I guess I will make it editionSchizos only sub-edition>>204420460
are schizoids allowed?
hawk tuah 2024
>>204426366I do what I want and you're a little bitch that can't do anything about it.
home...
I'm back
I have a moderate sized penis.
>>204426402Based
>>204426421The US flag has three colors, ape.
>>204426420umm I think we need more gay gang tags that's what's hot right now
Is the Bulgarian poster the same one who used to spam this /int/ and /sp/
>>204426421Holy based
>>204426493Why are you busting the Bulgarian balls? He's ok unlike the other foreign flags
The modern leftist does not recognize a distinction between a citizen and a foreigner. This is why you cannot reason with the leftist on immigration. He only sees rich people here and poor people there. He doesn’t think it’s fair. So you just have to persevere and ignore him.
>>204426493Post hand little guy.
>>204426402Do you want to marry me and come to the us? No gay shit
love these lume commercials"guy, my pussy fuckin STINKS!"
>>204426493calm down pablo
>>204426523>you cannot reason with the leftistYou only needed to say this
Whomstever said you had to be more vague in the last thread on /tv/ threads I did it again lmao >>>/tv/205606783
>>204426528No because that would be gay and there's a chance you live in a cucked state.
The Bulgarian is a chad who wants to improve his home country instead of running away
>>204426529you can put it anywheresweaty underboob, pits, crotch, feetit lasts for over 72 hours so you don't have to waste time bathing
A little bit of chicken fried
>>204426601It's dark outside, retard. Post your dark hand instead of ducking.
onlyfans ruined porn
>>204426620tepid beer on a monday afternoon
>>204426421truke
Thinking of getting a 6 pack of locally crafted pilsners
Little man is too scared to post hand.
>>204425262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXY_8cJlGMc
>pilsnerIs you 70 years old?
im so hungry
$5.39
>>204426711you voted for it
call me based
>>204426681There aren't many good american pilsnersToo many breweries hop them like an ipa and dry hop them to cover any malt aroma
>>204426729>ducking the smokeAight bitchboy.
Just 21 more days of work until I quit my job.
>>204426762just quit right now
>>204426740Locked
i recommend buying everything you want now before orange tariffs everything
>>204426742"North coast" makes a good 'un
>>204426646There is still plenty of quality amateur content being uploaded to pornhub
>>204426757what are you guys arguing about?
>>204426620certified /cum/ classic
>watching cop video set in the south>The cops pronounce vehicle as vee-HICKLE
>>204426781i stopped using pornhub after they removed everything
>>204426784Nothing. Lil guy is just butthurt because a Bulgarian took his bitch.>>204426787>Which country are you waking up in?Bulgaria.
>>204426793you mean the way it's spelled?
>>204426784The American got cucked by his crush and is taking his frustration out on the Bulgarian
>>204426784Some beaner got ass mad and googled what time it was in Bulgaria and started talking shit because it's late over there and the Bulgarian is still posting.
>>204426818At first I did the same, but like I said, there is plenty on there still. Most of the stuff they removed can be found on other sites
>>204426778retard advice.what you SHOULD buy now are stocks and cryptos
>>204426793How do you pronounce it?
>>204426820if i pronounced Bulgaria the way you would say "bulge", would that be funny to you? or is that kind of a flatline?
>>204426779I'm on the other side of the country. We only get old rasputin hereNever saw another of their beers
>>204426862imaginary money
Still goin, this asshole.
>>204426887Yeah they're Californian Alcohol is one of the few things we do pretty well at
>>204426878I don't.>>204426885Nah.
for me, its sierre nevada(TM)
>>204426881VEEAKUL, all one sound
Come on guys, let's simmer down
>>204426917
i was gonna make a vocaroo shitpost but my audio equipment (m*crosoft) is being gay af
>>204426930damn. alright, thank you!
>>204426917I have never replied to that fag. Why are you so angry LOL
>>204426946>Come on guys
>>204426843>>204426825No need to get in trouble to defend me. I can stand on business on my own.
so, americans, all of you guys have to count your taxes manually and then pay them every year? you have to save all of your receipts, do calculations and then pay that? and then you pay an accountant to do that job rightis this something happens everywhere, in every state?
