yo xbox edition
https://youtu.be/pEoZbXB78NI10 years ago
>>204573903you were just sat there waiting to be 310th so you could link this thread weren't you? i don't appreciate when news come about inorganically like that, sneaky fuck
>reckon life should be limited to just animals and plants and prokaryotes and that's it
>>204573934Sorry, he beat me by a second
>>204573934cry about it
>>204573908did they really expect people to talk to their consoles out loud? even the most shameless cunts on earth would probably have a hard time doing that without feeling like a dick
was thinking about going out but then realised that would be shit so I'll just sit here all day instead
Fungi will inherit the earthLike the last of us part 2
sick of that little scotch hippo trying to steal moodengs thunder
xbox filter yank posts
>>204573908>I've been... busy
My glow up
i think i finna be going to m&s later and buying some sweeties and crisps and mince pies and stuffing my gob with all of it mmmm YUMMY
>For five minutes I listened and recorded as he masturbated, calling out my first name, using vulgar language to say “suck my [penis]” and making other obscene and lewd comments about my genitalia. I wondered when he would have had enough and when I would have enough evidence. Corrrr would shag her rotten desu
>>204573903why the FUCK don't xbox controllers have gyro? Gyro aim could be standard for controllers but gay seXbox controllers refuse to add gypo which everyone else did in 2006
I can hear the cat in heat outside. Might sort it out…
>>204573997could you get me a tub of double chocolate rolls and one of those pots of mozzarella and tomatoes please boss
Literally never heard of "gayro" until nowfuck up nerd
george droyd negrotech ai visionary
wassup lads
really like the episode of seinfeld where kramer has a red light shining into his house its got a certain absurd vibe
>>204574015not made of money
remember when breaking bad did product placement for the game "rage" but the gameplay shown looked nothing like the real life game? also i don't think it had come out yet when the episode aired
>>204574004somehow it would have been even more creepy if he called out her last name
>>204574028that's the worst episode
preparing a mushroom quiche
>>204573996odd looking bloke
>>204574042and yet you shop in m&s
>>204574004this means she often gets shagged to get a story
>>204574043also they were using light guns instead of controllers
>>204574015So pifffffff
>>204574047noooooooooooooooooooooo
i'm drinking a pint and eating a bag of crips in the morning, what's wrong with me
>>204574070ooo naughty boy!
>>204574006cos microsoft couldn't give a shite about black ppl with bad aim
>>204574070fat and gay
government needs to step in and ban these
>>204574052nope dont like this at all
Sneed oils, chemtrails and microplastics
>>204574083this lad needs a new hat
>>204574084considering xbox only sells in the uk and usa they should really care about black peopple because that is their audience ahah
oi britoids!
>>204574092going to be eating those later
enjoy breath of the wild but dislike the distinct lack of dungeons. if it had them it would unironically be a 10/10, not sure why they decided to forego them completely
>>204574047yeah? well, YOU'RE the JERK episode!
>>204574125don't have too many!
>>204574119>yank "free market">already lousy with tariffs and trade boundaries even before Trump goes America Megafirst
The Crusades was a conflict between a secular, scientific, rationalistic, religiously tolerant, academic civilisation being invaded by a fanatically fundamentalist Abrahamic war cult trying to bring about a theocracy in the desert
I'm da jokah baby!
