gyaldem edish
Rorke?
Get the benders bent
>norwood 3 >tranny>self aware about itreally rolled myself a shit life here haven't i
NEED A FUCKIGN HOBBYANY FUCKING SUGGESTIONS, LADS?
so ever-so-slightly news are the status quo for the time being are they? i would let it slide myself but you never know when the janny is going to show up in one of his moods
used to smoke around 5 cigs a day from 18 to 26 and now I smoke 30dunno how it happened but it's starting to worry me. literally think about having a cig all the time
>>204561148are these meant to be men
>>204561162>>204561148New VPN 190?!??!
>>204561148Luv em x
>>204561160she’s also perfectly nice looking too, trim with big boobs. She’s a perma virgin though, many lads have tried and failed.
>>204561195WRITING YOU CUNT
>>204561195Start making stuff from wood, if you ever become very good at it you won't know poverty.
>>204561221no what the fuck are you talking about when did this ever happen
>>204561213Fucking hate the state of moderation here it's a joke.
>>204561162Timmy typin dis wiv tears rollin down his face
>>204561233I wouldn't just be trying to shag her desu, I'd be asking her for marriage
>>204561216need to scratch the itch lad
Roses are redViolets are blueMy bellend is purpleAnd I want it inside you
>>204561239i'd fucking love to get into woodworking but ive got no space for the kitneed need NEED a garage
>>204561213post hot females and janny will kill himself in due time
>>204561233mad how girls are just sel fulfilled have no need for guys dont blame them like looka t guys contra girls like why would anyone care about guys is the real quesitonhonestly if you're not a lesbian you're mentally ill that is my motto
>>204561213current events belong in /pol/ and you couldnt possibly talk about topical events here
alright, tell me who im supposed to hate
https://youtu.be/tnupISwtEB0Omds
>Timmy typin dis wiv tears rollin down his face
been watching loads of funniest trump moments on tiktok, mad how funny he is
>>204561274yeah lad you’re not wrong. Very odd case of a good looking girl who’s a virgin at 26 but doesn’t want any partner and likes gardening and shit. God knows
>>204561296Wood turning's alright, just need a few cheap blades and wood blocks from amazon
>>204561306shut up you boring spastic
Careful lads spaki has been mass reporting people who make fun of him lately
>>204561339cope on incellio
>>204561325she just needs someone to make a persistent effort, that's all. she's probably really shy but is dying for someone to yank her out of her boring life
>>204561244are you being sarcastic
>>204561324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45X4WvkTK_Istraight out of alan partridge
>>204561365you've never had sex and never will
>>204561322
boris johnson was hilarious to me
OH THE MISERY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DedVQUAhcew
>>204561386no i'm not
>>204561322>>204561396spaki you gonna cry about this for the whole thread now lmao
>>204561322>>204561387they all see like ai
>>204561395snap
Obvious fake DiegoSomeone is really desperate for attention tonight
>>204561453Actual diego hasn't posted here for about 5 years mate. Reckon it was pre-Covid last time I actually saw him
>>204561433did she give him that diamond back too?
hate having yanks around in /brit/, it's like when you're in an amusement park and a short bus full of special ed kids show up on an excursion and start making a nuisance of themselves within spitting range of you while you're in the queue for the rollercoaster
>>204561471?
>>204561428a meltdown has been registered with the 4chan authorities
>>204561162what 4chan site is this?
>>204561325>>204561373thismet my gf when she was a 19 y.o virginvery shy and sheltered, i was just persistent and patient and eventually she became the gf
>>204561489doubt he'll be so cheeky when hes in prison
>>204561478morning guvna
>doesn't have me filtered fake diego incel tranny melty melty
>>204561489You are lieeeve on facebewk with 3000 people watchin what do yew have to say for yourself?