>>204426903>he's too STUPID and CANADIAN to get FREE MONEY
real talk though imagine being bulgarian
>>204426987dumbass
>>204426987,>Europeans don't have any have never heard of Turbotax
>>204426989>you’re BulgarianFuck yeah I am.
>>204426427jeets are really sensitive lol
>>204426427deserved
>>204427045you always shit up the thread and they're still here sooooo
We have a Bosnian, a Slovene, a Bulgarian, and now a CROATIAN?!It's total slav invasion>>204426987Idk my mom does it all for me
>>204427045Yeah do that bro, totally *finger hovers over report button, hypothetically*
>>204427045you dont belong here
>>204427045You wont do shit miniature nephew.
>>204427070agreed
>>204427045>Tbh I might start spamming goreI have been banned for posting cartoons with too much blood lel, this general is too soft for that
>>204427070IM A CREEP
>>204427084Make me little guy.
>>204427034>>204427036>>204427058it was a genuine question. i was merely curious fellas
>>204427104stop bulying him
say it
>>204427104High test>>204427084Low test
>>204427045I'd take the bulgarian over your autistic brown sperging ANY day
>>204427112fuck off from /cum/
think I'll return Tale of two cities to the library. Hasnt held my interest at all and its a lot of bloated fluff text to describe irrelevant things going on
>>204427141you lost give up
>>204427141Ok let me switch things up. Alright buddy you're done.
Think Trump would let me illegally enter the US and work? I’m white and based.
>>204427141ayo wat dis nigga be on about?? dis dooood autistic as FUCK ayyyy!
I been hangin' around gas stations I been learnin' 'bout tires I been talkin' to grease monkeys I been workin' on cars Moose Jaw saw a few, Moosomin too Runnin' back to Saskatoon Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat Sing another prairie tune Sing another prairie tune I been hangin' around libraries I been learnin' 'bout books I been talkin' to playwriters I been workin' on words, phrases
Black bears are such gay bitches
>>204427191>All American made except 2 What does this mean
>>204427112the turbotax guy said it. you just put in your W2 (tax statement from your job) and answer a few questions like if you got married, joined the military, bought a house etc. to amend any outstanding information, then submit it. only boomers and penny-pinchers do it manually through receipts.
>>204427180shiiiiiit did ghadcoffee hit his straight?
>>204427112Sorry I didn't mean to be rude.My mom actually does it for me idk shit about taxes I've never had a job long enough to have to pay them
thinking about something
COSPLAYING ZOOMER SLUTS
thinking about canadians
>>204427231>only boomers and penny-pinchers do it manually through receipts.actual answer is that W2 employees pay so much tax automatically, deducted out of their paycheck. This means that the standard deduction is normally the best option for them.Business owners typically do far better hiring an accountant and itemizing deductions, because they typically have much higher revenue to deal with
did he get banned
Thinking about American deathrock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2idIuXkN7o
>>204427231>>204427250alright, thanks. i will be leaving now because of the apparent rejection of my browness
>>204427392his posts are still up so idk but maybe he finally decided to fuck off cause nobody cares about his sperg opinions (we can only hope).
>>204427411LOL
>>204427349ugh, i wish i were smart. you sound smart.
Making beef stew and I'm wine drunk feelsgoodman
>>204427438you sound gay
>>204427438Thanks, I am pretty smart, although this is very basic stuff.
>>204427447thanks? lol so now i'm gay in addition to being retarded haha
>>204427444Wish I could enjoy wine. I can sip much harder stuff, but the taste of wine just puts me off
>>204427444Did you know wine contains somethycalled "Flavonoids"? No, really. It's not a joke. I looked it up. Fucking lazy nomenclature
im probably the smartest person in this general
The only alcohol I can drink is red wine and rose.
>>204427458lmao ur a gay retard
>>204427466Pay like $5 more than you want to pay for a bottle and it actually tastes way betterGo buy a $40 or even $60 bottle and you'll get it>>204427475Slow down there egghead
>>204427492i have a tested iq of 132
>>204427492If you measure smartness by IQ points then it has to be me.>>204427519147 here.
