baby edition
>>204466533goo goo gah gah
Women are so gross bros
imagine being on the oregon trail, you just go pick a spot you like and it's yours, after you kill all the indians but that's should be easy, generations later your ancestors are billionares
women smell nice
>>204466533good night /cum/
>>204466554Yeah, that's what's so hot about them.
>>204466559But you lose all those oxen, and get dysentery so often.
>>204466533babby*anwhoGN
Goon of Fortune, sometimes called Wheel of Goon,[1] is an Australian drinking game involving cheap cask wine (colloquially known as "goon"[2]), played between any number of people. The name is a spoof on the TV show Wheel of Fortune.[3]A number of goonsacks are pegged around the outside of a rotary washing line. Players sit underneath it at the edges and agree how much wine each "win" involves. One player spins the hoist, and when the spin stops the winner(s) nearest to a bag or bags must drink that amount. Players may not touch the clothesline, and penalties for breaking the rules vary.
https://youtu.be/Ll-lia-FEIY
>>204466566night bud
gonna check on my icecream
someone put the icecream back in the freezer
I'm getting jacked over the next 365 days
>>204466656sorry
>2,000 word essay due Friday>haven't started yet
>>204466561When they apply all their lotions and shampoo and such yes. But they smell worse than men when unwashed
>>204466698It's Tuesday night bro, plenty of time to finish if you get started now.
asian women don't smell bad
>>204466661If I could have done one experiment on myself when I was teenager, I would have took HGH and see what happens to my growth and anatomy.
When I was in high school this fucking dork called 911 on some other teens smoking weed in a park. We put an open can of Dr Pepper in his backpack.None of us even smoked weed we just thought it was a huge dorkus thing to do.
I'm getting jacked off the next 365 days
>>204466719Because it was a major faggot thing yk doGj anon
>>204466661i'm focusing on my cardio
>>204466719>>204466732drugs aren't cool
Going to finish my cut at 13% and buy a never goon shirt
>>204466719he became a CEO, you stayed a loser
>>204466566night bae
>>204466737kek
>>204466738Neither is being a big gaywad irl nerd emojiExcept cokeCoke is cool
that is exactly what i would do. wtf?
>Words that seem longer written than spokenFuck off
>>204466533Spinster has baby fever, which of us is gonna be the one to take the bullet
>>204466772brian already put a homunculus in her oven
>>204466772This isnt her thread but i really want to have a wife and son terriblyI want to be hank hillI want a little mini me to watch wrestling and big trouble in little china withNeed wife
>>204466787start dating
>>204466787how old are you
just dont be bald, that's your one and only warning
>>204466795Needa finish working on myself first but ye need another gf
> i need to do x y and z to get a gfchad is juggling 5 bitches at all times no matter his success in life
>>20446680527 :(Just want to cut the grass on my riding mower blasting dadrock and come inside to a corned beef sandwich from me wife
>>204466787this>>204466795your seed spoils, man. a reckless pregnancy is better than just dropping in and out.
>>204466809you can be bald if you are chad enough
>>204466698Quite a few videos and images of people holding a gun to their heads also involve an anime poster in the background
>>204466818kill yourself black piller
>>204466810dating is a long drawn, arduous process
>>204466818No its more that, i am not proud of the man i am rn but i have enough self respect still that I probably wouldnt wanna be with any girl who would be with me as i am bc her standards are low as shit in that case
>>204466809Bald is one thing but what if you're balding? Shave it or work with what you got?
thought about taking a vacation in canada but then decided visiting somewhere else in the US would be better
thread getting shitty, goon time methinks
>breeders
Checked my mailbox for the first time in like a week and the only thing inside was a single piece of junk mail.
I saw a ghost today
>>204466852>>204466852>>204466852https://youtu.be/fxvkI9MTQw4?si=ZAQmP4lvGDEuttV8
>>204466842depends on far gone you are, having a shitty comb over on top of a obviously far back hairline looks pathetic
>>204466866not if you're chad
>>204466888yea chad is chad but very very few people are gonna look better bald
Hell has frozen over
Updates are underway Please keep your computer on
>>204466902i should probably get around to that thing i was going to do then
>>204466861what did it look like?
