Why can't these eastern european slavs get along?
>>204516628sir we have nothing in common with all these weirdos like Serbs, Russians or Estonians, they're totally alien to us sir
>>204516628Because we have different interests
>>204516628Poland is Central European.
>>204516628Every single problem in EE is literally a fault of Russia in one way or another. Having asiatic barbarian despoilers next door fucking sucks.
>>204516664paaaaaaaan you are also a slav and they are your slav brothers paaaaaan
>>204516832Poles are Wends.
>>204516879Semantic cope, wends are slavs.
>>204516960Calling Poles Slavs is literally semantics and pedantry.
>>204517088No, their language is part of the slavic language family.They are slavs.
>>204516628If Baltics, Hungary, Albania and Romania are slavs, then Germany is Nafri
>>204516691Russia and Belarus aren't part of europe anymore chud
>>204517201I rounded up for the purpose of the thread.
>>204517170I can read Latin easily because the phonetics are similar to Polish.
>>204517170That's pedantic. Pointing out that their language family is Wendish, or more narrowly, Lechitic, is no more semantics than that. The only thing you care about here is some sort of map aesthetics and rule of threes autism, preferred over the truth.
>>204517265That's not how reading works.>>204517308Polish is a West Slavic language of the Lechitic group within the Indo-European language family written in the Latin script.
>>204516628Lack of a strong Germanic hand to guide/punish them.
What's that? A map that groups into "Germanic", "Roman/Romance/Latin", and "Slavic"?My God! The ENTIRE Internet is FULL of these incorrect maps!
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>>204517419>>204517385It's low key impressive how slavs expanded so much
>>204516628Theres 6 real countries in that image. And 4 that were real countries once, but are only barely above the all remaining fake "countries". Regions that have no authonomy or sovereignty and are enterily fake and gay and ahould just be part of the respective real country.
This one has some split in slavic languages, but the correct way to do it if you want to split them.You're still a slavic language, simply west/east/south.Still Slav.
>>204517332Wendish is synonym of West Slavic. The use of the term "West Slavic" is only to clarify its relation to other Slavic languages. "Wends" is the historical, common name for this branch of languages, dating to the Classical Era. To call it "West Slavic" is like identifying the genus of an animal, rather than identifying them by a common name.
>>204517493>I want to use the synonym because I don't like the word slavOnus is on you to prove why that should be done5/?Also you'll have to correct the entire internet on their incorrect ways!
>>204517489Poles are Wends. Their language and culture are significantly different from East Slavs and South Slavs, hence the distinction.
Not seeing this "Wend" word on any of these maps... wonder why...6/?
>>204517523I already explained why this is the way it is. It's the historical and common name for that group of languages. It predates "West Slavic" without being inaccurate.
>>204517523>Flower>ŽiedasŽiedas most common meaning is a ring. It can be used in part of Gėlės žiedas, which would mean flower blossom, with flower being gėlė and blossom being žiedas.Tl;dr map is fake and gay
>>204517565Because they are maps for laymen in linguistics. Every map you'll find that's meant to be as simple as possible for beginners in linguistics to understand will obscure the more complicated reality of languages. This map doesn't show languages like Basque for example. Or even some Wendish languages, like Sorbian languages. Does that mean Basque doesn't exist?
>>204517565So find Wenland in your own country and learn about its history
>>204517560Why are you the only person on the internet who thinks this?
>>204517710Polish is a West Slavic language of the Lechitic group within the Indo-European language family written in the Latin script.
>>204517718Oh come on now. He's not ready for this yet.His entire world will be flipped upside down when he finds out he's a Slav and that these so-called Slavs named the cities in Germany including Berlin.
>>204517710Wend is a slavic tribe name who lived in Northeastern Germany. Historically, it was used to denote both west and south slavs, with nowadays word surviving in some Estonian dialects to denote Russia. It was basically a synonymous with wend = slavWends being western slavs are just Polish cope to distance itself from east slavs (understandably so, but it's still pathetic larp)Tl;dr you're historylet
The Canonical Map From Wikipedia Itself>b-but i know betterFix it. Just try
>>204517828I speak a slavic language? I had no idea
>>204517757Obviously I'm not, but I don't "think" that; I'm only aware of those facts, whereas you're trying to deny them because it's "unaesthetic" and "too complicated".>>204517796Wendish is synonym of West Slavic. The use of the term "West Slavic" is only to clarify its relation to other Slavic languages. "Wends" is the historical, common name for this branch of languages, dating to the Classical Era. To call it "West Slavic" is like identifying the genus of an animal, rather than identifying them by a common name.
