got that monday feeling
oill fockun kill ye rorke
>>204651498Getting metaphorically bummed at work. Not good
wonder if we can post the webp in the upgrade
Insurance renewals should be opt inthose cunts at Hastings took 160 quid because I forgot to tell the not to gyp me3 to 5 days for a refund fuck off youve got 24 hours
If this site's layout changes dramatically I am going to THROW A FIT
>>204651518sabadabylman
Never used to have to wash my face every day but not it's a greasey, flakey mess if i don'tReckon they've put something in the water
6 inch Willy me, 6.25 “bone pressed” reckon I’m bang average
>>204651611mmhmm.....
>>204651575Thanks for the reminder lad, probably would have forgotten about my admiral renewal next month
>.25 inches of fatlose some weight tubby
>>204651612girth?
Sometimes I think about the girl in uni whose mum told her to cheat on her bf with me. To her credit, she didn't, but she did dump him to ask me out. Have been extra wary of women ever since.
In the new upgrade, theyre banning the autistics
>>204651612Okay mate how's work
5 inch Willy me, 8.25 “bone pressed” reckon I’m bang average
>>204651588yh im sure after like 20 years they decided now is the time
Give me your hand
my willy doesn't really properly get hard anymoreim 28
>>204651698stop wanking for a bit
>>204651551
>>204651680
the pale ones are impatiently waiting
plottin sum
can't find a job and can't live on uni credit, what do
>>204651698Older than you and my willy is hard for at least 7 hours per day.>>204651709I wank all the time.
>>204651754find a job
>>204651754crime
>>204651498He is very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?
>>204651765what crime>>204651760trying lad
>>204651754Amazon workhouse
supporting a black owned business today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpwzGAEt5nU
>>204651758>my willy is hard for at least 7 hours per day.School teacher?
Off to a good start today team>Awoke at 10:00 am (approx)>Got up at 10:30 am (approx)>Did some uni work>Did some russian studying Currently having some russian caravan tea
>>204651836what time is the old stare into the mirror and realise you’re a bloke meltdown scheduled for?
>>204651758Yeah dunno why really, think I've fried my brain, probably need to move on to more disgusting porn
>>204651868may i suggest gay scat fisting
>>204651641blog on you insufferably boring bastard
Any habitual big-shitters in? Always do a big shit that can't be flushed so i have to carve it apart with a coat hanger or leave it soaking in bleach until it's eroded enough to get flushed
>>204651698im in my 30s and 90% of the time i wake up with a rager
politics is dead confusing nowadays, nazis on /pol/ supporting russia in its quest to de-nazify ukraine, the free palestine movement has been put on the forefront for leftists and now /pol/ (again, full of nazis) support israel, in fact all the right wing people in general seem to have done a complete 180 on jews altogether for some reason (tommy robinson, farage etc)
>>204651868Oh you're a porn watcher. That explains everything.
>>204651885Alri Diego, I thought you were away for good?
>>204651910ok
>>204651901YeahMy poos are big but generally flush apart from the bits that stick to the bowlProbably need to eat less fat
>>204651787um
t pa eal artl uacy dsh ie o
>>204651910(((For some reason)))
>>204651868same hereThe vanilla stuff wasn’t working for me so I had to move onto the darknet zoo forums
Cronem passed by the College of Autism to pick up a lil ting
Waiting for my ebay deliveries
Silence lads, I'm busy coding
coding up a storm
>>204651965She's out early today mmhmm
>>204651965mmhmm sum of dat vitamin melanin will set her straight x
KWAB
code up a new 4chan because this one is falling apart
>>204652021das rite. set her right
honestly shut the flaming front door
>>204651965wot lil timmy gon do mmm?
>>204652022Whats funny about this
>>204652051Timmy
daein a jobby
Letting the brain worm dictate my 4chan posts
unemployed autistic incel waking up in his rancid bedroom to spend the next 16 hours spamming AI images on his gaming desktop and phone
Any good posts recently?
