she's my cousin? i swear i thought she was my second cousin edition
basedfuck british threads
Normies are discovering rage-baiting on the internet. Very scary
fizzy ginger peach blackberry limeade
I'm pumped up as fuckMy Germoid midwestoid freak neighbors hate meProject Zomboid
>>204431742what do you mean? it can only be a good thing for them to be aware of so they can avoid it, no?
>>204431762nah they actually like rage baiting the people that fall for it now
>>204431772why does it scare you?
Antilockdown is back on the menu
>>204431781what? lol
>>204431793huh?
feel like going for a drive but i'm so monged out on 'pioids i'm in no state
>>204431815chinese moment
Children are Chads in Japan
Chinese are Chads in Japan
>>204431821https://youtu.be/-nktaDiBsEU?si=j4oZ-vjI0g7fb-vA
can't take anyone who uses "that" in place of "who" seriously
what is the best fantasy book you've read, besides LotR
>>204431846harry potter
>>204431846Dune
WC? cloakroom? half-bathroom? powder room? what's the proper name for a room with just a shitter and sink?
>>204431821apparently they are called shota and they regularly cuck their friends and older brothers
>>204431884um
reckon i still couldn't beat putin in a fight even though he's in his 70s and a manlet
>>204431846havent read much fantasy but i read the edge chronicles as a boy and they were banging
>>204431884name?
>>204431846a wrinkle in time
>>204431886tch...gay canadian paedo
allegations unproven
>>204431959the road for jewish women
wish i were one of those teenage boy manga characters who has loads of extremely attractive girls constantly throwing themselves at him but he seems to not enjoy the attention (but he's deifnitely not gay tho)
>>204431964paedo canucks are of a certain epidermal hue, you should be advised
puppytoil
>>204431980I think you're confused
>>204431959>a wrinkle in timenice, says young adult though. it ain't cringe is it
https://youtu.be/tAsgfhufx6g?si=KUD1m_By_k_0j2WWLet the nonces nonce This is wholesome
don't understand why zombie plague in the walking dead wiped out over 99.9% of the entire world but the cordyceps from the last of us only wiped out about two-thirds, the cordyceps one seems a lot more dangerous
>>204432018I don't know what you consider "cringe" so I really can't tell you
Who else /severelydepressed/? lmao
>>204432043because le biting!!
BALL A DO A DONG DING NOW I AM A WITCHLING
reckon if i were a writer i'd write young adult fiction or maybe straight up children's books, more lucrative market, plus you don't actually have to be talented
>>204432061Why?
>>204432061ktim
iguzo
not me
gfberg and i accidentally headbutted each other during sex last night and we laughed it off but now i'm bleeding out of my arse and am worriedi had sex btw
Ahh yesThe gender ambiguous mixed race black person
>>204432083heard children's books writers are upset over celebrity writers cornering in on that market so it might not be the best to focus on that
I had a good time rememberin' all those jerries we killed
>>204432089Bad genes and lousy, dramatic childhood. Also I don't have reliable access to meds, especially adderall, since adderall's heavily regulated here and you can only get a month's supply at a time, and only with a referral. Unfortunately, my psych goes on multi-month long vacations and hasn't been reachable since early October.
>>204432128Sorry bro
Personal choice?Boy dogOf course mumberg emasculated me
i've never seen a vagina in real life, not even at birth because i was a c-section
My black psychiatrist is actually cool and gives me adderall
>>204432061yeah
Spent the last hour sexting some 18 year old and now I’m being ignored after I tried to bring up the idea of meeting. All that work put in for nothing
I'm an Irish-diaspora devil here to destroy the sanctity of British wholesomeness
>>204432178Pajeeted.It's a ruse from the government to waste your timeReal girls don't go online you have to shag em as you see em
my pubes grow very long and they interfere with my wanks
Apologies if I offend anyone but the more I read about Henry VIII the more he seems like a massive douche.
>>204432128why are you so gullible
I'm 100% hairless beneath the eyelashes. Highly recommend it.
>>204432192What does the government get out of wasting my time? Why must they do this to me..
>>204432219tim is that you? did you finally make it back to the united states?
