Yotsuba! editionPrevious: >>204602861
Epic fail guy
>>204605407Second for no gays or trannies.
My bad habits lead to you :3
done with my bathtub goon session wish i had someone watching me
im back
Today I ate a sand pear
>>204605407sex with fuuka
>>204605428get back in the tub, tranny
>>204605449im not a tranny though
This is your dream girl
goshpedo tier post
In 2010 or some shit my principle at school was a hotass milf. I searched on google how to find a computer's IP address. Next day I snuck into her office at school and went on her computer. Took this screenshot and uploaded in on a flash drive with this exact filename. After school I went on 4chan to ask how to hack her computer so I can search for nudes. I'm started sweating from cringe after I just found this image and remembered this story.
>>204605464ewwwww fuck no
>>204605464if my dream girl was that ugly i would stop dreaming
ok lets not turn this one into another nostalgia bomb
>>204605472weirdo
>>204605464I do feel a strong urge to take care of her and protect her and teach her how to live, but I'm not sure I'd want to gf her I think it's more of a paternal instinct
farted in the shower and it stank super bad and i puked>>204605472how fucking hyper based
Having a crush SUCKS
I had cereal for dessertI'm a big boy so I make my own rules
>>204605464>Asmon's Asian dreamgirl
Having food poisoning sucks.
>>204605454I mean you kinda are
>>204605502why
>>204605517how
>>204605475Remember the 1990s. Great times.
>>204605502it's pertty great if youre actually talking to her tho
>>204605530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPFwNCIsXBcREMEMBER THE GOOD OL 1980S
>>204605541He's not, and Chad's balls deep in her.
You guys remember Candlejack? I inverted the colors on the original image and tried forcing a new meme called Candlejorge (didn't know how to spell Jeorge apparently). Needles to say it didn't cat
dont turn this rape into a murder
>>204605555it's true I am
>>204605581don't turn this murder into a rape
i'm so mindbroken by the jannies that whenever people start discussing politics in real life i get nervous that they're going to get banned
>>204605595dont turn this rurder into a mape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu6pjU4D0a0
>>204605600Janny applications are closed, so get ready for a new batch of try hards.
>>204605617maybe our new janny will be better...somehow...ahhh
This is the greatest day of my life. I get to work for the government!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8
>>204605555I see her and talk to her once a week>>204605526Because she's on my mind but not in my life
>>204605663I hope DOGE cuts your job.
That's crazy how we're all literally BFFS
>>204605692So that's 7 days of her getting dicked down.
>>204605709sorry but you're only my best friend for 1000 years. forever is reserved for my relationship with my lord and savior jesus christ.
Back in my day 5 layer burritos at Taco Bell were 75 cents
Get ready for 4 years of "oh this hurricane (in the hurricane corridor) is the biggest ever" and "desert country (Saudi, Mexico) faces drought" and "glacier melts" it's called THE WEATHER idiots
>>204605722And Satan, when you fail.
>>204605724alright unc
>>204605724I used to walk down to the taco bell by my dads house and get 2 of em for 89 cents or in the $2 dealfucking bullshit what they charge nowadaysgenuinely criminal
>>204605716She's single I'm pretty sure
>>204605778>he thinks that stops girls from getting Chad's dickIt's 2024.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2xYABHG28based
>>204605555man im never gonna understand the total love zoomies have for NTR
filled the whole apartment with smoke after cooking steakthink my roommate is pissed
>>204605843but are YOU pissed?
no trings rattached
>>204605851im sorry he's hurt but it was unavoidable
https://youtu.be/7jMjwK2ELCUhttps://youtu.be/7jMjwK2ELCUhttps://youtu.be/7jMjwK2ELCU
I may be drunk, but I'm not an idiot.
Just learned that peggy is short for margaret
>>204605889what makes you think that video is so worth watching that you assume people want to watch it three times
https://youtu.be/-a8KQT1MXD4https://youtu.be/-a8KQT1MXD4https://youtu.be/-a8KQT1MXD4
i fuckin hate kevin smith
>>204605692>Because she's on my mind but not in my lifeask her out?
>>204605937Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYITxGniww4this is the video he meant to post
its us vs them
>>204605915
I asked a girl named Merissa to go to the skating party with me in the 5th grade. She said "I'll tell you tomorrow". She avoided me for the rest of her life.
Frank Zynatra Zyn DieselOsama Zyn Laden Zyndiana jones Xi Zynping Lynard Zynard Zynston Churchill Zyndon B Johnson Ted Kaczynski
have decided I will eat chili cheese hotdogs tomorrow
>>204605994Don't forget Robert Z Lee
>>204605979fear of confrontation, she though you might get angry
caught one baby mouse in a glue trap. get fucked idiot hahaha
>>204606049fucking hate that women are like this they all do it
>>204606055the faggots will come raining down on you about glue traps but pay them no mind checked digits
>>204606057why wouldn’t they? men go fucking crazy/homicidal when they get rejected
>>204606075i have no sympathy left for mice
>>204606055>>204606075Youtube has videos on making a plank that mice walk, then it tips them into water and they drown.
