A Man Having It Off edish
Scenes at full time.
desperately searching for a point
>Russia gained more territory in October than any month since July 2022
>>204429477looks very dated
>>204429477Why are you playing such an old version of FIFA lad?
>>204429497No point looking
Paul Joseph Watson: Imagine My Shock
>>204429503Is this in the 3 day special military operation?
>>204429515Not giving 60 quid to EA. Nuh uh.
>>204429503Hope it's over soon, can finally put this embarrassing affair behind us
why would god create this
>>204429497Knowing is its own answer, love something in a book.
>>204429546Why would God create you, is the real question
Leonard Simon Nimoy: Imagine My Spock
>>204429546beauty is in the eye of the beholder though
Using a dildo as a male is NOT GAY AT ALL!Using dildo's is not gay. People think it's gay, but it is actually not. I use a dildo to pleasure myself. It's not a real man so why would it be gay. It's a use of masturbation and masturbating is NEVER GAY! I like to pleasure myself though, And I still like women. So I am straight. If you want to uuse. a dildo (or an object as a dildo) It won't be gay.
>>204429556
Don't know how it managed to mess that one up
>>204429546An abomination like all life here. Hard not to feel pity or disgust knowing what it does to survive
>>204429583i use a dildo and imagine i'm being pegged by a woman
>>204429546Some fish need direct punishment in this life
Don't think we will be needing him anymore tbqh.
crying my eyes out at England's win. 60 years of hurt is over x
Let’s say, hypothetically, you are a Hollywood celebrity, and one day a Jewish producer shows up at your door and demands that you take part in a humiliation ritual as a sign of your allegiance to the tribe.What’s stopping you from just killing them, and using your wealth and resources to dispose of them in a way that will leave no trace so they’ll never be found?
>>204429666
>deepest sea creature: Marianas snailfish at 8145 metres down>that's only 75% of the way downso the bottom QUARTER of the ocean has literally no life in it whatsoeverthat's utterly mad
>>204429655
>>204429583i really love this quote from the dalai lama 'a strong man is not someone who wants to dominate the other, but someone who wants to be dominated'
>>204429655Only bottom feeders like you
>>204429644>>204429654Sometimes coincidences aren't coincidences.
>>204429655ok maybe they were al out on the day of exploration????
>>204429676I've had enough of your lip
>>204429686Thought you preferred the anus
Just need to win the fucking Euromillions for FUCK sake, just give me £100million
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz6ZQ5RoLZA
>I could learn humility from you Burst out laughing at this
An extremophile (from Latin extremus 'extreme' and Ancient Greek φιλία (philía) 'love') is an organism that is able to live (or in some cases thrive) in extreme environments, i.e., environments with conditions approaching or stretching the limits of what known life can adapt to, such as extreme temperature, pressure, radiation, salinity, or pH level.
interesting experiment today. 1 out of 4 photos is primed for the re-launch of Anon's Tinder profile.Just need to figure out the other 3
>>204429730
alright ladsOff to watch Predator with the GFEarly night for us xSee you tomorrow
>>204429640pop my testes in your mouth
>>204429757Hope you don't have flashbacks
>>204429739living alone in my shit flat is more extreme than all these conditions
4th place Erkelenz FC look to make champions league history in the 26/27 La Liga season.
>>204429644They don't actually have the wealth and resources, dummy. It's all loans and contingency. You would also be going up against an entire behemoth, not just the one person you killed, who have unlimited resources and control of the levers of power.
>>204429757Chì sinn a-rithist sibh
call with the recruiter in 5 minutes ladsI WILL get this 150k job
>>204429757You and your girl are slack jawed faggots
>>204429782get in. Nows your chance to escape
What's the effing point
>>204429782tell them you know SeasideMARK lore
yt ppl love they war memorials services of when they killed other yt ppl lol
Took the derg for his evening pint, some lass said I shouldn't give him beer, told her to fuck off. Canny night all in all.
>>204429833thats crazy
Do you guys have Ken Burns over there?
>>204429824Yeah we don’t do memorials for the brownoids we killed because there’s nothing worth remembering there
>>204429867its spaki mate
*grabs you without warning and pulls you in for a kiss* x
Dortmund want their man back
>>204429872lol what a mong, bet he felt a right twat in his final moments on this fucking hellhole of a planet
>>204429867The government literally pledged £1m to a "Muslim war memorial"
>>204429916um
>>204429916Don't see the point in posting this without the satisfying thunk
erm this is a SFW board thanks x
recruiter hasn't called me yet...
