A normal edition
Can any city people tell me if these Uber prices will change much from now and then on Sunday at 11 AM??
>>204438245Normal, but still dog shit, and made by a yank.
I exited my btc position at small losses. Going to stay away from crypto while investing. Commissions are you too high, and the volatility isn't for me. New opportunities each day. Stay focused
>>204438282not sure sorry
Alri lads
nth for the baddiedem
>>204438289Does Crypto even outperform the S&P anymore in the long term?I know people get excited and see massive gains in small bull runs, but then it just sits in the same place for ages innit?
>>204438295Aw cmon man
>>204438282>4 minutes away>£25screaming
Morning de lads and a morning de lads.Is everybody well? I'm not too bad. Got to go to doctors soon to have my test blocker injected.
>>204438245It's a gingerpedo edition and is far more sinister than you can imagine.
they trying to make me serve a 3 day but i say no no no
>>204438282probably worse on Sunday 2bh. Just walk
>>204438329No it means the Uber is currently 4 mins away from the location you want to be picked up from
>>204438289how the hell did you manage did sell btc at a loss right now?
>>204438326In my limited experience thats what I've noticed as well.
>>204438297Alri lad x
>>204438351
>>204438248and you're satisfied with that? even though i know the reason i'm unemployed is because i'm also a headcase, it still eats away at my soul a lot
>>204438334Yeah I'm fine. Thanks for asking. Nearing completion of picrel, hbu?
not a lot of nature going on in wa, just wheat fields forever
>>204438282why not get the tube?
Is Uber worth using? It's slightly cheaper than the taxi company I use. How reliable is it?
>>204438334G'mornin brookie
>>204438282why not use the tube
>>204438282No? Lol
>>204438430it's all right, might want to spray some air freshenener down your crotch so the driver doesn't get overwhelmed by poo smells and kick you out of his car
what is an example of an extremely low quality post in your opinion
>>204438424>>204438440Too complicated and stressful for a country boy
>>204438420Well I need to properly start reading my Ruslan series of books. Glad you're well.>>204438435Good morning and that's not my name.
>>204438456anything excessively nasty, incoherent, or posted by an american
>>204438467Get to it
>>204438416It’s not very satisfying no, i just live in a daze, but then again it’s not very inspiring to become more capable just to end up with some shit job
Started drinking hot drinks without any sugar or sweeteners.
>>204438452No as in it won’t change much?
>>204438492What do you think of Ricky Gervais?
the entire light area is just wheat fields and livestock thats mental, like half the size of the uk
>>204438326yes it's better long term, partly thanks to this bull run. But if BTC were to crash back to it's price from a couple of weeks ago, nobody would be surprised. Just typical crypto behaviourIf the S&P were to start crashing, people would be panicking I'd take the safer option every time me. Crypto seems to be a timing the market kind of thing and it's too much effort to watch the charts all day and gamble on whether to exit or not
>>204438513i know you didn't ask me but i think the invention of lying is an underrated film
>>204438492Off milk, sugar, weed, and tobacco. The little bit of fat is had has fallen off quickly
God I miss being 15 and being able to get excited for the next Halo or whatever.
post slags
>>204438531why do you end it
>>204438492you're sweet enough aren't you love?
all this buttoning and unbuttoning
>>204438516always wondered what happens in esperance, might move there and become the strange spidery-looking man who know one knows but is frequently seen loitering in publichad a guy like that in my town when i was a kid and i always felt like he and i had some kind of psychic connection even though we never exchanged so much as 3 seconds of eye contact
>>204438467Of course not, brookie ;) ++_+8
>>204438524This. I've decided to focus on stocks. Using a safe amount to start, building wealth slowly, cutting losses early
>>204438456an american post
still waiting for slags
>>204438513Don't like him he's probably a nonce.>>204438529Nice one mate. I still have milk with cereals and tea.>>204438558Aww thank you
>>204438617slags eating crisps
lisa simpson if she was a mentally online tranime fanSAXOOOO
Going back to bed
>>204438617
>>204438678Grim fat arms on this specimen
>>204438722Give us a vocaroo
following 20,000 thick twerking black lady instagram accounts
shave, shower then off to the post office
why do i hate eating vegetables
>>204438624Yh probably right, he’s a bit of a weirdo isn’t he!!!
flat smells of weed
>>204438678very nice, dont mind the tattoos
crispman, eater of crisps
>>204438757did someone snoop you
>>204438777Haha he knows what it’s all about
>>204438452Can u answer me
bored
was wondering why i felt /brit/ has been a bit more tolerable recently and i realised its because i filtered yank posts. honestly such a great decision. they're such dog shit posters. all schizophrenic mongs and im glad i dont have to suffer any more of their awful posts.
