sabrina and amelia edish
GOD SAVE OUR LANDLORD GOD SAVE OUR PAEDOPHILE
>>204555798Brazil
>>204555798This is the one
spite
Pint of wainwrights gold down the gullet
>>204555840you got done last thread Rasheedtake the L and move on
i dont have a favourite painter, poet, photographer, etc.i feel very uncultured. all i do is play games and watch movies.
>>204555798Stupid bint wearing her bra pn the outside
had a great teacher in year 7 but he couldn't keep us under control to save his lifewhenever the us kids were being rowdy he'd threaten to hold the whole class in detention or whatever, but then everyone in the room would be like "OOOOoooOOOO" in mocking unison and there was no way for him to respond without sounding madmust be a hard job being a teacher
>>204555929Pick one out the hat
>>204555929Go to the National Gallery in London
just started crossdressing
oh we've all migrated.need to sort out my filters.made myself look like a bit of a tit, really, haven't i?anyway, i was saying, honestly wouldn't mind shagging a fit bird about now, know what i mean?
THE OFFICIAL TRANNY JANNY DISCORD INCEL PEDO PARTY CLUBHOUSE THREAD !!!!
>>204556033cope on you odious worm
sir friday dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oPZt2MbQyg
bought a rubiks cube the other day and can't solve it even after looking up algorithmsonly one conclusion to draw here; my IQ is simply too high to devote precious brainpower to trivial puzzles
Sir Lamb Shawarma
>>204556033Sick freak. I think you should commit suicide.
>>204556008and then what? at least i can 'consume' movies and games at home, collect/catalogue my favourites.i feel like i'd go look at some paintings, appreciate them, and then quickly forget about themmaybe this is why people have art books on their coffee table and stuff? have a handful of favourite painters whose work you have physical copies of to appreciate on a more regular basisi might just start googling painters and finding ones i like, then journalling their names down
Sir Meal Deal
daily leaf flag seethe yeah?
>>204556090What kind of art do you like
don't like horror films, bit of a scaredy cat me
sick of working with mongswonder if people are meta have to deal with workign with mongs
Sir Steak Ginster
some paki cunt called "s saeed" has only gone and stole my parcel, no idea where the fuck hes from either considering i live in a 99% shire town
>>204556167Tango lost weight?
ladsyou ever fancy one of your teachers when you were a kid in school?a bit of reverse noncery?
>>204556138what about the babadook
tihs is the best children in need ever lol
>>204556136no clue where to start
>>204555798I have almost no confidence left so when people compliment I feel like it's half hearted
>>204556090Art isn't meant to be consumed, but enjoyed (nor aesthetized)Find a period of art that you simply appreciate or can identify with and spend some time just looking at its details; the corners, the figures, the shades and begin asking yourself basic questions like 'what is happening'. Here's a nice one with a popular renaissance painter: 'The Taking Of Christ'. Read about the contemporary period for the piece, and then try to grapple with more fundamental questions: who was the art made for? Why was it made that way? What is the artist trying to communicate?
>>204556197yeah my english teacher was fit, in that milfy waywould've balled her around the teachers lounge
if you wank every day then you'll go bald!
>>204556217ain't seen in 15+ yearsis it all about africa and shit or poor people in the uk?I remember they used to go from 7pm-2am.Now it's just until 10am.Mad that.
Got id'd twice today even though I'm 28
>>204556197yeah loadswould have thousands of imagination wanks to them before I discovered hardcore pornmiss being as horny as I was back then. if I were still that ravenous now I'd get my life together like a Spartan and be out shagging every week..I'm a pathetic waning shell of a man.
Got the tranny jannies on the ropes lmfao
>>204556227Impressionism?
>>204556332stopped being id'd when I was 14 because I'm not a gay little twink
>>204556332i got id'd for a vape an hour ago, 32 years old
>>204556090>have a handful of favourite painters whose work you have physical copies ofthis must be expensive
>>204556343Stop posting nonce cartoons.
>>204556335>imagination wankslmao I used to do theseMum and Dadberg were baffled that I was going to bed at 5pm and they thought I was dying didn't take long for them to catch on though
STOP English imperialism
>>204556414How did you know they caught on kek
bag of gyoza dth
I'm nearly 25. voice hasn't properly broken yet. could pass for 16
>>204556227this is your favourite painting from now on
>>204556462I'm 31 and look about 21 and get ID'd at Sainsbury's when I pick my click and collect up even when I haven't ordered booze.
