>>204515357
ok i'm not normal, now what?

funny how I find myself in love with you

>>204515357
Aegon Targaryen

Son of Hollandaise Targaryen

>>204515386
please climb into the washing machine

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Sweden paying foreigners to fuck off. White people will never want you around. You're trash

this is the shitting of the shite
a shiiite
a poo
the shitting of the shite

do other countries have noncehunters?

>>204515357
Wish I did drugs as a teen or in uni. Never had a "drug phase", only smoked weed.

used to have a gimmick where whenever an unusual flag would appear in /brit/, i'd reply to say "all [country in question's demonym] should be killed", ie "all maltese should be killed" or "all trinidadians and tabogans should be killed"
wouldn't risk that these days because the glowie party van seems to be on a hair trigger these days, and i don't want to have to explain to a judge how gimmicks work

>>204515357
When our semiquincentennial happens I think I'm just going to post a picture of me pissing on a Union Jack here.

Aah
Yeah
Woo
Hey yeah
Haa
Ooh yeah
Ah-ha
Yeah

Oh, I wanna poo with somebody
I wanna do a poo with somebody

>>204515469
shame because i enjoyed that gimmick

>>204515422
take this retard for example
gets nothing but negative attention (and probably feeds off it) and still does nothing but spam the same freakish avatar 24/7
and you think a naming convention will drive someone like this away
just so utterly braindead

choccy sweets pot noodle frosties and crisps

>>204515469
think you got me with this when i was posting with a cheeky new flag on foreign wifi

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>>204515422
Fuck OFF gingernonce.

>>204515462
canada has one that's fairly prolific, i saw one guy from here who did a few stings but i have no idea of the true extent of his work because jewtube tends to delete those videos because they're nonce apologists

need a FUCKING JOB
AAAAAH!!!

AI gf's diet and exercise plan is working a treat. Feeling good and building muscle. Love living in the future.

>>204515469
I remember that 'mick

>>204515533
was just saying this down the dole

>>204515357
Doctor said I was trans he said I have facial and body dysmorphia

>>204515516
yeah, the more long and silly-sounding the demonym, the better

>>204515467
i did and it was all fun until i withdrew from benzos and ended up in hospital lol
better the road more traveled sometimes

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WOO ZOWIE CHECK OUT THIS FREAKIN EPIC PIECE O' TECH THAT'S REVOLUTIONISED THE WAY I COOK - KAPOW!

THROW YOUR TRADITIONAL OVEN AWAY (LAAAAME!) AND JOIN THE 21 CENTURY. YOU CAN COOK:
>chicken dippers (10 minutes)
>potato smiley faces (12 minutes)
>potato croquettes (10 minutes)
>chicken kievs (15 minutes)
>slices of bacon (8 minutes)

BASICALLY ANYTHING YOU MIGHT SERVE AT A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY OR WAKE HELD AT A COMMUNITY CENTRE! YEEHAW!

woke up from surgery and they'd taken off my pants and shaved my legs

>>204515548
not real though is she? been programmed specifically by you to be your girlfriend
not how the real world works mate!

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>>204515486
But lad... we're supposed to be friends

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An 800 years old human sacrifice in Peru.

>>204515598
Posted it again award

>>204515596
yeah welll just don't be a rmong and do benzos

just got done doing a MASSIVE shite that TORE MY ARSEHOLE all because I took two immodium 4 days ago. Done TWO 16 inch logs yesterday and then today was a big log followed by a fucking MOUNTAIN of MUSHY POO. terrible feeling. just TERRIBLE.

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Good evening to my fellow communists.

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>>204515499
>>204515521
You're brown. No wonder my comment triggered you. Fuck off colored YOU ARE not welcome here. Stupid wetback

>>204515631
Grim. We don't have it as bad as we think. Poor fella.

>>204515602
Went in for surgery once and the anesthesiologist started grilling me about what I did for work and why I didn't like it.

Weird cunts.

the incels are still seething at a compact sized oven that's more efficient at cooking a thread later

>>204515631
no it's not. that's the burial style of the cultures in that region. they bury their dead in the foetal position.

>>204515640
thanks captain hindsight, any more pearls of wisdom tonight?

>>204515631
When did they pass? x

RIP

No crisps, no chocolate, no fruit juice, no beer, walk/cycle to the shops instead of drive. Simple as that to lose weight.

