Portuguese women appreciation edition
>>204517006reckon this is not even close to the maximum levels of 'stache their ladies can reach
Catnigga in love subedition >>204516858WTF is that game
Old and decrepit: >>204475369
That's quite early.But you linked the previous.
>>204517033Don't be portuphobic please, they are all love inside>>204517044Post pics to ilustrate
Also I hope we won't be bumping this thread overnight, we'd be delayed every day otherwise
>>204517124That thread is 1 day oldObviously too old
>>204516066>I just do it out of gratitude and adherence to the W.A.G.I.E. pledge. :)>Gman doing a janny cosplaygrim
>>204517006Why are Portuguese so hairy? Had a female Portuguese coworker who had similarly hairy arms as mine and my arms are pretty hairy.
>>204517006Don't be surprised if by making this thread you'll make a new enemy from London>>204517075>WTF is that gameSome real slavjunk, bruh
>>204517277>Why are Portuguese so hairy?Adaptation to cold climate
>>204517006Come on, Moselle. Let's fucking get him.
>>204517006>not having curly stache sidesNot a real Portuguese woman, probably not dois or something.>>204517277Very high test levels, capable of producing excellent men.
>>204517006Why do the Portuguese men have mustaches?To look like their mother.
>>204517632KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
For me, it’s sexo.
>>204517738Wtf, it's the bedroom of the plapjak's girl.
>>204517738Is that your wife?CARALHO
My turkish/iranian ex gf had some slight mustache fuzz and I thought it was pretty hot>>204517554Based, nice OC!
>>204517878kek
>>204517878COVID lockdowns weren't kind for my garterfu...
>tfw no librarian looking gf, who's very clever and organized but also either too thin or chubby with mediocre fashion sense, cute but tacky humor sense and an earnest kindness and optimism, who has a big family but a healthy relationship with them, and is undecided about marriage and children but can persuaded in 4 years of relationshipKinda fucked...
>>204517006those women are real menaces, don't let them lull you into a false sense of security
>>204517738Is this girl a tuga?
>>204518710>what are you doing there, anon? That's the forbidden books section, where we store all our... problematic books. You're not a chud, are you? Because that would give me the hots... there's only lefty guys here... you know the forbidden section is pretty deserted, right?... *wink*pulls panties down while keeping the skirt*
>>204518832i don't see a mustache so prolly not
>>204518842>*gets lips near the ear* open me like a book and put that bookmark inside of me right now anon, dance your fingers on my ski-pages while reading every inch of me...
>>204518710very specific desirewanna talk about something there, lad?
>>204518892They can look like this tho
>>204518768kek, it was the same when I lived in the countryside
>>204518768Kek>Summons backup surveillance>Mantains mental database of street parkingKEK
>>204519052Kind of ugly, that specimen.>>204519058And let's not talk about the old guys sitting side by side (near a café or park) for hours on end looking at passerbys. Bonus pooint if thirdie chair are used (you know which ones).
>>204518710I didn't expect you wanting children Gironde
>>204519126yeah, sometimes they are playing cards or something>you know each onesof course I do
>>204517006the beauty of the Portuguese wo(man) must be cherish and preserve
>>204519226Cards, dominoes, some odd ones playing checkers or chess.
>>204519127>finally, i can height-mog someone
>>204518842>>204518912>don't feel any hair tickle my peepee as I get in position>stop mid-thrust and walk away without a wordI thought she was different
>>204519294Gironde isn't short though
>>204519023If you multiply my attraction to this archetype with the number of times I met girls that fit it over my life and factor in my complete inability to ever make any of them my gf, you can calculate the approximate level of my suffering>>204519127Well, it's not a requirement but if I met the right girl, I'd love to down the line.>>204519294This has been debunked though. I'm 1m75.
>>204519314It's a LIBRARIAN, gman, she's bound to have a huge bush.
Another day of NEETdom.
https://skribbl.io/?GoCTphwjcome play
>>204519601Basado.
Finished another comfy afternoon nap. I doubt it's a good idea napping after 7 PM though.>>204519601At least you can bench (unlike me).
>public roomick
>>204519249she is french though >inb4 >sheyes, I am aware she is transgender, but I purposefully choose pronouns based on what people look so if they pass for female I say "she" penis or no, if they just look like men in dresses I embrace my inner chud and say "he"that aside, she's still French
Came back from the gym, no strength lost and leaner despite the kilos lost. We're so back.>>204518768Kek, our village grandmas are the same.
>>204519724My shoulder hurts when I do and I lost 10% of my 1RM because of it so I'm not happy with my bench as of late.
>>204519897If things go like they go and I soon don't find out why my bench is already stalling soon I'll be able to shoulder press more than benchThat's literally the definition of "it's over".
As for your 10% loss, sorry to hear that.Why don't you do 6-8 reps in the meantime while your shoulder is in a bad shape?
>>204519964Are you doing close grip bench press? Try a wide bench press.>>204519993>6-8 repsMy shoulder also hurts when doing slightly less weight for more reps.
>>204519382You always got my back fren, thanks>>204519521Sadly I haven't been lucky enough to test that theory
>>204520094Couldn't find a better pic for demonstration.I hold the bar so that my pinky fingers are 1cm from the "markings" (circled on pic) towards the middle.>slightly less weight for more reps.I see
>>204520263Ok, I really have a hard time understanding how your OHP could be so close to your bench as you describe it then.Probably some technique stuff and you being a scaredy cat thinking you are going to guillotine yourself in the bench.
