Hey lil Donnie editionGassed : >>204572712
>>204609271Same
>hottie with a big bum with cute, girly perfume on jogged past me.Ahhhh
>>204609271Ever since I was a kid, only blonde girls liked me. Not a single brunette girl has ever initiated anything with me, but blondes would come to talk to my autistic self. It continues now too. But I don't like them. They remind me of my dad and grandmother. But I still get very hard boners when I jerk off. I've done an experiment and jerking off to blondes gives me harder orgasms and can get my dick up in a far shorter refractory period, but the post-nut feels emptier, whereas with brunettes and redheads it's not as physically satisfying, but emotionally. The other day I was walking to the supermarket and there was a MILF there with a fat, swinging arse and the dyed Karen haircut. I literally popped a boner so hard I had to use my satchel to hide it. It's confusing and I don't like it. I want a pale, light-eyed ravenhead or a redhead. But it seems as if God wants me to get with blondes. I don't wanna. I want a fiery redhead with a firecrotch or a hard goth gal. I don't want to be basic... Oscar Isaac looks like a MED BVLL who maxed his stats, but he got with a Danish blondie, and his kid looks like a Timmy. I'm already pale and have the Hugh Grant look, if I got with a pale blondie my kids would be straight up Finns. I don't wanna. I want kids that would fit into a Dark Academia aesthetic. Like imagine going from Anakin to that dweeb Luke. I don't want that. I want a high class French brunette or auburn redhead.
>>204609925Understandable. Remember that the hill of success is a steep one.
Good morning /med/.>>204609925I wouldn't mind being with a blonde woman, but I'm Latino so that's to be expected.
The other day the british guy in my class (scottish raised in england) told me that one ration of fish and chips is expensive, 8£ (pounds) one single ration, and i could feel by the tone of his words, that it is overSo that's it, it's over
Day two of substitute cook.
>>204611210Wut?
>>204610284But what is success? I obey my biological urges and the universe's insistence on sending me blondes, or do I push through?>>204610435I don't dislike them. I like the ice queen corpobitch look. It's just that I can never shut my head up and when I look at them I keep thinking of my family members that are blonde and it makes it too weird. It's rare here, brunette's the norm, so by having it in a few people close to me, I immediately jump there. It's why I'm gunning for a redhead, no redheads in my family bar an aunt. And pale ravenheads are even rarer, so I'm trying to bet on these two phenotypes.
>>204611502You'll have to move to Northern France for that look.
>>204611502Success is getting what you want.
Good morning med
>>204611579Eh, real talk, I'll probably die a friendless KHV in my parents' apartment, so it's not like I have a choice.>>204612046I wish I knew what I wanted at this point. I don't know what is real and what I have constructed and forced myself into.
>>204611259I am cooking because my mother is sick.
>>204612208You and I both.
>>204612244Ah, don't poison yourself fren
Hey /med/ would you kindly rate my Calzone?https://litter.catbox.moe/t75pxw.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/pglgc4.jpg
>>204612353Shitalians are still sleeping (they are lazy), you'll have to wait 4 or 5 more hours to get a response from an italianBut my opinion is: >VegetablesPoop
Damn. >>204609766
>>204612427It has cheese and pepperoni I also brushed the dough with egg and I used the rest of the egg by cooking it and putting it under the Calzone.
>>204612503What's in? Pepper and onion?It sounds good, i would eat it, but i prefer cheese or meat
>>204612294I wouldn't poison my family.
>>204612709By accident i mean
>>204612561YepGreen pepper and onions CheesePepperoni This is the second time I'm cooking a Calzone. The first time wasn't too good.This second time I managed to improve a lot.
>>204612731>This is the second time I'm cooking a Calzone. The first time wasn't too good.>This second time I managed to improve a lot.Nice, a bunch of times more and you'll make some decent calzone
>>204612728No worries then.
>>204612275
I have an urge to breed African kweens...
>>204612589Fascist scum.
>>204612816Besides, I'm following her instructions.
Me on the right
>>204612433This is what he gets for becoming a doctor.Repairing machines is better.
>>204614623Poor Nguyen
>>204609925She's nice>>204612589Nazi scum
https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/176412/true-or-false-sudden-deathI got 100%
>>20461667054%
>>204613888White qveens, you mean?>>20461667092%, didn't guess the dice thing correctly.
>>204617015>>204616427I need to experience that at least once
I don't get the fuss. I just follow instructions.
>>204617524What instructions ?
>>204617551Cooking instructions.
