steve jansen
>>204572396alri nastylad
>>204572409just at the end of my rope when it comes to yanks something needs to be done about them
got some grass trees (formerly known as black boys) germinating think theyll look pretty nice in the yard fully grown
>>204572388You mean video games such as Grand Theft Auto, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Tomb Raider, and more?
i'm about to release a poo
don't like the fact that yanks are able to make /brit/ threads, i want to filter them but the fact that they're capable of making news renders it logistically impossible
>>204572442is it impossible for you to take a break from /brit/ for a single thread? sounds like a problem lad, but i don't know how to solve it
>>204572420i understand your frustration completely, but he was referring to another aussie's post about cold brews in a pub, so by proxy it seemed like you were having a go at your own kind
>>204572420>>204572442there there*pets your head*it's going to be ok
saar you are lying saar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpgvmHBpatAsir david attenborough
>>204572451that other aussie?it was me you see
theres some crazy shit underground in new york
>>204572472we call them jews
Poos are becoming more solid and not green in colour. Stomach cramps are lessening. I haven’t eaten in two days. Hopefully we’re entering the #endgame.
every yank in /brit/ without exception has all the maturity and self-awareness of a 16 year old stoner, i shudder to think that some of them might actually be in their 20s or even 30s and still behaving the way they do
>>204572485suck my dick nigga
>>204572442almost positive you can use 4chan x to filter everything except new threads but you ought to step away from the pc or phone screen if you are this upset at 4chan posters, get a life really
yank schools are 80% parking lots and sports fields
>>204572485you're posting on 4chan darling no need to get so haughty and upset
>>204572505so?
>>204572498i'm sure you can, but it's usually the thread maker who links the new and i have to be able to see the links to know a new thread is available
>>204572485yes if only we were mature and sophisticated enough to rage at 4chan posters like you
>>204572511yall some weird little critters
>>204572505>sports fieldsSPORTING fields, esl.
windows 11 on a mad one
>>204572485got them on skates mate look at them getting all wound up
following the los angeles river on street view and everything is reminiscent of true detective s2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMvDTVQ4Gocfeeling... hopefull
yanks are like that one kid that would just hang around and everyone found annoying but really he was just desperate to fit except that only made him more annoying as a result
mad how the world will end in 2 months and you're all oblivious
how will belgian cope with the tyson defeat
>>204572516>i know you are but what am ido you even hear yourself? (to clarify, since i know you're too stupid to understand, that's a rhetorical question, i know full well you don't hear yourself)
>>204572479been getting that asmongold recommended to me recently. geezer is clearly a very real and genuine guy who has since been coopted to do what's asked of him to continue the division of the people and is real and psychopathic enough to not care whatsoever about the consequences. can't say i enjoy his content because it's not my style, can't want someone react to stuff. i enjoyed his videos about his life where he explained who he is and what happened with him and his mum and stuff. could understand why lads on here would get that parasocial bond with him. but like all of them, he's doing what's being asked of him.
>>204572505oh that's the high school my mom went toI took classes at the community college next door brieflylots of squirrels thereand you see the tujunga wash there on the right side? it has one of the longest murals in the world in it
that 911 shit dont make sense im finna end the world like trump pence
>>204572412This is the same person who spams cuckshit AI images and posts on 10 VPNs at once.Just saying :)
>>204572568hes a mentally ill retard who lives in filth and poverty despite being a millionaire
>>204572568yank-tier schizoid post
>>204572577i'm really not mate and there have several times now where i've shown i'm not. i assume you're trying to carry on some gimmick.
aussies are like that one cool kid who made everyone laugh and was also super smart and got all the girls and everyone wanted to be him
>>204572435Kill yourself.>>204572505Well they got alot of space and flat ground dont they
>>204572540I used to live next to itI'd sit on the edge of the concrete bank and take long walks up there sometimeslots of strange things there
>>204572589truth nuke
>>204572552America is the cool kid they have all the musicians and movie stars
>>204572560you have been melting down for hours lad. get a fucking LIFE
Just turned 18 and my dad signed me up (without my permission) for four credit cards
>>204572588This thread is your entire life please seek help, and by help i mean learn how to tie a noose and buy a chair big enough to support your weight.
>>204572603it hasn't all been me, everyone in this general is sick to death of your presence here
>>204572602yeah but there's no musicians or movie star yanks in /brit/
>>204572586yeah i'm saying that's basically the incel dream so i get people on here liking him>>204572587pretty schizo stuff i suppose yeah but you can't deny that society and media as it is is what's led me to have to think like that. nothing's real if it's big, is what it is
Really want carbonara. Gagging for carbonara. Craving carbonara.
don't understand why they're so intent on posting somewhere they're clearly not wanted, don't fit into and don't even really understand
Shut the fuck up your boring retard.
