Dildo edition
end of an era
Imagine being mindraped by this clown
Would you drink a green beer?
>>204489757can't wait for the incel cope when user activity drops 95% like it did with threads>t-twitter is finished this time!
>>204489774those are two different people though?
>>204489794>millions
>>204489812the guardian thing is objectively massive
Highly recommend the vanilla berry red bull
>>204489813that's what he was trying to tell the judge, it's a miscarriage of justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP96yp0x5Us
>>204489831what guardian thing
>>204489833ever do a red bull wank?
>>204489812Weird how the libshits hate big companies unless they censor people they dislikeAnd even when big company censors people they hate, they still act schizo
>>204489831your mum is a massive object
>>204489846
I’m gonna snatch every motherfucker’s birthday
welcome home brotha x
drinking from the 2L metal water bottle
Just heard from a reliable source that Elon read all of your supportive messages in the last thread and really appreciates it
>>204489870how is that massiveliterally who cares
>>204489794yes but i hate that fruit beer shite that's just lager for zoomers who are afraid of lager
>>204489855No and I don't know what that is either. It sounds painful as if it would involve inserting the penis into an empty red bull can and slashing it up in the opening.
>>204489889the guardian is a big deal onlinelargely because it's not paywalled but it's the lefty/lib equivalent of the mail online
big fat bastard me, 925 stone, live at the top of a beanstalk and feast upon englishmen
>>204489898winced a bit at this one
>>204489884Just heard from a reliable source that Jack Dorsey read all of your conversations you were having with yourself and thinks you're a weird incel freak but he really appreciates the support
>>204489899Epic stuff, just posted this to my Bluesky xD hope you don’t mind
sneedless
>>204489940fuckigng done him lmfaooo
Kier should send in the army to deal with these racist cunts
>Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, the newly crowned minister for virginity, appointed by the 47th burger king of the poonited skids of Amerishart, Toilet Bog Fart, Gaylon Musk!
he just keeps getting sent flying over and over againand every time he gets done he punches more holes in the walls of his childhood bedroomsurprised the roof hasn't collapsed on him
I only read the Morning Star
>>204489899Boomer meme
70 mill for each kid
>>204489940>>204489962That’s spaedo fucking DEAD and BURIED lmfaooooooooooo
>>204489979>minister for virginityhe's a turboshagger tho
>>204489866>person likes a thing til thing disagrees with person>thing agrees with person and person miraculously likes thingyeah man that is crazy. quite the insight you have brought to the table.
>>204489941Kek no worries mate where do you think I got it from in the first place
>>204489774Still don't know why he took a picture of himself in disguise lmao
>>204489967get the migrants medically checked x
>>204489984Been reading your mum's diary again?
>>204489997That’s the girl from the office
>>204489940
bead of sweat running down my ___
>>204489984Bowls of curry angrily hitting the world, his mum downstairs crying omds
>>204490025nah it was your stepdads
>>204490027
>>204489957formerly gormless
>>204490017Yes prostate checked finger their bum holes
>>204490051which one lmao
>>204489955
>>204490051>>204490073HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKK AHAHAHA
>>204490051>>204490073
>>204489967would be funny to infiltrate one of these public meetings dressed up as a police officer and do a sasha cohen type joke about how rape of white women by brown men is now legal
>>204489984>ADAMA YOU STOP THIS AT ONCE
ryan's gone on a mad one
sneedless in cheadle
>>204490051Must be his notes for when he starts writing your biography
reminds me of a time my asian mate got raided by police during covid quarantine and he threw a bowl of daal at a copper then ran upstairs and locked himself inside. they ended up kicking his bedrrom door in covered in asian sloppa
Getting back at all the girls who turned me down for prom by spending all night defending the business acumen of Elon Musk online
>>204490014he made a fake ID card lol
>>204490097scream
>>204489774onamadone
>>204490109Fucked up yours didn't he
>>204490079ALDI don't do the Dr Pepper variant anymore.
>>204490143travesty
E-Elon Musk isn't a virgin retard... he's epic
>>204489992based
mcewan's champion. henry weston's vintage. taurus
>>204490143>>204490109>>204490025This is all well and good, but you're not actually a woman are you.
>>204490158>.gifNearly got me you bastard
>>204490160Yeah that's the title of that lad's biography
>>204490158screaming
>>204490181start button gone woke
>>204490158i sharted
>>204487653>You can't have a fuck you attitude
HATE HATE HATE loyalty cardsonly do grocery shopping at Aldi and ethnic grocery shops because they don't have loyalty cards
>>204490203keep it down
there is no solution to life
Oh you reckon Drax's henchman has one over on 007? Think on.
