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Stirner edition
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doesnt affect me anyway, im fucking loaded
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What's your lowest wank ever? I once wanked over boogie2988
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc
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>>204575688
Kek
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>>204575728
would prefer not to say
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>>204575728
I once wanked at the bottom of the Mariana Trench
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My last couple goon sesh have left me buzzed for hours after, spaffed twice tonight and can still feel the tingle. Could prob go for a third if I want
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doing one of those horrific sludgy poos where it's like two tons of loose soil falling out the back of a dump truck
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that paul-tyson boxing match earlier was pathetic, it was like neither of them were even trying
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>>204575762
Keep it to yourself
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https://vocaroo.com/1iZgm4uz5JAC
made a song
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>>204575768
do you know where you are lad
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>>204575762
that time of year lad
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pay close attention
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I have lost count of how many times I had to watch a Yazidi child given to foreign ISIS fighters as a "bride", and how many times I had to watch the aftermath...

The worst thing I witnessed was what I call "Hiluxing". The victim, generally someone deemed a traitor or apostate, would be wrapped in chains that were attached to the back of a pickup. Almost always a white Toyota Hilux, hence the name. They're then commanded to run behind the truck as it picks up speed. Eventually the victim can't keep up, and is dragged. As the truck picks up speed, the victim starts to skip on the road, bouncing and eventually losing pieces. They'll drive around for a good five or ten minutes to give everyone a show, and when they stop all that's left is a bloody, barely recognizable torso. Then they usually posed for pictures with it

I don't think a day went by in that job where I didn't have to watch someone die.
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why does Gaben look like an anime character now
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>>204575740
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fsPeSWO6BE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fsPeSWO6BE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fsPeSWO6BE
just back from the club lads haha got a proper stiffy from this vid
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>>204575800
fake story, your buddies died for nothing
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Glinner is 100% repressing something. No one ruins their life over something so trivial without a person reason being at play.
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>>204575814
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Ghangis khan was notorious for mass slaughter, sex slaves, genocide, and torture. His burning of fields and destruction of irrigation systems specifically to cause mass starvation is easily classified as an atrocity, as are his mass killings. The other killings on this list are more methodical, even cambodia. Ghengis Khan reportedly took delight in finding more and more gruesome ways to torture/execute people.
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In 10-20 years, the quality of life in most southeast Asian cities will be much better than that in the UK. Certain areas of Bangkok already feel way more modern, cleaner, and safer than anywhere in London
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https://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/

Look at #88.
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Enrolling on Lidl's Self Sucking training programme
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For those out of the loop, the Rwandan Genocide began on April 7, 1994 and lasted around 100 days. Tensions between ethnic groups (Hutu, Tutsi, and Twa), which had been boiling since the days of Belgian* colonialism and led to several previous conflicts, finally boiled over when a Hutu leader was killed. Hutu extremists, who had been whipped up with ultranationalist and racist propaganda and had been preparing this for some time, began rounding up their Tutsi neighbors, coworkers, and even friends and killing them.

There were no concentration camps. There were no mock trials. There was no war to hide these atrocities. People were simply taken from their homes, jobs, or cars and hacked to death with machetes. The Twa, primarily rural farmers, had their homes and farms burned to the ground. Tutsi women and girls (as well as Hutu women who married Tutsi men) were gang raped by organized "rape squads," almost all of whom were HIV positive. When the Hutu militias were stopped, almost 600,000 people were murdered. Another 2 million people were displaced and life expectancy plummeted. In the aftermath, Rwanda's government implemented strict laws regarding the broadcasting of certain language, as much of the genocidal ideology had been spread through Hutu supremacist radio stations, and many of these laws are still in place today.
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What is it that actually leads someone down the dark road to complete Trans Derangement Syndrome?