>>204517881>Obviously I'm not, but I don't "think" that; I'm only aware of those facts, whereas you're trying to deny them because it's "unaesthetic" and "too complicated".Find me a map of languages which uses "Wendish"I'm up to about 9 with slavicOr shall we compare google ngrams?
>>204517836"Wend" was historically used to refer to all Slavs (and more), and the use of the word narrowed down to "West Slavs" gradually. Similarly, Sorb and Serb were synonym, and both referred to multiple ethnicities and languages, but came to mean 2 different ones. Read this book.
Looks like you're living in the 1820s my "canadian" friend.
>>204517868You are a "Slav" who was intergenerationally assimilated into another language, by your own semantic ideology.>>204517941>looks up linguistic maps for laymenI guess the Basque language isn't real because it's not on that map.
>but i want to be a special snowflakeSorry.
>>204518032Both words predate the XIX century.
>>204516628serbs rape dogs
>>204518086And we don't live then. Language evolves. Nobody uses the term "Wend" anymore. We use "Slav" and split between east, west and south slavs.
>>204518069>people aren't informed on history or ethnography, that means that Wends don't exist!Have any of you actually read the book?You know, an actual source and not an internet meme map for rddit hobbyists?
0.0001628093÷0.0000019172 = 84.920352598Slav is 85x more common than "Wend"
>>204518156They do exist, we call them "West Slavs" because we don't live in a history bookI'm not sure if you're going for some political newspeak or if you're just a history autist.
>>204518132Language indeed evolves, and the word "Wend" which originally was synonymous with "Slav", now more narrowly means "West Slavic". If someone is unaware of this word or its meaning as such (or a secondary implied meaning as Wends who don't own a sovereign state), then that's someone who is unaware of the history and facts surrounding that area of the world.
Slavs are incapable of strategic thinking and organizing beyond the level of a town, this is why the West must civilize Slavs, but pls, this time no hurt!!!
>>204518231So you just admitted that it's synonymous and a correct way to refer to them.Considering you are from Germany, would I be entirely incorrect in assuming you have an agenda to distance yourself from your Wendish heritage & the undeniable influence that Wends had had on your country?
Why are Slavs so insecure about being Slavs
>>204518349Not German.>Heh it's a synonymA synonym used a fraction of the time which the common person has never heard.What's your agenda?
>>204518350Gee I don't know, ask OP why he is so afraid of admitting his Slavic ancestry. I wouldn't know, I'm a Canadian West Euro mutt with no ancestry in any countries of Slavic languages.
>>204518383You must go back.
>>204518350because Slavs aren't seen as civilized people by whites
Interesting how the Canadian wants to attack Germany, i guess it's the angloisms remaining in their society.
>>204518458I'm White.
>>204518584Turks are crackers
>>204518541>tp>that op
>>204517385>>204517419>>204517451whats up with painting albanians a different color?and also why does it say "roman"? its "romance", and albanians are also romance people and talk a romance language.
>>204518634apart from grouping some technically non-slavs in, what is wrong with the OP?
>>204517473look man, maybe we are poor, we dump waste into our rivers, we grow crops on depleted uranium, we are about to risk our peoples health for some lithium gibs, we boast of warcrimes, we recycle turkish culture, we are corrupt to the brim, we assasinate journalists, we fake elections, our people hate our own country, BUT SERBIAN KINGS ARE REAL AND CROATIAN KINGS DIDNT EXIST MKAY? therefore your country shouldnt exist and your people dont get to identify with their nationality they are what I say they are and that is CATHOLIC SERBS, and I HATE THEM although I firmly believe they belong to the same tribe but FUCK THEM for wanting to be their own thing and not in any way associated with GODS LIKE US!
