booze edish
CASH IS KING
>>204520147you download little bits of a file from other peoples computers to make a complete file. then at the same time and afterwards, you upload little bits of a file on to other peoples computers.you don't have to keep uploading once you've finished the file, but it's selfish to stop immediately
>>204520321id grab the stella and be donje with itor tyskie
can someone tell me how you order a beer in a pub. What do you say. How do you know what beer they have
>>204520380good lad
>>204520376>but it's selfish to stop immediatelydon't carenot my problem
>>204520322best thing to do is get a good github profile going, put readmes in things and make sure the code is tip-topconnect with recruiters directly on linkedin and say you're looking for a role (as mentioned, they get spammed with jeeterinos)industry doesn't matter much, but having public cloud knowledge will help a lot (and iac knowledge)
>>204520321red stripe, estrella or moretti for me
>>204520383>barkeep! A flagon of your finest ale
>>204520383Are you serious blud
Okay so first, you need to spend up to 50k going into debt for an undergraduate that won't land you anything more than a junior role, then you need to your certs which will cost a couple of hundred each, then you'll probably want to do your masters which will be about 15 more grand and then you'll have to train up in your vertical (telecoms, B2B, Fintech, webdev) but you may need to do a PhD to land anything worth hiring for but be warned! Businesses are more likely to outsource certain roles overseas! And then....
>>204520376>but it's selfish to stop immediatelyst peter sending me straight to hell because i pause on completion
asmr birds with lovely arses
not reading any of that tedious pond shite
>>204520383look at the taps
>>204520383>hey mister, can I have one tall beer?
diarrhoealad here with what is hopefully the last update for the day, I've just had poo #10, still fully liquid though I did manage to squiff out some farts without soiling myself earlier on. will post another update tomorrow x
just toiled for 12 hours come home boot up /brit/ and you cunts are talking about the same shite i have to do all dayfuck off
mad how bowie cant remember any of the recording of station to stationmashed out of his head completely on cocaineand yet, its a fantastic albummad mental
>>204520321Budvar keg looking rather based
I must be one of the highest paid lads in this thread and I don’t even have a degree lol
>>204520455it doesn’t have anything on the taps it’s blank
>>204520464keep hydrated lad. that shit can dry you out really quickly x
>>204520464Keep us posted lad thoughts and prayers
>>204520462>>>hey mister,Already failed the only people taking orders are all 18-24 year old girls in pubs now
>>204520471what's your sprint velocity looking like lad?
>'Nerd', 19, who made 'viable' 3D-printed gun nicknamed 'Fuck Gun Control' using parts ordered online is jailed for more than four yearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14083189/3D-printed-gun-online-jailed-four-years.html
david glowie
why do all women who own dogs make their dogs perform cunnilingus on them, what if it bites? surely if a dog is licking something warm and fleshy its instinct must tell it that it's food though?
the work space around being a programmer seems so grimtons of indians and you have to jump through hoops to surpass them in the hiring process also ai is catching up to it
>>204520502lmao lookatdat nerdass nigga
>>204520502>A court heard Roberts was a member of an online gaming chat group called 'Domestic Terrorism' using the name Strelok which translates as 'gun slinger' in Russian.good taste in games though eh
>>204520521you are an odious, venomous little toad of a man poison dart frog man
>>204520521lost iq points reading this post
>>204520493thought the fat owner works the bar while the sexy students do the tables
>>204520528So this...is Rorke
>>204520521>all women*white women
>A gimp, a nun and an inflatable penis walk into a bar... it must be Benidorm Brits' fancy dress day! 30,000 UK revellers take over Spanish city's streets for annual eventhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14083235/gimp-nun-inflatable-penis-Benidorm-fancy-dress.html
>>204520528Would be a hot tranny he’s got the face
tech industry is full lads sorry
>>204520464ffs take some codeine you freak
>>204520485been on the water all day la x>>204520489cheers lad. think it's coming to an end but no doubt will be up pooing in the night.
>>20452049862 agility training at seers rooftops
>>204520552don't think it's possible to have negative IQ mate
>>204520573full of queers
dem air jordans be squeakin rn
>>204520521
>>204520483just ask if they have a beer you like de lad whats the worst that could happen
He's here...He's come...
