i'm a slug

she's a naughty girl with a bad habit
bad habit for drugs

I’d like to go camping and have a campfire but I live in London and don’t know where to go

>>204469285
GRANDMA'S BEEN RAPED

my tummy cramps when I don't eat drugs :(

Uh oh Daddy I weft a wittle chocolate surprise in my panties again :/

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>>204469328

I am entering the flow state

>>204469328
I'm going to put this poster >>204469328 into a giant kettle and then I will build a fire under the kettle

i'm calling out from scranlaaaaand
i'm calling out from scranman's wooooorld

>>204469292
I read that syd barrett used to burn things in his back garden
I don't know if that's true
also I think he lived in cambridge at the time

wonder what penguin meat tastes like
i imagine the antarctic explorers must've eaten them like mad

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Alri lads

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Look what was on my car!!!

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Reading the holocaust encyclopaedia and I am not liking what I’m seeing.
https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/german-jewish-refugees-1933-1939
>Until October 1941, German policy officially encouraged Jewish emigration. Gradually, however, the Nazis sought to deprive Jews fleeing Germany of their property by levying an increasingly heavy emigration tax and by restricting the amount of money that could be transferred abroad from German banks.
>By October 1941, when Jewish emigration was officially forbidden, the number of Jews in Germany had declined to 163,000.
Why didn’t anyone accept these Jewish refugees? Millions of lives could have been saved.

>>204469421
dastardly slippery thing

You’re my only friends

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https://katiedey.bandcamp.com/track/happiness

this is pretty good

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I mog you

>>204469490
After the war when there was discussion on where to put surviving jews (who in some cases were still being kept in camps), Australia's representative said something along the lines of "Australia does not have a racial problem and does not want one" as a way of declining them.

sputtin on that sandy box fml jhhhhz uyh

>>204469421
praise kek... he's given you a sign
shadilay

>>204469544
>fifty-two years an imbecile
Ktwbm

ENOUGH

got the hot liquid lava shits

>>204469645
>>204469654
We’re all mates here though, aren’t we?

>>204469667
*poos on your head*

wish I could become a tree

First for a buttery, creamy, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic

>>204469667
I feel too sad

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Me on weekends

become a tree secure a loan

Asinine soliloquies flying left and right

Lots of Dark MAGA energy ITT…

>>204469726
*sends your jaw flying left and right*

how do i get bong gf?

sometimes I fear that if I share things which are important I will defile them and lose a part of myself
so I don't
I fear they will be tainted forever you see
(it might be selfish and wrong)

>>204469760
yeah just search it on 4gifs
that'll get you a bong gif

>>204469781
not a a bong dzjiff but a bong dzji-eff

>>204469760
Any city centre on a Friday night. Doner kebab in hand. Be there.

>>204469755
You couldn’t send a fly flying

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I mog you

might illegally purchase some marijuana

i wish i was american

>>204469824
doner kebab? yeah i done her kebab

forced to renew my vehicle tax. because of woke

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>>204469869
pass di dutchie mi brudda

I walked around target playing bop it for the first time in a long time and I can tell you that I believe the game is fixed

men should be fighting in wars

>>204469900
dont bogart that joint my friend

I prefer simon anyway

>>204469901
>>204469902
*sticks my finger up your wee bumhole*

Why did rorke says the democrats were bringing in illegals for free votes when latinos are by and large swinging towards trump?

>>204469946
worthless post

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i rn ain une dsr ie o

called in sick to toil lads feel like absolute shit
everything aches, got no appetite, freezing cold despite heating being on full blast

>>204469938
I don't wee out of my bumhole you sick freak get away from there

they are getting dropped off by killas and trappers at the gates x

bit of ijenz asmr to start the day lads

going to have a sick day wank to some femboy porn soon

Learning hindi to speak with the missus’s parents fluently x

>>204470056
made a bit of a face at this post ngl

>>204470084
Happy one I hope x

>>204469983
bit too much to drink?

australian posters are like the jews of /brit/ when you thihk about it

Gents, please DO NOT forget to trim your eyebrows!!! It’s not a good look to have spider legs looking hairs!

>>204470056
durka durka mohammad jihad

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>>204470189
Very important this. Unruly eyebrows are very unsightly.

