do it for Abe-san
Real
Atit peyud
ITT: followers of an immoral bedouin that had sex with 10 underage wives
>implying it's bad
first time visiting 4chan eh, reddit?
Having read a few pages of shams Al maarif I can't help but be slightly amused that the author prefaces his writings with Bismillah and acknowledged that all the weirdo shit won't work unless Allah allows it.
>'jaks straight from the 'ru>doesn't even bother to change the filenamehe's probably a xitter immigrant brought by mutahar's wave
>>204508826>won't work unless Allah allows itthat's exactly how it works. Allah is omnipotent. Kun faya kun.
>>204508872>mutahar's wavethe pajeet canadian? qrd?
>>204508811>muh redditnice newfag response, chud. you're not even funny, just embarrassing. you should get back to fesesbuk
Muslims bomb things, run trucks into people, and crash planes into buildings
>>204508903and it's beautiful.
>split the moon in half>can't even destroy israel
>>204508903Don't get caught lacking then?
>>204508903Hurting the Great Satan is based thoughbeit
Man, and here I thought that amoi died instantly
Rifky, go to sleep, you can be an atheist tomorrow
>>204508972How does this even happen?
Ibn taymiyya is the goat>true salafi>fought the mongols>dare to criticize tyrants, unlike modern salafis>got jailed several times
>>204508887https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=HqpEsYekmdM
>>204509001He was a chad volcel.
>>204508903>bomb things, run trucks into people, and crash planes into buildingscongrats, you just described yourself
>>204509000https://m.youtube.com/shorts/A1tmmdRcOZU
>he's still trying to spark up conflict between religions
>>204508918
>>204509080This is some Final Destination shit.
My goat
>ph*neposting
>>204509005>twittards ruined the shartycan't believe the day actually came kek
>>204509099love is love chud. nobody should blame him if she craved for him
>>204509005>>204509238>>204508887Samefag
>>204509264Just fucking w/u
>talk shit>cry when he got told to barkJust like twitter users, all bark no bite.>>204508605imagine saving this ugly shit
>>204509116Based Muhammad pbuh
assblasted lmao
>>204509420not only he split the moon in half, he also split the cheeks of a 9 year old everyday! Wtf I love Islam now! I'm sorry Rifky-sama for insulting Islam... I won't do it again...
>samefagging
>>204509291you got me
I wish I was born in the 600sBorn to late to plow the loli, born to early to buy a loli maid robot
bed time early today, wanna to inseminate wife
>the thread is a discussion about religion.>entire topic revolves around cunny.
You need her parent's consent to marry her—just how it should be. But good luck getting that permission; because you're just a pathetic incel, and you're too broke to even afford a stupid robot anyway.
>>204509814>open 4chan>touched girlFake and gay
A S S B L A S T E DSSBLASTED
>he doesn't knowexactly
>pathetic incelthis is an INCEL SAFE SPACEgo back to XITTER/REDDIT, you dumb nigger
>>204509772This
Go to bed lil bro don't you have school tomorrow
All that brief talk about bomoh made me remember this weird experience I had.>Be, me, relative to a dying Sarawakian elite>Went to to visit said elite (a former minister) because my mother dragged me>Went to his house to visit his decrepit ass but could not go see him in person as he was shut in his own room and was told explicitly that only immediate families were allowed entry > Whatever, I just dick around until my mom drives us back home> Wander around the house (it was a large 3 storey mansion) and hear some chattering coming from the guest room (the door was closed)>Eavesdrop because I was a curious critter>Found out that the sons and daughters of the minister were arguing against each other about who would get the old farts saka when they take it out of him.>Noped the fuck out. Sometimes I wonder if did they just throw it out to sea or did one of them actually kept it, or if they unknowingly stuck it to some random person without their knowledge. Pic semi related. How many of our dato's and tun's and tan sri's still use this kind of 'protection' these days?
