Catberg on a mad one edition
think big brother watchers might have some of that mento illness
Wonder what family get-togethers were like
any ideas for what I should do today ladsbit bored :/
Not really drunk but can tell the morning will be a little roughSuch is life drinking in your 30s
>>204602674Bum wank
>>204602672Peter getting BTFO by Christopher every timeNo wonder Peter is so angry and bitter
>>204602684out of the house I meant
ktim
Just sent a skeet
for me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGlaXOzUIo&ab_channel=%E1%9B%92%E1%9B%96%E1%9A%BE%E1%9A%BE%E1%9A%A4%E1%9A%B2%E1%9A%BA%E1%9A%B1%E1%9B%81%E1%9B%8B%E1%9B%8F%E1%9B%96%E1%9A%BE%E1%9B%8B%E1%9B%96%E1%9A%BE
>>204602712Lie down in a parkGo to the pub with a bookGo for a long walk
>>204602669I just watched the final because I was out yesterday and all I had was the /bbuk/ thread on the archive. It was shit. The misandrist won.
Esoteric Commiemongism
>>204602751yeah thinking about a long walk cheers x
>>204602655Who the fuck takes away cat mint like this?! She should have sprayed him with a water blowgun.
Pisstopher Bitchens
Which Brian Cox is better?
>>204602775Any UK flag OP could be commiemong and potential thread nuker. Do not trust the british flags here.
>>204602781Make sure its off a short pier. Knobhead.
>>204602715There's no beneficial bacteria in jarred stuff, it's all been pasteurised, it's sterile.You have to get the kraut and the pickles from the chiller section if you want it live.
>>204602707catya-... Canadian!?
>>204602832Oh shut up
local church is being converted into a mosque lads
why are russians such weird supremacists about catbergs and how to treat them
>>204602862No.
>>204602864Just a bit embarrassing isn't it
my fly was down earliervery embarrassed
>>204602864If worked for Wickes he'd be Peter Kitchens
peter hitchens
have an idea for a cool t shirt but I have some questions1)What is the slur Chinese people use for white guys?2)Is there a slur for foreigners in general?3)Which is more popular/ well known?The shirt idea is a text shirt that says "My Chinese-Canadian GF bought me this shirt so don't think I don't know what (Chinese slur for foreigners written in Chinese) means". If successful enough I think we can do a version for other races too.
>>204602772Also, is this a nipslip?
If he trained as a tailor he'd be Christopher Stitchens
alri
>>204602936so fucking peng
>>204602864Don't like him but he does look cool in this pic tbf
>>204602936
If he caught scabies he'd be Peter Itchens
>>204602936that's peter hitchens in that getup
Bit of a boring thread so I'm going to sleep Goodnight forum
wanking to peter hitchens!!
sad that young christopher and peter would have more in common with commiemong than you or I
wish the mods would just permaban nonces on the spot not sure why we have to put up with them on 4chan
>>204603008Difference is they grew out of it
Fuck lads that Ethiopian food is making tummyberg acheToiletberg will be seething tomorrow morning >.<
>>204603037
>>204602803The actor
If he were a streamer he'd be Peter Twitchens
If he were a moss he'd be Peter Lichens
>>204603061ahaha
>>204602936didnt jordan peterson think this was a Chinese biolab or something
>>204603008Both Hitchenses were/are liberal anticommunists
>>204602772you should watch the L&L afterwards and allSegun got eviscerated lmao
>>204603100christopher remained a marxist all his life
>>204603100they were trotskyists when young
>>204603100Yeah that's why he said "young', fucktard
>>204603133And yet he supported the Iraq invasion. Curious!
look at these hitchens images has radicalised me and made me realise I am wasting my life.
>Janitor applications are now being accepted. Apply here.
>>204603057You don't like space?
>>204603186they are quite clearly closed
I've read and listened to Peter Hitchens describing his adolescenceSitting in smoke-filled pubs in the 70s with his punk commie mates, drinking pints surrounded by union members, going to the record shop to listen to Fairport Convention, kissing girls on long summer days, sitting on trains eating wonderful carriage meals whilst watching rolling countryside and factory towns passing by the window.Sounded kino as fuck. Like the British upbringing we all wished we had.
