seasideEDITION
I will not take the bait.
anime
think i'm just going to convert to conventional leftpol-ismit's just good business
might move to this bit of spain
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>>204459368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeCo8-0tJw
the bane in spain is rarely on the plane
>>204459421yes
>>204459347finally a good edition. oh it lush
why is /brit/ so full of jfs tonight
got deal or no deal on
ah baneposting, real finger on the pulse there, /brit/
>>204459376I love Japanese animes
>>204459465hottest new meme. Could be huge
>>204459465nothing wrong with celebrating the classics
>>204459383>>204459364southerners detected
>>204459504Chance would be a fine thing
>>204459536personally i would have smiled back and gave him a fist bump, but i still think it's weird and unsurprising he got so many "rejections" or whatever he called it in the caption
>>204459456oh it lovely
>>204459465i was there 3000 years ago
>>204459536You want a stranger to come up to you and shove a camera in your face so they can get clicks?
>>204459585scenes
>>204459347Next trip after Prague is London and York. I think Yorkshire is perfect it looks like something Tolkien loved
>>204459556
Pornstars for this feel?
>>204459585state of that fat neckbeard
it ale nightit adnams ghost ship de lada
Britons are crying out for 15 minute cities
>>204459390its black only
incels should be taxed more
>>204459703true
the hobbies:counter strikerunningguitar
>>204459605no but I wouldn't cower away, mad how bitchmade everyone below birmingham is
CIACIA’s menDr Pavelier1 unallocated space
>toxic>dust
>>204459730you're so hard and cool
How bad are the trains in Australia? They seem better than Amtrak or most trains in the US or canada
>>204459703they are nowsingle people have lost their tax benefit
crazy how if the USSR made it 17 more years to 2008 all of Europe would be socialist by nowWe were on the verge of greatness
>>204459774source?
>>204459753Aussies are waking up for toil atm
i don't give a fuck about tweeki let the trap phone ring, mmkay mmkay
>went to the priest, hadn't confessed in 3 years, prior to that I hadn't confessed in 5 years>priest looks at me with disaproval, says I am supposed to confess every three months>I said if it were free I would come in everyday for you>furrows his brow and tells me my soul is in tattersPriests are such pooftersRefuse to call them father
>>204459347Incel-containment general is that-a-way Sean >>>/r9k/
despair but also an erection
I think a train trip across the country would be loverly
>>204459753dependsmost of our cities have direct transit services between the suburbs that is European-tieras for regional services, we have these diesel services called XPTs which are based on British InterCity 125s. From what I've heard, they're fineHigh Speed Rail has been a pipedream for like 40 years though, everyone talks about doing itAnd of course, who can forget our thriving steam heritage scene! The greatest trains of all
>>204459730People in London are earning good money but you're too much of a bitch to compete in that environment
>>204459347You going to the beach with uncle Jim?
>>204459811You have to pay to confess?
it was real, all of it
>>204459465Zoomer seething he missed out
>>204459854>>People in London are earning good moneylol no they aren't
>>204459811>>I said if it were free I would come in everyday for youit is freeits illegal in Catholicism to charge for it
>>204459843saw an instagram reel about this luxurious train that does that across canada but they wanted like 9000 canadian dollarydoos for it
I have a proper fly infestation, don't understand where they are coming from, I spent half the afternoon killing them and driving them out the window. Now the window is closed but they still manage to emerge. Fat ones too, as if it were summer. Feels like a prelude to posession.
>>204459871No it wasn't, be quiet.
imagine calling another grown man father
>>204459886you've got something rotting somewhere
got no heating it cold
>>204459858>>204459881Absolute non-attention payersBegone
don't enjoy anything but boozing
>>204459904A soul
>>204459871this is what i say to recovering schizophrenia patients
>>204459811sounds like a straight from the banshees of inishiren
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>Bane I almost had you!>You almost had me?! You never had me. You never had your plane!