Like, Glinner is obviously a massive repper, but what set it off? I don't buy that it was just that episode of the IT Crowd
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>>204575859
the singular bradley poster on a mad one
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>>204575859
for me it's https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/well%20said/filename/file.png/country/gb/
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whole world shifted for a sec and i almost passed out
what happened
think im about to die
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>Tutsi women and girls (as well as Hutu women who married Tutsi men) were gang raped by organized "rape squads," almost all of whom were HIV positive
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>>204575895
hes as mentally ill as the troons he has such hatred for
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>As someone who visited Cambodia, seeing the Killing Fields firsthand changed me. There's this tree they used to kill babies by swinging them against it. I still can't process how humans could do that to their own people.
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>>204575901
bizarre but also well said
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SCREAMING
https://x.com/Glinner/status/1849087185728819315
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>My mum is a Vietnamese boat person. The way she just kinda offhandedly mentions shit like being accosted by pirates, sexual assault etc...she's also a super negative and bleak person too.

>My dad (who's white) told me a story about when they were first dating, and he took her on a hike in the hills. A crop plane flew overhead and she had a massive PTSD meltdown, thinking she was being bombed/agent orange'd again.

>I can't have a real conversation with her about what happened to her because she just shuts it down, but I can't really blame her for not wanting to relive that stuff.
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took three FULL flushes to get that poo down the bog deary me
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>>204575935
why can't this mongy website embed twitter links properly
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>>204575956
dogshit website
both
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might start self-identifying as a vietnamese boat person
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>>204575945
mmmm a delicious treat
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>>204575935
wtf graham you shouldn't know about that
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so be it
i(ll be the villain
but i am right
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>>204575920
Was there 9 days ago. Wouldn't say it changed me though. Just a tree and a sad story. Not sure what change that's meant to instil in me, other than to reaffirm my commitment not to bash babies' heads against trees until they die
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>>204575945
did it drain clockwise
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>>204575982
*flushes a lit firecracker*
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>>204575728
That's fucking insane, I'm not coming back here for at least a thread or two now
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>>204575979
well said
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napoolean bonerfart
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>>204575920
>There's this tree they used to kill babies by swinging them against it.
Feels like that would take, what, maybe 5 swings? Depends how tall the tree is I suppose
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>>204575728
tranny going ATM back and forth on a dildo
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>>204576015
I think you might be overestimating how resilient babies are to blunt trauma
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Mad how many men ruin their lives by becoming schizo Rorke nutters lmao, middle aged (and onwards) blokes are seriously retarded

>Graham Linehan
>Russell Brand
>Lawrence Fox
>John Cleese
>Eamonn Holmes

Anyone else?
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what do you think 2100 will be like? will it be beyond our comprehension?
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>>204575990
Don't worry mate, no one's expecting you to change, think they've probably given up on you
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don't really like thai curry tbqh. definitely my least liked curry
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a bit ultra dutch ice shy
at full bold thai tango acts the sky yellow
textual talking backwards back alley fact dug his own
(olivia vivian made venus audubon)
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>>204576034
dont know, dont care, i'll be long gone by then - i hope haha!
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what's your typical response when you get done by another poster
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>>204576034
probably won't be much different to now except even more shit
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>>204576029
Oh I was imagining like stringing them up like a tyre swing and then letting their own body weight smack them against the tree
Suppose if you've got them by the ankles you could do it in one after a couple of practice swings
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>>204576073
I close the tab and forget the incident ever happened
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>>204576064
it's only 75 years away lad
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>Oh I was imagining like stringing them up like a tyre swing and then letting their own body weight smack them against the tree
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is there something like google earth where i can look around the whole universe
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>Speaking yesterday on the panel of the Tufton St love-in IEA/TaxPayers Alliance event at the Tory party conference Graham Linehan admits he has just been dropped by his TV agent after calling David Tennant a "groomer".
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>>204576088
same but i will fume about it for at least three days
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>>204576073
guess I'll find out if it ever happens
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>>204576109
Yeah think so, can't remember what it's called now
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>>204576109
space engine
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>>204576073
Log out of the thread, go about my day and come back a few hours later
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>>204576031
Put your trip on
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>>204576109
yeah its called real life you fucking tool
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>>204576121
Mind this cunt rattling like a leaf when holding his relative's sash.
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>>204576031
doesn't seem like an accurate thing to say about john cleese
I don't suppose you know much about him anyway
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>>204576031
Why aren't you using your trip, spaino?
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this is how graham linehan thinks he appears to outside world
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>>204576073
don't know because I've never been done
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I remember once watching a film set in colonial australia where a lad kills a baby by swinging it against a door frame, was quite amusing
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diego is at a gay nightclub right now and has been from 3am wtf
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>>204575674
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Do you think Taylor Swift would still sell out venues if she revealed that she had HIV?
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>>204576187
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>>204576177
Graham Linehan makes me piss myself laughing every time I remember he literally ruined his career and drove away his family over a weird obsession with trannies