Feeling ruthlessly NKVDpilled this morning
>>204574119ah yes finally we can import precious in demand American goods like uh.... burgers
>>204574026hey man
>>204574127 because dungeons in old games would give you a new item which gave you new abilities which allowed you to do new things to open new areas. botw's thing is being totally open so you have all the same abilities at the start and the end of the gametwilight princess is my favoyrite zlda because of its dungeons desu
a fu bld taai tatgo accs ceh kt y
1D? More like 0.8D now
>>204574057I got a story to run with Lucy, I can ump from the bushes, she can let what's gonna happen happen. Do the rape test and string the law along to get some no-charge ape case. I make sweet love to a piff hag, then she can go to the media about women rights, it's perfect. Win win
>>204574070clearly what's wrong with you is that you want a pint and a bag of crisps, a problem which you seem to be addressing quite handily
>>204574160nose too big
>>204574160No, you're peng
wow mamacita
abysmal gym session today not too sure whyjust couldn't fucking lift anything
>>204574207she's out of proportion and has a nose like an easter island effigy
englishman Barnet Burns was the first European to live among the Maori and get a face tattoowhen he returned to Europe he falsely claimed he was the King of New Zealand
>>204574221holy mother of based
>>204574221mad lad
Britain as a stubborn holdout of Woke ideology while the rest of the West moves on from it, like North Korea clinging to totalitarian Stalinism while the other communist states modernise
THE VICE CHAIR’S HERE. I TAKE CHARGE
aotearoarugged individualglisten like a pearlat the bottom of the world
>>204574119
>>204574228>>204574235Rorke will post this and then lose his shit when he sees Te Pāti Māori doing a haka
tea pattie WHAT NOW
>>204573698>>204573698>>204573698
susprised they let a white woman go and not some disabled black troon or something
>>204574271You have much to learn young pozzie
>>204574243It's quarter to nine on a Saturday morning m8, give it a rest.
>>204574221why don't those wacky new zealand politicians have these face tattoos if they love tradition so much
>Te Pāti Māori
>>204574305these types dont understand the level of resources it takes to put a single mf in space do they
Simply refuse to believe that's actually a tranny in the OF ad
>>204574327Irish kiwi diaspora innit
>>204574349>watching porn>watching adsbad lad
might get face tattoo and surprise everyone at job interview
simply refuse to let my life be affected in any way by a tranny in a porn ad
>>204574336>these types>actual fucking astronauts with a background in space telescope imaging
>>204574349the realest women choose to be women rorke
im wanking myself off to the tranny ad personally
feeling angry about woke again
Kanye West gotta have his Kanye Rest so he can be his Kanye Best before he goes on his Kanye Quest
bo jackhorseman was good desu
>>204574398straight fire bars yo
Kanye and his chef, Scranye
anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave
we call him bnuuy
doing a watchget this lad to an izakaya pronto
>>204574421Not a fan of the colour
>>204574431He seems nice
>>204574432Ktim
>>204574432meanwhile yank 50 year old
>>204574429Has this poof sucked a black cock yet or not? That's the only thing that would make him remotely wankable for me
pissing down all weekend
whats the name of those 2 old english guys who rap, do they still make music
>>204574472rizzle kicks
she’s only be gone a month but im already really starting to panic I just see no way for me to meet a new girl Had to delete hinge because every girl was on there was really fit and they’d probably be laughing at how hideous I am
>>204574466s(he) just broke up with her transbian gf so it's probably in the works
>>204574432japan needs to send these burnouts to the countryside to boost its population and relieve some pressure from their society
>>204574466yeah he got shagged by ksi
>>204574441Rabbits are shit pets
>>204574478in the video he explains he actually has a wife and children
god blur are great
>>204574472Pete and bas
Kind of weird how all of KSI's gfs were whiteSame for his brother
>>204574472pete and bas? didn't they get exposed as being related to some other rappers that write all their lyrics
>>204574472pj and duncan
The most important thing for you to know is that you are incredibly fucking ugly.You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and Doritos. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and a piece of dog-shit that fucked a thumb. You have never held any job at all in your worthless life. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. If you're a skank reading this, your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die, and there will be sunshine, rainbows, and an ultimate end to global suffering once you've left this universe.
>>204574476seems like you have a healthy mindset I wouldn't stress too much
>>204574480Dunno, most rabbits I've met have been nice
>>204574501his brother is white?
