philip judd edition
quite impatient mhm yes
/eire/ won
poo
of course tyson is going to lose, it's the year of buck breaking
my contribution to /brit/? being a special little angel
/eire/ will be fucking fuming at that when they wake up in 12 hours and make the new
>>204566884>what is youth rebelling against society
>>>/sp/Let's keep it on topic
>>204570519Did they? In what way? Do you have a source for that claim?Thanks :)
so rigged for serrano
>>204570549Isn't that a type of ham?
Et tu burtus?
Why is she still allowed to fight when her face is so cut up?
Count Dooku was the Count of Serenno, an outer rim world. Dooku was very rich and powerful.
mad how little power must be behind these combos. if men were throwing these there would be kos
Dooku was one of only two Jedi, the other being Yoda, who ever defeated Mace Windu in a practice duel.
Don’t have any proof Americans are stupid though do you
>>204570568ref deems it safe, if it was too big a cut he could stop it
>>204570590Sent that runt flying to the Outer Rim
>>204570589a big fox like a cat is to a tiger, is basically a wolf
Dooku began to hate the Jedi Order and the Republic which is why he resigned and he assumed his role of Count on Serenno and began studying the Sith arts.
>>204570609Why would he do such an awful thing
Did Count Dooku not realise Palpatine was grooming Anakin to be his apprentice? Did he not realise there can only be two Sith at a time? Is he stupid?
Mad how the bad guys biggest sin in Megamind was just being ugly and liking the heroine
>>204570620Plagueis and Sidious spotted Dooku as a potential ally. A friend of the Sith on the Jedi Council would be a very powerful asset indeed.
Wish each and every one of those punches were directly squarely at my bollocks
>>204570637but why did he resign then
Darth Poo
this isn't the poo you are looking formove along
bias yank commentators seething
>>204570645used to have a webm of some bollocks dangling through a hole in a table and a woman punching them with boxing gloves
All my life I have been keeping at a good weight, a normal weight, a BMI-compliant weightno longerI am consuming, I am lifting, I am growing and soon I will be Large
The rule of two is the stupidest fucking rule ever tbf and holds Star Wars back so much.
Ireland won
>>204570522*studies this post intently*
i think she has a concussion
>>204570631>Did Count Dooku not realise Palpatine was grooming Anakin to be his apprentice? No. He knew the whole plan except that he thought he was supposed to be part of the Empire as Palpatine's right hand man and Anakin as their enforcer. >Did he not realise there can only be two Sith at a time?Well to be fair to Count Dooku, the Sith had already been sort of bending this rule for a while. Darth Tenebrous had a secret apprentice who fought Plagueis, and also Palpatine had Darth Maul while he was still Plagueis's apprentice.>Is he stupid?No but he was very proud and arrogant.
>>204570691anglo diaspora won
did the man punch the man?
>>204570597Wheat is not an Irish staple.
>>204570717not yet lad
>>204570688star wars is fucking stupid and gay
FUCK NETFLIX
*nasal virgin voice*Wheat is not an Irish staple.
fooking 'ell that cut is bad, imagine throwing salt on it hahah
Did Jake win? Haven't been watching it
>>204570724mad thatmost of the lads here are awake to watch the fight, I'm awake because I have acute diarrhoea and muscle acheswe are not the same
>>204570732corrrr i'd lick the salt out of there
>>204570741hasnt even started yet
Would be willing to have barbed wire placed up my urethra if it meant the sequel trilogy were erased from existence
>>204570752Do we think will win?
>>204570688The rule of two was created by Darth Bane. There used to be many Sith.Also Count Dooku trained Assajj Ventress in Sith arts too but she wasn't supposed to be a real Sith.
listening to Victor Wooten's album Soul Circus
You are my poo
licking poo
Also Darth Bane created a network of spies and agents which he passed down to his apprentice which was how the Sith gained so much power over the ages and then of course we get to Plagueis who was a Muun and the head of the Intergalactic Banking Clan.
I literally couldn't pull out of my street today because there were two American trucks blocking me off.Not angry mind you. But it's just one of those things that I feel like I'll be angry about over time.