>>204509851>incelPlease respectfully look at my wife, she's good in bed and work hard everyday. We combine our income for our future child and planned to retire before 50.
>>204509001Thanks anon, just learn about him
Is the jeet at it again
>uh no I don't like new content in this general!!>we should go back to posting about chinese people, the thing we have been doing for the past 10 years, every single day
i'm so ashamed that this edgy faggot is using the same flag as mine. i apologize on his behalf, malaybros.
>>204509705come home, Mat Danalso, I can't believe this guy is this assblasted
>>204509850Wonder what's the silver linings. Hmm...
I recognize every island of South Asia as a nation. Central government is a weakness.
>>204509985most of them, my best guess is they took lesson from Mona Fendy case. btw, you can't throw saka that easily. and believe me, non-muslims are pro at these wealth related saka, only synonyms are different. similar ritual to summon, or capture it from the wild, tie a contract, give it a job and feed it. the limitation is decided on what the sacrifice, it could be boar blood, goat's blood, chicken's blood or even human blood (adult or babies)
>>204510159>South Asiayou're on the wrong thread, saar
>i'm so ashamed that this edgy faggot is using the same flag as mine. i apologize on his behalf, malaybros.
>>204508972we've also witnessed several fatal road accidents recently and interestingly enough most of them involved trucks.
>>204510177/desi/ is dead
>>204510074>thread not even one hour old>there's already a guy obsessing over Chinese people like clockwork
>>204510219one of our most weird truck-related crashes is this
>>204510177*south east Asia
>be me, a prophet>suddenly teleported to the 21st centurypicrel
>>204510311้how weird?
>>204510171I find it pretty ironic that our elites and richoids still employ black magicks despite all their "Terpaling Islamic" grandstanding. That dead elite I mention was one of the notable patrons of UIAM. When he was alive he used bring the students to events and gave them gibs.
>>204510311That's not weird at all. The trucker was just speeding like a retard during rain.
>>204510471not weird at all I guess, based on >>204510511its just, how many cases of lorries carrying military equipment and having said lorry crash, have you heard in your country?
>>204510311>Karakbad news. it's an energy "subway" for "them" to pass through the mountains.
what's the best paying, no overtime, low requirement, easy job a 22 year old neet with no college degree can get
>>204510734gojek driver
>>204510774>driverI guess I should add no vehicle required next time.
>>204510561>have you heard in your country?you mean a lorry crash or a lorry carrying military equipment crash? I don't know either, btw, but I'm sure we have incidents like this all the time since our rate of road accidents is very high.
>>204510472it's a face for the public and the other face for themselves. I won't be surprise on how did they get to whatever standing they are currently is via this big cables. I wish I could get a job as a VVVIP bodyguard or secretary to dig more. But I could only use my limited power to communicate with their "employees".
>>204510795(homo) sex masseurs, foot massage parlour, night club and bar waiter. you need to look good tho. Face are on second, but must have a fit and desirable body for extra tips.
>>204510834>I wish I could get a job as a VVVIP bodyguard almost every vvip bodyguard I've seen is ex-military or ex-cop. even the low-level ones are ex-nak muay.
>>204510834>Limited powerYou work at Kementerian Penerangan or something?
are we still on the topic of religion right now? if we are, theres this tidbit I read and I'd like to shareI read that a murtad (apostate) can return back to the faith whenever he wants, as long as he hasnt publicly declared it or made himself an enemy of Islamso uhh... anons here, pray for me lah to return to the fold, who knows, eh?
pagiiii
>>204511230You can come back. It's just a matter of paperwork and doing the syahadah. but Allah won't forgive you if you've committed syirik.