>>204520471dentist anon? how much should I expect to pay for veneers on my front 4 teeth, top and bottom
>>204520558i assumed that was implicit because white women are the only kind of women who are big own dog ownership, and maybe chink women too but only as livestock
>>204520553>do the tablesSee there's a difference in the culturein the UK you order at the bar they don't come to your table I've seen several euros seethe about this in real life
>>204520608no i work with computers
>>204520483yes it does you blind retardjust use your fucking eyes it's not hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLR36sYlOuoremember her? i hope she was trolling but either way it's dead funny that she decided to film this and put it on the internet
replying to work off the clock. I've become everything i hate
>>204520628abbot ale is wank. no wonder they're flogging it for 3 quid a pint
>>204520590stepdad doing boxing combos on your malformed brown skull again is he?
that tooka smoke be smellable
>>204520663Tribute on the other hand,mark of a gentleman
>>204520666that's him fucking done then and it's only 8pm loool
I still don't understand this low rating, when the reviews are mostly 5 stars. Is this how powerful the jewish merchants are that they seethe about a website that promotes deals?
>>204520646oh right i dont care about computersdo you do drugs at work? have you ever shagged prostitutes during a long lunch break?
>>204520655she got any videos about? could do with a wank
>>204520653I swear to God where the logos usually are it’s white
>>204520628so how do you molest the staff?
>>204520700here's some material for you ladhttps://www.reddit.com/r/IndiansGoneWild/
How do I outcompete someone else for a cute girl’s attention? I hate that no matter what, there is always another guy lurking around the corner who is better than me and I have constantly prove that I'm something of value to someone. He’s more attractive, stronger and makes a higher salary than I do. How do I outshine him?
rorke winraring over 9000 internetz
>>204520695gone are the days of proper voucher codes. now it's all 'click this link for 0.3% off!' shite. it's over for sites like hukd
>>204520745Just be yourself :)
>>204520695
>>204520471>>204520646this is your appearance
I went to le bar with me hinge date and she ordered an 'Angela' at the barWhat an Angela? lads?I just ordered the old san miguel
>>204520729>Indiansall pakistanis and bangladeshis
>>204520628True, in France they actually come to your table don't they>>204520726You don't
>>204520726we don't really do that herethey will come and collect glasses if theyre running low though, maybe you could try then
>>204520783mmhmm don't worry
>>204520779KAHTEEM
>>204520791literally the same thing rasheed
great now i'm on a watchlist for googling Angela drink
>>204520745You can'tyou either have to somehow become better looking or lower your standards
THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLANDAND ENGLAND SHALL BE FREE
>>204520521errrrmmm what the scallop?
>>204520813>>204520814it not right
>>204520726you've never done that nobody does that
>>204520745go to all you can eat contests
>>204520825NO NO IT'S NOT YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD
>>204520783leftypol, mate...
no one told me how to order a beer at a pub…
picking my nose and wiping it on the cat. she loves it
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
>>204520321B&Ms is the king of beers. Good prices too.
>>204520924Yes mate, pint of —— please
>>204520924>make eye contact>"hi, what do you have on tap?"
>>204520924firm handshake and a warm smile
charli xcx was meant to bring slags back but all they did was take the smoking part and nothing else they were supposed to start dressing as slags again too but they are still wearing oversized jeans with 10 pockets
>>204520655uh oh...
just get him booked already, rorke
just popped my lower back myself and it feels more sore now FFS
>>204521000
the carsshot above our heads and we kissedas if nothing could fall
>>204520924probs cos its common sense
>>204520969>>204520981Thanks
>>204520983half Pakistani is such a grim mix
yeah they going ham on katy xx
>>204520983that ugly pig looks like a demonically possessed zombie wtf
and I've beento the year three thousandnot much has changedbut the fish and the waterand your great great great grandaughteris pretty fine
>>204521000get them grinched
>>204520924You go behind the tap and pour it yourself. You pay in the fruity slot machines.
Considering being someone who actually does stuff to change things in the world I don't like instead of just complaining about them and expecting somebody else to fix it because it's not my responsibility.
>>204521021don't stare at your phone so much
>>204521000>>204521011it approaches
>>204521049right well im going to have to put that on now aren't i?
>>204521083Be the change you want to see is terrible advice and has led to the troon epidemic
day off tomorrowlet's fucking get on it boys
Your body being a robot, connected by EMR to your brain which is in a storage house. Then if you got shot or if you fell off a cliff you can just get a new body and it's not such a big deal.
>>204520924>hey there bud, can I get a beer please?