>>204572623i'm just drunk piss off
>eels??UGH! Disgusting>snails and frogs????Go on then!!
>your
Proxy yank
the commonwealth needs to STAND TOGETHER and HOLD FAST against the YANK MENACEBRITONS, support your ANTIPODEAN allies and rise up against YANK OCCUPATION
should've put a pony on drumpf winning the popular vote that'd keep me well and truly in the beers for at least a week
would be good if we could organise a /brit/ online piss up where we're all drunk at the same time. would be the best threads ever. letting out some home truths and that
I come where I goAs long as they don't bother me I don't bother themSo far the brits seem to enjoy my posts and I like the music and e-girls so this is my evening vibe spot
>>204572640why are you like this
>>204572482Didn't you say this two days ago
only hope can keep me togetherlove can mend your life but love can break your heart
using egg proteins as a binding agent for my poos
i'm rorke
>>204572686now THIS is a post
>>204572686slurped your dad's egg proteins
>>204572600what sort of strange things
https://soundcloud.com/yungsolarflare/swaggotlil b was doing this shit 10 years ago
>>204572691it's over for you
>>204572698males don't produce eggs DESPITE what trannies might tell you
and i saidHEEYYYY YEAH YEAHYEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHHHHHEYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>204572726didnt ask jk
>>204572737i said, lad...whatag1
Can someone tell the Australian to shut the fuck up about Americans
he said he was studying advertising but he could've just been studying commercial art like david bowie and eating a lot of acid (and mescaline?)
test
pockets so full when i walk look like i twerk nigga
>>204572704the sunsignstrinketsowls
need to monetise my penchant for being into stuff that gets big 10 years before it gets big somehow
ascending the gherkin x
here we go then......
Couldn't help but notice the cronem look similar to Mike Tyson
>>204572759>asking for a cessation of something that hasn't happened for 15 minuteskill yourself
>>204572801>>204572816Is this my fault because i called you out like half and hour ago. Are you going to have a pathetic meltdown at 7am on a Saturday?
>>204572792weird connections with owls in california
i have a degree in communications
is this a good substitution? impossible to know at this point
down at the end close by a river close to the edge round by the cornerclose to the end down by the corner down at the edge round by a river
>>204572820you alright?
tranny and bbc posting at 7am is crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li8T0lcgbh0
>>204572826yeah can you communicate to your mom that she made a boring bastard who posts boring shit? thanks
>>204572829banger
Completely normal person posting his cuck/tranny shit at 7am on a fucking Saturday.>>204572835Kill yourself gyaldemnonce
>>204572843i don't have a "mom" mate don't know what you're talking aboutbazinga
saw the gyaldem poster in the sp thread bros on an early shift today
You best not know about the things i would do to you if there was some kind of "purge" event here (never seen the film but i assume its about everyone killing/robbing eachother)
>>204572824hey where'd you get this photo of me
Gravy’s good tonight
Is this good sleeping?
"belgian""the gyaldem poster"Why do JFs refuse to just call him spaino
>>204572899>>204572869>>204572816janny
>>204572842thanks cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBKJEn8mhtk
>>204572899i want to put my penis in her
>>204572899beautiful trans woman
>>204572906>>204572914>>204572912>>204572917>>204572918Kill yourself.
what's everyone got planned for the weekend then? no football on is there
>>204572918that's a tranny? i don't see no william and the body proportions look female
Youre doing this at 7am get a fucking life you horrible freak
>>204572937learning some georgian music on piano
>>204572922I will never ever kill myself
Is that mousey?
>>204572942trust me its a trans woman and you just said you wanted to fuck one
>the raygun dance has been added into the new call of duty as an emote what a bizarre and dystopian world we live in
>>204572976which part? vid?
>>204572968she's not trans
Entire thread stinks of his shit. Cant see any reason why you would even post at this time if its just him talking to himself + some retarded yank + proxy retard all night
roaring at the fact that the wikipedia page for 'woman' is extended-protected while the page for 'man' is only semi-protected
mousey come home
>>204572998i'm here cos i've been on the piss and have stuff on me mind. only made 4 posts tho
Wonder if he will become self aware enough on Christmas to take a day off and stop being so uttterly pathetic and sad
>>204573011i don;'t get it
thinking of buying gta v
Why did spainnonce get his trip banned again?
>>204573033one of the all time great games
>>204573040Dont ask dont ask he will go mad
>>204573040He started posting CP when he lost an argument to DTFIC
Looks like belgium will be coming out early now if my tantrumometer is working correctly.