How the fuck do you find a good boxing gym and not just debbies husband bill leading a class at the Y with shit technique
What the hell is a primp
>>204466943pimple aka acne
anyone wants to gas up?
watching kinds of kindness
A heart that's full up like a landfillA job that slowly kills youBruises that won't healYou look so tired, unhappyBring down the governmentThey don't, they don't speak for usI'll take a quiet lifeA handshake of carbon monoxide
>>204466939Ask if they've seen any success competitively They should have like trophies and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIx3Hgcz7NUwatching the latest goblin story time and eating dinner
man, how many commercials?! jeez
>>204466962Yorgos Lanthimos is a pretentious muthafucka
this is one of my favorite pics I've ever takenoh guess I had to wait 900 seconds
feeling slightly sexy today
>>204467038Welcome back to america
>>204467048Id make you feel sexy every day babygirl
>>204467064im a man
>>204467066i look like that (the pupper)
>>204467064>>204467071lol
>>204466920A crudely humanoid shape of pure darkness
>>204467071I didnt ask
>>204467051thanks it does feel pretty good, but no good Mexican restaurants around here
>>204467109i didnt want you to cry here over how you went down on me and found a hard pp instead of a vagina.
>>204467122Where the actual fuck do you live that theres no mexican restaurantI dont think ive literally ever seen a geographical region without them with my own eyes
hello
>>204467136i look like that. also hello.
you really never know how good it is until it's all gone
Next month is 20 year anniversary of KOTOR 2.
>>204467093it didn't look like a person you could recognize?
drinking milk
>>204467155today i feel russian
Many great games came out in 2004 such as KOTOR 2, Halo 2, Half Life 2, and Doom 3.
>>204467132not much at all around here, I could probably find one about 40 miles away
>>204467136Kit
>>204467155why is the brit black and canadian brown?
Hey guys I'm making resos for the /cum/ Christmas partyI've got us a spot at the McDonald's play place but due to last years "serbian waterslide" incident they want us to have everyone present their vaccination records.
>>204467174Oooh you live middle of nowhere my badI assumed at least a small town of 30k or the outskirts of40 miles is prob a 45 minute drive could be worse desu
>>204467181well, they can blow me.
Everything falls into placeIt is easy nowIts time to move on
>>204467181I've got my "vaccination record" right here!*unzips dick*
>>204467194Wtf *rezips*
>>204467038did you spot any cute messsicans?
In KOTOR 2 you go to Telos.Also Qui-Gon's first apprentice before Obi-Wan was from Telos. His name was Xanatos and he turned to the dark side.
>>204467212hello. how's it going?
>>204467220Hi. p good. and you?
>>204467224doing okay
>>204467205yeah, many, like a real lot, and the only ones I talked to were bartenders I already knew, that are lesbian, or I know their bf'smet a cute aussie chick tho
>>204467212why did he turn to the dark side? i never get that.
>>204467238They had cookies
>>204467236I said messsicans not messsicanas, you dum dum.
My favorite planets in Star Wars are Manaan and Kashyyyk. They are very comfy.Also Nar Shaddaa is cool but it's a moon.
I am an adult fan of Animorphs
organized crime is really no different from working for the government, it's only when the man telling you what to do is just one man that you're free
>>204467250ohh, you might like jesus from the slushy bar, the mexican femboys were not anywhere near cute
>>204467264their toys were very cool
What is asian science man up to? The one that used to be on all the tv shows
>>204467152I played it for the first time 4 years ago
>>204467023no he's not
>>204467274noooooooo. it's over
>>204467280the history channel guy?
>>204467280Lol
>>204467267Nar Shaddaa in Star Wars is a notorious crime world controlled by the Exchange and the Hutts. It is known as the smuggler's moon. The whole moon is one big city.However, the lower levels of Coruscant can be even worse than Nar Shaddaa in terms of crime and decay.