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>>204470189
no I never forget never never ever ever

>>204469946
both can be true
democrats are retarded

Fine gents dressed in Dark Academia. Taking care of their appearance. Quality garms that makes them stand out from the rest of the slobs. This is a revolutionary act. Dressing well is the counter culture. The new punk rock.

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>>204470189
fuck allat gay shit nigga i'm brezhnevmoding til i die

might an hero

>>204470189
If you are good looking and have confidence you can be as unkempt as you want.

If you are to be bald, no amount of haircutting, washing or not wearing hats will reverse it or slow it down.

Turkey is an asian country

France is a germanic country with a mediterranean coast.

Mexico is south america

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On break at toil

and yes I was already viewing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA3TGzdPKwc
the eyebrow was just a coincidence

>>204470325
dark wankademia

>>204469946
>democrats were bringing in illegals

Pretty sure the immigrants who cross the borders do it by themselves

I fixed it

>>204470346
You are on a roll. Were you the one who posted

>Vladislav
Baby don't hurt me

yesterday?

>>204470347
Democrats machinate it.

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You guys DO have a skincare routine right?

ah yes. illegal immigrants who have the right to vote

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>>204470373
>>Vladislav
>Baby don't hurt me
genius

>>204470395
I rub isopropyl alcohol all over my body

Have you ever heard the story of Camille-pidoux? It’s not a story the chuds will tell you.

sore tings

remember back in 2008 when the height of comedy was a picture of someone doing something stupid and the word "FAIL" written on it?

>>204470462
What is it?

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>>204470469
i remember
i think i've still got a stack of "demotivationals" somewhere

>>204470463
https://youtu.be/qPq58gcKrVw

>>204470477
She was a Frenchwoman. A European woman so pretty, so blindingly beautiful that she garnered attention far and wide- even in the depths of 4channel. She could save the doomer chud with the dream of a tradwife in a wheat field fantasy.
What happened to her? Well she was so beautiful that she committed the sin that they feared most, a nafri boyfriend. Ironic she could have saved others but not herself.

(this is a true story, she got bombarded by /pol/acks and removed all traces of him from her instagram)

skincare is a meme all you need is facewash and moisturiser with spf

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S2U2vkXmJ54

We’re all great mates here though aha… like a virtual pub..

drinking while on opioids, we might be passing away in our sleep tonight boys yeehaw

>>204470596
jammy cunt
take me with you

>>204470380
How do democrats specifically and isolated machinate the historic conditions that push people from south america to move to the usa? Wasn't NAFTA signed by the whole usa parliament? Isn't the DEA and CIA funded by tax money and are institutions of the state regardless of government? By the way, I wonder if Mexico was boycotted after Emiliano Zapata's troops' victory.

>>204470596
pack it in. have a green tea instead

>>204470596
What kind of opioids?

>>204470615
>the historic conditions that push people from south america to move to the usa
nah they just open the border
if i walk in your house and take your telly is it because of historical conditions?
or because your sister unlocked the door and said i could have your telly?

>>204470625
only got earl grey
>>204470644
tap

>>204470647
>they just open the border

Like a fool, I should expect that you would only concentrate as if wearing blinders to one specific issue, detaching it from history, constructing propaganda.

Day 1 of being a taskmaster at work. Making them know i'm going to monitor them like Big Brother in 1984.

reading encyclopedia dramatica, feels like i've gone back in time to when the internet still had some balls, bit of a culture shock i don't mind admitting

>>204470547
I rinse my face with water sometimes
Does that count as skincare?

>>204470657
What is tap? Vaccinating heroin, like a tap?

>>204470706
what? no, tapentadol
it didn't occur to you to just google "tap drug"?

>>204470679
what the fuck are you on about?
if a political party encourages illegal immigration into their country, and facilitates it by objecting to border controls
i don't need to finish that sentence

>>204470703
think that's fine if your skin isn't naturally oily

internet. Whatever happened there?

>>204470722
No it didn't, I betray the revolution enough just by viewing 4chan on the phone.

>>204470758
started out good. now it's fucked. just turn the whole fucking thing off.

>>204470725
>i don't need to finish that sentence

I bet you have that tattooed on your body.

Having platonic sex with my platonic female friend

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Do natural blonde Asians even exist?