>>204429913poor choice of shirt?
I love following different creative communities. The fashion girls and others BEEN talking about “innocuous” signs of the tide turning toward conservativism the last 2ish years through trends. Not just tradwives but also ‘clean girl’ aesthetic, ozempic & re-emphasis on thinness
>>204429896That's sexual assault.
>>204429972 meant for >>204429939i should go back to sleep
>>204429848I know right, cheeky cow
>>204429939everyone's laughing at himcould have just run away and got shot
not clicking those webms lololol
Had a bit of cash to splash but might have been a mistep, we shall see.
>>204429872im just waiting for a mate
>>204429890DO NOT REDEEM MY LEGS
>>204429983not a fan of ozempic since self discipline and keeping myself thin are one of the only things i have going for me and it feels like i'm about to lose it
>>204430038lol get fucked
>>204429916did she died
>>204429989I’m now remembering Year 1 in primary school when this girl grabbed me and kissed me on the lips as a dareI’m now also remembering how me and this blackboy in Yer 1 would also show eachother our willies until the teacher saw us and made us stopFucking hell your comment really unlocked all these repressed memories
Not worried about my btc. Even if it drops I'm holding.
I was in primary school at the start of this video now I'm a late-20s NEEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st7WZ_2L-Y8
Lad really likes running around. Don't know if i need him, will cost a fortunte too it seems.
>>204429916Luckily Angela Rayner landed on her fat arse and she was back in parliament on Monday calling the Tories scum
>>204429890>>204429916
thinking about that 12 year old girl who died after a tree branch fell on her
>>204430073>me me meWhat about all the young black americans who were wrongly incarcerated for all that time?
>>204430079
>>204429890rorke's slipper
Crypto? nah im an old fashioned Index Funds kind of guy
>>204430097good la
WATCH ME WHIP
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731305672717116.webm
>>204430120
>>204430121
>>204430066How much do you have invested roughly? Answer me promptly, please.
I take it we are jannyless atm, not complaining but been away for a while and it's a lot more savage than it was.
>>204430063Our primary school had this retarded buddy system when we were in year 1 where the year 6 kids looked out for us on the playgroundWanted to go to the toilet and another lad did and one of the teachers assigned a fucking year 6 lass to take usShe then demanded we take of our trousers when we were there and piss on the floor, I ignored her but the other lad kept doing it and chasing meThen the year 6 lass presumably told our teacher and she came in and punished us for doing shit that the lass told us to doStill boils my piss just thinking about it
>>2044301435k
>>204430150Thank you
>>204430149We had this as well. The buddy I got was a cunt
>>204430163You're going to rob me for being honest, aren't you..
>>204430192
>buddy systemOh i just went to a normal, white, non yankified primary where we all made friends with eachother and werent total psychopaths.
>>204430192SAAAR MAN SAAAR MAN DOES WHATEVER A SAAR CAN SHITS A WEB FROM HIS ARSE
>>204430181No, was just curious. Looking at market caps again, BTC has over a trillion dollars poured into it right now.
>>204430192>quick everyone, make sure we swing and jerk him in an awkward motion
>>204430239Idiots
>>204430247Unclear why I clicked on this
Germany is gonna be all hapas and turks one day
>>204430247Looks like he needs a hand
>>204430247Wonder how he's going to get out of that situation
the gore spammer is heathermong btw
going to jump off Itchen Bridge tomorrow
>>204430285Make sure to film so we can laugh at it here
>>204430121>>204430247>>204430121are they ok?
>>204430285wtf no
what was the deleted post
>>204430314Gore
>>204430285>>204430290
Nugger moment
time for bed i reckon
Going ro have a drink. Don't kys
Had no clue how good he was so thats not too bad for a free transfer.That being said i will stop myself from getting any actual world class players on free transfers because thats broken.
What in the goddamn...
These are the bear nuggies a fellow yankoid told me about on hereAbsolutely delishShould I give her one?She is deserving of love
hamberg's timer ringing again for another coat of the glazejew
dogsitting for a few days, he's been good company.
