native inhabitant edition >>204466533previous
>>204468572Thank fuck the Indian lady lost
>>204468684I miss him
>>204468690he was a crossdressing tranny much like the mods he left behind
how about fartchan and there’s no text only audio messages of people farting into the mic at each other
im scared
>>204468690
>>204468704what's going on anon you don't have to talk about it if it's gonna stress you out
>>204468709You're not cute or funny
>>204468702how about NO
>>204468709me when sweet treat
>>204468709
>>204468730punkin
>>204468709You're cute and funny
>>204468708>>204468701He never censored us
>>204468763HELLO WISCONSIN
dry humping with my first girlfriend was like crack. Rather not to have experienced it at all than to go several years without anything like it
>>204468774Nice blog
Instead of wanking to tiny buttons I'm here making fun of you
>>204468774i know what that pic is but never had it done to mevery popular with the middle school boy lunch table though it seemed to make them happy
>>204468774why not just...actual hump
>>204468790I wish I could do it to you right now extremely hard
How do you accept the inevitably of death?I haven't fully accepted it, but I try to live the best life I can so I have tons of memories to look back on when it gets closer.
tummy REALLY hurts and Im holding back a poo
lmao what the hell is happening in Germany
>>204468805Death is like sleep so yeah why would I worry or be afraid of it It's literally peace from this nightmare
>>204468763post Joan Severance pics
>>204468813
>>204468797
huh
>>204468805i used to have a complex about this, and i know it sounds hippy dippy and stupid but when i was confronted with this idea when i was doing psychedelics, it helped me work through it. like when you take them, you have to let go completely of ego, self, everything right so i feel like dying would be the same kind of thing, just making peace with letting go and what happens happensand, why fret and worry about it because when it happens i'll be dead so it won't bother me then lol
>>204468651Controversial opinion of the day: bunnies are an invasive species in Britain and should be genocided to save the superior hare
>>204468874
So it just gets more absurd with each passing moment. And the punchline is death.How amusing
Just don't be fat.
Noncontroversial opinion: Scottish drug addicts should be shot in the head repeatedly
>>204468877i mean, i feel like it's pretty similar to the idea that stray / outdoor cats are horrible for the environment and one of the worst invasive species worldwide and that their population needs to be controlled. it sucks because they're cute obviously, but if it was an ugly animal or it was tasty they would be gone so fastit's really gruesome and sad, but it still has to be done . i just don't want to see it
>>204468936Are you the Angloid who lives in Tennessee?I'm assuming one exists
>>204468934glow up
>>204468934yes women look so much better when they're not fat it's crazy
It's crazy how our perception of the universe is very limited and we'll never know the true nature of reality
>>204468998You're a homo in every reality
>>204468941Britain is almost wholly agricultural, very little by way of pristine nature exists. The Romans brought a larger number of species that nobody would even think of as invasive, like strawberries, and nobody even knows whether it was the Romans or Normans who brought rabbits but they're definitely not native.
>when you live in the hood but you want your nuggies
>>204468774>picI remember people hyping that up like it was a big deal, and then people doing it and it was a total nothingburger
as an individual you cannot stop the tide of fantasy and escapism sweeping a culture
>>204468998i know rightit's crazy how people can feel so certain about the world when we literally can't conceive of anything past our narrow view my eyes can see some wavelengths of light, i can hear and touch stuff but really that isn't anything in the grand scheme of things, i'm just a pretty crafty hairless monkey really
>>204469036did you have girls doing it to you or what
>>204468715my test date is coming up and i still suck at math
>>204468874That’s satire, right?