>>204459878Yes they are, it's where the biggest salaries are made
>>204459872been here since 2007 and dabbled in baneposting first time around, kiddo
>>204459943ahaha
>>204459904Wouldn't they be flying over that source? Not a bad thought, I am a dirty bastard in a dirty bastard of an apartment.
>>204459952it's where the biggest povvos are
>>204459376neck yourself freak
>£1850 post-tax salary with a 60 hour working week>£1200 rent for a flat not big enough to swing a cat in plonked down in the paki-heartland of Birmingham GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING ISLAND
How bad is British railways? I want to use it when going to York
>>204459969check the back of your kitchen cupboards
>>204459347Love love LOVE this man. He is my inspiration. My muse. My raisin d'être. I wake up feeling positive because of him. I am better able to cope with setbacks because of him. I can see the funny side in things because of him.
Can't deny this is a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
>>204459971Cope and seethe because you're not good enough to join the big leagues
got all the Silver symbols in Pokemon Emerald Battle Frontier ladspokemon I've used so farSalamence (GOAT)MetagrossKingdraTyranitarAggronDusclopsRegiceMagneton
>>204460011Dare I?
>>204460010shut the fuck up yank
>>204460010British railways doesn't exist anymore champion, privatised quite a long time ago
>>204460000Just move out of Birmingham wtf is wrong with you mate
>>204459347>she wanted me to get a Vasectomy. I've never even met herone of are Mark's funniest moments honestly
>>204460021There is no big leagues in England
>>204460027big fan of your choices there ladfucking love magneton, ol' reliable
>>204460000Nice numerals
>>204460045Oh than how bad are the trains
>>204460045I wonder why loads of train companies now have these shitty Hitachi trains, they aren't even that good or comfortable.
Alri lads
>>204460087because fuck the people that actually ride them
>>204460010you asked me about australian trains and I answered you in good faith, where's my (You)?
>went to the proctologist, hadn't had a prostate exam in 3 days, prior to that I hadn't had my arse fingered in 5 days>proctologist looks at me with disaproval, says I am supposed to only have an exam every 5 years>I said because it's free I come in everyday for you>furrows his brow and tells me my arsehole is in tattersProctologist are such pooftersRefuse to stop visiting them
me? semi-failed normie, ex-drug mong
>>204460087japs sent them after they upgraded
Are you fucking kidding me
>>204460017B-B-B-B-B-B-BANE!
>>204460010It's not THAT bad. Rush-hour can be hellish though and it is pretty pricey depending on where you want to go.
Went to the South of France, it was bosh
>>204460123funny how english literally evolved in the towns and cities of england and now the whole world speaks it
>>204460081bro only speaks one language and he doesn't even know the difference between then and than
>>204460119what's wrong lad?also, good morning
>>204460102KEKI tried. Your humour translates really well to the imageboard format.
>started new job last week>tried speaking Japanese to a Japanese co worker>he's actually Chinese>Found out yesterday he's put a complaint in against me for racismWell I've failed that probation
>>204460140
>>204460159couldnt make a more unbelievable post if you tried
>>204460159you didn't think to ask him first?
>>204460159CHUCKLING
so horny these days don't know the cause of it
>>204460159Konichiwa, HRsan
>>204460159copied from the archive award
>went to the IMF, hadn't had a world war in 79 years, prior to that I hadn't had a world war in 21 years>jew looks at me with disapproval, says I am supposed to only have an world war every hundred years>I said because it's free I war for you>furrows his brow and tells me my war is in tatters
Woke. Mob. Bad.
>Americans ordering a pint of cider in a uk bar then telling you they hadn’t had a ‘drink’ in 13 years. When we mentioned this to the barman, telling him he should be letting them know that over here cider had alcohol in it. His response was ‘Not my problem’.
>>204460193Hahahahahahaba>>204460185You can actually tell themm apart and it doesn't take too keen of an observation.
https://i.ylilauta.org/ed/d9/edd9a1c9e831ae33.mp4Why are they like this?
