la creatura edition>>204449948previous
>>204456908amongus
roughly 10% of NYC residents are illegal immigrants. absolutely insane to think about
I like hamptsers
>>204456995hampter
>>204456994no human is illegal chud
So, is it even worth it to try dating?Pros:>less lonely>sex>childrenCons:>divorce>less me-time>will get hurt
in the time of chimpanzees i was a monke
>>204456896i hate it bro why do these normgroids bother me so much when i clearly am a misanthropic chud and i only ever give them one word answers
>>204457107if you haven't tried before it's an experience worth having
>>204457113i was a banana
>>204457312me and (You) and also some lady holding us
>>204457467
bluesky is just gross toon porn
can't believe we ever thought plastic cutting boards were okay to use
>>204457261Noted. No, I have never tried before.
>>204457584 looks like boring lefty twitter to me
>>204457698you have nothing to lose and who knows you might even meet your soulmate
caved and gave that bitch my number but i made her insist that it's only for work. end of blogpost saga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRkV7Pnu4W8
Feel like going for a ride but I've been up too long, I think
>>204458027nanner
going to enjoy another big bowl of oats even though they have been causing me great intestinal discomfort
>>204457960The blatant ass kissing is just disgusting
>>204457960
dead gay boring thread
>>204458181I have oatmeal every morning
Hitler was a bad man
>>204458235the only bad thing he did was lose the war
>204458283
thread is dead, i guess it's time to find something to do with my day
I'm a respected reporterjannies see my reports and say "this guy is always right, let me act on this!"
>>204458444i only ever report brians melties and they take several hot pocket breaks before getting around to deleting them
>>204458420i look like that i need to do something too i guess i’ll start on lunch maybe i’ll bring my friend some muffins or something
>>204458493Brian casts a distraction spell on the jannies nothing they can do
>>204458444I don’t report anymore because I was temp-banned for misclassified reportsJannies lost a real one
I'm having diarrhea feelings in my stomach
>>204458715I hate when that happens and you know you're going to be on the shitter for the next 10 minutes and then you have to spend ages wiping as well
>>204458715
>>204458676you're not complaining about our hardworking staff are you?
Personally, I believe the janitorial staff is corrupt
You literally don't look like that
>>204458958DRAIN THE STAFF
is san diego a good place to be if I just wanna be zooted and left alone?
>>204459024I seriously don't understand how people think being a janitor is necessary, fun or worth it. Like applying for it must be the lowest moment in somebody's life. It has to be.
>>204459067San Diego is paradise and I regret never moving there like I was gonna
Good afternoon planet retard residents
>>204459417oog oog babe where the dab pen at oog oog
parents are prepping the house to sell they said we will be gone by the summer i cant wait to leave this shithole
if I get put on a mandatory therapy and regular blood tests I think I'll might go insane (more than already)
I want to find this fucking boar and beat the living shit out of it with a sledgehammerI wasnt hurting anybody, I dont have a family or friends nothing
>>204459325you can't even ban, you have to ask the real mods to ban.
What a rush that must be
>>204459587regular blood tests?
Odds I get booze and break the sober streak evens I don't drink
>Georgia mother Brittany Patterson was arrested and hauled off to jail in front of her children for letting her 11-year-old son walk less than a mile into town, where just 370 people live. She was charged with reckless conduct, and faces one year in jail.hwat the fug is goin on
>>204459829and they wonder why kids grow up so weird and anti social
>>204459758
>>204459715who is he
>>204459715trump better pardon him
>>204459829thank god georgia's streets are safe once again. she can sit one year in jail while violent crackheads go through the penal system like a revolving door
>>204459979the silk road guy
>>204459997truth nuke
>>204459715Didn't he like hire assassins and shit?
even my insta fyp has 4chan stuff in it now y’all ruined me
>>204460115all in the past
>feel a fart coming on>rip insane ass>feel something immediately after>oh no, did i just shart?>get the courage to check>it's a perfectly untouched, unscathed, shell-intact skittle???
waiting on my ice cream bread to finish baking
>>204460169i haven't had this in foreverwhat ice cream did you use
>>204459829walking is illegal in america
>ice cream breadISHYGDDT
>>204460234cotton candy and i put some walnuts on topi wanted a little sweet treatit would probably be better with pralines and cream ill do that when i do my druid larp next month
I've been using an unironic sponge (not those plastic ones) and my skin feels nicer. Thanks bog
>>204460300do u mean a luffa
>>204460152eat it
>>204460261it's literally just mostly melted ice cream and self rising flour mixed together and baked it's not that crazy>>204460277very nice birthday cake and unircorn ice cream is my favorite because i have the palette of a child so i would have some for surei can't have a sweet treat yet i still have stuff to do
>>204460317Is that what they're called? Idk
>>204460355earn your sweet treat qveen do your chores
>>204460368probably what youre referring to yeah just google itdried plant husk used for scrubby bath time shenanigans
>it's not that crazyur crazy man
https://youtu.be/64a5zVIfs0g?list=PLuwZYJQHtE4RwHTmXxfR633coHg1jCI3hi rabbu dad rock
When you are bullying me just know I look like this
Only one hour until I'm free from waging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wV1u9IL3c8
this is what spin looks like when youre being mean to her on the internet this is who youre being mean to
>>204459755I live in an islamic totalitarian regime
Look
>>204460326absolutely not, but you need to understand that if you handed me that skittle and i didn't know better i would have assumed it was factory new. that's how clean it was.