>>204470786
prefer socratic sex with my aristotelian female friends tbf

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first country governed by reddit

signs are pointing to a market correction today which people will say is a crash because they're silly. The top is here

could've sworn i'd clicked on /brit/

>>204470841
public servants forced to actually do some work
this is fascism

>>204470805
What do you think

>>204470841
wonder if drumpf is self-aware enough to realise that they're taking the piss

>>204470852
I wish signs pointed to your door so I could throw rocks at your house

>>204470811
>Not epicurean sex
ngmi

>>204470883
>servants forced to actually do some work

It's the definition of fascism

Holy retard

>>204470858
*Clicks on you and drags you to the recycling bin*
Heheheheh

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Good morning!

I think the shelf stable milk and frosted flakes might be a mistake

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>shelf stable milk

>>204470775
how much you wanna bet?

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More than some nonces and rapists

if I get this payrise, I will use the extra money to move out this shithole flat. I will be a rentoid in a house instead.
Could be comfy idk

*buys shelf unstable milk*
*Bloody shelf falls apart*
Fuck!

my screen name in the AOL chatrooms is "luvs2smokedarbs"

>client meeting this morning
>we all get on well with the guy in charge on their side, very down to earth, great banter
>basically he tells us what to do and we do it for them
>"I just want to take some time to say I will be leaving the company and I want to introduce the person who will be taking over my role moving forward"
>extremely strong Indian accent out of nowhere
>"GOOD MORNING!"

Oh no no no no No No No NO NO!

>>204470395
Every few weeks I exfoliate, cleanse, and moisturise. Pretty much every day I'll wear suncream. If I did more then I'd probably reach diminishing returns.

>>204470960
What u in for lad?
Selling fire sticks mate

>>204470960
so is he being punished for facilitating piracy or because the firesticks were dodgy?

very weird that indian hate died down the moment they started revealing themselves to be rightoids (i wonder if that has something to do with the fact that their country is a complete shithole)

>>204470960
ah - well you see that this fella is a native, whereas the nonces and rapists aren't. hope this helps!

>>204470985
Indian lads can be very nice

>>204470960
Crime against the government or their corporate paymasters and lobbyists will always result in a heavy penalty.

>>204471028
>lads
It's a woman

It's over

>>204471012
>after pleading guilty to three offences under the Fraud Act

>>204470985
lmao though luck, lad. another boomer falls for the industrious poo meme, you're work is about to become a whole lot harder

has kitboga ever had a scammer featured on his channel who wasn't indian?

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when did this board become so gay? As a straight man, idk if i approve.

arizona win in usa order
and rudeness did not undo her rights
it ran pain unexpectedly far in october

>>204470145
no mate got some sort of a bug from somewhere, didn't feel right Monday or Tuesday but it's got even worse now

Is a dodgy firestick just something with links to streams already on? 90% of people have a phone that can cast to their tv, why not just open a stream and do that?

>>204471140
have yourself a lovely big poo, you'll be back on your feet in no time.

>>204471087
>>204471113
err... wrong thread I think?

>>204471113
*looks at watch*
about ten to

>>204471159
thats the worst part of it lad, been guffing for england this morning but can't poo, room fucking stinks but shan't open the window because it's cold outside
been sat in bed since 5am with the radio on

>>204471157
It’s not the same.

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Your body, my choice

>>204470596
Don’t take tap. My brother took it and it led him down a hole.

>>204471157
yeah it's piracy streaming but connected to their TV instead of getting it up on their computer or phone. Also has a UI that makes it more TV-esque. Like you're channel surfing
I don't get why people do it personally. They're paying to pirate

Is the Nick Fuentes video released yet

getting high on tapenade

>>204471208
yeah down my bumhole *bends over and shows you my pooey hairy prolapsed ringpiece*

my body, your choice

>>204471189
long hot shower
followed by a couple of minutes of cold water
it's the shock that sorts you out so don't be shy
fight through the pain and if you can last 2 minutes you'll be sorted for the day i promise

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>>204471167
It's not gay to post this since I'm straight. I just don't like when gays post it

>>204471221
saw it on 'eddit earlier this morn

Mad how propagandistic sky news is. If you just looked at their report on the Amsterdam incident, you'd think some israeli fans who travelled abroad, maybe to even forget themselves a bit from the horrors of war, were attacked by neonazi hooligans. And UEFA will deliver punishment on the Ajax team.