>>204574509i needed this
>>204574506No
>>204574506Don't think it was ever confirmed but they do sound almost identical to nine and dex
>>204574509i am offended by this
I am a ridiculous person. Now they call me a madman. That would be a promotion if it were not that I remain as ridiculous in their eyes as before. But now I do not resent it, they are all dear to me now, even when they laugh at me—and, indeed, it is just then that they are particularly dear to me. I could join in their laughter—not exactly at myself, but through affection for them, if I did not feel so sad as I look at them. Sad because they do not know the truth and I do know it. Oh, how hard it is to be the only one who knows the truth! But they won't understand that. No, they won't understand it.
meant to be seeing xiu xiu at heaven on tuesday but just saw its been closed on the newshavent heard owtpaid 25 quid for that ticket as well
must suck shit getting divorced at like 50what do you even do at that point
>>204574557xiu xiu? that the new chink 'f?
obamna amnesty obama amnesty
>>204574557always thought xiu xiu was shit personally but bad luck mate
>>204574564Finally enjoy oneself I'd imagine
>>204574547never say this to your gf
Some of you lads really need to take up a sport
>>204574604no ping pong or fencing clubs near me so i cant
>>204574530https://youtu.be/OLW5rQe4ziAdoes sound kind of similar tbf
>>204574564Get blackified
>>204574604Is wanking a sport
>>204574571Gay paedo bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5mTwq-zcCs
8pm on a Saturday night and I'm homeoh what is a boy to do
>>204574645blog on snorelord
>>204574636>When they ask you who owns the Falklands
>>204574645tossed and scrambled eggs
reading a wikihow tutorial on how to jack off
>>204574604I do taekwondo and I'm a woman btw.
anyone else order breakfast the night beforeso for example i ordered egg fried rice last night to eat now for breakfast
feet fucking stink
>>204574678you should be banned from fighting real women
the bloke who played bill in kill bill died in a thai hotel room by accidentally suffocating himself doing auto-erotic asphyxiation
^insane deranged freak
>>204574622What the fuckThey look like their sons as well
>>204574645its 9 am you mong
what was that xiu xiu video with all the candy and the balloons in the hotel room? I like that one
>>204574680Myself I'm a fan of congealed doner kebab roll
bit of a pokemon and a degenerate wank for me
>>204574645Wank to blacked
funny jap this ladseems like he should cheat on his wife
>>204574712what will you be wanking to
Watching Taskmaster Junior.Cor.
>>204574680had the remnants of my thursday night pasta bake for breakfast on friday
t ta bac fack altey uact dgh is o
>>204574617Hmm how about mixed judo
only got 3 opioid pills left and my dole doesn't come in until wednesday, might be in for a bit of a bumpy ride lads
>>204574723some utterly filthy smut for surenot sure what yetprobably something a bit incesty
>>204574700yh apparently dex is related to bas
oh yeah it was this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH9PKIZEoqU
>>204574754is a pecker involved?
>>204574742quite enjoy some incest
Landlord has implemented a £1 per half hour charge on the shared washing machine, so I'm now simply refusing to change my clothes. Been wearing the same boxers, socks, and t-shirt for 6 days now. Remarkably, it doesn't smell bad yet at all. If you don't sweat, you don't smell.
just watched a video of a pitbull covered in porcupine spines with the owner begging for money for the vet billsof course no attention paid to the porcupine that the pitbull mauled to death
>>204574769Oh how interes... JESUS CHRIST, THAT REEKS
>>204574769guarantee you fucking stink
>>204574769the grim life of a rentoid
would love to be passionate and obsessed with something for once in my life
aussie stink discord
>>204574763just fantasy initnot real incest just the idea of it
>>204574778I love porcupines.
wonder what austalians smelll ike
>>204574769>Landlord has implemented a £1 per half hour charge on the shared washing machineget them strung up
Fresh start lads. The pain of yesterday is there but it’s fading.
>>204574769>If you don't sweat, you don't smell.Why don't you sweat? Some sort of medical condition?
>>204574778think this happened in homeward bound
>>204574830Currently stink of Aldi toilet cleaner meself
never once cleaned my bathroom I just pay cleaners to do it for me
>>204574830Vegemite and thunder
>>204574822yeah miss me with that step-bro bull shit though
>>204574819have you tried evil?
