*enters /brit/* edition
what's amusing about the mentally ill posters here is they always accuse others of doing what they are doing; mousenonce: everyone else is a schizophrenic loser living in squallor; non conscious cucknadian: everyone else spends all day here trying to "keep track" of imaginary posters, same fagging and other just general insanity: sacked tranny: everything about my "sister" is evil despite presenting as a more genuine version of myself; copealone: because his life went incredibly wrong to be shit posting on 4chan on friday night, he assumes everyone else here has the same life experience
>>204442958Yeah?
>>204442958bruh wtf are you talking about lmao
>>204442924has to get worse before it gets better
>>204442972Copealone would never insult himself though, his ego is too large for that
>>204442989sir herr starmer
>>204442953evil animal abuse devil shit
aye cracking tree that
If Hitler were fat, it would have been night of the long pies.
>>204442997that's the "revised" response from the more damning reply from last thread thoughhe amended it so it makes it not his fault
>>204443007How? The animal is safely in a harness
Say NO to the Dog Shit Yank
>>204443034bad bad bad disingenuous very bad person
>sacked tranny This mong has been trying to force this meme for over a year and it still hasn't stuck. Literally everyone calls me employed woman here except Dr or this one freak.
>>204443050The dog is safe. You are worrying too much.
OHHH BIKO BIKO BECAUSE OF BIKO
>>204443031the first copealone attempt was not accurate and not necessarily even more damning
>>204443067no-one calls you anything but insults, you deluded spanner
About to shave my public hair for the first time ever lads
who the fuck is "Dr" does he mean his doctor? lol
>>204443084shut the fuck up copealone, you hypocrite
anyone care to comment on my somewhat late-onset schizophrenia? no? well i'm off to the doctor to get him to write me a note entitling me to neetbux for life
>>204443100what you doing that for?
covfefe and a tea cake, don't mind if I do
paging dr mousepaging dr mouse
>>204443070you are a devil from hell who enjoys torturing animals and now everyone knows it
>>204443100make sure you use a good quality cream and shave with the grain otherwise it will itch like fuck within a day or two
>>204442953ok
>>204443144what does shave with the grain mean
>>204443123tim is his idol he wants to be like the tim tam slam
>>204443108retard
Any absolute mongs in
almost christmas lads waheyywhat chrimbo scran are you looking forward to the most? has to be the stuffing for methread themehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731351372637864.webm
>>204443183i've been called that in the past, yes
>>204443163no it's rubbish don't post in his thread it's a bad thread don't post here
darf er das darf er das
>>204443183just ugly and evil me
>>204443178how do you make it to adulthood and not know what that means?
some nice tums in the jungle this year
del GATO
>>204443206I don't know which offends me more, this comment or your fagash breath
ah fuck think I’m making a mistake feels fucking horrible and it’s crusty underneath
>>204443247me when I get a fray bentos
>>204443185why are they so zesty?
>>204443261chortling
>>204443206alri 2004
>>204443271buckbroken genetics
Having afternoon nap time team
took a shitload of MDMA once and it didn't do anything
>>204443206mental how girls just walk around with the tummies outi wonder if half of them even know how much it activates us
>>204443197alri uglyevillad still ugly? done anything particularly evil of late?
>>204443313the 51st state
>>204443325Puerto Rico's next in line x
>>204443307Enjoy love x
>>204443315was probably bunk gear
>>204443185reckon they're bent?
i miss thomas's radio show
>>204443322still very uglyyeah have done a few evil things actuallyordered ubereats to the wrong address.drunk too muchput my arm around a girl who wasn't into itspammed belligerent messages to a friend probably other things i dont remember in my drunken state
bending a poo
>>204443396Poo bender
sir poo bender
>>204443378just a couple of festive mates
>>204443408good post
might buy a 1 petabyte SSD
Taube taube TAUBE
>>204443424for what?
>>204443368well yeah obviously seems that way, however the reviews for it were good and i'd bought decent shit off the same bloke before, couldn't shake the feeling that i'd been taking it wrong somehow
>>204443442i'm re-download my vast porn collection in 8k
how many gigs do you guys go to each year on average? i'd say around 10 for me
>>204443527>You can pretty much abandon all hope of the UK getting anything out of thiswhat did you get out of his first term? i remember the special relatioship being a big argument for brexit
>>204443527yeah no shit lmaowe already know from 2016 that trump did sweet fuck all and is just the same as the rest of themhow many administerial (but not explicitly political) positions changed from obama 2015-trump 2016. even his "wins" in terms of the supreme court if you actually follow it at all kavanaugh is more likely to side on the "democrat" issues than the republican
>>204443522none I hate live music. it sounds shit, way too loud, way too many people, costs a fortune, can't see anything anyway
>>204443572nothing, and my question was genuine
>>204443570must be a grim existence being a poor autistic midget
Savage African sex is a thread to marriages
>>204443567>did sweet fuck all and is just the same as the rest of them>how many administerial (but not explicitlyExcept err prevent war ahah
>>204443595that would be me, and yes it is
Cat's good and spanked
>>204443596spainpaki be like "im at mumbergs place today" as if we all don't know he lives there lmao