Based stoned bitches
Having difficulty believing this.In need of a RB/RWB whos a good crosser and hes actually shit at crossing so thats a no no
Smoking on that nice stuff
>>204430404>wout faes
>>204430387Man is also dog's best friend
>>204430246
>>204430407I'm jealous
Couldn't pass up the opportunity to have this legend on the side for next season.
Heading to bed soon. Fat sister still not back from A&E.
>>204430387looks like he fucking stinks
>>204430481
>>204430452You not having a j al
>>204430481you sound like a bunch of genetic dead ends
She's all alone and needs a schizo who wants to shag her ironically
Dollhouse FC
>>204430481does she still have genital warts
>>204430486He's German shepherd crossed with American akita so he's got a stupidly thick dual layer coat and yes, left unchecked he fucking hums but he gets his coat stripped down daily and goes for a swim in the sea daily then a quick shower after and that keeps him alright. his farts will clear a room though.
Females can't jamIf I ever have to date a femoid and she doesn't want to listen to this I'm Sparta kicking her into a bottomless pit https://youtu.be/8AixC4RaFQo?si=zkYyt-rTxCJLlC8c
>>204430502I am the de facto leader of the family now>>204430519Don't know
>>204430063This happened to me except instead of a full on kiss I had multiple girls asking me out throughout my school years then revealing they were just joking or did it for a dare.One time a girl in comprehensive school asked me out then set her boyfriend on me.Got to a point where I'd automatically assume any girl taking an interest in me was doing it out of some joke, so it's possible I rejected girls who genuinely were into me later on.
Irish player
please stop talking about your bad school memories you're making me remember mine
>>204430552That’s the cote divoire you fucking mongo
The American-Japanese connection is too tantalizing for Euros to resist...Yes...we are frenssssYuo are of getting very ssssleepy...
>>204430564no it shows the flag right there
Irish excellence
>>204430533fair enough looks like fun for a while until his owners come back
left-wing: Jewright-wing: Black You cannot argue this
>>204430578what happened to adam idah
>>204430578English are quite renowned for their love of blackies
>>204430626Sickly British incels are jealous of explosive Irish BLEACHING power due to a higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers
I hate that particular kind of englishman (I'm sure they exist in the other nations too) whose brain just shuts down when they see a word they don't recognise like a foreign name. They just can't even attempt it. It's like they panic when they get to the third syllable and don't recognise what's next. It's almost as annoying as when an english speaker is interviewing someone with poor english but still continuing to use idioms and obscure references.
>>204430647
>>204430696Sounds like they're reaching for fr*nchoid levels of arrogance
>>204430705Hulk fucked his best friend's wifeHate him and all other whitoid gangstalkersNot here to get sentimental Just spitting the facts
SEX with FAT GIRLS
>>204430647So bloody peng
>>204430710It's not even out of malice. It's just pure ignorance. They can't even conceive a different experience. The same pathetic cunts that won't eat foreign food or won't try anything different. It's like an anti-intellectualism that gets baked in to so many people by the time they're out of childhood.
>>204430767That's what we're limited to.Living in a gay f*moid simulation when our based ancestors treated them like trash
>>204430767why
>>204430777Cuck mentalityInhibits everyone and must be destroyedDoing the good work hereDigits confirm
>>204430767
>>204430776They're asking for it and they aren't ashamed
>>204430810so fucking peng
It should be illegal for single women to have children
>>204430564He's irish you retard
>>204430810Mental how much worse I was compared to her when I was injured from sports, lol...
Orion is so peng it's actually ridicuous
>>204430826even widows?
>>204430835Why would a sports injury make you fat
>>204430843did I stutter
>>204430849rub two braincells together and think about it matereduced mobility
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MzVuHqsNoM
it feels good to draw a cat
>>204430849It made me unable to sit in a chairPatellar tendonitis She looks comfyI was writhing in pain just bending my knee and basically just a living popcorn machine
>>204430814>>204430647do you ever post any other images than these two
>>204430838For me it's the crab nebula
>>204430868How'd you manage that
>>204430873If i never see that broads ass again it'll be too soon
>>204430873Yeah I got di Asian ting and di black kween but ya mans I gots>>204430868 to be getting a different gimmickhttps://youtu.be/05h_NFY7fLc?si=3MgcJdCu3d3-hSuV
>>204430876What happens here?