have heard several yanks say that australia is one of their bucket list countries, can't imagine why, what do we have here? a few nice beaches and fuck all besides that
>>204438819good coffees aye
>>204438722Nat would batter your taekwando, brookie
watching a tutorial
>>204438803Did the same to Australians
Unbelievable Krimewave
>>204438777ktim
>>204438845nah aussies are based. all the shit ones are just 190 and adam on vpns
if i eat <50g of carbs a day will i lose weight
>>204438461Are you retarded? There are literally colours on the floor and signs everywhere. I'm from the norf and I figured it out.If you have an iPhone you can use apple maps in the public transport mode and it will literally guide you to the closest station and tell you which platform to be at and when it's expected. I'm sure all map apps do the same of course but I just have experience with that one.The system is designed so even the most braindead mong fresh off a dinghy can figure it out.
>>204438845no you didn't
>>204438841even though our coffee is indeed world-class, that's not really what we're known for, anyone who's travelling for coffee would probably go to italy or something
wahey
>>204438844>party sizeAbsolute madman
>>204438492Used to have two sugars in my tea all the time and then I tried without for a couple of months. I decided to put sugar back in one day and it tasted vile.I don't know how people can have sugar in their tea and coffee now, the sickly sweetness completely overpowers the flavour.
mumstein accidentally left the stove on and went to bed, if i'd done that she'd scream at me for at least 10 minutes as though i did it on purpose and and it wasn't just an honest mistakehorrible abusive woman, it's her fault i'm so fucked up
>>204438871Not if your total calories are still too high
>>204438492might join you on that actually
>>204438949>horrible abusive woman, it's her fault i'm so fucked upjust ghost her and move on that's what I did with mine and her behavior improved immensely in the years that followed, she's almost a tolerable and decent person at this point.
>>204438906that's just plain untrue mate coffees in Italy are no goodt. Italiano
>>204438867a lot of kids did actually have haircuts like this in the 00s (although not quite that extreme)
>>204438876>the most braindead mong fresh off a dinghyktim
>>204438956it's like 200 calories right?
>>204438976yeah but people expect italian coffee to be good, especially dumb yanks who don't know anything about other countries
trying kanna lads wish me luckheard it can be either life changing or do nothing at all so we shall see
2AM. tomorrow almost certainly ruined at this point. not like it ever mattered anyways
the german economy is shitting itself. EU's biggest contributor too lol
>>204439008depends
times like these tempt me to be an options trading mong. People making mad money right now, but im a pussy and I know i'll lose it all
>UK universities are the only thing left keeping the UK on the map >government is trying to destroy them in every way possiblemake it make sense
>>2044390261 carb = 4 calories50 grams of carbs = 200 calories
>>204439009I suppose if you were considering travelling purely for coffee you'd do some background research but it's true yanks are very dumb
>>204439008carbohydrates are not the enemy, you're supposed to tally up the calories, your diet can be 100% carbs and you'll lose weight as long as you're under a certain caloric threshold
>>20443900850 grams of carbs is 200 calories yes
>>204439044i have no idea where to begin
>>204439063it will be another thatcherite deindustrilisation event if the univerity sector goesthey redistribute money from london to poorer parts of the countrier creating richer local economies in the processif the universities go, the local economies in those places will be badly hurt
just eat lean meat and vegetablesreduce processes carbs, dairy and fats as much as possible (don't cut them out however)you can cut out sugar and alcohol completelyit's that simple
>>204439101it's stocks gambling 2bh. people lose money more than they win in normal circumstances
>>204439101why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK35fu8xKCEThe word crisis implies a temporary emergency that can be fixed and will some day pass. With millions of people struggling to cope with soaring fuel and food bills, the cost of living crisis has become a key concern in the upcoming election. For many, it's not so much a crisis - but more a desperate, draining way of life. And there's little faith in politicians from either side to do anything about it.
>>204439116>reduce fats as much as possiblegood way to fuck up your hormone production
Sir Badger Baiter
>>204439132if you're eating meat and cooking it in olive oil that's all the fat you need
thinking about buying this piece of shit and living inside of it
>>204439142i eat your mums arse and get all the fat i need
just scranned an entire baguette
gfberg's dad is morbidly obese and her mum is a bit of a porker as well, very worried about her turning into a landwhale someday
wonder how difficult it would be to equip this thing with electric and some type of water setup.
>>204439166they made a version of ozempic that's twice as powerful mate obesity is an old world ailment it literally will not exist in the west in 10 years.
