Fucking edition
>>204503856He looks like a Jew after he just sold a girl to a paki gang
>>204503856Norwood doing a number on him.
we believe in the history
doing a poo"there is no spoone" - The Matricks
Jeremy Clarkson looks grim these days
>>204503876ok
family guy is better than the simpsons
>>204503912Calm down rabbi
Emma Watson wears a poo nappy.
>>204503886Calm down rabbi
>>204503866gillian anderson turned out alright but jodie foser is minging nowspeaking of women who played clarice starling, julianne moore is older than both and would still get it
>>204503908he's in his sixties lad
I was in Angola in the late 70s. I was 17 when I went in and learned some good lessons and some harsh reality. I learned to read peoples body language and when to strike first.I learned to be brutal and show no mercy. I learned that some people dont belong in prison and some really do. It took me years to get out of prison mentality after I got out and I lost a lot of people. I went in as a funny happy hippy weed dealer and came out as a danger to society. Im thankful that I was young and had the time to get out of the jungle in my head.
>>204503919project on
>>204503941julian moore got bogged jodie foster still looks human
Stephanie McMahon 2002
Amber Turd
>>204503908He always did, he always looked like an english sausage, soft, pale and flavourless
Mad how the Jews are responsible for it all
>>204503957i just played far cry 2
>>204503966julianne moore is actually quite vocally opposed to plastic surgery, doesn't necessarily mean she hasn't bogged herself in secret but i'm willing to take her at her word
>>204503941>Oh dear, someone is old? Definitely shagging is out of the question.
>>204503850its called "Fugging" now because people used to steal the sign so much
felicia day is still fit as a fiddle in her mid-40s, why do red headed women always age the best lads?
>>204504003https://www.amazon.com/British-Invented-Communism-Blamed-Jews-ebook/dp/B0D45WSJDR
>fit as a fiddle
>>204504012*pulls eyelids*plastic surgery? NEVER! I believe in aging gracefullymy secret? a healthy diet and a good night's sleep
charli xcx is hot but she has the 1000 cock stare badly
mad how butthurt the rasheeds still are to this day about the satanic verses
ordered the shopping to my house. not going out int he cold to drag myself around Asda.
they're doing a skibidi toilet simpsons episode next season
>>204504095Im still laughing at Home Shake
>>204504082good lad, supermarket shopping in the current year is a mug's game
>>204503933Please just say normal things instead, like "I think she's hot" or "I want to have sex with her"
>>204504118>>204504082Meanwhile mbungo pulls Becky while you're inside
>HomeD'Oh!
>>204504082>asdalmao peasant
>>204504119emmayank has been posting about eating her poo for the best part of a decade now. never seen someone so committed to one bizarre gimmick.
Stoic Fun PlanetScreaming Dentist ThievesSuper Sexy Bingo CrusaderChocolate Math Co-OpNihilistic Hobo PinballHardcore Frog VengeanceAttack of the Cricket BlasterNBA Ice Cream PreacherIndiana Jones and the Zamboni EspionageMorbid Sandwich Experience
>>204504141and yet he wouldn't even give a man a handshake in order to actually eat itodd fellow
surprised the market is still going up. kinda mad that
>>204504167why would it go down
The NHS is still corruptAn ambulance manager repeatedly groped a nurse and even sent sexual messages to herWhen she showed them to HR they asked if she wanted to go to another hospital to work
>>204504141It's 190
>>204504177i thought it would have corrected by now
Excruciating Aerobics LegendNeurotic Tennis QuizNudist Catapult ReturnsMaster Chief's Beach ThievesBritney Spears' Robot CarnageMario's Bowling CarnageViolent Mall StruggleYoshi's Tank OnslaughtThe Infernal Cheese CreatorItalian Rugby Wasteland
>be winter>too cold, don't want to get out of bed, definitely don't want to take a shower as i'll be freezing my nuts off the second the hot water stops>be spring or summer>too hot, don't want to go out because i'll burn to a crisp, just lie in bed sweating my nuts off>be autumn>core body temperature is a balancing act so you have to bring a jacket and put it on and take it off at regular intervals, frustrating my nuts offfucking hate seasons
>>204504167WWIII has been prevented so why would it go down?
i had peas b'fo
Astral Police in the Hood
>>204504195do you live in a shack?
