italy woman foot
sweet and sour? whey? idts
Aphex Twin and Roger Waters linked up. Sneed it or keep it?
Like learning new STP songs but don't like having to learn new Jazz chords every time, play normal chords Dean ffs
first for Aphex Twin
roger waters is a demonic entitydo not
>>204532839why
Sit down. There are things which we shall discuss.
>>204532760sweet and sour is the default mcnugget sauce here
>>204532858alri hang on a sec*walks behind you and grabs a beer out of the fridge*
Keir Starmer is married to a Polish Ashkenazi Jewish woman.His children are all Jewish, circumcised, and speak Hebrew at home.He has joked about how his wife and children speak Hebrew to each other when they don't want him listening in.Most of his wife's family live in Israel and have served in the IDF.Given all this, is it any wonder he actively supports, arms, and fund the genocide against Palestinians?
>>204532882*gasp*do you have any others? others which are specific to the antipodes?
>>204532913
just walked in on dadberg taking a bath in the spare bathroom fucking kill me
>>204532913>>204532937
>>204532939You ever walk in on him touching his cock?
There's another Bermuda Triangle in Alaska where lots of people go missing.
Real schizo hours huh
There are many mysterious disappearances in national parks.
>>204532846just look at himand looks at what he's done
Any 2022 man in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDvr87GTA
>>204532976nah get a grip bud
>>204532976seems so unfortunatelyfriday afternoon here so really hoping for pub and beer posting, alas not the time
I feel like this is the official youtube song of /brit/:https://youtu.be/e0bpje5rSG0?si=ChcwNlZ3JjEktTFR
>>204532976Maybe have an open mind and see what peoole have to say instead of dismissing every opinion you disagree with as schizo.
just saw a weird nonce post
Today I ate some alpine milk chocolate.
NetanYAHOO!
Elf titties!
Alri lads
Make some flipping posts you nancies
>>204532757asians are subhuman as illustrated through their subhuman shit mmos
>>204533104hello new zealand
>>204532913Yeh fuck him i hate him i fucking hate him
just bought a coffee pod machine, next up a bbq
when I die all that will remain of me will be my folders of strange images from the internet
>>204533137enjoy mate!
when I die my local cafe will still be serving their cold brews with a slice of orange in it, I gave them that idea you see
>>204533184love love LOVE "you see posting"love this lad following up his orange slice story from yesterday and glad to see he's still chuffed over it
>>204533184did you end up telling your mum
>>204533011>>204533055Hmm. These sound like the arguments of a schizo.
Mike Tyson Slaps Jake Paul During Their Weigh-In
There are Satanic cults in the desert of the southwest. They lurk on the side of the road and abduct people who stop to help them.
greetings my fellow goyim, it sure is a fine day to be doing our part to serve israeli interests, is it not?
>>204533236ah yeah righto mate*turns around and gives the pint I bought to someone else*
>>204533236what do you get out of posting this schizo nonsense?
pasta bake for breakfast
>>204533229yeah she thought it was really cool she's gonna go get a coffee from there
>>204533236Im sure this is true… iinnn yoouurrr minnnnd
The military has underground bases.
>>204533236they don't abduct them, they're basically just like roadside jehovah's witnesses except they make a really compelling argument so people willingly abandon their old lives to join them
>>204533259good stuff
>>204533259good lad
>>204533122HelloWatching a video about Wales rnwhat about you?
>>204533276that's called hypnotism
>>204532738Do people actually believe in the saying >It's darkest before dawn trust me
>>204533283cooking some food before going out to the pub with the ladsbig fan of wales, particularly north wales
>>204533289actually it's called hypnosisalso true hypnosis isn't real
gary lineker arrested for noncing crisps
caffeine very toxic especially in coffee form especially cold brew
There are way too many mysterious disappearances with bizarre details in national parks for it all to be a coincidence.
oh boy here i go mixing opioids and alcohol againgot a fucking death wish don't i
>>204533299https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/hypnotism
>>204533325bad lad
for me it's South Wales, a reminder of home as it were
In many cases the missing person's clothes are discovered folded neatly resting on a log.