>>204556445instead of barging into my room dadberg started stomping up the stairs like some sort of giant retard to warn me of his incoming presence he thought it'd be more subtle than suddenly knocking where he hadn't before
wonder if it's shagging that ages you. shagging in particular, obviously not wanking.that's the one thing that binds us all.
>>204556401KYS 190 kg master rapist
>>204556516My mum used to fucking barge in then I told her to knock so she'd knock once then fling the door open. No idea how I was never caught wanking.
>>204556495yharnamhome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXLCHvRsgRQ
>>204556462Post bussy
>>204556553Shaggers go outside and drink more which ages you.
>>204555798amerislags mog british slagsSAD!
>>204556514yeah. I'm not complaining desu. know some lads who have skin like a rhino and their hairline is running away. just wish my voice wasn't as it is. gonna try neck strengthening exercises to support the voice so it doesn't get strained which I think is the culprit. if I go to the pub just for a normal chat I have usually lost my voice by pint number 4
>>204556595NZ sisters...
just went to see my great aunt with dementia and fuck me i am going to have to make a plan to end it myself before i ever get to that what an utterly utterly grim way to go
>>204556642Smoking cigars would do it
>>204555929Photography is gay, any retard with a decent camera can take an amazing photo if you spend a couple of hours reading about lighting and shutter speeds.I've never looked at a photo and thought "I could never do that" but I have thought that plenty of times looking at some paintings.
>>204555798Look at that spread legged whore
>>204556295How do I enjoy art from the home?Is there a good way/website to discover new art/artists?
>>204556686Grandadberg had that incontinent too. Not a good time. 98 is a good age though
>>204556595Whatever the culture was at the time of the white man's contact with said race, that culture is permanently etched into eternal beauty regardless of how primitive it is.Remember when Black Panther had that lip disc thing and that neck stretcher thing, despite Wakanda being the most technologically advanced society on Earth? Mental illness.Frozen in time by their own insecurity that the white man was more advanced than they were.Pathetic is what it is.
>>204556699you're a fucking idiot
Nicki Minaj makes cryptic tweet.‘13’.
>>204556728Try askjeeves.com or bing it like a normie think its the default on Microsoft edge
>>204556553I dunno what it is, all those footballers look much older than me despite being 5 or 10 years younger. Reckon they're more mature because they have big groups of friends and lots of romantic relationships and somehow it shows in their faces
had a threesome oncedidnt really like itnot a fan of sex at all me
rorke's ride
>>204556699I like doing photography myself (it makes youmore present in the moment, looking for a cool shot, etc.), but I've never followed other photographers' work.
>>204556744Good point.
>>204556790did the other two lads enjoy it?
>>204556790With two other blokes?
>>204556758>Dont understand this better like it The simple pleasures of being an npc
>>204556746Nobody is looking at your tumblr filled with black and white photos of your self harm scars. FAG!
>>204556790What's it like having two willies in your bum?
>>204556758wow very interesting. please keep us updated on this
No new video but I think this might be a good time to remind everyone that Rumpster saw nothing wrong with this and sat on it.
>>204556812>>204556816Cracking banter x
average american poster looks like this
>>204556855putinha
Wild how men are more caring and willing to love while most women are sociopaths who will literally tear a man apart for money
There's a muslim girl I go to uni with and she told me she's never been on a date. Mad that.
>>204556812>>204556816>>204556833im not gay
>>204556917First step is denial mate
Corrr hungry lads What should I get for dinner then x
>>204556939eggs chips and beans
>>204556728National Gallery / Uffizi Gallery online cataloguesWikiartIf you want to enjoy art, buy a book like pic related and just read through it. As you go dog ear the page of art that strikes you and look at the time period.
>>204556939
>>204556915maybe try your luck?
>>204556939Feijoada
>>204556987vegan gf used to fry up scobys and eat themvile woman
>>204556939burrito
dying to suck a willy lads aha x
dying to get my willy sucked lads
how do I order a dick pump to my house without mum & dadberg noticing
>>204557059>>204557078think we have a match
>>204557078are you in the southwest
>>204557035>vegan gfThat's all you needed to say
>>204557078...manny?
trump just called starmer a loser kek
*walks towards you*
vegan gf
>>204557160End the special relationship. NOW.
English accent is niceIrish accent is also niceCombine the 2 and you get scouse, objectively horribleHow does this happen?
