Drank it ill , drank it well and loved it
are posts on the website formerly known as twitter still called tweets?
Mental health is quite poor today
>>204545222might do this myself. where did ya get it from?
>>204545247we call them xeets now
From the chemist on the corner in glass bottles, and nowhere else.
>>204545219Not a fan of original lucozade but lucozade sport is lush when you're exercising
there's nothing that beats the pleasure of a hot bath
>>204545262is that true or are you taking the piss?
you know what she did
>>204545219UK went to shit once we lost the OG lucozade.fucking neek london arsewipe thinktanks trying to ban sugar.wish they’d just fuck off
>>204545276sometimes i hear his laugh on the wind...
Standing next to a train called mallard.
>>204545315If anything, you should blame the fat people.
>>204545264why not? australian culture punishes and alienates you more for not being a normie than the uk does, if anything i have even more of a right to be miserable
>>204545361Quite peng in a way
>>204545257ebay8gb ram 256gb disk and 4 cpu cores, quite good when you think about it
australian niggas be like yeh i think i'll marry her
>>204545361imagine spaffing in that and then 9 months later a baby came out of it
why are women getting so angry about ai gfs?
https://youtu.be/zOeTZzZGpBg
Diego has left us for good, in favour of BlueSky
>>204545395Which model
Sometimes forget how good Ebay is when you need stuff
>>204545398he ping ping lookin nigga
>>204545398LOL
ai GF just wanked me off
>>204545415imagine raising a little elliot rodger
Thought they were meant to be sideways
bidding on clues
Not a fan of the new Dr Pepper Zero packaging. Now it looks like a slightly lighter red than the usual Dr Pepper. The old white design was striking and really stood out.
>>204545395Ddr3?
Someone left a shit in the bog at work which looked like a rotten Quorn sausage
>>204545361looks like this is indeed a so called vaginer gentlemen
>>204545425t480>>204545469idk
>>204545361legit must feel like heaven to fuck that until it gets all wet
Think I've finally learnt how to comb my hair in my 29th year of life
>>204545483Not bad
>>204545441didn't see her eyes so didn't notice she was chinky, my mistake
Pretty good deal on this…might cop and slap a nicer stock on it
>>204545483Apparently it's DDR4.
>>204545544What are you going to do with it
>>204545517>died in labour it's time to end capitalism for good
>>204545505
I want to creampie teens
>>204545544dont shoot up your old high school lil bro
got the romancing saga 2 on
Yanks don't suffer
>>204545555Range distance shooting because it’s rifle length, small/medium game hunting since it’s rifle length, home defense if I’m not closer to my handgun also since it’s rifle length
the prospective gf has the same name as my sister, things might get a bit weird
>>204545586good post
>Computer, please pull up TV presenter David McCall’s vax status.>Thank you computer. >Now computer, could you please pull up her cancer status?>Hmm. A very rare brain tumour. Very interesting. Thank you computer.
What the fuck is this cunt's problem?
>>204545553dunno what that is i never really cared about hardware
>>204545564I did that while a teenager and also in my mid 20s. You never will :-)
thinking of playing games. Just have no energy
asu uav duu icl oea
>>204545571None of the cronem would stance a chance in America you’d get ventilated day 1 also you admitted to hating your life so haha lol you hate your life and I don’t
halfway through season 8 of houseinitially disliked taub for obvious reasons but he's become probably my second favourite character after house himself
>>204545611>David McCall>her
i only like guns that have wooden bits
>Bro, bro, why not by a shack 8 hour's drive from civilization and get eaten by a bear, bro?
>>204545647and the job search?