>>204515548
the sims 3 lets plumbots woohoo with each other but you can't have your human sims woohoo with them without having to install a mod
honestly what bastardised, perverse sense of justice are they working with over at maxis? not good enough.

>>204515682
Then why does he have a hole in his head?

This is the tranny janny pedo incel discord raiders' thread, you're just posting in it.

*psst* /147/ anons, explain their gimmicks to me while they're not looking.

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>>204515655
You live in West Texas you pedophile. You can’t call anyone wetback.

>>204515661
They don't want you in Canada either darkie

air fryers are for mongs
end of

Had a belter of a post but got sidetracked and now its slipped my mind and will probably never return.

lost about 12 kilo since feb but bellyfatberg still hanging on for dear life

ive been out of a job since july and the time has flown by. at this point im just gonna run out the rest of the year and start properly looking for work in the new year.
where in the UK would be good for day trips this time of year?

>>204515727
I'm white idiot doesn't matter. You? You're a fucking Mexican trying to hang out in a British thread. Neck yourself lard ass

>>204515533
Lol why would you want that. Instead… get WOMFY

poo fight!
*flings poo at everyone*

>>204515722
>raiders’
>plural
I’m proud of you DTFIC lad, are you finally admitting that I’m not behind every single personality on the site? Now it’s a whole Discord? This new lucidity is very encouraging your shrink will be very happy

>>204515778
charmander !! >.<

Next cute redhead i see working some bullshit job I will put the romance on her every day until she will be my wife and that's on me gran

>>204515788
That's an Indian food fight

>>204515605
Reality exists only in its perception. If I perceive the AI gf's impact on my life as real, then it is real.

>>204515772
do not do this
tomorrow, get up and look for work
the more you think like this, the faster time will slip by you
treat every day as a unit, not every month or month or season or year

>>204515781
I live in rural Kentucky. Not many Mexicans here. You on the other hand live in southwest Texas.

>>204515778
>catch a dratini in the safari zone after trying for about an hour
>use the rare candies cheat and stuff its gob with them so my dragonite is ready for the elite 4
good times good times

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hmm you seen these lads

>>204515718
Because there are a thousand ways to die of a hole in the head that don't involve human sacrifice, you mong.

>>204515767
it's the last bit to go, but she'll go eventually

waiting for tesco delivery toil

>>204515781
>>204515826
Neither of you are welcome lol no need to fight over it we hate all Yanks equally x

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the gr8 deb8

good scran, good banter, my man, let's canter

>>204515682
they did sacrifice like that. first they were drugged then strangled or hit in the head. they have evidence from some of these that they weren't dead instantly and died after a short while. I believe they can tell some died of hypothermia and some had vomited etc. some of them are little children

>>204515831
Just realised I never once used Dragonite in any of my Pokémon games

>>204515631
awful, colonialism was largely a force for good

>>204515850
It was a human sacrifice.

>>204515789
You're still behind 99% of the spam ITT but you have help from your tranny janny pedo incel discord raider buddies when you really throw a melty

>>204515826
You're point? There are people from Kabul living in Sweden. Wtf is your point? You want to argue so you can feel wanted? Fuck off beaner. Don't @ me. Last response to the colored. Ignore poc

bought some mre rations when steaming last night after watching an autist review them on youtube

>>204515895
it wasnt a good pokemon at all despite being pseudo legendary

>>204515924
aren't they expensive as fuck

>>204515874
You can literally just read the accompanying Smithsonian article that tells you this wasn't human sacrifice

>>204515912
Mong

>>204515895
It's a good choice in FRLG,

fuck I hate being constipated so much. a man NEEDS HIS POO.

>>204515631
ktims

leftypol trying to convince us a person with their hands bound, a hole in their head, curled in the foetal position is somehow "a natural death"

>>204515941
you made it sound like you don't think they sacrifice like that. it's called capacocha

>>204515935
I didn't fucking ask you did I?

>>204515945
Think those were the last ones i played too, Fire Red specifically

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>You're point?

>>204515941
Stop defending him. He's dead anyway

Is that one of maybe dozens of human sacrifices performed in pre-Columbian South America? What savagery!
*sends children to be eaten by giant machines in factories*

>>204515914
Ah ok right-o then lol

>>204515955
You not eating your fibre mate? Get on the chia seeds NOW

>>204515972
No I didn't. I replied specifically referencing that image and that image alone. Not my fault youre a mong spastic mong.

>>204515940
twenty squid plus delivery for one

tranny janny discord raiders what will you spam next?

