>>204503856
He looks like a Jew after he just sold a girl to a paki gang

>>204503856
Norwood doing a number on him.

we believe in the history

doing a poo
"there is no spoone" - The Matricks

Jeremy Clarkson looks grim these days

>>204503876
ok

family guy is better than the simpsons

>>204503912
Calm down rabbi

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Emma Watson wears a poo nappy.

>>204503886
Calm down rabbi

>>204503866
gillian anderson turned out alright but jodie foser is minging now
speaking of women who played clarice starling, julianne moore is older than both and would still get it

>>204503908
he's in his sixties lad

I was in Angola in the late 70s. I was 17 when I went in and learned some good lessons and some harsh reality. I learned to read peoples body language and when to strike first.I learned to be brutal and show no mercy. I learned that some people dont belong in prison and some really do. It took me years to get out of prison mentality after I got out and I lost a lot of people. I went in as a funny happy hippy weed dealer and came out as a danger to society. Im thankful that I was young and had the time to get out of the jungle in my head.

>>204503919
project on

>>204503941
julian moore got bogged
jodie foster still looks human

Stephanie McMahon 2002

Amber Turd

>>204503908
He always did, he always looked like an english sausage, soft, pale and flavourless

Mad how the Jews are responsible for it all

>>204503957
i just played far cry 2

>>204503966
julianne moore is actually quite vocally opposed to plastic surgery, doesn't necessarily mean she hasn't bogged herself in secret but i'm willing to take her at her word

>>204503941
>Oh dear, someone is old? Definitely shagging is out of the question.

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>>204503850
its called "Fugging" now because people used to steal the sign so much

felicia day is still fit as a fiddle in her mid-40s, why do red headed women always age the best lads?

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>>204504003
https://www.amazon.com/British-Invented-Communism-Blamed-Jews-ebook/dp/B0D45WSJDR

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>fit as a fiddle

>>204504012
*pulls eyelids*
plastic surgery? NEVER! I believe in aging gracefully
my secret? a healthy diet and a good night's sleep

charli xcx is hot but she has the 1000 cock stare badly

mad how butthurt the rasheeds still are to this day about the satanic verses

ordered the shopping to my house. not going out int he cold to drag myself around Asda.

they're doing a skibidi toilet simpsons episode next season

>>204504095
Im still laughing at Home Shake

>>204504082
good lad, supermarket shopping in the current year is a mug's game

>>204503933
Please just say normal things instead, like "I think she's hot" or "I want to have sex with her"

>>204504118
>>204504082
Meanwhile mbungo pulls Becky while you're inside

>Home
D'Oh!

>>204504082
>asda
lmao peasant

>>204504119
emmayank has been posting about eating her poo for the best part of a decade now. never seen someone so committed to one bizarre gimmick.

Stoic Fun Planet
Screaming Dentist Thieves
Super Sexy Bingo Crusader
Chocolate Math Co-Op
Nihilistic Hobo Pinball
Hardcore Frog Vengeance
Attack of the Cricket Blaster
NBA Ice Cream Preacher
Indiana Jones and the Zamboni Espionage
Morbid Sandwich Experience

>>204504141
and yet he wouldn't even give a man a handshake in order to actually eat it
odd fellow

surprised the market is still going up. kinda mad that

>>204504167
why would it go down

The NHS is still corrupt

An ambulance manager repeatedly groped a nurse and even sent sexual messages to her

When she showed them to HR they asked if she wanted to go to another hospital to work

>>204504141
It's 190

>>204504177
i thought it would have corrected by now

Excruciating Aerobics Legend
Neurotic Tennis Quiz
Nudist Catapult Returns
Master Chief's Beach Thieves
Britney Spears' Robot Carnage
Mario's Bowling Carnage
Violent Mall Struggle
Yoshi's Tank Onslaught
The Infernal Cheese Creator
Italian Rugby Wasteland

>be winter
>too cold, don't want to get out of bed, definitely don't want to take a shower as i'll be freezing my nuts off the second the hot water stops
>be spring or summer
>too hot, don't want to go out because i'll burn to a crisp, just lie in bed sweating my nuts off
>be autumn
>core body temperature is a balancing act so you have to bring a jacket and put it on and take it off at regular intervals, frustrating my nuts off
fucking hate seasons

>>204504167
WWIII has been prevented so why would it go down?