I am a valedictorian 4chan user.posted 4 times, get hundreds of replies>>>/a/273111658>>>/pol/488418016>>>/pol/488420406>>204497081 (wrong board)Time to sleep
>>204511286>paperworkwhy? legally cannot convert out anyways>syahadahyeah...but on the topic of shirk, idk if it counts because I also had a time like >le flying spaghetti monster but for shits and giggles, but i realize now religion is no laughing matter aiyooi dont wanna make light of it, but if its meant to be, its meant to be
>>204510815the latter, its like india-tier imoalso, considering i'm having these sort of thoughts right now could also mean like, God is shining His light back into my heart bit by bit, so thats something :)
>>204511394>Le flying spaghetti monsterDid you earnestly pray to it? I'm not religious expert but I think He'd understand if you were just memeing
>>204511544>pray to itof course not, its a meme in the community is all>He'd understandyeah, niat is everything it seemsphew... this is heavy, i'm going to bed
>>204511267pogi
what is this shit? our version of chatgpt?
>>204511926>https://sahabat-ai.com/>502 gateway
>religious postingLet me post thishttps://web.archive.org/web/https://www.egagology.web.id/2021/09/otoyomegatari-dan-pernikahan-rasulullah-Muhammad-dengan-Aisyah.html
>>204512028kek
>>204508918hot
>>204511777thailand should give baby hippo to every asean countries
Rika
>>204510471Is she the teacher who was dancing?
>>204512651Flipbros I kneel
>>204512744
>>204512671I don't know who is supposed to be the dancing teacher, but this incident resulted in the death of two teachers. I think the teacher in this webm is the survivor, the one you mentioned probably died.>>204512436apparently, we have many pygmy hippos, and all of them are relatives.(if I'm not mistaken)
Man-Yi is bascially Hurricane Milton but flipped
>>204513059>top rightdude get that oyakodon
>>204513645>still havent seen Dune 2i should get around to it
How muslimy is /asean/?
>>204512651
>>204511286>>204511394>have to do legal paperwork to convert from religionman thirdie countries are wack
>>204514889its a spectrumtheres a few who actually believe, theres folks who's on a "journey" so to speak, and theres full on atheistsbut I know like, at least 1-2 of those who actually believe are really into it since they know the deeper stuff
>>204514944dobry dobry pierogi
>>204515055its just usour constitution says Malays = Muslimsfolks generally dont mind because we have strong cultural connection/identity so they stay with the faith regardless of it allfolks who do give a fuck just emmigratei know this Malay girl who moved to Norway because she couldn't deal with shit like this
>>204515084I see, thanks.
>>204511230By the law of the Book you should be stoned to death and your blood is halalPlease report to your nearest stoning center anon, we can schedule it at your convenience
>>204515244Filipino girls are perfect...
>>204515396>bdsm outfit
>>204515468Better?
>>204515315aha, i read that theres a 3-day grace period where the judge can try and convince the murtad to repent and yes, if he/she doesn't repent by the end of that period, then the blood is halalbuuuuut this can only be brought upon the judge when one has witnesses or the accused publicly declares himself a murtad, if his apostacy is still within his heart and he hasn't said anything to anyone, then the issue is between the murtad and God>>204515243dont mention itwhomst?
>>204515539>whomstFilename
>>204515566very cute ;)
>>204515243
>>204515143ugly jewess
>>204515566
>>204506575based
the fish climbed a tree
>chindo become bibik in Malaysia>marries her recently divorced employer (Malay man)https://www.tiktok.com/@jenif2r/photo/7435569293544164626
>>204516377You don't suffer in SEA
>>204517496>bibik marries bosswonder how commonno wonder all the bibik my relatives hire are butt ugly lol
touching
>>204517869will you?i will.... one day...
>>204517594very common I guess.
>>204517939very cute couple
>>204517924just the hair
Imagine if flippin didn't threw a fit to quit being americawe would already have the USA right beside usNOWgoing US is as simple as going to sabah and take a boat from there
>>204515699>>204515731>>204515885
>>204518492Decolonization became a trend shortly after WW2.We would've gotten our independence regardless.What was really dumb was the closure of the largest U.S. military bases in the world, that were located here, since there's gonna be a new Cold War anyway.