>>204467280Micheo Kaku?He was on Joe Rogan a few months ago
>>204467301>The whole moon is one big city.Ravnica ahh
Today I went to a cafe and ordered a burrito filled with grilled spam, green onions, rice, scrambled eggs, and spicy mayo.
>>204467301Taris had a similar situation
>>204467327Sounds not that bad
Blinded by radianceI closed my eyesAwe of SheWho was SheShe was a womanThe meaning didn't matterAfter all I was glad to have her
>>204467298tried this with "the mexican science guy". mixed-to-no results haha. lucy's got some 'splaining to do!
The lower levels of Coruscant are a sharp contrast to the wealthy and opulent surface level where the galactic elites lived.Beneath these rich elites was the underworld of the galaxy, a decaying crime ridden world where gangs rule the streets and many never see the sun in their lives.And the deeper you go the worse it gets. When you go below level 1000 it becomes largely inhospitable to most normal organisms. Mutants lived on these levels.
>>204467349*snap snap snap snap*
MY TOMBSTONE WAS MADE AT BIRTHMY COFFIN ISONMY BACK
>>204467359Who is mexican science guy??
>>204467373exactly.
>>204467337Taris upper city was very comfy.
I should finish watching inuyasha i quit around when they got to the holy mountain early this year
>>204466601>A number of goonsacks are pegged
Palpatine used a secret underground tunnel to move back and forth between his Chancellor office and his Sith headquarters in an abandoned factory in an industrial region of Coruscant called The Works.
>>204467412I wonder if he ever jerked off or had a gf
>>204467412i demand you explain why that fella went to the dark side.
Was Gigachad posting banned on /int/ for a while? I also kind of miss those "Jomon or Olmec" threads too.
>>204467430He was born into an aristocratic family on Naboo and Darth Plagueis discovered Palpatine when he was a young student at the university. Palpatine already had a strong inclination towards the dark side by this time. He was arrogant and had an elitist attitude and he had a violent temper which was shown when he murdered his parents.
>>204467388I'd be scared of falling at all times
I heard the Darth plaguies book is bretty neat
>>204467482Has science gone too far?
>>204467479Yeah it's very good. It starts with Plagueis killing his own master Darth Tenebrous to take the throne of Dark Lord of the Sith, and it ends with Palpatine killing Plagueis which happens at the end of The Phantom Menace at the same time as when Obi-Wan defeats Darth Maul on Naboo.
>>204467497>Immediately spoils Ok
Also Darth Maul was never meant to be a real Sith Lord. Palpatine merely used him as an assassin. He trained Maul with Plagueis's approval.They knew that Maul wasn't strong enough to be a real Sith but he was a very effective tool when they wanted to get rid of someone.
>>204467525same kit
>>204467525Maul was pretty strong, he was just loyal as shit to palpatine because he found maul as a kid
>>204467522Theres an entire book between those 2 events
erm i said hello
Plaguies's Sith training regiment for the young Palpatine was harsh and brutal.His very first lesson was teaching Palpatine the meaning of pain. He made Palpatine stand in the freezing cold snowy tundra of Illum with no shirt or coat or shoes on for days on end and then after that he zapped him with Force lightning and he Force choked him one time as well.
a free consultationor a fronsultationit will not be an automated greeting!it will just be an automated human
>>204467565Busy reading anons star wars autism infodump and saving cat pics
>>204467504hello
I don't think Darth malak broke bastila by raping her, but you just know it'd happen all the time is star wars was real life Female sith would probably be like 90% sex/war slaves and 10% Hillary clintons
>>204467577hey buddy>>204467572understandable i love it when guys yap about their nerdy interest that they're passionate about
>>204467547Darth Maul's ship the Scimitar was built by Plagueis's master Darth Tenebrous, who was a skilled ship builder in addition to being a Sith Lord. The technology of the ship was infused with dark side energies.After the Jedi confiscated the ship on Naboo, it was studied by the Iktochi master Saesee Tinn, who reported to Yoda that he could feel the ship trying to tempt him to the dark side.
>>204467588did you ever have a gf?
>>204467588>ScimitarImagine a curved lightsaber >>204467596Oh my gosh don't be mean!
