my bf (female) edition
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Alri
Why do they have sign-language interpreters on TV instead of just including subtitles
>>204464033alri
>>204464036Caucasus is sovlful af
>>204463878Corr...
arsed it all up
In fair company sailed,no less than fifty.Marooned upon the calmof endless waters we made bed in each other's arms;the rigging of our limbs drawntaught upon a bed of silk.
I need a shite
lol you are mongs lol
>>204463878need her to crack my skull
>>204464154Go an get it.
Dead genny
>>204463878i would kiss her sweaty muscles
love exploring birmingham me, always find something that looks AI generated
djed spence
the scrandemic: seared salmon and air fryer chips
>>204464146wouldn't that be "taut"
GRENNYI GOT THE JOB
Going to apply to be on big brother next yearWould you watch me lads? xx
>>204464267If you promise to do a Sandy You won't know what that is but REAL BB heads will
>>204463878i would love her sexy
>>204464283He's the mad lad who escaped, wasn't it? Just hopped the wall and went home
>>204464300Pissed in a bin before doing that yeah lel what a lad
What does this mean
>>204464283Not sure why you thought I wouldn't know about that 2bhgatekeeping about big brother is weird
hello chaps
Doing a bit of air bending, if you catch my drift
>>204464328Don't be such a little fanny, Nasty Nick behaviour
just farted for 5 minutes
>>204464217check soho road, looks like fucking Mumbai
>>204464383Looking in the mirror while you say that, yeah?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_biggest_loser
today was my birthday /brit/!!!
Hey chaps
>>204464406hi
corrjust shagged a lasses arse in a legally consensual manner
>>204464406eww a yank
>>204464403Nobody cares
corr just shagged a lads arse
>>204464403
>>204464403want a birthday shag? x
>>204464420No you didn't. be quiet.>>204464443Yeah you did. keep talking.
>>204464420Like the actual arsehole?
>>204464490phwoooaaarrrr i did a big coom inside it
>>204464443real mikey is back
>>204464512want a go x
real life gimmick idea: pronounce words like Laszlo from What We Do In The Shadows as portrayed by Matt Berry
>>204463878
>>204464217>>204464392Surprisingly there are few in the city centre. When i got there I wondered what all the fuss was about until I went to Saltley/Alum Rock. Leicester on the other hand...
Wish I could’ve been a smith in the Middle Ages
>>204464327Um England what was this about??
>>204464536literally looks like a bloke with long hair
>>204464578>Calculator down your pantsI'm so old
>>204464578Both of them, one after the other, stick my cock in the brown ones arse, then make the white one suck it clean
>>204464591Bro I'm a zoomer and I don't understand this stuff.
>>204464518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdOebr4jvrEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDuLYGYHhQk
>>204463878My dad is really pissy that I won't work 2 jobs or 3 because I told him it's stupid and I value my time
>>204464547>Surprisingly there are few in the city centreI mean Soho in Birmingham
>>204464620me trying to find my way into bed at 3am after 8 pints
>>204464639That's great mate. You should write a blog about it.
Sucking a fucking can YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>204464665Big brother is always watching
listening to russian metal and it had a sample of soldiers fighting in ukraine and they said "good morning faggots" in russian and i laughed haha
>>204464662
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/189711006/#q189735578You guys reckon this blk boy still posts here? Think he's transitioned yet?
Korean arse.
>>204464646Repeating digits
Awfully quiet at this time of day
Korean arse
so do you lads have a so-called "porn folder" or do you just bookmark things you want to watch later
>>204464736fitting that this general has followed the footsteps of the british empire and lost its hegemony over the /int/ catalog
>>204464753Don't watch porn, me
>>204464753Once you start bookmarking, and especially downloading, that's a tad too far down the rabbit hole imo.
>>204463878I want to worship her feet and toes.
got terabytes of porn
>>204464753If you only knew how bad things really are
>>204464753was listening to a radio station called triple m yesterday and they were saying that porn belongs on your phone, once you start putting it on televisions and shit thats when you have a problem
Thought provoking
>>204464830Proper gooner this lad
>>204464847Ah, so this is the fabled "BBC"
>>204464873he's obviously mulatto, purebloods would never
>>204464873blk boy clitty (bbc)
Pedophile
any you brit fellas recognise this lad
>>204464891um
Remember lads
we like to partywe likewe like to party
>>204464882blk boys love BWC and especially police BWC, it's natural.
The Church of England is a church by and for capitalists. It's no wonder it's hierarchy are decadent, depraved, corrupt individuals who regard the working class as lesser beings.