PC niggas of /med/, just got a blue screen upon opening firefox (picrel), should I be worried? This shit never happened to me, not even once, even on the pc I had 10 years ago.3x9 160 kgs leg press3x10 90 kgs calves2x12 65 kgs + 1x12 67,5 kgs RDLs (will ask myguy next week to check my form and if he says it's fine I'll throw on 10 kgs for now, maybe even more, idk)3x18 80 kgs hip thrust machine3x7 65 kgs leg curls1x9 85 kgs + 2x12 75 kgs hip abduction (nothing wrong with the weight at 85 kgs but I felt like it limited by ROM even if only by a little bit)3x8 75 kgs leg extensions3x9 85 kgs adductions (can finally adduct 85 kgs again after I increased ROM by 1 unit some weeks ago, increasing ROM is harder than increasing weight fr fr)
>>204617653What was the error code of the BSOD, magyar-kun?
>>204618079I don't remember.
Half Life 2 and the episodes are for free in Steam, maybe it's time to finally play them.
>>204618139Then I can't help you. Maybe try reinstalling firefox?>>204618510You've never played them? Heresy. They're good games.
>>204618510Can't bother with that.
It's been decided, i'll grow a moustache and a perill
>>204617015not what I meant at all.
Hello lads, spent the night at my parents, watched some kino with them. Pretty nice.I autism rambled to my dad about Berserk, Bloodborne and ASoIaF lore.
>>204619695>Then I can't help you.Thanks anyway for trying. *hugs you* (no homo)>>204618510/med/ders will hate me for this, but Half Life 2 and episodes have been sitting in my Steam library since Dec 2016, but I never played any of them (except like 10 mins of playtime on HL2).Also, I always thought HL2 was just the 3 episodes in one file (meaning you can play them separately if you don't have enough room on your hard drive) instead of the 3 episodes being different games fr fr.I'm retarded.
>>204618510>>204623829I'm not going to say you should drop what you're doing at this exactly moment and play these games immediately, but I am having one of those moments where I'm suddenly realising that people younger than me exist. The idea that someone of my age grew up and didn't play Half-Life 2 would have been beyond the scope of belief, unless they happened to be from a rural village in Uganda, or from one of those wacky religious households where they hand out Bibles to trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
>>204624008>but I am having one of those moments where I'm suddenly realising that people younger than me existWait until you learn that there are people younger than me.
>>204618510>>204623829I've never played them either I know it through memes tho, crowbar wielding silent man stacks boxes and fights facehuggers from alien, war of the worlds walkers and men in gas masks and there's some kind of giant tower I think the alien king or whatever lives thereso I basically already played it
>>204624008I never played it either desu.
I never finished HL either. I remember people playing it here on their PCs, but I was a retarded console gamer, and by the time I got around to it, I found it rather boring. I finished both Portal 1 & 2 though, so I really like the lore of the HL/Portal-Verse, but the games themselves, eh... It's been years since I seriously gamed tbqhwy. I still haven't finished Death Stranding. My last big undertakings were doing a proper Mass Effect playthrough a decade ago, and doing a Metal Gear marathon through the Legacy Collection and all that, which was 4 or so years ago. It took me literally a decade to finish Deus Ex Human Revolution. There are some games that I still do want to finish though. And I'm trying to replace my nightly movie with an hour of gaming plus a book. I just think watching is too passive at this point, and at least gaming a bit would be an improvement.
I wanted to post a screenshot showing that I got 100% achievements in HL2 about 10 years ago, but Valve decided to merge the base with episodes and I don't have 100% anymore...
>>204624008You'll be happy to know I'm playing HL1 right now and loving it, same with BG2.All interplayed between KCD sessions.I love those graphics, reminds me of Thief and Deus Ex. It was peak gaming era>>204624867>I found it rather boringI think it's pretty damn exciting but I guess you must have a tolerance to pretty old games.Also I relate for the amount of stuff I have to read/play/watch too.
Replaying it for like the 20th time
>>204624581>Wait until you learn that there are people younger than me.I choose not to believe.>>204624867Thought this webm was Cabin in the Woods until I clicked on it.> I just think watching is too passive at this point, and at least gaming a bit would be an improvement.I always feel weird when people call "gaming" their hobby, because passive media consumption has never really struck me as something that could ever classify a "hobby". I suppose it's more of a hobby than watching TV, but there's no creative or constructive element to it.>>204624746>I never played it either desu.This is not entirely unexpected, as I think it was you who also said that you had never played Skyrim before.
>>204625248>playing HL1The original, Source or Black Mesa version?I wholly recommend the Black Mesa version nowadays, it's absolute KINO (and it also doesn't have the retarded jetpack jump mechanic, instead it has a good jetpack jump mechanic).>>204625376That was a fun film. Have you played Black Mesa?