Marathon Man, Dark City, Get Carter, Sorcerer. 4 films I've never heard of in my life.
Time to roll a spliff I guess. What an astronomical waste of time
>>204432233My name is Dayton, you jerk.
Dayton on that beat 21
where's that guy that posts business ideas? I came into some money and am looking to invest.
Holy shit there was definitely a demonic takeover after this https://youtu.be/b4SfMHirXnE?si=5nHel_h8UhbcR31N
>>204432263https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/business%20idea%3A/
>>204432224Got ourselves a situationStuck in a new locationhttps://youtu.be/Z9G1Mf6TZRs?si=omgw2tLqDO68_c-F
give me one thousand yous
traumatized after an Arab girl writhed in ecstacy all over me after sex
>>204432291I hate the Antichrist
>>204432343here's 999 but don't ask where I got them from
>>204432343
>>204432373God's not gonna save us lad.
>>204432388she doesn't know all important people have their personal magicians to protect them from weak curses..
>>204432395https://youtu.be/9BU2aZnR3-g?si=5ilg3xdoBNHl_fPo
>>204432395Hell nah he ain’t I be on my shit
people keep saying i look like george clooney
>>204432491God is shounen and seinen
love waking up at midnight, the early hours of the morning are so peaceful
rah somalia is kind of popping you knoweconomy's quadrupled in size since 2010madnesss
might boot up tf2 and play soldier
4chan is full of neurotic scum
fucking hate everyone but especially americansamericans are what make the internet so miserable and generally they have made the entire world miserable
watching henry: portrait of a serial killer (1986), hideous film
>>204432388why are womens interests so embarrassing
wish i could take MDMA every day, would fix every last one of my problems
>>204432579Harsh but true.
>>204432530must've jacked a cargo ship full of gold
have nothing to wipe my dribbley dick or spaff into because I washed all my laundry
>>204432650aww diddums :(
listening to these in a non political wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Have had fashion-model GFs beforeWere they mental? Yes, why else would they be with meBut they could also be nice and I also eventually drove them all away by being distant and lazyWe learn to become better people by hurting ourselves, you see
Anybody else unironically love being circumcised?
every general that isn't /brit/ is just anime nonces spamming pictures
I've come to the conclusion that the American revolution wasn't justified. So, in compensation, I've decided to mail every single British citizen a $20 bill each as an apology for what we did.
>>204432799I hate how fucking right you are. not all of them but many
>>204432758occasionally fiddle my foreskin and take a sniff and while that isn't the most important thing in my life I would prefer the option to do that
>>204432799not true though is it?look at /fr/, /mena/ or sverige
>>204432758I'm curious as to what it's like to have a foreskin
gonna start talking like peter lorre
>tfw you're 4skin is short and doesn't cover the head:(
>>204433104more like a 2skin then lol
don't have phimo but my foreskin is still really tight
Dark City is really good, you guys never told me about Dark City
i gotta massive BBC
I want to buy one of these so bad. Only real gs cruise in the old school bmw 5 series. Doesn’t get much cooler than that
>>204433316wow yeah that sure is a car mate
saw a bloke with an ankle monitor talking to a boy who looked about 12 at the bus stop, quite worrisome
>>204433345Found the cycling cuck
don't let zem GET me /brit/, they'll KEEL me, don't you oonderztand?
>>204433260#MeToo
>>204433380idiot
fuc kaffoff
>>204433380>>204433393kys adam
why are all the americans here total schizos?
>>204433472>here
>>204433472>>204433488this desu
https://youtu.be/nPvuNsRccVw
if i donate blood while i'm drunk, does that mean whoever gets my blood will get pissed after receiving the transfusion?
https://youtu.be/JCvEif8tYjU
hate it when americans join in on my berating them as though they're not included in said berating
>>204433545nothing you can do to me i wouldn't do myself
wow adamadam
Balla doo ah dong ding Now you are a witchling!
>>204433472*grabs you by the wrist* Why would you say this?
