how did she do it? he was a fucking beatle, could have had any women in the world, and she was a failed artist with poor english and the looks of a donkey. and yet she did it. she managed to seduce him. edish
>>204496937her creative output was better before she met johnny boy tbqdesu
>>204496937So tight it felt like noncingAll Brits are nonces at heart
>>204496937LSD can get you fixated on random shit that you perceive to be meaningful
sinning enough so i can go to hell and pwn john lennon with a 38 special a 2nd time
>>204496985Gross
>>204496987>you perceive to be meaningfulThat IS meaningful
>>204496985timmy's last resort
>>204496985their kids' asses must be something else
>>204497029Maybe. It certainly got John more attention than he'd have gotten otherwise.
>>204496996Imagine
zero brits lol
>>204497087it is 3AM there
>>204497087shitposting is quite verboten
anyone eat any microplastics today?
>>204497087Wrong.
>>204497087im confused by the yank hours and dont know what to saythought about saying i liked that skinny little cat in the last thread but couldnt be bothered
i am going to become a private detective for my sister's law firm
>>204496985i wonder how many beetles fangirls slicked to this
>>204496985Reason why wmaf gets a bad rep
>>204497059LSD was designed by god to allow mankind to reach new levels of development
>>204497165detect my fist on your jaw firm if you post one more frog
>>204497165Sherlock Holmes.Can I be your Watson?
>>204497289sure joao >>204497284*counters your soy leafpunch and 360 noscopes you with my legally obtained snubnose 38*
>>204497267Provide examples that aren't a british rockstar fucking a crazy ugly japanese girl for attention or Kary Mullis
>>204497339steve jobs, inventor of Airpods
>>204497339For a start, me.
peppers and eggs
>>204497395Good contribution, thank you leaf.>>204497420Please elaborate. I hear you Brazilians are a different breed.
What's happening?
>>204497549No Jew ever gangstalked me
>>204497532>Please elaborate.I found I'm a terrible person while in a LSD trip. Cruel, selfish, petty.
>how did she do it?Ancient shintoist magic love spells to trap Lennon. Its wildly known Yoko wore an infatuation talisman covered in tobacco and rose tincture in her crotch area, conveniently obscured by her bush.
>>204497565There can only be a few main characters in the world at a given time
>>204496985someone edit hank hills face on yoko
>>204497565And what did you do to change that?
Data the literal dickless robot has a girlfriend lol
I would just like to apologise to you all for the simply outrageous number of wanks I've had lately.
>>204497655Nothing. Don't pretend either.But I know myself better now.For many years I thought I was a good guy
>>204497855I'll chock that up to you spiritually covering for me since I've haven't done my dailies yet
Dark times
alri, its me diarrhoealad, back at it again on the toilet pooing liquid aha xx
at that point in my life where nothing is interesting or funny on 4chan and that i would be 100% better off talking to actual people irl instead of schizos, losers and freaks yet the habit still lingers, very grim
>>204498022>actual peopleGangstalkersBackstabbershttps://youtu.be/nXZhN8tbdWg?si=7YmgffvAAQHFikIV
>>204497940reminds me of good old days of uniyank mate came to staydid a lot of weedholy shidddem woz the days innit
I also have diarrhoea atm. Small world
In the wild, wolves are indeed social animals and typically live in packs, which help them hunt, protect territory, and raise pups. However, the “lone wolf” concept is more than just a phrase; it refers to real wolves that, for various reasons, may separate from their packs and live alone, at least temporarily. Here’s how it works in nature and how this concept applies to dogs:Lone Wolves in the WildWhy They Become Lone Wolves: Wolves usually leave their pack in search of new territory or a mate, a process known as “dispersal.” Younger wolves might strike out on their own to avoid competition or overcrowding. Others may be forced to leave if they don’t get along with other pack members or if they’re in conflict with the alpha wolves.Temporary or Permanent: Lone wolves generally prefer pack life but may stay alone for weeks, months, or even years until they find a new pack or start their own by forming a bond with another lone wolf. While rare, some wolves remain solitary, either out of necessity or because they can't find or create a new pack.Challenges and Survival: Life as a lone wolf is hard, as wolves rely on pack coordination to take down large prey. Solitary wolves often have to rely on smaller animals or scavenging and face higher risks, making it a less stable lifestyle in the long term.