>>204652067Went through a Trump humiliation ritual to remind him he’s Daddy Don’s bitch
the wagie shuffle stops for no man
>unemployed autistic incel waking up in his rancid bedroom to spend the next 16 hours spamming AI images on his gaming desktop and phonebro narrating his life in third person :skull:
>>204652191No mate I'll ping you on teams if I see any
Timmy don't know bout dat
>>204652225fucking ANNIHILATED that prick
>>204652251mmhmm, only the cronem get to rip up a fresh one
going monty pyke late lads haha
'twas brillig
>Vet, 35, took his own life using drugs to euthanise pets after growing upset at wealthy clients asking to put their animals down, inquest hears
>>204652251>>204652272>>204652289heatherpaedo melty
>>204651498irish diasporafunny how every britisher of note is a diaspoid
>>204652289mmhmm
the future wife
>>204652321I mean they can refuse if the pet is healthy and not suffering
>>204652197eating a burger with the president on his private jet, how humiliating
>>204652355Irish diaspora feel better around black people
Mental how gookmoot's "wait 15 minutes before posting" spam filter has only caused a 10x increase in spam across all boards because only spammers are willing to wait that long to be autistic.
>>204652342>WE WUZ THE BEATLES N SHIET>A fat American tourist visiting Dublin who has 100% Irish ancestry? Fuck off you’re not IrishWhich one is it?
whats this about keir starmer and southport then?
>>204652225>>204652257blud seethin' and replying to himself loooool
>>204652431Bodied that incel freak
>>204652342Oliver cromwell wasnt
>>204652380He literally campaigned on calling McDonalds poison, said he would sort out the American diet and make them healthy again. Trump got him to drop out to take his voters, promised him a cabinet position. Then he wins and Donny makes it clear he was his bitch and the photo op proves it. Bobby dead behind the eyes thinking “wtf have I done” lmao
funny how acne and acme are so similair yet are near opposite sin meaning haha
>>204652251You should be killed.
>>204652393
>>204652357Timmy's dream
anyone I can add in here to play Fortnite duos with
>Talented ambitious people move to a place where other talented ambitious people are>Businesses decide to invest in these places as that's where the success is flowing and where money can be made>"Local politicians, councils, mayors" get upset that the places where ambitious people are not moving to or are actively leaving are "underinvested" in, decide to "level up", put more money into them to develop them to "catch up" to successful zones>Tax the successful people more, use money to give to shit areas local governments. >They "invest" the money into local schemes, shit arts plans, museum exhibitions and sports celebrations that just act as self-congratulatory pats on the backs for the people involved in local government, while the areas remain shite and people still don't move there
He’s officially started today’s 4chan pass VPN shift. Mental how badly I mindraped him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZILRjJmz_Go
>>204652342>funny how every britisher of note is a diaspoidEvery brit of note since these isles became a hopeless hellhole
>>204652526the last thing emily sees before her hymen gets ripped up
>>204652518who are you quoting
>>204652460Hmmm yes indeed, all well and good but Harris still lost
>>204652560me
They actually called it DOGE xD hella awesomesauce!!
Spaki has become completely unhinged. Since losing his trip his posts are incomprehensible
>>204652518Londoners believe this btw
>>204652571link
>>204652518Yeah the flaw of levelling up is it involved devolving too much when our institutions for local governance are inexperienced and shortsightedOtherwise it makes good sense to try and improve our non-Capital city development like most of our European competitors manage to do
>Mother, 8-year-old son die in rollover crash where child was ejected from vehicle
>>204652604He used to be somebody people loved to hate. Now hes just someone people hate.I leave him to it and let the filters do the job.
