rage, malice edition>>204693495previous
what do USA girls smell like? be honest pls
È basta with the animal NEWs, huh?
>>204704862thread theme to calm our nerves and anxietyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1mE_b2rjw
>>204704892
>>204704897i don't know what that means but i'll take requests for the next one i know you guys are tired of if i just wanted to make it really fast so i can make lunch
Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta
odds: yolo risk it and order perfume in advance with the assumption that this year I'll get one of the hot bitches for our SS at workevens: don't0: die in my sleep tonight and I'm gay
>>204704942Never rush. And never do anything out of hunger. Not even eat
>>204704955I watched GATACA, so human spirit is more powerful than DNA
Set the connibear trap in the garage to kill the raccoon tonight
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
I ate entirely too much today
>>204705235
>>204705235I’ve eaten genuinely nothing today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4W0tAQ3Xbo
>>204705214having soup for lunch so i'm gonna skip it today
>>204705247
Eating hamon and smoked cheese.
lunch
>>204705491I don't believe you
>chili + sour cream
>>204705498This nigga eating chili with beans
>>204705553Filtered hard
>>204705524Sucks to be me I guess.>>204705498It's that a little too runny? Don't you need a tortilla or rice or something?
>>204705560yeah i like beans. everybody loves beans
AYO THIS NIGGA LIKES BEANS
>>204705604beans are supposed to be in chili don't let anyone tell you otherwisei like chili with the oyster crackers
30-06 is 12mm longer and is therefore more powerful than .308>t. Dumbass niggas
>>204705625>oyster crackersBased. My sister used to crumble up half a packet of saltine crackers in her bowl of chili It's great
>>204705594i dont think it's runny. maybe the picture makes it look like runny. and yeah i eat it with rice sometimes
I love beans
>>204705686yeah she gets it saltines are good too but oyster crackers just make it for me
Years ago when I was broke I watch a scooby1961 video on how to bulk on a budget. Made insane gains on beans and eggs and oats and peanut butter. Ate beans every day.
>>204705673but 308 is the biggest number because 30 minus 6 is 24
Gonna eat rice, chicken, and chickpeas for dinner
I don't understand the beans in chili or not debate, it seems like a fat person thing
>>204705723>>204705604Those are staples for me too.
>>204705745Insightful, thank you
>>204705498what kind of meat?
If you wanna have an actual debate, we can debate if sunny side up egg goes on burgers. And it's mandatory.
>>204705800ground beef and ground pork
>>204705824all i know is that tomato does not belong on a burger
>>204705824They don't. It's over medium, sunny side up is simply too runny to make a good burger
>>204705912t. fruitcake
>>204705912i'm okay with tomatoes but pickles were a bad ideai like pickles on their own but not on a burg it just doesn't go together they're cold
>>204705912dangerously incorrect. there should be a hotline to call for individuals putting themselves at risk like this.
>>204705929"t. fruitcake" refers to yourself lol what a dummy
I was trying to put a small piece of cheese in my mouth with chopsticks and I missed and it fell and it went into a very tight crevice on my new chair and I can't get it out and it's now stuck there forever. What the fuck...
tomatoes get a bad rap because most of the tomatoes that come from the store taste like water/nothinggarden tomatoes taste so much better and actually have flavor, cherry tomatoes are really good too i'll eat enough of those to get sick while i'm in the garden they are really tasty i like making tomato sandwiches too with mayo and black pep those are good
niggas be like"this fruit and fermented cucumber too psicy"
>>204705964Gay
We are tomato experts now
>>204706087
>>204705912Facts.>>204705921Incorrect. A perfect burger goes like>quality buns, slightly fried in the patty grease>well done>double cheese>bacon>fried egg>mushrooms>no sauce
Just realized I've been wearing the cum shirt
>>204705992Not when replying to someone. Though typically you would green text it
>>204706038pic? there's gotta be some way to get it out of there.
business idea: messsican cum instead of cheese on burgers
>>204706111Forgot pickles. Add pickles.