>>204490226I work at ALDI. There's a possibility you've bought something I stocked.
Getting back at all the dumb normie sluts who laughed at me in school and who slept with the rugby lads who bullied me by spending all night crying about Elon Musk in my childhood bedroom
>>204490260Dirty bugger
>>204490226Oh shut up you twat
>>204490264Yes spaki mate that will show them lmao
>>204490260dirty nan bummer
>>204490262between buying milk stocked by a tranny and the Tesco clubcard I begrudgingly pick the milk
Elon musk is now head of the based department... first order of busines?... DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!
>>204490226not very loyal of you*writes something on clipboard*
The 'phate, as it were
>ALDI sell Jersey milk>Says made in Scotland on the bottleHow does this work then?
have to agree that loyalty cards are a nuisance
>>204490321this is what you got done this week?
>>204490321can't keep that british spirit down can you?
don't mind loyalty cards they give me vouchers for the things I buy regularly
>>204490335you’re the one with the inside track mate how are we to know
didn't elon shag amber heardblud got mad rizz
>>204490358they're shia
>>204490340what's he eating? is that african-american thanksgiving food? looks like mac and cheese, pork, not sure about the rest
bro waited 15 minutes to repost the same shitty image of the guy with a huge plastic covered plate
>is a man>says woman in the name fieldhow does this work then?
>>204490260wtf
>>204490382I don't get it 2bh
>>204490381look up soul food
Elon Musk is going to put my mum's boyfriend in jail and let my dad come home
>>204490419looks soulless
>>204490419DON'T search this upit's too pengfuck i'm hungry now. popeyes it is
>>204490425ahahaha
>>204490264I know someone here who fits this description in an unironic fashion
ello there
pet nigger going mental because I won't give him any of my KFC hahaha black cunt
elon musk is going to teacher me how to play paradox and football manager games
Elon Musk is going to delete all of the tweets from the year above about me having skid marks in my pants during PE
>>204490445what are these things
mumberg in her jammies
Elon Musk is the reason my stepdad used to smack me until I cried every day
locked the pet nigger in the backyard for bad behavior now i can hear him rapping in a microphone making a diss track about me
>>204490471mous
guinness weather today lads
Elon Musk is the reason why the white lads laughed at my tiny brown willy in the PE showers and they told everyone and all the girls would taunt me about it for years
Fucking hell a 6:00 am to 16:00 pm is a terrible shift. Absolutely foul. The only slightly redeemed aspect is that the first 2 hours are when the store is closed and hopefully I won't be on tills or self checkouts much.
>>204490496is this true
>>204490514hahahahaha
it nae bother
Elon Musk is going to stop me getting tonsil stones
>>204490469he speedruns pokemon
>buy big bag of cayenne powder from british health shop because it's 5x cheaper than norway even with postage>business name listed in shipping suddenly switched to "____ Laboratories" instead of the health shop name>customs stop bag of powder from the "Laboratory" and demand a zillion documents and it's been stuck there for 3 weeks nowI just wanted some spice on my chicken. We are suffering in norway
>>204490529...yh
>>204490517what do you do on self checkouts? is it just babysitting retards who don't know how to use them properly?
in other, more interesting news, aliens confirmed
>>204490469me on the tube
>>204490549the sweaty fella or the gaming fella
>>204490553>We are suffering in norway>Flag
>>204490553bad geoip obviously
>>204490469*grabs my everstone*i wont be evolving like his shirt anytime soon haha
Shaggers wonIncels lostsimple as
>>204490348...yh
>>204490562It came out in 1986 mate keep up
>>204490553what the actual fuck is this post
poor thing was turned into bronze
>>204490561Yeah and handing out carrier bags when asked. It's okay just quite boring. It can be stressful when multiple people need you to fix something all at once. You also have to manage the tills, so opening another till when one gets full up with customers. And you can't leave the area either if you need something from elsewhere in the shop you have to get someone else to get it for you.
>>204490553Hmmmmh
>>204490568probably both but i recognise the lad who's gaming
mmhmm sum of dat good good
>>204490607Still going on about communism are you lad?