>>204459347>>204459357>>204459376KYS spainmong
>>204460073cheers, yeah always liked Magneton and MagnezoneI was thinking of using Scizor from my Fire Red save, but there's just a lack of good bug/steel type moves in Gen 3 for most pokemon.Was thinking of using an Alazakam/Gengar maybe, as well as some of these pokemon at some pointSkarmorySlakingStarmieShedinja (lots of S-pokemon lol)Moltres
EW's messages to SeasideMARK have leaked
it's a morning brew type of day
>>204460153It's a ridiculous grouping
15 minute cities are a good thing Here's why
>>204460235im not spainfreak
Advice on gangstalking?
Yes mate certainly clicking that link
>>204460159Just tell them there's no way you could've known since they all look the same
>>204460271boomers absolutely love raging on about this
>started new job last week>tried speaking Japanese to a Japanese co worker>he's actually Chinese>Receive text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so we dont want to see you again"Fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>204460287Why
it's cold no heating
>>204460294fucked it
cant stand shills
>>204460286Doesn't make any sense
*enters thread* y'alri lads?>/brit/s live studio audience starts cheering and clapping
last time I went to the doctor for a prostate exam I felt him slip something in me and when I looked back both of his hands were in the air. I was thinking what kind of doctor is he and why are we meeting in an alleyway?
>>204460233cant even post "alri lads" in that thread even though it would be completely unwarranted since you need to either wait a day or buy reddit gold what a shit site
shtaeming
>>204460339*starts deepthroating you*
>>204460263something you're all too familiar with
>>204460339*runs up to you and starts bumming you*
>>204460344Dont know what this means
Type in TMAU on Google and read about his condition
ari
https://x.com/LASHYBILLS/status/1856152401595470255Fucking roaring at this
We will have another 2008 style financial crash in a few years. Starting to think buying a house now might be a bad idea
>>204460358>>204460346>/brit/s live studio audience goes ballistic
>>204460397Buying as in owning? Or paying mortgage? Because the former is always a good thing.
>>204460397be buying up stocks if that happens my leeed. Always bounces back innit?
regressing into my past currently looking up YA sitcoms that aired on Trouble and plan to rewatch them allFirst on the list, That 70s Show
>>204460419Mortgage obviously. Who the fuck is buying cash
>>204460399*scurries in*got any cig ends?
>>204460314mysteries of life
>>204460431Then yeah, it would feel shaky.
DR PAVEL CHECK THESE DIGITS
How do I open a stocks and shares ISA
>>204460397recessions happen as part of the economic cycle but the circumstances that lead to the GFR have been made illegalhouse prices are also massively over the value they were now. you could've bought on the day of lehmann bros collapse and still be up selling today
>>204460464who gives a fuck just browse 4chan
>>204460399>diego peaks out of the curtainHow so?
>>204460458embarrassing
>>204460397There's already been a crash in 2020, but labour will definitely be able to fuck it up again
>went to the witch doctor>witch doctor looks at me with disaproval, says "Ooh eeh ooh-ah-ah ting tang walla-walla bing-bang">I told the witch doctor I was in love with you>furrows his brow and tells me "Ooh eeh ooh-ah-ah ting tang walla-walla bing-bang"
*walks in wearing a Grinch costume*
>>204460464Either go on Vanguard or Trading 212
>>204460465>but the circumstances that lead to the GFR have been made illegalReally? Go on, elaborate.
I bought a house in mid-wales for 80k so yeah not really fussed about a financial crash it's not like I'm a London mong that bought a 700k house worth 300k
>I bought a house in mid-wales
>>204460385Done him
>>204460525I thank you for sharing your truth
What if we were to bring... an incredibly hot but skeptical Marge into the mix?And then that way, whenever Flanders is not out busting heads because he smelled crime, he's back at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments on Marge's supple young body.Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it.We show all of it.Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys?Full penetration.Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Ned Flanders really going to town on this hot, young Marge.From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.And then he smells crime again.He's out busting heads.Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration.Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration.Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration...And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
>>204460525>Mid WalesCome my ends and you'll be asking for trouble.