I'm racist
>>204433472En VintertaalEn Ashenkunfthttps://youtu.be/OyQ2I-hTV8s?si=e1AdzsIMmyIcFh_Q
>>204433634rorke
I’d sniff up Emma Watson’s farts day and night.
never played half life despite it having somehow gotten into my steam library some years agomight give it a go, fully aware that i might get really into it and then play the sequel and then get half life 3 blue balls
>>204433472it’s the diet innit they don’t eat real food over there
got the New Norm reaction on
>>204433707>and then get half life 3 blue ballsit's called half life alyx and it's the new revolution of gaming
>>204433718i have american friends outside of 4chan who are perfectly normal and intelligent, and even ones who do use 4chan (but not /brit/) who are also normal, it's just the ones here specifically who seem to be glue-sniffing spastics
>>204433707They're great games but it's not like that, maybe would be if you played them back 20-25 years ago then I'd let you get blue balls
>>204433718https://youtu.be/b4SfMHirXnE?si=MzHqmz6RlHzDv3Qhhttps://youtu.be/tAsgfhufx6g?si=SxuzcL6dlRyulNBi
hawk tuah
women don't fart
>>204433785>>204433769Anime protecc w*m*n
>>204433756stop lying
>>204433756didn’t properly read your post, thought you asked why yanks were schizos in general and i honestly have no idea why they’re here of all places
>>204433756witchling
>>204433707go for it la, it's a great game
>>204433707they honestly don't hold up that well in all honesty to be honest with youjust my honest opinion so take it with a grain of salt
>>204433756It's the late night crew, do you want to work nights? You don't? That's what I thought. I'm going to let you go with a warning.
don't shoot, i'm with the soyence team!
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731309246712794.webm
i predicted all of this you know, all of it!
fart women
fascinating... i never knew such thing could be...
>>204433870first one may be rough but the second has aged like wine
>>204433937I don't concur.
what a life
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731375615741112.webm
>>204433870would take a game from 20+ years ago over any of the soulless slop that's been coming out for the past decade
>>204433961was she the bint that played the queen in that one film about the queen?
>>204433971get a life grandad
>>204433963why are women like this?
>>204433990nah you're thinking of lena headey
do you know who ate all the donuts?
really enjoy european porn from the 90s and 00s, it's a shame so much of it has that fucking bizarre german voice dubbing, why on EARTH did hans think that was a good idea?
>>204434005inquisition had a ftm tranny and a gay character who hated his dad because his dad didn't accept him for being a poof
>>204434029Twas I
>>204434026i most certainly am not
never played any dragon age game they all seem like they're for fat non binary (read: ugly women) people so just not for me
>>204434050My God, what are you doing?!
>>204434083the first one is good and has the best waifu in any video game ever (morrigan), graphically it's complete shit even by 2009 standards though
i hate amerimutts and their british boot lickers
>>204434083yea don't bother with thosethere's better bioware games
The rules don't apply to me
>>204434103never cared about romancing in RPGs always thought it was loser shit (and also for the ugly woman crowd)
>>204434035can’t watch porn with sound me, it just takes me out of it
>>204434117post some hentai then
>>204434114I don't suppose you'd reconsider?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfn5WRDa_ys
Doctors, long-running soap that premiered in 2000, ends on Thursday afternoonThursday night has the Taskmaster S18 finale starring funnywoman Rosie Jones.Friday evening has this year's Children in Need on the Beeb.And on Friday night, it's the Big Brother finaleTruly a historical week of British telly.
>>204433870mate, what? if anything, valves stuff ages very well because you don't have pre rendered cut-scenes at 720p coming up every 8 seconds and their games never feel like a flavor of the month.
On the dole again I can’t wait to be on the dole againOn the cans and it pie night for me my friendI can’t wait to be on the dole again
i'm both an incel and a volcel in that i want sex but i don't actively seek it out because i know it's more hassle than it's worth
when your legs don't work like they used to no more
Why do we have to wear these RIDICULOUS ties?