>>204556728'The Nightmare'
This post is NOT pro-trannard propaganda.HOWEVER, I am quite taken aback by how some of them have all their skin clear up and their hairline come back from outer space.For all that serum anti-wrinkle shit companies love pushing, estrogen seems to genuinely do the job.Of course they still have a male skeleton and there's no overcoming that but still rather impressive.
sir grass cutter
Toil doneToil drinks doneNow I'm off home for a pizza and a wank
Sir Lawn Mower
>>204556203not very scary, also quite overrated i think, i had trouble engaging with the plot towards the end, my IQ is simply too high to understand the what the resolution was supposed to be and why i should give a fuck
>>204556739nah she wasn't covered in shit or anything, just in a room alone lying in bed half awake with her eyes shut, thin arms about the width of a can of deodorant covered in blood and bruises, yellow, can't speak intelligibly, can't understand people speaking to her, can't stand up, no tv or radio on, waiting to die. i don't know if she was in pain or even if she knew anything at all. i'd actually like to spend exactly 1 minute and no more as her to freshen up my perspective of life. i forget sometimes how bad it can get. i feel sorry for her now and the fact that she might have been like that for the last year since i last saw her
alri
I will never have sex
>>204557282VGP
>>204557206>blokes who start wearing wigs and makeup suddenly seem to have an improved hairline and clear skinBit of a mong aren't you lad?
Got some CLASSIC ash on
I'm 54 and my wife and I are VERY worried about our future, gas and food prices rising daily. We have had our savings dwindle with the cost of living into the stratosphere, and we are finding it impossible to replace them. We can get by, but can't seem to get ahead. My condolences to anyone retiring in this crisis, 30 years nonstop just for a crooked system to take all you worked for...
Why do we have to worship God if he treats us like shit and requires constant praise
>>204557282>not a red deerneeds shooting
>>204556728Jenny SavilleEgon Schiel Lucian Freud Frank AuerbachFrancis Bacon
>>204557248I honestly can't think of any films that have genuinely spooked me. There's the odd proper weird ones like Altered States though.
>>204557336>Jenny Saville
>>204557258Think is that euthanasia bill wouldnt benefit someone like her because she can't give consent. Just has to wait it out
>>204556728https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search
>>204557313tell Francinny everything will be a-ok
Get the pensioners starving in the cold.
BANG IT UP HERhttps://soundcloud.com/james-marshall-leeds/wigan-fatty-fuck-marshalls
Hmmm
>>204557282That zoomer cut
/brit/ is going to be empty once the euthanasia bill passes
>>204557414Pensioners are vitalWhere would we be without them?
my gf
honestly looking at paintings on the computer is not the same as looking at them in-person
>>204557423gooner bros, we won!
>>204557442Retiring
>>204557436already filling in the forms for yougot a judge mate of mine to sort out the approval
>>204557336For me its clement freud
any smokers inhow much do you smoke a day like
>>204557453that the bird from that pavement video? what's she doing on sharqiya news
>>204557466Fucks sake, what's the method? It better not be hanging again.
>>204557459No but you can get the gist of it
If you worship God you are honestly just as dumb as redditors
>>204557474used to smoke half a pack a daymiss it desu
>>2045574743 a day pretty much one after each meal
>>204557501no mate, no. you'll never be hung.just me strangling you. it's more humane that way.
>>204557474used to smoke 20 a day but i quit 6 years ago and still miss it
so shul mee ja
>>204557453good lad
>>204557474Not a smoker myself but my daddykins used to smoke 80 a dayHope this helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLdCV3nIiEI
>>204557474none(flavoured) vapes and ganja actually smell kind of nice but straight up cigs smell fucking egregious and I hate anyone that consumes them in my vicinity
Just swept crumbs of, what I assumed was cheese, off the cutting board onto my hand and it tasted sweet (not like cheese).Reckon it's curtains for me lads going to die of tummy ache now
>>204557474I smoked between 18-22 and used to have 10 a day.
>>204557528used to smoke like this but vaping fucked everything up for mesmoke like 20 a day now
I have two degrees, British citizen, very good communication skills (genuinely), bunch of online certifications, prior retail experience (a year plus) and I still can’t get any entry level jobs. I’ve catered my CV to to the job, added cover letters where specified, and spent ages researching companies so it doesn’t seem I’m bullshitting during the “Would you jump on a grenade for this company” stage.My self-worth is shattered. I spend hours on a combination of filling forms and doing psychometric tests only to get automated rejection emails and consolation personality horoscopes/palm readings. I can’t even get a job that pays the same as my full-time job before my degrees.What’s the point? Genuinely, if someone could help me answer this, or give me some advice, that would be great. I manage to get through interview stages and towards the end randomly get rejected, with no additional information that I can work with.