>>204625533Sorry pal, I'm just having too much fun with the original. Will play Mesa later on, though>>204625376>passive media consumption has never really struck me as something that could ever classify a "hobby"completely agree. That's why I like to make it a bit more involved by reviewing what I consume, cataloguing it and analyzing it. Feels less like a waste of time
>>204625703Log to our conversation, fren.Black Mesa (besides better graphics than Half Life 2, because it uses the Source 2 engine), has a bunch of QoL improvements, a vastly improved later part of the game (I won't spoil you about it though), and also an extremely retarded game breaking bug in one of the levels if you go out of your way to be retarded (I was retarded on my second playthrough).
>>204625248>You'll be happy to know I'm playing HL1 right now and loving it, same with BG2.That is because you have the soul of a boomer. Your essence of your very being is prematurely aged.>I love those graphics, reminds me of Thief and Deus Ex. It was peak gaming eraI always thought it looked a lot like VTMB, and then like 10 years later, I finally realised it was because both used the Source engine. I do love those clean looking graphics from that era of gaming though.>>204625533>That was a fun film. Have you played Black Mesa?No, I was worried it wouldn't have the soul of the original, and I didn't want to taint my childhood memories.
>>204625376It was me.
>>204625968Yes I will! Sorry, I must not have gotten a notification.>>204626051>Your essence of your very being is prematurely aged.An old soul for sure, reinvigorated by boomer ludo>looked a lot like VTMBinteresting, been a while since I last played VTMB, never really kept playing bc my laptop was ass at the time and the bugs and lags were getting worse. Still on my list, just like the VTMB text CYOA
America at its finest.
>>204627021hmmm... Let's agree to disagree then
>>204609271>>204627336Dooooonnie boy!!I just shit myself, watchu gonna do about it huh?
Another day of NEETdom.Working on a Blender model, but I want to search if there's a way to use curves on Blender and make vertices fit a curve, since I can't properly model something with what I know now, but my internet is so shitty I can't even watch a video in 144p without it stop every few seconds to buffer, so I'll leave it for now.
>>204626051Then play it, it’s basically an excellently made remake.
Elder abuse kino is back on the menuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ntt1cA1o4
will make a big borger for dinner laterwhat will /med/ have for dinner?
>>204627966nice, I got some choucroute my mom made.>>204627541You're quite productive despite the neetdom and slow internet, good on you.
>>204627966Bolognese.
Shaved my face and washed my hair. Feeling cute and breedable (by women, no homo) rn.>>204627966Skyr yoghurt and a about 150 grams of salted caramel flavoured magnum ice cream.
>>204628082Not that productive, I spent only like 2 hours in Blender.
>>204627966The scranPotatoes onions garlic with spices and fried egg with cheeseTopped with fresh green chilli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkD3nVx_sVk>tfw have to wake up tomorrow for my saturnian sacrificial ritual
>>204627966Had a pizza.
>>204629249basado, should make more tatoes myself.Did you fuck a nice réunionaise already?>>204628785still better than nothing t bh
>>204629694What did you use as a topping? Some ham and tomatoes perhaps?
>>204629249Shitalians be like>grim
Do your father try to explain you simple stuff that you already know and refuses to continue the conversation unless you listen to his explanation of what you already know iyc?It just happened to me so I stopped the conversation, my father needs to learn I have a fucking degree in computer science.
>>204629913>Did you fuck a nice réunionaise already?Nah I have a gf back in France
>>204630153Yes, he usually tells me shit like how if the govt forces banks to pay extra taxes to them, the fee you leave at the bank won't increase.Then if I tell him that I'm a financepilled gymmaxxer, he tells me I don't know shit about finance.Then we just don't talk for like 5 days.
>>204630335I wasn't sure that was the case but I remember now. The long distance isn't too hard to bear?
>>204630359Do you ever discuss about the former glory of the hungarian kingdom?
>>204629978Ham, red pepper, onion, Maltese sausage, some other sausage... those I think.
>>204630560>Do you ever discuss aboutNo, we don't talk that much. Even if we happen to talk we end up arguing.
>>204630768Sad to hear that anon
>>204630429It's not too bad we chat every day and she'll probably join me next year for her master's degree
Italians booed our anthem
>>204628724Based skyr chad.>>204630153Yes. He gets mad if I cut him and say>you’ve already told me that five times before
>>204631267They're just mad it's iconic while literally no one outside of Italy would recognize theirs in a blindtest
>>204631416And we just scored
>>204631416I don't even know how Le Marselleise sounds
>>204631493Well I didn't say everyone knows itJust that significantly less people know the Italian oneAnyways for me it's the Kazakh anthem
>>204630335She shoulçd have been together with you there a long time ago, it must be unbearable having so many black qts around with such a queen at home.