>>204467597he just wants to shake your hand man no need to swat him away i know this monkey thinks he's a high powered businessman with his suit but still
>>204467603Count Dooku and Darth Bane both had curved lightsaber hilts.>>204467596No I am beyond such things. I am a volcel which is a spiritually higher calling.
casting youtube to my kitchen tv and making sweet tea
>>204467583
this cabinet I'm looking at looks to be the most zionist cabinet in the entire history of united amazon
Double bladed and dual wielded lightsabers are objectively bad weapons/fighting styles
>>204467615>I am a volcebased
>>204467625No, the Jedi and sith have supernaturally high dexterity and coordination due to the force, allowing them to take advantage of multiple blades.
>>204467588Rengar
>>204467642MONSTERS CAN BE MADE TO FEAR
Darth Bane used Djem So, the same lightsaber style that Anakin used. It was an aggressive style that emphasized physical strength and slamming down on the opponent's defenses like a battering ram until they are overpowered.Count Dooku used Makashi, an aggressive style that focused on precision and finesse.
>>204467652NEVER LEAVE EMPTY HANDED
>>204467654i'm gonna stop using orangutan as an insult because these guys are pretty cutethey are so much like us
>>204467622i want to try knights of the old republic but the combat looks shitty
>>204466533I guess I am a pussy >Unwilling to work 2 or 3 jobs >Willing to do trade work >Willing to work labor >Just not multiple jobs
me and who
Did you know that all of the settlements on Tatooine were in the northern hemisphere? The southern hemisphere was an entirely untamed wild desert where deadly krayt dragons roamed the sands. Even the Tusken Raiders were afraid of them.
>>204467714U n me buddy :)
>>204467714your mama
>>204467714why does the one on the right look so mischievous lol
>>204467716how do you know so much about star wars do you just read the wookieepedia?
>>204467743I have read the books and played the games.
>>204467750did you play bounty hunter? you get to fight one in the game
>>204467757I played it at my friend's house one time many years ago. His house was haunted. He said that he could see shadows going up and down the stairs sometimes and there were voices in the kitchen.
https://www.youtube.com/live/GG_aVOf16sQCreepy live stream
>>204467770Me doing my daily affirmations
>>204467770your friend has schizophrenia also you can buy the game on steam now
>>204467773wow a bunch of dolls so creepy
I still live at home and my dad is trying to force me to work 2 jobs at the time and told me it's normal
>>204467787Dolls are creepy
>>204467769i suck at this game
>>204467791call your dad a cunt bag and he will stop
>>204467791Beat his ass
>>204467797Wild how my boss of all people actually gave a shit about me he said that he would rather give me more hours
>>204467808youre his best wage slave
this guy lives in a society, working 2 jobs
>>204467814I am going to Prague I am gonna do something reckless but worth it >Buy a ticket with my first paycheck >Plan it so I get 2 paychecks >Have money for Prague the kcd locations
Punch your dadIn the faceBreak his noseTell him hes a shit businessman and a worse father
>>204467770You are so cute and wholesome
>>204467823why prague
>>204467824Maybe piss on him
>>204467828Well it's the airport in the Czech republic I wanna explore the country I am only gonna spend 3 days in Prague and the rest exploring the Czech republic
>>204467824It's just hard dealing with him he does this shitty tactics when arguing were he will act defeated and say oh you make me depressed and angry
>>204467845Just dont be bothered by thatSay good you deserve to feel like shit you suck cocks old man
>>204467845rape him
Gn /cum/maniacs
>>204467864good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DssL4Mlm2_0
>>204467487Not yet
TIE fighters were faster than X wings in real space but the standard TIE fighter didn't have a hyperdrive whereas X wings did have hyperdrives.However some special TIE fighters were equipped with a hyperdrive such as Darth Vader's x-1 prototype.
>try and set a 2min timer>accidentally set a 1h2min timeromds
>>204467899do you collect lego star wars
>>204467911No but I built a Lego Star Destroyer many years ago. Also I built a Lego garbage truck.