I fucked up haha
>>204574881yeah agreedshagging your step sister is about as taboo as shagging your neighbour i.e. not at all
>>204574819Just have to try loads of things until you find it
>>204574875ktim
quite fascinating reading what african americans tweet aboutits like a whole other world
Pretty sure I've actually heard stepsiblings having sexMiddle aged neighbours had a blended family
>>204574914it's kind of true that thirdies don't really believe in architecture their countries are all ugly as fuck
>>204574840My flat is also very cold (as if I can afford to turn the heating on in this economy) and I spend most of every day sat at a desk with my laptop, so I'm not really active enough to sweat.Do exercise regularly, but change into other gear for that, then back into the same boxes/socks/t-shirt combo after I've showered. At the very least, this will mean I can go about 8-10 weeks before I accrue enough dirty clothes to justify a wash
sat in the same barbers ive been going to for 25 waiting to get the same vf haircut ive had all my life
>>204574951oh heem sleepy!
>>204574965Why
>>204574942>so I'm not really active enough to sweat.Are you a man? If so you definitely sweat enough to make your clothes stink
hello I'm looking for the stinky incel general
>>204574951left has a nice bum
>>204574942low test freak
>>204574951why do we still not have sound for webms in blue boards? god gave us the ability to hear so why can't i use said ability when i browse this shithole? isn't that a human right?
Interestingly enough it was an Australian who introduced the concept of "petrichor"So we do indeed smell the thunder
>>204574931what country values architecture anymore everything is hideous
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731719838687490.webm
>>204574740don't suppose you have any gabapentin on hand? that helpsalso loperamide should stop the vomiting and diarrhea (you should be able to get that otc)
mad how julian assange married one of his lawyers and got her up the duff twice while he was in the ecuadorian embassy
>>204574995should be able to upload any file type
>>204574995*gives you your wish but all the WEBMs play is "THE BOSS IS A CUNT" on a loop and in Portuguese*
>this the mfkin statement to that i say, yes quite
>>204575021mad how the cia got a couple women to accuse him of doing an assault and the entire left instantly turned on him
>>204575021mad how the trouble started when he flung his muck up some swedish bint
>>204575035god i need a ghetto AA gf so bad
>>204574998too right mate
>>204575019was hoping to get my hands on some lyrica but the bloke i usually get it from has gone radio silent
Lying in bed stretching out my hips
>>204575041it was more that wikileaks just became a way for russians to anonymously publicise emails and cables and such they hacked
>>204575059sorry about thathope everything turns out ok
diego literally went out to a 3am gay club this morninghe's still there until like 11am what is wrong with the guy
>>204575017um
diegos been sucking off knobs in teh public bogs around soho all nightmust have a sore jaw
its saturdat
ever since i was a jit knew i was the shit
Totally messed upNo self respect
Toil tomorrow for me
the whatever podcast is mental AIDS, i hope everyone involved in its production dies painfully
brushing my teeth with talcum powder
One of the wagies at my local Tescos died in Tenerife and the other wagies made a little shrine thing in the shop using the Tesco candles. They wrote a little sign about how she worked there for 20 years and was a nice person etc etcI was in there again earlier today and who I'm guessing was the manager wagie had put another sign up next to it, saying how much she 'loved Tesco F&F candles this time of year', with one of those yellow clubcard price reduction signs under itImagine working someone for 20 years and your manager uses your death to sell £2 candles
Can't be arsed getting up, wish I had one of those automatic morning machines that inventors have in movies, the ones that wipe your toast and butter your arse
when I went to scotland I was agressively propositioned by a scottish woman not 30 minutes after I arrivedI'm not joking