>>204603186
>>204603111Yeah just watched that, the ground wouldn't swallow him up.Still stuck to his guns even with that troon having a massive dig at him.
>>204603236>It was by that post, outside a certain front door, that I must have spent hours locked in teenage kisses in the summer dark. Back it came, the intense evenings staying clear of each other’s homes and families, the long goodbye at the gate, the endless walk home, farther still if I lingered too late and missed the last sixpenny ferry across the river. https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2020/05/an-encounter-with-my-pastVgh.
>>204603136>>204603236Jordan Peterson is another "former socialist" who turned "conservative" later in life.Makes you think.
>>204603269Some of us were born grown up, suppose I'm just smarter than all these cunts
>>204603269that cunts mental
>>204603157Communists supported the Iraq invasion. It was a globalist plot devised by New Labour and NWO types to spread totalitarian liberal hegemony to the Middle East by taking out the Baathist republics, with the ultimate goal of isolating Syria, Iran, and Russia.
>run onto train line when train is 4s away>quickly run back>train has to emergency stopkek
>>204603133The Marxist invasion of Iraq and support for George Bush>>204603136>trotskyistsIt's an insult to actual Trotskyists (who I disagree with) to call them as such
>>204603345looks awful
no one in power wanted to admit the truth that the NHS is massively over-unded
mad that
>over-unded
>>204603388Schizo
>>204603412
haven't had cuddled with a girl since 2021haven't seen a pair of breasts irl since 2022haven't had a proper conversation with a woman 1-1 in monthsalmost wish I were a virgin, then at least I wouldn't know what I was missing
>>204603269Doubt that kermit sounding schizo has ever been anything but a right wing grifter
deleted the brad folder from pc
WOOO
>>204603447FONT
GUYSi just cameimagine that?
nigger nigger nigger nigggerr im gonna make ambulances crash
sir promise maker
>>204603452Time to rummage the archives of /brit/ for pics
>>204603492toby
bit late desu lads
>>204603493her right kneecap seems to be missing
bit annoying that there's still huge online retailers that don't ship to Australia
>>204603519i refuse. ive deleted and re-downloaded them so many times. i have a few webms on my phone now, thats it.
no idea what this isrolling the diceplease don't be porn
>>204603525her leg is just internally rotated
Do they know it's christmas time at all
>>204603448He was involved with a socialist activist group as a student. He's still friends with some woman in the social democratic party of Canada who knew him from their student days.
>>204602674Join a cause and protest about things in foreign lands that you just heard on the news.
>>204603532yeah?
EVERYTHING IS LAMINATED
actually just going to clean my balcony been putting that off
>>204603604anon told me here that cats do this when they're about to rape and that this webm wasn't funny because of it
reckon it may be over
>>204603590>socialist activist group as a student.That sounds like the gayest thing ever.
>>204603628look at this fancy dickhead with his balcony
>Israel vs Belgium tomorrow
>>204603652chortled
>>204603667need another one of those hunger games, those are always fun to watch
>>204603665I'll pay you $100 to clean it
>>204602936the ideal marriage
>>204603719seem to be monthly, maybe next week
For me, it's Georgia Boot.
>>204603853looks cheap
If i were dictator i would ban all ticking clocks.
i hate trannys
my new macbook pro coming in at £5,249.00. class
>>204603933What justifies this pricetag, technically speaking im sure you could get something within 5% of its performance for about a fifth the price
I killed a human.I shot him with my gun.I think I'm on the run.