>>204518031fat tho
bed
>>204519304can exerciseugly? can surgerymoney can fix ma
>>204519165...
/asean/ I need more of this old folk/asean songs sang by choir or with traditional instruments(no electric guitar). I'm obsessedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NssbrcHQ8M
>>204520333>choir>traditionthat's definitely a christian's shit. when I explore traditional asian music, it seems like the idea of counterpoint isn't present in our culture.
>pull all nighter>get sharp pains near the heart
>>204509772just DIY the botrobotics is more accessible than ever and all you'd need is basically a sex doll with some electronics anyway
>>204520966rip in pieces
>>204520966>do cardio>take my magnesium >sleep for 8 hours>get sharp pains near the heart
> page 8 bump
wakey
sorry i was shopping
good morning sunshine
i condemn the sun
Praise be to the Sun.
>>204517869PUTAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iAS5LDik2s
>masturbated 6 times after waking up instead of looking for jobSuch is life.
>>204526923I am currently fapping to a filipina
!
>>204526923tell me when you're going again so i can start and we can sync up our sexual energies
eating seeds as a pastime activity
>idolmaster OP>thread is shit
>>204528080why Indogs so gay?
>>204528080for me it's pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Indomie for brekie
caraway seed is nice
porridge for brekie
>>204528237the barbeque chicken ones are my favourite
its garlic peanuts, salted koro and pistachio for me
>>204528237You will die
nothing for brekkie
Is it still possible to reach your prime years without a college degree and job?
>>204528369i think so. you might have to consider picking up a trade though unless you can luck into a nice job to fund your prime.
What would /asean/ do in this situation?
>>204528431probably start kissing her on the lips then make my way down to her neck while working her with my hands.
>>204528425what is a trade?
>>204528490stuff like this
>>204528237For me it's picrel
>>204528585utterly disgustang
>>204528568Those are the lowest paying jobs here
>>204528585John Mark Salsaldo the 4th
>>204528677unlucky
>>204528585you can't eat cheese, dough
>>204528585post you rbutt
>>204528677Too bad. Kill yourself instead of asking shit that you can't have, tangalog. It's better than having a job you hate and complain.
>>204528862have you done the needful and consolidated sar/mam?
I feel like Chris Benoit after having this dream of beating up someone.>that's the only time that you can beat up someoneSend location so I can fuck you up.
acehnese
javanese
>>204528888How about you stop the delusional tomfoolery and I'll follow suit and I guess you can't so don't expect to see me do it as well low class simian.
¡Órale, vato! Hold up, hold up! Chris what are you doing, man? You think you can just come out here, run your mouth, and start demanding people’s locations like you’re some kind of detective? Is that so, ese? You think you’re some kind of tough guy just because you’re looking for a fight? Well, let me tell you something, amigo, I’m not about to let you go around threatening people. If you want to throw down, you don’t need anyone else’s location. I’m standing right here!*viva la raza song plays*
viva la rizzler
Take meds Mark
>>204528999>Viva La Raz-ACKEddie's down there in hell though.
KAYA'T IBIGAY MO NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG AKING CHRISTMAS BONUSPATI ANG 13TH MONTH PAYYYYYYYPARA LAHAT OKEY NA OKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
indogs welcome>>204529300>>204529300>>204529300
>>204529236I'm unemployed so I won't have 13th month pay.
Oh yeah there's someone knows you, he's named is "Who Asked".
>>204529099wtf how did you know my name?
>>204527267come back
muslimbros, would you eat beef from cows slaughtered by non-muslims?there is a turkish guy coming to the party, and i bought non-halal beef
>>204528677Sabi ni mama mag aral ng mabuti.