>>204561509lol you think nonces get prison time? Even if they do it’s on a protected wing with all the other nonces they’re safe
Making beef stock
>>204561428I'm not spaino and I'm Christian
>>204561459they're taking the piss lately caught a few 3 days for absolutely nothing
my music mixes are weak atm not sure can keepme up for 5 hours
>>204561478>rollercoasterfor me its the giant swing
>>204561558>they’re safestill in prison though
>>204561569>spainoliterally nobody calls you that, spakiyou're a weird incel freak and this website is your entire life
>>204561499Now she's africankg property
>>204561610lol ok incel
>>204561592Bet this is really hard for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a6WE1iJYEY.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a6WE1iJYEYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a6WE1iJYEYliterally all the cool clubs play this in london now to the point where it's borigstill a good song tho lol
BIG FIGHT TONIGHT FRIDAY FIGHT NIGHT LIKE IT'S THE 90S
mad how small the willy of the lad who shags dickforlilly is
>>204561625dont care
Schwer mit den schätzen des Orients beladen!
>>204561682ye but oyu als onever leaev eth hosue lol
>>204561322catyank is gonna love this
>>204561624a lot of people here live like this
>>204561709yeah in prison for noncing
>>204561668tyson will knock out paul in the second round
>>204561701in english please
>>204561604>spakiAh yes racism
Love when boxing is on and every man suddenly turns into some sort of boxing expert overnight. Give it a rest Adam you've never seen a boxing match in your life.
>>204561737esl freak
>>204561622Now say this in pure English Oh you can't You're mixed race too ;)
>>204561756he was suddenly an expert on yank elections and we ALL saw how his cope turned out loooooool
>>204561756Box your mums head off in a minute if you don’t pack it in
>>204561322flogging bibles?
>>204561766you spelled almost every word wrong in that post and you're calling me esl lol
>>204561807>he cant understan dbasic english wordsngmi
anyone got any pictures of tim standing there starkers with his spaffy cock out?actually impressive how he managed to perfectly capture several moments of ejaculation with his camera, he probably filmed it and extracted the perfect frame but it's still pretty impressive how candid he looks, talk about a kodak moment
Stoke, The City With NO HOPE: Broken Britain
>>204561756Same during the Olympics. Man sat there watching the archery be like>Ooh that's a bad miss
https://youtu.be/oQyau_52M9Q
>>204561782cute puppers
>>204561824i can understand, im ripping the pish out of your typos x
>>204561782awwwww little puppies ^-^
getting LOTS of downvotes on reddit, kinda seething
I’m an Dutchie and I’ve been coming to the Uk for 15 years on and off and I can tell you now it is utterly and totally screwed. And I believe it’s deliberate. Very, very deliberate.
lol
(8) she back in the club ina tight dress (8) >>204561853weak
>>204561830mordern britain
>>204561794He reported me for quoting the nonsense he was spouting last Tuesday lol he is absolutely fucking seething
how true is it that if a smoker impregnates a woman the baby has big chance of having something wrong with it because the sperm came from a smoker
>>204561872
>>204561782dumg fucks. cats would solve this
>>204561878your spelling was yeah
Might order a Chinese gf
>>204561782dumb dogs lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScKI1eLZgLohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScKI1eLZgLohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScKI1eLZgLoi wish for yoursakes you had better taste so you could enjoy life>>204561903project on
>>204561804Yh with the declaration of independence, constitution and quotes of the founding fathers in them too
Does anyone else feel uneasy regarding the big supermarket's Xmas adverts?Tables groaning with festive fare - I mean who really eats like that? (apart from the Royals)So many families only just getting by - it can't be easy for their children to be watching them.
Is Britain even worth fixing lads?
dire techno gimmick
>>204561929how am i projecting
>>204561955Britain is an iceberg, with half of it underwater
noticed a little bit of meat fell off my pizza fell into my sheets as i was eating pizza in bed last night, just found it with my leg and had a nice little morsel of leftover scran
>>204561955i haven't actively watched tv in my entire life m80, why are you watching adverts?
>>204561895my dad was a smoker and im a spastic freak so sounds about rite
Turns out the south's high streets are struggling as well.
>>204561955Hate how they have psyopped the general public into thinking 'watching the Christmas adverts' is or ever was a thing. Literally human cattle frothing at the mouth to be advertised to and sold plastic tat.
