>Good morning do you have a minute to talk about our Iord and savior Jesus Christ?What's your response?
>>204504170Hello ladies do you know you are both built for BBC?
>>204504170
>>204504170yell the word "RAPE"
I am catholic, they don't want me
>be me>coming home from work tired>see a group of boomers on the cusp of death in the distance walking towards me>pull in my driveway>suddenly someone knocks on my window>roll down window>"Have you heard of the Bible?">tell him to get off my property before i treat them like Muhammad (pbuh) tells me how to treat infidels
they don't send hot chicks here, only weird looking Chinese people. Seriously every Mormon cultist here is Chinese
Please marry me (both of you)
>>204504232we catholics never get the blonde qts :(
Pink.... Pussy... Pale... Angel ...
>>204504170If she has a nice voice then sure
>>204504170I'll legit join mormon if I were a christian
>>204504361Go to Münster
if they sent me cute girls instead of guys then I'd probably convert. the cases are many, the cases are such and it is SAD!
>>204504170Yes, go to my bedroom please.
I feel like joining a cult for bitches/money is like becoming an Apple store clerk thinking you'll be an executive one day. It doesn't work like that. You need to join from the upper branches somehow
>>204504596They sent 3 girls to my place first, I think they targeted me as a single side but than my girlfriend opened the door lol, totally fucked their script up
>>204504657There's a lot of Koreans that pretended to be Mormon for US Visas and free gibs lol. I know at least one that did that grift
>>204504170No, sorry
>>204504696why would being a mormon help you for a visa or gibs?
>>204504713i would immediately knell down in worship in front of them
>>204504170'Okay', I'd have a chat with them, I'm into theology.
>>204504749Okay
>>204504170I'm getting so many ads of these bitches both on Youtube and Instagram that it's starting to be annoying. It's still cute though when they speak Portuguese with an accent.Anyway, if the girls are cute, sure why not? I love listening to cute girls talking about anything
>>204504783I don't think they're into theological chats, they're looking for lonely simps or otherwise gullible people to trap. Once they sense you're just humoring them they lose interest
>>204504170Have you considered being quiet for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
>>204504838Why don't you like blondes?
>>204504888Huh?
>>204504925You didn't answer the question..
>>204504596they only send elderly women to convert me
>>204504733>visahttps://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/us-visas/immigrate/visa-religious-workers.html>gibsFree food, free connections with random Americans, free activity events, etc. all they have to do is "volunteer"
>>204504992actually nevermind I confused mormons with JWs for a while there
>>204504170I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGEI HATE THE DEMIURGE
>>204504170Yes, did you know jesus actually emigrated to japan after his brother isukiri took his place on the cross?
>>204504170Sure!
>>204504596I am exmormon and they only send fat slags and latinas in my country
>>204504170Yes, please tell me, how does Ezekiel 44:23 and Mark 7:15?
>>204504962I'm just wondering where that question is coming from
>>204504592Are they natives germans catholics or it's just african girls ?
>>204505081was it hard to leave their church?
>>204504170>pause ‘bladee, ecco2k - faust.mp3’Hello I’m listening to faust by bladee and ecco2k. Have a nice day!
>>204504170"Jesus Christ! Oh my God!"
>>204505214Not really but I don’t recommend this experience to anyone here
>>204504867Once the simps realise they don't have sex before marriage I'm sure they'd lose interest.
these girls are crazy in bed aren't theyi've heard these people have sex parties
>>204505486why? They might provide you with a complementary wife
>>204504170wtf this isn't snood?
>>204505502Sign me up
>>204505456
>>204504170Rape
>>204505571fundies are fucking insane stay awaythat’s all you need to know
>>204505604ok fine but how do I find a community of people that want to be my friends and aren't intimidated by my ugliness and awkwardness
>>204504170jesus made a "sacrifice", knowing full-well that he was the son of god and he was going to be revived and go to heaven. therefore m'ladies>jesus>lord>saviourpick one and only one
>>204505657invent a time machine
>>204505657find others who are as ugly and awkward as you
>>204505657They only recruit kids in my city, I don’t think old people would be so dumb to join this cult
>>204504170>>204505932
>>204505932>The Mormon church has said for the first time that its founder Joseph Smith had up to 40 wives. In an essay published on its website quoting "careful estimates", the church said the wives included a 14-year-old and others who were already married.absolute madlad
>>204504170>Mormons Schizo schism cult, but if they offered me a cute wife I'd join them.
