actual /dixie/ no krauts or schizos edition
>>204594256First for best state
don't like africans really but anywhere you go online where they're in discourse you can see they're a lot more aware of human behavior and shortcomings. women's nature is analyzed and talked about honestly without the gay veneer we westerners have to abide by or fear of upsetting womenall in all they're kind of based
>>204594787you dropped your pistachio icecream
>>204594986thanks
>>204594986>>204595001That's poop, they poop greenSettled ages ago
>>204595035what sort of loveseat should I geta bright color?
>>204595035why is it on an icecream cone then retard
>>204595352It's not?>>204595300colorless
Let's face it, there would be traces of the green on the brown scoop if it was another scoop but there aren't any, and that's because it's the rotund person's excretion
/dixie/ seething
sup
comfy season
Not so comfy for us warriors
what
Seen a guy at Ingles this morning driving on his rim tire totally gone!
Yeah expected, you wouldn't get it. Don't worry about it
>>204596994>rim tirekeyed white trash lexicon
p8
this IS a schizo threadi WILL vet fedsi WILL be happy
going on another date tonight laderinos
capturing pole in a net and suspending him from a tree
>>204600816good>>204601001bad
>>204601061are you a bohunk
>>204596671I've not seen the original True Grit but the one with Matt Damon and Jeff Bridges is pretty good
I'm Silesian.
>>204601125why are you british
I made the mistake of using logs that were too big, now I have 25C in the entire house.
>>204601287I'm an american
is it good or bad, I don't know>americanit's just citizenship, you either have Native American or European or African or Asian roots or a mixture of all of thoseis it good or bad, I don't know that either
>>204601217Because I happened to be born in Britain
>>204601498ever had a yorkshire pudding
>>204601287Nice and warm>>204601596Yes. I think they're overrated. I prefer roast potatoes.
>>204601688did you know that in america we eat gravy too
No fucking way
The Pole claims that we eat coal. And he's not lying, it's a great thing for diarrhea.
what pole
>>204601765Yes I'm aware of that, but you guys sometimes have white gravy (e.g. in "biscuits and gravy") but in the UK gravy is normally brown.>>204602186Mad drip
>>204601944I’m feeling extremely ill today
>>204601944What do you do to feel better?
>>204594256If I ever pull my shit together and learn clawhammer banjo I wanna play this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BZ-kFpiXY0
just fucked again
>>204602340I like gravy and noodles
I've watched too much Bugs Bunny.Why is this shit such a banger?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa0S7c72CMs
>>204608458ever had boiled potatoes
>>204608520I got boiled potatoes 6 days a week when I was a wee-lad. Today I love it especially with gravy
>>204608562I saw a movie with matt mikkelson where he invented potatoes for denmark
>>204608597Kek, what movie? I haven't watched much Mads Mikkelsen, but I do remember him in Flickering Lights
>>204608631nobody knows
>>204608631oh and I saw that movie but didn't finish itseemed a bit too sillythe Pusher movies are absolutely kino thoughBastarden was the one I was talking about; it's from last year
>>204608686Flickering Lights is an extremely silly movie, but it's what we used to love in Denmark, it's just a good mix of dark humor and silliness. And the Danish version is extremely quotable, even my dad who's almost 60 still quotes it
>>204608714I think Scandinavian humor is very difficult for me to appreciatethe closest I've got to liking it was the show Norwegian show Dag but I didn't watch too much of it.
>>204608758Honestly I don't blame ya.The only foreign humor I really appreciate is old English stuff, like Monthy Python, but even Danish humor in a decline, thanks to political correctness, we can't even joke about ourselves anymore.But if you aren't into stupid or self-deprecation, old Danish comedy won't do anything for you
>>204608758We used to have stupid shit like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROsR68SayHUOf course it's making fun of Sweden, but that's just how it is
it's Sundayyou know what that means
>>204609229Get drunk like a skunk?
>>204609238get drunk in the love of God
brap
my arms hurtit's 7kg already
Morning>>204611769>it's Kek, you mean she. Almost like my puggo, 8-9 kg.
>>204612161do you also need to hold your puggo the entire time he sleeps?puggo is he, the other one is she, correct?
>>204612604Both she,>do you also need to hold your puggo the entire time he sleeps?Kek, sometimes
Another comfy day
you're basically a single parent of twotough
>>204613352they're just dogs, you can't compare,when I'm at my brother's and I see how hard it is with one 2-year-old boy...
they follow me everywhere
>>204613765that's why you're supposed to find a partner for that
>>204613988But I don't want kids yet.
that's why you have dogs
I don't think so, I've had dogs since I was 7.