>>204573033Red Dead Redemption 2 is better
>>204573030wikipedia has been compromised by the tranny agenda
>>204573069Crazy how there are only 5 years between those games
>>204573071surely trans men exist though
>>204573069apples and oranges
>>204573080sure but mtf trannies are far more common since the majority aren't really proper trannies and are just deranged autogynephilic perverts
>>204573082Everyone knows RDR is just GTA in a western setting
if you think about it why should we care about trans rights when we dont even have trains rights? i demand free rights to ride on trains nationwide
wait she has tattoos! eww
pack every single tranny into a catapult and fling them into the sun
this is my life today
>>204573120counter point: that image is imaginary
https://youtu.be/mphHFk5IXsQ
>>204573096your point being? the western setting makes it a vastly different game even if the structure and mechanics are similar
did you know now netflix shows are specifically designed to be 'second screen content' so they are very easy to follow while using a phone or laptop as a primary screen?
>>204573129it's not even imaginary, little if any imagination went into its creationit's artificial, fake, hollow
>>204573143stupid sexy clown
>>204573129all images are imaginary
let's all lez out together lol
>>204573083bet thrusting my knob in and out of her repeatedly without feel nice
>>204573139my original point was that rdr2 is a better game than gta v
watching the HL2 documentary and eating marmite toast
Had a job interview yesterday Thought about 60% very wellThe rest varying degrees of mediocre
>>204573011shame your parents had sex unprotected
So we all caught the boxing masterclass from Jake Paul last night yeah?
>>204573188doing the exact and i mean exact same thing but vegemite instead
i would agree that RDR2 is better than GTAV but i will say that i enjoyed GTAV a lot more when i first played itsimply could not get into RDR2 when i first tried it
>>204573182and my point is that it's like comparing apples and oranges
>>204573195good luck
>>204573182RDR was missing the Tangerine Dream scorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcfPedfJNDQ
never played that boring ass slop for more than 15 minutes
>>204573202>last nightit was like 2 hours ago
>>204573213both fruits aren't they
RDR was soulless Gun was literally better
>>204573213apples and oranges are both fruit gta v and rdr 2 are both open-world video games developed by rockstar games, made five years apart
rdr2 is boring. every other mission is driving a carriage very slowly or following someone at snail pace on a horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKvsXA94Zk
>>204573228There can be many criticisms of rdr2 but I don't think soulless is one of them
>without feel nicewho's letting these ESL abos in my /brit/?
>>204573223yeah but it's like if i said forza horizon is better than sniper elite, they're in different categories and your preference is going to heavily depend on which category you prefer rather than a side-by-side qualitative comparison
>>204573252yank posters should be seen and not heard frankly
>>204573250just a generic reskin of a generic man walking gamein Gun you actually felt like you were in the wild West somehow, had a lot more personality
baby gronk vs the rizzler
>>204573276well i like rdr2 and my taste is impeccable
rorke mi boy you be eatin ya mudda out of 'ouse and 'ome when ya gunna move out
>>204573287*starts coofing* yea, good game
watching woman of the hour and anna kendrick is pretty
>>204573276I watched a Kevduit playthrough of Gun and it was literally just arcadey "shoot X number of wolves" or "defend the saloon" type gameplay over and over
>>204573314little mouse fella
>>204573314I respectfully disagree
any of you suffer from temporary hearing loss
>>204573307arthur i told you not to go to that chinese restaurant in saint denis
>>204573327what?
watching random shit on youtube
>>204573334i asked if you were deaf
we all know gta VI is going to be trash, right
>>204573328mucho texto
>>204573339same, currently watching a middle aged woman take her clothes off while giving a speech about brexit in front of hundreds of people
>>204573331but Dutch, them Chinese fellers are just trying to make a living, they're no different to us. You need to see past their yeller skin and questionable hygiene practices, else we'll never progress as a society *spits out chewing tobacco*
>>204573331*keeps coofing*but dutch...
>>204573357The second they confirmed there really is a playable female character in GTA I knew the series was dead
throwing eggs at my nan with dementia lol
feeling a bit inadequate, his response was so much more eloquant
>>204573379oh yeah
>>204573423there, there, the wojak is cool
>>204573424I've never understood this. Who gives a fuck if your character isn't an exact match to you, it's a character not your 3D avatar
the last night I had sex (and will ever have sex) was the 27th October 2024
>>204572986>>204573083>>204573143Would take all of them to a Rammstein concert and shag them absolutely rotten.
imagine how quickly ww2 would have ended if the british did the haka before every battle
>>204573434it's not enough
Good grief, I'm glad I didn't waste my time watching the Tyson fight.
pissing in an arse
>>204573451what makes you so sure it will be the last, did your willer fall off
>>204573442Second Life community wants a word with you
Got an arse up my arse
remember that deranged girl with the shaved head who did that video about "die cis scum"she eventually cut the bullshit and became normal and now has a husband and kids
>>204573424I would hate to play as a character that looks like me.