there's a lot of black people in africa
Legend of the Porn Dungeon
>>204504252why's that then
cromulent little gimmick for that one carly rae jepsen fan in /brit/
>>204504250no mate i live in a house, every year the air conditioner always seems to break right before it starts getting really hot and right when i don't have the funds on hand to get it repaired or replaced, the universe is out to get me
ultrasound on me bollocks
im in an airbnb in ireland atmfucking hell are the islands all 2nd world or something?literally sitting here with a beanie on cause its freezingim about to lie down in bed again cause of the ridiculous temps, radiator is cold too
>>204504295i grew up offgrid with solar so i've literally never had air conditioningmaybe you just need to take a teaspoon of cement also(that said i also hate summer, any temp over 19 degrees desu)
>>204504268most of them still get all their food by hunting gazelles so their bodies have to be designed for long hours of physical labour, hence god decided to help them out by making them black
>>204504330>radiator is cold toomaybe turn it on??
>>204504330They call it Direland for a reason Place I stayed in Dublin ten years ago was horribly cold too despite it being July
wish i had a big sister to cuddle me and stroke my hair and whisper in my ear everything will be ok and have sex with me
>>204504339>any temp over 19 degrees desucome home, pasty brit
Mad to think in a few short years they’re going to turn your gas supply off and force you to spend £25,000 on an electric heating system, whilst they give Somalian social housing residents one for absolutely free, and your tax will go up to pay for it
brat borat robot
>>20450433935C+ is the true test of the white man, learn to love horrible retarded hot weather lad
>>204504252suspicious when you think about it
browsing encyclopedia dramatica, used to think this was funny when i was an edgy teen but now it's fucking abhorrent, not sure if i've matured too much, or the sterilisation of controversial content from the internet over the past decade or so has affected me more than i thought
there will never be a movie like borat again
another fantastic day in /brit/ with all american posts filtered
when asked what their favorite season is, everyone lies and says something other than summer
>>204504409there aren't many yanks posting at the minute
thinking about turning the tv on maybe its radiating some warmthim so glad i brought my sweater at leastthere no hairdryer here either i look terrible if i cant hairdry my hair>>204504347its turned on all the way lad>>204504362its crazyweather is very bad toovery coldi have to go out in an hour or two to get some food, not looking forward to that
>>204504400aye it's horrible in hindsightjust regular wiki articles with fag/nigger every few words
>>204504416summer is nice if it's rainy, otherwise it can fuck right off
>>204504426i wouldnt know. i have filtered their posts you see
>>204504449yeah exactly good example, they all lie like you just did
>>204504416no, mine is summer. i love spring but nothing beats long days and warm weather. if i lived in a hot country i doubt id like summer but in England its lovely.
>>204504438doesnt it get to like -15 in ukrainestop moping
if my train, which originally starts at Euston, is not delayed at my station tomorrow I will give each of you 1 billion pounds
>>204504373i would like to. when i see the rolling hills and cloudy skies of Britannia, i yearn
>>204504439it's like a snapshot of /b/ in 2007 except still being actively updated with recent developments as though it's stuck in a time trapstill not as offensive to me as the rational wiki though
>>204504470i dont even know why i have a ukrainian flag, i am logged in into the wifi here.i have nothing to do with the ukraine, im not from there, i was never thereim cold & afraid
wikipenis
>>204504479euston we have a problem hahaha
>>204504395i hate it during the night, during the day i think it's fine, would rather overcast/rainy though. there's definitely a place for it, spending the day under the sun is vital for manhood methinks
WELLLLLLLWELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
performing routine maintenance on my penis
need a vietnamese bitch
>>204504523thats not fucking funny mate dont joke about that they could have died
I'll fucking kill you
you don't get to insert a superfluous H into your name, "thom yorke" the silent E is bad enough
>>204504400the one page where the more you scrolled down the worse shit that appeared was probably my first experience with gore and goatse as a kid
how funny would it be if barron trump decided to become a professional wrestlerhe should, otherwise it's a waste of potential
>>204504574ah yes, "offended"
>>204504572t(h)om york(e)he's him
>>204504599Thom Rorke lol
>>204504523unironically
>>204504485what's stopping you?book a flight for france, hop on a dinghythousands do it
pom dork
>>204504616i don't think they'd let me stay even if i was a muslim convert
Jeremy Klaxon
Yeah I want to shag her. I think she’s fit. I also want to smell her farts though.
