still better than the tyson/Paul fight-edition
>>204608083is that boogie 1488
>>204608083the amount of people there watching two fatties box is astounding
first
I don't like the fact that buttholes existI can't get over thisEveryone is pooping every day and it's so gross
>>204608108Girls don't poop.
>>204608101the hungry hungry hippo himself
>>204608103
>>204608117They do poop, and this makes me upset
>>204608129that's why they wear perfume and use make up dude because they secrete it from their skin idiot
what do women eat? do they have to eat different food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZDe47fTr1ULET'S DANCE!
>>204608129I heard one theory that girls take multiple micro-poops through the day, each time that they go pee. That way they're never in the bathroom long enough for people to know that they're pooping.It made me laugh.
>>204608143girl dinner
gn
>>204608143Sunshine and roses
>>204608129uh, nowhy would god create the female ass and then make poop come out of it?
Oh whoopsie i was still posting in the oldRepostingI dont know any film nerds at all besides my ex who i am not talking to so i am posting this here in hopes someone on /cum/ will appreciate ithttps://youtu.be/d-XHTLZltX0?si=IwHt9K43PEyyNLc3Metropolis is an actual genuine silver screen kino
>>204608190me if i was a tiny lil furry fucker
why does a loving god make life like... this
>>204608190My shit as it curves up the bowl.
>>204608179I've never seen itI'm watching this right now actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgkZIXQS1xAclassic
>>204608143a spoonful of peanut butter for breakfast and then a cup of pasta with vegetables for dinner
>>204608203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQwnH8th_fs
>>204608206Enjoy, my friend
>>204608219>>204608203
https://youtu.be/2H5rusicEnc
>>204608083Liquid Richard vs Boogie
DISCORD IS DOWN?!?!
>>204608247How will the jannies groom children now?
>>204608211Exactly, scientists need to study this. How can a woman eat, like, an apple for lunch and then stop? How is she not still hungry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHlYWY1dcqs>you will never play video games with your gramma
>>204608108yeah we need to find a cure
i usually just eat one time somewhere between thirty-six ane fourty-eight hours
>>204608259women don't get hungry they just get pissed and start crying
>>204608289that's pretty weird
>>204608259Eat less, fatty. Your stomach will unstretch to max.
>>204608259They just forget to eat and get very hangry snd if you point it out they yell at you then you feed them and theyre happy and say they love you
>>204608316based
>>204608310*from max
>>204608300i do feast when i do, it's always a very big meal.
https://youtu.be/pZ7oDCqVAtk
>>204608335Me
the subculture of people who watch tv shows on twitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oP51ptCvdUI love this show so much
>>204608367i watch movies with some niggas from /tv/ on there sometimes
>>204608367Thats a thing?I unironically havent used twitch in years so i have no idea the meta anymore
>>204608385Are they yelling at the screen and making calls?
>>204608411idk what you mean but no
https://youtu.be/ddqx_cWUN-g
>>204608425niggas be yellin n shit at da moovies
where did everyone go
>>204608485sorry, i was staring into space
>>204608485Im gooning
>>204608485i'm right here guy, i just had to pee
>>204608485Shitposting in other threads.
>>204608485sorry I was peeing and then gooning into space
>>204608485coloring
>>204608485WINDOWS, BLAST HIM
>>204608516the kids have no loyalty anymore
>>204608535sadly the amount of schizos in /cum/ is somewhat tiresome but there's still no other thread like /cum/ when it's banging
>>204608485Reading about metropolis for the dozenth time
>>204608553by francis ford coppola?
>>204608533GATESHEY, GATES?!
Gamboa
>>204608568thats a snappy onesie
>>204608535https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2588a720-1ebc-4545-82e6-c059e56d4d99
>>204608555Fritz lang
>>204608574sometimes it's good to larp as a mexican
What time does uber eats close? I’m drunk and need food
>>204608614Taco Taco! Siesta Siesta!
>>204608602sounds like a nazi
>>204608638
>>2046086376pm
nigga im sleepy
>>204608651:(
where all my sleepy niggas at?