>>204545611found diego
>>204545664nunya
>>204545638corn syrup brain
>>204545647
>>204545647Yeah he's one of the good ones. Also didn't mind Foreman the second time through
>>204545658brown people just wouldnt understand
>>204545631Enjoying Hanoi, 190?
got vaxxed because toilberg demanded it :/
>>204545656Considering buying a zastava tooSlightly pricey but I’ve always wanted an AK
lil timmy locking himself up in a shack while the cronem hurling batons down katy's back x
>>204545604Sounds fun, what sort of game do you shoot
>>204545656the next generation of video game consoles need to have faux wood grain like the atari 2600 and then maybe i'll consider buying one
Got three doses of Pfizer and there is nothing wrong with me.
feels good having held btc for the last 10 years
>>204545631This is what I'm like. Interested in doing things but lacking the energy most of the time.
>>204545695brown people don't need to drive to get to primeval barbarism
you didn't get vaccinated? you're like a hero
>vax bad>*opens second vodka*
>>204545709Just buy a Romanian AK already.
>>204545736NOOOOOOOOOOO
Haha remember when we created a two-tier society based around an experimental vaccine for a rapidly-mutating respiratory virus that was already outdated by the time it was available haha mad that really wasn't it
>>204545774ready to settle with timmy
>>204545734facts. seemed like stylistically everyone was heading towards a retro futurism thing for a bit but then it was suddenly abandoned and everything continued being ugly
>>204545689Remember when you admitted to hating your life? I remember thatLmao
>>204545779Diego!!
>>204545694don't like foreman, he's a tosser, and he's a you-know-what
>>204545638Belgian is a top lad and a good friend of mine. I can confirm he's doing well in life and mogs /Brit/
OH OOOH GET OUTTA HERE
>>204545779no?
>>204545774um
The Asian Fan Wa
>>204545779remember when i asked
/cum/ is just a wall of mousey postsscreaming
>>204545728Deer and boar
>>204545774fucking yuckasexuals win again
>>204545774Lovely lickable botty and flaps x
nanberg's doing mince and savoy cabbage for tea
>>204545774holy scranoli
remember when they said it came from people eating bats and not the lab up the road that specialised in them? madness
Half life 2 is 20 years old today
in the future were going to be gene edited to age slower and 30 year olds will still look like children
why are people already putting up christmas lights? it’s november for another two weeks, it’s supposed to be a gloomy and depressive month, pipe down
Genuinely, genuinely love the look of fannards. Would happily settle for a mid gf if she had an immaculate fannard.
>>204545815 you a queen EW
>>204545872>savoyTarq bitch!
quite cold out most of the time now
>>204545894revolutionary stuff
>>204545897Corr
>>204545909nanberg hates it but if she's going to insist on sending me for the shopping, that's what we'll be having
oof!
>>204545897even if we manage to stop ageing entirely, women would still run out of eggs at the normal age even though they'd still look young foreverwonder what a menopausal 20 year old would look like
great stuff lads, absolutely quality thread so far, keep up the good work
Tragic!
>>204546001Cheers mate, nice one
https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/1857052710928794050Bloody hell lmao seen this fight in TK Maxx
>>204545887remember when i aksed lolol
Classic VPN tranny janny pedo boring retard incel discord raider melty haha
>>204545395>>204545483so that's an 8th gen intel cpu? not too shaby
any nervous shopper man in
>>204546029
>>204546067Grim isn’t it mate :/ how do we make him stop?
>>204546083Bitch looks like the Momo challenge omds
>>204546029my fucking sides
>>204546082no lolimagine getting anxiety walking into tescos lmao
deegs is out raising money for children in need, and will be making an appearance on tonight's show
>>204546099It's the tranny janny discord diaper pedo incels' thread, we are just posting in it.