i had peas b'fo

Astral Police in the Hood

>>204504195
do you live in a shack?

there's a lot of black people in africa

Legend of the Porn Dungeon

>>204504252
why's that then

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cromulent little gimmick for that one carly rae jepsen fan in /brit/

>>204504250
no mate i live in a house, every year the air conditioner always seems to break right before it starts getting really hot and right when i don't have the funds on hand to get it repaired or replaced, the universe is out to get me

ultrasound on me bollocks

im in an airbnb in ireland atm
fucking hell are the islands all 2nd world or something?
literally sitting here with a beanie on cause its freezing
im about to lie down in bed again cause of the ridiculous temps, radiator is cold too

>>204504295
i grew up offgrid with solar so i've literally never had air conditioning
maybe you just need to take a teaspoon of cement also
(that said i also hate summer, any temp over 19 degrees desu)

>>204504268
most of them still get all their food by hunting gazelles so their bodies have to be designed for long hours of physical labour, hence god decided to help them out by making them black

>>204504330
>radiator is cold too
maybe turn it on??

>>204504330
They call it Direland for a reason
Place I stayed in Dublin ten years ago was horribly cold too despite it being July

wish i had a big sister to cuddle me and stroke my hair and whisper in my ear everything will be ok and have sex with me

>>204504339
>any temp over 19 degrees desu
come home, pasty brit

Mad to think in a few short years they’re going to turn your gas supply off and force you to spend £25,000 on an electric heating system, whilst they give Somalian social housing residents one for absolutely free, and your tax will go up to pay for it

brat borat robot

>>204504339
35C+ is the true test of the white man, learn to love horrible retarded hot weather lad

>>204504252
suspicious when you think about it

browsing encyclopedia dramatica, used to think this was funny when i was an edgy teen but now it's fucking abhorrent, not sure if i've matured too much, or the sterilisation of controversial content from the internet over the past decade or so has affected me more than i thought

there will never be a movie like borat again

another fantastic day in /brit/ with all american posts filtered

when asked what their favorite season is, everyone lies and says something other than summer

>>204504409
there aren't many yanks posting at the minute

thinking about turning the tv on maybe its radiating some warmth
im so glad i brought my sweater at least
there no hairdryer here either i look terrible if i cant hairdry my hair

>>204504347
its turned on all the way lad

>>204504362
its crazy
weather is very bad too
very cold
i have to go out in an hour or two to get some food, not looking forward to that

>>204504400
aye it's horrible in hindsight
just regular wiki articles with fag/nigger every few words

>>204504416
summer is nice if it's rainy, otherwise it can fuck right off

>>204504426
i wouldnt know. i have filtered their posts you see

>>204504449
yeah exactly good example, they all lie like you just did

>>204504416
no, mine is summer. i love spring but nothing beats long days and warm weather. if i lived in a hot country i doubt id like summer but in England its lovely.

>>204504438
doesnt it get to like -15 in ukraine
stop moping

if my train, which originally starts at Euston, is not delayed at my station tomorrow I will give each of you 1 billion pounds

>>204504373
i would like to. when i see the rolling hills and cloudy skies of Britannia, i yearn

>>204504439
it's like a snapshot of /b/ in 2007 except still being actively updated with recent developments as though it's stuck in a time trap
still not as offensive to me as the rational wiki though

>>204504470
i dont even know why i have a ukrainian flag, i am logged in into the wifi here.
i have nothing to do with the ukraine, im not from there, i was never there
im cold & afraid

wikipenis

>>204504479
euston we have a problem hahaha

>>204504395
i hate it during the night, during the day i think it's fine, would rather overcast/rainy though. there's definitely a place for it, spending the day under the sun is vital for manhood methinks

WELLLLLLL
WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW

performing routine maintenance on my penis

need a vietnamese bitch

>>204504523
thats not fucking funny mate dont joke about that they could have died

I'll fucking kill you

you don't get to insert a superfluous H into your name, "thom yorke"

the silent E is bad enough

>>204504400
the one page where the more you scrolled down the worse shit that appeared was probably my first experience with gore and goatse as a kid

how funny would it be if barron trump decided to become a professional wrestler
he should, otherwise it's a waste of potential

>>204504574
ah yes, "offended"

>>204504572
t(h)om york(e)
he's him

>>204504599
Thom Rorke lol

>>204504523
unironically

>>204504485
what's stopping you?
book a flight for france, hop on a dinghy
thousands do it

pom dork

>>204504616
i don't think they'd let me stay even if i was a muslim convert

Jeremy Klaxon

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Yeah I want to shag her. I think she’s fit. I also want to smell her farts though.