>all these filtered postsresponding to thirdies again are we
>>204706111Fried egg isn't mutually exclusive to over medium. It's just how you fry the egg and for how long
>>204706139It's between the metal plate that's part of the recliner assembly and the seat part itself. I'd have to disassemble it to take the cheese out.>>204706176You didn't filter shit and your mom a hoe.
bulgarians be like"these tomatoes too spicy"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cCWT65dMHsblack pepo originally broke the soul of america and it hasnt been the same since
>>204706195I meant well done for the beef patty.
>>204706241>well doneewwwwwwwwwwww wtf
is it really true that i can move to the US and open up a CURRYWURST food truck and become a millionaire and start buying AR15´s. UZIS. MG42. Pumpgungs.TEC9 Ingram11 Gauge12 and own a MASSIVE house with 5 bedrooms and 10 bathrooms ? I hope the Don son of Frederick Trumpler from Kallstadt RHEINLAND FICKFAILURE makes America great again for German immigrants so we can live our Autism without starting a war and genociding millions of random people but just become rich and famous and i want 5 latina concubines and a Whirpool and V8 muscle cars and Pick Up trucks and real estate.
>>204706237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCWT65dMHs0*
>>204706202Tomatoes just make the bread soggy and make everything else slide around when you take a bite.
Raw onions don't belong on a burger but tomato does
>>204706241O, I see. Pretty much no reason not to cook a patty well done. Now if it were a steak or something, we'd have words
>>204706293i like raw onions on the burg though i'm an onion head
what does egg add to the burger in terms of flavor? when i have eggs i always put hot sauce on them because they don't have much taste on their own
>>204706317Well done steak in my mouth.
>>204706407>when i have eggs i always put hot sauce on themwtf?
>>204706407egg yolk is tasty and savory it goes with a burg it compliments it but i just can't do messy foods and runny yolk gets everywhere so i can't do it
>>204706407Eggs are literally the best food of all time if you think about it. It adds taste, satisfying chewing texture, as well as the yolk combined with the meat and bacon juice as a form of sauce, becuase I don't eat sauces and I said no sauce on the burger.
>>204705790it's one of those fake reddit debates like pineapple on pizza. It's all just to be pedantic (reddit).
>>204706432breakfast diners in America have tabasco sauce at the table for this reason.
oh also the garden tomato thing from earlier applies to eggs tooi get eggs from my dad he has a chicken coop and they taste so much better than store bought eggs it's hard to describe but i swear they are just more flavorfulthey are really happy chickens i should take a picture next time i go over to my parents the rooster is a really big guy my dad has to keep a stick in there to hit him with because he will just attack you
for me, it's ketchup on eggs
Mayo on beans
fatass niggas talking about food again
>>204706514Maaan I want to have a chicken coop too.
>>204706520that too. when i was a working man, i would make a piece of toast, fry an egg, then just slap an american single on there and squirt a little ketchup. i crammed that in my face with some coffee every day for decades. God, i don't miss those days a bit haha
>>204706575Welcome to /cum/! Your choice of topic is music, food, homofaggotry or chuddism. No politics allowed thoughbeit
I thought Shake Shack had a burger with egg but I can't find it...
addicted to fpov videos as of late
>>204706641dont forget anime
I remember i went to see the karate kid in theaters when it came out and during any fight scene black people would get up and start doing karate in the isles
>>204706639the woman in your life should have prevented this from happening that sounds awful
Uggghhhhh I hit my knee on a furniture corner uuuuuuuuggghhhhh
>>204706672American blacks like going crazy in movie theatres in general
>>204704938i wanna smell it>>204704933way prettier than the current miss universe
>>204706605
>>204706682she was always still asleep. i used to watch the sunrise from my desk.
>>204706749>even these fried FB memes are chuddyTotal Chud cultural victory
grim
>>204706818whoa
>>204706668>fpov videoswhat
>>204706818lol mexicans are funny
>>204706818https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_in_the_woodpile
Talk trash about places you've never been to
>>204706749I prefer rice
>>204706874Mexico sucks lol
today i especially wish i had never been born
me and who
>>204706895based
>>204706874California is full of pedos, homeless people, drug addicts, literal homofaggots, leftie busybodies, criminal niggas, and soulless clout chasers.
>>204706276NYC is safe by the standards of large cities in North America.