>>204443640which war did he prevent
1 Bild?
>>204443522yeh at least 10. going to one tomorrow in fact
>book time off work>get ill every fucking time
>>204443668griff at ally pally? c u there x
>>204443663North KoreaThe Ukrainian war No American troops died in his rugle
refuelling a poo
>>204443709but north korea didn't go to war in 2021-2024?>the ukranian wari'll be happy to eat my words if in january 2025 there is a ceasefire lol>No American troops died in his rugleyet biden finally got them out of afghanistan despite trump promising it
>>204443672Black men don't get ill
really regret my degree choicefound a post i did on brit in 2015 aswell and people were telling me not to do it aswell, wish i listened
>>204443744Psychology?
downloaded complete recordings of various radio stations from gta games and play them in my car while driving to and from toil/the shops
>>2044435220. Last gig I went to was Roddy Frame in 2006
>>204443755fashion
>>204443738Yes... Because he prevented it>Not a single American troop died in his rule>Biden did thisI uhh
>>204443783LADYHEAR ME TONIGHT
https://youtu.be/P8JEm4d6Wu4
>>204443805so this is sacked tranny...
>>204443805She cool
>>204443755nah, business shite
>>204443788>>Not a single American troop died in his rulethis is simply a lie though why are you repeating it.>I uhhi list the factsdonald trump is a member of the same neoliberal (neoconservative) establishment that is the soruce of all the wests ills. that he is slightly less bad than his blue opposites is no cause for celebration. As the other poster mentioned, the best part about his win, the invovlvement of rfk already seems be being diluted.
*falls asleep in my armchair in the corner of the thread*
no mites on me lad no mites on me no mites on me lad no no no no mites on me
>>204443796nah not gta 5, ewgot flash and wave 103 from vice city, k-dst and radio x from san andreas, and vladivostok and radio broker from 4
>>204443852>puts pencils in your nostrils
>>204443783v. incellius
Under the current government some people will face the equivalent of a 67% taxCurrently this will only apply to self employed people who make more than £100k a year
>>204443852
>>204443870not my problem
>>204443823no she's my tomboy historian gf
>>204443843>this is simply a lie though why are you repeating it.Donald said it on live streamingYou are wrong>>204443843>donald trump is a member of the same neoliberal (neoconservativeWrongSee ya cuddyNazis lostCommunists lostJews lost
there's no difference whatsoever between pearl jam and creedit's like denzel washington and jamie foxx, both of them existing at the same time is redundant
>>204443805corr I would love to wear a big hat and dress haha
>>204443863*wakes up and pulls the bogey encrusted pencils out of my nostrils and goes into a blind fit of rage smashing up the thread drawing room*
>>204443888What's her favourite period?
>>204443918probably fourth as it's right after dinner break so it's easy to get a cheeky nap in x
Can't get over when you lot said Mousey eats his Pot Noodles while fervently watching food reviews so he tricks himself into thinking he's eating that meal One of the most mental (actually mental, care in the community shite) things I've ever heard
IdeaBecome a free lance bankerPeople give me their money to keep and I gamble it to make profit
better ideabecome a paid lance banker
>>204443920>wept imagine believing anything a politician says without doing your own researchDisprove it thenTrump doesn't like Israel and has reportedly already told them to end the war before he enters office
taxing a poo
>>204443888fairly confident she's a lesbian
tsm already making me money. Let's fucking go
wonder what happens to bands who become moderately successful but not enough to retire on but split up anyway because they're getting too old or out of ideasi say this because one of my old teachers was in a band that was fairly successful in australia in the 90s but they were a gimmick band so didn't really last that long
>>204443985kek
>>204443952>Disprove it thener what?you made a claim the onus is on you to prove your claim. are you retarded?>Trump doesn't like Israel and has reportedly already told them to end the war before he enters officeahh yeah mate the guy who said jerusalem is the capital of israel, is semi besties with netanyahu, whose most influencial figure in his personal life was a jew, who went to the wailing wall to go pray, who openly supports the idf, is definitely "anti-jew". absolute state of you
>>204443990have to go back to normal jobs innit
reckon it's time to watch videos of my favourite e-tarts do tarty things and wank myself off to it
>>204444016Right so you don't really keep up with the news and somehow are attempting to conduct a debateI'll uh see you never ciao
>>204444038You sound bitter
>>204444082coward
>>204444085Well he'll never have a chance of them even looking at him (never leaves his bedroom) so of course he's bitter
>>204443988Just yesterday there were news that china exports could be halted
>>204444090Ad hominem I accept your concession
Welby's walked Will be asking Diego about this, and more, on Friday
turning 30 in 3 months, god i feel so fucking old, just want it to happen already, the anticipation is the hardest part
>>204444121The Jew who ruled Anglo-Saxon Christians resignsThe Anglo-Saxons are shocked
>>204444098Or sour.