>>204464947nahhh bruh they just be flaunting they shit nigga if the cop got out his car they'd fuck his ass and take his wheels is an act goofy ahh
>>204464947Cute little blk boys
>>204463878Good edish
sir smallville watcher
>>204465193sir cult recruiter
holy shithole lee shit/brit/ is ACTUALLY done
Chapelle Roan is a confirmed red
Gormless & gobsmacked
hell yeah
how do you incels respond to this?
Mental how badly I mondraped him
Mad how Doctor House is some racist freak irl
>>204465348Explain to him 93% of relationships start via online dating now
>mondraped
Fucking black ass baby next doors won’t stop crying it’s making it impossible to sleep for fucks sakeThey need to hit that kid
just read a strange and deranged post from someone else in my country
>>204465193leave it to /tv/ next time yeh adam?
>>204463878need need NEED her to peg me
>>204464847Beautiful Black Cherub
>>204465500SCREAMING at the bald bloke being knocked out by a stool
>>204465583I too professor Xpin him
In November 2018, DaBaby shot and killed a man in Huntersville, North Carolina.[1] The charges were eventually dropped. Though, Kirk, who said he acted in self-defense, pleaded guilty to carrying a concealed weapon.
>>204465549have you considered not wishing that parents would hit their crying babies
just found out there's a sequel to gladiator (2000) and it has pretty good reviewswhy pray tell was i not informed of this?
>>204465608blk boys are beautiful
>>204465659>>204465669nunya
Melty
just returned from a lovely visit to Chokoma
whatever you do don't search twitter for equatorial guinea and look at the top posts
>>204465681Finger lickin good mmm mmm
>>204465681looks like a blasian
>>204465729you're an equatorial guinea
would move to africa but there's too many niggers there
>>204465729found this
>>204465670Yeah I’ve considered it and I’ve decided that they should
>>204465729wtf
>>204463878how can an incel like me hook up with vladislava?
Already wanked to all 400 videos
>>204465769well that's a horrible thing to say and I think you should reflect upon that x
got niggas makin memes bout me down in texas
>>204465785>vladislavbaby don't hurt me
>>204465729this is about the sex tapes isn't it
x.com/Oyee_ib/status/1854419268089094289Converting all these gems into webms as we speak
>>204465798lol
Well said @The_viralvideo_
the meat belongs to the boss
The Main Directorate of Deep-Sea Research (Russian: Глaвнoe yпpaвлeниe глyбoкoвoдных иccлeдoвaний, transcribed as Glavnoye upravlenie glubokovodnikh issledovanii or GUGI), is a Russian agency belonging to the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation. It is one of the most secret parts of the navy.[1][2] Its objective is to operate submarines that are able to dive deep into the sea, in order to gather intelligence or to work with installations on the seabed, including sabotage.
Russia has had us right where they wanted us since WW2They even made high detail maps of every part of the UK incase all hell broke loose. We would be disarmed and neutered in elss than 24 hours.
>>204465798squawking
ゴルフボールをしゃぶれています
>>204465989Konichiwa leafasama...
>>204465989
its really foggy and misty hereso comfy and stilldriving through it earlier was hazardous but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5DOWPGxwg
पू पू पू पू पू पू पू पू पू पू
How putin doesn't nuke you guys. You're the only people I talk to, really.
>>204466048*hope
tranny janny discord raiders on a mad one !!
/brit/ says trans rights!
might take a shitload of opiods and benzos and pass away peacefully during sleeptoil
Anyone else get the creeping feeling something bads about to happen? Ffs I need a smoke
I'm a retarded shut in and get called ESL online all the time
i've bounced back
Alri lads
>>204466206ktinm
>>204466206fat cunt
saw an old woman earlier who looked and behaved like she had down syndrome, she must have been at least 70, didn't know spackers could live that longshe also had a tard wrangler with her who was a black nigger
marginalising a minority out of my arse
Starting to implement a plan
Pizza time
i want to be vladi's paypig
i want to feed you to pigs
look at what that orange cunt has done
hey guys tomorrow is yank-a-wank dayi hope you will honoUr our special relationship and partake in the festivitiesget the yanks wanked!