>>204652631
>Sex offender threatens mother of his child before killing toddler in Chesapeake
i miss boris
I can guarantee I’m the most skilled man with a cock in his hand here
It gets real now
>>204652626Just turn Sheffield, Hull, Leeds, Sunderland into tax-free economic zones and let the banks give out easy business loans. That would level them up without putting bloating up their shite local councils
Pussies continue to rapidly evolved. Modern pussies are bigger, juicier and more swollen than ever before. New characteristics are observed every day.
>>204652676Heatherpaedo
>>204652676hymen is at HIGH risk of rupture in that pic
>>204652626It woulf make sense if these were new cities but cities like birmingham, sheffield, liverpool, Nottingham, Manchester used to be internationally famous cities, known for various industries and productive hubs. And theyve been neglected for years, some may never recover. Glasgow and Liverpool used to have populations of over a million people
shi lil timmy got the shiesty wot he cookin?
>>204652631>>204652658
on the slots
>>204652676he means business
Devolution has been great here in Manny, most people are in favour of it.
Mental how jannies can delete a NSFW post within seconds but one incel retard can spam for hoursHas to be deliberate
>>204652705mmhmm ain't dat da truth x
>>204652713I don't see why the history really mattersThe only relevance I can see is difficulty developing because of the 'debt' of needing to rework or destroy existing infrastructure, which is a valid concern but not a complete blocker to development
>>204652714Timmy trying to impress his Korean e-girlfriend by looking like a ninja
>>204652724is it at least the fun kind with scalawags and pirates telling you there be treasure here matey
>>204652760nun you cud do
>>204652731what business does he have?
>>204652760ye amount of times i see people banned for nothing while someone else in same thread will be doing the same but worse and not get banned
A nice succulent poo
>>204652797level 12 hymen snatcher
there are eight blackbirds in the one spot in my garden.what are they up to?
>>204652815>narrated by Idris Elba
>>204652818>>204652818>>204652818>>204652818NEW
absolutely FUCKED up a job interview - not sweating about it though, already got another offer from another company. this was just practice, as far as I'm concerned.
>>204652831twerking are they
>>204652827That's him fucking done then LMAOOOO
>>204652803ain't nun u culd do timmy
>>204652844janman won't like this
>>204652827tilde’s bussy on specialbuy and the cronem are buying all the stock mmhmm
Unelected bureaucrats in Brussels
>>204652850wtf she made her whole arse a vagina
>>204652844typical mickwit!
>>204652827LMAO
>>204652860sexless is yours
Mood has dropped significantly
I'm a bit sleepy this afternoon but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 on THREADSPLITTERS
going in shops and wiping my spunk on women's clothing
>>204652815Genuinely a good read
>>204652904bodied dat incelnun he cud do x
>>204652905nobody careskill yourself
dem jordans be squeakin in aldi
twiddle-dee-dee
Why is spaki so obsessed with the irish
*thpthpthpthpthpthpthpthpthpthpthpthpthp*
Brits sad slip into eternal failurereligion is realprogunclimate change not realearth flatspace not realhomo not natural9/11 inside jobtrannies not naturalantivaxantichoice they hilariously call abortion murdernukes not realcurrent - 5g towers mind control.No wonder these fuckers watch gbeebies.
>>204652962The Irish are SO fucking stupid omds
umdiwofa wojock hefs wiga afacyuw
>>204652985https://youtu.be/IIp4j21NTig
>>204652985rather odd strawman you've come up with heredoubt there's even a single british person who holds all those views
Day 998 of the special military operation, give it up for day 998
>>204652977Pooskins think the Irish are an easy target since they're one of the only Europeans who didn't colonise their brown homelands
>>204652985schizo melty
>>204653013Why was Leo so popular??
>>204652985stfu you ugly trannois
>my body my choiceexcept for vaccines then it's "your body, my health"
Deary me it's so cold today
>>204652985>they hilariously call abortion murderit is thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usUgNsZRnZQ
can i get a schizo melty with fries and a large diet coke?