>>204427466what's bizarre to me is how people drink it with meals at room temperature. tepid wine is the least refreshing beverage you could possibly couple with a meal.
>>204427519IQ is nothing, it doesn't mean anything.
I don't like Garfield's bitch ass
>>204427548i know
>>204427554quiet, Jon.
>>204427519No you don't
>>204427532Both the idea of cold or hot wine is revolting
>>204427519I'm a refugee from Syria and my IQ is about 85.
>>204427589ok
>>204427554I like tom from tom and jerry
>>204427398This is how daytime cum is because it's full of faggots and neets Evening/night cum is much better
>>204427614Yeah Jerry is a bitch.
>>204427614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBEa9YK5cOA
Amazon, there's not really any point in telling me that my package is going to arrive at 3:45 at the earliest, when it's already 3:42.
>>204427590a wine spritzer is very nice. but that's never how they do it. it's always just lukewarm, flat wine in a glass. and they'll say stuff like, "oh this is a very fine such and such", it never is! it always tastes like junk, and it's not cool and refreshing like beer, and it doesn't have the alcohol content of spirits. i don't know. wine just doesn't work for me.
>>204427645im pretty sure google made it
I'm not content with who you are
>>204427598why are syrians so dumb
i feel i should be exempt from paying taxes
>>204427663I got a package for you right here*unzips fly*
>>204427693incest unironically
>>204427669Because you don't know how to appreciate it. You're like someone who is completely ignorant of music being unable to tell by Mozart was a musical genius. You don't know what you're looking for
>>204427709*fails to hold back a moan of anticipation, eyes glassy*
>>204427696Because you’re broke?
>>204427715i'm completely open-minded. if you poured me a glass of wine, i would absolutely try to appreciate it. classical music sucks by the way.
>>204427693>>204427713My parents are indeed cousins. Its a commom practice in Islam.
>>204427753You're just low IQ. It's okay, you probably enjoy life on the whole far more than intelligent people do.I will shed a tear for you because you will never understand the profundity and splendour of high culture and art.
I'm a whiskey man and whiskey has a much higher alcohol content than red wine, but something about wine makes me go from zero to sixty real quick. It's so cloying, and it makes me physically hot, like warm so I feel like I'm wearing a sweater then I start to get uncomfortable
>>204427738exactly, yes. if anything some of the tax money should be sent my way
Back to job huntingIts tiresome
from acetylcholine maybe
I like vodka because it fairs with anything and goes down easier than whiskey or bourbonAlmost as easy as your mom
>>204427791If you're that poor, you don't actually pay taxes.wellbesides Sales Tax, which is why governments love it, because it's the only tax the poors pay
>>204427753What this guy said, but less pretentious and cringy>>204427783
cute!
I think I like the idea of having sex more than actually doing it
>>204427816I get horrendous B.O. when I drink vodka
>>204427787wine is a different kind of drunk for sure, maybe why womens love it so much idk
>>204427783i wish, but no. IGNORANCE is bliss, stupidity is frustrating. asking people to explain, then re-explain everything because you're a dummy is no fun. but i stand by it. wine and classical music is a bore. and it's definitely no surrogate for good taste.
*goes to the wine section of bevmo**buys the cheapest wine with the highest abv*Get on my level, winesnobs
its over
>>204427837At this point having actual sex would just be too weird. I've gone over 20 years without it, it's whatever at this point
>>204427773damn why we need so many studies to find out islams are dumb as hell
>>204427847You have horrendous BO even without vodka
amongus
>>204427798did your ass get fired
>>204427820what about that stuff they withhold from my paycheck
sipping on some boones farm i got from seven eleven
>>204427821I have a habit of being an irritating elitist dickhead yeah >>204427850That's too bad. I have to agree (with what I believe you're implying) that people who are exclusively into classical music and wine and fine dining etc and can't appreciate pop culture are boring to the extreme.
>>204427863>Bevmo>Not going to Trader Joe's and dropping a dub for ten bottles of 2 buck Chuck
/cum/ meetup was FIRE
>>204427887
>>204427944It is crazy that people used to just fire these things in the street in broad daylight while robbing banks
>>204427936Wtf is a dubWe speak English here, not Ebonics
>I have to agree (with what I believe you're implying)
>>204427967We used to be a country…
>>204427974?