Say what you like about Oliver Cromwell and his treatment of the Irish, he was very progressive when it came to other blacks
real jf hours
>>2046039330 clues gained
14-inch Liquid Retina XDR displayNano-texture displayApple M4 Max chip with 16‑core CPU, 40‑core GPU and 16‑core Neural Engine128GB unified memory2TB SSD storageproblem poorfag?
just paid $800 to upgrade my mac's ram from 8gb to 16gb
>>204603984Got a superior neural engine right here *taps forehead*
>>204603943Pretty much. An air has passive cooling, no noisy, unreliable fans, very similar performance for about a grand
Going to try my best for 5 more years then kill myself if i'm still a freak loser
>>204603984why does this cost that much
>>204603984>2 TBlaughably small compared to the rest of those specs
>>204603984on the m1 macbook pro meself, probably going to keep this laptop for over 10 years with a battery change eventually ahah
>>204603984sounds absolutely shite son
>>204603913tiktoks you mean?
mental how reddit is better
>conspicuous consumption of subpar products>brags because it's expensivei really hate the middle class.but it's created a lot of funny conversations when they get butthurt because i call them poor
>>204603984Yet it can't play any decent games windows chads win again
can think of something else that's laughably small
>>204604038>conspicuous consumption of subpar productsyou're right working class runts would never do this
>>204603408>Leftwing ideologists immediately become racist when a minority group does not do what they wantWoah....
>>204604043gaming? grow up
you don't hear much about linux these days
sweaty aggressive sex with katie taylor
>>204604073using linux right now
Ok I listened to you and decided to upgrade it 8tb SSD.It is now £7,049.00
>>204604073people realised its a gimmick, windows just werks and there is zero tangible reason to use anything else
>>204604037keep getting banned by the tranny mods
>>204604098based
would just assume anyone using linux is a turbononce
how many puffs do you have to take on a joint for it to do anything?
>>204604022M1 MacBook Air. Perfectly happy with it for now but I suspect that in a couple of years I’ll need more than the 8GB I have now for ai innit
>>204604123you will be addicted for life after 2
>>204604123puff puff pass
i would probably get a surface pro if i had to choose between the two
>>204604129dont really care about ai, think it's definitely cool but not worth upgrading for especially apple ai, i assume there will be superior third party ai
>>204604098apple cucks actually pay that much for extra storage?
gay eye
>>204604100it was a big deal late 00s/early 10smy dad used itremember mate came round to my house and was nerding out over it
>>204604123If you dont smoke one will send you flying
think i might be the biggest apple gaylord here, i have a macbook pro, iphone pro, airpods pro, apple tv and an apple watch.
isn't "love at first sight" actually quite rude?You're flat out saying you only love that person for their looksthat's not romantic at all
>>204604123this shit im smoking? once
>>204604230ugloid cope
>>204604171Yes, third party AI but you’ll only be able to create the spiciest memes with on device AI. No big company is going to let you generate pictures of muhammad
why would you spend $5k on a laptop when you could spend $1500 on a laptop and $3500 on a much more powerful desktop/server
>>204604247'
i do weed once or twice a year but that's it. i do not want to be a 'weed person'.
>>204604229mad that I've got a mate who's obsessed with this tech shiteHe's got a smart kettle, a smart fridge, a smart watch, a QLED TV that cost him like 2 grand, why do that?
>>204604229very good goy
>>204604229Same. All works together and I spend so long on my phone/computer that the cost isn’t that much for the use I get from them
FACTEven though we're about halway between the centre of our galaxy and the outer edge of it - about 90% of stars are closer to the Milky Way's centre than ours because density increases the closer to the core supermassive black hole you get.So in a way we're actually on the periphery of the galaxy.in a way.
>>204604340yeah?
>>204604275Apple just make good stuff desu, i'm not a total fanboy 'they're le perfect' especially with their services, Apple music has that great Apple design I really like but it's playlists are just dogshit compared to spotify.