I am Irish diaspora. I am rooting for Tyson
>>204570811i'm so glad the siths were finally defeated once and for all
>>204570764no clue tbf leaning paul only because he isnt literally 60
just stuck a pony on jake
I hate men
>>204570791>>204570804
>>204570818My uncle has a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
how can mike tyson be so muscular if he isn't on steroids? don't you lose naturally testosterone as you age?
>>204570824Mike Tyson doesn't have Irish blood, he's got Anglo ancestry iirc.
Don't know who will win but I'm rooting for Tyson
>>204570772shut up about star wars you nerds always just make some obnoxious shit up. when you point out something like the fact that lightsaber duelling is flawed because you can just turn your lightsaber off and on you come back with something like ohhh the ancient laws and the honour of the culture of the sith and the jedi dissuade you from doing this like fuck me it's embarrassing 3 good films then this pygmy shit going on since like 1981 because people won't grow up
>>204570845you don't need T to build muscle, much less keep it. it just speeds up the process of getting them
>>204570847hes a nigger iirc
>>204570855tyson will win by knock out in the second round
>>204570845He isn't that jacked for 58. What he has is achievable natty for sure
>>204570845he's on TRT which is just a low dose of steroids
I don’t know anything about insects. I thought an earwig was a wig for your ears.
>>204570871
tyson is mental for this, he has nothing to win but everything to lose.if jake loses well he lost to mike tyson but if tyson loses he lost to a fucking youtuber
>>204570864why would you turn your lightsaber off
>>204570886
>>204570891he is getting 20 million though
>>204570884I thought spiders have 6 legs. but they do in fact have 8 legs>>204570907
Don’t eat the hairy, flesh-covered banana.
>>204570891he wants money mate
>>204570876Yes, the aussie already said he's anglo. Are you retarded?
What's the new zealand version of Bruce?What's their stereotypical name
>>204570931oh look an actual nigger, get out of my green and pleasant thread you subhuman scoundrel
>>204570944they all have fancy high-class english names like reginald or rutherford
Where’s that schizo Canadian that accuses everyone of being 190?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW0gOnsKU0Q>He's done ya and he's not even here!
Are any of you sober
>>204570970isp probably keeps giving him the same ip because it's still in the pool
>>204570944robin perhaps?i think it should be something bird-related because new zealand is a tropical bird utopia where birds are the apex predator
>>204570945Settle down rattled angloid or you're gonna summon janny.
Just seen Mike Tyson's arse
>>204570974me
>>204570988
>>204570974Got 3 months down me
>>204570871cute x
>>204570995He has to be fucking joking.
did drumpf win the popular vote? getting conflicting information trying to google it
There’s something inherently sexual about female pugilism.
kind if mental every single animal posted on this thread and every single poster posting in it has a common ancestor
might go missing and change my identity and get a whole fresh start in life
>>204570988>>204570995Howlinghttps://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/1857632804231610860
>>204571002they did though
maybe instead of drinking you could IMPROVE your COUNTRY
>>204571028cute
Just had a SHAMEFUL wank to a TRANNY
i have celiac disease. should i kms?
>>204570974no
>>204571026Not true desu. Evolution is a lie of the Freemasons. A cat has the essence of catness and it can't have offspring which have a different essence other than catness.Species remain fixed in that species.
>>204571058yes
>>2045709864channel doesn't exist anymore :(
>long bbc article>A sexually obscene phone call - and my two-year ordeal getting police to act>would have put thousands on the eventaul culprit being a pakistani>get to the end of the page>Amjad Khan had made 15,000 calls to random numbers whilst masturbating down the phoneI'm literally always right Why are they such perverts?
genuinely wish i wear deaf sometimes, seems like i'd have fewer distractions in my life if i were
>>204571095i think it's because their culture is so sexually repressive that become absolute degens
>>204571095>Receive an obvious spam call from someone who is clearly mentally ill>Should i ignore it and block the number?>What should I do?My life could have been in danger!