It's like he became a /Brit/ poster in his fifties
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>>204576177
THAT IS HOW I IMAGINE HIM TO BE FAIR
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>>204576182
*farts a smelly fart on your head*
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>>204574493
God this woman looks malnourished and addicted, Dutch women have so much better genetics
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>be Graham Linehan
>make a joke about trans people being assaulted on a TV show
>receive slight minor criticisms
>decide at that moment to pivot your life to obsessively focus on hating trans people
>make new post on twitter literally every 5 minutes from waking until sleep, every single day, about how much trans people upset you
>compare them to Nazis
>post your dick on Mumsnet to own the trannies
>go on lesbian dating apps wearing lipstick to own the trannies
>eventually at some point your children disown you, and your wife leaves and divorces you over your mentally ill unhinged obsession with hating trans people
>even most TERFs keep their distance from you thinking you're an unhinged creep
>get blocked from twitter for personal abuse aimed at trans individuals
>cry on TV about how apparently trans people destroyed your life
>swap to making essay length blog posts daily on how trans people are evil
>year later, Musk unbans your twitter account
>instantly back to posting literally every 5 minutes, from waking until sleep, about how evil trans people are again. not uncommon to make over 100 posts about how much you hate trans people per a day, every day.
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fuck it went for something different this time and asked for a skin fade looks fucking sick desu should’ve started getting an actual trendy haircut years ago
look like a shagger now
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>>204576220
tosnylp
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3 packets of indomie for lunch
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I've been assigned to this qt estate agent and any time a flat comes available that meets my requirements she phones me up and we go to look at it together
it's like having a gf but we go on dates in empty flats
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>>204576227
Done him
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remember once i got in an argument and the thread sided with the other poster even though i was right and i literally cried
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>>204576235
No she doesn't
Also she's American
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>>204576236
did not think it was possible to be this based
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>>204576236
Not reading that
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>>204576239
awful just awful
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the magic is gone with the gf
we're no longer lovers passionately entwined
we're just two adults in a relationship
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Sir Keir Starmer
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>>204576236
just having a laugh isn't he. no more unhinged than some of the headcases who post in this shitheap of a thread.
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>>204576310
Good, time to grow up
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Could you handle a tall Dutch gf?
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>>204576239
ktim 6 years ago
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>>204576310
ever her the arse
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>>204576343
Nah she's a munter
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>>204576343
weird little munchkin face reeks of fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>204576310
How long have you been with her
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Imagine being Graham Linehan.
Ruining your life, killing your once successful career, becoming estranged from your wife and kids and unemployable all over an unhealthy obsession with trannies.
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>>204576343
Nary a twitch in my primark boxers
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Still haven't actually met the 21yo German femdom proto-gf (formerly the 20yo German femdom proto-gf and the 19yo German femdom proto-gf) but we've talked every day for about 2 and a half years and I really like her. Never intended to get into a relationship, particularly not in such a weird way as this, but I guess sometimes these things just happen. Think she could be future wife material
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>>204576368
dont know who he is
dont care to find out who he is either
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can't stop fuckin farting
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tried to post a funny image here but it's a webp image and i can't be bothered converting it
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gfberg just suggested a trip to Benidorm cos she read about it as the new York of Spain (????) fuck me
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>>204576343
>Dutch gf
Makes me sick just thinking about it.
"ooh jaa my booyfrender put joor beeg vinkell weener in my glooobelstooten holey".
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>>204576385
Has she been to New York?
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>>204576366
couple years
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>>204576368
Looks like my dad ffs
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watchin friends lads. just realised i can do screenies with netflix while it's in the miniplayer. good stuff. expect this to be my new gimmick for a month lads, where i occasionally include the screenshot of what i'm watching on netflix. only got netflix last/tonight cos of the youtuber fight. was gonna just stream it if i even watched it at all but my pal came home early from being out drinking and had sperged with a girl he knew at school or something and he was proper upset about it. so, i bought a netflix sub so we could watch the fight with no stream lag n stutter bollocks so he could forget about it. fight was awful as expected but had a nice little few hours with tinnies and chat. aaaaaanyway lads, here's my screenshot of friends, as i said.
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>>204576388
no
not to Spain either
was a baffling suggestion
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>>204576388
no shes been southampton but shes never been to scunthorpe
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took a 3 day break from neet life after getting a job as a forklift driver in a tesco warehouse