>>204427921It's so you can look at it and think about how the government fucks you from having more to invest
>>204427974he was right, that's exactly what i was suggesting.
>>204427967When they asked Clyde from Bonnie and Clyde why he robbed banks, he said "Because that's where the money is".
>>204426458Unlike the Chad Übermensch TWO colour Canadian flag…
peepoo
>>204427968Twenty dollars
I was one of the officers who killed Clyde
>>204427990Blacks still do it with modern firearms from what I understand >>204428013BasedJust watched Public Enemies recently and loved the chaotic abandon that Dillinger and his crew hadCrime is so romantic in art and movies Weird how it's only a modern trend to glorify it
nobody will ever respect canada with their gay flag and gay PM
>>204428006me in the middle
>>204427918Not yet but I'm just regretting taking this shit job
>>204427921majority of that besides SS gets refunded to you at the end of the year
>>204428066Malcolm?
>>204428057it's like gay minnesota and gay lousiana had a baby and they called it canada
I'm not worth a shit at literally god damn fucking anything
>>204428092no but my first name starts with that letter
>>204428073what are you doing
>>204428143You missed the joke but nevermind. You probably weren't even born when it was on the air
Heh, he probably didn't get my epic 90s television reference
I didn't say it was epic. What the fuck are you angry about LOL
dese niggas MAD as HELL !
My great-uncle was on some early 20th century gangster shit>robbed a train>killed a cop who wanted to be a hero>got pursued>commandeered some rando’s house; fortified it>got in a shootout with the cops again>they couldn’t get him, so they burned the house down to make him leave>died in a hail of gunfire as he exited the burning building
you know, i'm something of a piteous weakling myself.
The US is a feared country not a respected country
im sheepy
>>204428217War crimes level shit by the police Was this here or elsewhere?
>>204428144Right now I'm funposting with you guys. I should be working
>>204428255>Cuz id rather be feared than loved with a pocket gull of dubs
I respect the American people
>>204428269>war crimesWhat? I hear people say this all the time and it only reinforces the idea that no one actually knows what that is
>>204428290I respect some of them, look on others with contempt
>>204428290I don't. Never a more just flat out stupid collection of sputmuttering jackanapes have I seen
>>204428276I do that sometimes. But more often that not it's only when I don't have anything pressing.
>>204428255goofy ass cornball nigga ain't unnastand them the same ass thang, smdh
>>204428316forcing him to either be shot to death or burned alive should be a crime whether it's in war or not I don't know if it's actually a war crime or not but I think of war crimes as actions perpetrated by the state or its actors (police, armed forces, etc) in a way that is inhumane and cruel
America is the greatest fucking country. You all need to give respect to the red white and blue.
>>204428354Why you say that?
>>204428373This but unironically. It is great how much it makes the eurotards seethe though
>>204428366Well it's not actually a war crime to burn the building your enemy is taking refuge in down. Wether you think it's inhuman or not is another point entirely, but if they just made every form of combat "illegal" no one would follow the rules at all
Sometimes I feel like screaming for no reason
>>204428258Ditto
>>204428451Dildo
Time to sing with a bunch of boomers in a choir
>>204428423police don't have "enemies" but yeah it's not a war crime per se I just used that term to add weight to it like whole villages being burned down in vietnam or whatever the fuck and actually I think it literally is a war crime to do that but that's beside the point, I just think police should do literally everything possible to arrest suspects alive if possible, burning a building down to get a single gunman out is ridiculous
FUCK i broke a glass.
rotating a shape in my head
i gotta poo
>>204428525Smooth move, Ex Lax
the sun is gone
>>204428525ah, sorry guy. if it shattered, grab a washcloth you don't use anymore and wet it some. the little micro bits will get stuck to it so you don't step on them later.