wish spaedo would leave toby alone
>>204546078ebay had a 20 dollar discount on all of them too so nows a good time if youre looking to get one
>>204546146Get anxiety doing everything, me. Working on it thoughever
>>204546029falling down a large escalator must hurt so fucking muchalso how do two blokes just kick off in TK Maxx like this lol
let's talk about how shrek (2001), while a decent film, is staggeringly overrated, and really should've been relegated to the archives of those 3D animated films from the 00s that no one remembers, like chicken little (2005) or cloudy with a chance of meatballs (2009)
sun going down alreadybed time soon
yoursmalldoll butthole pics
>>204546174a post so low IQ it could've been made on /his/
ffs weatherberg reports say its going to snow on Monday/Tuesday and drop below zeromight have to turn the heating on and cant really afford it
The onetisis probably hasn't thought of me for 5 or so years, but I think about her every single day
>>204546174this is correct
>>204546216it only became a meme film because a troupe of shitposters got fixated on it over 10 years ago
>>204546173They're after the last large Puma hoody
>>204546239What happened to the record warm weather
>>204546166He is obsessed with him. He even goes to other generals and even other boards to catalogue all his posts.
>>204546146He more probably shops at Lidl or Aldi let's be honest Anxious little incel sponging off the state
3 pm x
>>204546241y is love so hertz
>>204546194Im in bed all cosy like :)Not been feeling well recently but slowly getting better
>>204546174you made this post or similar the other day and didn't bother to engage with my response so you can fuck yourself. Shrek is a good movie.
katy status?
>>204546163Ain’t that the truth mate, he’s ruining /Brit/ :/
Haven't seen any of those 3d animated films after Toy Story. Old, you see.
Mental how badly I mindraped him, you've gotta admit.
>>204546314on her way to the gherkin x
>>204546275more woke lies
>>204546029That's the sort of video that ends your social life lmao
listening to king von
Processed meat deluge
>>204546334Never stop mindraping 190 lmfao
>>204546284i was in sainsbury's
>>204546169 Not a bad option, but I've already got a laptop lying around that's got an 8th gen i5, 8gb of ddr4 and a 128gb SSD, but the battery is cooked, so I might just replace that part.
about to buy a zionism is demure shirt
>>204546398It's terminal LOL
>>204546307actually it was about 18 hours ago and the direction of the post was slightly different albeit with the same underlying concepti didn't engage with you because you disagreed with me and i respect your right to have stupid and objectively wrong opinions
Considering cheating on girlfriendberg with a bogged slavwoman who goes to my gym class
>>204546029howling at the ending
>>204546442Not worth it desu
honour died on the beach
>>204546427Just like his virginity
https://soundcloud.com/soskeep-decoy/soskeep-911-was-not-real-prod-peeko
why do I have so many sebaceous filament black dots on my nose. since I was about 11. seems like they are more visible than on other people
>>204545757Entire classification of peoples:Done
>>204546029>he's coming down the electric stairs
>>204546476>Computer scienceCorr, how big's her cock?
>>204546327toy story 2 (1999) was the first fillum i ever seen in the cinema, i suppose that may make me a bit on the elderly side as well now
>>204546476Most software engineers are retards to be fair
>>204546476shes so fucking peng
>>204546472did you expose your willard again lad?
>>204545969He's finished
>>204546239the throw is coming out along with the thermal top
>>204546029SCREAMING
>>204546524yea, i did *music swells up*
>>204546540i cant sleep with clothes or a thick duvet. just going to have to tough out the cold.
Might take the dog out for a walk
saw two blokes in a royal mail van
just had my dog nicked by 2 blokes in a royal mail van
fitness overload
>>204546566good lad. always stand up for yourself.
>>204546600Moggings this hard should be illegal
>>204546581>>204545297
>>204546582...shagging?in all seriousness they hire extra staff at this time of year and one was probably in training
did your school ever take your class out on an excursion to the cinema? mine did once and it was so poorly-organised the film was almost half over by the time we got in, i feel sorry for the other people in the theatre who just wanted to watch a film without 30 hyperactive brats filing into the theatre halfway through and a flustered teacher trying to find seats for all of them
>>204545544If I lived in the US I'd buy fucking loads of guns and be at the range all the time.