Think these Trump plans videos might be AI-madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsX7YnvuaBA
>>204430832Thats him done
>>204430889Running down mountains like it was a video gameThe snow level where I was sliding down the slopes was peakHad to work ever since and became mentally illMy life goal is to become completely anonymous even after healing body mind and soul
Look up the crime called “the autonomous Jewish oblast”. In the middle of a heartland of so many ancient peoples
>>204430876mad that that's just infrared radiation and thus actually invisible to the human eye and the science boffins just used the infrared sensors' wavelengths to translate into visible light so we can see the strucutre of something completely invisible to usjust insanity
>>204430945Irish athleticism mogs brits and we are BLEACH gods
>>204430956The vast majority of people that live there aren't even Jewish.
Irish are probably the most well liked race worldwide
>>204430927It's the remains of a star that has exploded in a supernova
>>204430965Wim Hof is not of these Isles
>>204430958wypipo moment
chapsdon't mean to scare you but have you seen the moon tonight?it's fucking massive
95% sure those Trump videos are deepfakes, listen to him man!
Something don don me the other day and I realized if every other country hates us we should stop supporting them with our military.
>>204431000Dootchbags are similar enough with their Kamehameha
The codes for Zion please, give me that shit come on FAST FAST
imagine bumming a lad and pulling out your cock and you have a bit of his poo inside your japseye
>>204431018UNBELIEVABLY PENGITS PENGITS 100% FUCKING PENG
>>204431018really? I'm eating ham right now too so this doesn't help.
>>204431018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7YLT4LpxU
Mad how much the world government hates me
>>204431066It's understandable
back on the opioids
>>204429437havingitrightoff.com
>>204431077which ones?
>>204431073Well I am the main character after all
*picks up ukulele and bangs out Long Train Runnin'*
>>204431097tapentadol, it's cheaper than being an alcoholic
just remembered that when I had a female housemate one time her mum picked her up and dropped her off at a black rugby player of a big rugby club's house that she'd matched with on tinder and they shagged, and she told me about it in some level of detail
I do not understand how One Piece has 1122 episods and has been running for 25 years.The whole gist of the show is some wasteman trying to get to some island.I'd have lost patience if I were a viewer by now. Just get there you cunt.
>>204431127yeah?
>>204431107you got yourself a prescription?
>>204431127was her name Katy?
>>204430956Chinese communists are always drawing things about destroying America but you never really get Americans talking about or portraying the destruction of China in the same wayThe Chinese seem to hate the Americans more than the reverse
>>204431136Based.Worked with a meximutt who tried to convince me to pick it up after the timeskip then I tried and cringed. The Grand Line should've been where he found the one piece
>>204431150no
why do all jewish men wear those woody allen glasses?
>>204431156I was just watching an episode of david frost's television show from 1967 and during the intro he told a joke about the chinese having landed on the moon but it's ok because all of them did
LADS
truuump the buildercan he fix it?truuump the builderno it's fucked
>>204431204Would be lush indeed
>>204431204YESGO TRUMP GO TRUMP
Just not right that Brits dont have a special pass to immigrate freely to Australia, we fucking BUILT you
only reason i'm not actively planning suicide is want gta 6 is coming out next year (or should be at least)
>>204431204based
>>204431257oh give over you big pansy
I'm telling you. There were hidden reasons for Brexiting. Big reasons. You'll thank us letter, can't find my bloody keys man. You take my keys from me little nigga haha
>>204431204Based
>>204431254it's very easy to get into a work visa program that allows you permanent residency
Waiter!!! Waiter!!! More POO please!!!
>>204431257hope its not woke x
Don't even care that drumpf wonGlobal communist takeoverhttps://rumble.com/user/Global_communist_takeover1
>>204431278
>>204431204Probably won't happen though because Starmer is hyper focused on pissing him off for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXfkdLZLqXg&abthe joke is at 2:07
>>204431280gta has always been slightly left-leaning, i reckon they'll just stay the same course but now it'll get called woke because there are so many echo chambers around here anything short of actively promoting fascism would be considered woke by those mongs on /pol/
Fokin knackered like
Rorke is a JOKE eh lads?