>>204561962Yes
>>204561873that wheelchair fella hasnt aged a day since kids tv, and they roll him out (pun intended) for everything
television is genuinely grimliterally npc brainwash
>>204561996good post
>>204561873who watches this shit
>>204562019and the fools really expect me to pay for a tv license
>>204561966esl freak
boring tranny janny doesn't even have a personality of his own so he has to poorly larp as another boring namefaggot
List of psyops according to /brit/:>Madri>Christmas advertsWhat else?
>>204561993I live in Slough and you've down a good job in telling Slough's story. A couple of things, the giant Debenhams was also large M&S next to it. Both gone. Even Poundland has closed. The Shopping Centre is supposed to be bulldozed and turned into flats. The Horlicks factory development is one of the few bright spots on a pretty depressing place. The bus station which cost £11M and didn't protect you from the weather, was burnt by vandals. No one seems to want to fix it.
>>204561955We're still enduring a Tory cost of living crisis, many won't wear fancy clothes, be able to buy presents or put on a banquet. Not all families are happy. It never snows. They sell a dream that makes us feel like failures to make money.
the fight doesn't even start until 4am no way i'm gonna make it at this rate
>>204561782corgi puppies !! >-<
>>204562040>that nail tumoryikes
anyone watching the darts !
thinking about this image and how much it means to me
only 5 hours lads untl the sex cluv opens x
>>204562050*click*
>>204562045hs?
pierbii looking a little too built lately, you can tell she's been working out
>>204561177mmhmm katy with the big clapper x
>>204562069ah shit nigga i just forgot it was happening today thanks
>>204562011he actually looks younger than I remember him
>>204562082is he looking at himself in the mirror
>>204562054Christmas adverts are a psyop
just drove to kfc to get a Pepsi
put a tenner on tyson to win in round one
>>204562107no worriestyson is getting heemed in the third, what you think?
>>204562116funny. if you told me you were driving to KFC i would assume you were going there to get chicken.
>>204562090Would interfere with my schizo mongology project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUnpIO-OTx0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUnpIO-OTx0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUnpIO-OTx0you kow how some sogs are about oyur life lol
>>204561756bit of a southpaw post this. hit me like a straight jab to the liver and now im on the canvas
>>204562116the fast food drinks be hitting different when you are hungover and that is not an ounce of cap
>>204562153Already had my dinner. Watching my weight you see
>>204562175dogshit lmao
>>204562175shite
>>204562116you are not allowed to do that, have to order some food as well
>>204562195Keep an eye on it
>>204562175Utter pishPiss off fatty
Got a bit of the ol electroswing on
master chief from halo is canonically a virginkind of undermines his tough guy image a bit, doesn't it?
>>204562147I think he will gas out due to his age or get lucky within the first couple rounds but he is on TRT so I can't really speculate confidently
>>204562132Might as well bet on WWE
>>204562220uhhhh that is NOT allowed
>>204562229project on
>>204562220Stop.That is fan content and you have no right to share it, pay for it like the rest of us or fuck off
>>204562175you're gay and a virgin
worth getting an xbox one?