>What it isAn ascending triangle is a right-angle triangle formed by connecting increasing prices in a market. It's made up of two trendlines: a rising lower trendline and a horizontal upper trendline
>>204490592See >>204490321 - I don't think the shaggers won at all sweaty x
>>204490615what is he
>>204490632niggaslop
dumbass literally just learned what soul food was because of me and now is going to spam it as a gimmick
Can't tell if Chapel Rowan is a trans or not
why did britain not be lefft wing why no communist leader is it the power people they try o stop workers because a lot of hard workers hard times but they did nothing no left cooomunism
>>204490648>.gifNot going to happen.
>>204490674i already knew what soul food was silly boy
>>204490692
>>204490674NO WAY YOUR SAYING SOUL FOOD? I NEVER HEARD TAHT WAOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Tesla See you losers monday
>>204490727Nicholas Tessle never said that Thoughever
Learning about 4chan from the boffins on bluesky
Heston Blumenthal on a mad one
>>204490759AIR, THAT YOU CAN EAT
>>204490710is it your new autistic obsession
>The American Empire is withdrawing from Europe>All European governments are promising to support the Ukraine even moreIt's so over
Name A More Perfect Union than wmbfhttps://youtu.be/PHlcAx-I0oY?si=9useOGMekayrZjie
>>204490770He'd fucking love air fryers
Didn't realise Heston Blumenthal got sectioned
>>204490786The eu is emulating us so they can streamline funding to nato
My friend is a fat fuck who's scared of going outside but wants to lose weight, should he buy a big massive punchbag to lose weight to
GERMAN WEAPONS FACTORIES ON OUR SOIL. GERMAN VEHICLES IN OUR FORCES. GERMAN INVESTMENT IN BRITISH DEFENSE.
>>204490786>europe goes into world war 3>all the nationalist europeans who think they're nazis defending themselves from mongrel russia die>america swoops in last moment with their 56% military>rebuilds the economy with even more immigration from the middle east displaced from israeli annexing them all going to (kalergi) plan
>>204490663not real
>>204490866Treadmill, cardio burns fat not punching bags of money
feel like a plastic bag
>>204490870Zased.
whats a fun videogame i can play?
just had a lovely wank x
the **** did this
>>204490870Ooer Rorke's off on one inney lads, huway
thinking of becoming based
>>204490947The game of Life, my friend. :) You only get one life though!
>>204490947GTA 5
I'm reading the election night threadSpaki was actually crying his eyes out lmfaooooHe was proper cocky and sure of himself as well. Don't get where he gets the confidence from since he's an incel loser failure who is shit and wrong about literally everything but it makes his meltdowns that much funnier when he inevitably gets BTFOhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/204239498/#204241181the cope was insane ahahahahahah he was at it for HOURS AND HOURS
>>204490624
>>204490947ck3
>>204490947yeah
>>204490980thats a board game you MONG
>>204491003He said fun
Bitch be called Princess when she a KWEEN
>>204490947Dead Space 1
>>204490947worms armageddonno massive updates no long drawn out cutscenes no intrusive tutorials open the game and you're playing within 10 seconds
>>204491020Do Muslim men and women pray together? Do men see peng tings when women bend down to pray?
>>204487653i watched that fireship video too
Seeing more and more people take part in the "mhhmmm" and cronem postingWhen will you people admit that spamming just works. Eventually everyone will start taking part
>get off train behind old Chinese lady wearing pink puffer jacket>wait two minutes for the next train>swear to God I see the same old lady in her pink puffer jacket get off the trainI know they must've just had the same jacket, but it felt surreal
>>204490987https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/204241388/#q204241663state of this guy losing his neet salary
Ned Flanders pumping himself balls deep inside....Marge Simpson!
yup, he's seethingproper got him riled up
mmhmm! yes!
SNNNFFFFFF
>>204491087Ayy Carumba!
alri
>1m votes left to count in PA. MOST of them will be Democrat votes. Chuds who don’t understand how elections work will seethe when she starts closing the gap soon.>Exact same thing happened in 2020. And if it’s close enough we will probably get recounts. One thing is for sure nobody is winning this election tonight.
>>204491052That's TWO opportunities to get a tugjob wastedOne more and YER OUTTA HERE
>>204491124
>>204491046I suppose they can but it would be in private and most likely at home. They do have their own section at the mosque so no fat arsed hijabis bending in front of you :/
eating cripsp
>>204491124he won't ever recover from this
you know you are breathing in unclean air by the disgusting colour of the snot.