Explain this
my youtube rec right now lol
>>204529760it's an editwish it was real tho
>>204529606para maging call center agent
>>204529523Double entendre>>204529606Mythical VPNoid Monkey W
>>204529236I'll buy a Squier when I get my 13th month pay
>>204508568wtf how did they make babbby
>>204529406https://www.4chan.org/janitorappmight as well as get paid shitposting here
janny jannyyes anon?doing it for free?no anontelling lies?no anonshow your walletHA HA HA
>>204529974>janny>paidkek
>>204529798>Monkey butthurt on undergrads doing BPO
>>204529974pignoys really do have poor reading comprehension
bran gibran stop dulu, kerja dulu ya
SUSU
selamat pagi
>>204529974>>204530075It's not much, but it's honest work
>>204530084Customer service jobs make you stupid. Not surprising from a bisaya like you.
How much saving do you guys have?
>>2045302810
>>204530281RM150k
>>204530281i got 3 sukarno and some frans kaisiepo under my bed
>>204530241Isn't your sentiment same as your posting style? Kind of ironic you're obsessively calling me a Visayan yet you act like one as a Tangalog lowlife lmao
me tomorrow
>>204530281unironically 6,9 mil idr rnmom just borrowed 3 mil earlier this month
>>204530564lend me some cash too, millionaire anon
>>204530621indog millions is like 5k in pinoy moneyeveryone is a millionaire there
>>204530356I just don't see where your pride of being a dead end call center agent comes from.
>>204530702And I just don't see your reasons for your obsessed ragebait bitching for them neither.
man, these videos are sooo depressing. i never see these girls in real life but some guys have them. it feels like the rejection of feminism and give shut ins like me a chance.
>>204530834>i never see these girls in real lifeyou need to leave your room for that
>>204530281>savings
>I just don't see where your pride of being a dead end call center agent comes from.>And I just don't see your reasons for your obsessed ragebait bitching for them neither.
>>204530933Are you not entertained?
>>204530564>was a neet>never asked for money, just hold off buying things until I got money from prakerja and shit>got a job>suddenly mom, sister, and aunt asked me yo borrow moneyWhy are they like this?
>>204530991does your sister offer something in return tho?
>>204530991Because they see you as an ATM. At least you don't have relatives abroad, they'll be humbling your ass when they see you working how they have it hard working 3 days 4 hours a week in Canada. NEETing is the best protest you can do as a SEA male.
>>204530281$61 after buying french press pot
>>204530991they pay you with food and shelter and other home shenanigansit's time to pay it back
>>204530991dont tell anyone how much you get paid
>>204531069French press is like what? $3? You would spend more for a bareable grinder.
Funny thing about this 4B movement is that it's liberal men who are married to these women getting punished for other men's decisions lolThen again I doubt these cucks were getting sex from in the first place anyway lmao
>>204531031She bought me clothes every now and then. She also paid me back at least.>>204531073My mom and sister, maybe.My aunt tho?>>204531099I didn't. They just knew I got a job.
>>204529570Don't reject gibs from frens. Just recite the basmallah and chow down. It's just beef
>>204531127>4B movementWhat's this about anyway?
>>204529761Are you that IR fag?
>>204531121not everyone lives in jawak shithole tho
>>204531069>french press potjust simply buy the cheap one in the market anon. It wouldn't be much different as long as you got a decent grinder. I got this one for 27k indogcoin (lol) after toped discount earlier this year https://www.tokopedia.com/onetwocups/one-two-cups-french-press-coffee-maker-pot-350ml-stripe-kg72i?
>>204531061I noticed this only happens with females.My brother makes more than me but I've never thought to ask him to lend me money.
Kumusta?
>>204531167Western whores copying Korean women and going on a sex strike to own the chuds because they can't kill their babies
my body my choice chud
>>204531256como estas?
>>204531127What would you know when your country doesn't even have divorce lmao. You should not be authorized to give out any opinions
>>204531292*my money my choice
>>204531299We dont have women who think 24/7 about killing their babies here
>>204531149ok, thanks mlei
>>204531332t. future deadbeat father
>>204531338That's why there are hundreds of millions shitflinging deadbeats like you.