>>204439168Why are you asking in the thread about britain?
>>204439128also housing costs
>>204439190i have no faith whatsoever that ozempic is the miracle cure that people seem to think it isalso i don't want fatty genes in my kids if i decide to knock her up someday
>>204439195the british are experienced at life in tiny shitty boxes already
>>204439125i think you need to be deeply involved in the markets with much knowledge (and a large sum of cash to get started). I dont have the time or inclination for it. >>204439126because im a fat gay retard
>>204439142Good to have different kinds, aside from sneed oil obvAlso nought wrong with dairy
>>204439190what are the side effects of these drugs
>>204438282Damn i wish Uber was legal here so i could get around cheap
Moving house at the end of the month dee lads, got gifted a comfy two bed by grandchad (RIP)Needs some work like a new kitchen and a bathroom update along with a lick of paint everywhere to update it but feels good I wont be paying £850 a month to some landlord cretin anymore. Just going to use the money I saved for a deposit on the new place.
>>204439240>>204439263you want to know the crazy thing about ozempic? it solves issues you didn't even know you had it is quite literally a miracle cure. fixes autism. fixes ADHD and attention issues. fixes motivation problems. fixes sleep issues.
if I ever decide to off myself I'd do it by train except not in a public area like some selfish inconsiderate cunt I'd lie down on an unlit section of track at night and just get run over by cargo trains until I'm a red streak on the rails
what's up with that belgian flag who pops in here, advertises a few products, and then proceeds to post rubbish about migrants having sex with white women?that's the kind of mental illness that completely thwarts my capacity for empathy, i'd have an easier time trying to understand the motives of a sea sponge
>>204439264They only just introduced it in my town, Uber has been in the country for years but the local council blocked them for some reason, I guess to protect local taxi businesses. The thing is, the local taxis are dogshit and often don't even bother turning up.They finally let them operate a few months ago and it has been way better, I can get an uber in less than 5 minutes and it costs like £5 to go anywhere in town whereas the local taxis are like £8-£10.
>>204439262agree nothing wrong with it's just not optimal for losing weightI'm on a psychotic cut right now and I still have some dairy to make sure I don't turn lactose intolerant
youre my present this year
they are active
>>204439315He's not right in the head.I used to think it was a script, but he replies to you as well. He really here every day doing this shit manually
>>204439315well done, dickhead
>>204439315blocked the flag ages ago. not worth wasting mental energy on such things
>>204439264>so i could get around cheapwhat would a 4 minute ride cost in your country?
feel sorry for all the catbergs out there that are the pets of troonsthe sights they have to witnessthe smells they have to endure
>>204439335On a bulk right now me>in summer?!yes
>>204439328Wow a whole £3 cheaper. Saving £3 so you can kill local business and open the door for illegals who can’t drive to get paid. Good on you
have you seen this photo?
>>204439291and what are the downsides
>>204439413Fucking shave your legs atleast Jesus Christ man
>>204439358honestly one of the strangest people i've ever encountered, he rivals mousenonce even>>204439365what?>>204439366i would too but i don't believe in flag-filtering, also i'm kind of enjoying the mystery of how someone comes to be that deranged
>>204439413I have now
RIP to the fallen dawgs
>>204439291their adhd symptoms are a shopping addiction and binge eating?? yanks are so bizarre
>>204439464beautiful cultural enrichment. thanks leftypol
You really do find yourself doing less work the more you climb the ladder. lush
>>204439481not if you're a tree surgeon
portland looks so nice wtf
In the UK, a standard egg in 2023 costs more than a free range egg in 2020
>>204439481not if you're a roofer
Why did we not do anything when Russia poisoned those two people in Salisbury
yeah?
>>204439508no-one asked me to
>>204439508cucked country
>>204439508not my problem
>>204439497I just had 6 free range eggs for brekfast
what do you think really happened with 190 lads? the options i can think of are as follows:A) he really did bugger off several years ago and some schizo can't let it goB) he's still here, just no longer tripfagging and posting about himself because he's so narcissistic he wants to remain relevant despite no official communication for yearsC) one of the above two happened but only for a little while, but then it became a self-perpetuating gimmick requiring no further input from any one person
might move to portland
>>204439542hahahha get a fuckn life
Any one got girls dressed in Nottingham Forest kits
>>204439544which one?
>>204439542probably a millionaire now being even more of an absolute shagger lol
>>204439542He never even existedIt was just /brit/ posters making a boogeyman
should i get on ozempicor will it fuck my health
egg
>>204439560
>>204439570portland oregon
>>204439508 there was nothing that we could do about it. Putin was a made man and theresa may wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was real greaseball shit
might move to poundland
>>204439608Awww is the little man seething?