>>204469038Millennials never grew up
>>204469035guys if a lady pulls up in this on the first date is that a red flag
>>204468941Rabbit stew is good. The just breed… like rabbits
Sometimes I pretend I'm a dinosaur wandering around the Southwestern US in the middle of the Jurassic
>>204468998>>204469038You can't help but to say something. Even if its completely pointless. You're like a child needing to be coddled. You're crying out for meaning. Find meaning and stip trying to convince others you've got it all figured out nincompoop
It's ok to just not respond. Just let it go
>>204469052I did have a girl give me a two handed blowjob that involved something like that pic, but that was when I was older
>>204469073Okay stinky
>>204469069
>>204469054of course not, silly. captain america was badass bro
>>204469069*They justNeed to proofread my fucking posts
>>204469093Okay Braindead Muppet
>>204469111You're a stinky face
>>204469118get his ass
Patiently awaiting your witty response!*closes the browser*
i like it when you guys argue and one party goes to drop or deescalate the argument and the other party replies"i accept your concession"it's so catty
>>204469091I had a girl do that and then she'd slow down and take her palm and rub it around the tip and damn it's almost too much
>>204469167he's exercising his rights
that's funny
>>204469182real
>>204469159lol
i could kiss whoever invented the electric blanket on the lips
it's a bit ICY
>>204468934that's the women redpill
i will never survive outside of my country because every non-muslim women seems to be happy exposing their armpits while walking around the street
>>204469302control yourself you damn animal the onus is on you, not everyone else. things are different here
>>204469260what a sin
>>204469343i bet all the judges were human they're biased
>>204469302Sounds like you better stay put
>>204469322>>204469363not really. girls armpits irl are all stink, hairy, gross.
I forgot about party cat
>>204469409well in civilized countries they shave and use deodorant
good night
>>204469442gn
>a week into NNN>libido at rock bottomWhat the fuck? I didn't ask for this. I refuse to watch porn, but this is awful.
>>204468998All value we perceive is derived from the value of something else, in other words human knowledge is based on a derivation tree of knowledge. The efforts of religion and science are attempts at building such derivation trees. This brings up the question whether there are exist truths which cannot be derived from others and simply are true. These are your questions like who created the universe and what the purpose is. So long as the possibility exists that such things are possible, intelligent beings will attempt to either prove or disprove it. The only rational belief is that intelligent beings have a drive to understand the purpose for their own existence. This is the hypothesized driving force of intelligence
>>204469463Did you do locktober as well?
only had one beer at the bar and my tummy feels like its being sliced by 100 knives
>>204468708whos that?
>>204469541Do you have celiac or something
>>204469463Youre at the withdrawal point. Dont give up
>>204469529Interesting.Perhaps there isn't a purpose
Pan fried chicken in butter for 21 minutes and it still gave me food poisoning. Think cooking just isnt for me
>>204469565my moms gluten intolerant and I had to suffer through years of gluten free food until I moved outgod I hope not
>>204469535yes my bf made me
>>204469581>use fresh ingredients that aren’t expired>use a probe thermometer that you can leave in the meat, to make sure you reach at least the minimum target temp>don’t cross-contaminate the cooked food with raw meat juices, poo, dirt, etc>don’t leave cooked food out at room temp for a long time; either eat it, or put it in the fridge promptly
>>204469581nigga u could buy a thermometer
>>204469612>don’t leave cooked food out at room temp for a long time; either eat it, or put it in the fridge promptlydo people really not do this? wtf
>an engine that creates future histories, maximizes future freedom of action, and resists entropyimagine possessing it but not exercising it
Tom Cruise bringing back real colors in movies. niiiice
I need to kill myself (metaphorically)
don't care (literally)
wow (flabberghasted)
>>204469612>put it in the fridge promptlyI'm not trying to heat up my fridge
Pee pee(poo poo)
>>204469833Classic Canadian reply
>>204469799If it’s still hot, one thing you can do to avoid heating up your fridge is put the hot food in a container (or pot with lid on it, if it’s not liable to tip over) and then put the container in the kitchen sink full of cold water
what are the goonettes reading
have once again gooned to LiS porn
Well, I'll be.
watched the entire arcane season 1 yesterday, today i watched season 2
>>204470117dunno what that is
>>204470193it's a show on netflix
>>204470117I like the redhead
>>204469059no pussy no growing up
>netflix
>>204470228season 2 so far seems worst than season 1, this bitch for example, basically all the people on this strike team in fact, they just got like a 5 second introduction and now they're part of the "elite" strike team, this bitch literally got introduced as a junior in the police and 2 seconds later she's on the elite strike team, makes no sense, season 2 seems a lot more rushed and less fleshed out also the fight scenes a lot more like choreographed trying to make it this big epic spectacle thing and less like a real fight
cars with shitty mufflers(not ricers) keep accelerating out of the intersection by my apartment and its pissing me off
gonna smoke this cigarette, have a some tea, maybe some weed, read, sleep
>>204470443gimme the tea sis
>>204470379VGH the hussle and bussle of the BIG CITY
>>204470375It's woke media, it was never going to be deep. Just enjoy the tomboys
>>204469848That WAS NOT a reply. Please delete your post or I WILL downvote it
Any rich nigga in here wanna PayPal me 6k for the mechanic
>>204470587hot
Just spewed.