>>204606079
>orange man is in>the tinfoil hat guys moves the end times out a decadeinteresting
OFFICIAL /cum/ playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5o8Daw1ZsY
gonna shit, masturbate then shower
dont like megadeth either
>dont like megadeth either
>>204606134do you look like that
megadeth sounds like SHIT
metal is for middle schoolersspeaking of which its past your bedtime
listening to a band called megadeth is peak reddit
>soilers>worst subaopinion disregarded
>>204606184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO_EdmtR5Ck
Do you think any girl will ever love me even if I have a severe fear of driving?
>>204606242yeah
niggas be like"this steering wheel too scary"
tranime posters with the dogshit takes on everything be like yeah what you like is reddit
>>204606264anime website chud
ladies, ladies, no need to argue. there's plenty of me to go around.
/cum/ has been Pro-anime since its inceptionif you dont like it, you can go back to r€ddit
>>204606297yah, because youre obese
approximately how many women will it scare off when i say i didnt get the jab?serious question not a shitpost
>>204606327what part of the country are you in
i have more reddit tabs open than 4chan thhreads at any given time
>>204606327if this is an actual serious question, about half of them to be honest with you
might move my tv into my bedroom and simply have an empty living room
>>204606327as a woman, it gives me the ick
lookit mr "I can afford an apartment with a living room" here
>>204606363it's cheaper than my last studio but it's shared laundry and lightly beatI'm still in a studio mindset thoughI'm institutionalized
watchin the blackhawks game, they had an ad with some old married couple who have had season tickets for 15 years straight, and they talked about how you see the same people at every game week after week for years and years, and you make good friends like thatsounds honestly very comfy, i wish i had season ticket money for the saints or somethin it would be awesome to just be meeting people like that
Where are the europeans?
>>204606507Hopefully dead in a nuclear hellfire
>bitter tranimeposter hoursyuck
it's over
cry about it, bitchass
>>204606327Are women asking for vaxx records now? Grim.
>>204606363if you can't afford that, you shouldn't be renting
>>204606548they're not
>>204606541why are you so angry and bitter all the time
hanging pretty low anons.
youre the one getting mad at animeposting on an anime website, chump
hang low sweeet chariot
Grim
>>204606568hang low? sweet chariot?
>>204606568Swing low*
i fucked it
>cucknada
>>204606556HRT makes chuds borderline and aggressive. But its what our little nazi chud wants and its a hate crime to tell him otherwise.
>>204606556he's like 35 years old and he's got nothing going on
>>204606595GOD DAMMIT I forgot the pic
>>204606608not true, by the way
read something earlier about how injuns would laugh at white people when they would try to speak their language
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
>>204606612>a-acknowledge me!this is LITERALLY a WWE plot angle
>>204606608>>204606599transitioning is a big deal for tranners so hes got that at least.
>>204606612so do you get fined for complaining about this shit?like i think you can in australia, so if youre at a concert and you get caught saying 'omg who cares about this retarded shit' can someone report you lmao
I don't like broken English
>>204606634
This place really declines in quality when the Normans leave for the weekend.Total incel death when?
>>204606663I'm taller than this guy
>he thinks /cum/ is a normie generalI want the newfags to leave
>>204606663kek
>>204606668Ever since they conquered England, this place has never been the same
i did 20 fuckin years
Thank you for your Steam purchase!
evens i eat spicy chippies odds i dont eat spicy chippies
I'm 27 living with my parents, it is quite financially beneficial but am starting to wonder if I will ever move out>70K salary in Saskatoon>save $3K a month>investments at $160KBut I want to try dating and feel like living in the basement is fucking me up. Should I move out or keep stacking the bread? Or should I try dating while living at home?Sorry for the blog
not really in the mood for spicy chips actually
I heard a rumor from ground control
Took care of wordle
>>204606718purple chips? do they sell them here?
>>204606733
>>204606728IVE NEVER DONE BAAAAAAAD THINGSIVE NEVER DONE GOOOD THINGS
>>204606716i worry about quite similar things
>>204606748IVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BLUEE
>>204606745i thought you was someone else
>>204606612Should've posted this in the last YCYL thread.
>>204606705What'd you buy anon?
>>204606749It's weird, I used to never have these feelings. But as I hurdle towards 30 I am starting to feel ashamed of it, I lie about where I live to coworkers
>>204606768ASHES TO ASHES, FUNK TO FUNKYWe know Major TOM's a junkiestrung out on heaven's high, hitting an Alltimelowww
>>204606769furry shades of gray
>>204606745I wish they would make spicy chips that have good taste.