QUIT using the word DISINFORMATION for when the media LIES and PROPAGANDIZES the fascist left's talking points better known as LIES.Lying media democrat propaganda bureau NBC's LYING propagandist Mirna Alsharif LIED about the democrat controlled FEMA bureau.
>>204431305oh, you're a woke
Got fibromyalgia
ever thought of becoming a private investigator lads?with all the women i've successfully stalked it'd be a shame to not put my talents to use
>>204431313i got mine
just saw a WOKE nigger
>>204431307Absolutely SHATTERED
I wanted to make a sugary love songI wanted to make a pledge, this vow of love go on and onLike two doves in loveWe flew above the cloudsOur song trailed through the skyIts trueBut one day you flew awayMy heart is yearning for youI reach out but you are so far away
>>204431322get on lyrica for it
Bit cold.out
>>204431305all the people who wrote GTAIV and GTAV are gone now. also, rockstar went back to GTAV and removed some lines of dialogue that made fun of transsexuals/drag queens. i will be really surprised if their next game is anywhere near as well written
>>204431257Corr get a trip to canada lad
>>204431326Based trans ally boomer
>>204431350>removed some lines of dialogue that made fun of transsexuals/drag queensactually all they did was remove a couple of tranny NPCs that can be found outside some building in previous versions of the game
>>204429481nice webm
now that i've been playing games at 60fps i just can't go back to any game that caps at 30fps, i have tasted the forbidden fruit and now i can't un-know
>>204431204corporate ameirca will get what it wants make no mistake
fap fap fap
>>204431425this but with 90+fps, thats when it starts to get real smooth
i've been told i look like obama
A bank-what?
wrote a haikumumbergs voice bellowsspeaking of life and wastenight comes, i revolve
Was about to go for him then realised i already got that Irish oneDont know who else im gonna splash out on though.
>>204431454bo bomna
how come mass shooters never make any serious effort to try and get away with it? they always either kill themselves or surrender to police but even when they do flee the scene they're always caught within a day because they didn't even try to hide their identity
wish i had the kind of money where if i saw something i could just get it with no guilt
annoyim goyim
>>204431498I am sorry you feel like this
miss playing call of duty waw online
This nigga skibidi in Ohio bruh*fart sfx*
if i had 70 million dollars i could buy tuvalu
They're going to replace Lineker with some woman aren't theyGuarantee they're going to force Gabby Logan or Alex Scott ingrim
medical school gf is thinking about being either an ophthalmologist or OB/GYN, wonder which one pays better
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these crisps is too spicy on my mouth
>>204431553Weakest linkMastermindUniversity challengeIts not long until Bradders gets replaced
>>204431565probably the pussy doctor since women are very particular about finding the right one
Uhhhh wat so intrestig abt a gurlz tumy enywey o_O
>>204431588the salt and vinegar ones are my favourite but they play havoc on my mouth for hours afterwards
Have you ever typed your own name into the archives and had something come up?
BowadooadongdingNow I am a witchling
>>204431600to my surprise, chatgpt says ophthalmology usually pays better, might also be easier for her to get into since she used to work in an ophtho clinic before starting medical school
>>204431603I'm getting the word… NONCE
>>204431599whys he crying? x
It's another try hard aussie episode
>>204431631Every lad has a silly nonce phase
>>204431603take it to /a/ you creature
come on aussie come on, come oncome on aussie come on
>>204431553nah it'll be an ethnic and it'll be a choice that makes little sense but people won't criticise it
they're housing a a ton of migrants just yards from an all girls primary schoolhttps://x.com/byapptto/status/1855718143412281845who is doing this, what do they gain by getting british girls raped?
>>204431654Literally everyone, by definition, is "an ethnic" so yes.
This bitch is pupped up
>>204431606yeah salt and vinegar is fine if you only eat a handful of them but the flavor is so tasty and alluring that it's difficult to not consume a large amount thus burning the hell out of your tongue :( has happened to me too
i never asked your sister out, man
Looks like a Dark Souls Character::skull::
off for a poo, i'll be expecting the new thread to be here when i get back
Germans and Japs hate dreams and I'm here to save them I'm skibidi hitler
>>204431665when people use the word "ethnic" like that it's shorthand for "ethnic minority"like the "ethnic foods" section at the supermarket
>>204431726>>204431726>>204431726nouveau fil
>>204431724>>204431724>>204431724