>>204557550This lad still wearing women's clothes as a stream gimmick?
>Best friends Max Dixon and Mason Rist were on their way to buy pizza when they were senselessly 'hunted down' and murdered by a machete gang in a case of mistaken identity in Bristol. Forming a close bond from an early age, Max, 16, and Mason, 15, had grown up together. They went to the same nursery, junior and secondary school and spent their time chatting and gaming on the PlayStation. January 27 was no different - the teenagers wanted to spend time together. CCTV shows Max calling round Mason's house in Ilmister Avenue, Knowle, at 11.13pm and the pair can be seen walking down the street to go and pick up a pizza. Max's mother, Leanne Ekland, was heading to bed and Mason's mum, Nikki Knight, was enjoying a rare night out with friends.sad stuff thought bristol was a safe place
>>204557583yeah I'm the same. with ciggies I can do a few a day but if I get a vape I'll just suck on it every few minutes or pouches I'll slowly creep up to 10 or more a day
hobbies i wish i was into:>repairing/restoring old bikes>repairing/restoring an old cari really need a house with a garage to do these things though
>>204557606
>>2045574745-10 cigs a day. awful habit dunno why i even do it. i can go without a fag all day its just when i drink at night i feel a need to do it and then i start again.
>>204557615Sorry we didnt mean to machete you we thought u was 2 different teenagers
On the train as it were
>>204557661Would love to eat your spaff with a dessert spoon
>>204557681ive got them shoes
>>204557606yeah he's also getting done up the arse as a stream gimmick m8
>>204557644car restoring/modding is a waste of money. I've got a mate that waste thousands on this shit and even takes out loans to waste even more on it. Then takes them on street races and loses.
>>204557708Is that you across from me?
Unfortunately Mickey Mouse has died long covid
Screaming out me arse(in a pub wahey)
Lass in a corset down the train carriage thereTits fully spilling out
thoughts on big bums?
>>204557716classic gimmique that
genuinely confusedjust saw a trailer for a film which is an autobiographical film about robbie williamsbut the main character...is a monkeypropa karl-pilkington-esque diss
>>204557768love em
apparently north korea has concentration camps for midgets, mental
>>204557768Would love to see what comes out of em
>>204557644hobbies i wish i was into >gym >shaggingi have my own house i just cannot be arsed getting fit and getting on tinder to do it. you need a 6 inch cock to have a chance these days and i only have a 5 inch.
genuinely bit gay me
>>204557814you can just tell them it's 6 women don't understand measurements because so many men lie to them about them anyway
>>204557834Which bit?
>>204557814if you get them to bed they won't know 5 inch from a 6 inch. doubt any would stop sex even if you whipped out a 2 inch
>>204557834Why'd you bite them?
>>204557846bit
>>204557802>film about robbie williamsno one but british gen xers care>film about singing monkeyglobal appeal
Lyon
le gf francais proto (un homme)
>>204557719id settle for bikes, then. given their relative mechanical simplicity. i love bikes, the perfect invention.
waiting patiently for her to turn up at the door in complete turmoil when she finally realises what a monumental mistake she has made and all her girlfriends aren’t there to give her constant affirmations she’s moved out literally round the corner should be any night now I reckon maybe even tonight. The night is still young feeling good feeling positive the ball is in my court lads
>>204557885hes looking well x
>>204557923boo hoo nigga no one cares
what do you mean you've never seen blade runner?
seems everyone on /brit/ is out tonight being normal
LIVERPOOL
>>204557885Sex.
how do i download photos from instagram?
>>204557842>>204557861boys youve no idea what a 5.2 inch to the tip hard cock does to a man im loaded with money and nobodys interested. not that i tell them im loaded
>>204557960im trying to fit in some phoneposting from popworld in between going to the toilets for a linethat blonde fitty is giving me the eyes, and her massive tits have stolen mine
>>204557842classic timmy cope
Oh my, shall be giving a watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUHlWvKtsY4
I am being normal, drinking a beer by myself, proper mid 40s core this
I am posting between thrusts Shagging two fit redheads right now ones got big tits the other medium
>>204558017so you are 0.3 inches below the average? grow up.