>>204706874https://youtu.be/aELt7jMYyp8?t=11m41s>robbed within 11 seconds of crossing the borderI will not go to your cunt
>>204706993you have posted this like 4 times now
>>204707067you didn't mention mexicans even though they greatly outnumber all the shit you listed
>>204706993>look at how mature and serious I am when discussing something completely unacceptable and abnormal>it's because I'm a very confident and totally self secure adult with very high IQ that doesn't stress about trivial matters like human connectionWhat's this phenomenon called?
it's cold and rainy and cloudy outside pretty depressing weather but i get to dress warm which is nice
>>204707131I mean there's probably 20 other things I didn't mention about california but I can't name them all. Plus the guy I replied to is Mexican.
Recommend moe manga
>>204707186comfy
>>204704942I asked you to use this but you refused. I will continue asking
>>204707205Jijou wo Shiranai Tenkousei ga Guigui Kuru.
>>204707205Yofukashi no Uta.
>>204707235i don't wanna use a pic of someone trying to commit suicide
>>204707281Use Seahawks Perro then
>>204706993they're very nervous, aren't they? like guarding a hernia. just get cheated on and get mad about it like a regular guy. you don't have to show your belly at every sign of adversity. i can't think of one trial or tribulation i've gone through that i would have preferred to incorporate into my personality, rather than just suffer through it.
>>204707235how about 400 jeets
>>204707281>>204704942Only OGs will remember this. Use this
more like the shithawks
>>204704942use this
>>204707352>>204707373>>204707422ok give me your names so i can credit you
>>204707409Don't insult his team ok he just grew up in seattle and he likes football ok
>>204707428i have no name
>>204707422do you have this in a bigger size
You like someone's fitness journey photos and the algorithm inundates you with questionable diet and exercise advice. This is why I don't believe in free speech
>>204707428Chudleaf
>>204707461i do not. sorry.
>>204707453ok squirrely steve
>>204704942Use this.
watchin destiny
>>204707470just like me, but with Slavic/Balkan women photos
The village of Ollolai, on the island of Sardinia, in Italy is offering easy immigration and a home for any Democrat or Leftist Americans who want to leave the USA rather than live under another Trump regime.It will cost American applicants €1 for the house + the cost of flying over.Why are they offering it? The village has hundreds of empty homes after the local youth left for the big city.The houses are now falling apart and owned by the local government who wants to sell them for €1 and bring in new residents.Would you consider going?Source:https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/ollolai-sardinia-italy-one-dollar-homes-b2649838.html
>>204707508Do not use this, nobody cares about Europeans this is /cum/
>>204707510eeewwwww
>>204707438noFUCK the seachickens
>>204707510>one of the biggest left-wing personalities online>a literal cuckoldwew lad
>>204707487it's okay i found a bigger one
>>204707528Use this.
>>204707570post it for everyone
>>204707510Destiny is retarded neoliberal and a hardcore Zionist. Hasan is much better for politics.That said, Asmongold of all fucking people is now the biggest political streamer. Fucking state.
>Hasan
>>204707593
>>204707619Still upset about Turkish rule?
>>204704942here's something seasonal
>>204707621thank you!
>>204707638what a comfy picture give me your name
>>204707428Anonymous schizophrenic
>>204707621>>204707593>>204707570>>204707487>>204707461>>204707422You guys suck at internet.
>>204707665no name
and the spiders from mars
>>204707711AND GOD GIVEN AAAASSSBECAME THE SPECIAL MANAND IT WAS ZIGGY'S BAND
>>204707683thanks
it looks wintry outside but actually it is 80 degrees and balmy
>>204707761Silent Hillesque
Today I went to the sto' and had to put double layers on because it was like 2 degrees Celsius.
>>204707711SCREWED UP EYES AND SCREWED DOWN HAIR DO
>stoyou are bulgarian
>>204707785>2 degrees Celsius.heaven
Right now it's 26F outside and everything is covered in ice
>>204707826VGH, the oilfields of Russia...