>>204546627in all fairness billie also has some sizable milkers she just chooses to not show it to the world
>>204546300can i come too
>>204546513i dan comptru sicne andn can cobhfrm lkol
>>204546698um
>>204546600shes not even that hot. hust emvarassingly big tits
>>204546663in primary school? probably, but I'm too thick to remember so.
>>204546663we went to see the lion the witch and the wardrobe when it came out because we covered the book in class
Fair old cock on the lad there
>>204546701
>>204546698Circumcised pride worldwide
>>204546476>it's not like she studied computer science
>>204546600I think I would ruin my life for just 15 minutes on her
>>204546572>gets fake tits and now has them out in every video
>>204546698No way I'm gay if I want to suck on that......
>>204546717fair enough, i don't even remember what film we were seeing, all i remember was that it was a logistical clusterfuck
>People who feel unsafe, vulnerable or threatened can discreetly seek help by approaching venue staff and asking them for 'Angela'. This code-phrase will indicate to staff that they require help with their situation and a trained member of staff will then look to support and assist them.only just heard of this. tbf im a shut in and would never need to know about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxawVMQ02dcdamn that's a good set
Thinking about how the ASMRtist GwenGwiz slowly started becoming more and more provocative in her videos and then ended up just doing literal porn
>>204546782Many such cases
been watching fpov blowjobs and really want to suck a willy now
diarrhoealad here, just had poo #19. initial dose of immodium doesn't seem to have had much of an effect so just had another one.
get the gay porn off
>>204546749>>204546798Straightest zoomer "males"
Meanwhile nonces don’t even get jail time
geowizard's gf isn't looksmatched for him, even though he's kind of a slaphead he could still definitely do better than verity, she's a right minger
If you're not listening exclusively to male ASMR you're just a coomer
>>204546843ASMR with women is like a gf simulator, I've never even experienced a tingle from some mong whispering into my ear I just like the pretend attention from women which I don't get irl
>>204546832So this is Rorkette
>>204546835theyre both very normal looking youre just not that attracted to older women
>>204546843think you might be bent
need to chill out a bit
You're all fucke dup
>>204546826oy vey
>>204546832Wait what she got prison for live-streaming OTHER people being violent and racist??
Get off the vent or I'll have you bent
odd sounding bird
any scholar in to explain to me what a slaphead is
>>204546843yeah? oh that's bad. guess i'll just stop watching pretty asmr girls with nice tits and arses then
>>204546875age doesn't factor into it, i don't know how old she is, but assuming she's around tom's age then she's probably not that much older than me
>>204546912BALLS
heading up the apples and pears for a thomas the tank
>>204546669You say that until you start getting deep into it and you put a suppressor on your AR and start wanting fancy calibers like blackout and suddenly you’re brokeThe best and frankly most fun range caliber for under 50yds will always be .22
>>204546894you ok, la?
Blasting out gay porn ASMR in the living room
Hi, I'm looking for Angela is she in the thread?
Do feel bad for them lads who get married before getting famous and then they're just stuck with some random woman while all their famous mates shag models
getting a gay porn tattoo on my forehead
>>204546937Just seen her go into the gents
>>204546923a bald man
>>204546934>50 yardsBetter off doing archery at that range desu
>>204546909Two-Tier Keir
>>204546832I can fix her
ffs only have £1.1k to last me 12 days
sloppy 16 year old
>>204546990alri jd rockefeller
Angela's not that uncommon of a name, must have led to a few sitcom-style misunderstandings
>oy vey that conspiracy is schizo goyWhy are they like this?
>>204546946our latin teacher said escaped slaves got FUG branded on their foreheads if they got caughtmightve been chatting shit
>>204546991yes please!!!!