yanks when they hear Australians love drinking from "goon bags"
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goon_of_Fortune
can't sleep
>yank-a-wankstupid stuPID STUPID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M94UX4hrrU
once a jolly fag-man sipped upon his goonie-bag
for me it's jug wine, because then you have an instrument to play once you've finished it off
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
>>204464518phwoar hafta say diss the cutest kittington in the threadingtonshire-on-avon
>>204464536fuggin ell propa confusin diss hafta be said
not a fan of box winecorrcompletely forgot dat british actor with cleft lip was in only god forgivescompletely forgot his name but hes a likable fellowwas in the recent umm mad max filmhes the dude in the beginn8ng of film whose like " I WANNA FUG A 14 YEAR OLD"
>>204466765>I WANNA FUG A 14 YEAR OLD"viktor tsoi?
a loaf of bread, a goonsack of wine, and thou
haha look at him go
Alright guys? Up for work. Probably got around 3-4 hours sleep in total. Very tired. Having some apricot wheats and a black coffee (no sugar or sweeteners)
>>204467102я хoчy ты yмpeшь в paбoтa :)
Took a big step and told a girl who was treating me like a sexless bf to go and winge to her boyfriend. Not even sure why I ever let it happen and feel a bit of a mug for letting it.
>>204467118>в paбoтaShould use нa and also paбoтa needs to be in prepositional case. Tы should be in accusative and yмpёшь should be an infinitive.
>>204467135thanks
Quiet morning in here
>>204467134What do you mean?as in, she would make you take her places and buy her things?
One more chanceOne more loveGive me chance
>>204467222whoa back the hell off friend that's a little too close
Porn in India>Illegal to create>Legal to watchand we wonder why they worship white peopleneed porn manufacturing to be legalised in India PRONTO
>>204467222she's got a bf but would tell him she was busy to come hang with me and she'd even slept in my bed with me but nothing happened (it had before she was with him) and it's not like I haven't got people I can do that with but with shagging included so I told her to go and tell her bf about her problems as I had a girl coming over.
>>204467266so you wanna fuck her or what
2024 been particularly bad for.my hidden disability desu2moro(2day) i have more stressful business 2 attend to.Nd stepdad has fully stolen my mummy away now (marriage). My sister isnt coming home for christmas. I feel v alone now in life lately.I have to compete for mummys attention now. When its was just the 2 of us it was perfect bt now am like a third wheel. Am sad. I miss the old days.So i was taking a "mental health day" a while ago bt i turn it into a "mental health week" bt that wasnt enough either so on 4th of november this year i decide its a "mental health year" so am on a sabbatical of mental health until nxt 4th of November. Hopefully I recovered by then.Nd thats basically how it is. Thx
>>204463878Hnng, Galagan is so sexo
>>204467263you would fink iy was legal to rape there toobeggars belief innit
Seen 2 youtube videos saying Australia and NZ are best poised to survive global civilization collapse/nuclear world war
>>204467599wouldnt make much of a difference
Can anyone tell me why my dad changes his story when he is talking about college or his early 20s?When he is talking to friends and I am there >Bro we used to go to mexico and Belize >We used to smoke weed and do lsd >Man we went to NYC to do blow on a rain When I even dare ask questions >I worked like a dog >I didn't have fun in college >I worked 3 jobs bro
>>204467599if i’m putin and the apocalypse begins im chucking a nuke at them and all the irrelevant islands of the world out of pure spite. They have more than enough to spare a few
stephen fry could be dangerous for children
>>204467599We wouldn't thought because would go around and kill everyone
tell me about yourself anon
>>204467727I am a history nerd and outdoors men I like to go on hikes and see castles
'ay 'orn on
This is AndrewAndrew is a PaedophileHe is sexually attracted to children ages 11 and underBut there is one thing he does that most Paedophiles don't doHe seeks helpHe knows that if he ever acted on his urges, he would physically and mentally harm a childSo he talks to a professional therapist he found at https://www.stopitnow.org.au/ and got the treatment he neededNow Andrew is a happy man that doesn't have to worry about hurting childrenBe like Andrew
Trumpstein
well?
>>204467694my my my stephen fry
Don't care lol
>>204467727Me? I'm a bouncy castle connaisseur, would you like to test some out with me?
OH SHE'S SWEET BUT A PSYCHOA LITTLE BIT PSYCHO
Woooooooooooooow rorkeYou're really just going to poo on my face then?Really?!Ok, sure, cool, no worriesI see how it is
>>204467727too big
yeah?
Judge Dredd on a mad one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZwiI-3j5-w
>>204467903rorke at the bottom right
https://youtu.be/gHC9q_eTwxs
>>204467599cant have civilization collapse if you're not civilized to begin with
ate like shit yesterdayI really need to improve my diet
>>204467727name?