>>204608681I’m not a nigga but I’m sleepy
maybe i should do what i was never allowed to do as a kid: ride my bike at midnight
just noticed there's a new thread and it's not just the thread being dead
>>204608641He was the people the nazis hated actually
forgot this thread is wyte boy central s m h
>>204608676look up late night delivery services
>>204608692Maybe you should do what you were never allowed to do as a kid: get married and have children
>>204608660>>204608681its only 10:30 you weenies
>>204608693I did that too haha
>>204608692i was like you until i almost got ran over 2 different times riding around at night
>>204608693happened to me as well
>>204608695He was a communist?
>>204608696
>>204608705Its midnight 30 in the real world and i should be asleep already
wait, this one? stop dragging me around
>>204608711that doesn't really happen
I live in California
>>204608738I'm sorry.
>>204608703No I don’t want to bother anyone this late. Thanks you anon
>>204608736yes it does i was a few feet away from getting ran over by a bus even when i had lights on my bicycle
>>204608720Not too sure but he made artsy fartsy movies in the weimar 20s so
>>204608738The good part (fresno) or the bad part (everywhere else)?
>>204608738we run this shit
odds i get spicy chips evens i get chocolate
>>204608770I loved Metropolis, but he's probably a commie.
>>204608795ok, chocolate, but you could get spicy chili chocolate
>>204608803im working with whatever momberg bought from the grocery store
I don't wanna brag, but I currently sitting with a 17 year old girl in my lap ;^)
eat hot chip and lie
>>204608083this shit was kino
>>204608812your keyboard has so much fur it could count as a cat
>>204608812she looks irritated
Am I autistic?
>>204608799MaybeI think he was probably more a socialist but not the natsoc kindHe was a big fan of religion due ti his upbringing and that doesnt jive with communism
I love watching old B&W religious movies
must be easy to be a mexican rapper when everything rhymes with burrito
>>204608832it doesn't matter
>>204608835The goal of a socialist is to further collapse the society, into communism.
>>204608832A website full of random idiots can't diagnose you, anon.Try Twitter/X.
>>204608832As a trained medical professional, I diagnose you with schizophrenia
>>204608850Centre left is a babe. What movie?
>>204608738i used to live in california
>>204608867bro
>>204608850Good taste haver
what kind of sword should i get for self defense
schizophrenia is a super power, the ultimate red pill
>>204608900it doesn't matter, if you Study the Blade.that said, NIPPONESE STEEL, FOLDED 1000 TIMES
>>2046089001000 fold katana
>>204608900you should get some BITCHES, niggaaaaaaaaaa
>>204608900Gunblade, that way you'll have a gun, which is the real self defence weapon.
>>204608900rapier
it's time to masturbate
>>204608931but CJ every nigga know u gotta protek yo bitches
>>204608938now think about your dad
This shit with Tabasco is so fucking good
>>204608934shut the fuck up squall, those arent real
>>204608944this nigga is eating cat food
>>204608938nah i'm fine
>>204608944>your face when
>>204608940thats not CJ, you busta
>>204608900Hunting knife you keep in your boot
>>204608948They real.
>>204608966arr rook same
>>204608704yes, and the best way to attract a good woman is to ride your bike around the town in the middle of the night, they love that
>>204608920it's tapehttps://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34?si=-3JdWQfl6N8FMjln
What’s the best way to
>>204608995they dont make nerds like this anymore, instead they troon out and sit on discord
>>204608999The
>>204609009shitter?
And I'm not proud of my addreeeeessIN A TORN UP TOWN no postcode envyBut every song's likeGold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroomBloodstains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel roomWe don't care we're driving Cadillacs in our dreamsBut everybody's likeCristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepieceJet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leashWe don't caaaaaare, we aren't caught up in your love affair
>>204609007i place the blame solely on the qualities of bullies these days
I dislike shrimp
>>204608999"I've already named our children, would you like to get coffee sometime?" She'll respect a determined man.