>>204504629
>hairy man legs

couple of boiled eggs up the arse

>>204504629
bitch(nigga) on the right looks like a fucking orc. the absolute state

authentic mexican cuisine

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why on earth did they put a range of 20-80%? that's an absolutely enormous difference
the WHO are evil cowards who need to find another site to sully

New Rorke

>>204504625
try the lgbtqia2+ persecuted minority in australia angle

poo rorke city

>>204504330
Ukraine has cold weather too, you should be used to it

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>>204504771

Yanks don't know that butter contains milk

>>204504195
Try living here mate where the sky is white 350 days of the year

>>204504669
Weird that South Korea and Japan are polar opposites on this issue

Also why do Slovenes love circumcision. Weird.

>>204504362
No way you have a different climate if you live on any of the coasts.

Well, I guess the gulf stream makes everything fucking humid

mmhmm ...
couple more hours

>>204504400
It has. The english are creatures of extreme conformism after all

>very old male customer said I have a "lovely deep voice"

Is this a compliment or an insult?

>parents want to retire
>they ask me to help sort their shit out
>going through everything thinking they'll be fine on state pension and some savings they have
>turns out they have private pensions
>several private pensions each
>several matured funds and letters from companies that go back years saying they are holding money for them and want to pay them but they have never heard from them
>rough estimation they have well over £800,000 combined
>they've lived barely scraping above working class for like decades

I don't really know how to process this. We lived like complete povvos for years and they've been sitting on a near million and didn't know it.

hawk poo ah
poo on that thang

>>204504869
he's saying that he knows what you are

i need a new job, only a couple years before my wage is the new minimum wage

>>204504883
Is this pasta? I'm sure I've seen this posted maybe last year or two years ago.

>>204504883
... would be a shame if something were to happen to them, eh?

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>I don't really know how to process this

>>204504923
'

watching this talk tuah podcast as of now

Normies at work discussing their normal lifestyles and it's making me cringe and feel unwell

Sir Hawk Starmer

Sir Poo Wanker

>>204504942
now how do you think they feel having you around? why aren't you in britfeel instead of here for almost normal people?

>>204504830
yeah slovenes are catholic and yet they have higher circumcision rates than bosnia and hezegovinia which is a rasheed country, very odd

sir arse burglar

>>204504836
It's damp and drafty everywhere in Dublin
I live inland, it gets cold as fuck here but the houses are insulated

vbp (very big poo) incoming

/brit/ is a vbp general

>>204504942
No wonder you have never had a friend before

watched the jack taylor series and wanted to move to galway for a year
found out there's darkies there too
ruined

might go to that box in mecca and commit suicide by walking in the opposite direction as everyone else and get crushed underfoot by a rabble of rotating rasheeds

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leftypol revealed

>>204505115
enjoyed "rabble of rotating rasheeds"

>>204505115
if you do, make sure you wear a bomb vest

>go to reddit to see if there's an update on David Coote
>Top thread on the site is in the Archeology board and it's a picture of Indiana Jones and the title is "I'm not an archeologist but if we punch Nazis, I'm in"
>Hidden down in the comments is someone asking the OP if they'd really punch a nazi and the OP saying "I work with Nazis every day but I've never actually punch one because I'd lose my job"
lmao fucking state of these people

>>204505129
thanks mate i spent at least 45 seconds coming up with that alliteration

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love snails and their silly little faces aha

yanks are still counting votes

>>204505136
Thank you, Anon.
*turns toward camera*
And that was the latest from our Incel Correspondent. Stay tuned for more boring updates nobody asked for after his post cooldown finishes.

>>204505115
imagine the BO in the thick of a crowd like that

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gf paper planed me this

>>204505170
yea me too haha *starts chopping garlic*

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Yeah it's called not fucking having kids in the first place lmao

>>204505132
obviously, non-muslims aren't allowed in mecca and i'd have to wear the standard muslim uniform to avoid blowing my cover

Don't even buy what I actually want in Tesco these days. Want caramel wafers, but KitKats are in the clubcard offer. So I get KitKats. Yes Mr Clubcard I'll buy whatever biscuits you tell me to sir. Pathetic

>>204505198
Done 'im

>>204505225
Why are you against people having children? Is it because you can't have any of your own?