im not feeling well
Any idea on how to stop my parents from making me do chores and interrupting my study session from 9 to 5? I'm tired having to catchup during the evenings and weekends, and ended up having to skip my hobbies and miss hanging out with jy friends.This has been going on for 5 years and I ended up only having 2.94 GPA.
>>204472498Assert dominance by gaining 50 lbs and using your belly to bounce them away when they approach you
>>204472498you shouldn't be studying that much
>>204470117Antiwhite tranny garbage
>teacher is a young girl>boomer keeps trying hard talking all the time trying to flirt can't escape this shit anywhere
Last post in the last thread is incorrect, in Canadian criminal law the harshest punishment isn't 20 years w/parole. It's life without the chance of parole for 20 years.
>>204472764What punishment would someone like the DC sniper get
Also blackcels are so lucky that the DC sniper got memoryholed, no one ever brings him up in serial killer discussions, probably because the stories of killers like Bundy or Dahmer at least involve elements of prey stalking and sexual experimentation, while the DC guy just shot people from 100 yards away holed away like a rat
Im down so bad it's fucking comical
>>204472848I know specific details about the DC sniper that very few know due to certain reasons but im not gonna post on here cause i don't want glowies to make me mysteriously die in a car accidentWhat i will say is there was a lot in common with the DC sniper and some other strange mass shooting events, like for example the Vegas rooftop guy. You may find it eyebrow raising if you do some research into each of the victims.
>>204472498you can kill both of them
>>204472786Probably life and they would just deny him parole at hearings.
i know your eyes in the morning sun
>>204472764That’s just a semantic difference due to confusion by a non-lawyer layman THOUGH
>>204473865It's important though. A system where there's a maximum of 20 years period and one where there's a maximum non-parole period of 20 years can mean different things for public safety. Sort of like how people here confuse the term served before parole or not suspended with the actual sentence.
crazy that elon musk literally is the guy that every conspiracy theorist thought bill gates would be except no one seems to care
>>204474312He's also a ketamine addict who disowned his kid
>>204474434yeah but the really funny part is that people saw the obscenely rich guy who wants to literally put microchips in peoples' brains and said "yeah that's my guy"
what if i get some of that purple kush
>>204474511But he le makes le purple hairs le butthurt XDD!!!
there's some russian soldiers building barricades on twitch
>>204469288the woman redpill is that the heifer on the left will still be able to date up way outside of her league so there's no reason not to be an obese blob
>online classes>join up say hello so it counts for presence>mute it and go do something elsethis online shit really is the future
>>204474855Obesity has been a disaster for everyone's love life except fatty fetishists
are women used to strange awkward encounters, they're probably used to it with niggas trying to flirt with them right?
Good morning
>>204469799They're designed to compensate for that
weebs man lmao
putting this in the Mexicans folder (subfolder: gay) where it will stay as a weight "against" the Mexicans on the great scales
>>204476673da vinci ?? o.O
did you know that when davinci drew the propy natomy of the heart from a real one, that it was illegal for people to draw hearts
it was illegal for people to get organs out of things they had to give it to him in secret, and rushed to transport it from the recently deceased animal, to him
wow, was davinci in that time called the "dark ages" that was caused by Christians? based davinci
gays in 2016: erm god doent hate us and wants to send us to hell forever for sinning, actually he loves us you wh*te bitchgays in 2022: god is a gay transgender black woman and im going to the monkeypoz party on the bloc
god is a transgender gay and identifies as a queer faggot, look at him twerk
shut up nigga
they use the army to put out fires in the US. maybe they should give foreign aid to some other countries, invest in their fire departments, and fire-safe housing and consumer productsthis would surely give the US an edge in hand-to-hand combat in fighting >>204476959god is a nigga
god is a 1000ft trans femboy nigga who buck breaks ppepo and on the 7th day rested with some dank weed while niggas finished the job
sex with nuns .blonde big titty and blue eyes
scientists before: um the sun obviously goes around the sun you idiot scientists today: and here is how to read, wash your hands, have some vegetables :) really if all they are saying is this instead of cloning more sheep (even though they have cloned more animals since - and cloned the last animal of its species FROM A CLONE and was able to release it into the wild, or something. 2 of the cloned animal babies died but 3 survived
A woman spent the night with me in my apartment and didn't feel creeped out or scared at all and was comfortable enough to shit in my bathroom. This is a great victory towards overcoming my anti social behavior and delinquent personality. We even cooked in the kitchen together and netflix and chilled.