BlackstarSue (Season of a Crime)Dollar DaysTis a Pity She Was A WhoreCan't Give Everything AwayGirl Loves MeLazarus
Dogs and the Lone Wolf ConceptDogs are Pack Animals: Even though domestic dogs evolved from wolves, they’re naturally social and are very unlikely to prefer solitude. While they might have varying levels of sociability—some are more independent, others highly social—they generally rely on their “pack,” which for domestic dogs usually means their human family or other dogs.Independent Breeds: Some dog breeds are more self-reliant, like the Shiba Inu or the Akita, and might be comfortable spending time alone or engaging in solitary activities. However, even these dogs form strong bonds with their owners and prefer not to be entirely isolated.True Lone Dogs are Rare: Unlike wolves, dogs don’t generally survive well on their own, as they haven’t developed the same skills for hunting and survival. Street or feral dogs often group up, creating loose packs, because they still have a social drive and find safety and companionship in numbers.Are Lone Wolves “Introverts” in the Animal World?Lone wolves are not introverted in the way humans can be. They’re often alone due to circumstance rather than choice and generally aim to rejoin or form a pack. Wolves are wired for social interaction and cooperation, so isolation isn’t a natural preference for them, unlike how human introverts may genuinely prefer solitude.So while the lone wolf concept is rooted in real animal behavior, it doesn’t mean these wolves enjoy solitude—they are simply adapting to it. For dogs, they’re so domesticated that a “lone wolf” lifestyle isn’t natural for them; they rely on humans or other animals for companionship and rarely choose a solitary life.
>>204498255are dave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evfA8uoAIKo
>on discord with the proto-egf>hear her vapingmy dick immediately got soft
>>204498331>gf>her
i have a big lumpy irish diaspora head
>>204497928>Nothing.So the whole "new levels of development" thing was bullshit? You have no real explanation?
>>204498412Explanation?
I wonder how many British men have diarrheoa at this exact moment
>>204498425Yeah. You mentioned new levels of development but all I've heard about so far was some self-awareness.
>>204498464My grandma died of overdosis so I could inherit a lot of money
>>204498350she's a biological female
>>204498388wonder how many men and women hes shagged
Zoomers are all the same person and all hate each otherThere are no longer grades of different humanshttps://youtu.be/b4SfMHirXnE?si=UJUhT4Tiad-iN4Rz
Raise your hand if you have a youtube video with over 200k views*raises hand*
Candy SaysSome Kind Of LoveWhat Goes OnPale Blue EyesJesusI'm Beginning To See The LightI'm Set FreeThat's The Story Of My LifeAfter Hours
>>204498476lol basedI learned a lot from this discussion thank you
>>204498503I didn't expect to see Doremi on this board
>>204498505had one with 9 mill back in the early days of youtube coz it was a music video so loadsa people watched innit
I am so, so, so, so tired of seeing a certain country’s politics every time I open the internet. You can almost say I’m fatigued.
>>204498434I learned from a movie called Flushed Away that you guys sometimes wait for the same time to have a diarrhea
>>204498539Be welcome
>>204498554Was it a repost or somehting you put together?
Morning de lads and a morning de lads Feeling tired. Not at all excited for this 10 hour shift.
May ask about an early home time today. Because I hate 10 hour shifts so much. They're bad for my mental health.
>>204498549Just like magic123MagicalPuppy
I do think drinking hot drinks without sugars or sweeteners is a good change. Not craving sweets as much anymore.
all we want to read from you is a suicide note
>>204498557
Dinarid
>she's a biological female
Have to get ready soon and it's going to be cold and I feel like having a cry.
Today2pm.BBC1.The final episode of Doctors, which has been on TV for 25 years.End of an era.
>>204498503>Zoomers are all the same personYeh not me mateVery unique, very soulful. Won't find many of me lying around, though i do like to lie around alot haha.
>>204498748>25 years.>Doctors (2000 TV series)Yeah not true at all
Having the final sips of coffee before I have to get dressed for toil. I hate my life.
>>204498563>>204498593>>204498638>>204498648The so called lonely dollhouse
>>204498760fool FOOLStart of 2000 - End of 2024 = 25 years
>>204498772>start>endDidn't know the year started in March and ended in November
>>204498750Prove itFuck zoomie gon do
>they've awakened
>>204498768want a quick shag?
>>204498793
Weird daily routine to have. Wake up, post random shit on VPN, then pretend to be a woman, then go off to toil (forgot to brush teeth again too probably).
umm no, legit think this is hyphy af and homoerotic i guess?
just checking in on new zealandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4F49zMhZn0
no this film is legit proletariat hyphy
>>204498935very much not a serious nation
>>>/fit/75451723whats happening here
>>204498736shes sent nudes and theres no gock
don't care for that violent anal fisting post
>14-year-old dies by suicide after Santa Clara schoolmates bully him about being homeless: fathernever understood why you would kill yourself and not the people tormenting you
>>204499019what about this one >>204498841jannies must be taking the night off
>>204498571what do you meanmy song? no ofc not
>>204498904WOULDinseminate
>>204499027and why would you bully a homeless kid?