>>204504629>hairy man legs
couple of boiled eggs up the arse
>>204504629bitch(nigga) on the right looks like a fucking orc. the absolute state
authentic mexican cuisine
why on earth did they put a range of 20-80%? that's an absolutely enormous differencethe WHO are evil cowards who need to find another site to sully
New Rorke
>>204504625try the lgbtqia2+ persecuted minority in australia angle
poo rorke city
>>204504330Ukraine has cold weather too, you should be used to it
>>204504771
Yanks don't know that butter contains milk
>>204504195Try living here mate where the sky is white 350 days of the year
>>204504669Weird that South Korea and Japan are polar opposites on this issueAlso why do Slovenes love circumcision. Weird.
>>204504362No way you have a different climate if you live on any of the coasts.Well, I guess the gulf stream makes everything fucking humid
mmhmm ... couple more hours
>>204504400It has. The english are creatures of extreme conformism after all
>very old male customer said I have a "lovely deep voice"Is this a compliment or an insult?
>parents want to retire >they ask me to help sort their shit out >going through everything thinking they'll be fine on state pension and some savings they have>turns out they have private pensions>several private pensions each>several matured funds and letters from companies that go back years saying they are holding money for them and want to pay them but they have never heard from them >rough estimation they have well over £800,000 combined>they've lived barely scraping above working class for like decadesI don't really know how to process this. We lived like complete povvos for years and they've been sitting on a near million and didn't know it.
hawk poo ah poo on that thang
>>204504869he's saying that he knows what you are
i need a new job, only a couple years before my wage is the new minimum wage
>>204504883Is this pasta? I'm sure I've seen this posted maybe last year or two years ago.
>>204504883... would be a shame if something were to happen to them, eh?
>I don't really know how to process this
>>204504923'
watching this talk tuah podcast as of now
Normies at work discussing their normal lifestyles and it's making me cringe and feel unwell
Sir Hawk Starmer
Sir Poo Wanker
>>204504942now how do you think they feel having you around? why aren't you in britfeel instead of here for almost normal people?
>>204504830yeah slovenes are catholic and yet they have higher circumcision rates than bosnia and hezegovinia which is a rasheed country, very odd
sir arse burglar
>>204504836It's damp and drafty everywhere in DublinI live inland, it gets cold as fuck here but the houses are insulated
vbp (very big poo) incoming
/brit/ is a vbp general
>>204504942No wonder you have never had a friend before
watched the jack taylor series and wanted to move to galway for a yearfound out there's darkies there tooruined
might go to that box in mecca and commit suicide by walking in the opposite direction as everyone else and get crushed underfoot by a rabble of rotating rasheeds
leftypol revealed
>>204505115enjoyed "rabble of rotating rasheeds"
>>204505115if you do, make sure you wear a bomb vest
>go to reddit to see if there's an update on David Coote>Top thread on the site is in the Archeology board and it's a picture of Indiana Jones and the title is "I'm not an archeologist but if we punch Nazis, I'm in">Hidden down in the comments is someone asking the OP if they'd really punch a nazi and the OP saying "I work with Nazis every day but I've never actually punch one because I'd lose my job"lmao fucking state of these people
>>204505129thanks mate i spent at least 45 seconds coming up with that alliteration
love snails and their silly little faces aha
yanks are still counting votes
>>204505136Thank you, Anon. *turns toward camera* And that was the latest from our Incel Correspondent. Stay tuned for more boring updates nobody asked for after his post cooldown finishes.
>>204505115imagine the BO in the thick of a crowd like that
gf paper planed me this
>>204505170yea me too haha *starts chopping garlic*
Yeah it's called not fucking having kids in the first place lmao
>>204505132obviously, non-muslims aren't allowed in mecca and i'd have to wear the standard muslim uniform to avoid blowing my cover
Don't even buy what I actually want in Tesco these days. Want caramel wafers, but KitKats are in the clubcard offer. So I get KitKats. Yes Mr Clubcard I'll buy whatever biscuits you tell me to sir. Pathetic
>>204505198Done 'im
>>204505225Why are you against people having children? Is it because you can't have any of your own?