>>204533329so you found one dictionary that agrees with you, big woop, you won't find that term in the oxford or merriam-webster dictionaries
looking very buff
>>204533337big fan of new south wales
>>204533337sorry for julia gillard
>>204533353now that's what I'm talking about
Welsh regions you ask?For me, it's Snowdonia
more like poo south gayles
What's your fc?
lol if you want to queercode your supervillains in 2019 tho
dadberg is turning into a a grumpy old mansad to see but I suppose it's inevitable
>>204533366good lad, part of north wales that is
>>204533373Half of these are the loch ness monster and a quarter of them are bigfoot
>>204533388what’s he done lad
Norfmiddul
>>204533364we're very fortunate to live in such a beautiful part of the world
>>204533405just being a recluse and when he does engage in conversation he's quick to kick off over nothing
i wouldn't mind being an injun living on a reservation in the great plains and collect gibs from the yank government
>>204533373Americans are so schizophrenic>cassie>kipsy>bessie>chessie>tessie>PADDLER
Hi! Zhang here! What are my odds of getting shanked if I immigrate to UK.
>>204533431no good
>>204533425i used to live in lithgow, place is a poo hole
>>204533341silly silly silly cunt
>>204533435would LOVE to ride my horse across the prairie
>>204533373how the fuck could they forget the wendigo
>>204533461>used to live in lithgowthat's mental
>>204533476is this what the bogs are like in bender bars?
>>204533461how are the cafes there?
>>204533478is it?>>204533494don't know, i never went to any
>>204533501>don't know, i never went to anywhy's that then
did a 69 with the gf once and got a big whiff of poo from her arsehole
>>204533501why not
>>204533516i'm reclusive and don't care much for coffee
>>204533533what about a ham and cheese croissant?
AHHHHH I'M SO HORNY
>>204533555why would i do that when i could get something better from maccas for half the price?
>>204533579not going to be continuing this conversation any further after that remark, wish you the best of luck for the future
>>204533579utterly bizarre post
>>204533591no wuckers mate have a good one>>204533596what do you mean? croissants are lot more unhealthy than most people realise you know
>>204533563got a date tonight but I'm not horny and don't really wanna goI could do the talking and you could do the shagging after yeah?
MICE AND RATS AND SIT IN TBE FUCKIGN WALLS
>>204533623I agree but you can get some cracking ones at cafes, not to shit on mccafe of course
was talking to my friend about ham and cheese croissants and he said he'd rather have a full cafe burgerjust an insane comparison to make
>>204533686if you post this again i will pray to poseidon to destroy new zealand with earthquakes
>>204533686don't fucking post that again mate
THERES GOT TOB E
>>204533730Mental how there's a possibility for a 100% change of my life.Everything could be different.
>>204533698Your mate wants your whole burger mate, not that ham and cheese tic tac sexting shit nigga sister. - Hut hut HIKE
that's it, yanks filtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
>>204533770almost unbelievable how dumb they are isn't it
genuinely dont blame him for filteringbeing a yank in /brit/ is like being black in 1905, even if you try your best it amounts to nothing in the grand scheme of things
might start selling clean piss to junkies
Ozzie piss junkies matehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t6CFVbq0cIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t6CFVbq0cIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t6CFVbq0cI
mad how kevin spacey managed to stay in the closet until he was like 60
Going to make an international dish for dinner
the proud familythat was good tv
going to roll a darb and then smoke it
datetoil looms...
lads... i don't feel so corrr...
i hate you ladsyou lads are arseholesespecially yanksi hate them the most
>>204534052don't care + you drool + i rule
>>204534027good luck ladi have a perfect track record of always getting sex on the first date, some girls even let me go straight for anal
need to drive to Dorset this avo
>>204534078how many dates is that then
ive become the 190 of numerous threads on 4chan
Here we are thenthe lads
>>204534174they're waiting by the side of the road to rob the hay truck (lorry)
>>204534174need them all turned into sausages
>>204533052grim being walled at that age with zero titgrowth
>>204534197>13 is "walled"
>>204534129119
>>204534211phanny schmelar did NOT like that one
>>204534174bet that would make a good coat
masturbating to gay porn with gay abandon
>>204534197No she will hit the wall when she turns 16-18
GREAT
Here we are thenThe lads
Coworker was telling me that there's a scifi book from the 80s with a rocket-man space billionaire antichrist in it named Elon. This appears to be untrue and yet I have been sitting here thinking it is true for 4 years. Care to explain, /brit/?