In reality, the zionist Maccabi fans were chanting racist chants, pro genocide, insulting the muslim.and arab population of Amsterdam. What the fuck were they expecting to happen?

>>204471238
cobblers

Thinking about all the flavours of interracial sex happening in the UK tonight mhhmmmmm

got sunburnt through my shirt somehow today

>>204471216
Because I get any football match any boxing fight or ufc or any sport in general, any tv show or movie in 4k, no buffering or freezing no ads or pop ups all for £50 a year

>>204470960
>>204470985
HMMMM, VERY ORGANIC POSTS

been having fruity thoughts again

>>204471261
Not just Sky. Every major media outlet has neglected to mention what the Maccabi fans were up to.

Black on white.
Brown on white.
Yellow on white.

Just imagine it. Mhhhhmmmmm.

>>204471298
Yuck get better taste Ahmed

>>204471283
you can get that for £0

eating poo

>>204471314
Nah you can’t

2pm.
BBC1.
Today (& Tomorrow).
Be There.

>>204471263
i'm speaking from experience
and i got it from andrew huberman who's a brain scientist
it's magic
you start breathing really fast and nearly freaking out, and your adrenaline goes through the roof
then you turn the water off, and it's like the sun breaking through the clouds on a cloudy day, except it lasts for hours
and then you get a shitload done because you just flooded your brain with a chemical that's a precursor for dopamine, which is the motivation hormone

poo

these three pieces of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziwBThtQmEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bI9QEQ2pts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzULAq6PJ-4
are the same

Katy doin her best to arch her back while the cronem hurl down the fat meaty python like usain bolt in front of all them timmies x

>>204470985
uni
toil
customer support

how do I escape them
it's gotten to the point that any accent that isn't their's is literally music to my ears

>>204471024
Lol you mad at brown excellence

i forgot what an incel pit this is

disembarking a poo

>andrew huberman
another flavour of the month snake oil salesman. lies about his credentials and a real shit person behind the camera

weeing and farting

males under 40 do NOT read books and that's PATHETIC

>>204471352
Forgot the vpn mate

>>204471399
i read /brit/

>>204471352
mmhmm aint dat rite brotha

Sucking a cup of tea

>>204471388
no shit, he is a yankoid

For some reason whenever I have cheap BBQ sauce it tastes of bananas, very grim when I notice it

>>204471352
No VPN?

>>204471327
Paul Joseph Watson will be watching.

YOU CAN'T
STOP
ROCK'N'ROLL

incel incel incel pit. pit of incels just pure incel pits mmm incel incel pits incel gaming video whats up incels tip and trick how to videos incel like and subscribe and click my bell incels LETTTTS IINCELLLL!

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lads...

Adam melty

>>204471500
you sound demented

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>>204471535

>>204471509
he's green
..chicken..

>>204471535
grow up

>>204471535
based... so much based...

feeling angry about woke

>>204471532
>>204471517

asf

my blood type is A negative

>>204471535
And she will proceed to drop a fat "police report" bomb on you ;)

>>204471637
In your mum's arse

>>204471535
28 years of age… embarrassing

oooh I've got an idea

Building work going on again across the road. Lovely hearing diggers going on a mad one all day long ahahaha mint that can't wait

digging a poo

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>>204471710
we'll get through this together

Hi! Oh my gawd! What are you doing?!
Get the fuck outta here!

The cuckposters might be the most racist posters in these threads honestly.

Shouldn’t have had that second coffee

>>204471750
Timothy James Byrne was right all along

that ask for angela scheme is dumb instead of using codewords why not say to the person at the bar that you feel unsafe

>>204471797
Because you don’t want other people at the bar to overhear I guess

Shitting my diapow with explosive diarrhoea

alri?

>>204471710
Go to work then
>>204471815
>I guess
Absolutely vile phrase

Also pooing but on the toilet for me. Almost followed through just now but managed to scurry to the bog in time fortunately. Saved myself a shower and a pair of soiled undies.

>>204471857
>Go to work then
I work from home

>>204470805
>lust provocative image
>irrelevant question

These past few weeks have been very rough. Everytime I feel that something good is about to enter my life it gets crushed. How do I cope?