>>204505198done him a good one there
>>204505269Because it's a lifestyle choice. People choose to have kids so can't complain afterwards.
>>204505225Can't even keep your own one-dimensional gimmick straight anymore Pack it up mate
>>204505225If nobody has kids then the human race will die outPeople want kids because they want to spread their genes - it's an instinct that every living thing has. People want it as much as they want to breathe or eat.
islam is right about women
sir cumberland sausager
>>204505299Incentive to reproduce is reduced due to environmental and social issues.I'm studying Biology.
>>204505225oh no she followed her biological programming so now she deserves to die, what a stupid bitch
>spaino replying to himself again
sir paki pizza scranner
why should i subscribe to a religion when none of them can agree on what they even believe.
>>204505330>Incentive to reproduce is reduced due to environmental and social issues.People are finding it harder to afford children these days, but they still want kids
>>204505330It's amazing how fucking boring and predictable you are Bet you were flapping your autistic arms about when you saw that article and rushed here to post about to get a few replies telling you to fuck off and die You might the most pathetic excuse for a human being ever
>>204505353I despise children because I'm not a nonce. The obsession with children isn't healthy or normal.>>204505362Shit the fuck up
wish the cute girl at toil i used to flirt with would break up with her bf so i could take my shot and have a go on her, should've moved in while i had the chance ffs
>>204505362His bait posts are so fucking obvious, what's sadder is cunts actually fall for it
>>204505376Kill yourself boring retard
>>204505376Morning EW, any new products at Aldi that you reckon are worth trying? Have they got the Christmas stuff in stock yet? x
>>204505401Christmas stock is in. I like the chilli cheese bread rolls they do now.
>>204505390He is so sad and desperate for attention he samefags his own bait to get a few extra replies like this saying "omg he's samefagging again" god I fucking hate him so much
diatoms
>>204505410Ooh they sound lush, might pop in later and get some. Bet they’d be good for a sandwich. Ta x
lot of stubbed posts there
doing the aforementioned vbp (very big poo)
>>204505424Love these guys
>>204505424pathetic excuse for a eukaryoteif you want to be a piece of microscopic slime then fuck off back to the prokaryote domain with the rest of those unicellular losers
Princess carrying Employed Woman into the Aldi stock room and ravishing her on top of the boxes of grated cheese
just chortled at this black kid tripping over and smashing his head into the pavement. I'd feel bad, but he isn't white...
>>204505461Nah they're cool and the dust from their corpses is good for my garden
>>204505494should i snort their corpse dust?
Turning on Employed Woman’s remote controlled vibrating butt plug and watching her go pink and stutter while working the tills as I stimulate her p-spot from afar.
>>204505508No it is an inhalation hazard big time
>>204505473was he skating?
Sold tesla (minimal loss)Bought tsm (it's doing ok)I've realized I'm a discretionary day trader and will adapt to trade with people leveraging. Going to start a book on the subject today. still staying away from cryptoP.s. somebody from /cum/ got me b& so if you don't see me posting as much for 2 days, that's why
The loud “pop” sound as I slide out of Employed Woman’s bubblegum pink bussy echoing around the stock room after I dump a 10-day load inside her.
>>204505445I dont even see the stubs anymore.
pea and ham soup for lunch x
>>204505556Already losing your shirt lmaoMaybe try reading the book with your eyes you fucking retard
>>204505565come on man
>>204505565just no need for that
>>204505565Corrrrr…
>>204505539almost makes me feel bad about loving duck confit so muchchicken? no regrets, they're literally too dumb to livebut ducks have an intelligence to them
>>204505565Early start to the tranny janny discord raidGot anything new for us today or more of the same?
Eating a mixture of popcorn and pretzels. Lush rating is off the scale
>>204505376The desire to want your own children is of course healthy and normal. It's as healthy as breathing air or eating good food.If nobody had kids then the human race would perish. This would not be healthy, because it would eliminate the health of humans.