>>204520332>Probably some technique stuffProbably that desu. I'm autismmaxxed after all.
Gironde is giving them italians hell
Tomorrow, I do my annual running for charity in the evening when it'll be cold as fuck.Every year I sign up again and fucking hate it.
>>204520845Damn, if there was only a solution to this problem.
>>204520972like not signing up?
>>204520845>9 degrees at 10 pmC'mon man. How long is the roon? I do my daily 2,5 km in between -1 and +2 celsius in a tshirt and an adidas tracksuit (bought in ukraine, we wuz slavs n shiet).
>>204520845>Tomorrow, I do my annual running for charity in the evening when it'll be cold as fuck.Currently imagining Gironde panting and heaving at the finish line after a 20 mile run, as the local mayor hands a giant cheque to a fat gypsy man clad in jewellery and Rolex watches.
>>204521123It's not much, just relay 4x2km but I have to wait in the cold in between, kinda sucks.You have a full head of hair so no wonder you don't get cold.>>204521215This hypothetical almost made me angry until I remembered that gypsies don't have any shred of humanity or empathy, which means that they would never enlist in a charity event.The only race they ever participate in is the race from the police and the race to be the most disgusting, subhuman pieces of rot and pus to ever be.
>>204521413He's saying the gyppo would steal the money doe
>>204521445The mayor handing the money implies otherwise.Looks more like a setup to me.If I imagine this a charity race for TGD, then I might do a better time.
>>204517006Thought this was Pepe Mujica
>>204521498yeah, not stealing directly, just having a ngo moment
>>204521413Fascist scum.
>>204519791she said she was fully Portuguese. From Portuguese parents born in Portuga THOUGH
>>204521712I wonder if you hate me more for being a chud or a normie.>>204521670classic, gotta have them.
>>204521796Chud, definitely chud.
I keep losing at Pokémon Pocket because everybody got better cards than me, it's making me mad REEEEEEEE
>>204522443Well that's an interesting factoid.Since I'm more a normie than I am a chud, I guess it's fine.>>204522884how was your day, any qts?
>>204522933Here's the recap fren>>204514656
>>204523112ohh thanks for the link!Did you talk with the 2 qts?
>>204522884I should really do another run of Pokémon TCG 2 (the translation, as it was never released outside of Nippon).
>>204522933>how was your day, any qts?I now comprehend why you always ask this, you are a normie and you just want to make fun of us and make us feel badShame on you
>>204523151I don't have that much conversation sadly so I mostly spent time eating my meal. Redhead was older than me so probably married and Malagasy looked younger, probably out of school recently, I learnt she lives in my town and works for the town hall.>>204523186Why not playing Pokémon Pocket with me ?
>>204523445Hit me up!(I can’t deal with the new cards because I know the original ones by heart VGH).
>>204521720Portuguese and French are hardly a separate ethnicity and she was born and raised in France, I consider her to be a Frenchwoman
>>204523289not at all, Moselle said he had a bit seminar with peers today so the odds are he'd meet qts.I wouldn't ask if it was a regular day.And big deal being a normie, I'm still a bitchless loser, I got nothing to mock anyone else about.>>204523445Well as long as the meal is good that's what matters. Maybe you'll meet the malagasy again too.
Shitaly made me win 40€i watched their game, glad I did not watch Africa - Palestine
>>204523688>not at all, Moselle said he had a bit seminar with peers today so the odds are he'd meet qts.>I wouldn't ask if it was a regular day.>And big deal being a normie, I'm still a bitchless loser, I got nothing to mock anyone else aboutIt's ok anon
>>204523675He’s looking more and more boyish with age though, the wall is coming fast kek
>>204523794We played quite well
>>204523944I'll take your word for it, I don't follow traps on social media so I've only ever seen her on /int/the wall must be way more brutal for shemales than even for females, like twink death but they can't just revert to being a normal man like twinks( those don't do surgeries or take hormones, so end up just looking like normal dudes)
>>204524339Only seen the guy on /int/ too. /int/ is such a homo board nowadays.
that's it boys, long weekend oficially startedfuck bosses, fuck kikes and most importantly fuck jannies
>>204525282Cheers!
>>204525282Emily a cute, CUTE!
Good night, sisters.>>204521413>I have to wait in the cold in betweenNow that is grim.>You have a full head of hairGot my hair decimated at the hairdresser from it reaching my mouth to not even reaching the top of my ear so now the second body part that starts feeling cold after my arms is my head fr fr.Hairsisters on suicidewatch rn.
>>204525379Underboobs
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>>204525282based!!>>204525453grim, you know how I feel then
>>204525475Just boobs, Moselle.
>>204525486Fucking huepires.
Good night med see you tomorrow
>>204526022Sleep tight fren.
tough choice today, but I went with the GREEKSyou can never go wrong with the Greeks...I'll still play the Nazi DLC, but I'll save my chud out for later
>>204517006I’ve met portuguese men who are more attracted to brazilian women than portuguese women
>>204526512for me it's Nurgle's foul stink
>>204527646for me it's Grand Cathayyes, I know they play just like greeks but with dragonsyes, this is a good thing
>>204526843bro that's +90% of our male populationthe accent alone is PVRE SEXO, not to mention the lack of moustaches and the eternal fetish for brown booty
first for sexo with brazilian women