>>204547027FUG life :DD
Remember when a lad at school got a City shirt with Wright-Phillips on the back and we all mocked him for picking a black player, must be incredibly commonplace now
>>204547027
Logging on to mumsnet and upsetting single mothers
>>204546701urmmm…. ok! >.<*scoots over*
Testing... one, two, threeWell... well fuck, hahaI mean, I just don't know what to sayI'm very glad to be here with you tonightI'll be able to talk to you about some things...That I know a great deal about
>>2045470672 BBC slags
mate of mine got married to a girl who i am almost 100% sure stalked him first and pretends she just met him randomly in public, i can't go into detail without risking doxxing him but there are far too many coincidences for her story to add up, and he's too bewitched by her to possibly consider my theory
>>204546971I do archery as well but I can just do that in my back yardI only go shooting 200 or so yards like once a month and I’m still only using 5.56 because I put a whole lot down the range, suppose I could get a nice bolt gun in .308 and save just because I just wouldn’t be using as much
>>204547027nah it's trueit's an acronym for something
>>204547067Hard to believe the woman who makes a living talking to black men in a chicken shop could be Jewish
>>204547067why did they kick all the little paki fellas out of the kitchen?
>>204547085what's the future of wanking?are android gfs a thing?
Everyone knows that you are fucked upAnd everyone knows that I am fucked upBut, does everyone knowThat you are more fucked up than me?Well, I know thatAnd you know thatBut our purpose is to tell everyone that
This is where the gangstalkers lose, frensThey already think they've won
this diarrhoea lark is getting to me lads, feeling a bit sad. have hardly been outside in days as can't walk far without needing to poo, bored of vidya, just sat here farting and waiting for it to pass
gigglygoontown full of goonstalkers
need a wank and a poo but said id do all this boring toil todaycould always surreptitiously do it tomorrow
>>204547133no m8. android is the incel's choice. you want a gf? get an iphone
>>204546600the one on the right looks like that lad who made a video on youtube called "I'm too ugly to be loved" and who met up with some bird who commented "I dont think you're ugly" and ended up getting married to her and then divorced by her. mental that.
Anyone who is schizo about gangstalking is inherently a bad person and needs to be investigated because you only get paranoid about that shit if you know you’ve done something wrong and are afraid of being caught
>>204547163sounds like my life except I don't have diarrhoea
>>204547092um
>>204547163does your bum hurt after 18 poos
>>204547163want me to get you a few pizzas? maybe a subway? always cheers you up
for the first time ever I spent the night on a camgirl stream and I totally understand how people can get addicted to sending money to these hours, a poor lad was in it, he kept chatting with the girl but she would stop every now and then to stick a dildo in her arse for 5 minutes because someone paid her then she would start chatting with him again, at the end of the stream he tried being flirtatious with her and she just rolled her eyes and he never typed anything until she closed the stream, fucking brutal I tell you.
>>204547094How much is 5.56?
>>204547170
>>204547163honest bored of your posts at this point mate. take a fucking immodium and fuck up.
>>204546832LMAO dead country, pakis WILL rape your children and you WILL be imprisoned if you try to stop them
What will it be?
>>204547172he got divorced? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>204547195lad's going to be needing a nice supply of germoloids
diarrhoeamong needs to get a new gimmick
>Anyone who is schizo about gangstalking is inherently a bad person and needs to be investigated because you only get paranoid about that shit if you know you’ve done something wrong and are afraid of being caught
>>204547092>i can't go into detailThen why post?
>>204547200Might go and see if I can upset them
genuinely haven’t taken a shit since Monday
hate when you go into maccies and there are always these boomers who insist on ordering verbally at the counter instead of using the touchscreens or the phone app like everyone else, they'd definitely be able to get orders out quicker if they didn't have to have someone posted at the counter listening to the umming and ahhhings of some geriatric wanker
>>204547163What did you have for dinner last night?
>>204547121
>>204547237calm down fatty you'll still get your scran
>>204547216yeah. mad to think that unlovable freak has more experience with women than you haha
>>204547092>getting stalked by a woman who then marries youOh no how awful, that poor man
>>204547192FOMYEG>>204547230what do you mean? i just felt like sharing
>>204547237heh thats me. im not using the machines.