>>204505565howling
>>204505627That bait flopped mate just give upGo back to the writing room and come back when you've thought of something more interesting and funny than just haha le tranny
>>204505539Thought this was Apollo from Robot Wars in the thumbnail aha x
>>204505596>losing your shirt5 dollar lossI'd also like to mention had i ignored you sewing doubt I'd probably still be invested in btc at profit. I'm being very cautious tyvm
>>204505613my landlord keeps ducks and chickens in the garden and I love them to bits, still wouldn't mind eating them though.
in fact it does make me feel badmy old man had a duck friendi've have chicken cross the road right in front of my car to get to safety when they were already safeno duck ever did that...maybe meat is fine as long as it's stupidhannibal said eat the rudei say eat the stupid
Never hear about EW's uni degree do you? Must be a meme degree like Shelf Stocking Studies. Waste of £9k a year
>sewing bardl
Snogging Employed Woman in my Vauxhall Corsa as I drop her off outside Aldi to start her shift. A thread of saliva drips from her mouth as we pull our mouths apart and we are both visibly hard. I tell her I can’t wait to take her home later. She knows what that means and bites her bottom lip while blushing.
>>204505697i've had*
workshopping a decent new gimmick lads, reckon i'll have it ready to drop later today
Tranny Janny incel discord raiders
Why is the Canadian always so upset. Anyway, count your blessings lads. Each day you're able to wake up is a blessing
I NEED INDIE BRIT GF TO LISTEN TO POSTBREXITCORE SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!111
>>204505697>minor typoI'm going to eat you
diarrhoealad checking in again, got another load of liquid poo ready to go, will vocaroo it as that aussie lad suggested earlier
>>204505705You’re honestly making me feel a bit sick lad, pack it in please
>>204505730do you ever think about how youll plead innocence when you get stung
elden scroll
>>204505754Hope you don't die man that is a lot of diarrhea
>>204505674I didn't mention anything to do with transsexual people
>>204505754this is what you get for eating paki pizzadon't say i didn't warn you
>>204505754current poo count?
>>204505787And the puzzles are only going to get easier. Its so over for Tamriel
Shagging Sacked Tranny’s hairy smelly man arse in the staff toilets on our break at Aldi. I only have a couple of minutes left of my break and the poo smells wafting up to my nose are making me lose my erection so I donkey punch him hard in the back of the head to make him spazz out and clamp down on my cock. I finish inside him and wipe my pooey cock on his Aldi polo shirt. .
>>204505800think we're on 6/7 poos now lad. lost count tbf. but as before several of them were 20 minute long epics with thunderous guffing in between blasts of poo>>204505788>>204505796yeh it's not good lads, have been doing my best to stay hydrated. don't think it's from food poisoning though (regardless I have not scranned kizza, babs or any other such nonsense for weeks) as have been unwell all week, this is just the crescendo
might go for a piss
just converting a mp4 to webm so i can post it herewait till you see this
time is running out for me now 25 and girlfriendless the prospect of making it to 26 without finding another girlfriend is inconceivable, but i don't see any way out of this
>>204505836Drink electrolytes and hopefully you're alright soonWe will be here if you need us
>>204505831>Sacked Tranny’s hairy smelly man arse in the staff toilets on our break at Aldiif he's sacked, he's not part of staff anymoreyou see, the reason i don't want darkies in my netflix adaptations is not that i'm racist (i am), it's because i care about coherence.
>>204505782"Sorry for posting that image, officer?"Yeah, ahah. Cute kid amirite?
Belgium will be logging on shortly x
where do I go to pull up brit chicks as a hispanic man who looks arab
He's going for a piss! Get him!
about to roll the fattest blunt ever
>>204505860
going for a run in a minute aha
rorke used to call me on his cellphone,late night when he need my love
>>204505873The “Sacked” part of his name actually refers to the fact he still has his scrotum, or “sack” as we sometimes say in English
>>204505883do you like las alturas de macchu picchu
see this car accident in the background?that was a REAL car accidentnot in the scriptthe guy banging into scully was scripted but the car crash wasn'ther reaction to it is 100% genuinethen they finished the scene and that's the actual scene that made it into the show, because coincidentally, that part of the show was trying to depict a town descending into chaos
>>204505896Already seen this posted a bunch of times you liar
>>204505896need someone to edit the glider out of thist
>>204505901alribut surely you understand my confusion
>>204505905One of my favourite Chilean records, but I always recommend El Indio album from the same band, have you listened to it?
the chinese gf
>>204505914that's not me (>>204505860)that's an imposter>>204505909 is the webm i converted
>>204505905One of my favorite Chilean records, but if we talk about Los Jaivas, I always recommend El Indio
>>204505944Yes that’s why we help ESL retards here on /brit/, it’s not their fault they speak a useless first language
>>204505955Oh ok very neat actuallyI remember that episode vaguely Need to rewatch X files
ever since i left the city rorke,got a reputation for himself now,everybody knows and i feel left out,rorke he got me down, he got me stressed out
>>204505954emmayank hitting Save Image As...