>>204499080theyre probably abused at home too. thats how it usually goes.
>>204499098for all they knew, the kid was just homeless and they bullied him for itit's not like he was pretending to be a woman or anything
>>204499027urgh most people dont wna get ass raped in prison
>>204499173murder-suicide, take the bastards with you
Friends, the air smells like winter.It's interesting that each season has its own scent in the air
>>204497321gemerald
Not looking forward to toil.
>>204498847>>204498904Oh i forgot the trannies too
Waiting at toil for this 10 hour shift to commence. Mental health very poor.
>>204499414think I recognize this one by the wall, that's a tranny right?
just ate my earwax because i was too lazy to put it in the bin
>>204499480if you had a moustache, you could use your ear wax to style it, keep it nice and clean
>average Brit can go to Spain every couple of months>Same with most places in Europe Wow must be so terrible
>>204499535>Wow must be so terribleyea, people die there
>>204499535it's full of balconies
>>204496985Do you think their genes were attracted to balancing out the size of their children's buttcracks?
>>204499727vile, vulgar
>>204499535>average Brit can go to Spain every couple of monthsOh great the resident incel is going to have a melty about this nowYou see, the mods banned his "pretending to be in spain" tripcode for posting CP a few months ago now
>>204499433>Mental health very poor.Thats for certain, that is for dead certain.
arse for arse sake
>bought a bike (as an adult)>ride on the road>cars try to hit me>ride on pavement>pedestrians yell at me to get on the roadnobody is more persecuted by society than cyclists
>>204499535except the cheap parts of Spain the average Brit goes too are now so saturated with mong lower class tourists that the locals are protesting and attacking us on sight
>>204499907hahaha
so yeah, poo and so forth
>>204499907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY
*cautiously enters /brit/"
>>204499907try being a gamer
>>204500046the wonders of communism
>>204500078Escalators are the Chinaman's balcony
horny to the point of insanity recently
>>204499907So true
>>204500119My last couple goon sesh have left me buzzed for hours after, spaffed twice tonight and can still feel the tingle. Could prob go for a third if I want
>>204500103the balconies are solid, it's the brits who can't handle themin china every escalator, every lift is a gamble
>>204500119been the complete opposite me just got no libido at all
>>204500193let's fuck so i can inject some hornyness into you
>>204500205grotty little creature you are
>>204499907*laughs in jezza*https://youtu.be/Lu9msNkopZE
Stealin’ hearts and rippin’ farts.
Charles Schwab over here
I’ll brap the world and melt with poo
>>204499907most cars aren't trying to hit you, it just seems that way
just had an Australian orange
>>204500281How’s that different from a regular orange?
>>204500297it's upside down
>>204500307That's so spooky I'm not going to save it because it might haunt my files
>>204500307That’s a gollywog FYI. They used to be common here in the states back in the day before everybody became offended by everything.
might smoke a big cigarette
>>204500355Might you yeah?
>>204500369if i may
imagine fisting a girl but she farts and your hand gets launched out of her arse like a SAM missile
>>204500384*imagines it*
sir beard avoider
>>204500415The most cursed shit ive ever seen
forever bummed, i want to be forever bummed
so fucking hungry and dinner isn't for another 2 hours ffs
>watched one youtube video about how the uk turns into a shithole >all my recs is now about the the decline of ukis it that bad
>>204500548holy fuck shut the fuck UP and leave this threadneed Australians to come home from work pronto
get that flat rat thing posted
The left never learn do they? >Hurrrrrrr, you voted for trump ergo you're an asshole or an idiotAnd they wonder why people keep turning away from them
>>204500616>your are aresholeholy smokes
mjorning
>>204500548no, but people enjoy schadenfreude so there's shitloads of content about it
*does my happing morning dance*
waltong oggins
So I hear there's a gif you want to show usAlright then, let's see
>>204500773
Really hope those evil christian scum obsessed with forcing "judeo christian morality" on everyone lose the assisted dying voteDisabled people trying to deprive dying people of the right to die with dignity because they're scared that people will want to kill the disabled afterwardsChristians who think the state exists to guarantee the doctrines of their mentally ill jewish-derived religion and nothing elseSuperstitious people and broken mutant people trying to control and to deprive other people of the same basic rights that we extend to our pets and animals
>>204500773i thought you'd never ask
Serena Mello look-a-like lezzing off and blacked thicc desi wanks had. What's the third, JAV or hentai?
monstrous poo gathering its forces in my colon
>>204500795now do muslims
did someone say colon?