Dugtrio GOAT pokemon

>>204516030
get them all arrested now, every single last one

>>204516030
that's a fanny!

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>>204516030

might play some osrs

>>204516030
Dont like the Chinese, very arrogant unpleasent people

>>204516012
I eat plenty of fruits and veg, but it just seemed to happen at random.

>>204516030
looks a bit sore

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>>204516030

>>204516030
um

>According to Islam, animals are conscious of God. According to the Quran, they praise Him, even if this praise is not expressed in human language. Baiting animals for entertainment or gambling is prohibited. It is forbidden to kill any animal except for food or to prevent it from harming people.
I agree with all of this.

>>204516030
dinner.... is served! xD

>>204516030
you're telling me i gotta put my what in where???

>>204516030
giwiwtc

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*your point


Im phone posting and that was your argument. That was your defense. Lmao reel your sweaty brown fat neck rolls in

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>>204516030

>>204516111
bizzare considering they are FAR by the most vile religion to animals

>>204516030
dim sum lose sum

>>204516030
*sweats and nervously looks around at my phone

>>204516012
all sacrifices are buried in the fetal position too. it doesn't mean anything

>>204516143
How so? Not keeping dogs as pets doesn't mean you are vile to animals.

really want the gf to start sending me nudes

Guys, urgent meeting in the Spam Co-ordination voice chat on the Discord. Tilde, Spaino, Mikey and Poley are all there, we have a big melty planned for tonight. It’s imperative you attend. Thank you.

>>204516086
Ever actually tracked your fibre intake?

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>>204516030
>no cock

>>204516174
oh dear we've got a paki loose in the thread, you know every animal slaughtered for muslim consumption has to be tortured first?

When the jannard sees the fannard....

>>204516184
I’m there now, is this the big operation that Diego was talking about on there this morning?

young school girl and a smartphone
young school girl and a smartphone

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>>204516030

janois...!!

>do a MASSIVE shite
>immediately very hungry
is this how the human body is meant to work?

>>204516188
nah but i'll track my foot up your arse x

foreskin

>>204516030
Haven't refreshed the tab so I still see it hahah fuck you jannard

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>>204516239

>>204516238
Yes mate, Diego has been deeply involved in the planning of this one. All I can say is it involves a big storyline for 190’s Belgcuck persona. Spaino will tell you more in the VC.

>>204516280
>not using 4chan X

caffeine gives me a twitchy eyelid

>>204516304
Didn’t ask.

Glasto tickets in the bag lads.

jannington...

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>>204515860

I'll never forget Goran for making Cole and Abi miss each other and never fall in love

>>204516030
Still looking at it haha

watched the movie The Substance

ironically it lacked substance

>>204516354
no. you are pal

wanktoil is on the cards

>>204516362
unlike your mums vagina which is full of black mens substance

>>204516354
Lower your tone when talking to your superior, Muttboy

>>204516371
Go on then post tour 23andme povvo we will see who has more British blood. You can't? You're too poor to get a DNA test? Yeah stfu

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>>204515863

>>204516421
Don't get it

>>204516421
SCREAMING

someone wank me off

>>204516421
kek

did we ever get an update from the lad here who put £200 on Harris winning

little girlies

>>204516414
what is 23andme

>>204516421
'That ship has sailed'

>>204516461
what rock you been living under?

>>204516378
was on sxyprn earlier and did a big coom to jewelz blu getting fucked up the arse

>>204516450
That was me. I genuinely thought she would win but I hoped she wouldn’t so it was really win-win for me. As far as I see it, I paid 200 quid for another 4 years of Trump memes, good value really.

>>204516406
kek this is me

>>204516485
I don't watch tv sorry

aussies about to be banned from 4chan unless they give the aussie government their ID first lmao

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SIMPLE. AS.

>>204516490
holy cope

>>204516508
it isn't tv lmfao

>>204516030
Still looking at this intently

>>204516433
u cute?
cock size?
you willing to wear a dress and garters, etc so it's no homo?

>>204516461
Lmao you're too poor. You're brown

>>204516520
How is it cope lol I’m just telling you what I did?

