night night beddie byes timebeddie byes timenight nightbeddy byesnight night
>>204482073wonder how many cronem you could fit in there
>>204482092Depends, how zesty are they?
Sto facendo la ninnananna, sogni d'oro piccoletto
>>204482092impostor
>>204482046>noise cancellationomg who cares you virge. they look fashionable.
>>204482129don im
>>204482109they arent zestyalso account for one katy
might put my willy in a coconut
CLEAR THEM OUT
wypipo dun clean dey feet in tha shower
>>204482129>Style over function, paying a premium for BRAND rather than the best productGood consumer cattle
>>204482157penis colada
>>204482157god, after a 3 day bender, inadvertently creating the african
>>204482197dey backs too
Mark Wiens sex arse
back from a 3 dayer
>>204482157and shake it all up?
>>204482239Bizarre get up
>>204482250coke or booze?
Stealin’ hearts and rippin’ farts
>>204482239the state
Bones feel cold and I can't type properly because my fingers wont bend all the way. Sick of it
Once asked a bird out on a date but she flew away.
>>204482250*farts in you face* welcome back cunt
>>204482295
>>204482201bet you're going to go on next about how noise cancellation works and talk how about phase cancellation plays a part in it
For dinner I shall eat 600 kcals worth of plain crackers
>>204482291pop the heating on
there's a line forming outside the gherkin lads
>>204482329Not allowed
Feels good being a 1996 late millennial chad
>>204482351Do what he says.
>>204482295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LoX-455P2I
>>204482353that's early zoom, broccoli head
whats on the menu for dinner lads?
>>204482321Probably just talk about what a pathetic virgin you are actually
>>204482384Used to tweet at birds but they usually blocked me
>>204482384cronem only
>>204482412fish
>>204482384would've gone down differently if he had airpodsthat hanging wire there did him in
>>204482384He went in wayyy to quickly. Gear is a hell of a drug
>>204482400Absolutely notNobody born in 1996 has broccoli hair
>OH N–
Jupiter Saturn Uranus
corrr
So "gooning" is just what kids call having a wank nowadays? And a "gooner" is somebody who masturbates?Feel like they didn't need new slang for that. We already had it covered with the plethora of phrases for wanking we already have.
bloody love olives
>>204482506alri ron weasley
stupid inane IMG_4292.jpg poster
2000 calories down the hatch
>>204482506mayo ppl food
nofap causes nonce thoughts
>>204482495Is there video of this yet or just the stills?
Phwoar. Proper fit is Alex Jones
olive mong loves his fucking olives
>>204482530It's true though
>>204482486when's your birthday?
>>204482551Bro is GOOFY
>>204482532You want to cook it all in batter mate for the real calories
>>204482507No, gooning is a lifestyle
>>204482507still dont know the difference between gooning and edging desu
>>204482540see me at the KFC in Doylestown, PA and I will batter you dead
>>204482547https://x.com/kaizerrev/status/1856437998541516963
>>204482592So not skibidi rizz fr fr
>>204482552love olives me
>>204482416hey, I am NOT pathetic
>Homebase has collapsed into administration, putting 2,000 jobs at risk.>The owner of homeware chain The Range is buying up to 75 stores and the brand, safeguarding about 1,600 jobs.>But this leaves 49 stores without a buyer, and thousands of jobs at risk in the stores and head office.>Homebase chief executive Damian McGloughlin said the past three years had been "incredibly challenging" for DIY stores.>He said a "decline in consumer confidence and spending following the pandemic" and "persistent high inflation, global supply chain issues and unseasonable weather" had all had an impact.>Hilco bought Homebase in 2018 for £1 from Wesfarmers after a disastrous foray into the UK market for the Australian firm.>Wesfarmers had bought Homebase in 2016 and immediately sacked Homebase's senior management team.
>>204482608lmao
me on the left
>>204482608
>>204482607gingernonce be like:>this general ain't big enough for the both of us...
>>204482637tbf I went to homebase about 3 times for a variety of things and their selection was always wank
>>204482637dnrd
>>204482608he'll go to jail and be surrounded by cronem...