>>204500869pointless gimmick
>>204500877
spicy food is the horror movies of food (for retards)
jus wondrin y god killed me mum
>>204500870Muslims aren't the ones doing this, and Christians are the ones who brought Muslims into the countryIt's Christians always talking about "judeo christian" morality
it's the countdown numbers game but with that optical illusion where you see grey dots in the "crossroads" of the negative space between buttons, but only when you look near them not directly at themhttps://numble.wtf/
>>204500921what's the occasional horror kino of spicy food?
>>204500936Well it all started when Adam got lonely...
>>204500936needed more slags in heaven x
WAHEY! what’s boopin’ going on lads
Alri lads. Shame I got my trip banned for posting cp but I’ll just use this one for now. The Mrs is making a hot choccy and might have a cheeky have of Rocket League
>>204500671i just find it interesting since i thought you guys hate this man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9aI4gHRUV8&t=44s
fell in love with my computer
>>204496937>Had on girlfriend >She left me and won't contact me Bro I am not finding love again I am too autistic and ugly
>>204501037how’d you manage that
>>204501043spaffed in the cd rom drive and closed it
>>204501042not with that attitude
>>204500936its his prerogative mate x
theres bi oiunt kiving when im short ugly tiny dick and dead famiky
Just to clarify I am a nonce
>>204496937He liked her. They shared something.Also I don't believe "she broke them up" nor were the Beatles that influential. They were high sellers, they marked their era, they were the boy band version of Elvis in terms of popularity and fandom among girls, but musically they were following trends, not creating them.
Had a dream I lived with Kim wexler and hugged her for a long timeDo dream hugs still count towards all those benefits of a hug?
>>204501056I tried I went on a date and a girl left me mid date to talk to some rich guy. I realized no girl would date me so I have to get rich
>>204501037when's the wedding?/brit/ lads invited?
any of you lot who were up in the night may remember me, its diarrhoealad, back on the shitter with more diarrhoea this morning xno toil for me today, can't be more than 30ft from a bog at any time
headache off booze also ket
>prerogative
>>204497059No, John was an icon and had the biggest solo career after the Beatles
>>204501090you’re carrying quite the burden today indeed
it is absolutely mental that this thread is all i have and have had for 10 years. because i don't even like it.
>>204500795You will not get the easy way out, you will suffer the burdens of flesh, you will be compared to the most righteous, you will be held accountable for your failure to match the pattern
>>204501096good word though to be fair
>>204501090Will be keeping my ear to the ground for more updates in this story
Honestly the 2 girls I talked to taught me that women only care about money power and status. If you have none of are autistic you can never find love. >Especially as ugly as me
>>204501110off to the pub with you asap
>>204501090keep us updated with the poo count lad
T
>>204501133At least you don't have diarrhoea
earbud battery’s run out bloody hell
>>204501078had a dream a girl i used to like kissed me out of pity it wasnt even nice
>>204501161EarDUD lol xx
>>204501160big fan of this glass half full attitude you’re bringing today
>>204501176aye ahahah
>>204501161mad how we used to just be able to plug headphones in and they'd last forever and now we have to remember to keep them charged and just put up with having no headphones for a bit when they die.
>>204501133i heard that even if you do have all that theyll still cheat unless youre high t, violent and have a big dick
>>204501198we’ve gone too far in the pursuit of a wireless society
>>204501198The jack would always fail eventually and then the wires frayed. I remeber 2006
french fries(waits for the chips correction post)
Just heard a song
R.I.P.
>>204501240was it slice of heaven by dave dobbyn and herbs
>>204501198battery technology will advance to the point they might never need charging once created. the first cars were worse than horses for transport but you wouldnt say that now
>>204500795Don't forget to post about the pakistani grooming gangs later, the immigration crisis that started with the tories but really with Blair, the INSANE inheritance taxes on multimillionaires (the heart and soul of britain), how barbaric islam is and how you miss the queen.
Watching a vlod, gyal is calling the other lass "they". Took me a bit to catch on lool
Just did the world's stinkiest fartHope I don't have diarrhoea
>>204501240i heard many last night. I went to a gig you see.a musician from NZ in fact.
>>204501283>a musician from nz was it dave dobbyn
>>204500720>>204500869>>204500885terrible gimmick adam
>>204501264You really like that song>>204501283Didn't even know NZ had musicians besides Lorde
>>204501240was it when i'm cleaning windows by george formby?