>>204506027the end goal of every cult leader
>>204504170>good morning young ladies of course I always have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ >do come right in>would you prefer tea or coffee?
>>204504224You're not supposed to announce it, it ruins the surprise.
>>204506084Why would they draw Jesus with a sword? The most violent thing he ever did was whip some merchants with a stick and kick them out of a temple.
>>204504992Asides from elderly and migrants, do the Scandinavian cunts even have theists?
>>204504170Begone from me ye blue-eyed devilspawn of YakubJoseph Smith was a Black man
>>204504170punch them in the face
>>204504170one time I was arriving home from work and there were 2 female missionaries at my front door. They started talking to me when I approached the door and asked if I wanted to hear about jesus. I said no, and then one of them asked me if I was single. I said yes, and she said "We are hosting a singles only event for young adults on saturday. There will be refreshments, music, and lots of single women for you to speak with :)"
>>204509841No way this is real
I was sitting at a park bench enjoying some sun and two mormons with american accents came up to me and started talking about this.They were nice and all but it’s weird how they just start talking to you unprompted, i guess i looked depressed sitting at a park bench alone or something
>>204509922it is 100% real. She female missionaries were not flirting with me. But they were trying to convince me to go to one of their singles events. I know for a fact that the church does do events for singles to meet because the church encourages getting married young. Now, I didn't go obviously because I'm an autist.
>>204504170>I'm not in the mood
>>204509841Damn honeypotting? Mormonism has fallen
>>204504170>Sorry love, I'm a satanist
>>204510382a lot of young people are leaving the church so they have to outsource now.
>>204505131Yes about a third of german girls are catholic. Münster is just catholic in northern Germany.
>tfw just found out LDS and mormon are the same thing
>>204510500as wealthy as that church has gotten it sometimes make me think that they have become a pyramid scheme disguised as a religion
>>204504170Yes I do, I'm curious what's your favorite early church heresy and how it affected the formulation of nicean trinitarianism. Also what are your opinions on how the Roman empire ruined the church?
>>204504221 His wife will have job in trumps government
>>204509955what a bunch of annoying cunts
>>204510664no. They just can't keep young people and tell them "premarital sex is bad, women are homemakers, dress conservatively, fags are bad" anymore. Have you seen the evolution of Lindsey Stirling? The mormon girl who would never ever wear anything shorter than her knew and proudly said she was a 30 year old virgin who was waiting for a husband? Look at her from the beginning to now..Beginninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPOztxXWlQNowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__TmPtQ9hxg
Do you have a minute to talk about BBC?
>>204504170>What's your response?If i do, i would be able to get a cute wife, just like you two?
>>204511904that sounds thirsty as fuck. women hate that
>>204511950and I hate door ringers, so what do i have to lose
what is the difference between jehova's witnesses and mormon people who go on try to convert folks
>>204504170>salivate like a dog>howl like a wolf>beat your chest like a gorillasimple as
>>204514131Jehovas witnesses come across as very pushy and dogmatic, mormons seem very down to earth when you speak to them and they’re quite polite
>>204514180I knew that already from watching South Park
>>204514180>mormons seem very down to earth when you speak to them and they’re quite politeSelective bias. Mormons are horrid to each other in Mormon communities. Well known thing in Utah and no one hates mormons more than other mormons.
>>204515014is this AI? Looks almost perfect
>>204515014>*PANTING* *PANTING*>AWWWOOOOOOOOOO
>>204511904This is falseI’ve only met virgin/incels in the church but the chads can get girlfriends
>>204504170I was asked this (in English mind you) by some NATO satanist and I told her that she's insane and that she shouldn't bother me.
>>204504232>>204504361They want us... to convert.
>>204504170Mormons are completely bonkers but what I wouldn't do for some pure blooded mormussy
>>204505604Pussy.
>>204505657you have us
>>204505657That's what 4chan is for
>>204515970>>204516209I need a IRL 4chan too
>>204506084>>would you prefer tea or coffee?Mormons drink neither.
>>204504170I say yes because this is an interesting situation I've never found myself in :/
Women are much more prone to getting involved in fringe religious movements. They say early Christianity appealed to Romans because they were like 60% female or something like that.
I hate MormonsI've seen them try to trick Christians into thinking that Mormons are themselves Christians and it's disgusting
>>204520800We are doe. We are restorationist christians saar.