Bumpo
testing
still Czech
Tsssss
Nap time
nap time is over, p10
I'm busyThat's all I am these days
the icy threads worked better
And yet /icy/ is no moreThe strength of /dixie/ lies not with its pace but with its inevitability
sure, but jannies had a different opinion
Czech mod gave me about 30 permabans, flagged OP pic as "child porn" and nooked /icy/ maybe billion times
someone's taking a nap outside in this cold weather and it ain't me
I've seen it allthose were the times I was awake at night the mostshame
Why do small children like to sleep in the stroller in the cold?
>>204616520You wear socks with sandals you think you're fucking Germanic?????
Unfortunately, the Germans do it too. Socks+sandals = always a retard from Austria-Hungary/Germany.
>>204619360NEIN!!! ES IST KAFFEE TIME DU BLÖDSINN!!!
dunnobut put me in a stroller and I'll be sleeping
>>204594256Howdy. Can anyone fill me in on the background of the finnish twink? Is he like jeanny?
it's coming
>>204623051*it is cumming
pole never wanted to kill he is not naturally eevvilllsuch things he did just to make himself more attractive to youdid he faailll yooouu
realized I like sort of ethnic women; brunettespersians, jews,arab, italians and stuff
Unfortunately, we don't have that.
>>204626443you have gypsiesand you had jewswhatever happened there?
That doesn't change the fact:>Unfortunately, we don't have that.
>>204626863what sort of gyaldem do you like
Beware The Jews have been attacking this website like crazyBut that’s obvious Basically the IDFTrying to shove the topic of Jews anywhere
>what sortall except the boring white girls
>>204626992have you ever met a czech pornstar?
yes, fuggged
is it on video
nope
>>204627390I'm having pancakesdoes this happen iyc
Sometimes
>>204627783ever had a budvar
The scran
>>204628683needs ketchup
>ever had a budvarmaybe
>>204628919More of a smokey BBQ man
>>204626992>except boring white girl>boring >white girl
I absolutely LOVE ketchup
>>204630650ever had french fries with ketchup
I, on the other hand, do not like ketchup, I prefer various tomato sauces made from fresh tomatoes.Best, of course, is mayonnaise.The best option is homemade mayonnaise, I usually make tartar sauce out of it.
french fries always with ketchup AND tartar sauce
Aioli > BBQ sauce > Béarnaise > Grain mustard > Dijon mustard > American mustard > KetchupI like ketchup just prefer the other ones
>>204631074fresh kino from Slovakiahttps://x.com/jozefjakubco/status/1858099722923237787He is famous in Czechia once again
just realized I'm genuinely the only american to have posted in this thread today
>>204631185>>204594450
>>204630998>>204631127So you are fucking Germanic
>>204631213>today
>>204631912Works for me
>>204631185here is burger too >>204631395has Latino roots, but that's half of America
>>204632167I thought he was a brazilian using a vpnhow can this fucker idolize white women while actually being around them
>>204632233>he was a brazilianhe is>using a vpnNope, he's a student in America
>>204632298>Nope, he's a student in AmericaNew school shooting just dropped
>>204632395>New school shooting just droppedkek, but maybe you're right and it's a dark prophecy, he's incel...
>>204632298oh can't imagine the seething freak around fat midwesterners unable to get white womenmust act like those indians that just stare at blonde women in public
>>204632431You read it here first
>>204632468>must act like those indians that just stare at blonde women in publicI don't think so, he's a richfag and he has part of his family in Europe, so he probably knows how to behave, he's just desperately incompetent when it comes to relationships with women.
>>204631127I can't stand him nor the young Erikhe pisses me off even more
>>204632629>young Erikwho dis
Cool if true, black water will be drinkable again.
Street walking
>>204634049incelwalking
Sorrrryyy, I am sexhaver
>>204630998I've lost my taste for ketchup as I've aged. its only use is in homemade bbq sauce now>best, of course, is mayonaiseI do this sometimes>>204631074don't like pickles so can't eat tartar sauce>>204631106american mustard is good as a binder for spices while doing bbq>>204632167don't respond to the incel schizo>>204634299disgusting marry her
does this happen in the southern US?
silesian do >204631395 if you have to reference to himfucking incel freak I'm hope he pops an aneurysm I hope he gets testicular cancer
>>204634721>marry herN-E-V-E-R
what would Jan Hus do
>>204634837He is future mass shooter >>204632395,so suicide, life imprisonment or death penalty
>>204634299prove it
>>204634935how
>>204634928hopefully the microplastics and red dye 40 will spare the country yet another chud memeI guess it would be monkey themed, that's a twist
>>204634935>>204634974my wallet, I don't have anything better
the way you have that flipped makes it look like SODOMrepent, seek christ
Yes, but it's a condom from LIDL
Unfortunately, I only carry my wallet when I leave Czechia (ID + driver license), so I prefer to avoid casual sex.
>>204634837this is so you don't call him to the thread if he has thread watcher on btw
I love the folk song dixieland so much I learned it on guitarI'm jealous that US folksongs sound so good and fun
>>204635466Das einzige zugrunde liegende Problem ist, dass die südliche Hälfte der Vereinigten Staaten im Vergleich zum Norden problematisch ist.