How does one identify a dog? Because it has the metaphysical essence or nature of dogness. It is within the transcendental category which we recognize within it as dog!
the witches they used to hang/burn at the stake back in ye olden times weren't really casting spells or whatever, they were in fact white women who shagged black men
>>204571125t. Amjad Khan
>>204571093wtf, when did that happen
This one Orthodox Christian said that the devil's three prophets of the modern age were Charles Darwin, Karl Marx, and Sigmund Freud.
>>204571118No white man has ever been degenerate, quite famously
>>204571155this one /brit/ poster called you a gaylordthat post is me you are a gaylord
>>204571164lol fucking rinsed that stupid cunt
>>204571161asians are clearly more degen on average mate
>>204571138>weren't really casting spellsYes they were. There are books about this.
is that in the air tonight? kek
The Appalachian woods are haunted and there is a long history of witchcraft there.
HERE COMES A GREAT DANE
>>204571216lots of ulster scots live there
Might move to the Himalayas
>>204571187believe everything you read in a book do you? i bet you unironically think the holocaust happened
>>204571245Give it a rest
>>204571240There is this one mountain there where time slows down when you get close to it and it is 666,000 kilometers from Stonehenge in Britain and also the same distance from the North Pole. The Nazis were very interested in this mountain for its mystical qualities.
not up to watch the paul tyson fight but i have done a lot of coke so i suppose i might as well
>>204571248kvetch on shlomo
>>204571260anywhere you can watch it free or do you absolutely have to buy goyflix?
>>204571260some youtuber will comment on it
need a slightly chubby red headed gf
>>204571273dunno using mumbergs netflix its lagging like fuck i might just hop over to the spee thread and watch whats going on there and laugh at the third worlders and their funny mannerisms
>>204571273crackstreams
Stonehenge is on top of the convergence point of three underground streams.The location of ancient structures is all about ley lines and also the sites where they dropped the nukes also were on ley lines.
>>204571289yeah i heard that>>204571294just found it on methstreams but thanks for the suggestion
>>204571282I could beat her in a fight.
more like gay lines
Oh, to be a mentally ill American
>>204571295what drug do i take for your worldview?
good evening
>>204571282
Sleepy time. Good night frens.
mad how jake paul will be dead in a few minutes
Fuck's sake these commentators
>>204571321>slightly
ikbateco tegezh fucq tado ocozwit
>>204571321corr imagine having her red pussy hair in your mouth
mike is so slow, it's sad. jake's just going to try to tire him out for like 6 rounds before trying to actually knock him outn
Can tyce fight someone from /brit/ next please?
TYSON'S GOT HIM IN A LEG HOLD
>>204571393i'll go for the youtuber before i go for tyson
funny poopoo funny
this is just tragic, mike is so tired, stiff and slow. seeing him try to do that wobble thing but his body not allowing him is so sad.
>>204571356exactly my thoughts
>>204571321corr spaffingtonshire imminent imma hafta be finkin
>>204571439he's only pretending to be tired to lull him into a false sense of overconfidence
paul and tyson are both on roids aren't they?
In the car lads what’s happening in this boxing match
>>204571530if jaek paul is on roids hes an idiot
>>204571530Gimmick match
>>204571548no shit sherlock
>>204571544tyson is standing still and paul is jabbing him, it's really sad.
>>204571319aha good post
>>204571544The situation is grim for Tyson
want mike to just knock him out despite all of thishe solidify himself as the goat forever
>>204571561>>204571565no good what’s the age discrepency between these blokes Mike must have a good 25 years on him
woke up feeling evil
boxing is for sissies
>>204571579ah bloody hell frenchlad
>>204571575jake is 27mike is 58
>>204571592bloody nora what’s he thinking getting in there
Wait when is Paul Tyson? It’s only happening now? My mates were gaslighting me in the pub saying it happened already. Not that I give a fuck about that gimmick fight anyway. Jeez man that’s rough I got gaslighted
>>204571615sounds like your mates really had you on there
>>204571589>>>/wsg/5735400there's a sickness in me, i crave evil
that was grim
ah, banter at the pub with the lads love love LOVE the pub
>>204571615You’ve been done
Jake was holding back
>>204571637what happened
>>204571608last round paul was just comboing mike and then just stopped and bowed to mike and they waited for the bell, unironically made me a bit emotional. poor mike, you still has that fighter spirit but he is trapped in his old man body
>ah, banter at the pub with the lads>love love LOVE the pub
>>204571621>>204571649I’ve been done
I'm impressed Mike managed to not get knocked down, but what a dogshit match.