>>204434193what's the dole like in america? i can't imagine it's very good if people there are willing to work humiliating jobs for $7 an hour instead
>>204433559kys
>>204434180yeah but they're boring and the guns suck
>>204434289Don't know, I've never been on it.
gore pic right next to a trannard pic on the 'log
typing speed is down to 72wpm today, was 89 yesterday but i'm monged out on opioids now
saw a beautiful amish girl today at the amish grocery store on the outskirts of town
>>204434405
i'm at my lowest bodyfat ever right now
get the trannies sackedget the fannies blacked
>>204434457Sir Funko of Pop's running slogan
why is it that trannies will censor and ban anyone who trooned out and then talks about how they later came to regret it
>>204434542Do you have examples of this happening?
>>204434566yes
>>204434566me too
the only /brit/ personalities i like are australiani think mikey's actually pretty likeable too but just not very bright
If you're a /brit/ personality, you already failed at being likeable
>>204434675what about the ones who didn't actively seek to become one and are only considered one because of recognisable posting habits?
wish a group of teenagers would approach me outside the bottleshop asking me to buy booze for them so i could say no
>>204434740no you don't
>>204434692NopeIf youre white british and arent autistic you will just blend in
>>204434748other way around though isn’t it
>>204434746of course i do, my life is empty and low-stakes so exercising any petty authority i can get is living the dream for me
>>204434740>YO CLEAN SHIRT!
Haha, how are we doing lads!
good image that not worthy of a you though
Spending more than £5 at once hurts the soul
>>204434768you should become a janny
>>204434853i'm not THAT pathetic
>another baddiedem stream missedomds
>>204434405Bouncy hair mogged her chebs is
>>204434848>be me>spend $60 on a bottle of whiskey without hesitation at least once a week>spend hours mulling over purchasing a game i want on steam that costs $15c'est la vie
made a proper dog's breakfast of my life, had so much potential and creativity and passion when i was younger but that's all long gone now
please save me brits
>>204434960pay reparations for all those viking raids
>>204434960>oil rich>highest hdmi in the world>growing Christian populationWhat could we possible offer you???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8fOJdmSbdU
Working on getting my life back on track
alcoholism has to be the gimpiest addiction goinggot more respect for a benzo fiend than some neoboomer drowning their woes in some overpriced swill
>>204435015gimpiest addiction is those helium things
>>204435028steve-o of jackarse fame was addicted to them have some respect
these are the most eventful years of each decade in the past century:>1929 (stock market crash and beginning of great depression)>1939 (start of world war 2)>1945 (end of world war 2)>1957 (soviets launch sputnik, space race starts)>1968 (massive social and political turmoil in america and europe)>1979 (iranian revolution and oil crisis)>1989 (fall of berlin wall and end of cold war)>1991 (collapse of soviet union)>2001 (9/11)>2016 (brexit vote, drumpf election, jews start seriously screwing with the timeline)>2020 (chinky flu)
>>204435015alcohol works blues do next to nothing
>>204435015people say doctors give out benzos like candy but i've always had a really hard time convincing them, would rather just not bother and also not risk them adding a history of drug-seeking behaviour to my medical files
>>204431740
Love this time of year because lots of sexy ladies wear leather and stuffTight leather trousers and leggings, and boots, and long shiny leather coatsThrow a bit of PVC fashion into the mix and I'm a mental episode away from wanking in publicLove fit women wearing leather and shiny clothes and stockings corrrrrrrrr what a woman
>>2044348866am and youre doing this spaintard
david attenborough piss my ass
>>204435237I'm not spaino -__-
used to regularly donate blood but i stopped after i got a text to inform me that my blood was being taken to some fancy pants expensive private hospital, don't want some tarq cunt literally leeching off me any more than their sort already do
>>204434939ktim
tried Signalis but can't shake the feeling that it's a tranny game
>>204435306Donating blood apparently helps remove microplastics from itso you will have less microplastics and someone else will have your microplastics injected directly in to them
>he doesn't know the difference between common gasses like helium and nitrous oxide
mad how until like 1980 you could pretty much get away with any crime so long as you weren't literally caught in the act and didn't leave behind a fingerprintdna? cctv? never heard of itenviable time to live
>>204435343evil bastard post