50 CCs of intravenous yaoi straight into the oul dorsal cock vein
>>204573461why are you so fixated on this? yes it's cringey and embarrassing for new zealand but you don't have to bring it up constantly
might replay return to castle wolfenstein
Is it normal to have a visible bulge with pants on?t. micropenis lad
Just done the kind of poo where you have to go lie down for a bit afterwards
im not a perfect person
>>204573493yeah I was wondering how she was doing
>>204573535yeah i cant wear loose pants in public because my wenor bulge makes me self conscious
>>204573561me neither
bloody 30+ digeridegrees today lads i'm sweatin like a whore in church
Stuffing some socks down my undies so people dont know i have a micropenis
rorke looking rough
>>204573589fooking hell 30 degrees in winter your summers must be hellish
>>204573583what's a good French chat-up line? I want to impress the half Suisse girl at toil
>>204573593Wish i could grow a beard to hide my microchin
>>204573602yes lad gets twice as hot in summer
>>204573589enjoying the heat ngl
got a microarse me
>>204573593it was over for him before it really began, poor cunt
nobody's perfectI gotta work it
Doing the haka before I poo
>>204573603you think i'd be here if i knew any?
grabbing a massive handful of my arse crack hair and ripping it all out in one swift motion like i'm trying to start a lawnmower
might try and convince mumstein to order chinky tonight
just seen titchmarsh
>>204573650touché
would be funny if alan titschmarsh was packing a huge girthy BBC
afbtt ulaaa datcc igcek oshty
rorke won't like this
>>204573656:)
mad how china has a whole bunch of chinese citizens who look almost like white people in their western provinces
>>204573247I find grand theft auto to be a little more high-octane
>>204573682engagement bait
>>204573682>tattooswell obviously she makes stupid decisions without thinking about them, wouldn't give her the time of day
egg and mushroom pie for tea
red dead redemption but it's set in the australian outback in the 19th century
>>204573708those people are muslim too
>>204573617a pure delight
Leftypol getting really mad at thots online pretending to be trannies
>>204573641i assume it's an epic edit and he is actually 32, still rough for 32 but much better than 23
>>204573682what's even the point of doing that? if you want to be a slut and ride the cock carousel without risking pregnancy then just take birth control instead of making a huge life decision that you might come to regret
why do nintendo refuse to put their face buttons in the right order?
Saturday morning is the most fun time to drink by far
>>204573725a quiche?
eating 4 poached eggs on toast
Last time i played RDR2 was 2 years ago and i still think about it for some reason dont know whyJust got bored because my brain is fucked
he approaches
>>204573757you're always buying stuff
>>204573749no a pie
>>204573749not even close
40 year old japanese man
>>204573725baffling combination
>>204573761and you're always mouthing offI ought to sock you in the jaw
>>204573754mental how badly that game mindbroke you
>>204573726yes, YES
>>204573781let's talk it out first
>>204573228>Gun was literally betteI agree
>>204573735can't see any evidence it's edited, it's also not that hard to believe because i've seen plenty of lads who already look middle aged in their early-mid 20s
>>204573754I hated it, it was so insanely slow due to how over animated it was. Then just loads of boring cutscenes. Just. Fuck. Off.
got to wait two weeks to hear back from a job interview because the forms have got to get sent to HR
Despise mushrooms. It’s like tofu trying to pretend it’s meat
the rig
might pop to greggs, been a while
>>204573809I dont get this meme t b hSomeone explain it to me
>>204573813fungus is just weird in general, reckon life should be limited to just animals and plants and prokaryotes and that's it
*walks up to you and looks you in the eyes*don't own any crypto me
>>204573813love shrooms methe old old man used to make omelettes
all games should have cheat codes
>>204573835so hes a guy and he kind of looks like a baby or somehting and it says were going to kill you
all women should have cheat codes
>>204573836theres a theory that fungi aren't even native to earth and that they came from an asteroid
all schizos should have nuclear codes
>>204573841err could you back off a bit bud you're in my personal space a little
>>204573858same could be said of all life on earth
Rorke, you can’t even boil an egg
>>204573603I would not wine if you wanted my baguette. Honhonhon
>>204573871Pretty sure I didn't land here on an asteroid
>>204573851So what makes it funny
why the fuck is every girl on hinge so fit compared to other apps
>Pretty sure I didn't land here on an asteroid
>>204573903>>204573903
>>204573891I'll give that one a whirl on Monday cheers
>>204573823Imagine if these autistic bastards put as much effort into solving problems in the real world (and no I don't mean day trading or crypto)