>>204460385screamingthe guy who tackled him is a mong though took down that porch
>>204460465>GFRwhat is this
>>204460385it's always these mentally disabled guys
>white people The main problem with this phrase is that I have barely anything to do with the Anglo-Saxons and somehow they expect me to welcome a Lithuania as my kindred
>>204460525House prices aren't because the markets bad they're high because they imported a million people to London
>>204460576bit racist
>>204460580>I have barely anything to do with the Anglo-SaxonsHow so. what are you
>>204460551Where you at sunshine I moved here from east London mate you have no idea who you're dealing with biggest confrontation you've probably got into is getting into a tat with some old ninny about buying the last pack of biscuits from the grotty corner shop
>>204460580has more to do with a global scale, not a local one britain can't exactly survive alone without the rest of europe
staying positive all the way
On the archivesA frenchie talking about life in so called ZUS (Zones Urbaines Sensibles) and/or ZSP (Zones de sécurité prioritaire) in 2013>My mother (from a Pied-Noir refugee family) was raised in one, not far from Marseille. These places are tough for men, but they're absolute hell for women. Sexual harassment and rape is widespread, often in the form of the recently mediatized "tournantes" (gang rapes). Women are completely repressed and aren't allowed to wear anything other than baggy clothing which hides the body forms. In some places, women aren't allowed to have handbags (a sign of vanity) and use plastic bags from shops. All girls are mistreated, but non-Muslim girls are treated worse because their elder brothers can't stand up for them (because they aren't Muslim). Gangs often burn cars or bins to make the police come, and that's when they shoot at them. Innocent people are often caught in the crossfire. A lot of money has been spent on education in these regions but to no use. There is a heavy Marxist influence in many schools, and it was even worse when my mother was in secondary school in the 1980's. The school refused to give her her diploma because her worker father wasn't a member of the Communist Party. As for ethnicity, my mother's suburb was about 1/3 "white" (French, Spanish, Pied-Noir, Yugoslav...), 1/3 Arab-Berber, 1/3 "other" (mostly Gypsies, Blacks and Vietnamese).>Recently, there has been a rise in religious fundamentalism in these suburbs, financed by Qatar and Saudi Arabia, and there is heavy recruitment of young Muslim men who are sent to various battlegrounds like (Syria, Iraq...).to think only 2 years after this there were a bunch of terrorist attacks in france
THD complete.
BUFFALO SOLDIERIN THE HEART OF AMERICA
fucking starving. dunno what to have for supper.
>>204460521Dodd-Frank Act, inc. the Volker Rule. As yanks can't make speculative investments on CDOs that stops the UK taking advantage of those bets.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodd%E2%80%93Frank_Wall_Street_Reform_and_Consumer_Protection_Act
>>204460668ok
>>204460657conscript all the immigrants
DR PAVELWE'RE CIA
>>204460657it was fun when a few of the blood thirsty crazies from Canada, Australia, UK, and the US went to fight but don't want to send people directly
What's the cut off age for conscription?
my cockberg stinks lol
>>204460654>There is a heavy Marxist influence in many schools, and it was even worse when my mother was in secondary school in the 1980's. The school refused to give her her diploma because her worker father wasn't a member of the Communist Party.Made up babble
>>204460657mmhmm get the timmies in the trenches x
Just won lifeim back at the home screen now
>>204460700any suggestions? i did think about having a kebab but the local place was shut and i cant be arsed driving to town. think ill have to go to tesco.
>>204460679English doc
>>204460599Albaman
>>204460657>TUKD begins
yapping
>>204460732how long is your shift today lad? another 16 hours is it? yeah.Same again tomorrow
I can't find the video of Yumi Eto with Jason Luv Any idea?