>>204501283love love LOVE “you see” posting
>>204501108>>204501127>>204501145cheers lads, current poo count is a mere four, however several of these lasted over 20 minutes of near constant liquid poo jettisoning so the actual volume of "poo" (it looks like pea soup and has the consistency of water) is far higher than one may expect for only four poos worth shall keep you all posted x
>>204500936Condolensces lad.
>>204501299i wish>>204501313it was Avantdale Bowling Club
>>204501054WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHERHOWEVER FAR IT SEEMS
It was Italobrothers - Stamp on the Ground, btw
>>204501344would listen to electric dreams on account of this post but me bloody earbuds are out of battery
odds i have the micowave chicken tikka masala and the bag of mini poppadoms and the can of beer (warm)evens i put the can in the fridge and start defrosting a steakdubs i go back to bed
>>204501357christ that's an oldie
farting around in painguess that makes me a fartyr
we’ll always feed together, however far it seeds *chuck never sucks*we’ll always feed together together in electric sneeds
>>204501360now what cunt
>>204501198Technology improves our lives
boring cunt fuck off
375ml intravenous pepsi max
HUGE news ladsbeen asking for an orange slice in my cold brews from my local cafe, the owner of said cafe said he'd try it himself and he told me ever since they put orange slices in all their cold brewslegacy established
>>204501399fizzy
Sorcerer (1977), magnificent. 1.5/10
>>20450137560 is an even numbercan is in fridgesteak is defrosting
>>204501358wired lads stay winning
>>204496937swc-friendly
>>204501410gz
>>204501410hope you're getting commish lad
>>204501410good stuff lad happy for you leaving an impact
>>204501372That's nice honey
18 hour spaincuck melty begins
well, rorke?
orange slices in cold brews, that's my fucking legacy
>>204501410That "café"? A drive-by tin cantine 170km south of Alice Springs surrounded by dingos
>>204501442Who the hell’s extending their holidays while they’re over theresome of us are on annual leave lady
>>204501451screaming. good post
the pale ones getting dropped off by shiesty wearing cronem
>>204501443>Animals smoking durries now THAT’S a throwback
>>204501450>mfs hate this faux-negroid stilted autism speech that's so common among zoomers online. just say NIGGA
>>204501454Australia actually has a thriving and metropolitan cafe culture Australians are quite discerning coffee drinkers, hence chains such as Starbucks not being able to take off here in earnest
>>204501454>cantinewog cunt
idea: tattoo ricky martin's face on arse
>>204501443this is a definitive reminder that the melburnian poster that keeps calling them darbs is WRONG and melburnian slang is freakish
I also have diarrhoea but I am not diarrhoealad just a follower
>>204501304
I want to sniff the gusset and rear of Emma Watson’s underpants.
>>204501454misinformed post, I actually have 10 cafes within an 8 minute walk of my apartmentthe one that adopted my orange idea is my favourite of all of them
relapsing on yaoi again, save me fujoshisisters
was tussling my hair and a tiny worm fell out
>>204501483Wouldn't think that from the aussies who have coffeeshops here. They order exotic brands that taste like muck. I just want an espresso for fuck's sake. Also you said you went in for a beer.Aussies are hipsters.And although I was innocent enough to laugh with Karl Stefanoviç, I found out his brother is shilling fascists in sky news.I stand with Lisa Wilkinson all the way
>>204501527must smell like draugr cave
>>204501538rollercoaster of a post
>>204501546More like discharge and B.O.
@diarrhoealadI drew a pic for youI know it's not good but idk, just thought you might like itidk, nevermind, it's stupid
>I just want an espresso for fuck's sake.
>>204501567Emma Watson on the left.
>>204501538ESL prick post hand so we can all revel in your swarthiness
>>204501555Yeah I get that a lot.
>>204501581Esl??
nth for the holodem
>>20450159631/m/uk
>>204501596>I was innocent enough to laugh with Karl Stefanoviç, I found out his brother is shilling fascists in sky news.
>>204501596ESL means English second language you contemptible newfag.
>>204501620he’s just Irish mate
>>204501567howling cheers ladthat image is LITERALLY me
unironically buzzing over this coffee thing lads gonna tell my mum about it
>>204501615Kekgeocities
Heard a reporter mention that King Charles lives in Buckingham Palacereported them for doxxing
>>204501629if you put your willard in the bowl you won't wee on the floor lad that's my top tip
>>204501630chuffed for you mate good stuff
>>204501626I know, but where did he get the idea I was one?
>>204501640gonna SWAT him
*rattles the front door of the pub*LET ME IN
>>204501647by reading your post with my eyes
>>204501671>>204501671>>204501671
>>204501643wilbur far too big and won't fit :(
*rattles the front door of the new*LET ME IN
got my knobule out and got the ariana grande music videos on