>>204603590>social democratic partyOpinion discarded
>>204604370don't they make their machines in a way that chargers aren't compatible with anything else and if one of your devices breaks down you HAVE to bring it to one of their stores insteaad of your local bits and bobs manthey're exploiting you ladand you're thanking them for it
ain't it mad that Steve Jobs got some curable type of cancer but instead of starting chemo he went on that homeopathy and alternative medicine shite and by the time he realised how retarded he was and tried switching to actual medicine it was too late and he diedlmao
looking forward to voting for trump a 4th time
>>204604117assume anyone who hates linux is completely tech illiterate>>204604123one hit will make you feel pretty decent2+ hits will make you feel out of it, if the weed is good atleast everytime i smoked with girls they would always just hit it once or maybe twice to avoid getting way over their head
Getting the daily dose of Marxismhttps://archive.org/details/brezhnevpeacesocialism1981
>>204604413multiple intelligences theory rears its ugly head yet again
>>204604393Yeah but I bought a Galaxy s10 and I am never going back to a Lagdroid after that
not a lot of pictures
>>204604420what does weed even do, how does it make you feel?
downloading a clue
>>204604416>implying you will have the option to vote
>>204604393Just use a usb c charger for everything and yeah, but all personal computers are built in ways that can’t be fixed by just anyone these days. At least with phones it discourages theft because unauthorised parts can’t be used
>>204603408>you will never be seen as whiteleftist nonwhites love saying this cope and it's funny because it used to be right-wingers who were racial autists now you've got seething democrat wogs telling blonde blue eyed argentinians "you're not white you're hispanic stop voting for drumpf!!" lmao
>>204604413this has been deboonked
>>204604445I'm a white man.
hate having roomies. cant enjoy my wanks properly. always feel stressed
>>204604444check these
Parentsberg ate all the macaroni cheese and tiramisu. FUI MING.
I’m glad the Anglo race is going extinct. They deserve it for fighting against Germany in the world wars and directly causing the destruction of European civilization and the white race in general.
>>204604505>macaroni cheese and tiramisuphwoooaaaarrrrrrr
hmm pedoyank and cuckspammer arriving at the same time...
and they were roommatesoh my god they were roommates
>>204604436Normie iphone poster hours.
>I’m glad the Anglo race is going extinct. They deserve it for fighting against Germany in the world wars and directly causing the destruction of European civilization and the white race in general.
>>204604117im not a turbononcejust the regular kind
>>204604440very hard to explain honestly, something you have to experience for yourself also i just remembered most europeans smoke spliffs so take what i said and double the amount
Russia is defeating globohomo.
what lil jaquavious gon do?
>>204604546>>204604556fuck off yanks
>I hope a nigger or paki stabs you
>>204604558not worth the manslaughter/attempted murder charges
I'm counting
Who got this fat yank’s knickers in a twist?
>>204604584lack of sex
>>204604571As you were writing this post a paki was raping an English girl to death and putting anyone who voiced any opposition to it in prison for multiple years
>hes upgraded to searching "interracial" on stock image websitesoh my days
>>204604546Russian communists will rape Nietzschean ukrainian sissies to death
alright logging off of /brit/ for now we can all see where this is going
i wish i could go back in time and buy shares in apple, google, amazon then come back to the modern day. i wish i was just rich as fuck desu.
>>204604603You're replying to a brown incel.
>>204604607
>>204604614*grabs you by your legs and pulls you away from the log out button*
Ok fat janny maybe do your job for once you silly cunt
>>204604608Russia isn't communist anymore. Ukraine is more communist than Russia.
getting legit into letterboxd tho. um yeah, unironically. legit finally found my people lol, bye-bye forever britons
>>204604615buy shares in bluesky
i saw brianna wu in a porsche faceyb group oncesome guy asked for a photoshop of a set of wheels on his car before he bought themfirst comment was some really snarky one like 'i could easily do that but i wont because it would look horrible' from what appeared to be a chinese womanclicked on the profile because i thought hang on thats a bit oddthen i saw it was some bloke with long purple hair and i thought hang on a minute i remember that name its the gamergate trannysmall world this internet thing
>>204604666
>>204604037TRVKE
>>204604646yeah to get on the short bus without any assistance for the first time in his life
satan has infected /brit/
>>204604646>>204604628lil spaki doing this from 8am to 2am while Big Timmy is out shagging tight asian pussy
>>204604615same. requires effort
asia is unironically massive
>>204604685>>204604678>>204604646>this is what adam does with his free time when Liverpool arent playing
this forum lost its proletarian edge ngl desu. thats why i like letterboxd and foreign films from the late 1980s now, sorry?