>>204531295sige, salamat.
>>204531343Don't feel bad if they reject. Certain countries follow different madhhab/ school of thought. some more rigid than others.
>>204531354You are no different than the rest of us who post here my friend :)
>>204531388grassy ass
Can’t stop thinking bout lunch
>>204531466fat
What tribe is she from?
>>204531127Wouldn't that be a good thing?
just watched paddy hill interview on hardtalk, he was a victim of misjustice during irish terrorism timespretty kino, he said all he thinks about is killing policemenhttps://youtu.be/mpEJiHmgoB4?si=IivA0xBteSDOvxNf
>>204531507Kantutan tribe
Duh anjing males banget lamar kerjaSemPag
>>204531511Yes but the irony of it is just so funnyImagine indoctrinating yourself in to their mindset in order to weasel your way into their pants and they do this to you lol
>>204531514>BBC HARDtalkwhat did they mean by this?
>>204529798Hoi bonjing tama na yang kompyuter sabi ni Mama. at kakainan na daw tayo sa Jolibee
I've been posting once in a long while and yet this guy's still around since Mar Roxas lost the presidency. Holy kek
>>204531792Michlan? He’s been here even before gamergate
>>204508568is idolmaster popular in SEA
>>204531855Not really, being a SEA-P means that your weeabo powerlevel is off the charts even among fellow SEA weebs.
>>204531855Popular in the underground sense. It's not mainstream like Doraemon,naruto or chinkslop gacha but otaku that have gone too deep mostly flock to it.
>>204531839Micole Hermann Landoy is a frequent redditor
...
>>204531930not even that popular among gacha niggers. They prefer the likes of BA and Genchink for sure. Good luck finding Song for Prism or Gakumas players in the wild here.
>>204531855NahWe shounenfags here
>>204531855It used to but it got overtaken by love live (also dead). Most of them are into vtumors now.
Yep>>204531702>>204531702>>204531702>>204531702
>>204531930even the niche fans died off. A lot of anime SEAfags are just probably into u149 cuz of the cute and funny and cgdct shit
>>204531989That's why I said only dudes that have gone to the deep end flock to it. >90% Gacha niggers are bandwagoners and casuals.
real baru>>204529300>>204529300>>204529300
>>204531507Manggarai
>>204515396I for one love Filipino men! Their Latino Asian Cocks in my mouth feels yummy. Feel-a-penis in the Philippines! See, men! SEAmen Semen! Tis delicious and nutritious!ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ <===== (Filipino men)........oo=D <(^O^<) <===== (Me)
>>204532427Give me green card I marry you
>>204532439Hot can you bring your bros along? I want a gay harem of you.
>>204532467Drumpf will jail you for sex trafficking
CCC
>>204531855Been a secondary since Cinderella Girls (or the original anime, whichever came first, can't remember), played a bit of Deresute and now I'm playing Gakumas every day for the past few monthsIt's not gonna get mainstream popularity when the games are not getting localized and I think that's a good thingYou want to play IM@S? Learn Japanese!You want to watch Coco Martin slop? Learn Filipino!
>>204532578Its not sex traficking if they're willing. It's not like I'm buying off hot kidnapped Filipino male models in an auction. But thats a hot thought too.
too early chuds
>>204532857>How to tell you're an unlaid nerd by NOT telling you're an unlaid nerd.
>>204531855i remember they aired the million live and shiny colors anime in my countryand it's dubbed too>>204532857deresute is my current im@s game though
Makan siang gratis
What's the current bump limit?
>>204533272310 but you'll post start like shit like Michlan anyway so don't bother post.
end
>>204532054this is the real thread
>>204511267She's adorable.
>>204533307What are you trying to say?
>>204534804Chinkapoorean "starts" an /asean/ thread but in reality, he's just posting a thread question that no one gives a shit about ala Michlan.