>>204490987>>204491124He didn't show his face in here for days after
>>204491054Mad how trump could've lost pennsylvania and one more swing state and still win
>Do you virgins seriously think Trump is going to win because he's slightly ahead in the votes after like 1 hour? Do you virgins seriously not remember 2020? lmfao this is gonna be a fun nightoh my fucking DAYSSSSSSS
>>204491118*laughs like muttley*
>>204491263The gf, male
>>204491288nobody ever said this
>>204491288Miss this n-word like you wouldn't believe
>>204491124lil Spaki aint got a clue x
Tomorrow, should Ia) get drunk and play Stellaris all dayorb) act responsible and spend the day looking for work
>>204491316yes you did Adam
BALLA DOO-AH DONG DINGNOW YOU ARE A WITCHLING
>>204491335spend half the day looking for work and then get drunk and play stellaris
>>204491316Trip on spaki you've been fucking DONE you little brown freak LMAO
>>204491118the dawg in methe dawg on me
>>204490786Feels good knowing communist revolution in Europe is inevitable.
might play Tinyglade. nice and chill.
>>204491335you can live off the land growing fruit and vegetables and nuts and fungi and trees and rearing creatures.
>>204491363he got his trip perma banned
>>204491335I'll be getting drunk playing ck3 lad join me
What would you call the style of Robert Pattinson's Bruce Wayne?
>>204491419Edwardian
>>204490987Omds he even bet on Kamala. The absolute detachment from reality he lives in.
loading up the gay porn bangers
>>204491428
>>204491397So I heard, wasn't he posting cp on /Sp/ or something like that? sick paki freak
any good christmas present ideas this year?
>>204491394good post
>>204491458Yeah, buying them
buying macbook pro m4 max with 128gb memory coming in at over 4 grand. thanks
>>204491450yeah you heard right
>>204491499content creator are you?
what will all these passing trannies do when they lose their youth. normal women go mental when it happens so these will surely rope
>>204491494What is bro DOING yo?::skull::
totally organic tranny posting this
>>204491505no i just goon
>>204491433tbf i genuinely thought harris was going to win
Do not read about Kermit Gosnell if you are squeamish. Definitely do not look at the wikipedia article. It is gruesome. A real life horror story.
new creps lads
>>204491566this ref neek is such a mong why would he let this deano twat mug him off like that
>>204491529why does he have blue eyes
need a brapwife
never understood the appeal of playing videogames drunk
>>204491450>sick paki freakMate he's painfully white. Pakis dont do this all day.Theyre on twitter or something
>>204491610Cause I can still fucking own these spammers drunk as fuck without using wave dashing, dash dancing, chain grabbing or ledge guarding
>>204491584his mate's done him dirty tbf completely killed his career
>>204491566ive seen bigger lines at ruby grangers book signingget it down ya son
>>204491610it's more fun like everything else drunk
>>204491610same as doing anything drink it's just more fun
>>204491610And every fox and Falco I skip is another shot so I get wasted quick
>>204491640it's a bit worse than that mate
>>204491610being drunk makes literally anything more enjoyable
katy like dem hoodlums wit dem dracos
>>204491634Spaedo!
Mummy taught me how to iron shirts today and I felt like I was in Yakuza sidequest learning a new skill hehehe
>>204491672ok
katy don't exist :(
LIVERPOOL
Katy! KATYYYYY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>204487653I am from Newfoundland and have been to Dildo many times.
900 seconds are finally up. I can now join in the thread. Hello lads.
Bumble match isn't messaging back
>>204491706ri
KATY I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU
>>204491714Nooooooooo
>>204491714Katy?
>>204491714she buzzed off haha
>>204491660qrd?
>>204491766>>204491766>>204491766
>>204491747It's Over >>204491757Ling LingI'm Irish Diaspora you see
Post your cocks with timestampRefuse to comply, and I'll post /pol/ memes, making you eligible to be criminally charged to up to 15 years for seeing themThis is a threat.
>>204491771David Coote gay noncing aspiring refs
>>204491769bwahahaha!*claps once loudly*ahahohoho eeehehehe*clutches at my sides*oooh hahaaah, ohhh*does a little autistic stomp with my feet*ohhh... ohhhwhahahaha hehehe oooo
>>204491786guy seems mental. suprised he's even able to be match fit
>>204491786they hate him because he told the truth (about klopp)
women are vital
>>204491660>Michael's game has gone penskek
>interested customers can request a pricing listhate this stuff