keep thinking about that night after we’d ’broke up’ where we’d watched UP and then she came up to me in the kitchen and cuddled me from behind and the we shagged in the sofa and I honestly thought we were going to be alright
I dunno why but I'm starting to think that the fattest, most disgusting slags beat trannies by a mile
>>204562265Rage on uggo
>>204562235makes sense considering the target audience of halo are kids who are almost all virgins
UH OUHSTINKY!!!TRANNY JANNY MELTDOWN
>>204562158makes the 4chan experience so much betterbit annoying when smeggy mongs start talking about them by name tho then i have no idea what is going on
>>204562277KILL YOURSELF ALREADY
got 5 gold symbols on pokemon emerald lads :)
Electroplating my bollocks
>Stop.>That is fan content and you have no right to share it, pay for it like the rest of us or fuck off
bit annoyed at the treatment diego got for sharing a song he liked
>>204562241yeah the short rounds definitely help tyson but after the first 4 he will be so slow, if not already from the get goThe other problem is that Jake is also on TRT
>>204562312loool rinsed that cunt
Diego pls post a selfie what the fuck do you have to lose at this point
>>204562175looks like shes reading the lyrics for the first time
>>204562299my preference is to filter namefag posts entirely when I've got them onnot right now though Phone posting on the couch by the fire right now you see
>>204562313He routinely posts shite music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP01qO1vbwshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP01qO1vbwshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP01qO1vbws>>204562271project on
Falling asleep on the sofa >>> going to sleep in bed
>he uses a phone caseliterally? why? are you poor or something? povvo freak if i drop my phone i simply buy a new one, i buy a new phone every year anyway so it doesnt matter, why are you so fucking poor? lol STATE of you
>>204562312
>>204562310imagine the belgian lads disappointment
>>204562310Mindbroken i am
>>204562331doesn't matterit's music he likes and he wants to share it, fuck off freak
>>204562220bet her farter smells like summer fresh blueberries
>>204562344my dick >>>> your mouth
Thousands of people have signed a counter-petition to keep a pub’s “offensive” name after a rebrand was announced.The Midget, a Greene King pub in Abingdon, Oxfordshire, was first subject of a petition signed by more than 2800 people calling on the brewery franchise to “recognise the offence of the term and its implications” of the pub’s name.The name comes from the iconic MG car which was built in the car company’s former factory in Abingdon.Last week, Greene King said it would rename the pub The Roaring Raindrop in tribute to the last ever land speed record-breaking car produced by MG.
i need a twink bf
excruciating poo
>>204562361corrr, need my nose surgically grafted to her rectum pronto
>>204562344hate when you move from the sofa to bed and "lose" the tirednessbetter off just sleeping on the sofa really
not long untikl im licking charli's tummy and you're licking each other's shitei winhaha
Uh oh stinky poopy diaper tranny janny melty !!Better not post any more leaked content !!!
>>204562364Rude
>>204562357are you his boyfriendpiss off
>>204562407kill yourself
>>204562374>2800 peoplewonder how many were local
>>204562450mental how badly he mindraped you
MHBIMH
All those giant, empty spaces and the brits still can't seem to offer the homeless a roof over their heads and some warmth for a night.
>>204562429i'm literally just saying don't be mean to someone posting a song they likewrong'un you, just let someone be they selves
better not tell the tranny janny discord raiders their gimmicks are boring and stupid!! nnoooo they wouldn't like that at all! this thread is their janny tranny pedo incel poopy diaper clubhouse !!
>>204562300going to give myself a year, or less if gran dies before that if there are no signs of improvement then yes I will kill myself
thoughts on Charli XCX?
>>204562484Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
woke went to far when they made us rename midget gems to mini gems
Rosé x Bruno Mars
>>204562288no it doesn'tfirst of all halo's target audience is not any specific age group, and secondly kids would not care to look this kind of thing up, only stage 2 or higher adult VRNS (virginity-related neurosis syndrome) would care to speculate on such a thingnext time think before you post
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pwjx8-048rk
mental how i'm listening to michael jackson - rock with you (1979)
>>204562518ugly, talentless bint
>>204562518slag lag
>>204562492mate just find a new girl and move on
>>204562541
>>204562541mixed and mastered using TANNOY studio monitors with patented dual concentric driver systems
>>204562518she has the dirty slag energy where you just want to shag her bareback
>>204562336you have a fresh uncharted quivering batty hole that has yet to be spelunked, but don't worry diego, a man can always find love if he has love to give in return
Woman is the *what* of the world? You can't bloody say that John!
>>204562321I think Jake being on TRT doesn't matter, but it's a huge factor for Tyson the closer he is to being in his prime the better chance he hasmy bold prediction is I think Jake will be too conceited to drag out the fight to win because it will be bad for viewership and will get knocked out trying to fish for one himself
Just spent £195 on home and content insurance
listening to jamiroquai
how did you meet girlfriend
>>204562633Precious
>>204562650
Just made a tinder accountdid laugh at one of the girls i swiped past, she had a big bio starting with "I've kissed too many frogs" yeah okay so you've sucked off loads of blokes now you want to settle down
>>204562650she was a supermodel hired by my ad agency we shagged in my office after her shoot
this canadian is fucking mentalwhy is he here literally 24/7
I'm so fucking good at sports ladsAny sport I play I can become bloody good at it very quicklyJust a natural athlete I suppose
>>204562662source
>>204562650hinge me lad
>>204562679It's ratnonce on a VPN
>>204562669"Are you French"
>>204562679UH OH STINKY WINKY!!'