>>204482648Chuds are dominating
>>204482637some confidence on The Range owners to think they can break the curse
>>204482637aint readin allat
>>204482654https://youtu.be/tjwkcmPOeuk
has anyone told the british the war is over
>NHS managers to be sacked in failing hospitals>Hospitals can expect to be ranked on indicators such as care delivery and finances, so patients can see whether they are receiving a good service.>And "turnaround teams" will be sent into struggling trusts, while top performers will have more freedom over spending.
the belgiumnonce has just @'d me
pepper spraying a womannot right that, what happened to chivalry?
https://x.com/noncepocalypse/status/1855931225484980576remember that time the noncehunters made the nonce observe the 2 minute silence because they caught him on rememberence day?
Talking to older people is all fun and games, until you see exactly why they’re 28 and single.
>>204482737funi
>>204482737feminism happened
JUST WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION
United Kangdom
>>204482716never heard of this in my life
>>204482741sad how no matter how hard these lads work they can't counteract the work of a single liberal bishop
>>204482707I came to open up one morning and there you were with your head in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting
The drunk detective archetype has always been my favorite but disco Elysium and memento weren't quite my cup of tea.And just today I find out about Inspector Morse, meaning I now have 33 full length films of this exact character.THANK YOU BRITAIN!! GOMENASAI!!!!
>>204482774no joke it it ended in 1945 mate
>>204482737yeah but the woman was a fat jew trying to have a go at him
>>204482798its Arigato not Gomenasai
>>204482773Entire nation and its history:D O N E
>>204482798check out Jack Taylor
conservatory is freezing
you killed a dog?
>>204482844manlet fucks lanklet bux
bloody hell
>>204482883
viceroy
>>204482883Looks like my drains when they got blocked up and flooded my garden with shit
>>204482804seems to be northern english boomer cuisinefirst time, as a scot, i can slag the english for their food because that looks disgustingalso, the comments under the post are pissing me off
>>204482883chugging that like it's the first drink I've had since my right arm was pinned in a desert crevasse for 127 hours
>>204482921
do thirdies ever stop and think that maybe anglos have boring food because they were busy with slightly more heady pursuits like discovering the spectrum of light and deciphering hieroglyphics
>>204482883yeah looks well nice that mate, lovely boiled root vegetables in brown salt water, mmm yummy
>>204482979aw cuuute. What's his/her name?
>>204482979What's this squire's name?
>>204482883might move to china poster has actually moved there and blogged about food then?
what does it mean if you watch straight male on female porn but you imagine you're the girl when wanking?
Why is it impossible to buy a plain milk chocolate milka bar these days?
>>204483063Elton John and such
>nooooo you can't just eat beef fat on bread! it has to be the fat from the cow's tit milk ONLY!
>>204483041I thought you were supposed to watch porn from the perspective of an omniscient observer
>>204483075Believe the facts, Rorke.
42 days of no porn before caving but we go again
>>204483006>>204483015Luna-chanOr just Runa-chan
>>204483041it's completely normal and shows that you are a healthy person who desires intimacy with the opposite sex
>>204483075Why are football fans so bent these days?
>>204483118Please don't shout on her in public
>>204483088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FszJ5o7qRcs
>>204483142Why?Would it be noncey or something?
>>204483144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuoRucXwkwk
>>204483166he just posted it
>>204482654Bizarre Was just thinking of that episode
cash and curry
>>204483063
rorke creampie'ing his pajeeta gf before longing onto /pol/ moments later to rant about immigration
>>204483229They have really tiny pussies to be fair, also needs BLEACHING. Rorke can get a White gf after once he's rich from posting based chud memes on twitter
Dog owners: what dog breed(s) do you have?Non-dog owners: what dog breed would you get if you had to get a dog?
>>204483229JD Vance
>>204483229biggest goal in shagging an asian would be to watch my special sauce leak out of her curry hole
>>204483229I wish mate
>>204483229ktim
used to wank to plumberpass and scorehd scenes what the fuck was i thinking?