Going through my meme folders and deleting things to clear up some spaceHaven't seen some of these pics in years lol
>>204468137aye I don't think that pic really needs to exist
>>204468102pray tell, how does one "eat like shit" when shit doesn't eat?
>>204468137regret clicking on that image
>>204468172it's a meaning of speech you see
>>204468172to be fair that was quite a poorly worded sentenceI ate very unhealthily is what I meant
>>204468137good shit
>>204468130tallyberry
>>204468223what did you eat?
du -sh /home/Rorke/Videos/Gay Porn200G
>>204468293Shit
God everyone in America is so ugly and fat it sucks because there is no where else on earth where you will find American levels of obese
>>204468223>to be fair that was quite a poorly worded sentenceThe judge when he sends someone to jail for "a bit"
noe has 0 rizz omds
Started exercising for 40 mins 5 mornings a week for the last month and a bitFeel the exact same. I think its a giant meme unless you're obese or out in 10 hours a week of suffering level work
>>204468293Elevenses: chicken soup with almost a whole baguetteLunch: Cornish pasty, crispsDinner: pasta and bacon microwave meal, an entire tub of tomatoes and mozzarella in oil, around 12 mini chocolate cake rolls
never speak a word again
>>204468420Exercise isn't something you just do for a year and never again, it's a change in way of life and its effects become more apparent the longer you do it. I'm a DYEL who started curling 12kg dumbbells a month ago. Now I'm up to 16kg and I notice changes in both my posture and appearance.
why does always look so uneasy?
a ru iid nni nso ee r
>>204468423Leave some food for the rest of us
TBD
Miserable little wank there
>>204468420put some effort into lifting and eating right and you will cringe at your post after a month
weighing up the alternatives of either moving out of home and leaving myself flat broke or staying at home and pocketing a load of cash but being driven to insanity by mum and daddecisions decisions
>>204468423you lost control somewhere between lunch and dinner
>>204468469sir fear farmer
>>204468485think britain may be the only country whos right-wing hasn't been fully compromised by russia at this pointus as well i suppose though we're not really in a position to do much either way
>>204468505I would argue I lost control when I nearly ate an entire baguette
>>204468302john mcaffees fist shooting out of the ground as i scroll past this post
>>204468528Our "right-wing" have been fully compromised by Blairites. The Conservative Party isn't right-wing.The actual right-wing parties like Reform UK often get accused of being Russia puppets though.
>>204468531nothing wrong with a bit of soup and a baguette
>>204468554https://youtu.be/jm0z5eTWUcg?si=Jhisi0oElp87FnGh
>>204468528The British bourgeoisie suffer from Russia Derangement Syndrome
Scared of my manager If they don't like me, I get firedAnd if I get fired it's a lot harder finding another job Literally my life in the palm of their hand Toilberg has me on the ropes
Got the Haz al Din on
Living off of carnation instant breakfast and vitamins
>>204468597think you could take him in a fight?
Appetiteberg on the ropes
>>204468632Aye
Imagine fucking a corpse
>>204468652then maybe it is he who should be scared
If you will
>Nick FuentesWhy does this Latino man have the whitest whiteboi name ever?
>>204468673Ah yes, Fuentes, very white
>>204468721Ah yes, Albanese, very white.
It would have been kino if Albanese was the PM during Obama’s presidency given their umm shared characteristics.
Tiny rear ends
>>204468760he's irish-italian
tits
Flat chests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1bklziBkJg
>>204468848Nick is Irish-Mexican.
Hairless little pussy
any of you lads bought THC carts off illegal street dealers before? been wanting to try them for years now but idk how dodgy they are, don't want to take a hit and have my head explode like a cartoon character
Want to stand up and make dinner, but catberg is sleeping on my arm
>>204468898Use your noggin and stay away from that junk
I haven't cared for a single rap song produced in (the americas) in the last 15 years
>>204468927rap is one of the biggest contributors to the moral decline we see
>>204468898>weed cartOh I'm laughing
https://youtu.be/Qn9fNhEmc38christmas soon lads
>>204468927Your opinion mattered
>>204468832grim
>>204468925We can build the train, but*Looks wistfully into the distance*Can we build somewhere worth going?
>>204469001yea your mums house :P
>>204469001CrossCountry to Penzance. Shame they still use the voyagers
Got no skills meHuman sludge me
>>204468975Prove me wrong sucker
burger time de lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGypma-DuJw
>>204469223They're called beef mince sandwiches
>>204469268>>204469268>>204469268