>>204571667wow, sounds pretty classy actually
Legitimately one of the worst matches I’ve ever seenFuck that’s so depressing, that was Mike Tyson’s final fight and he went out like that, feels awful
>>204571681He’s 58 years old.
>>204571672>>204571653
>>204571669ah sorry frenchlad
>>204571681he made millions
worst boxing match i've ever seen, rematch with 3 minute rounds or it doesn't count
>>204571690Yes I’m aware, I don’t think he should have even taken the fight as his legacy would be better off but he recently said he doesn’t give a shit about his legacy
>>204571667FUCK OFF FUCK OFF I DONT CARE GO WATCH THE WOGBALL HIGHLIGHTS OR SOMETHING YOU INSOLENT NORMOID
>>204571712I prescribe you one trip to the pub to be taken ASAP
>>204571712Shut up cunt
If you don't like futuristic J-pop you need to get the fuck out of my face.https://youtu.be/fxzI6baDwdg
didn't watch the fight, went out for an incelwalk instead
>>204571747what an odd post don’t think anyone was in your face lad
>>204571747Don’t know what this post means.
>>204571747this is shit
frenchlad holding no punches there
>>204571747this is asshttps://youtu.be/iK0YkFOD18U
>>204571747I did watch this video, here is what I have to say about it:
>>204571781lol
Mike Tyson had his ass out, should have pulled a Rikishi on Jake Paul.
and i haven't spoken about batarians yetor halo
accept christ
>>204571734>>204571747>If you don't like futuristic J-pop you need to get the fuck out of my face.Sorry im white and have a soul
wow jake paul gets to brag that he barely beat a 58 year old man by decision
anyone else judge people who put excessive bumper stickers on their cars?
>>204571762>>204571765>>204571768>>204571785>>204571790Neither of you understand the IMPECCABLE aesthetics that is playing Phantasy Star II in 1989 on your Sega Megadrive with your Japanese gf
take your losses lad thats the most (you)s a yt post ever got here
Clown world that this actually happened. Dont know anything about it but looks retarded
>>204571816good lad
>>204571841looks like gay porn
>>204571840well said
tyce still the greatest
everything looks like gay porn if you squint hard enough
>>204571869your da speaking to the neighbour
Can’t go a single /brit/ thread without gay porn being mentioned at least once.
>>204571880yea, maybe you should stick to /cum/
>>204571880yank and proxy yank are the only ones posting about itmakes you think
>>204571841jake paul is a god tier entertainer, yeah he cherry picks and gimmick fights but they're all entertaining. I wish he had fought Mike four years ago, in his fight with roy jones he was so much quicker. Would have been a much more legit fight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzYLkxjdag
>>204571880lgBriT
https://youtu.be/1d1oBd0njGg me when oui oui
mike lost...
>>204571911>>204570530
>>204571831I was gonna shit talk back, but just the fact you said "Mega Drive" instead "Genesis" shows you have a bit more taste than most yankoids.
>>204571841now that its over i will confidently say yeah its a sham iron mike tyson didnt pull out the old swing your arm around into haymaker and punch jake paul into the next building through the wall
>>204571907arrest these men
business idea: all americans to be replaced by harmless holograms
>>204571946>harmless hologramsnot all holograms are harmless
You're asking me, will my love grow?
Boxing is a young man’s game. Tyson was already washed up in that match he had in Louisville about 20 years ago or so.
>>204571907lmao what a ridiculous sounding language
>>204571966gimmique ancienne
>>204571922>"Mega Drive" instead "Genesis"This is /int/ after all, we have to be mindful of other cultures. For example, I know that the Master System was big thing in Brazil. Is it true that people still play on it?
really dont care to be honest
goodnight my friends carry the torch til the sun rises
>>204571966yes that's why i said "harmess holograms" instead of just "holograms", if all holograms were harmless then it would be redundant to call them harmless
wait what Paul won? What the fuck?