>the canadian (singular)
WHEN I WAS
>>204562691toby is incapable of formulating coherent sentences
>>204562662>[upbeat music] kek
>>204562619Yeah I agree, Jake is obviously a showman to an extent so I don't believe he will try to knock out tyson in the first or second round as it is bad for business
>>204562662they got his interior design choices down perfectly
just learnt how to download photos from a private instagram profile on my pcnow ive got a backup of all my gf's pics (why am i like this)
>>204562732Almost as if his apartment had been published in magazines and featured in movies all the time
>>204562662
>>204562535>halo's target audience is not any specific age groupyes it is. halo is the bottom of the barrel in terms of FPS games, it is for kids. more mature audiences play better ones> kids would not care to look this kind of thing upi can easily see a dorky kid obsessed with the game looking up facts about master chief
>>204562518don't know, all i know is that her, dua lipa, and marina are all the same person
>>204562751private without logging in? is that possible?
>>204562662women dont have a g spot
>>204562751Listen man I know you're going through a hard time but now you're just being a creepy freak
Heaven has a plan for you
>>204562662mental how this got him elected
got the charli and billie song going on
just farted and it smells like old garbage
im INSPIRED!!!!
no target audience huh?
>>204562778ivanka had one up zer arse
>>204562849i know seniors who are inspired
how kill self
>>204562662>TWO HOLES?
>>204562840FOY
Circling the drain, so to speak
>>204562863so it's for teenagers and adults
>>204562778this unironically seems to be the case according to studies of female cadaversrather than a single identifiable erogenous zone at a static location, its more likely that women have a network nerve bundles connected to the clitoral body, of which some significant amount tends to be above the anterior upper wall of the vagina.
>He will never rape you and ask if he found your g spot
I saidWHEN I WAS
>>204562288>the target audience of halo are kids who are almost all virginsIt came out in 2001 and is the most popular fps of all time. It upset weird nerds by being popular and innovative. Sounds like someone's bitter, in a very virgin way
>>204562927not with that attitude
mental how this woman is a million times smarter than any /brit/ poster
MY FATHER
ah... hello all
>>204562569I have 0 prospect of meeting a new girl no social circle one friend who is as much of a shut in as meI work from home, go for an incel walk, go to the gym, play call of duty, go to sleep and repeat
>>204562905i consider anyone 18 or younger to be a kid should have specified that
>>204562933A YOUNG WARTHOG
>>204562911okay, fraiser
what I would give to wank one the lads here silly
Mental how fucking thick women are
>>204562933>>204562945when you were your father?
The virgins and bad at sex-havers outing themselves againOk pal you keep telling yourself there's no g spot lol
>>204562960>shifting goalpostWhy exactly are you so mad about Halo on a Friday evening?
>>204562762that's the spirit, hold onto your beliefs even they're demonstrably wrong, astonishingly bizarre and psychotically moronic, it's the key to self-confidence
>>204562945took me into the city
>>204562979https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731225259009587.webm
>>204562662wow amazing this flopped
>>204562979tbf it's not *in* paris
>>204562863That's a relatively old age range for video game players surely
>>204562944motivation is the hardest part
>>204562979it actually isn't in paris
Shadows and dust, Maximus!Shadows and dust
WHEN I
>>204547471>>204547471>>204547471It's been long enough Use my threadI'm through asking
>>204562994>Halocor love halo me1, 2, 3, ODST and Reach are among the greatest games ever made
>>204562756well his picture is in magazines too and the actor looks nothing like him
>>204563049>>204563049>>204563049
new>>204563045>>204563045>>204563045
>>204563008i've got no time for stupid womenthis is one of the many reasons im forever alone
>>204563034bit early. someone make a proper new
>>204563034I'm asking for your suicide
Sigh...
>>204562994it's not shifting the goal post. when i was 16 i was a kid>>204562998sorry you're mad i insulted halo virgin
>>204563008*politely agrees so i can shag her *