>>204558041if you're such a shagger why aren't you out tonight?why are you posting with incels on 4chan?
mad that
blud was lurking waiting to pounce on the first post he saw about cock :skull:
>>204558017pop a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil down your trousers and swagger about
honestly might fucking kill myself
>>204558095young fit chinese human fucktoy gf
>>204558068hes spamming and trolling and low quality posting mate
movies, books, and video games are my hobbies, but they dont feel like 'real' hobbies
>>204558111It's mental, he does it all the time
>>204558095black and white great dane
>>204558041ain’t that rite brotha
>im trying to fit in some phoneposting from popworld in between going to the toilets for a line>that blonde fitty is giving me the eyes, and her massive tits have stolen mine
>>204558133that's his jobhe goes out after 11pm on saturdays to shag
>>204558165she’s looking at the cronem behind you
>>204558172Remember the 'proof' image he provided? lmaoWas just a picture of a wall
>>204558165mad really how once i posted it i realised i wrote an early arctic monkeys verse
>>204558157great is part of the noun
>>204558030You in hertford?refusee to belive hertford monghs post here
The concept of imprisoning criminals has a eugenic effect because they cannot, with exceptions, have children when they are jailed.
>>204558199mmhmm checked that timmy
under 16 disco
pirates of the caribbean. good film that
Off home aren't I
one-eyed one-horned flying purple people-eater
>>204558262Incel night walk
how do you even explain fucking a man?
leeds incel loves his incel road pics
>>204558262@Geowizard where is this cunt? ive got my zombie knife ready to go
>>204558301imposter
bit short on plans this weekend. got myself two curries to make up for it.
>>204558262That's coatbridge
>>204558258wouldn't mind shagging her
fucking hell my legs are hairygot fucking carpets on my legs
>>204558332geowizard's mate was stabbed to death whilst walking home years ago
why are they called zombie knives
>>204558199kill yourself>>204558248kill yourself
>>204558262LED poz
In the Czech republic too we love pork, ever had our sausages?
>>204558386because people are idiots
Cheeky frozen pizza for tea
>>204558386why are what called zombie knives?
I'm in the thick of it everybody knows
>>204558411shut the fuck up email
>>204558095lol it's true
>>204558386because the government is retardedany knife that is stylised or has bright colours is a "zombie knife" and this illegal yes I know it doesn't make any sense
>>204558426big pointy sharp metal things they are
>>204558411Fucking garbage business
>>204558386they have zombie apocalyse defense branding. they're often got luminous green bits on them too. many impractial designs that look 'cool'
>>204558411why do i know this exact scene and character from a programme i havent seen in like 15years but i cant remember yesterday
>>204558386According to The Daily Mail, zombie knives date back at least as far as 2011, when New York's own Ka-Bar released some mean-looking blades with reference to "the need for knives capable of killing a zombie when firearms aren't available."
remember when two members of spandau ballet signed for melchester rovers?
remember when zombies were in everything
>>204547471>>204547471>>204547471recycle
remember to wipe
>>204558532They're coming back next year.
>>204558117no dont do that
>>204558386they have holy damage
>>204558332
>>204558572mental how you've posted this right before i head to the bog
>>204558576where have you been. where are you going
>>204558576im right around the cornerim about to subject you to a humiliating and quite frankly weird sexual assault
>>204558576such an ugly countryand to think people actually live on those kinds of dwellings
pooo
>>204558576horsforth gimp
>>204558576mans really on the opp block doing solo rideouts ten toes
>>204558611erm... cool it lad
English people seriously be living in Whoresforth
>>204558576wow, insanely grim
this canadian is literally here 24/7
bought some gingerbread today bought some mince pies todaysaw a turkey but it's far too early for that
love greg posting
>>204558658>>204558658BasedComing for a drink?
>>204558668doxxed
new>>204558793>>204558793>>204558793
>>204558576reminds me of a very grim bit of oxford i wandered into once
just bummed horsforthlad in a very humiliating encounterhe cried a little and begged me to stoptook him just off st james drive, in a nice quiet bit of park
sky dishes are so ugly glad internet is making them obsolete
>>204558853taking the one on my house down next yearmakes the roofline (that i paid just under two grand for) look like shit
>>204558853but what if the internet goes downthen no tv
Tranny Janny discord raiders having a big raid tonight lol