>>204707826ewwwwwwwww
>>204707798>you are bulgarian
>>204707803>2 degrees>heaven
>>204707826this picture makes me feel a certain kind of way but i can't really describe it i wish i knew a poet or someone who is really good with words to help me finish my thoughts
BUT WHERE WERE THE SPIIIIDERS?WHILE THE FLY TRIED TO BREAK OUR BAAAAAAAAAAALLS?JUST THE BEER LIGHT TO GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE USSO WE BITCHED ABOUT HIS FANSAND SHOULD WE CRUSH HIS SWEET HANDS? OH
i kind of fade in and out of politics. sometimes i feel like they're worthless and not fit for consideration. and i like that, because it lets me feel smug and 'above it all'. but sometimes i'll be reading about history, and there's plenty of politics there, and think to myself, "wow, that was terrible. why didn't somebody stop that?" and then i wonder, is there something *i* should be trying to stop right now? am i failing in a deeper responsibility as a human being by sitting around on 4chan all day? what i've learned to do in these moments of uncertainty is play with the cat, and have a drink. then i'll be certain of the net-positive. he's happy, and i'm happy.
While finding a bigger res of that one pepe I found some really retarded ones. This nigga aint got no ears. Where are the iems going???
Complain about indians in canada
>>204707960>the amerigringos are making me eat lard o algo
>>204707960cockroaches when the dumpster gets emptied out
>>204707960Get his ass
>>204707899you should be happy then, the election was decided in favour of those who wanted to stop pet eating. Your cat is safe
>>204707990jej
>>204707960this is me
>>204707960should've added a speech bubble
>get up to put hoodie on because it's cold>notice my right ass cheek has gone numbThis new chair was a mistake.
Man I still can't find a fucking 25 inch CRT TV. It's all either 21 or 29. You Americans have it so easy. You just walk outside your house, get in your truck, drive to the next house over, and there's a yard sale with a pristine 25 inch Sony PVM for 30 bucks.
>>204708060is this the same chair that swallowed up the cheese?
>>204708186Yeah. Bitchass chair.
>>204708133Doesn't happen anymore in Biden's America
>>204707428Don't use Seahawks Perro. Kinda low quality 2bh. Use this
>>204708222hopefully you're getting all your misfortunes with it out of the way early. because at this point, you're only missing some fecal disaster to fill out the chair-mishap bingo card, and this is all just from today. what witchdoctor did you buy this thing from, anyway? haha
>>204708323okay anonymous schizophrenic
>>204708341>some fecal disasterThis is quite literally impossible. I even stopped farming after I started using it.
>>204708323im gonna give the alien one a shot. my pothead friend won't shut the fuck up about UFO sightings and now im starting to believe a little
I don't know why people say Musk made twitter horrible it was always horrible now they just want a scapegoat
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1732054296043518.webmno catch on the space x launch for the boosterit went into the ocean and exploded
>>204707893horny
>>204708370>>204708398Thanks. There's more where that came from
elon musk will make cat girls real
>>204708471if he did, i would forgive those ridiculous-looking trucks.
>>204708439no
Is it too cold to grow tomatas now?
OH she was using a straw to drink the maple syrup in the 2nd panel
>>204708575depends on where you live
>>204708419leftoid talking point while they all pretend to use bluesky. Once it stops being shilled it will die down again
I can't figure out where air is getting in my steering system after changing my steering rack, pump, and hoses.I spotted 2 leaky fittings and dealt with them but the pump whine remains.Going to warranty to pump and get a new reservoir, but I'm losing hope. I don't see any more uv dye popping through
potently incelibate incelday i'm having
Having Thanksgiving with my in-laws :/ I just want to stay home and shitpost on the chons
>>204708670i feel like as a man i should have been able to understand at least part of this haha. i wish you the best of luck
>>204708670i thought you fixed your car that sucks >>204708700are you gonna go for an incelwalk to the incelpark and stop by the convenincel store to get an incelsoda
>>204708670My first guess would have been fittings or barbs, but if you checked those and it's still there then it could be bad pump seals. Could also just be that you didn't get all there air out after fixing the leaky fittings
>>204708858>incelsodaNot a fan of Baja blast desu
>>204708957baja is good but i mostly just drink energy drinks red bull is my favorite and i’m starting to get into monsters i like the no sugar green ones the only soda i drink regularly is cream soda i know it’s an old lady soda but i don’t care
I just signed up to donate to the natural conservancy, and I'm pretty sure the guy cringed when I mentioned I dirt bike.