>>204631797Aren't Réunion people mostly mixed brown rather than full black ?
>>204631829They also have austronesian blood mixed in, like in Madagascar.
>>204631947Héraultanon said they were a bit ugly though.
>>204632015I'm sure there are some cuties there
>>204631829There's everything but the fully black one tend to be from Comores or Mayotte in other words m*slims>>204632015Nah they're hot but I'm biased because the samples from my uni are all 18-25 years old fresh girls
It's a footfag paradise however because all the natives here wear open shoes or sandals all the time
Biden just authorised ukranian missile bombing of Russia in response to the north korean troops deployment. These strikes using western missiles, not those dogshit ukranian stuff.This comes after banan man said some months ago that deep striking of Russia would be met with retaliatory strikes of possibly nuclear nature.>>204632245Gib brown 18-25 years old queen.
>>204630184
>>204632263It won't change the fact that Ukraine still lost
>>204632263Just come here it's a EVROPEAN territory
>>204632263>missile bombing of RussiaOnly Kursk oblast doe?
I identity as a roly-poly.
>>204632357I actually know a girl that went there to test european deployment of 5G some years ago. She loved the place.>>204632370No, limited striking (depending ont he amount of missiles received). No restrictions on bombing site (for now).
>>204632404So what are your pronouns sxstxr?
>>204632426I only have 4GMake her come back please
>>204632245>It's a footfag paradise however because all the natives here wear open shoes or sandals all the timeHow do you manage to keep your sexual urges in check? Have you simply trained yourself to have an iron discipline?>>204632263Getting tired of this nothingburger war, hopefully Trump manages to shift the scale one way or another. Don't really mind one way or another how it ends, as long as it benefits the UK.
>>204625248>I think it's pretty damn exciting but I guess you must have a tolerance to pretty old games.It depends whether it grabs me or not. I've watched movies from the 50s I've enjoyed more from something from the 70s, for example. Some work, some don't. Had I played HL when I had more time I would've enjoyed the ambience, now I'm always too anxious for it to immerse me. If that makes any sense.>Also I relate for the amount of stuff I have to read/play/watch too.Ain't that the truth. I'm almost done with all series/miniseries, I rarely find a new movie that really grabs me, but my book backlog is huge and I've given up on ever playing the vidya I want. I just want to finish a few key ones.>>204625376>Thought this webm was Cabin in the Woods until I clicked on it.Yeah, it does look like that hallway scene in the compound.>I always feel weird when people call "gaming" their hobby, because passive media consumption has never really struck me as something that could ever classify a "hobby". I suppose it's more of a hobby than watching TV, but there's no creative or constructive element to it.Oh, I'm not treating it as a hobby. I just figure that as there's no chance of me doing anything genuinely constructive, at least these days, I can at least try to finish a game or two I want. But honestly, I'm too tired to play. It just seems like a useless grind to me at this point. The only game I'm looking forward to is that EA Iron Man one they announced ages ago, but it's because I've been an Ironfag since I was a kid and have been dreaming about it for decades. I'm not expecting it to be good though...
>>204632450Strawberry/jam
Another goal, now watch as we're gonna choke our lead
>>204627966I ordered a burger with bacon jelly I like, and fries, and also a pasticcio but in pasta form. I'm watching Jeeves & Wooster while waiting for it to arrive, and I'll be watching a weird film I came across with Josh Hartnett and John Malkovitch while eating it. Also>bitchSexhavers and thundercockers and sluts should all burn.
Just as I was saying
Saw Gladiator II...>>204618510I took it yesterday.>>204624008Think I played a bit on uni computers with the lads>>204630153Dad oftens repeat the same story to me so I try to tell him I know but he keeps going.
>>204633593>Saw Gladiator II...It's shit, isn't it?
Drifting.
>>204634379The picture is related.
>>204634429Weird bodyNo sesso
does this happen in /med/ countries?
>>204634543Go to bed.
>>204634654About to
That's what you get for booing our anthem desu
>>204635797Did Ngubu score?
Me with my good fren Catnigga>>204635956You have to be more specific
>>204635956>>204635978kek
>>204635978Me and Moselle on our way to do donuts around the Piazza del Popolo while loudly mocking local Italioids for losing at sportsball.
I'm gonna sleep, good night med see you tomorrow>>204637044Based