>>204460678*looking*
You love life
>>204460678done
im so hungry my head is starting to hurt
>>204460739Just eat some food my nigga
>>204460739i LOVE drinking double shot of coffee and forgetting to eat until my entire body is shivering
Why is his house so dark? https://streamable.com/a9cfvl
>>204460851that doesnt sound fun
never made ice cream bread before its pretty tasty, the sweetness/ice cream flavor is very subdued, not as strong as i would have thouhgt. maybe a few minutes less in the oven would make it ice cream-ierinside looks moldy though because lol blue ice creamwould make again very yummyi dont own a loaf pan i had to use an 8x8 and so its FLAT
>>204460739Get food bro?
>>204460916theres nothing here
>>204460955so go outside and get food
>>204460955Have you never heard of Walmart?
why are zainichi worshippers of entropy
just got off the phone with momberg she said the wendys she went to doesn't have spicy nuggies now she is going to a different one
my dms are open if you look like this
>>204461027just get something else
Honest opinions on this?
>>204461102i asked if she could go to popeyes but she said no if the second wendys doesnt have nuggies im going to be stuck eating tacos tonight
>>204461027Spicy food is ass bro you don't want that.
>>204461106shadow the hedgehog game is seriously underrated
i really hope anon is like 15 and doesnt live like this in his 20s
>>204456994What's insane is all the illegals that are going to flood to Canada, once they start getting deported, as it already started.
>>204461147Spicy food is fun to eat
bee not afraidlol
>>204457902The "did :)" doesn't make sense, because that's an unfertilized egg.
>>204461157just turned 24
>>204461144Tacos are good
>>204461168No it's not
sex
>>204461147it's fast food bro it's not for real spicy it's just tastier>>204461196agreed would make some if i didnt make borger just an hour ago
I have this reoccurring nightmare when I never attended a certain class
>>204461211dont reply to the pedo brit
>>204458420>help me step-brother
kill yourself
>>204461226i'll do what i like thanks
>>204461203>tf>tp
>>204461237kys (know thy self <3)
>>204459325Leftists want to control everything. Remember reddit and discord mods do it for free too.
cringe(?)
>>204461226I'm not a paedo and I'm not Mousey
>>204461225I always have nightmares about math class and skipping class and having to avoid school staff
aldi the next town over is hiring and paying 16,50 an hour thinking i should apply
momberg hasn't called me must be a good sign right?
Tell me a story about HOA.
>>204461157my disapproval doesn't actually come from him living with his parents, but rather>not knowing how to drive at 24>not joining mom for a nice little drive
>>204461329She's banging the mailman and the milkman.
>>204461354I know how to drive, I drive momberg to work sometimes
>>204461354yeah me too, i live with me mum older than him because i have no real reason to get out but the whole mummy didnt bring me tendies :( thing is quite pathetic desu
i am the milkman
>>204461391typing like a britshit is even more pathetic
>>204461331HOAberg made the speed limit in my area 13 :/
>>204461435oiy! han me dat bo'oh'o'wa'er, mate!
>>204461457What the fuck lmao? Man if I was in the US I'd be in jail. That's 20 fucking kmh.
>>204461478Where does it say he got no bitches?
sup nigas happy tuesday
gn niggas
the spicy nugs have been secured ya boy is eating good tonight and they accidentally put a second pack of large fries in the bag
>>204461509People like to assume things to satisfy their shallow perception of some people
>>204461509The part where it said he hadn't showered in 65 years
>>204461606Be real, nobodies getting close to an old guy that doesn't shower
>>204461595Nnnnaaaaah bro got fries times two aint no wayyyy
>>204461625>>204461651You'd be amazed at what women will put up with, if the guy's a Chad. If that guy's got rizz, then she'll hop on that dick.
>>204461715Stop talking like a fuckin mulignan, I'll send you to trip and fall school.