>>204635466Fette Menschen aus dem Mittleren Westen, was lustig ist, wenn ich nur dünne blonde Frauen um mich sehe.
>>204635069Rawdogging is what the Führer intended you are defying nature, natürlich
Sind drei kiffgraspflanzen und eine 100Watt LED Wachstumslampe eigentlich genug um extra Sauerstoff für den Raum zu generieren?Sollte ja die Luft verbessern
What do you think of NAMBLA?
>willsch amol ane rauchne>habsch kane mehr Wollte heute lange wach bleiben. Noch zum automaten fahren wär eine option
>>204636865Ich weiß nicht, warum die Tschechische Republik nicht einfach Deutschland ist genau
>>204636391>>204636865no german pleaseenglish language general do not respond to the american flag that speaks german, he is a deranged schizo who needs to seriously consider suicide as a solution to his problems
where flag
who are you
https://d.uguu.se/VDVZEjun.webmwho are we
>>204637524>>204637538Adolf Hitler
>>204636071what happened internationally and unpolitically?
>>204637807Can this be boat?!?
>>204637918or Brapzilian incel schizo
>>204637914burgers, britbongs and frenchees allowed missile strikes in Russia
my flags are gone too
>>204637918how could you guess>>204638073>Russia's final warning
>>204638214Your Czech friend is going to ban you I am warning you
>>204638404It is OK, I am ban evader
There's a house for sale in my brother's village, should I buy it? pros: very nice location, good pricecons: it needs a complete renovation, I'd have to sell my current cottage, bad internet connection
is that chatGPT
>>204638801I would not purchase the property. While the location and price are indeed attractive, the substantial renovation required poses significant risk. Renovations often result in unforeseen expenses as well as delays, which could substantially increase both the overall initial cost and security deposit, and extend the time before the property is habitable. Further, the necessity of selling your current cottage introduces an element of financial uncertainty, as the sale may not yield the expected return or could take longer than anticipated, leading to a poor tradeoff. The inadequate internet connection is also a notable concern, particularly in a time when reliable connectivity is essential for both professional and personal purposes and pursuits such as watching pornography. In light of these considerations, the potential drawbacks seem to outweigh the advantages of this particular investment, yielding no advantageous return.
>>204639078No. It's Adolf Hitler.
>>204639101ever been raped?
>>204639144I would love to be raped by an attractive woman ofc not by pegging me I mean she would ride me
>>204638801Isn't your current internet bad too?
>>204639281>Isn't your current internet bad too?No, at home 50/10 and/or 250/50, cottage +/- 100/10,but this village, pure hell, 15/5 if you are lucky (and only upstairs near the window)
Is he for the Republicans or the Democrats?
>>204639406Does it matter? Nuclear war starts tomorrow.
>>204639432It won't start. We will bear these blows until Trump's inauguration, because freeing the world from hegemonies is our holy mission.
>>204639397How costly is the roaming data? If you can afford it then I say it's a go. Any healthy Germanic man would also fuck and cum in actual Germanic pussy instead of relying in the internet for their pleasuring
>>204639492>Trump's inaugurationBut he is going to screw you over a much more than the Democrats, dummy.
>>204639397That's too terrible to consider then
>>204639541No, retard. He doesn't benefit from World War III, unlike those high ranking criminals in the current US administration who have nothing to lose once he's in power, they'll spend the rest of their lives behind bars anyway.“The Russian Fatalist” is superhuman according to Nietzsche. Be like a Russian, retard. And stop whining.
>>204639571I could probably solve this with Starlink
>>204639634этoт чeх - нaциcтcкaя cyкa, нe paзгoвapивaй c ним, хaйль пyтин
>>204639634You're really naive. Donald will make Europe pay more, and we will pay. All I see at the end of the equation is more dead Russians.
>>204639707Surely you don't see the dead Czechs at the end of the equation. Silly humanitarian.
>>204639688I see.
>этoт чeхI am Siesian you dumb incel.
>>204639913I am Greek
>>204640914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzpHvLWFUM
remembering pole in these pictures of polethat I almost believe they're reeal
>>204642131https://youtu.be/miwyMVT_zU0
I've been told that Americans love Russian post-punk. Was I deceived?https://youtu.be/JInloCq2tFQhttps://youtu.be/A0oQIizFKrQ https://youtu.be/Lsqun6GAypAhttps://youtu.be/kNXrhpAL6Eohttps://youtu.be/BInjR7jrKe8https://youtu.be/3mfuzzcw26s
>>204642247poland
>>204639432>I am GermanicSure and my girlfriend is a beautiful blonde with green eyed who does playboy modelling
I'm ted
very full from my dinner and need to do stuff before bedsometimes wish I had a slave
>>204644259>sometimes wish I had a slaveYou wish you had a Frau