>>204608954>>204608960Tuna pasta salad is a high class food. It has capers
>>204609007AGP hit nerd communities like crack in 80's ghettos
latinx niggas be like"ay dios mio, este pesce es demasiado picante!"
>>204609044>capersis this how one joins the upper middle class?
goshpedo post
>>204609055kek2 guys in my gamer group trooned out. So I dropped that group.
Hey petunia
>>204609067Yes. Poor people don't even know what capers are
>>204609082(going to wikipedia rn)
>>204609071coward bitch you didn't even bully them? this is exactly what i'm talking about
What are capers?
>>204609055true i remember when troons didn't exist outside of tumblr
Ive had capers but I couldnt tell you what they are. Theyre like a pesto lentil, I think
>>204609097frog turds
Want to rewatch ivan the terrible sober this time
>>204609071what game was it? I've never actually known anyone who trooned
>>204609111the inferior fanning sister
>>204609097If you have to ask you're too poor to know
>>204609071grim
Gn /cum/mersTotal woman love
is my group of friends a "gamer group" if we play wordle
>>204609093The rest of the group were a bunch of leftist retards. There wasn't going to be an opportunity to bully. Everyone insta changed to using the new pronouns and agreeing with the new names.I would have been insta kicked out of the group, so I just saved myself the time.>>204609114We mostly played various coop fps games but sometimes the flavour of the month meme game.You're not missing out on much. They were both depressed losers who couldn't get a date, and were trapped in deadend jobs. There's nothing to know.AGP isn't that interesting.
>>204609141no you're just faggots
>>204609122Sure was.
>>204609141no you're just females
>>204609150no, i'm not the OP
>>204609150No they're not
boring weekend threadtime for bed
>is my group of friends a "gamer group" if we play wordle
https://youtu.be/l-KpsChMzH4?si=v4jR4qxZAhK4Oa9i
>>204609144>They were both depressed losers who couldn't get a date, and were trapped in deadend jobs. There's nothing to know.>AGP isn't that interesting.It kind of is, like how far from normal are we that it's even a thing, and why people would ever choose that path is fascinating in a freakshow sense.
half of you guys were on tumblr, guaranteed
>>204609144i did my part and made sure to bully the theater kids in high school. i'm confident those losers are much better off today because of it. you're really doing them a disservice by neglecting your responsibility to bully them
shit i forgot, what does AGP stand for?
https://youtu.be/FXVjZ8AhvTc?si=YiQVhs5oMchohKMs>>204609211I was here on /tr/ and /g/ but relate a lot to millenial/zillenial tumblr women in sense of humor and general nostalgia for that era of internetI love tumblr women so much, for how much i used to hate them lol
>>204609241american glass products
>>204609211no. 4chan and tumblr used to fight constantly, we'd always have to put you bitches in your place.
i don't really know what tumblr is since i never even entered the site, like an image board for girls or something
>you mistyped the captcha or the captcha malfunctioned
>>204609270essentially yes. it's sort of like reddit without upvotes and the userbase was fat neurotic libtard females
>>204609270It was umLike blogspot × myspace for girls from new york who read comic books and like marx
I wish the NYT had better writers like they used to. This is beyond ridiculous
How long does drunk last? I want off this ride
experienced a level 4 pig out next year i swear i will clean up my diet
>>204609327depends on how much you drank, the ABV, and your bmi
>>204609327this your first time lmao? anyways go drink a big glass of water and eat something like pretzels and you'll become less drunk
>>204609320I love this.