really if all they are saying this instead of cloning more sheep then maybe they are just trying to distract us. even though they cloned more animals, like, last month
>>204477241>she took a shit in my bathroomshes up to something
>>204477220classic cherry picked nonsense. scientists today are literally growing human tissue in labs and planting it onto living humans to fix their medical conditions. Modern science is actual magic. Scientists made smart phones my dude.
>>204477268wym?
>>204477284>scientists made smartphonesaliens came and showed us them but didnt give us t he tech, and we had to start with brick phones to "advance" to the smartphones age, which is what the aliens gave us. brick phones were our best guess for using cells to send messages over radiowaves using a touchpad
obamna was an alien
i think of making love to men on the daily, but in the imagination
I basically just got catfished by an American woman at work.
i dream about 9 golden retrievers all around me in my imagination
going to buy 2 bottles of energy drink
mi tink me gwaan tek mi own life
>>204477670batty boy fi dem
>>204477670dont do that lil nigga
lady at the gas station was rude to me
what the fuck is a connector? i don't know dawg and i don't give a fuck, learning english formally seems like such a pain, as long i know to read write and speak that's good enough
>>204477804something that connects ostensibly
putting squirrels in the CERN large hauldron collider
>>204477750Tell her to suck a dick.
Mr. Beast rents out a carnival to put 1,000 grey squirrels on one G-Force ride
mega fart grey squirrels
grey squirrel whiteboi sex (two squirrel guys with one fucking the others balls and the other getting his balls fucked)
>>204478004bro why
make the grey squirrels gay but even more pointless
>>204478004mousey come back to /brit/you are allowed to post the miceyou are allowed to post the petersyou are allowed to post the runescape wiki
>>204478004stay out you freak of nature
im allowed to post the mice
Gm /cum/maniacs
>>204478126based
hello
>>204472498are you 14 and single
>>204478055>>204477900what is this?
>>204477900most political post ITT
what did it say
>check the catalog to see if there are any more deleted posts i missed>a bunch of europoos spamming while 2 random american posts get deleteit's like janny is purposively trying to kill cum
>>204478422Prefer not to say
>>204478471it's just retards killing retards
/tv/ is like 90% non american and 90% capeshit and garbage series. Really makes you think
Honestly absolutely nothing good goes in in /cum/ from pond 11pm to 10am
>>204478596yet you're here everyday. curious
chuds seething about trannies are more annoying than trannies
>>204478696Because i wake up at 830 and gm post
cum bum cum
Wow already lost 9 pounds eating the food here what poison are they feeding us in the states?
>>204478863It's just water from not overconsuming salt don't look that deep into it bro
>>204478863i love beef patties
Damien from Emkay :3
zoomette titty skittles
bit weird?
Diane Kruger
Diane Kruger syndrome
im on team paw patrol dogs
ive made a huge mistake by trying to exist
>>204468651I am not fully independent and I haven't told my dad I flunked out of college
jacked off first thing in the morning, hopefully I'm not too depressed today.