>>204606788lays also has kettle cooked honey habanero
>>204606776meant for you >>204606786
Just read Monster for the first time. The latter third of the manga just wasn't very good.
>>204606818Haven't read it but the anime is one of the best ever IMO.
this nigga aaaaaaahhh readin a manga
>>204606818My pussy is leaking
anyone up for some skribbl?
got a BIG bag of nacho doritos for tomorrowcant wait to crack em open
>see video of guy going around china and thirdie SEA nations>qt's literally everywherewhy are whyte woahmen so ugly?
>>204606849I'd be up for some gartic phone.
>>204606860crack them open tonight for a taste test
Wan-chan
>>204606860what game(s) you watchin?>>204606849goin to bed maybe in a bit ill play on mobile
just woke up
>>204606887great anime
Homunculus was pretty good.
>>204606879maybe next time
>>204606881why the fuck would I do that>>204606894dont watch the No Fun League, sunday is edibles day for me
>>204606894ill make a lobby gimme 5 minutes
>>204606849Yah, just let me get some snacks first.
>>204606920based cfb enjoyerSEC?
animes i liked:hinamatsurinichibroskaijiakagi
>>204606776Dead Space remake
Hello.I want American friends.I want to go driving, fishing and play video games(I like FPS) with them.Thank you.
>>204606942good taste
>>204606946............
not an animefag but i love Kaiji
>>204606951ok ramirez. back to barracks though
>>204606951good lucki like driving and fishingi dont like fps gamewe can not be friends!
>>204606953dont ever @ me again faggot
>>204606937ew, neverfor me, its(was) the conference of championsRIP Pac 12 after dark
sharted
>>204606951was just playing our latest, biggest fps. challenges had me use marksman or snipers. i did it, but not a fan. i greatly prefer my minimally-altered M16
>>204606951Hernandez why the hell aren't you at PT?
https://skribbl.io/?5JCRiWh5
Anime I liked:MushishiMononoke (TV series)Kino no TabiGintamaNatsume Yuujinchou
>>204606952there was some other funny manga that was about monsters living in a hotel. i cant remember what it was called
>>204607009ultra virgin
why is my facebook profile in hungarian
https://skribbl.io/?5JCRiWh5https://skribbl.io/?5JCRiWh5https://skribbl.io/?5JCRiWh5
>>204607026wtf how did you know?!?!
Oniisam, e...Magical Shopping Arcade AbenobashiSpace Patrol LulucoTactical RoarSchool Rumble4 Nin waKuroitsu san of the monster development departmentChiyo's school roadRanma 1/2
>>204607009i like g gundam alot
Feet are itching
Just finished this kinoWhat did I think of it?
>>204607134Never seen it. Do you like Hercules?
Nothing like the feel of freshly clipped toenails.
8 points for old people10 points for children
>>204607203The Disney animated one? I haven't watched that since I was like 5 years old
just eviscerated a faggot fruit fly
>>204607284His 12 brothers are still lurking in your kitchen
ate some white castle earlier now my farts smell like white castle, so it goes
>>204607317yah because my idiot roommate barely washes his dishes
>>204607337
jeets on the top mexicans on the bottom
Canajeets and Amerimutts
>Canajeets y Amerimutts o algo
>>204607134I vaguely remember liking the spanish version more
>>204607356indians could of gone to mex and walked in through texas and cali. at least last year and this one
fail rematch
no idea what skribbl isand don't even think about explaining it to me
>>204607436It's a game
i need more exposure to women
my penis is 4 inches
>>204607461Go outside
>>204607467Good thing you have a mouth and tongue
sometimes when i go outside and i see woman i feel like grabbing them
>>204607467tell me you are indian without telling me you are indian
>>204607487In much of the world, it's socially acceptable to grab random women.
>>2046074674 inches is average!
>>204607487you are why there are prisons
strangers in the night
>>204607487ape
>>204607487>t.
>>204607487
connections was ez
>>204607528lmao he dont give a shit
Not sure why I keep going to bars expecting people to talk to me
What's the correct phrasing? "She gave it up for him" or "She gave it up to him"?
>>204607573I know the feel
>>204606716>living in the basement is fucking me upIt genuinely is fucking you up, and causing (potentially) irreparable damage. You make more than enough money to be living alone, and if you *really* have $160k invested, then you can easily have a portion of that help subsidize rent/bills.>datingYou have bigger problems to be tackling before DATING. Lmaot. Regina anon>inb4 rentcucking
>>204607573Are you trying to talk to people? It takes two to tango
>>204607580I guess it depends on what "it" is
drinking milk
>>204607580"He gave it up for her"
>>204607625Sexo
>>204607573Oh my god not this again
ladies i'm 6'4
at least we're all truecels here
>>204607634enjoy buddy i'm having cherry pie straight from the tin
why are my hands so damn cold
>>204607596my issues is the money saving is so good...What are the benefits of moving out?