Alzheimerslad moved to Chile
no matter how thoroughly i shave with an electric shaver, i ALWAYS find stray hairs while stroking my face and neck hours afterwardsand the shaver smells like smelly feet a few hours after using it, even if my face is clean and i clean the shaver afteranyone else get this?
>>204505946no i just remember listening to that one loads when i was about 12
cos ever since I left the city, rorke,started wearing less and going out more,glasses of champagne out on the dancefloor,hanging with some guys i've never seen before
>>204505872cheers lad. as requested here is the vocaroo of a poo I've just done. unfortunately I forgot to turn off background noise filtering so the finer elements of the audio have been lost but you'll get the gist of it.https://voca.ro/1efalrva30Yl
>>204506007time to get the burning cream bucko
someone once told me: you're ever only as faithful as your optionshonestly so true
>>204506024don't know what that is
>>204506022I didn't want to hear this but hope the poo enthusiasts enjoy
>>204506039a chemical depilatory of sorts
>>204505901no it doesn't you blundering oaf, sacked tranny is so called because he got sacked from greggs for threatening suicide multiple times and spent months blogging here about the employment tribunal process and taking legal advice from mousenonce (all of this actually happened btw)
Somebody told me: that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend
>>204506022Genuinely wanking over this
i have faith in the lord our god yahweh christ and his wife's son jesus christ
>>204505909The more you know
>>204506088yeah?
>>204505952well im straight and i would
>>204506011Anyways I do like Los Jaivas but I'm not a die hard fan, have you listened to other bands such as Congreso, Los Prisioneros, Los Tres? Please for the love of God do not listen to Los Bunkers because that band sucks ass
>>204506072>autism moment
>>204506066i inferred the likelihood of this from the context
>>204506072>NOOOO MY TRIPFAGGOT LORE GET IT RIGHT REEEE
>>204506122Too big simple as
>>204506102i reckon that has got to be the only chilean music ive ever heardactually i remember seeing some chilean band back when i lived in liverpoolthey were coolthey had orange skini bought their cd but then i lost it because i was too drunkwhats wrong with los bunkers are they that south american pop with that one beat that goes "dun DA-dun-DA dun"
SOME BODY ONCE TOLD MEPicrel (it's (You)
>>204506122can't seem to spy her willard
ever since i left the city, rorke, rorke, rorke,him and me, we just don't get along,he makes me feel like i did him wrong,going places where he don't belong
got red velvet on the stereo system
>>204506122literally no advantages for having tits this big
Feel bad for diarrhea lad. HAd food poisoning myself a few months back and it was horrible. Averaged a shit every 90 minutes
rorke has been nullified pic related
cooking some eggs and toast with bacon
eatin oats
thinking about drinking tea
Don't enjoy wanking anymore
Emma Watson poo
>>204506229give yourself the rest of the week off
Having a read about assembly languages on wikipedia. Quite interesting stuff as it were
>>204506135Chilean band with orange skin in Liverpool... To be honest I can't come with a name
>>204506245Oh and about Los Bunkers is because they're WAY overrated and only have like two or three good songs, but basic people love them when there are better bands
mr burns. Funny
mr bums
>>204506282
alri
effing and jeffing
>>204506221also eating oats that have been glued together with honey
New>>204506329>>204506329>>204506329
>>204506134You must be a manlet if you think they're too big. They're just right (but of course I wouldn't complain if they were bigger)
>>204506282when i was a kid i had a toy figure of that guy in star wars who has the rancor (pic related)me and my brother called him smithers because we thought he looked like mr burnsand mr burns is always going "smithers!"
>>204505975sure bud, diev et mon droit btw, care yo explain that to dumb esl me?