off to toil in 15
>>204534346kek this would be me if I hadn't successfully booked Friday off
mcfuggit
>>204532738I was dumb enough to believe a girl would like me and it sucks. I learned that I can't show weakness and I must have money
Are asians ready to accept that all those cartoons and video games are just them pretending to be white people
>>204534355very smug aren't you
Test
You may be pleased to know that my test worked
>>204534385aha yh
midget spinner
just took a shit on the floor
>>204534400>>204534419what were you testing
They're bringing drugs
I aint talkin to you, homie
few fresh brads for you this morn lads :)
>>204534584here's a stern faced bradders for when you've simple had enough of a poster's bullshit :)
good fucking morning lads
Vax mongs are seething this morning
there's a rumour going around online that you're a fuckin homo
>>204534584and finally here are 2 of the same few seconds where he is make an oooooh he's been done face. i didn't know which i prefer so here's both for you lads to decide :)
>>204534604a good "disdain for nonces" one
>>204534584>>204534621
>>204534607can only imagine what an absolute cunt she is
>>204534627El kot
>>204534651bet you're a bit of a cunt yourself
>>204534667i'm v nice have no time for egotists is all
Dark out
Hear me out. Let's say you just made your first 100 usd. Right?
>>204534681you're more of an eg-autist
>>204534525Prefer not to say
>>204534688zing
>>204534691me with my fat gf
Let's say you just took the first 100 usd you made and you put it in your wallet.
need a male twink boywife
>>204534400went blind looking at this post
>>204534721I don't carry a wallet I'm not a cunt you see
and on that bombshell
>>204534731Let me finish. You just took the first 100 usd you made and you put it in your wallet. Are you following?
might eat some egg
>>204534759Eggs are cruelEat some veggies instead
flush me like a poo, flush flush flush me like a poo
>>204534780see >>204534787
>>204534780>>204534787Duality of man
>>204534686why do I find petrol stations so comfy
Do you have a guilty crush lads?I mean, come on. You would
>>204534807For me it's the fumes making me lightheaded
>>204534807heckin liminal spaces
need a haircut
>>204534833I'm bald
>>204534807For me it’s the old village petrol stations
>>204532738Can i pass as a local in britlend
>>204534833same. feel too anxious though atm
do you ever get hungry for water?
What a Labour government does for you
>>204534816i would if i already had a boner, but i don't think she would give me a boner (unless she touched it)i feel this way about pretty much every woman on earth these daysporn done a number on me i reckon
>>204534857WTF WRONG PIC
vladimir poopin?
>>204534870Wonder if this is why sunak called an earlier election
>>204534877Partly porn, partly getting older Definitely agree on the porn though. So many irl women I missed out on because they didn’t compare to porn girls
>>204534870but there was zero growth under the tories too
>>204532738German woman foot
right I'm off to get an overpriced covfefe
>>204534912The figures are down from the 0.5% growth in the second quarter of 2024, and weaker than the 0.2% expected, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS).
tea's on
there's one mad lad that moves his bins back the fucking second the bin lorry drives off, that has to be autism
>>204534857What the fuck
deja poo
helo
>>204534759can never go wrong with that
>>204534964Helo
>>204534964alri
nobody takes me serial
>>204534964ugly little fella
Tren
>>204534927this one is more my type
>>204535018What a funny place the north is
get the choons postedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFyuSMf-PtQ
>>204534964ay up lad
>>204534857>>204534881You posted that image on purpose for attention yet you only got two replies and one is from me. What a mug you look.