Might write my own operating system kernel called britnix
>>204435343You will be able to again in a few years>literal 8k HD footage from multiple angles of you doing the crime>"That' AI generated"
>>204435383there would have to be a way to AI-generate DNA as well
>>204435383some pollie here recently tried that when there was a leaked video of him snorting linesdidn't really work out in the end
>>204435395would probably have gotten off easier if he'd just admitted it, everyone knows all pollies are constantly on stimulant drugs
>>204435337i think i'm releasing both right now after eating this lasagna
*slllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffpfpfppfpfppfpfpfppfpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp*... ahhhh, hello all
>>204435394"I have done ancestry tests before, my DNA got leaked">>204435395It will just need 1 groundbreaking case of it actually happening to get normalised
>>204435426that's it, i'm getting a cup of coffee on
>>204435395was it dan andrews? i seem to remember seeing him doing a podium speech where he had massive dinner plate eyes and what looked like white powder around his nose
>>204435445no it was some SA liberal
if I had a son and he ended up as one of those anime nonces that posts like "Keikaku Shimazu is my wife!" and "Sex with Yuzu Sukogi!" on /v/ I'd beat him to death
>>204435422garfield go back to bed
strictly adhering to a rule of no caffeine after 1pm, and yet my insomnia hasn't really improved
>>204435490try magnesium glycinate lad
some of yall niggas would EASILY fit in a Lesser Soul Gem
Just had sex with Yuzu SukogiI feel bad for cheating on my wife, Keikaku Shimazu
need to break this aussie run of posts
>>204435490magnesium before bed
proper wanking weather this
>>204435507>>204435548already take chudnesium every day, as well as zinc, vitamin d, and creatine, i'm a gymgoer you see
chinese eat more chinese than chinese eat chinese
>>204435490gave up caffeine completely and fall asleep within 5 mins now instead of 1 hour+. reckon I'm sensitive to caffeine
>>204435570is it specifically magnesium glycinate?
>>204435545i've never seen a pregnant chink and yet the buggers are everywhere
>Hmong
>>204435584the label says it's a few different types, and glycinate is one of them
I'm enjoying Soreen for the first time, it's rather lovely (actually the 2nd time as it was yesterday that I had the 1st haha)
curious about going to the chinky massage place up the road to see if it's one of the places where they wank you offalso might be a front for something, the place has been there at least 10 years and i've never seen anyone enter or exit besides the staff
want to try Kannait's a legal natural drug that is meant to be like MDMA but there's not much research about it and I'm a trepidatious young man
the only cure for insomnia has always been to have a good life filled with little stress brought on by being wealthy and shagging multiple times a week
>>204435637>legal natural drugmost of those are a crock of shitLSA seeds are legit though
>>204435570Go outside when you wake up in the morning and get natural light on your eyesDont look at screens for an hour before bedGo outside before bed and look at the darknessmost people have fucked up circadian rhythms
>>204435284kys
>>204435637hmm interesting, might give it a go myself before the government finds out about it and bans it
today's temps
>>204435637>want to try Kanna
>>204435725finally some peace and quiet then
>>204435691https://youtu.be/3byDHCAupJ0?t=1380here's a good video on it sounds LUSH really
>>204435725what's going on? hurricane? abortion bans causing more down syndrome babies?
>>204435736i used to take kava, it's not bad but it tastes fucking horrible and it's hard to prepare, also done kratom but it's illegal
>>204435756I've always wanted to give kava a try but yeah cbf preparing it and half the ones I've seen online are full of reviews saying it does nothing
Trade tariff just flew over my house
you ever wish someone would jump you so you could cum inside them at gunpoint?
>>204435647hahahaha no
>>204435788had to drink a lot of kava to get any noticeable effects, but they only last like an hour and coming down is quite unpleasantalso just the sheer taste, even thinking about it makes me gag, definitely not worth it unless you've got an iron stomach
Brendan Fraser
train station is fucking deadI'm the only one on the entire platformI feel like 90% of hybrid workers WFH on tuesdays
>>204435827which part of my post do you take issue with
h
fuck it lads I'm doing it
>>204435982I'd prefer a kanna stella
became a rorke in my teens but i'm getting less rorkeish as i get older
>>204435982>shipping from USyou can't get it domestically? shipping from the US takes forever the costs are outrageous
rorkeing around the /brit/mas sneed
>>204436136