>>204483265
>>204483254>Non-dog owners: what dog breed would you get if you had to get a dog?German Shepherd
>>204483290That's a toupe
>>204483287love a cheeky sofia rose when hungover desu
dan bilzerian is based
Rorke's creps
f bl clo prow geown ahoon uonn dsy it o
Mad how Elon Musk just shagged rank slags and didn't think to BLEACH a little brown jungle asian ting
zyzz brah sick cunt brah
>>204483254>Non-dog owners: what dog breed would you get if you had to get a dog?golden retriever i think :3
>>204483352
>>204483386F
>>204483352Zyzz Legacy Slowed n Reverb
>>204483335I just saw that piers morgan video as well
>>204483386Wonder if it was actually a banger or just new age club shiteGuess we'll never knowhttps://youtu.be/QX-DX51TG3k?si=Zm2ClOIJ7p1NrFZz
hate zyzz because of how bad of an example he is to younger lifters didnt even have a great body despite taking a zillion drugs that wrecked his heart
Might Have A Wank
Wank Tuah
>>204483556Here's Why
How much do you pay each month for broadband and tv lads
>>204483386gonna get big thick and juicy in zyzz's honour
/gif/ is only 5 pages now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmz1lz0zcLQ
>>204483615Nothing magic about that
phase 1 of life: milhousephase 2: mclovinphase 3: george costanza
banned from tattle life again
>>204483615you'd have to kill me with a hammer if you think I would open that link
>>204483614Hiro trying to save money
mousey is putting yanks in their place
>>204483710explain this behaviour
>>204483715>>204483696damn... what a roast
>>204483647
>>204483615fat tranny
Got fired from the factory I used to work at for gossiping too much.
>>204483762that's not mounce x
>>204483758cooking and cleaning is demeaningtwerking is empowering
>average wage in the UK £35k>most graduate jobs are £25-30k straight out of Unihow is the average wage so low?
Favourite pokemon game?
I'm supposed to be on a diet but I've got a mad craving for some biscuits.
>>204483800Austerity
>>204483807Platinum
>>204483807Pokemon Shove It Up Your Arse
>>204483807Purple
https://x.com/katkanada_tm/status/1856442861434351739Rorke getting sentenced.
>>204483666he's having a meltdown again. who the fuck is "fat" anyway?
>>204483842zoomer opinion award
>>204483891genuinely thought he'd died, not seem him in ageseat shit /cum/ i suppose
>>204482506
>>204483849Cmon now. Wii?
>>204483710Bet this is eastern europe
>>204483710>BBC summoning ritual
>>204483923Wii U please stop talking
Zyzz was just the hawk tuah girl but for guys on /fit/ instead of girls on tiktok
>>204483891i believe it's basically his equivalent of "spaki", "190" etc. but for americans on /cum/ who don't like him
>>204483891don't you EVER talk shit about mousey you piece of SHIT TRASH
>>204483822crazy how you can tell he's Japanese just from his posture and his lack of eye contact.is any other culture in the world like that?
>>204483800Millions on 0 hour contracts.
5am bit of chocolate
You can tell he looks Japanese by him looking Japanese.
poo scrombling
>>204484018Yeah?
>>204484018kek, this
If John Snow were born a bit further south he'd be John Sleet
Spent the day in bed
Why don't natives try to make their own female forms of nouns like cookess instead of female cook or something like that?
Sydney, NO!
>>204483800The government don't even pay civil service workers above the average salary until they are senior executive officers or higher
Pict = GaelThe so called Britons were Pritons and were GaelsMost Gauls were GaelsHail Gaeldom
Only a matter of time before ratnonce is back here, enjoy the peace while it lasts lads
>>204483903*accepte my award from your liverspot-ridden yellowing-fingernailed hands*
>>204484068odd, strange and bizarre
>>204483891he thinks there is an american on a british vpn that harasses him and reports everything he does it's the origin of the "yank on a vpn" gimmick he made
>>204484065More like Hail Gaydom
>>204484024Why did they think they could make the Gale actor play the hard man?
>>204484018>>204484024The japcord is raiding I see
>>204484083>accepte my awardalri frenchman
>>204484072Why’s he coming back?
Major Fracture Detected
>>204484110Fuck off you vile Greek coloniser
hawk tuah 2028
>>204484024Isn't he the nerdy chemist guy in Breaking Bad
hawk pooah
Gaol a tuath has been permanently banned uwu
zogok tuah
>>204484163Yup
>>204484163Pretty sure he's an actor.
>>204484024imagine acting like that while drinking a fucking beer with your sushi lmao nowho wrote that shit
>>204484100Youse all started it with Hawaiian pizza
The Lion of Israel
>>204484235Israel hasn't had a lion since the Papacy opposed Protestant genocides in the New World.
>>204484217You're lying
could do with a rotten 'za with olives anchovies mushrooms etc
>>204484055>NON NON NON LA CHAIR HAS TO HAVE LE GENDER
>>204484261Can't make heads or tails of this
>>204484073This is what you do all day Grody is it? This is a productive use of your time? What would your abuelita say?
>>204484304yes, she does
>>204484275Yeah that does sound rotten Pepperoni and pineapple for me
>toil on the morrow>don't even have a fat gf to sit on my face and make it all worth itWhy live?