>>204505198
done him a good one there

>>204505269
Because it's a lifestyle choice. People choose to have kids so can't complain afterwards.

>>204505225
Can't even keep your own one-dimensional gimmick straight anymore
Pack it up mate

>>204505225
If nobody has kids then the human race will die out

People want kids because they want to spread their genes - it's an instinct that every living thing has. People want it as much as they want to breathe or eat.

islam is right about women

sir cumberland sausager

>>204505299
Incentive to reproduce is reduced due to environmental and social issues.

I'm studying Biology.

>>204505225
oh no she followed her biological programming so now she deserves to die, what a stupid bitch

>spaino replying to himself again

sir paki pizza scranner

why should i subscribe to a religion when none of them can agree on what they even believe.

>>204505330
>Incentive to reproduce is reduced due to environmental and social issues.
People are finding it harder to afford children these days, but they still want kids

>>204505330
It's amazing how fucking boring and predictable you are
Bet you were flapping your autistic arms about when you saw that article and rushed here to post about to get a few replies telling you to fuck off and die
You might the most pathetic excuse for a human being ever

>>204505353
I despise children because I'm not a nonce. The obsession with children isn't healthy or normal.

>>204505362
Shit the fuck up

wish the cute girl at toil i used to flirt with would break up with her bf so i could take my shot and have a go on her, should've moved in while i had the chance ffs

>>204505362
His bait posts are so fucking obvious, what's sadder is cunts actually fall for it

>>204505376
Kill yourself boring retard

>>204505376
Morning EW, any new products at Aldi that you reckon are worth trying? Have they got the Christmas stuff in stock yet? x

>>204505401
Christmas stock is in. I like the chilli cheese bread rolls they do now.

>>204505390
He is so sad and desperate for attention he samefags his own bait to get a few extra replies like this saying "omg he's samefagging again" god I fucking hate him so much

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diatoms

>>204505410
Ooh they sound lush, might pop in later and get some. Bet they’d be good for a sandwich. Ta x

lot of stubbed posts there

doing the aforementioned vbp (very big poo)

>>204505424
Love these guys

>>204505424
pathetic excuse for a eukaryote
if you want to be a piece of microscopic slime then fuck off back to the prokaryote domain with the rest of those unicellular losers

Princess carrying Employed Woman into the Aldi stock room and ravishing her on top of the boxes of grated cheese

just chortled at this black kid tripping over and smashing his head into the pavement. I'd feel bad, but he isn't white...

>>204505461
Nah they're cool and the dust from their corpses is good for my garden

>>204505494
should i snort their corpse dust?

Turning on Employed Woman’s remote controlled vibrating butt plug and watching her go pink and stutter while working the tills as I stimulate her p-spot from afar.

>>204505508
No it is an inhalation hazard big time

>>204505473
was he skating?

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Sold tesla (minimal loss)
Bought tsm (it's doing ok)

I've realized I'm a discretionary day trader and will adapt to trade with people leveraging. Going to start a book on the subject today. still staying away from crypto

P.s. somebody from /cum/ got me b& so if you don't see me posting as much for 2 days, that's why

The loud “pop” sound as I slide out of Employed Woman’s bubblegum pink bussy echoing around the stock room after I dump a 10-day load inside her.

>>204505445
I dont even see the stubs anymore.

pea and ham soup for lunch x

>>204505556
Already losing your shirt lmao
Maybe try reading the book with your eyes you fucking retard

>>204505565
come on man

>>204505565
just no need for that

>>204505565
Corrrrr…

>>204505539
almost makes me feel bad about loving duck confit so much
chicken? no regrets, they're literally too dumb to live
but ducks have an intelligence to them

>>204505565
Early start to the tranny janny discord raid
Got anything new for us today or more of the same?

Eating a mixture of popcorn and pretzels. Lush rating is off the scale

>>204505376
The desire to want your own children is of course healthy and normal. It's as healthy as breathing air or eating good food.

If nobody had kids then the human race would perish. This would not be healthy, because it would eliminate the health of humans.