>>204520587dont care if im queerim fucking loaded
just wild beatcommunicationame niutare nagara
>>204521131long weekend de laaaaaad
>>204521144never take that long to reply to me again
>>204521131the nandem are activearthritic knees are squeakin
Ah ikutsumo no yoru wo koeteKootta yume to kieyuku namidaWARM ME, WARM ME, WRAP ME
>>204521114I don't want to chop my cock off. I want somebody to fix the button for the crossing near my house that's been broken for months.I might just turn up with a high vis and a screwdriver and give it a go myself
>>204520924are you at the pub on your own?
why do people listen to talk radio over music radio
i use youtube every day but i haven't made a comment in at least 10 years
>>204521158rum creature
>>204521203variety is the spice of lifeor so they say
>>204521203white folk love dey yapping
>>204521000>>204521011nothing they can do
Just found out Churchill pulled troops from North Africa as they were about to win.. what a bellend
>>204521203only listened to radio in gta games
>>204521203honestly dont get why people listen to radio in the first place
>>204521158waltuh
>>204521244wait til you hear about what he did in the subcontinent
>>204521244dem north african cronem aint pullin out of katy LOL
>>204521197I commend you for it but the council will find out and try to get you arrested or fined. Or local press will turn up and demand your details be put all over the internet. And in the end it will still get broken. Just look at Rod Stewart, filled in all those potholes and now there are even more and he's just said fuck it I'll sell my cars no point driving them round here
Watching the House of Lords right now on BBC ParliamentThey all have only four minutes to talk, but because they're all so fucking OLD they talk so fucking slowly, less than half as quickly as even a regular old person would
>>204521199Yes
>>204521131same but back to work sunday
If boys can identify as girls then Minis can identify as a Celica GT-Four
>>204521260to hear music
thinking of a master plan,cos aint nothin but scran inside my hand
>>204521285lad's not realised there's footy on
>>204521203Habit from GTA. Talksport's funny to me. I hope there's sports talk radio in the new one.
which do you think will be on mars first, a church or a mosque
>>204521285Relatively young lady baroness finn is talking right now and she's talking about four or five times as fast as the old woman before her, the contrast is shocking
>>204521319a synagogue
>>204521203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYhEhGqk78k
>>204521319Muslims don’t believe in space
>>204521319more like a WOKE centre
>>204521303theres like a billion ways to do that nowadays without some buffoon talking at you and choosing shit tracks
>>204521337half the stars in the sky were named by muslims
wonder if susan coffey is still modelling, i never did manage to track down any intel on the aroma of her vaginal cavity
>>204521352I was lied to then
>>204521319mormon temple, realistically
>>204521319a church of coursedarkies are incapablethe future is chinese but they copy white
please CoD gods stop putting me in the unemployed lobbies
so did they figure out how that lads head appeared in a street in scotland
>>204521352they translated non muslim researchthey're idiots
Baroness Finn talking about the nuclear power plant in Ynys Mon, get in there girl
>>204521410think a bird dropped it
went to the shop and bought some milk and a twix just now
>>204521421lots of stars have nonsense names because they were badly translated from arabiclike betelgeuse
>>204521280Sometimes a man needs to make a stand.I've found out they only cost £35 to buy a new unit but I just need to figure out if I can use pliers to turn the key bit at the top that opens it to pop open the cover and fix the button that's been wedged in so you can't press it.
i am going to hit my mumberg if she doesn't give me my dinner soon!!!!
indeed stop playing videogames the cronem need freshmeat x
>>204521471pop a palestine flag on it they'll sort it out in a jiffy
>>204521453did you remember to get my cigarettes
>>204521402they don't exist anymore. I already spoke on this. >is there a way to play video games multiplayer and avoid autistic zoomers that play it 10 hours a day and also avoid streamersI am punished when playing video games and ranking up by being met with more and more autistic zoomer after zoomer even in casual modes that become de facto competitive modesby the time I reach a mmr where the only pfps I see are pepe frogs and anime avatars I know it's time to leave that game foreverand came up with suggestions>It would benefit me a lot if servers were split by age 12 and under, 13-15, 16-18, 18-24, 25-30, 30+ something like that and you can just pick and choose which one you want or better yet all in 30+ were completely banned from interacting with anything underneath it. I just want to play a few hours a night. I don't want to keep up with season passes or compete with reaction times long since gone. Just casual shit. Because casual modes in games are not casual any more like they used to be.Perhaps employed vs unemployed servers should be another customisation
wish mumstein would stop talking about how she's going to die soon, she's become such a toxic old bat, reminds me of tony soprano
>>204521496you need doign in
>>204521531shut up!
>>204521517ever thought about not being an awful poison dart frog man and caring about those close to you?
what's all the fuss about with this? Why were they doing their funny dance in parliament?
i never answer my phoneif these freaks who keep calling me need to contact me they can leave a voicemail or send me an emailsick of this SHITE
holy shit the chinese/japanese hoarding house cleaning videos are something else. Those guys have the most advanced hoarders on the planet.