>>204461728frfr it's skibidi ohio rizz
>>204461725>Hasn't showered in 65 years>Lives off raw meat and cigarettesYeah nah
>>204461715way way fr
not in a good mood what should i do to fix this
>>204461728Damn unc lighten up it aint that deep
>>204461762
Your ice don't shine and your chain hollow
>>204461757There's lots of women that wouldn't care. You forget who we are. You're pretending that there's not going to be degenerates who are into that or would put up with that. If the vibes are good, the legs will open. They'll just light a candle.
>>204461784This is honestly so cringe. And you just know this guy has a ridiculous Slavic accent saying all this moolie shit
>>204461762Listen to some fireass tunes cuddihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnfrTmaazUE
Meet me at the flag pole after school
>>204461810He's in Iran. They haven't been totally poisoned by the internet yet
>>204461811Naw twin you a hater on god
>>204461790i don't drink because of my medicine and it makes my bones hurti would hit my pen but i didn't do really anything today but there's not a whole lot to do i just feel guilty doing that i guess i just want to feel happy
is the anon here who watches tennis? Need an ice breaker for this qt on tinder but I only know nadal and federer
AURA IN MY SIGMA EYESCAUSE I'M RIZZ SIDE
>>204461869Tennis?? LOL What the fuck
>>204461841>he thinks that Iranian women aren't whores behind the burkasThey don't wear those bedsheets by choice. There's going to be lots of them that are into weird shit. Not sure why you'd think that it's a culture of puritan women.
>>204461890?
>>204461869Start with "ayo bby girl".
>>204461869Tell her you're a big Coco fan and you're glad she won the WTA finals
i feel legitiamtely retarded because im trying to apply to this aldi job but cant find the fucking button
>>204461955who tf is coco
kind of feel sick after eating all that wendys
>>204461969New Serena. Does she like ATP or WTA?
>>204462027I dunno, all I got from her profile is she's asian(probably chinese), has a dog, and lieks swimming and tennis
>>204461144get off the sofa and get your own food. is she just getting off work?
This is what you crave.
>>204462049Tell her you think Sinner is boring and is glad he got exposed as a doper
>>204462050>is she just getting off work?yeah
>>204462056Nah I don't like sluts. This is unironically a boner killer.
>>204462056I'm going to laugh hard when normies realize the director of this movie a zionist
>>204461869>We'll grunt like Djokovic and Sabalenka.
>>204462112What movie? Anyway I don't think normies care about shit like that
>>204462176Kfc are great but mcds is GOATED
>>204462176Kinda insane how I somehow recognize all of these names and I don't even know how.
>>204462112Everyone in Hollywood who isn't brown is a zionist >>204462187Anora
>>204462176checkers and popeyes fries taste the same
>>204462209This is true but normgroids don't want to accept that the entire industry is jewish
Dinner was split pea soup with curry and cayenne pepper and homemade bread
>>204462176you can buy frozen checkers fries at the grocery store i love those things
>>204461391Typing like a Brit is based>>204461480The thing is that we do pronounce the letter L, but not the other ones reallySo it would be more like: bo'ul o' wa'er
>>204462208They get mentioned in films or memes.
>>204462176Raising Canes fries are absolutely garbage. I'm a defender of their tendies too, but their fries taste like they came out of the freezer aisle at a grocery store
everybody STFU Im watching anime
>>204462325i like zaxbys
>>204462385Is that where Zaphod Beeblebrox eats at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LOM-ianX84No /brit/s allowed.>bo'o 'o' wau'ah/brit/fags take all the Ls.
>>204462439do they REALLY
>>204462428I understand this reference!
>can i have a bahtle ov wudder?
>>204462502do you look like that
>>204462540Might have pidzer layer idk
mr weed
later*
>>204462291I only watch anime and I only look at good memes.
Why is this place so fucking dead aaaaa
This is me btw
>>204462631We're all taking turns with your mom.
>>204462574i'm just gonna make some kind of low effort pasta thing i'm kind of depressed today
Get his ass
>>204462653whats da matter anon
>>204462631I told you, Im watching anime
I don't watch movies. The only "recent" movies I've seen are the Harry Potter ones as they've came out. Other than that I watch The Crow every once in a while and I saw the Summer of 84 a few years ago.
>>204462671too long to explain comfortably but suffice to say i'm a waste of life
suffering from hiccups
>>204462710I don't watch recent tv/movies, because it's all written by woke retards.
>>204462729be strong anon
>>204462626Then you have been blessed/cursed with burger chain knowledge.
>>204462726rough, i know both of those feelshope your night is less shityou are worth more than the sum of your past mistakes
>>204462739Don't get me started on remakes. Remakes are literally the worst thing of all time. The Crow remake I couldn't even get past the trailer.
>>204462754im falling apart
>>204462774you are stronger than you know
Being an antisemite will be illegal by the end of next year.