AHAHA HE SAID SATURDAT INSTEAD OF SATURDAY WHAT AN UTTER FUCKING BRAINDEAD MONG WHO CAN'T TYPE LMAO
>>204575228reminds me when I went on holiday to scotland couple of years agoin edinburgh we encountered a begger saying he didn't have any money for food in broken english and asking us for money, i said hed have to dance for it and he actually did too lolwe put on spice girls and made him dance for like 10 minutes before we gave him the equivalent of like £2 loooool
just checked by bitcoin
>>204575199Oh right yeah very funny spaino, one of your best yarns
*worms my way into the thread*what's on the agenda today then lads?might hoover the car, me
>>204575250>gave him the equivalent of like £2 looooolOh right, how much was that in Scottish currency then
https://youtu.be/oXEE0JHnfso?t=139
they're not just chemicals mum an dad they're real human beings with real feelings just like you an me
>>204574995because it would be really fucking stupid
just put the fries in the bag bro
>>204575190for me its talk tuah
want to wank but motherberg is meandreing about the house pretending to clean and no i shant be closing my door thats troglodyte behaviour
bird im seeing fills the kettle up to full every time she uses it, even if its just for one cupthen complains all the time about the electric billdont know how you can be this thick
when I went to scotland I was agressively raped by a bright orange sentient dildo named "orgiastic chicken wings"I'm not joking
any demonic ruckus men in?
>>204575313Wank in the shower
>>204575313just shag her instead
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5eMGcHvOeZ0
olcevidu vihibj gadr vefu udubxov
>>204575313just kill yourself, problem solved
gagging for some VAPE but its EMPTY
>>204575357FOY
>>204575343I showered on Monday I dont have cause to use it again
>>204575250that reminds me of the time i went on holiday to turkey couple of years ago with some of my matesin istanbul we encountered a begger saying he didn't have any money for food in broken english and asking us for money, i said hed have to dance for it and he actually did too lolwe put on spice girls and made him dance for like 10 minutes before we gave him the equivalent of like £2 looool
>>204575351you already made this post
>>204575363I've got a cigarette do you want it? it's been laced with peppermint oil
might do myself in
shaking my whiteboy nigger ass
vertical bar
>>204575392ive got my own FAGS but i have to go OUTSIDE
>>204575395you'll be alri, la
>>204575418thansk
just wanked to a buck angel videoit's not gay because buck angel is biologically female
nanberg wants some shopping doingmight tell her to fuck off
>>204575374no I haven'tsearch the archive for that text you won't find itsearch for the image it has never been posted before
>>204575448can you explain the reasoning behind these posts of yours
>>204575440do the shopping you little shit
>>204575448search your mouth for my dick nigga, it's there
>>204575440hope she cuts you out of her will
>>204573903shit thread
>>204575468>>204575480funnily enough I already said I'd go, but only so she didn't cut me out of the willshe tutted but I think she was laughing on the inside
>>204574506>>204574535>>204574622Of course its confirmed, Dex is the one that does Bas' voice, it's not really a secret. They also do most of the beats to P&B's songsBasil is a solicitor who does acting part time IRL.
>>204575494don't care, do what nana says
i'm a heavy cummer. i can cum through anything
>Lilahlovesyou Butthole Reveal Onlyfans Video Leakednext download sorted
lost my mojo
Where Noyon's tow'rs rise o'er the plain.And Oise flows onward to the Seine,Two banner'd hosts in ranks advance:Here, Lewis leads the powers of France;Henry of England, there, commandsHis English and his Norman bandsSee his arm the foremost crush.The island spearmen onward rash;While the bold chivalry of FranceRecoils before the Norman lance;And mattered oaths reveal their shame,As they curse the conqueror's name.So distant ages long shall tellOf gallant Henry, first to quellOn his own soil the Frenchman's pride,Where Noyon's field with blood was dyed;And conq'ring England's mighty sonThe spoils and laurell'd trophies won.