>>204521458oh yea? translations of translationseven in administration, arabs knew to give locals privileges to run the empirethe "golden age" was persian in essencehence the current state of islam, nothing but stupidity
>>204521515ah yes making dedicated under 12 servers, nothing could go wrong here
>>204521567just women being women
cute new bulgarian lass at toil
>>204521572I'm at a point where if I receive a phonecall there's a 95% chance it's spam because everyone else just does voicenotes or text
well rorke?
line it up ladswon too freei'm a bad bitchy'all can't kill me
Alright guys? Could very well be an early night for me. Been up since 4:00 am you see.
>>204521567they do love that silly little dance don't they
>>204521584*throws a stale croissant at you*
luminous beings are wenot this crude matter
ARE MICA BIG EYES MICA
mumberg says if i dont move out before my 21st birthday shes going to take me to sign up for the army, the trick is that i just won't do it
>>204521630is it kate moss
Quiet in /Brit/ tonight
my review of the M&S Best Ever chicken tikka:quite nice
Chill out Rorke, we're right on time
>>204521632up since 5 and still going strong myselfshall be consuming the remainder of my bottle of wine before heading to bed
>>204521683i moved out when i was 18grow up
>>204521698footy
>>204520983she is grotesque
>>204521642made popular by a french variantaustrian in origin, over a victory on pooslimsare you that ignorant?
Don't know how my grandma is still going. She's been smoking 40 a day for 70 years, eats maybe 500 calories a day and hasn't been able to walk for the last few years. She's like a Scouse June Brown.
>>204521714How the fuck do you track your sleep cycles?
i moved out then moved back in and now I'm a failure with over a quart of my life gone. 2025 will be my year
came VERY close to saying "wogball" instead of "football" at toil today
>>204521714you'll go gay sleeping like that
got the gay porn on
>>204521752new year new you
>>204521730*throws half a stale baguette at you*
>>204521748bros from the 90s
I had so much sex in france. They called me monsieur creme anglaise
>>204521731>June BrownI looked her up and now I have erection
>>204521802called u battèè bois more like
eating cling film
>>204521752My life has been a litany of failures. But 2025 will surely be the year I turn it all around...
lot of french bakery items flying about this evening
mental how large the greater buenois aires area is
>>204521752ktimgoing to make big changes in 2025 for sure
>>204521748my watch tracks iti don't know the exact science but i guess it knows your heart rate and your breathing rate and uses other data to fill in the gaps to work out when you're asleep
they going brazy on katy lil back
getting so angry at mumberg. in 20 minutes my program will start and STILL no din dins served! i am going to miss the start!
poo queer poo poo
>fat sister talking all cutesy to her bfGrim as fuck when she's basically a shapeless blob of lard
>>204521786*catches mid air, throws it back*DIP IT IN MILK DIPSHIT
as if we're half way through 2020s already. fuck off. only just realisd. fuck right off
>>204521900why not eat your tea in front of the telly?
>>204521908Bet he loves snacking on her pork rinds
>>204521908at least she's an actual woman
>>204521908has he ever shagged her up the arse
>>204521908reckon she's ever done anal?
>>204521908and you're single. Who's the real winner?
>>204521924covid stole a good 3 years of it minimum. Some kids entire uni experience.
>>204521909*bends backwards and dodges the baguette in slow motion like in the Matrix*I never thought of dipping stale bread in milk, thank you for this suggestion
>>204521953yeah mine. class. dropped out anyway. class. having a quarter life crisis. need to do anything. need to sort it out
thanks winblows
>>204521943>>204521944Yeah I think so>>204521949Me because I'm taking care of myself, have hobbies and am doing a STEM degree.
>shapeless blob of lardktim
Sacked tranny in the cuck chair watching me rail his fat sister
heating back on It warm now
got emotional again
>>204521989>STEM degree.What's that stand for? Sacked Tranny, Employed Man?
woke buggery and all that
gonna have sex next year for the first time in 21 years btw
>>204521975i don't do stale bread in milk to do french toast desubut you toast it, spread some pâté on it, you got a meal
My fat sister (and her bf) cook noodles (like super noodles) them fry them in butter and vegetable oil and add shit loads of grated cheese.
>>204522048Good lastay comfy
>>204522064done him
ban all languages that aren't english
>>204522087I don't care you boring bastard. Fuck off back to britfeel.
>>204522087sounds corras discussed previously, i've been known to make a noddle burrito with extra cheese
>>204522087>My fat sistershe have a nice pair of chebs?
mold in the toilet againthat nibba be feasting on my SHEET
got another shag lined up for the weekend its all coming up millhouse
>>204522146FOY
>>204522101as a yank, doesn't it disgust you that glocks are becoming the most popular handgun when it doesn't have an accessible hammer so you can't cock it back for dramatic effect when you're threatning someone?