>>204439602what a disgusting embarrassment
might cut out my brain and stuff it into my pillowcase to make it softer
>>204439608
>>204439602>>204439560Got any others? Me horny
>>204439544>>204439496none of the cities in the PNW are impressive on their own desu The great parts of life in the PNW is from the nature up here, not the cities. Both Seattle and Portland are fairly standard suburbia sprawl strip mall shitholes
>>204439641Gimp
>>204439604heard that place is the ninth circle of leftypol hell, also a lot of spooky supernatural phenomena reported there as well
>>204439608screaming
>>204439583190 definitely existed
>>204439641oof madone the state of you
got a friend from Portland Maine she's a nice lass
>>204439678never been proven
>>204439602he looks particularly odd and disabled in this pic
>>204439413ginger looks like an ogre
>>204439693is it heather from silent hill 3? always wondered what her vagina smells like
apparently over 7.5k americans have offed themselves since you-know-who was you-know-what loool
He was gonna whack him
>>204439705wonder how many of them are those new kind of women who have willies
>>204439705screaming
>>204439705doesnt seem likely
>>204439705Voldemort is back, President of magic.
>>204439694i remember despising the cunt because he was just so amazingly dull, his blogposting would put even sacked tranny to shame, but he was also extremely arrogant and narcissistic on top of that, also pretty dumb because he did too many drugs and it fried his brain to a crisp
>>204439641now go home and get your fucking shinebox
>>204439705how do we save american lives?
>>204439698he just looks like that these days
>>204439694he had a noticeable posting style you could pick him out like you can pick out mousey
>>204439705They would've died sooner or later if that's all it took desu
ever notice how yank leftypols always say they're moving to canada when the republicans win? don't hear much from those wanting to move to mexico where all those mexicans are that they like so much
>>204439716You got out of line, you got whacked. Everybody knew the rules.
>>204439693very curious how similar Portland Maine would be to Portland Oregon
>>204439782someone keeps calling me mousey and im not him and you know mousey wouldnt deny being him
g'day lads, what've I missed
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
>>204439812have you tried not conversing like a belligerent schizophrenic retard?
>>204439816fuck all. boring thread.
>>204439716kek
>>204439693Very beautiful state and relatively affordable city. I'm half a mind to move there meself.
>>204439812shut the fuck up, mousenonce
It's fucking freezing out there
>>204439825im not belligerent or schizophrenic
>>204439694he was a thing, you just have to go back to 2014 for it>>204439760aye
Right lads why is Sky News Australia so ideologically different from Sky News UK? The Aussie version is more right wing than Fox News.
>>204439832fair enough
if i get on ozempic will i get this ozempic face thing
>>204439873what is this drivelgod just scrap the internet
>>204439849yet you're being mistaken for a belligerent schizo
>>204439856Why does she only interview black rappers
>>204439865Because Murdoch has full ownership of Sky News Australia whereas he only has a 50% stake in Sky UK
>>204439885how many twatpoints have you accrued lad
i need to get a ute
>>204439898That’s brazyyyyy
>>204439865dunno, probably something to do with murdoch, but in any case i'd appreciate it if you yanks would stop commenting "it's a shame i have to go to an australian news outlet to get real news from my own country", it's embarrassing
>>204439896she also did a whole episode flirting with Andrew Garfield rather recently tbf
this nigga theatrical
Posting this from the back of a bus in Tunisia Course you virgin freaks will probably just accuse me of being 190
>>204439915this shit frying me :sob:
>beekeepers life work destroyed by arsonists who trashed his hives, sheds and greenhouse
>>204439926yes, we all saw your previous spammed adverts
I can remember back when you didn't even need an email to make an account on an online forum, just a username and a passworddespite being in my 20s I feel quite old at times, the internet as a space has changed a lot
mental how good people in secondary had it during covidmy little brother did fuck all all day, got to skip his exams, constantly missed classes saying internet wasn't working, just totally unfair compared to my experience 15 years ago
The FUCK you doin’?
>>204439926Fair but 95% are black men
>>204439885>godThe only one true god
>>204439892*strums a suspenseful and mysterious minor chord with a major 7th*
>>204439952well saidthe rest of us timewarped through a few years of our adult youth
i ain't neva sniffed a stinky woman
mad how wikipedia has stefan molyneux officially branded as a white supremacist and he's banned from youtube, he always seemed pretty tame to me and plus he was a fan of several jewish economists that i know of, just doesn't make sense, he must've been getting too close to the truth or something
Still in bed but about to get up. Got to go to toil in 4 hours. Dunno how to spend my time till then. Maybe a wank. Breakfast. Do some cleaning around the house. Shower. Lunch. Toil.