>>204604708you just download bradders images that aren't even good
ReportIgnoreFilter
thoughts on american women?
you want to do something crazy? then post the mouse
>>204604708it's what he does 16 hours a day it's his entire life
People born in the early 70s are spiritually boomers (not age wise but mentally the same), they don't get Internet culture at all. But people born in the late 70s, only a few years younger, can perfectly understand weird Internet culture and 4chan type humor.
got a hitchens debates in the background as I spam racial bile
>you just download bradders images that aren't even good
why is onlyfans being advertised on a safe for work board?
ITS STILL UP
>>204604748sent him flying back to karachi
>>2046047554chan is a sex positive website chud
>>204602655I don't find the trolling this guy goes through funny. Atleast chris chan and Danial Larson deserve it
>>204604413i thought he died of ligma
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/05/09/609700652/pakistan-passes-historic-transgender-rights-billBig news for spaki, he can finally return home without shame.
wonder what the english language will sound like in 200 years
>>204604774This nigga they want him to go to South London after norway
what lil joao gon do?
>>204604740Vox Day was born in 1968 and he's hip with the 4chan /pol/ memes.
might rewatch this
>Sir henry the yank
a whole 15 minutes
>>204604740what about Varg
shalom!
>the Australian hour approaches
>>204604866shut up roastie
>>204604809>>204604853extreme outliers
alright... time for bed me thinksgoodnight all!
shalom
>>204604813>[Deleted]oh my days
Fact:We're hurtling through your mother's cunt so fast that I forgot to set my watch
>>204604678Oh janny janny, you missed one!
>>204604867once the brits leave the thread will derail
He’s wheeling his wheelchair to his router right about now. I’d imagine sacked tranny will make an appearance any second as well
>>204604824i loved the book as a wee lad
>>204604921*looks at the thread*that's a good thing
>>204604916that's mine not his
>>204604923Oh my days just imagine him, nearly running out of breath as he fumbles for his spare iphone
>>204604991he's gonna run out eventually
Catholicism is ontologically evil and should be extirpated by protestant communists
>>204604923
>>204605048>Catholicism is ontologically evilwhy
>>204604923dem wheels be squeakin
>>204605061these fucking crack me up no joke
>>204605008realise his hair looks suspiciously photoshopped
>>204605073kek
>>204605127that's a very weird shirt to be wearing under a navy jacket
It wasn’t supposed to be a documentary
So this is the end...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0q7MLPo-u8
It's based how the counter goes down when the incel posts are deleted so the shaggers have more time to enjoy the thread :3
>>204605274BasedFuck dogs
>>204605285>Based>Fuck dogs
>>204605285Spakis mum does lol
forgot the black hands
>>204605248He’s just posting under the Brazilian vpn
just love em
One of these days the GCHQ is going to knock on your door and your last post will be>poo willy bum wank
>>204605366
Might dedicate some time to catching the gangstalkers ladsMight actually make it big on YouTube with how prolific it is.Then make I can take the revengepill with other's help
my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"
>>204603667ah fuck I missed that one
>>204605388Reckon he's got mental health syndrome but enjoy his little Tele programmes
>>204605388Don’t think that happened
Today, I ate a sand dollar.
i just love em
Puppybaum won't let me play Elden Ring with schizophrenia brotherberg...don't know what to do
get it made
>>204605388why does he and jk rowling care about trannies so much? they're 100% on board with the rest of the lib shit but nooo not the hecking trannarinos
>>204605409i imagine this is what the feet of the gimpy caretaker from scary movie 2 would look like
>>204605460based dog
>>204605366LE HECKING PUPPERINO
>>204605489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRDUFpsHus
>>204605274????
>>204605578>>204605578
>>204605297Well then there is atleast one shagger in that god forsaken pit of despair