>>204444107pay denbts grease
>>204444116how is that ad hominem? i have already attacked your argument on every front, you have been unable to respond at all and attempted to either shift the goalposts or actually engage in ad hominem " you're wrong cos you dont read the news". and thus i have described the sort of person you are: a coward. It is not an argument , it is a description.
The claim: Germans are competent and efficient The truth:
>>204444151That won't help with his TSM investment
>>204444121He should have fucked off years ago. A man who openly admits to being an agnostic shouldn't be leading a church.
>>204444121ffs wish it was Diego Day today just so we could ask him about this.
why is ketamine so popular in the UK
flyberg engaging in buzztoil
Good day to you all, the name's Nigger Piss Shitchips
>>204444200The Anglo-Saxon king (German) leads your church
>>204444171the entire country is falling apart. their economy is tanking in part due to increased energy costs yet they're still committed to a bizarre crusade against nuclear power.
if i have a son i might name him adolf for a laugh
>>204444107The US is working with tsm so that makes sense
>>204444171You know what they say: democracy is a good idea on paper
>>204444201diego thinks church organisations are corrupt so i imagine he'd be pleased
>>204444444
>>204444157K
Sir Green Agenda
>>204444243little cowardly boy
poo
>>204444227Sister in law had a waterbirth and named their son this. Their last name is Finn.
SLIDE FOR VON
>>204444215He's the head. The Archbishop of Canterbury is the de facto leader.Nobody asks the king abot matters regarding the church.
One of the most popular Anglo-Saxon names "Nigel" is actually a Gaelic name
TSM and hold you idiots or stay poor
I'm a friendly guy
I trust you lads are all caught up with this week's talk tuah?
the London Underground is just to complicated to understand
>>204444274echolocating at this
>>204444444I am Catherine's complete lack of surprise
>>204444334hs?
>>204444333I don't listen to Jews voluntarily
>>204444314stop shilling your crypto scam virgin
>>204444444I am Cathy's rotting corpse
pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy
mega-get for getting them housed, fed and wanked off
>>204444383Tsm isn't crypto nitwit
WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN SAY.. MY NAME
>>204444314I bought at $184 during summer like a mong.Could've had a much better if I waited a bit
>>204444359What does hs mean
lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' 2bh
>>204444444..
>>204444444holy based
We don't have an Archbishop of Canterbury this would be big news in 1224.
>>204444409whatever it's still a scam
>>204444444Here they come
>>204444434how so
think ive fucked up shaving my willy and balls looks all tiny and shrivelled up now and its itching alreadyfeels nice though and looks good when i gave my self a boner in the mirror
>>204444444What a waste of gets.
>>204444444WE DID IT ANOTHER GET CLAIMED IN /BRIT/HERE COME THE SEETHING JF FAGGOTS
>>204444444.
uh oh looks like i just opened the floodgates to JFs in /brit/, funny how life works out like that
>>204444444good post, well deserved
>I just wanted to play videogamesThen there's a picture of a frog dressed as a German soldier
the only one wankerin here is ur mumon my penus
british belly
>>204442958You're gonna be spamming this all dayMental how badly I mindraped you lmao
>>204444444based bruce
>>204444493I got one before and didn't know why they were seething at me lol
>>204444444whitnessed
>>204444444noice
>>204444493fucked it lad didn't you, I expect a formal written apology on my desk by 5pm or you're gone
>>204444523she was only 17 here as welli was like 15 at the timei lost my mind to this photo (and grainy video of her at the preview)
if you don't support kemi badenoch, you're racist
>>204444519so?
܊>>204444444܊>>204444444܊>>204444444hmm
septs sex arse
204444607<<whoa i didn't know you could do meme arrows in reverse
>>204444629You obviously can’t
>>204444629you've been done lad
>>204444523good post
watching carnosaur 2 lads
Who the fuck are the BBC hiring for their articlesThey are becoming worse than the Guardian for typos and grammatical errors
was riding round today listening to pop music from the late 2000s. really liked it enjoyed myself
>>204444607>>204444629>>204444640>>204444642what manner of hellenic sorcery is this
>>204444444Absolutely based.