got sacked today(for losing a piece of paper)

lmao

not even upset about losing that shit job. just pissed off at myself for not calling the guy that fired me a jobsworth old cunt
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>>204576395
same. just a common dad phenotype innit
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What's the New York of Britain (can't say London)
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>>204576423
Manny
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>>204576368
relentless for the love of the game
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>>204576423
huddersfield
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>>204576423
glasgow
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new york isn't even the new york of america
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just found out copernicus was a polack, always assumed he was italian for some reason
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Sir Max Stirner
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>>204576368
he faded into obscurity after the IT Crowd anyway, didnt have much of a career left to ruin
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It's Sunday morning and you're talking about Glinner and shit warehouse jobs. Fuck me
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>>204575800
fuck off gingernonce
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>>204576436
He was German
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honestly what was he supposed to do
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bialetti 4 cup Moka pot arriving today
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>>204576423
York
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>>204576098
i'm 42 mate
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Well obviously York is the New York of the UK
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>>204576436
his name was mikolaj kopernik

also carolus linnaeus was swedish (carl von linne)
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IT Crowd is shite as well
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>old couple in the cafe sitting next to each other but completely ignoring each other reading their respective newspapers
based and lindy
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>>204576471
shag my twink arse
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get them deported
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>>204576423
might as well be asking what's the best episode of red dwarf (can't say backwards)
just is isn't it
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>>204576436
Poland was a big deal in the Late Middle Ages and into the Renaissance, at least as important as England was during the same period.
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>>204576496
im an elderly twink myself
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yeah thats fucking mint mate cheers
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Been in one fight in my life when I was 10. Me, my brother and my cousin were swimming and these lads kept jumping in and splashing everyone and annoying everyone.

On the way home we bumped into them outside of Asda, they called us gaylords and I said "come on then dickhead" and the lad punched me in the face and I was a bit dazed and I pushed him into the road and a car had to swerve to avoid him and the driver shouted "fucking little dickheads" and then I ran away

Swore that day never to get into another fight. My strength nearly killed someone and I don't want that on my conscience. Been a pacifist ever since.
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>>204576368
this would be me if I was famous it is literally impossible for me to stop seething about trannies
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What about that Neil Oliver feller. Was onto a good thing doing that Coast series on the BBC and then went a bit off the rails.
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been playing Signalis and it's utter shit can't believe I fell for /v/ shilling again
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>>204576458
It's Saturday mate
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>>204576465
Good lad, love me moka pot, might make one right now
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>>204576461
if you want to get pedantic then technically he was prussian
to me, the place where was born, lived, and died was and is polish clay so i consider him a polack, end of
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>>204576377
grim
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>>204576514
what about him
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>>204576509
haha another spaedo archive post yessss
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>>204576500
for me its psirens
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>>204576534
that was my question
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>>204576502
>>204576436
Yeah but he was not Polish, he was Prussian so
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>>204576494
If you can enjoy comfortable silence with one another you have a good relationship. It's where you feel the need to force conversation things go south.
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my armpits are sweaty rn haha
ngl i really like the smell of sweat
need a sweaty gf
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good film this
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>>204576543
blah blah blah shut the hell up nigga
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>>204576523
>to me, the place where was born, lived, and died was and is polish clay so i consider him a polack, end of
Typical pozzie
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>>204576542