One Two ThreeMagical Puppy
>>204484360Did some teenagers graffiti him?
>>204484382It's an art installation. No idea
A 2nd degree manslaughter of crows.
wonder what the /brit/ starting XI would contain
>>204484360*turns up with a truck full of ANFO*let's do this
>>204484374Vizsla? What race is your dog
>>204484360I'm the joker baleen
we do a little trolling its called we do a little trolling
age of shell voodoo is now toyingare guys the ceo brood front loot owners who noticefamily blog clothes prowl brown lagoon upon day itself over
>>204484360he's smiling
>>204484421Yes.
>>204484414Diego way at the back moving the goalposts
>>204484348kuh-kuh-kuh KILL yourself
>>204484414Canslad is the star strikerSpainfreak and Diego didn't make the squad
>>204484444checked
>>204484414elton john painting the lines
pineapple on pizza is alright if you are in the mood for itsomething you either really want or can really do without, no inbetween
>>204484414Me the tireless midfield workhorse making everything tick over but with no flair so completely unnoticed
>>204484500>it's something you want or you don't Fascinating insight, did you go to Harvard?
ܠ>>204484472ܠ>>204484472mods disabled the reverse arrow gimmick, fuming
let me tell you about the british empire folks, great empire, amazing empire, ours is a little better but still... it was destroyed by globalists who gave it all away, threw it away, even some of it to CHINA, now this TWO TIER KIER, he's a very bad man folks, throws people in prison for tweets he's a bad guy let me tell you, TWO TIER KIER is trying to give away some islands, we got a military base there and he's giving them away can you believe that? so i call him up, i call him up and i say "kier? you're not giving away those islands, they're beautiful islands, wonderful islands and you want to hand them to CHINA? think of all the beach condos i could build there"
>>204484532He either went to Harvard or he didnt. There is no inbetween
>>204484566
>>204484532i clearly said "really want" meaning a large amount of desire
Be right back forum
>>204484585I have a large amount of desire for you to shut up
doing cums in pooey bums
>you REALLY want something or REALLY dont? that's the same as feeling either way, must have went to harvard
>>204484578Best (You) I've ever had thanks lad
Not fomoing into btcNot doing any trades when the market is openLetting funds settleDoing research and making an informed decision to profit Friday morning afternoon Discipline, mental fortitude
>>204484662only buy weekly calls on whichever ticker's trending on yahoo finance me
Gravy’s good tonight
>>204484738Truly a work of art this photo.
>>204484738
I wouldn't say I like flowers due to my hayfever but love is a virtue
Haven't been on a date since March 1st 2024. Should probably change that
>>204484414Commiemong left wing
no the american is correct pineapple on pizza is only good when you are craving itif you are craving pizza sans pineapple and someone gives you the pineapple pizza it will be a bad timeit's an occasional craving which can become a need but the rest of the time it is undesirable and borderline repugnant
A Chicano is just a Mexican in denial.
>>204484738This freak belongs in /Britfeel/We are a SeasideMARK general
tim has nice bottom
>>204484836Wonder how fit you have to be to work in an electroplating factory
>>204484861more like a Mexican in de Rio Grande
>>204484887There's room for both
Right Pagliaccio, that's the final straw.
HIStory not herstory
the scrandemic
>>204484834walked past the last place I went to on a date earlier. Was a grim reminder
>>204484887you're repulsive and so is he
>>204484887Strange to me that you don't empathise with Tim's cummy catharsis
Need Emma Watson to drop an anvil on my balls.
>>204484947He is peng and so am I.>>204484957Tim is a disgusting freak.
>>204484834Last date was December 11th, 2018.
>>204484936as it were
>>204484936Hope you forget about the broken handle and it all spills everywhere
>>204484936why would you put the fucking stem bit of the tomato in the salad that's disgusting
off the dating apps, mevile muck so they are
>>204484936also your cucumber is fuckedlooks like it was frozen
Can't convince me a yank eats salad vegetables
>>204484976you're a retard troll playing a pointless stupid character that no one cares about
grown-ass adults in suits and ties playing the warcraft OST with the viola and celo
Dominos cookies. They've done something there haven't they? 4x lush
>>204484967Why can't you say normal things about her? Like "I want to marry her" etc?
15 more minutes of this until some mong's CAPTCHA timer counts down
mongs
>>204485261>>204485261
>>204478151New