>>204462766There's no chance that they can ever make a good Crow movie after the first. That first The Crow movie was the perfect combination of getting that 90s feel, and the tragic story of Brandon dying during creation.Even though he totally looks like Sting from WCW, that's what the comic looked like. I was quite shocked on how close it was to doing justice to the comic.There's no way that they could capture any of that in 202X.
>>204462806i need your support
>>204462825i don't have much to give right now i'm hanging on by a thread myself
RUSSIA IS INVADING FINLAND
>>204462818Yeah these retards have no imagination and soul and create anything new. All they can do is recreate old things in the worst way possible.
>>204462844is Sanna ok?
>>204462758don't worry i'll keep making mistakes to tip the scale
fish oil and strawberry veronas down the hatch
>>204462839my blood is on your hands
>>204462851It's because they don't have any interesting life experiences, don't read classic literature/poems/etc, and don't expose themselves to any currently newer ideas from outside of their echo chamber bubble.All they can do is remake what they've seen, but with the wokeshit lens that they view everything with, because that's all they know.
>>204462878those fish oil pills are disgusting
>>204462878sweet treat = earned>>204462897are you fucking biting them open
niggas be like"these nutrients too spicy"
>>204462897you aren't supposed to chew them buddy
>>204462878can i have one without the pill on it please
Have you ever thought so much about someone who is no longer in your life? to the point that anything that reminds you of that person makes you feel bad, but you can't help it.
>>204462887I hope they die.
>>204462928ya you can have the one underneath
>>204462937the things that remind me of her dont make me feel bad, but yes i have been through severe heartbreak and lovesicknessi'm sorry anonymous, whatever is going on with you
>>204462941They won't
>>204462956thanks buddy
>>204462937Yeah, her. She didn't deserve her suffering.
>>204462878extremely male hips and hand
>>204462991he isn't claiming to be female doe
oh and usa will invade mexico, in the north they will have it easy, everyone here pretends to be American, the problem will be the south full of jungle.
>>204462941A lot are still convinced that we're in an over-population crisis, so on the plus side, a lot won't reproduce. We have to put up with them, but this problem will slowly sort itself out.
I will invade North Carolina.
>>204463052>over-population crisispeople aren't being born, it's a global thing not only in japan and korea, children aren't being born here either.
There are plenty of new and original movies coming out every year, that aren't woke.
>>204463103Name 3 from this year.
>>204463103yes but it is usually author's garbage
>>204463103i don't have to watch new movies if i cna just watch predator and rambo forever
what books should I read? I kinda wanna explore the inklings like charles williams and cs lewis
do you guys want to play scribble game
>>204463119Seraphita.
>>204463123i can play one before i shower yei asked this before but got no responsei can host one of the first couple jackbox games if anons will play
>>204463123perhaps
>>204463119animorphs
>>204463150>>204463147https://skribbl.io/?eCCwvOi8come scribble
>>204463087Exactly, we're going towards population collapse, but the left still thinks we're going towards over-population.
>>204463183European, Anglo, and East Asian counties are heading towards population collapse. Africa is exploding
>>204463246africa still has 4th world infrastructure and relies on foreign aid to sustain itself
Armpits stinky again ngl
>>204463328my armpits never stink
I have made my final list of people that should be not allowed to travel or fly, but I don't feel like getting banned again.Why is Texas full of muslims? Muslims doing security checks on me is pretty funny.
>>204463246Africa isn't exploding, it's only nearing its peak. It just looks bad, but we'll never reach 11 billion.
>>204463022Damn anime is so fucking funny...
>>204463325>South Sudan JUST
>>204463421pendejo
>>204463421eres moreno
Remember when people thought the world was going to end in 2012?
t. spinster
>>204463471the mayan prophecy said so
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>>204463511good post
>>204463511Uhh
>>204463511Finland is a liberal dystopia
>>204463511nice cock
>>204459442plot twist: they're not taking you with them
>>204463588not true
https://skribbl.io/?eCCwvOi8
>>204463475hush
>>204463603If you post a link later tonight ill play with you
>>204463619It's 2 AM I should be in bed.
marilyn manson style cover of eye in the sky, im thinking
>>204463634i guess we can play tomorrow
>>204460891I'm more surprised there isn't a video of Kanye doing that
>>204463643>making him wait 22 hourscruel
I wonder how much people pay to live an apartment the size of a single wide trailer?
need me 1 like dis fr
>>204463656cooming comes first sorry
Joined some random room and some dude typed Mexico and shit land and the word was wasteland.
>>204463681based
You shuold be able to solve this, /cum/
>>204463696TreeFiddy
>>2044636960 because there is no ball marked with ?
>>204463712>>204463712>>204463712
>>204461790>scary times>>204462878Do the purple nails make you feel like a princess baka boy