youre obsessed
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>>204576531
In some ways yeah but in other ways it's ended up that there's an attractive 21yo girl who really likes me, who I'm sexually compatible with and really enjoy talking to. Bit embarrassed by how it all started, but I guess meeting online is getting more and more common nowadays
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>>204576539
good ep tbf. can't say it's not a good choice for best ep.
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Mike Tyson’s ass.
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>>204576521
how strings the coffee? Hope it's close to espresso hate weak coffee don't see the point
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>>204576543
Prussia was part of Poland when Copernikus was born there, and the city he was born in is part of Poland now.
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>>204576588
So? Scotland is part of England now but they're still Scottish
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>>204576567
looks like a latinx lesbo just needs some oversized thick framed glasses to finish the look
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>>204576570
what an odd thing to say. have you mistaken me for someone else?
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>>204576518
got a job interview tomorrow for a warehouse job but i lied on my cv and said i worked in a tesco warehouse for 10 years. im 32 and have never really worked anything other than cash in hand window cleaning. has anyone worked in a tesco warehouse before? what exactly do you do there?
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What the fuck is going on? Tuesday's gone, Wednesday's gone...
I wonder, why the fuck did we sleep all day? Well, the answer, my friend, is blowing in the mind
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>>204576567
i'd say it's 50% his fault for not being a chad and 50% the barber's fault for botching his haircut
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>>204576576
You're pen pals mate
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Insiders is literally just 'The David Speers' obsesses non-stop every episode over China even when they haven't even been in the news for ages' show and no one ever says anything about it! What the fuck!
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if you look at Signalis on Steam you'll see the reviews are "Overwhelmingly Positive" but if you look at said reviews, you'll realise it's anime nonces and trannies exclusively praising it
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>>204576616
youre the one who never stops going on about neil oliver
dont even know who he is
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>>204576605
It's all England mate. Always has been and always will be.
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>>204576576
>I guess meeting online is getting more and more common nowadays
yeah for people on hookup apps who live 5 miles away from each other, not from a different fucking country
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>>204576567
That is an awful tattoo I must say
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>>204576546
experiencing an uncomfortable silence rn
the missus went from chatty to bitch faced and silent
dunno why
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>>204576587
It's pretty strong and espresso-like in terms of consistency, definitely a step up from french press or coffee pods
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>>204576576
why not meet her cant you brits travel to the mainland inexpensively
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alri lads, diarrhoealad here with what I assume will be the final check in, after last night's poo #22 I have passed no more diarrhoea. the immodiums seem to have worked and settled things down. still not feeling brilliant but certainly on the mend. thanks for your support though these trying times lads, it won't be forgotten x over and out
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>>204576637
ah so you did mistake me for someone else. no harm done, carry on about your business.
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post office cunt outside again
every fucking day hes there
what the hell does he want
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>>204576646
Mine's been sulking ever since something happened in America on a certain Tuesday
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>Mother who left her four sons alone to die in burning rubbish-strewn room may avoid prison
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>>204576622
True but we're pen pals who sext regularly and MIGHT meet up in March 2025

>>204576642
Yeah but she MIGHT come to do a masters in the UK
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>>204576629
youre not the target audience then
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>>204576567
even the reference is fairly shit lol
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full moon tongiht lads
hope theres no werewolfies prowling around
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>>204576669
youre obsessed
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im a spiritual person
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>>204576685
yeah done some further research and apparently it's about lesbians (explains the trannies)
will stick with more masculine games
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>>204576690
Wtf it was a full moon here last night, mental how it's the same down in Australia but a day later
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Gay couples be like "Can you take the bins out on your way? I love you Steve, have a nice day at work".
Makes me shake with rage desu
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any /comfy/ man in? shopping just been delivered, heating on, got a bit of cleaning to do (30 mins max) then my day is free
reckon I'll spend it dossing about as have been poorly all this week so not up to much but glad to be on the mend
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Stuttering John "Melendez"
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>>204576668
youre going to be clogged up now for a month straight taking all of those imodiums or imodia as they used to say in ancient rome
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>>204576732
Might go on a Howard Stern binge now
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>>204576701
alright neil. settle down now
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only option for dindins is rotisserie chook sarnie, don't even have any mayo
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took a 3 day break from neet life after getting a job as a forklift driver in a tesco warehouse