>>204505565
howling

>>204505627
That bait flopped mate just give up
Go back to the writing room and come back when you've thought of something more interesting and funny than just haha le tranny

>>204505539
Thought this was Apollo from Robot Wars in the thumbnail aha x

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>>204505596
>losing your shirt
5 dollar loss

I'd also like to mention had i ignored you sewing doubt I'd probably still be invested in btc at profit. I'm being very cautious tyvm

>>204505613
my landlord keeps ducks and chickens in the garden and I love them to bits, still wouldn't mind eating them though.

in fact it does make me feel bad
my old man had a duck friend
i've have chicken cross the road right in front of my car to get to safety when they were already safe
no duck ever did that...
maybe meat is fine as long as it's stupid
hannibal said eat the rude
i say eat the stupid

Never hear about EW's uni degree do you? Must be a meme degree like Shelf Stocking Studies. Waste of £9k a year

>sewing
bardl

Snogging Employed Woman in my Vauxhall Corsa as I drop her off outside Aldi to start her shift. A thread of saliva drips from her mouth as we pull our mouths apart and we are both visibly hard. I tell her I can’t wait to take her home later. She knows what that means and bites her bottom lip while blushing.

>>204505697
i've had*

workshopping a decent new gimmick lads, reckon i'll have it ready to drop later today

Tranny Janny incel discord raiders

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Why is the Canadian always so upset. Anyway, count your blessings lads. Each day you're able to wake up is a blessing

I NEED INDIE BRIT GF TO LISTEN TO POSTBREXITCORE SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!111

>>204505697
>minor typo
I'm going to eat you

diarrhoealad checking in again, got another load of liquid poo ready to go, will vocaroo it as that aussie lad suggested earlier

>>204505705
You’re honestly making me feel a bit sick lad, pack it in please

>>204505730
do you ever think about how youll plead innocence when you get stung

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elden scroll

>>204505754
Hope you don't die man that is a lot of diarrhea

>>204505674
I didn't mention anything to do with transsexual people

>>204505754
this is what you get for eating paki pizza
don't say i didn't warn you

>>204505754
current poo count?

>>204505787
And the puzzles are only going to get easier. Its so over for Tamriel

Shagging Sacked Tranny’s hairy smelly man arse in the staff toilets on our break at Aldi. I only have a couple of minutes left of my break and the poo smells wafting up to my nose are making me lose my erection so I donkey punch him hard in the back of the head to make him spazz out and clamp down on my cock. I finish inside him and wipe my pooey cock on his Aldi polo shirt. .

>>204505800
think we're on 6/7 poos now lad. lost count tbf. but as before several of them were 20 minute long epics with thunderous guffing in between blasts of poo
>>204505788
>>204505796
yeh it's not good lads, have been doing my best to stay hydrated. don't think it's from food poisoning though (regardless I have not scranned kizza, babs or any other such nonsense for weeks) as have been unwell all week, this is just the crescendo

might go for a piss

just converting a mp4 to webm so i can post it here
wait till you see this

time is running out for me now
25 and girlfriendless
the prospect of making it to 26 without finding another girlfriend is inconceivable, but i don't see any way out of this

>>204505836
Drink electrolytes and hopefully you're alright soon
We will be here if you need us

>>204505831
>Sacked Tranny’s hairy smelly man arse in the staff toilets on our break at Aldi
if he's sacked, he's not part of staff anymore
you see, the reason i don't want darkies in my netflix adaptations is not that i'm racist (i am), it's because i care about coherence.

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>>204505782
"Sorry for posting that image, officer?"
Yeah, ahah. Cute kid amirite?

Belgium will be logging on shortly x

where do I go to pull up brit chicks as a hispanic man who looks arab

He's going for a piss! Get him!

about to roll the fattest blunt ever

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>>204505860

going for a run in a minute aha

rorke used to call me on his cellphone,
late night when he need my love

>>204505873
The “Sacked” part of his name actually refers to the fact he still has his scrotum, or “sack” as we sometimes say in English

>>204505883
do you like las alturas de macchu picchu

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see this car accident in the background?
that was a REAL car accident
not in the script
the guy banging into scully was scripted but the car crash wasn't
her reaction to it is 100% genuine
then they finished the scene and that's the actual scene that made it into the show, because coincidentally, that part of the show was trying to depict a town descending into chaos

>>204505896
Already seen this posted a bunch of times you liar

>>204505896
need someone to edit the glider out of thist

>>204505901
alri
but surely you understand my confusion

>>204505905
One of my favourite Chilean records, but I always recommend El Indio album from the same band, have you listened to it?