Technically can't be conscripted because once I went a bit loopy.
gmail ligma
Would love to punt the fuck out of Moo DengSend that stupid hippo squealing
>>204460886instead you're gonna be...prescripted! haha
>>204460887whoah man
>>204460761Yank cunts can't bet on a bet that you'll pay your mortgage.UK and wider european banks therefore can't say "yeah i'll take that bet for 52bn, old boy" to the yank cunts, and get their knees broke when the bet fails and the moneys due.
>>204460905
>>204460397>Starting to think buying a house now might be a bad idea08 was a massive nothing-burger. it's legitimately impossible for prices to fall while demand for housing continues to massively out-pace supply.
>the ps2 came out 27 years ago
been watching videos of Moo Deng for 4 hrs
>moo dengnot into asian pornstars personally
TBD
bros calling the 2008 global financial crisis a "nothingburger"...do these guys count anything as an actual "happening"?
https://youtu.be/STE-CDpYuKA
>>204461045Nope they're morons who consider the world wars nothingburgers
don't know if I can hold in my nofap load until the bumble match gets here this weekend
>>204461045only until they literally see something happen to their smelly bedroom windows it's a nothingburger their logic has always been if it doesn't directly influence me it's nothing
Trying to watch The Cosby Show but I cannot find it on any streaming service.
>>204460996Why
>>204461077Why do you have to wait for the weekendis she traveling from out of town??
>>204460951This is absolute bollocks, Dodd Frank Act is something like 1000 pages long and most of it has to do with registering financial swaps with the SEC
>>204461128yeah, she's gonna stay the whole weekend and drain my balls
Oh my God Lois, it's SeasideMark
>>204461045umm heard of 9/11, zoomer? the fall of the berlin wall maybe? Appomatix?
>>204460951All value comes from labour though, so if the speculative model is drawn to the backranks, either the West has to switch to producing more, importing more or reducing the capital circulation of yore. Which one do you think are they choosing?
>>204461143that sounds amazing. hope it works out
While you rage and wage in your little cage from 8am - 5pm...While you sit in your stinky childhood bedroom all day playing video games living off UC, stressed out your mind about finding evidence you have applied for 20 jobs this week...While you do that - I am living comfortably, doing whatever the hell I like, making £100 profit on an average day from simply holding cryptocurrencies.AHAHAHAAA
Fucking hell, i cleared the room of thd flies only to have 4 flying around again. What gives?
they do be squeakin a lot rn mmhmm
without christianity there are no moral standards
If somebody punted you from the UK to the US where do you hope you would land?(assume you survive with no injuries)
>>204461192rotting food
>>204461131that's what the volker rule is, banks cant engage in proprietary trading and investing in hedge funds, therefore are less exposed to high-risk trading that sunk them in 2007.
>>204461198retarded post
>>204461192
>>204461158thanks fren, yeah it's exactly what I need right about now, might happen at least once a week so I won't be fapping anymore
>>204461045the nature of economic events like the 2008 crash is to be overlooked as just part of the natural course of capitalist events unless it's seen as "resulting" in a world war. even the "great depression" really wouldn't be a thing if it hadn't been written into the roosevelt hagiography as the excuse for ww2compare the 1970s stagflation "crisis", and how it's memoryholed because it didn't result in a war and both opec and iran were inside jobs that caused way more problems long term
How is gormless a real word
>>204461192Isn't it cold in Ireland now? wouldn't expect flies desu
house-huntingthoughts on pic-related?
>>204461214They aren't flying over rotting food. I don't have rotting food. Maybe trash?
marques brownlee getting cancelled
>>204461317Any trouble with the neighbours?
>>204461323Why
TND has been mandated.
>>204461268will they get visas?
>>204461265>even the "great depression" really wouldn't be a thing if it hadn't been written into the roosevelt hagiography as the excuse for ww2i wrote my thesis on 1929 and if i werent tucked up in bed id virginpost all over this, pissing off numerous neets in the process with economicmonging
>>204461265>because it didn't result in a warIn Europe*
couple of hot takes being spat out right now
>>204461294And they are fat too!