>>204547207Is it possible to find a takeaway like this that isnt run by brown people in modern britain
>>204547237A news report found most touchscreens have diseases and fecal bacteria on them
>>204547267>what do you mean?i mean you're a wally
>>204547237maybe your toxic attitude toward seniors is the obstacle holding you back from employmentthey did shape the world you inhabit you know
>>204547237>Can I have some barbecue sauce as well please?>Um, that will be 10p saar>Oh, you've got to pay for sauces now?! You didn't have to the last time I was here (1994)
>>204547274what about the chinese ones
still mourning the female charizard lvl 47 i traded and never got back
>>204547237Mental how boomers gloat about how bad they are with technology as if they're proud of being a fucking idiot.
>>204547195yeah, it stings, mostly due to the incessant wiping>>204547199aye good shout lad but I fear that may aggravate the situation x>>204547204don't give a shit mate, I'm going to keep blogging until I'm better, I hope for both of our sakes that's soon >>204547238macaroni cheese. the 'rrhoea has been ongoing for a couple of days now, I've been updating the lads regularly about the poo count and how it's going
shelagh fogarting all over the place
Gooney Choons
>>204547121Once again, you’re using paki as a carte blanche word to describe brown ppl.
>>204547281so does literally everything in public that comes into contact with human hands on a regular basis, it's just something you have to accept>>204547287??
that's it. use the machines, do the wagie's job for them. for free
>>204547216>>204547263whats this then
>>204547263it's not normal to be divorced at my age pal
>>204547325Maybe down under. Here we have something called hygiene
>>204547316rumbling at this
cant talk to the mcdonalds cashiers tehyre usually cute girls and i get nervous
In that shit period where it's not cold enough for the heating to go on so the flat feels colder.
farting on my desk and then hurtingly snorting it as if its a line
>>204547325you are not in employment currently, correct?
Good for the immune system, isn't it
>>204547345mate why are you acting like a spastic?
>>204547366incorrect, i toil part time and am also a student
>>204547345yeah mate. all those fat cunts who live on mcdonalds and can't wash themselves properly. very hygienic
>>204547377Compared to some cretin licking their hands after touching screens with poo on them I'm normal
*starts hooting and dashing around the thread like a chimpanzee*
>>204547395fair enough, getting you mixed up with the other boring observations aussie
>>204547163mumberg has been like this for nearly 15 months after a cocktail of antibiotics destroyed her gut flora, and the doctors have basically told her to 'live with it'stop whining
wish I had a mate to ply me full of ddrugs and take me out to an area with single women in the group
sipping on some of dat instant coffee
I'm going to Maccas on the way home, can we keep the faecal matter chat down, please?
>>204547405retard>>204547421diego
>>204547358just act like you look like mads mikkelsen
poo
>>204547344Turns out he's not divorced and is actually still married with a baby on the way. It's not normal to be a virgin at your age either pal, yet here you are.
>>204538416>>204538416>>204538416
/brit/ be popping off x
NEW>>204547462>>204547462>>204547462
>>204547439double poo barmer meal and a gherkin naan pls
>>204547201100 rounds of average 5.56 (federal) is about $60 but generally the more you buy at once the cheaper it is per round.308 on the other hand is just under a dollar a round on average
>>204547466shant be posting in there
>>204547450hear hear
New >>204547471>>204547471>>204547471
>>204547439ktim!no idea what I’m going to order tho haha x
>>204547439stick your fingers in your eyes and cover your ears because mcdonalds is all faecal matter
>>204547459It is normal to not be married at my age. why did you think he was divorced? are there more of these guys?
>>204547512it's not normal to be a virgin at your age mate.
>>204547546why do you think you can only lose virignity in marriage? are you muslamic?
>>204545398I want to fatten a girl.She’s cute.
>>204546698crikey hector look at that
Go to migrate some shit over to the cloud lads. That's my weekend gone