Shirtless tanning in November
>>204480006wtf
>3666
https://youtu.be/0Zok9jWfoU4
Just had some popcorn
i should have joined the army
i sound like a retard on the telephone
>>204480338whats wtf about?
i sound like a retard when I sing Telephone
OMG I THINK IVE JUST SEEN THE "CANADIAN" FEMBOY AGAIN AND HE DIDNT HAVE HIS HOOD UP AND HIS HAIR IS WAY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I THOUGHT, AND MAYBE HE ISNT MALE. maybe i shouldntve called him a man he is sooooooooo cute
>>204481579
he is s oooooooooooo cute i NEED to paint freckles on his face
it's raining so fucking hardi don't wanna leave the house and drive in it but i want to go to the gym:(
My father in law, who is getting evicted and hasn’t had electricity for a month because he spends all his money on car parts, guitars, and FunkoPops, voted Red this election season because he said he doesn’t want his taxes to go up Only reason he’s not homeless already was because of the rent forgiveness that happened after COVID because he hadn’t paid rent for a year
>>204481640why are they like that
they look like they SHOULD have an onlyfans
i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans i need their onlyfans
lol
horse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_(horse)
>>204481953So what's with this new trend of plants recommending yandex like it isn't just a Google replacement for places that don't get it
>>204482053Google Image Search got totally nerfed such that it’s now basically useless. Probably too many onlyfans whores complaining about their regular identities getting doxxed or something
im terrible at finding people
>>204481640Context: the bill hasn't been signed yet. It raises the age restriction to 21 and fucks with liquor licensing iirc
>>204481953yeah I could use some sermorelin to heal my fucked up ass soft tissues. and that one that is said to increases sexual function and arousal.
>>204482115Every tool on the internet sucks fucking ass nowThey lobotomized ChatGPT a few weeks in to to existing
Test
we gotta victory number one royale yeah fortnite we gotta get down(get down)
does the lesbianboy like me does the lesbianboy like me does the lesbianboy like me does the lesbianboy like me
/cum/ meetup picme on the right
>>204482185Sad!
lesbiianboi
>>204482293no!
theyre so fit need him in my house
>>204482385you are a brit on a proxy
>>204482417i am real canadian
>>204482420Extreme Reddit post
>>204482445prove it
ok idc i liked it
>>204482445Fight for the rights of every manI am a real CanadianAnd fight for what’s right, fight for your life
>>204482445prove it!
Should be a bannable offense to post In our thread if you’re from the wrong side of the Atlantic
and by the way i won
i like how the left (who hates god btw) is the one saying that America is godless when they do that thing where they make something out of nothing, and how they are largely getting their own way right now to make it like how it is right now. so really what they are saying when they say "i think America is godless" is "alluah akbar"
Democrats are worse than the taliban and its not even close
>>204482647
but what is his name though mayeb it is "theoatrix" because thats what he looks but more feminine i NEED to pain freckles on their face
THEY KNOW IM A BIG INCEL GOT THE BLUE BALLS IN DIS BITCHTHEY KNOW IM A BIG LOSER HIDE MY DICK HOMIE I AINT SHIT
>>204468651My county deals with its wild bunny problem by selling them off as pets every Saturday.
>>204482733show me your blue balls
https://youtube.com/shorts/aIzA3b1VmN8?si=zVkScFBNcMr_AcxjFirst clip first clip :3
hahahahah sex
Get these fucking europoors out of my god damn thread
he probably only likes fat guys i was walking and thought of him for a second but felt quite fat and i thought that he only likes fat guys. it probably wasnt the same guy but he looked like him though (except not the same hair at all)
>>204482745Post your id card, full adress and bank account informations
>>204482827shut up fat
>>204482895eat shit
>>204482888saar no i will not . post balls plz
>/cum/ - Britain and France
i want to see the spac ebetween his thighs and balls >> and fat (crying as usual)
a nigga on a digits streak tho
>>204482827
>>204482977They are a paki and nafri respectively which is even funnier
i want to peruse the tanned glowing skin between his dick and thighs
may I remind you I am actually african
>>204483013They're so god damned annoying. It's like just fuck off already, nobody likes you
>>204483040>flagno surprise there i dont see what your post has to do with your balls. Mr. Prince
Not entirely sure yet but I think I just got a sunburn in November
>>204483013>>204483058think about how sad this samefagging is ill go back to watching it cry and project about how nobody likes it (but it has to continue posting) so it posts about this
1 gp
how am i gonna rizz the femboy boiwife...
NEW>>204483160>>204483160>>204483160
you gay now on top of stroking it to rodent?
Now that those eurofaggots are in that thread, post a real NEW whole they post in that one
>>204483246I'm going to go for a joggy woggy
>>204483154He’s a schizophrenic pedophile who thinks everyone is the same person (this describes half of the thread)
>>204482827not your thread and never will be