>>204572017a point well made
as have fun kick goesas such had cut ice levels acrossuse an ash oil scan or other(inmate teeth fuck trade outwit)
>>204571984started listening to some french stuff when someone posted the choking victim tribute album on nostalrius barrens chat https://youtu.be/A1-UP5hAai0
>>204572017>harmessdon't know that word
>>204572018after the 2nd round it was literally just him running around mike and jabbing him over and over again
>>204571981once saw mickey rourke beat the shit ouf of a 29 year old when he was 61
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying, "Ayo, gotta let go"
i deep down thought the ingrained fundamentals would make mike win eventually but it never happened
>>204572054The fuck does that have to do with anything? Boxing=/=fist fighting
>>204571991mega drive is far better sounding name, genesis is an English rock band
>>204572079tool music video lookingass
>>204572087it WAS a boxing match spasticalso he was 62 not 61, sorry for that small error
Mickey RORKE beating the shit out of whippersnapper 29 year old leftypol.
>>204572121shut up.
replacing your drab worthless life with an efficient and industrious machine
the man did indeed punch the man
>>204572124ahaha
the only things i produce are carbon dioxide and poo
>>204572121keep talking, great post
mikey rorke
a solemn night for the blapipo
i meant somber
>>204572100americans are so stupid and lazy and fat and brown they'd rather embarrass themselves by speaking confidently from a place of ignorance than take 10 seconds to go on google and get their facts straight
>>204572177you are an abo mutt be quiet
back from the city and did in fact find some blue jeans which I purchased for $430the sales assistant was VERY pretty too
>>204572190Good for you mate
wish i did gay stuff with my crush when i was 17-18 but sadly i was too shy or whatever to even admit i wanted to
>>204572196hey mate... thanks for the response but in future I'd prefer if you didn't interact with meit's not personal but... well you know...
>>204572207publad i didn't know you hated yanks too, you're an even better lad than i thought you were
>>204572190>$430seems like a lot of money for a pair of jeans doesn’t it
>>204572190ain't that like a tenner in real money?
>>204572223They're not just "jeans"They are "blue jeans"
you have to be genuinely retarded to buy jeans for $430 shows the state of australians, it's an honor to be hated by them
jake paul couldve kod him at any point after round 1, did anyone catch the female commentator insinuate that its scripted lol
>>204572221nah it's me turt
>>204572237don't be a playa hater because you're poor
Death is an illusion
>>204572262This post is a delusion
>>204572262*kills you*illusion that, idiot
>>204572251oh hello turt
get it done
reckon you have to be at least 6' and not balding to even have a chance at achieving anything significant in life
resisting the urge to reinstall elden ring
havent played a video game in years
>>204572297no, not really
>>204572297uhhhhhh napoleon
>>204572297not true mate I'm not 6' and I recently ordered a cold brew with an orange slice in it, prompting the owner to try it himself, liked it so much he told they're gonna serve all their cold brews like that going forwardlife is there for the taking just get amongst it
>>204572299just think about how it would take several hours minimum to download unless you have god-tier internet>>204572304yeah?
>>204572321wouldve taken me like 2 days on my old internet but now i can do it in 25 mins
>>204572315there's always exceptionsalso he wasn't actually that short, pretty average for his time reallyalso people didn't care that much about height back thenalso even if they did he spent more time in a high position (ie atop his horse) than he did on foot
>>204572334full of excuses aren't you
*surreptitiously googles "can you keep a horse in a sydney apartment"*
>>204572345i don't have to make excuses, i'm not the one who's a manlet/slaphead/both
petathe horse is here
>>204572359have you achieved anything as significant as changing the way brews are served in a pub?
im 5'6 and have a gf
>>204572304play british video games
>>204572379not yet, but i've got a solid foundation to build on
>>204572379>cold brew in a pubactual fucking idiot retard this is why you animals need to be kept out of /brit/
>>204572393>>204572393>>204572393
thinking of buying gta v