i require absolute silence when trying to shit
mother fuckthe fear is BACK
>>204575542love you for this deegz
>>204575514This reminds me of a story I read a few years ago on askreddit and I can't find a link.It was a British guy who was doing the same thing and was told to go into a room to give a sample.So he goes in and because he knows there's adjoining rooms on the corridor he thinks "hey, I'll put my earphones in and they won't hear the porn playing on my phone".So he sets up his phone on the table and faces away from the door and he's banging away on the old gameboy joystick for 20 minutes or so.He finishes up and goes back outside and goes back up to the desk to return his sample and the receptionist has the reddest face he's ever seen.Apparently, that particular corridor were a few rooms in a row and one of them was a waiting rooms for private consultations with doctors, not the masturbatorium.He had gone into the wrong room, and at least 2 occasions a doctor had walked in with a patient to discuss an issue, seen a man with his back to the door knocking one out, and walked back out and closed the door.He went back to give another sample a few months later and the other door had a large sign on it saying "CONSULTATION ROOM ONLY".
saturday kitchen ruined because josh fucking widdicombe is on it. sick of seeing that cunt's face on the telly. going to watch james martin instead
>>204574321They can do, this woman was NZ's foreign minister
>>204575461no explanation or reasoning is possible nor is it required in this circumstance
Anyone experienced harassment from secondary school age kids before?There is a long back street running behind our house, we are at the top of the road and next to a bus stop on a school route.Recently a group of boys have taken to standing on the wall of our garden after getting off the bus and kicking / banging on the back door.I was happy to ignore at first as they will get bored eventually and give up, but yesterday it reached the point of seeming like they were actually trying to break the door down, this happened whilst my 2 year old daughter was in the kitchen with my whilst I made her food and absolutely terrified her to the point of being inconsolable for 30 mins.I’ve suggested that my partner record the bus and children getting off, and see if we can identify the ones doing it / catch them on film, then pass this to the school/ police to deal with before they actually damage the back door that opens onto a reasonably busy public road, perfect for someone to enter the house by.Has anyone dealt with this before? I’m a bit anxious that the school and police will be disinterested and we will get no where, and that physically confronting them will result it it getting worse.TLDR - has anyone dealt with harrasment / shitty school age children, what did you do about it and did it work?Thanks for reading my long ass post.
>>204575561sorry, I'm something of an old fart and this means nothing to me xx
>>204575566ok
got called a pedo by some chavs driving past in a car
>>204575582the maori Nicola Sturgeon
>>204575588just ignore them white shirt
that is to sayin this circumstanceno reasoning is requiredand no explanation is possible
>>204575602they've done you
>>204575588mad ho beta redditors are
>>204575582Looks like the landlady at a flat roofed pub in wolverhampton
>>204574392YeahShe's saying those things as if it doesnt cost on the low end 20 million usd to send a single fucking person to space
>>204575588leave the door open for them and if they enter your house jump at them with a knife but do not make contactunless they don't run away in which case slit the tendons in their leg and make them crawl on the ground
got dainty wrists mereckon if i was a few years young i would have got groomed by those troon freaks
is it me? or does almost everywhere have a "grad scheme" nowadays, just like when they loosened the apprenticeship restrictions and we got "shelf stacking apprentice for tesco at £2.50/hour", i bet we're gonna have a "shelf stacking grad scheme" in about 5 years time3 rounds of interviews and an assessment centre to stack shelves in tesco, you might laugh but watch it become reality
NEED TO DO MY FUCKING TAX SELF ASSESSMENT
scared a girl filming a tiktok or something on my incel walk
>>204575640>shelf stacking grad scheme"they already do this at aldior so ive heard
>>204575662Think that's a management thing tbf, was the talk of my uni when I was there because you started on 40k and got a company car or something like that
New>>204575674>>204575674>>204575674
I've finally got a job after 8 years search.Reverse-financed part-time 6 month apprenticeship at Tesco. After 12 months I will have a formal review to see if they then take me on for an apprenticeship for another 6 months.After that I get one last formal review to see if they will take me on for a part-time role.How is your morning going lads?
>>204575702>>204575702
>>204573903test