>>204535037The north is based but northern rail is not
>>204535043You start
>>204534927source
gay sex
Morning chaps! The word for the day is "Cretinism."CRETINISM-The quality or condition of being a complete and utter cretin."You are a fucking cretin."See also: Imbecility
need a gf who looks like a butch lesbian but is actually straight
the date fit:polo ralph lauren striped light blue oxford shirthelmut lang 1998 painted jeansklemel black derbies
>>204535095corrr corrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GRmZXgNKFU
>>204535086'Cinefeet' she is on PH
wish i was into feet but they just don't do anything for me
>>204535147thanksi imagine you know weronika as well
>>204533104goodness me that is one flat creature
Women's feet should be seen and not heard
>>204535176How can you not be aroused even a bit
>>204534964I thought I recognised that monkey
The advent of Christendom and the subsequent, resultant fall of Rome are the two greatest most tragedies to befall western civilization.
>>204535204would love to give a woman a foot massage but thats more my femdom fetish and desire to see women happy than any attraction to feet
>>204535204for me they're somewhat erotic (as is any part of the female body really) but to go off the deep end wanking yourself into a stupor over feet alone is a bit spergy
>>204535190Yes ofc
They're all snivelling across
>>204535222blast... i've been found out
Don't really feel any way about feetGive me a big tit to play with any day of the week cheers
>>204535204I dunno, just don't feel anything when I see feet
another long grim day in my sexless small dicked alcoholic miserable friendless life
blasting rorke with my wiggerisation ray
>>204534927vilewhy are men into dirty feetclean lovely pedicured feet are far superior
>>204535239
>>204535267erm the proper nomenclature is incel
>>204535267Could be worseYou could be heading to the office like meAnd having agreed to do drinks after what a tosser I am I just want to go home and eat frozen pizza and wank to proper degenerate pornography
>>204535282This one is her best video in my opinion
>>204535278you jive turkey!
>>204535285i used to have a girlfriend years ago but she cheated and left my mind in tatters and i went down the hill
>try to be open with person I know >They mock me for something >Try to be open with girl who likes me >Instantly lose interest You can never show weakness as a man even if it's with your wife or loved ones
>>204535324i didnt ask, and certainly dont care, about your pathetic woes
Tragic
>>204535328that's why we have the frogs
>>204535309agreedis there a bunkr album or similar of her stuff anywhere?
>>204535328very biased opinion from a limited base of experienceanyway what exactly did you try to be "open" about?that part matters
My back hurts a bit and also my feet
>>204535378*kisses them better*
>>204535363Oh man I really don't know
>>204535362billions must dry
Off to Clarks for a wank
>>204535385i like that you care so much
Man dressed as baked bean rides first Eurostar
>>204535372I told a girl I was scared my grandpa was gonna die and how I was about to cry when I saw him hooked up on machines.
>>204535335>>204535173beautiful yet grim at the same timecan only dream of the days of king arthur and so forth going about on horse back slaying dragons and other kino legendsand they've flattened it all to farm soybeans and build cafes to sell them in
Wonder which one has sucked the most willies, I reckon 2
>>204535424i want them all to use me as a toilet
>>204535391
>>204535355Wtf is that even at the bottom, futurama or smth? I've been out of touch with american Cartoons since simpsons
>>204535443Big Mouth
>>204535412kek saw that earlier
>>204535439Every time my gf gets her minge and bum waxed, I ask her to plonk her bum and minge down on my face, love it
>>204535412BREXIT MEANS BREXIT *detonates bombs vest in the tunnel, collapsing it*
>>204535423Quite
>>204535467Aww no way mate did you? Did you see that earlier mate? Cheers for letting me know that you saw that earlier
>>204535480Take a stroll
>>204535494needlessly mean spirited post
>>204535498Strolling to toil aren't I
speed up a bit you can get him
the electric blanket is a game changerdidn't know they were a thing until i read about it herethank you /brit/ for making me buy chink shit
>>204535528get that cunt stabbed
>>204535568Rude
when my dad was 20 he was in the special forces fighting in vietnam, i'm 30 and have never worked a day in my life or had sex
Schoolboy, 9, among thousands investigated for non-crime hate incidents after calling classmate 'r**ard'
you're very not welcome you snide french knobhead
>>204535511>>204535511>>204535511