>>204471873
become an hero

>>204471871
Which one of them causes the lust.

>>204471873
do a massive poo. i just did one and feel much better.

>>204471870
Okay 190

just had a huge dinner lads
arguably too huge for a man on a diet but I'll be running it off tomorrow

>>204471873
better luck next year :)

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So fucking zased

>>204472041
Well said leftypol

>>204472041
incel

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the scranhatten project as it were

>>204472041
pretty sure that place shut down already didn't it

>>204472063
built for skinny nerdy white zoomer girls

would like to pop my willy in a girls vagina

>>204471927
Hey 190

would like to pop, pop pop, pop man's noggin wid a glock, glock glock, glock man's shot him

qrd on the 190 gimmick

ISRAEL!

>>204472119
people will often rate posts 190 to express how much better the post was than most other posts

>>204472119
a wasteman a pagan and a bhenchod

>>204472119
basically you're a pathetic little poindexter pipsqueak. how's that sound?

>>204472041
know your place timmy x

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this is my life today

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Chebs of the Orient

i am a prostitute.
not! lol, just kidding. i am not a prostitute :)

It’s almost insane how little consequences there are to crime in australia.

>>204472196
fun and quirky post

>>204472094
And a girl would quite like to cut off your willy and make you eat

Any right wing porn producers in?

>>204472194
Looks like a black man's plaything

pathetic today

>>204471896
Yes

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C’est fini

>>204472194
She looks like she gets OKINAWA'D by Black American soldiers on the reg.

Pianos have got way too many notes
Not really fair on the other instruments

>>204472327
and yet their children aren't in poverty and malnourished like they are here

>>204472370
you've got way too many opinions

Life is falling apart. I came onto my brother’s wife, now everyone hates me. Why has everyone gotta be so judgemental these days

>>204472380
no one is starving in the UK

>>204472418
If I'm so opinionated yeah how come I dont vote or read news

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>>204472448

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>>204472448
malnourished doesn't mean starving

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the weak should fear the strong

>>204472504
I knew it would be a cat
crafty bastards

>>204472504
Catberg!

I look like Nick Fuentes

age of consent in cuba is 12
fun fact.

>>204472602
that fact is NOT fun

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Told you

It's better to get 7.5 hours sleep instead of 8
we have 1.5 hour sleep cycles you see
if you wake up in the middle of a cycle you feel tired and groggy, regardless of how much sleep you actually got
of course chucking in 1 more cycle would be better but most people already fail trying to get 7-8 so it's not going to be practical for them to get 9

i'm shaun the sheep
i'm shaun the sheep
i even much around with those, who cannot bleat

>>204472692
muck
i meant muck
nigga i'm gonna kill myslef nigga
fuck i mean shit nigga damn

4th day of toil in a row. start at 3pm. its too much for me. and i have dentist tomorrow. sick of adulting. im a millennial and should be able to sit around wanking and doing drugs all week.

>>204472487
>average height
could there be a genetic explanation for these trends?

>>204472674
mental how many opportunities I had to get in to BTC yet failed to do so every time

>>204472660
>>204472714

ding dong bell
pussy in the well
who put him in
little johnny grin
who pull him out
little tummy stout

>btc

You know nothing

WHAT A NAUGHTY BOY WAS THAT TO SOAK A POOR OLD PUSSY CAT WHO NEVER DID HIM ANY HARM AND KILLED THE MICE IN HIS FATHER'S BARN

in parkour civilisation, nobody jumps for the beef

miss good /brit/ like you would not believe

Had we worked together we'd be rich. You're too narrow minded and greedy to ever make it

>>204472775
SeasideMARK

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>>204472715
yes. swarthy britons bring down the average

fucking hell its cold

>>204472814
even colder next week lad. get that heating on

where's 190

lot of people say urm every sentence. Making a conscious decision to not do that

>>204472825
im not made of money

>>204472807
me on the right

>>204472814
electric blanky is on its way :)

>>204472807
Guarantee an american made this

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Took my little bit of profit. Back to bed x

>>204472074
The eternal Becky... Many such cases

>>204472883
>>204472883
>>204472883

you must not delete

>>204472830
asking the real questions

>>204470922
Morning/evening lad

>>204472846
nevermind i urmed a few times. Done myself