>>204609327Couple hours, all you gotta do is stop drinking and itll go away soon enoughWhy i prefer it to high
>>204609071It's crazy how many of my online friends trooned out. Must be something about Garry's Mod RP that turns you troon
>>204609320Kek 2016 era snopes vibes"We rated this false, even though it is literally true"
what is being drunk like i never drank alcohol before
>>204609370Loose
>>204609370Go buy a case kf something that goes down easy like redds or mikes and find out
>>204609370
>>204609370>>204609381Drunk words are sober thoughts
>>204609320>the canadian and US versions are practically IDENTICLE except for the US version is full of processed crap like Butylated Hydroxytoluene really can't make this shit up
drunk on weed
>>204609370The greatest feeling in the entire world
>drunk on weed
>>204609370let's keep it that way
>>204609416it's possible to enjoy life without being drunk, anon
>>204609416I think a good high is better than a good druk but a mid druk is better than a mid highBonus to druk is if you arent enjoying it you can literally just stop drinking and sober upIf you are having a bad high youre stuck there for another 4 hours
>>204609209It only seems interesting for you, because you never interacted with those people before. When you interact with them on a daily/weekly basis, it gets tiresome.As a scientific aspect to study, detached from them, sure. There's probably a bunch of interesting things you could learn about them.But if they're in your social circle, you'll just get tired of listening to their self-loathing about being a failure.Why they choose it? They're fucking failures, and they see their fetish as an opportunity to "reinvent themselves for a fresh start". But it's not going to do shit, because if they had the ability to actually improve their lives, they wouldn't troon out. They'd just improve their lives. They get obsessed with the idea of females, without actually interacting with them, so it's boring stereotype womanface.>>204609241Autogynephilia, where you're aroused by the idea of you as a female. It's one of the most common reasons for adult males trooning out.
im bored. theres no good games to play
HelloHow is life RegardsNordbro
>>204609320say what you will about the gay jews who used to write this stuff but at least they knew that verb tenses were supposed to agree with each other
>>204609441
>>204609451i want to play sulfur but i'm waiting for the russians to get on with the latest update
>>204609452eating a double chunk chocolate cookie from costco
>>204609365I think it's disproportionately found in online circles, because that's where they go, when they're failures in life. I'd imagine that they're drawn to any of the RP games. I bet Second Life was ruined by troons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AHqY-m6RZY
>>204609472Is it true what they say about costco?
>>204609455I don't know shit about grammar, so I don't even know what that means. Funny though I scored 99th percentile on the SAT verbal section and can't do basic grammar.
>>204609486yes all of it
I was actually semi-famous on MySpace back in the day
Remember to use a condom
semi-famous kinda space
>>204609479>I bet Second Life was ruined by troons.oh yeah it's beyond awful. honestly all MMO's are troon infested, especially FFXIV cause you can do lewd mods in that
>>204609320thank god it don't got that red 21
It's time for a change
Transgender people are like half a percent of the population in North America, fyi
>trannies>people
>>204609536Janny will delete the thread, you're like 70 posts early.
>>204609541It's gotta be less than that1/200 is too high
miss brian like you wouldnt believe
>>204609556t. brian
>>204609560he's baiting for (you)'s
>>204609499i wanted to fuck tila tequila so bad but now she's completely bogged and mentally ill
>>204609560no>>204609565wrong i miss his curse posting
my hobbies are video games and masturbating
>>204609541kamala harris is for they/themdonald trump is for (YOU)
>>204609573>but now she's completely bogged and mentally ill>nowlol
>>204609578mine too!
>>204609578based
>>204609578imagine living in canada and not having an outdoor hobby
>>204609578masturbating is the oldest game
My hobbies are the ontological dichotomy of the duality of Hapa girls feet, so soft in an Asian way and without being stubby toed but also aesthetically pleasing like white girl feet
>>204609578mine is drinking and getting drunk im drunk right now
>>204609601Your mom is Canada's hobby.
WALKING TALL MACHINE GUN MAN
>>204609617i didnt want to know that
>>204609617it is far too late for vocabulary like that
>>204609617I have a philosophy degree(xfd), and I hated reading that sentence. I know exactly what you said with it, and I still hate you.
>>204609629is she asian? thats important
>>204609620Me too brotha
>>204609673is it also 7:41 am where you are? didnt think so
>>204609629
dont reply to rat pedo
gf is talking in her sleep again
>>204609688is he from the north/northeast/south/souwthwest? which?>! WHICH FUCKING TIMEZONE
Your in pain I can tell by what your saying ^_^
>>204608779>The good part (fresno)LOL
>>204609688MANY such cases
>>204609709KILLHER and tell her i love her
>>204609678Sounds like you ain't drunk enough. It's 2:43 here right now and I guarantee I won't even remember 7:41
>>204609709In the morning tell her that she was talking in her sleep about some other man.