>>204444444god hates australia and so do I
>>204444697says the country that has been getting pushed around by its neighbours for its entire existence
Jeremy Rorkeson
feeling very achy and unwell just had some ibuprofens and have prescribed myself a wank to help things along think it's a feet and poo porn kind of day
See porn feels good, but nothing is achieved. There’s no real fulfilment. Put that energy elsewhere.
>>204444523Looks like a concentration camp victim
>>204444666>>204444670>>204444697>>204444705>>204444711snap
>NatWest Group has blocked messaging services WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger and Skype on company devices to stop staff using them to communicate with each other. The bank had already told employees to stick to "approved channels" for conversations about business matters. But now it has gone further and made the platforms inaccessible on work phones and computers.>So-called off-channel communications are a persistent problem in both business and politics, with concerns that services such as WhatsApp are used to reduce the scrutiny some conversations can be subject to.I'll say again it's extremely insane that our government all has whatsapp group chats that always get leaked.
tranny janny discord raiderstranny janny discord raiders
>>204444444You absolute spacker, we will show this to your gf, you'll live in infamy, an actual shitpost by an australian english
204444666>>unlucky lad
>>204444444King
/int/ is like the only board left that cares about GETs, nostalgic.
>>204444726looks a bit like me
>>204444711The ol' Bolshevik plan
>>204444726Mmm ukie buttocks
>>204444666and here you are getting the double trips as well. Underrated get
>>204444444you have to rein in the aussies lads
Having sought the gracious permission of His Majesty The Janitor, I have decided to resign as Archbishop of Banterbury.The Mikey Review has exposed the long-maintained conspiracy of silence about the heinous abuses of Sacked Tranny.When I was informed in 2022 and told that the mods had been notified, I believed wrongly that an appropriate resolution would follow. It is very clear that I must take personal and institutional responsibility for the long and retraumatising period between 2022 and 2024. It is my duty to honour my Discord and thread responsibilities, so exact timings will be decided once a review of necessary obligations has been completed, including those on /int/ and in the wider 4chan Community.
i miss him so much bros
>have a productive start to the day>get a 15 inch pizza delivered to reward myself>scran it all>now feel lethargic and lazywell i have only myself to blame
lil timmy crying himself to sleep
>>204444444poo smells
feelign unhappy
>>204444903learn to code
>>204444903That's my default state
i love god and existence so much yet i still give my self to sin at every oppertunityfor fuck sake
>>204444444oi what did he mean by this
>>204444937alright augustine
>>204444444proud of you bruce
>>204444444volumes
>>204444200>A man who openly admits to being an agnosticno way he said that
how often do you scream and cry about better past days?
>>204445005Can't count them
>>204444955whensa your dolmio day? haha x
>>204445005that can get you jailed nowadays sveinn
>>204445005>better past daysNever had them.
up to 100k in osrs lads. im rich
>>204445005a lot recently
>>204444961lol not really
when i was a kid i found oprah winfrey very attractive for some reason
another evening of toil starting soon. cant be fucked but what the hell, I need the money and cant afford to be sacked.
So horny :/
Starmer's Britainhttps://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/1846583107463331926
>>204444444as one should
any kafka man in
>>204445075I liked Beyonce back then. Before she started to turn herself into Michael Jackson.
>>204444990i believe ithe was one of the main driving forces behind the church abandoning all of their values just so 'da yoof' will finally embrace themthe CoE is nothing but a shell of what it once was
>>204445088Hahaha looksmatched
>>204445102Stuck in a castle me
>>204445102mental. even the jews here say that both sides were aggressive and fucked up
>>204445139On the devil's lettuce are we?
i just met god, she's trans (and black)
>>204444444Nice shidded friend
>>204445158tell them to cool it with the antisemitism
My favourite thing about anonymous message boards is that I can write something stupid or wrong but only realise after posting and then just ignore it and carry on pretending it wasn't me and there's some absolute mong in the thread
>>204445248i dont know who right isleft is the russian guy i thinkscary times with ai
>>204445264I'm trans btw, if that matters.
wonder what is more dangerous black cabs or Uber. Would be interesting to see the stats
racist undertones to that post
>>204445338How
The library, and step on it
>>204445338and?
>>204445347I can't see the word black without thinking of politics or porn
>>204445311depends on the melanin content of the driver's skin
>>204445276
Shalom /brit/
3 hours left of toilkill me
spaffing a poo
>>204445381Not what I asked bruv
>>204445389based shahar scary webm thoughbeit
>>204442941>>204442941>>204442941
bit early
>>204445465fuck offsomeone make a different new just to spite this yank twit
>>204444444poop
>>204444444Important post
>>204444444Chido por ti campeón
>>204444444based
tranny Janny incel discord raider fan club im the first member !!!
gotta finish what you start
bump
doing a wee
so... the last /brit/