this week everything changes for the better
>>204428563No it's still there. You just can't see it
>>204428581Don't jinx it dummy
mom got me checkers yesterday i found 3 different pubic looking hairs on my food
>>204428581bet you said the same thing last weekand the week before
>>204428525Use a piece of bread to pick up the tiny pieces if you cannot use a vacuum
After dinner I'm gonna fucking crank my hog
>>204428493>burning whole villages downIt is if it's done intentionally. Paraphrasing here, but it's written that "all care should be taken to avoid collateral damage to civilian infrastructure". It's often unavoidable which is why it's not just strictly forbidden, but if it ever got bad enough to be brought up to The Hague, they'd have to build a case for it being intentional and of little or no military value. An excellent example of this is Israel's occupation of Palestine, which is currently in the courts
>>204428651Save time and do both at once
>>204428656I won't comment on that last bit haha But I will just say that I only meant to use the term to communicate my shock and disgust at their actions Also reminds me of Killdozer
>>204428625Those are black people head hairs
>>204428269It was in the U.S.
I don't like leafoids
>>204428665lmao
>>204428625nighairs
imagine fucking a tight pussy
>>204428690Not as surprising then
>>204428734my hand can grip way tighter than any pussy on earth
>>204428760If masturbation is wrong then why did our LORD GOD make our dicks to perfect shape to be gripped? Checkmate atheists
>>204428734I fucked a 90lb japanese girl onceLet me tell you there is no one thing on God's earth more overrated than tight pussy
>>204428832Was it really shallow? I've had to half shaft before because I just kept slamming on the cervix. Feels bad man
I am thinking it's a signThat the freckles in our eyesAre mirror imagesAnd when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
>>204428855Basically. I'm about 9 inches hard and could hardly get the head in.
>>204428832>>204428876Definitely real story
>>204428629things did change for the better last week! the week before was ok
>>204428876>9 inchesThat's too big
>>204428689>>204428726the urkelkin who gave us our food had dreadlocks
>>204428904If it makes you feel better I've gotten so fat that I have ED now
>>204428876you poor thing cervixes everywhere hate to see you coming
>>204428933There are more people working in the back
>>204428963>see you comingkek
did you hear about the guy who couldn't cum?
>>204429028your dad? yes.
>>204429032we had to go get him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i77QVCt0D4U
im so bored just sitting here browsing ebay looking at lego sets i will never have
>>204429059Buy the Lego podracers
>>204429059Ask for one for Christmas
>>204429059i'm sitting down for a minute, gonna make the new thread then take a shower and start on dinneri have a new york strip steak that i'm gonna make with a baked potato with sour cream and chivesi also need to make tea the pitcher is almost empty
Why are there still only 73% of the votes counted in California? I placed a bet on Trump winning the popular vote but they won't resolve my bet if Californians are too lazy to count.
>>204429100pepperoni and green onions mushrooms olives chivesPEPPERONI AND GREEN ONIONS MUSHROOMS OLIVES CHIVES
Post your momsI want to see milf tiddies
>>204429117Oops I meant to type "green peppers"
>>204429075perhaps>>204429078im kind of embarrassed to ask my parents for legos
>>204429135post your cute bummy first.
>>204429117fun song
I think I may be too judgemental of normies. They seem to be enjoying themselves.
>>204429135I don't have any pics of my moms tits.Post pics of the hairy arms of your sister! All Latinas I've met were very hairy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZUsNJ-LQU
https://youtu.be/oRC2XC5MVVU?si=N7LJjKm0IE-YGDH0&t=108
>>204428734>>204428832Yeah, I don’t really understand the hype. I think I’ve only ever been with one girl who was notably loose, in such a way that it lacked stimulation. Maybe it’s a bigger deal for guys with small cocks? Or maybe it’s a selection bias thing where I’ve almost exclusively been with tight girls, idk
>hired an architect>His intern did a bunch of extra billable work for him in designing my interiors>They end up just giving me the work for free and firing the intern because I said I won't pay for that shitThis is the most Jewish I have ever felt
Downloading Predator (1987) to watch with the girlfriend Claims she cannot remember having seen it before but she is dumb like that often
Why do you keep beating a dead horse
>>204429222>>204429222>>204429222
>>204429059Just become an Ivy league student and they'll hand you free Legos.
New>>204429234>>204429234>>204429234
>>204429227lol
>>204429227You cant suffer in ivy league schools
>>204429116Uuuge population and they’re desperately recounting the counties that turned red
Stop doxxing me with the frogs or other kind of image. Thanks!