got sacked today(for losing a piece of paper)

lmao

not even upset about losing that shit job. just pissed off at myself for not calling the guy that fired me a jobsworth old cunt
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>>204576733
don't give a single shiny shite, can't be worse than shitting lava every hour on the hour
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girl poos
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just wiped arseberg after pootoil and there's bloodstein all over the paper
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mad what a nice arse ive got
reckon id a good bottom but im not gay you see
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bf spunked deep in my arse last night and I still haven't pooed so it's just festering in my colon somewhere
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>mum forgot tesco shop was arriving
>run all the way home
>theyre already waiting outside
>full on sprint down a hill to get there
>key sticks
>no clue where any bags are
>pile the whole entirety of tesco's warehouse into the hallway including about 30 2 litre bottles of water
>delivery nonce doesnt think im over 18
>finally get to start bringing stuff into the kitchen
>fridge is already fucking full
>spend 20 minutes playing tetris with everything already in there to make room for the new things
>spent 10 minutes lugging water through the house
>treat myself to a jam doughnut for my hard work
>the fuckers forgot to ice it
sprinkled some icing sugar over the cunt and its actually quite nice
ama about my day for i am well (pardon my yankese) pooped x
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>>204576690
recently the nights have been looking downright mystical, its making for some fantastic incel walks
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this taig is considered the funniest man in america
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>>204576781
>>204576799
>>204576802
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Reposting my life plans:

1. go to staffline.co.uk
2. find a job at a tesco warehouse
3. rent a bed place in a house with 10 other eastern europeans
4. work for 12 pounds an hour 10 hours a day

rate
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>>204576803
>delivery nonce doesnt think im over 18
ktim
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>>204576648
I'm quite shy/awkward/attachment issues so avoided mentioning it for ages. Now she's mentioning it quite a bit but wants to wait until early next year. If she's being honest with me (and I think she is, although I obviously can't say for sure) then she's not had sex for about two years now, which is a crazy long time to wait for a attractive girl, because she prefers sexting with me online instead. Weird, but it seems to suit us both for now
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>>204576719
This desu
What really sickens me is when they adopt a child and give them a loving stable home rather than leaving them in the orphanage. Disgusting stuff.
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731705081823033.webm
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some very fruity hungover posts going on
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>>204576799
Alri Mike Tyson
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I have submitted by feedback about Signalis on /v/, keen to hear the opinions of various thirdies and perverted shut ins
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>>204576863
You just off camera, tongue firmly up his unwiped anus
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>>204576803
howling lad what a comedy of errors, gave me a laugh at least eh x
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>>204576837
Trip on
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turns out donald love from gta 3 (obviously a parody of donald trump) was unironically a cannibal
jeez you think you know a guy
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I'm Black.
My parents were born here.
My grandparents were born here.
My great grandparents came here from Africa to fight for Britain in Europe during WW2.
I'm more British than you. You literally look like this.
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>>204576898
I look like that
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Toil for me tomorrow
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>>204576835
thats peculiar but i hope it works out for you
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>>204576881
wot
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dogberg
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>>204576898
go back
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>>204576898
Average black=https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14087735/Mother-four-sons-die-burning-room-hospital.html