>>204467916what did you do with the star destroyer
>>204467927ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't remember desu
>>204467934why dont you have more legos
going to burn fortiche to the ground for making the cute tomboy a lesbian (have the fucking cast are lesbians already)
>>204467677The actual game play is terrible but I still love the game for the story, setting, and characters.
I weep every time i see a cute autistic girl thats been brainwashed by the trans cult into taking testosterone
>>204467823>>204467835Have fun manPrague is beautiful. Outside of Prague, I recommend checking out Kutna Hora and Cesky Krumlov.Kutna Hora has a church who's insides are decorated with skeletons from thousands of people
>>204467953The music is really good too especially the music for Manaan, Kashyyyk, and the Taris apartment.Also the cantina music on Onderon and the promenade music on Nar Shaddaa and the rebuilt Jedi enclave music on Dantooine.
>>204467969My friend Alan has been to Serbia and he said that it was very comfy and nice. He said that a lot of people have a perception of Serbia as dirty and run down but that wasn't true at all. He said that it was very clean and full of sovl.
I was looking for a job then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
im bored
how to make money without working
>>204467989Serbia is on my bucket list for sure. I'd love to visit Belgrade and Novi Sad.Hopefully before I turn 30, since I've heard Belgrade has a cool nightlife.
>>204468002porn
>>204467641Simply being able to use a single blade as a rapier is the ideal style Theres no way the advantages you mentioned can compensate for the inherent disadvantages of the dual wielded and double blade
i dont like travelling
thinking about the pizza im going to get on thursday or friday
>>204468041I don't like not traveling. There's so much to see
I want to travel to europe and find love
I want to travel to South East Asia and find love.
i want money
I don't want to travel and I want love to come to me
>>204468069t. bald boomer
>>204468025Darth Bane's lightsaber instructor Kas'im used a double bladed lightsaber and he said himself that the double blade doesn't really have an advantage in itself except that most opponents are unfamiliar with it and he would use that to his advantage.Kas'im was a Twi'lek Sith who was an excellent swordsman. Bane admitted to himself that Kas'im was a superior swordsman to him, but Bane was stronger in the Force and was how he beat Kas'im.
>>204468047to me, there's nothing to see. travelling also makes me anxious
/cum/ is so cute and innocent at night, it's totally opposite from how it is in the mornings or daytime
white women really have a problem with people going to sea to find a wife
>>204468087We are VERY different people.
>>204468096yeah
>>204468087i travel despite the anxiety it's always worth it i just try my best to ignore my stupid brain
>>204468083whats your favorite star wars movie
>>204468007My friend visited the Orthodox Church in Belgrade.
>>204468088used to be the opposite, strangely
>>204468087This doesn't look like something you'd want to experience in person?
>>204468120no. that feels overwhelming.
>>204468112Not him but Return Of The Jedi obviously.>>204468128:(I think you should try to change your outlook on the world. I was overwhelmed by its beauty when I was there and it made me very happy.
playing skribbl with randos i swear some of these people are braindead
>>204468128it's so worth it anon i promise, you can take it in small doses like i do, you don't have to be outside of the hotel or whatever lodging 24/7 to have a good time the most stressful part for me is the airport honestly
>>204468112It is really hard to pick a favorite but I suppose probably The Phantom Menace.
>>204468152>The Phantom MenaceLiterally unwatchable
>>204468139do you wanna play a game herei can start one if there's interest
>>204468159Yes
>>204468136>change your outlook on the worldit's too late. it has already been etched in my mind since childhood>>204468144i've tried it before but i used to prefer staying in the hotel room
>>204468159ummmm wtf??? that bunny is pole dancing
>>204468136I like empire strikes back, dagobah and cloud city are comfy >>204468152phantom menace is my favorite of the prequels, what's your favorite clone trooper phase armor?
https://skribbl.io/?OlCqjPd5come scribble
>>204468159sure
https://skribbl.io/?OlCqjPd5https://skribbl.io/?OlCqjPd5https://skribbl.io/?OlCqjPd5
this makes white women uncontrollably angry
i know you're insecure when you use decimal places in your dick size
>>204468195probably that one I thinkalso I like the Sith Trooper armor in KOTOR
I like the cyan lightsaber crystal in KOTOR 2.
goodnight
>>204468299good night
Darth Revan was incredibly powerful in the Force and he also was a brilliant genius at military strategy, an excellent lightsaber duelist, a charismatic leader, and he had a wide array of skills including computer slicing, swoop bike racing, building droids and also he had cool robes.
rimjob world
Sleepy time. Good night frens.