>>204609709wat dat bitch sayin
>>204609713the movie jacobs ladder made me cry in a good way so wrong AGAIN its a beautiful pain
boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/cum/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-gb))dilters ratpedo
>>204609711how many timezones do you have
>>204609709you're not allowed to have a gf here
>>204609738whats an entire bottle of rum and 4 bottles of budweiser in amerigan? because we call if SAUSEGED ROLLED
>>204609654everyone hates feetfigs
>>204609752not enough we are a small nation doomed to feel the pain of every international upheaval WE SUFFER
>>204609771Wrong. Everyone hates footfags.
is there a certain food that will make me sober faster? oatmeal?
=>>204609780feet are the least of your worries
>>204609446>you'll just get tired of listening to their self-loathing about being a failure.>Why they choose it? They're fucking failures, and they see their fetish as an opportunity to "reinvent themselves for a fresh start"ok I have ran into this part and I agree it's annoying as fuck. Sometimes it occurs on /cum/ too and it's annoying here as well.I am starting to think that there is something to the silent generation-ism of telling kids to fucking suck it up, get through it and get better.
>>204609789Nope. You just have to let your body process all the alcohol. You could force yourself to throw up, and remove any alcohol in your stomach, but I wouldn't suggest that.Just drink lots of water, as your body needs water to process the alcohol.
>>204609789take 3 more shots till you puke, and you'll be instantly soberIf you have gatorade or anything like that, chug it. You'll be dehydrated tmw if you don't drink tonight
Scottish people keep talking about IRN-BRU
>scots>people
fuck imma have to cancel my vacation to haiti because a few bullets hit some planes
>>204609835Iron Brew is fucking delicious its bubblegum flavoured
should have asked momberg to buy me lego star wars when it was on sale
cast one gift unto the sea at anothersee how it sinks both
>>204609855man I played the shit out of that on the ol' cubegreat game
>>204609844>haitilmao
>>204609844were you going for the unique food, or...?
BC boutta get GAPED by mommy nature
Asian girls with western accents are cuteLike Aussie accents or French accents but not Canadian because that's just an American accent but you say melk instead of milk
>>204609855lost the opportunity brother, you were being a good boy too and didn't even verbally abuse her when she gave you doggy tenders
>>204609810Dwelling on your problems, isn't a solution. Talking about your problems, gives you a small amount of comfort, enough for a lot of people to never actually change.The only time you should talk about your problems, is if you're looking for a specific solution to something that you can't solve.>I am starting to think that there is something to the silent generation-ism of telling kids to fucking suck it up, get through it and get better.That is true, as well as a certain amount of bullying. It teaches self-reliance.Assuming that the individual was raised half-decently by their parents, and actually knows how to properly cope with strong emotions and how to actually make a plan to resolve issues.If the person wasn't raised properly, then they just bitch endlessly, self-loath, and never actually change anything.I've been saying since I was a teenager, that I always hate the person I was 5 years ago, because I've changed and improved since then. People didn't like hearing about that, so I stopped telling others, and just tell myself that.
>>204609760>whats an entire bottle of rum and 4 bottles of budweiser in amerigan?a good time. You really drinking american beer? I didn't think they even sold that there
>>204609855gamepass trial
>>204609870i already have that one i was talking about the skywalker saga
>>204609902I haven't verbally abused her in years>>204609908i want it in my steam account
>>204609906its cheap and full of alchohol i need to be unconscious
>>204609900>Canadian accentWait until he discovers that there's multiple, and he's thinking of the Toronto accent.
>>204609935you'll be playing it longer than a month?
hey we doont all soond like that, dontch yknow?
Discord started heavily malfunctioning the instant that missiles started hitting Kiev. And it's a major AFU command and control application.I very much doubt this is a coincidence. Either the Russians timed a cyberattack to coincide with the strike or a server stack got hit.
>>204610007>>204610007>>204610007