>>204461317I'd hate shelling out 6 figures for a non-detached only to find out my neighbors enjoy blasting their music or tv till 3 in the morning.
>>204461337posted a video of him doing 96mph in a 35mph area with signs for children crossings and forgot to blur it
>>204461348tuck up into a coffin yeah? boring me to death
Imagine are Marko creaming in buxom Japanese ladies as the squirm at his fishy aroma
Bane-ka?
>>204461408um
spending all day on the train tomroroww
*tosses a frag into the thread*
>>204461436where you going
>>204461333hopefully no
>>204461408ooooooh id like to eat her out
>>204461436comfe
>>204461436I find train journeys weirdly comfy
It's 6 now. We are officially in possession territory. I don't understand.
>>204461408having dinner here mate
>>204461348yeah that's right, get your shinebox
>>204461390goddamn that would piss me off
>>204461461They are but I can never justify the cost, and usually they're rammed which ruins the whole experience
>>204461461reminds me of this imagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cre0in5n-1E
>>204461450london to see doctor then immediately back. just a bit annoying that the 30mins I'm seeing the doctor will be the only time I'm not travelling until I get home in the evening. an hours wait just in fucking liverpool st station too.
>>204461493Take it easy Bill, you know breadsticks make you emotional
>>204461408Sex feels good
>>204461488so would i be if i were with her hahahaget it? hahahaid be tucking into that ahaha
mental how bad edibles taste
I suspect the kitchen ventilator. There is no other explanation
I was solid gold, I was in the fightI was coming back from what seemed like a ruin
>>204461461>Best recent train journeyChiltern rail to Birmingham. Those 30 year old diesels are way more comfy (and less crowded, and cheaper) than the Pendolino sardine can. Worth the extra half hour.>Worst recent train journeyPiccadilly line. Saw a guy pissing on the platform then walking through the train asking for crack money. The trains are 50 years old and clapped out.
nocturnal emissions are succubi visitations where entities that inhabit other dimensions siphon life essence, to conserve energy one would be able to banish them with the nam eof the Lord but its a hard thing to do when youre finna bus
>>204461548can't eat furniture can we
>>204461495This. I took a trip to Leicester just to enjoy the architecture of St Pancras and watch the countryside go by. I enjoyed this but it cost me £65 so I never did it again.
>>204461614You can eat a stool
>>204461582this is why mormons wear that magic underwear
>>204461576think they're updating the picadilly trains in the next year. made in germany and they had to build a tube track in germany just to test them.
Gyaldem
>>204461461nothing weird about it mate
>>204461576Chiltern does always look the most comfy
>>204461614would be cool if there was an object you could touch to get stoned
is there a strategy to not get hot on london underground?
>>204461642Better than the underground and London overground, plus there's less foreigners.
the tune of dancehall is audiblethe smoke of tooka is smellable
>>204461577Orange man?
>>204461640i didn't know about magic underwear but sleeping in anything but the nude is uncomely unless you are sharing the bed with a male acquaintance
>>204461317for future reference you should know posting any rightmove house is extremely easy to dox a google reverse search brings up the listing censoring the location is completely worthless
Mumberg obsessed over the Poirot series with Suchet
>>204461684be white
Sort of chilly out
>>204461727what
Do lads with gfs just fuck them all the time and never take a week off for nofap to increase test? Sounds grim and unhealthy
>>204461614Don't get this joke :/
>>204461753do astronauts unplug their oxygen canisters to test the seals?
>>204461204New York city
>>204461642I look forward to them.>>204461647Crazy that there are quite a few people walking around today that used to regularly take a steam train to work or school. >>204461684Stand near the window is the only thing that works. I personally refuse to take it in summer at rush hour anymore. >>204461698Liverpool or Newcastle?
>>204461723ah-
>>204461577King Charles?