>>204468312He's my favorite
>>204468349good night
If you have a long time female friend who starts casually exposing her armpits to you recently like this what would you do?
>>204468387wearing a bikini? that's pretty normal
Some of the period tracking apps have literally tens of millions of users. Elon should acquire one and then make it give the wrong dates for when it’s safe to have sex. He could solve the demographic crisis in a single month.
>>204468387if i had a female friend i would already be having sex with her so that would be trivial, that's how male and female friendships work
>>204468394What if she starts wrapping an arm around you and kinda closing her pits to your face>>204468411I don't know that...
>>204468416go away you sex pest
>>204468406supervillain level plan honestly
janny is mad
>>204468406>app doesn’t work>people stop using app>???
>>204468416>What if she starts wrapping an arm around you and kinda closing her pits to your facethis is hot but too horny for /cum/
>>204468451too late they already have a babby and once a girl has one babby the hormones make her want more babbys
libtards just need to create a moral reason to have kids within their perverse system, and the demographic problem will correct. maybe to give them up as a blood sacrifice to the Jewish community like Simon of Trent (possible reparations for muh holocaust?), or as an offering to trannies for hedonic reasons? there has to be a reason for them to think childlessness is immoral
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>204468489>A transgender baby rapist currently housed at a women's prison in Canada brutally assaulted a female inmate after she called him a "pedophile.">The female inmate was then punished with segregation despite suffering from broken ribs.idk man
I have ants in my pants
I got worms in my ass
>>204468435I can't. I'm a lonely loser and this is what I do all day because I refuse to get a job.>>204468456How so? What if she wraps her arms closer to your face while teasing you in a Southern tone like "Anon, you've been gawking at these pits, don't you? How gross~"
i got a snake in my trouser
>>204468526watch out that snake is gonna bite ur pen9is
>>204468508>pedophobic remarks to a transgender personShe’s lucky she got sentenced to segregation and not corrective rape (although maybe the troon wouldn’t be able to achieve an erection for an adult woman)
>>204468517please keep up the good work, even if janny is against you i'm on your side
>>204468508what the hellis that real
nigga im hungry
>>204468538sadlyyes
>>204468538Yes. I’ve already read an article about it. The sequence of events>baby rapist rapes a baby so bad that the baby needs reconstructive surgery>after getting caught, the baby rapist troons out so he can go to the women’s prison>tranny baby rapist in women’s prison keeps making sexual comments about female prisoners’ babies>allegedly gets in a fight trying to rape one of their babies>the real woman gets in trouble and punished for being transphobic and calling the convicted baby rapist who (was physically assaulting her) a pedophile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4HQue1pnWI
>>204468572Obviously the “(“ should be before the “who” in the last >-section
the cage beckons...time for bed
>>204468558what is happening in canada dude i never ever hear any good news coming from there it's all just indians and stuff like this >>204468572this guy needs to be executed what a joke of a legal system talk about victim blaming what the fuck how can anyone think this is okaylike, i get being nice and prefering to be called sir or ma'am or whatever, but this is actually fucking crazy
>>204468591you sleep in a cage?
>>204468591i trust that you look like that and good night
>>204468572it's good that women reap the consequences of their actions
>>204468596i hear it calling from tomorrow morning, it's coming for me and i need my rest>>204468605gn
>>204468595I think it should be restored, but capital punishment is illegal in Canada. The absolute worst that seems to be available is what’s called a life sentence, which then turns into 20 years with possibility of parole. Check out this serial killer who’s somehow now free after doing a little bit of time:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka
>>204468651>>204468651>>204468651