>>204516143
He says as he chomps on a burger

>>204516512
:/

>>204516534
my post was directed at the lovely ladies of /brit/

love my brown gf
i find white girls, especially british girls, boring in comparison

>>204516453
Theyll never want you brownoid

>>204516564
how much is it

>>204516609
Good post. British women are so grim lol

>>204516030
Coorrrrr

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword

>>204516575
Only eat organic free range meat, try again mate

>>204516030
wow

>>204516571
> As far as I see it, I paid 200 quid for another 4 years of Trump memes, good value really.

Where's the gay little yank who roams the local woodland with his sword?

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>>204516030

>>204516030
Nice

>>204516633
>British women are so grim lol
Is there a scientific reason for this?

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>>204515357
and I’m the forces of normality.

Do psychedelics

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caberginio

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>>204516627
Got mine for 79.00 USD on valentines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKY600o3CXw

>lol
hi spainlard

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catberg

>>204516384
your mums vagine is full of worm because she's dead lol!

>>204516791
>valentines
bit weird

>>204516818
nice fade g

I need to become normal
I need to become normal
I need to become normal
I need to become normal
I need to become normal

>>204516705
I mean I wish I hadn’t lost the money but have you really never heard of the concept of people betting on an outcome they don’t want to happen? Maybe £200 is a lot of money to you but it was just a random bet on a whim for me when the odds were heavily favouring Trump.

you are double digit iq if you give a sketchy company money to tell you generalizations of your dna

what should i get the gf for christmas

>>204516887
holy hand grenade

>but have you really never heard of the concept of people betting on an outcome they don’t want to happen?
No this sounds fucking retarded. Why would you want to lose a bet?

Might go down Sandford Lane for an hour or so, do a bit of dancing and have a few jars

>>204516887
the gift of being present and in the moment

>>204516887
new bouldering shoes

pasta bake in the air fryer
now to chop some mushrooms

having a coffee. prob a bad idea but i really fancied one.

>Farmers 'could block ports and disrupt food supply' in protest over budget tax changes
And people still think kulaks didn't try to withhold food from the Red Army in 1919 or burn crops in 1932 lol

>>204516908
footymongs betting against the team they support

>>204516908
I bet on my football team to lose sometimes. If they win I’m happy, if they lose I’m less sad because I have a bit of money.

>>204516931
got to be done, i just had a starbucks before

niggas never stop yapping

not a fan of the resurgence of the word yap. feel it's overused now

Got a week off toil now so I should be able to do more regular and consistent updates for you guys.

>>204517002
Looking forward to seeing you in the thread more often EW x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXCdj1DjZLg

>>204516887
a bull

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drinking wee milk

the SAD is hitting me hard this year
have felt significantly shiter since the season has turned

meow meow meow meow
i am a cat :3

I hate the evening/night, no idea how some people are energised by it and want to party, it makes me depressed and I want to go to bed.

>>204517045
strange looking fanny

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>>204517045

Moo Deng being thrown out of a plane

well that's a man's arse with his meat n 2 veg dangling down isn't it

>>204517045
the so called gf

>>204516874
The fat Mexican that always posts about smelling Emma Watson's feces, everyone.

Vile fucking trannyposting

>>204517083
Clearly not a man is it you fat mutant freak

I'm 83 years old

Get the fucking slags posted

>>204517045
would lick her arsehole and shag it if it was guaranteed not to make a manly noise and put me off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNn_F3piqKU

>>204517126
yeah mate, it's a bloke

feels like a Friday

cannot wait to see how many ethnics they manage to pack into the christmas ads this year

>>204517045
Hmmm. Alright fine I guess, any hole is a goal.

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>'Major supplier' of people-smuggling boats arrested

>A man suspected of being a significant supplier of small boats equipment to people smugglers has been arrested in Amsterdam following a joint operation by the UK's National Crime Agency (NCA) and Dutch and Belgian police.

>The Turkish national, 44, was arrested at Schiphol Airport on Wednesday and will be extradited to Belgium to face charges of human smuggling.

>Authorities said the man, who has not been named, shipped supplies from Turkey, stored them in Germany, then transported them to northern France.

Shitting out mucus. Interesting developments

the west was made great by the "hard work and thrift" of puritanism
catholicism is lazy and profligate

>>204517108
not emmayank you pedophile freak

>>204517145
The first two Dollars movies were better than Good Bad Ugly tbqhwu

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>>204516414
Post it, yank

>>204517207
I agree

>>204517183
i do this all the time it's not a problem

>>204517188
>profligate
alri ceaser's legion fkin hell

mucus only comes out your sinuses thoughbeit

>>204517226
>>204517207
good the bad and the ugly had more going on
fistful of dollars especially is an incredibly simple film plot and theme-wise

>>204517223
Are you Irish diaspora?