>>204607659>he doesn't have a heated keyboard
>Sister is leaving home for south america and got in a fight with mom and dad so family wants me to intervene and i probably have to see how to fix mom mental problems nowIm 28, im too old for this shit.
in other news i just farted
>>204607678You can't just fix someone's mental problems
>>204607678U say to themNo, im going for a tamale
>>204607658sounds yum
>>204607678just ask her to delay the trip for one week. she might change her mind, and you'll be asked to do nothing.
>>204607712She is leaving on christmas.
>>204607721then you can relax. just ask if she's sure now and then.
>>204607711comfort food
>>204607637Well, she would be giving it to him, right? You can't really be be giving up sexo, unless you stop doing it.>>204607663Psychological growth. You also build more confidence being on your own. The experience of being on your own, could help in your future; become more independent.Just find a *decent* place, and bank the rest. Not that hard in Sask, @ $70k/yr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UGbOqadHb0
>>204607747what happened? all okay?
>>204607767no but im ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4D4Aam9FUg
Tomorrow will come to be known as "Black Sunday"
>>204607833why, are bunches of chinesium junk goikng on sale?
Iconic
>>204607855I catch the red dot, even though it is an illusion
>>204607855Deep
>>204607866i look like that
>>204607780it's okay. it will all pass.
>>204607871umm you can't look like that, because that is Literally Me.
SheHer
This is an alien ufo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2edr0T7boM
>>204607894no it's lint on your yoga pants
>>204607894They've been rebranded as UAPs, and non-human intelligence
LETS GO CHARLES
just farted a tremendously foul fart
>>204607926
>watching youtube video>black dude>majoring in US history>specializing in late 1800s>"actually I'm only interested in african american history"All you need to do, is let them talk, and they'll talk passed the marketing act that they've practised to look smart.
>>204607938
>majoring in historyhaha, yah..Imagine being THAT stupid
>>204607942>>watching youtube video>>black dudewhoa buddy let me stop you RIGHT there.
>>204607954Best post
>>204607946
this is My Face When
>>204607954You're not wrong, they're pushing for reparations for systemic racism.
>>204607942And what do you know about African American history, genius?
>>204607980they invented peanut butter and the traffic light
>>204607984X2doubt
>>204607749I've heard "give it up" as a euphemism for sex similar to "put out", that's why I'm wondering
>>204607965
>>204607980That none of it fucking matters to Canada. The only bit that does is the part where the salves ran away, and we got BLACKED because of it.
its overhttps://youtu.be/GQvsXrUtopc
>make right turn on this one intersection to get home from work every night>same hooker always standing on the far corner of the same side where I turn>second night in a row that she looked at me and wavedmaybe she'll give me a freebie one of these days, eh?
>>204607993that's negro slang which you don't really need to use unless you're a negro cause you'll sound ridiculous and if you are a negro I assume you know how to use it (but you don't so you're not a negro).
>>204607997Then why does a black american specializing in black american history bother you?
>>204608011You missed the entire point of the story.
when are you gonna give up gooning
>>204608007it's nice to have friends in the neighborhood
>>204608007this is what America used to be about
>>204608018Wasn't the point of your story that black people aren't intelligent for majoring in black history?
>>204607972they will never stop calling for more gibs, they literally can't it's ingrained into their DNA. Ever heard of the black tax in africa? same thing
it never even began
>>204608052same
>boohoo, I live in the land of bunda and guava bushes, I suffer
Reparations are a meme designed to politically manipulate and control blacks
>>204608083>>204608083>>204608083
>>204608038No, the point of the story was that he initially presented it one way, but within a few sentences, his marketing completely dropped off, and he said what he's actually studying. He knew that he didn't want to be the nigger studying black shit, and had to present it in a better way.>>204608040We're dealing with the same thing and the injuns. The majority of them are crushing themselves with socialism, and are failing in the exact same ways that socialism always fail. Then call us racist for not giving them more handouts, while not fixing the corruption in their government.Grifters gonna grift.
bake new?
I dont know any other film nerds at all besides my ex who i am not talking to so i will share this with /cum/ instead https://youtu.be/d-XHTLZltX0?si=IwHt9K43PEyyNLc3I hope someone here is a silent movie appreciator who will enjoy this
>>204608095metroplis is great
>>204608106Agreed its a wonderful pieve of film history
>>204608095God i am going to watch the absolute SHIT out of this next time i get stoned
>>204608118I recommend The Phantom Carriage, if you havent seen it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVgg2pTrB4