>>204518816>BUT SERBIAN KINGS ARE REAL AND CROATIAN KINGS DIDNT EXIST MKAY?>CATHOLIC SERBS>I>HATE THEM>FUCK THEM>GODS LIKE US!What did he mean by this?
>>204519031often serbs will pose the question where the bones of the suppossed croatian kings are kept, obviously because they arent kept anywhere. there are records of croatian kings but its scarce because we accepted the hungarian crown in the 11th century.this makes us not a real people i guess.
>>204518816this is the funniest things about Slavs and why everybody thinks of Slavs as Borat the country – you have two shitholes arguing over which is better without realizing that they are both shitholes in the first place! I also laugh when Poles bark at Russians or Ukrainians because of Volhyn or some fucking ancient war with Ruskie. Like who the fuck cares about Slavs at all LOL
>>204519234yeah I find it ridiculous too but hey, its good to be polish/croatian because atleast when I go outside its not garbage, junkies and prostitutes everywhere
>>204519234A Serb is a brown thirdie, a literally Muhammad from Afghanistan but masquerading as a Slav.A Russian is a brown thirdie who looks white and acts like a Muhammad while not looking like one.A Czech or Slovene may actually be somewhat modern and not from the stone age, but they have to be urban and not rural.
>>204516707>asiatic barbarian despoilersGenetically we're literal Baltoids
>>204519445Serbs were defending their fatherland from kebabs.
>>204516691Makes sense.
What's it like living in Eastern Europe?
>>204516628Germans, Turks and Russians divided brotherly people against each other a long time ago.
>>204519445Do you genuinely, GENUINELY believe anyone will buy your load of shit here?Serbs are an order of magnitude more important than Slovenians. Not even Slovenia is culturally influenced by Slovenians.
>>204519996Poland Aryan masterrace confirmed. Nobody in Europe is more Aryan than us
>>204521369he's right because he's my ZentralEuropean bruder
>>204521369Serbia is "important" purely for starting WW1 and then chetniks and ethnic cleansing after that. Croatia is the only ex-yu country with any real world accomplishments
>>204521505Get fact checked.
>>2045215423/10 effort.
>>204516628>eastern european slavsAre there some other slavs I missed or something?
>>204521650>Are there some other slavs I missed or something?
>>204521650Some Slavs like to larp as central European
>>204521650>>204521682This
>>204521650czech republic
>>204516628>Why can't these eastern european slavs get along?If you removed Russia and Serbia from the equasion there would literally be no conflicts there
>>204521927There were two conflict in the Balkans during the 90s that had nothing to do with Serbs.
>>204521962Fine. ALMOST no conflicts
>>204521927Ohohoho. You can't even imagine what mess Poland would be capable to create in such case.
>>204516628we're mediterranean asians
Russia has poisoned the well
>>204522044Do tell. What would Poland doIf you're going to reheat the narrative of them grabbing galicia for some reason then dont even bother replying
Polish people have never done anything wrong in their entire history, especially not to Jewish people
>>204522027If we removed all cars there would be no car crashes. If we wrecked every people like the US wrecked the Germans, and had everyone vassalized by the US there would be no wars either.
>>204522189this but unironically
>>204522408Imagine if all car crashes could be (almost) reduced to zero if you just removed all SUVs. Thats a more apt comparison. (Ignoring the seethe about the US or whatever)
>>204522469Ok, since you just ignored seethe about the US, I will now ignore the seethe at Serbia and Russia, thus ending this "dialogue". Enjoy your safespace earned through oral gymnastics.
>>204522505>Enjoy your safespace earned through oral gymnastics.The Russian and serbian obsession with sucking or taking cocks up the ass never ceases to amaze me. I think it has to be a cultural tradition at some point that each male citizen of the country has to go through atleast once before reaching adulthood
>>204522505I accept your concession
>>204522553don't google "oral"
>>204522553Why do you think "oral gymnastics" has something to do with sucking socks?I am 100% sure everyone except me has become insane. I open any social media and I read retarded things.
>>204522563He'll instead just disappear and pretend this never happened. Never in my life have I thought a person or a collective is gay, I wonder what goes in their heads.
>>204517565finland should be splitted to germanic and finnic if belgia and swtizerland is also
>>204519996how come we don't chimp out like you then?must be something in the water
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