>>204652985have sex please mate cheers
>>204653068small cock day haha
>>204653013nun they cud do
>my body my choiceexcept when choices you make with body injure other people... wait you mean like when you kill a baby through abortion?lol, lmao eventhese people are so thick it's unreal
ajo
>>204653068mmm get them round to warm you up x
sorry leftypol there is nothing scientific about believing a man can become a woman if he has his willard chopped off
Sprinkle of psychotic Jamaican
jesus was a black jew
the cronem are chiefing that og kush while gettin their legs massaged
>>204652908>death con 3omds
>gettin their legs massagedhe is so fucking bent
>>204653157black seems unlikely dont you think considering descriptions of judeans at the time?
Spainpaki sucking on black mens toes
Fuck youeternal anglo scum
>Timmy sent me a pic of his pencil dick on snapchat
>>204653189their legs are stiff from allat action from last night, but i understand that you cant relate x
oh my god it's so fucking cold
>>204653107not really funny isnt it
*gay nasally pakistani voice*ooh timmy you silly little boy ooh x
>>204653215Don't see the problem
>>204653215>tfw we could've had your oil
>>204653215Don't think anyone here was alive or served in the government at the time
>>204653216aha what are Irish diaspora girls like x
>>204653215Being "neutral" in world war 2 makes you selfishly cowardly scum who deserve to lose their sovereignty
>>204653217Your stepdad's mates are also using you as a punching bag? State of your life lmao
He’s having a melty thinking I’m the Belgian cuckspammer again lmfao, mental how badly I mindraped him man
>>204653231just grim isn’t it
he was just like me
>>204653231too big
>>204653231wood berry
Give back our land
>>204653299damn, she ain't ready. is she ready?
Elephantis (Ancient Greek: Ἐλεφαντίς) (fl. late 1st century BC) was a Greek poet and physician renowned in the classical world as the author of a notorious sex manual
>>204653215Are you going to screenshot the wiki for Operation Weserübung and say 'fuck you eternal kraut scum' in /deutsch/
OMAD kicking my arse today lads :/ just wanna scran everything in the house
cor got nothing to say me
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
Uh oh, Spainpaki incel melty kicking off. Stinky stinky!
She's going back to their lodgings
>>204653316Bought and paid for
>>204653357your mum would be fuuuuming if you did that she just did the m&s shopping 2 days ago lad!
OHAD for the cronemone hymen a day x
>>204653352>germans trying to liberate Norway from british agressor is bad?i for one thank Germany
I don't live in fear. I live in fury.
>>204653371mental how badly you mindraped him
>>204653362Omds
>>204653215>germany actually invades and occupies them>we try to help (in a very shit and incompetent way)>60 years later, some somalian Norwegian on 4chanFuck you anglos!!
>>204653383mmhmm learnin about their sine curves dey be packin x
Just discovered I am attracted to a specific set of late 40s/50 something women who look exactly like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsLv1C3TbWE
An average tatar girl from Kazan with her boyfriend
I faced reality for 8 years in the UK. My emotion was totally down and depressed as a young guy of 19 year old back then. I managed to finish my studies and went back home. Im halpy now and doing well. Never to travel there anymore. Its depressing. You are not living life there, you are surviving life there. Money is not everything, peace of mind matters.
>>204653400?
>>204653464grim af
>>204653477mmhmm nun timovich cud do x
>>204653402
>>204653487lol ok incel
>>204653522I’m not an incel though?? Bizarre outburst :s
>>204653404i see so you are simply a cuck standing up for your wife's bf
>>204653464Timmy's brain making him like old, haggard bitches because he can't get no young tail LOL
>Halpy
I don't live in fear.I'm a furry.
apt aura dealt disco oahualso european pros take autos like the youngerto participate early partly saucy dj is occurring(midi work dock gets wish factual)
>>204653563Bizarre cope, you're an incel :l you've never had sex and 4chan is your life
Irish diaspora phenotypeCabbage for brains
my grandfather lived in Africa for like 20 years, I wonder if he fucked black women,
whats a good comfy game to play for these comfy winter months?