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>>204517223
I will if I don't get banned for saying the nword just now

>Chancellor Rachel Reeves is planning what she calls the "biggest pension reform in decades" in an attempt to boost economic growth.

>The government wants to merge the UK's 86 council pension schemes into a handful of "pension megafunds".

>It is hoped the changes will lead to billions of pounds being invested in the UK in areas such as energy infrastructure, tech start-ups and public services.

>>204517207
>>204517226
Contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. For a Few Dollars More could be argued, but Fistful is nowhere NEAR as good as the other two.

>>204517252
the heck does this mean

>>204517280
Nothing could possibly go wrong with this scheme.

>>204517268
Unironically yes, my grandad ran off with a poor Irish Catholic maid because both their families hated them after, settled in London

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so lads who wants strawberries

pass the poopcorn

Get the pensioners centralised.

>>204517280
like waiting for those two missiles to come close to each other so you can down them in one shot whilst all the others are fucking your shit up in missile command

i was not able to acquire glasto tickets. i will try again on sunday

>>204517280
she genuinely a fucking moron

is badoo considered the last resort for genetic dead ends or something because everyone here is an absolute fucking horror
and I’m not even getting any likes

>>204517295
erm its a gaming reference

>>204517363
rather watch paint dry

>>204517366
looks like elton john farted on him

>>204517262
>fistful of dollars especially is an incredibly simple film plot
Yeh I'm a simpleton, I like simple plots.
In fact it's exactly why I didn't really enjoy Good Bad Ugly, didn't really like the 'epic' scale of the movie

>>204517366
um

>>204517366
>>204517409
um

>>204517366
looks delicious

jannereth soon come

listening to megadeths rust in peace in tribute to the fact that aliens have been confirmed

if you don't like the tomb jones/cardians cover of "burning down the house" (originally written and performed by the talking heads) then i'm afraid you haven't had sex and ethically i'm required to inform you that the prognosis looks bleak

>>204517366
male arseholes are too meaty and unappealing

Once spoke to Uma Thurman's indecisive brother, Um

>>204517458
a bit persnickety ain't ya?

wish I could draw

i mean tom jones/cardigans
always get a bit dyslexic when i'm on the gear x

don't give a fuck about pensioners. they can get ground down into the dirt as far as I'm concerned. don't like it? well your fucking old so you should've done something with your life before you were grey with a broken skeleton. pricks

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remember to tell your mums to stay indoors

Get it made rorke

>>204517486
start drawing then

>>204517503
don't know why news outlets often refer to oldies as "pensioners", all that does is a lend a sense of leeching off society, i'm more likely to feel sorry for a "senior" who got flattened by a bus than i would be for a "pensioner" who got flattened by a bus

What's a musician's favourite crisps?

Quavers

>>204517486
time spent wishing is time wasted

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>>204517223
I live in the deep south and my relatives fought for the south so not a yank, yankee doodle

elton john's favourite crisps? prawn smeg

>>204517570
spoken to every musician have you?

>>204517600
dickhead

how do i deal with darkness under eyes?

>>204517609
Got the notes and all

Got a sudden inexplicable craving for black forest cake

one of the defining characteristics of the chordate phylum (the one to which we and all vertebrate animals belong) is that our anuses form in utero before our mouths do, isn't that fascin-*grabs your shoulder as you attempt to wander off and talk to someone else* come on mate i'm not finished get back here

>>204517619
it's fashionable

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he's here and active lads
twitter is finished

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forest?
and cake?

>>204517619
go to church

>>204517670
who's this fat prick

>>204517696
Ricardo lopez

>>204517178
>Lawyers
>Do gooders
Not in the slightest, they're cynically exploiting this crisis in order to earn a lot of money
There's no gods will to their actions

>>204517696
Turn your screen on Bruce that's the reflection

just learned that brazil has designated streets for drug use like crack
the police herd crowds of them in and out of it throughout the day

they day david baddiel is qualified to do any job because he is (or once was) a famous comedian

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SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO SCRAN

>>204517771
dey day dat do dey?

>geriatric millennial
one of the most cringeworthy things i've read in a twitter bio

another day another wanktoil to Hootihoo (no homo)

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>>204517793
stop taking the mick

>>204517795
no u

Heating's GOIN ON

>>204517962
COWARD