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the chinese gf

>>204505914
that's not me (>>204505860)
that's an imposter
>>204505909 is the webm i converted

>>204505905
One of my favorite Chilean records, but if we talk about Los Jaivas, I always recommend El Indio

>>204505944
Yes that’s why we help ESL retards here on /brit/, it’s not their fault they speak a useless first language

>>204505955
Oh ok very neat actually
I remember that episode vaguely
Need to rewatch X files

ever since i left the city rorke,
got a reputation for himself now,
everybody knows and i feel left out,
rorke he got me down, he got me stressed out

>>204505954
emmayank hitting Save Image As...

Alzheimerslad moved to Chile

no matter how thoroughly i shave with an electric shaver, i ALWAYS find stray hairs while stroking my face and neck hours afterwards
and the shaver smells like smelly feet a few hours after using it, even if my face is clean and i clean the shaver after
anyone else get this?

>>204505946
no i just remember listening to that one loads when i was about 12

cos ever since I left the city, rorke,
started wearing less and going out more,
glasses of champagne out on the dancefloor,
hanging with some guys i've never seen before

>>204505872
cheers lad. as requested here is the vocaroo of a poo I've just done. unfortunately I forgot to turn off background noise filtering so the finer elements of the audio have been lost but you'll get the gist of it.
https://voca.ro/1efalrva30Yl

>>204506007
time to get the burning cream bucko

someone once told me: you're ever only as faithful as your options

honestly so true

>>204506024
don't know what that is

>>204506022
I didn't want to hear this but hope the poo enthusiasts enjoy

>>204506039
a chemical depilatory of sorts

>>204505901
no it doesn't you blundering oaf, sacked tranny is so called because he got sacked from greggs for threatening suicide multiple times and spent months blogging here about the employment tribunal process and taking legal advice from mousenonce (all of this actually happened btw)

Somebody told me: that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend

>>204506022
Genuinely wanking over this

i have faith in the lord our god yahweh christ and his wife's son jesus christ

>>204505909
The more you know

>>204506088
yeah?

>>204505952
well im straight and i would

>>204506011

Anyways I do like Los Jaivas but I'm not a die hard fan, have you listened to other bands such as Congreso, Los Prisioneros, Los Tres? Please for the love of God do not listen to Los Bunkers because that band sucks ass

>>204506072
>autism moment

>>204506066
i inferred the likelihood of this from the context

>>204506072
>NOOOO MY TRIPFAGGOT LORE GET IT RIGHT REEEE

>>204506122
Too big simple as

>>204506102
i reckon that has got to be the only chilean music ive ever heard
actually i remember seeing some chilean band back when i lived in liverpool
they were cool
they had orange skin
i bought their cd but then i lost it because i was too drunk
whats wrong with los bunkers are they that south american pop with that one beat that goes "dun DA-dun-DA dun"

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SOME
BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Picrel (it's (You)

>>204506122
can't seem to spy her willard

ever since i left the city, rorke, rorke, rorke,
him and me, we just don't get along,
he makes me feel like i did him wrong,
going places where he don't belong

got red velvet on the stereo system

>>204506122
literally no advantages for having tits this big

Feel bad for diarrhea lad. HAd food poisoning myself a few months back and it was horrible. Averaged a shit every 90 minutes

rorke has been nullified

pic related

cooking some eggs and toast with bacon

eatin oats

thinking about drinking tea

Don't enjoy wanking anymore

Emma Watson poo

>>204506229
give yourself the rest of the week off

Having a read about assembly languages on wikipedia. Quite interesting stuff as it were

>>204506135
Chilean band with orange skin in Liverpool... To be honest I can't come with a name

>>204506245
Oh and about Los Bunkers is because they're WAY overrated and only have like two or three good songs, but basic people love them when there are better bands

mr burns. Funny

mr bums

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>>204506282

alri

effing and jeffing

>>204506221
also eating oats that have been glued together with honey

New
>>204506329
>>204506329
>>204506329

>>204506134
You must be a manlet if you think they're too big. They're just right (but of course I wouldn't complain if they were bigger)

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>>204506282
when i was a kid i had a toy figure of that guy in star wars who has the rancor (pic related)
me and my brother called him smithers because we thought he looked like mr burns
and mr burns is always going "smithers!"

>>204505975
sure bud, diev et mon droit btw, care yo explain that to dumb esl me?