:D
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>>204576919
dogbergenstein the fourth nearly died
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you ever do /brit/esque posts on other boards?
they don't really get it
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why do some f*moids run the nonce angle and make their voice sound childish on youtoid
https://youtu.be/kaE3NhMKYzA?si=PTUiMWnB1gedvj9E
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>>204576914
irish diaspora
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>>204576919
boarding in flat light like that is so grim, off piste as well, gives me the willies so it does
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help I'm under duress
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four crispy little golliwogs
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>>204576914
>Kyson and Bryson
just never a chance for these kids was there
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>>204576951
dunno what that means
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>>204576841
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731754535005940.webm
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>>204576982
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>>204576982
Erm
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>>204576942
there's a lot of stuff out there that quietly caters to the nonce market. look at how much schoolgirl porn there is, or having 'braces' as a standalone category, that's without even wading into the petite department which is vile all of its own
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>>204576942
for gooner 80 iq paedos like spainnonce and 190
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>>204576942
>>204577005
all men are pedophiles and all women are autopedophiles
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>>204577005
>there's a lot of stuff out there that quietly caters to the nonce market.
actually a bit mental when you think about how much media is just openly nonce bait, tranime and games especially
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>>204576977
it's when the sky is cloudy so there's no sun and you can't see the lumps and bumps in the snow so you're more likely to come flying off which hurts
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>>204576982
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>>204576919
why is there a dogbert on top of mount everest
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Get them fucking sucked dry
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>>204576913
Thanks lad. Honestly I was just in the murky depths of online femdom looking to beat off to humiliating shit and then feel bad about it afterwards. Didn't want or expect to actually meet someone that away, but if that's the way it works out, great
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>>204576982
saw an indian man doing this in paddington station bogs
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why does every CEX shop smell the same lads?
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>>204577082
How's your da doing anyway?
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GTA 6 trailer out
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mr anon its tingling again
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>>204577034
grim innit x
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>>204576982
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>>204577087
like tranny BO and energy drinks?
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>>204577093
im not indian if that is what you are crasslessly trying to imply
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in bed on my laptop x
just trumped into my mattress
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>>204577098
xDDD

spaki moment
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why are they like this
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Cex workers in bed right now getting their rest before SSM walks in their shop and tries trading in a shit smelling PS5
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>>204577133
Get help schizo
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These decks go hard ngl lads might cop one
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>>204577118
um
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>>204577145
yanks are, without a hint of sarcasm or hyperbole, insane
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>>204577145
Because they are incredibly mentally unwell, due to being women
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leftypol no!
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>>204577145
it's almost as weird as deliberately scouring reddit for screenshots of weird posts for you to get yourself upset over and then post here
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people have built entire careers out of making clickbait speculative videos about gta 6
wonder what they're going to do when gta 6 actually comes out and they can no longer post bullshit fake news about it, it will be a few years before they can feasibly start making up bullshit about gta 7, not even zoomers are that gullible
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visual clarity seems to be important for atmosphere
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>>204577219
he's just having a laugh mate maybe head down to Bluesky and cool off yeah?
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>>204577216
Commiemong vibes
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what do the antipodean masses think of that haka in the nz parliament? personally it gives me second hand embarrassment but maybe you lot have a differing worldview
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reminded of that nonce catcher video in newcastle where they bully the nonce for having been to cex just before planning to meet up
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>>204577145
looks like they're starting to develop actual depression instead of just pretending to have it for victim points
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>>204577226
I always laughed at the complications of the one who is 30 and constantly getting bullied by 10 years old GTA online
Mr boss ftw or something he's called
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>>204577168
I wonder if cex workers ever get asked what they do for a living and then say "I'm a sex worker" (deliberately wanting to create the humorous impression that they're a sex worker, even though they're actually just saying that they work in a popular used electronics retail outlet). Would be VERY funny if they did
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>>204577255
prefer not to say
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>>204577255
Hard to imagine kiwis don't have wog fatigue with maoris
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>>204577255
Bet it's extremely taboo to admit you're sick of the hakka
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>>204577241
uninformed post
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ahh is it time for everyone i follow on twitter to say theyre leaving only to continue posting the next day
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>>204577255
i think its empowering
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>>204577255
kemi should get up and do a slut drop then twerk when starmer hits her with a zinger and he couldn't say anything because racism
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>>204577266
yeah he's the most infamous and shameless one
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>>204577305
backshot badenoch
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wish games would stop caring about realism and just do stylistic shit
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>>204577281
why
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>>204577324
realism is a style, next post
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>>204577324
if they dropped back to like 360 era graphics and just focused on making the game fun and interesting I wouldn't complain at all
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>>204577255
surely they find it cringe and they're all just keeping silent because saying that would get you lynched
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might as well recycle
>>204575702
>>204575702
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>>204577241
based vtmbchad
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>>204577347
the issue with that image is not the visual clarity, it's that the bottom image has an incoherent art style
it's got highly detailed textures, but lacks detail (e.g. the tree and pole more or less clipping into the ground, the buildings being flat, the blocky and simplistic car etc) and the lighting is washed out



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