My fat sister has also shat her way through 3 rolls of toilet paper today >>204522140No, saggy and shapeless like the rest of her body.
>My fat sister has also shat her way through 3 rolls of toilet paper todayCheers for that
has sacked tranny ever even kissed someone romantically (apart from his uncle)
>>204522178your sister is what you'll never bea real womandeal with it
things occurring
>>204522048so cold...not putting heating on yet...cant... afford...damn you... poo... barmer...
bit mad how expensive it is to have ai voices talking on your phone n that. costs more than it used to cost phone sex lines lol
>>204522162can't say I'm not the pistol carrying type
poo on the cards
still remember the times when you had to text some phoneline £3 for a custom ringtone or some custom wallpaper on your phone far too fucking old, get the fucking bolt gun for fuck sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V188_OKQ2Jonz is an actual clown country
>>204522281this the NZ version of REEEEE?
considering potentially soliciting the services of a lady of the night, maybe, if you know what I mean, hypothetically speaking
>>204522263that's not just like in my video games...
>>204522280First mp3 I ever downloaded was Chasing Cars. Cost me nearly £6 of credit
>>204522280i had one of these when i was at secondary school
>>204522162pointing a gun at someone is the quickest way to get a felony
while i'm not against frogposting in general, in my experience the yanks tend to do it an awful lot so i've gone to resent it because if the assiciation with yankazoid freaks
eating mcdonalds and crying
>>204522281need a haka gf to do this every time we shag
the watch
>>204522263what calibre hand cannon do you keep for home defense?
Listening to Pavement and not enjoying it, bit of a wankfest tbqh
For me it was the shitty 2g in-built browser on my orange phone which I used to find pictures of girls in bikinis
>>204522281One of the many reasons I no longer live in that country. Embarrassing. I hate horis.
>>204522353>history channel that is obviously sympathetic to the nazis>thinks they were unironically christian
>>204522353Wasn't it like ten people out of several thousand captives, most of them rapists and wrong'uns anyway kek
>>204522353only a matter of time before this chap gets kicked off jewtube
thank fuck it’s Friday tomorrow and 60 hours of freedom begins
>>204522345just mad most of it isn't about aussies
https://x.com/jaycarnicomdap/status/1828191427127394741leftypol unmasked
well that's it lads. mumberg has totally fucked it. 5 mins till my program starts and still no supper. she'll be calling me down right in the middle of it. i am going to be so angry at her. i will say she cooked horrible dinner and she's a fucking fat cunt
>>204522399shall be doing lots of housework myself
Got a ben and jerrys cookie dough waiting in the freezer for later corrr
>>204522281what's their problem
>>204522371listen to Watery Domestic, it's an ep with only 4 songs but they're very good
>>204522345Haven’t really noticed this tbf
>>204522416Page won't load. What is it?
currently downloading old episodes of Big Break off the internet archive
>>204522416
>>204522399I work Sunday morning and have 58 hours of freedom till I start my shift.
>>204522416>"are you kidding m -ACK"
>>204522425give her what for mate. what you watching?
>>204522425you sound awfulchange your attitude or suffer the consequences
>>204522416fucking screaming when he hits his hat off and exposed his norwood
>>204522480Dreading having kids with the gf in a couple years, all media is completely pozzed shite, im going to have to cut out anything after 2012
>>204522406australophobia is a mental illness and a crime against humanity
>>204522416>>204522455>>204522490try to make it less obvious next time, yeah?
That lad that wrote Alice in Wonderland was legitimately mindbroken by the existence of complex numbersStarts writing a book about weird bullshit like a rabbit with a stopwatch because if you can take the square root of a negative number then everything else flies. Why not pour tea from your hat and wear a suit made out of playing cards
>>204522537lol look at those veins in his face he is DESPERATE to sniff and nibble that berg
saddest part about sacked tranny's boring stories about instant noodles and toilet paper is they're not even real he makes them up just so he can get a reply or two telling him to kill himself
>>204522550pozwhite LED’s are grim
>>204522550gonna go out and take a photo like this soon. thanks for the inspiration lad.
>>204522532woke bullshit>>204522516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rilFfbm7j8k
>>204522554fuck up leaf
>>204522578>>204522578>>204522578newberg
>>204522550looks like Liverpool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f7HReMYdWs
>>204522568Wait until you find out it's the same guy who just posts here all day and says the word "peng" on repeat while talking about takeaway pizzas and onlyfans twitch girls.
>>204522570but they actually work vs the incandescent lights that are dull, orange and arent efficient at all