>>204439409£3 cheaper and they actually fucking turn upNot even exaggerating, if you booked 10 taxis in a month in my town from the local taxi company, about 5 MAYBE 6 will actually show up. When you call them it's just some indian like "SORRY SAR, VERY BUSY SAR" even if you book it in advance.Fuck them, I hope they go out of business.
>>204439947>despite being in my 20s I feel quite old at timesOh SHUT IT
>>204439952downside for them though is it completely accelerated the switch to digitalco-worker was showing me his phone and he's got apps from his kids schools which show him what they're learning that day, their attendance, their reports, etche knows their grades before they doat least back in the day you could be crafty
You cannot let the markets sway you. Don’t make decisions during trading hours. Plan a trade, and trade a plan. Don’t enter the market with any preconceived notions. Change your plans when markets change. Finding good entry points is extremely important in trading ranges. You have to be very precise and nimble because the profit potential is limited. A trend is more forgiving of a sloppy entry, as long as you trade in the right direction. trade on a small scale. You can never control the market, but you can learn to control yourself.
>>204439947you, dare i say it, was born in the wrong generation?
Bought one of those Ninja dual air fryers in the black friday sales dee lads. I'll be cooking nuggies to perfection soon.
>>204440011you in your 30s lad?
>>204439952That's not "good", that's fucked He missed out
mumstein is becoming extremely christian as she gets older, worried she's going to one day try and tie me down and waterboard me until i accept jesus
>>204440011t. bloke in his 30s who thinks he's old because he remembers dial-up
>>204440037Aye
>>204440036how much did that set you back mate?
>>204440032yes!
>>204440060£16,000
the pee listner
>>204440050don't worry mate i'm not too far behind you
my place had dial-up until 2011
>>204440086that's mental
>>204439391Cost 10£ to just start the fare, for reference i paid 50£ for a 20 minute ride last week.
>>204440048You're god damn rightI was watching TV when the towers fell, who the fuck are you?
>>204440010So now you have incompetent pakis and illegal Nigerians in your town Great stuff
>>204440109what towers
https://vocaroo.com/193qfW2leQJZ
I remember back when Australian internet providers used to have those stupid arbitrary data caps, and when you'd reach them the internet would go really slowwould make the lagfest that was xbox 360 online gaming even more horrendous
>>204440104can't really complain, we didn't really use the internet much back then, now you have no choice because everything is online
>>204440130But I still have a data cap...
quick type the first thing that comes into your head
>>204440119whats the difference
>>204440119You sound like a seething taxi driver
there are people born 5 years after 9/11 who can drink, drive, and vote (although not all at once)
>>204440123mystery niggas
>>204438289What is Bitcoin even useful for? It's not even good for buying drugs on the internet because it's not anonymous, right?
>>204440147>first thing that comes into your headA penis heheheheh
>>204440147BBC
>>204439716whack him off?
>>204440123lol yeah one of them
>>204438282why you going to watch fulham play la? also i'd recomend getting train from euston to hammersmith and walking
>>204440137I mean on your modem, not your phoneand if you have one on your modem, wtf lad
>>204440119yeah pal I'd like to go to the scottish restaurant and don't bother waiting at the red lights
>>204440109delightful little post
>>204440147poo wank
>>204440147gianna michaels
>>204440184It's $5 cheaper a month than going unlimited and I never go over the cap
I'm a 35 year old retail wagie who is the moderator of an anime discord server
>>204440147In My Head by Queens of the Stone Age
>>204440210Any discord kittens?
>>204440147steam train
>>204440108My bad it was actually 60£ or 77$ and i was in the cab for 14 minutes.
>>204440219No, that's the first thing that comes into the STATION haha
just want to take some time out of workto reset my life
>>204440227sneed's steam and wheezeformerly diesel
>>204440229No such thing as a "reset" mate
>>204440203phwoaar
>>204440203grim
Lineker was basically fired from MotD lmao
>>204440243why not? is it too much to ask to not think about work for a while?
>>204440219why is one train ramming into another train
>>204440219I very much like this image and would also like the unedited version of it as well, alas I've never seen it
>>204440229BBCset your life
>>204440257Yeah it's called a holiday mate
>>204440262is reverse google search broken?
>>204440260double header mate
get it made, i'm busy
>>204440278I'm going to have a holidayBut quit my job first
>>204436136>>204436136>>204436136
>>204440280just shows more pepe images
>>204440320>>204440320