>>204653620Alri you got me lol I am tbf
>>204653636Hope not, ew
Bit grim that we’re actually allowing Zelenskyy to guilt trip us into getting nuked by Russia :/
>>204653577She is attractive and youthful in her voice and actions. I think there's a difference.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UymOLJ1gs
Playing this new CoD here and the Battle Pass is offering me free CP. They need to change that acronym
Unhap'ly chances upon a sightSuch the belgian turned in fright:Their weak constitution could ne'r bareThe shocking sight and despair:Twas their mother being beaten, With a closed hand, by their step dad!The belgian cried to all their friendsWho were imaginary in end!This belgian haunts the online world,Where envy set loose sails unfurl'd
lil bro trying to laugh along with the bullies :skull: he really thought lmaoo
Bit nippy int it lads
>>204653672why are you so obsessed with the Russo-Ukraine war
Ah so David, you put on bit of weight since last meet
By 2040s or 2050s, one in four people will be a black person. Globally.
THE C R O N E M
"better to reign in hell than serve in heaven", the belgian criesAs saves page upon page of porn to their hard drive,And spams it all day long,Bitter tears pattering because their dad did wrong!
>>204653710He fucked up after that "with open eyes" comment
>>204653705no wot u mean pal sum1 walked past me on street so ad to deck him dont no wot their going to do do u
You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretenses of your civilization which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilized world.
>>204653678Ever seen Harold and Maude?
>>204653678Are you blind mate? She's absolutely foul. Look at her haggard, collagenless face.
>>204653741u better not let stepdad find this...
katy luv dem charming new arrivals x
/brit/ will suffer as so did I,the bedridden invalid screams and cries,as their poor mother tends their sidewhose poor face she must now hide!
>>204653723And by 2150, 3/4 of people in this country will be mixed-raceThe pull of bbc is just too strong
>>204653705Just a bit of bants
it's too fucking coldcan't type as well as usual. it's like my bones are seizing up.
>>204653769Never but just gave it a search, seems way different. My situation means the woman is only about 20 years older, that seems like way more. Might give it a watch.
>iWeatherNet
>>204653644when i was a neet a few months ago i unintentionally didnt kill friede in ds3 because i loved the comfy boss fight so muchhttps://youtu.be/LDGSxkxrI0w?t=435
Got four hours sleep. Mental health awareness day?You're all gonna be real fucking aware.
off out to meet cro nem x
anything above 12 yanks call them "military numbers"
>>204653861*intentionally
>>204653822they will spread their seed in fertile white wombs while your incel timmy genes die out
>>204653847Found this earlier whilst doing university work. My fingers felt slow and clumsy. It's even colder tomorrow mate.
Why did boomers worship John Lennon?>Lol just stop believing in God and be nice to each other Wow, so profound!
>stood at the urinal>another bloke comes in>get stage fright and literally cannot piss>awkwardly zip up and shuffle out the toiletsgod im such a fucking FREAK
THECRONEM
>>204653706Wouldn’t say I am but its big news today lad
>>204653946Why
>>204653958See>>204653672
>>204653935grim ye you are :(
imagine the kind of person who would badmouth anne briggswould you pay them any heed?
Irish diaspora John Lenton worshipping a goon killer thug
got to go to work soonits good starting later in the daycan lay in and have a big lunchbut now its getting closer and i cant be arsed goingits cold outand wont finish till 10ish
>>204653983
russia wont nuke us because they're ruled by the same you know who's as we are, the war will continue so that the military industrial complex can keep laundering money through lives of random slavs but it isn't going to directly involve us
>>204653899You're brown and you've never had sex tho
>>204653935Just go into a cubicle. Urinals are weird and needlessly sexual.
>>204653966Dont think this is accurate :/