>>204709014>i know it’s an old lady soda but i don’t carewow, very spinny-coded. This is spin-core right here.
>>204708747Air is bad in any hydraulic system including steering, brakes, and clutch on a car. It makes the pump whine obnoxiously and the steering will randomly get harder. >>204708916I vacuum bled it like 8 times at ~15 inhg (-inhg?) At times the pressure would hold steady and other times it would drop slowly. The vacuum pressure holds steady at idle, but will drop when the car is off. I ran uv dye and saw the fittings glowed, removed the fittings and cleaned with brake cleaner and scotch brite then cleaned them again. On of the fittings is excessively difficult to access, but there is no way i didn't torque it enough.
>>204708858no i'm going to be stuck at incelwork until the dark of night then i'm going to go incelhome and be alone
>>204709014I pretty much just drink water and coffee now. Though there's this carbonated tea made from mushrooms that is delicious
I'm gonna buy a VCR and import anime VHS tapes from Japan.
>>204709113anime tapes, huh?
>>204709088this isn’t an incelhouse it’s an incelhome :’)>>204709092i had someone try to get me to drink some mushroom coffee and it tasted like monkey butt apparently it’s healthy for you or something though
>>204709113If you buy random lots of used unlabelled vhs tapes on yahoo auctions japan you will often find illegal pornography
>>204704862why he angry
>>204709255it’s garbage day
dont think my phone interview went well. I dont know how to sell "Why Im suited for this job"
>>204709157some lady was interviewed about her longevity because she had lived to 100+. she said she only eats things that taste good. so i don't buy any of this nonsense about green shakes or whatever. this lady lived into vampire ages eating chocolate.
>>204709292>"because i'll kill you if you don't give it to me."
>>204709321I mean it's rolling the dice. Barring some egregiously unhealthy habits, what will eventually kill you is cancer or your own immune system failing. Even if you don't live and eat the healthiest diet ever, you may get lucky or have good genetics that keeps you alive till those ages. In the same way someone that lives healthy can die in their 40's to cancer that runs in the family
>>204709157What's the insurance like for an incelhome
>>204709321i think the main thing is just not being fat and exercising and not being deficient in any vitamins or other stuff you need everything beyond that is just fufu
>>204709404then consider your own happiness, i say. forty good years are better than a hundred lousy ones.
>>204709474That's why it's better to live fast and die young. Or live fast and die old, if you can manage it
Post more buzz words
just sharted
>>204709541pendejo
>>204709450it covers fires and floods and the normal stuff but if you pick up a spouse then kt cancels the plan and you shift to fakecelhousing subsidized by the government
>>204709492i'm not so short-sighted that i would ever advise someone abuse themselves, but if i want a peanut m&m, i'll have a peanut m&m. you can indulge without sickening yourself
FUCKJust found out I’m going to prison for 10-15 years
>>204709584damn bro why
>>204709584can i have your nintendo
>>204709601Criminal tax evasionAgent Matthew Johnson from the IRS Criminal Division said I owe them $20,000 in Amazon giftcards but I don’t have that kind of money
>>204709584Damn dude, i have herpes which is a life sentence so ikhyf
>>204709623Did you get it from your uncle?He gave it to me too
herpes and convicts. form an orderly queue ladies, we got it all!
I want money
I’m being sent to prison for beatin up that pussy, my nigga
>>204709659A lot of people have herpes and never show symptoms. Over 50% or the adult population has it in one form or another.
>>204709611lmfao
>>204709611LOL
Thanksgiving and Christmas is so grim with my mother who thinks we're in Hooville like damn bitch calm down
>>204709611Bro, you must not redeem
>>204709611You should go on the lam, run off to Canada
>>204709696Proudly a non-herpes haver (tested) despite being a sex haver
>>204709696this is beginning to seem like something you've researched.
>>204709722i really really like this post
Even a lot of incels have herpes from sharing drinks and food with their single moms.
>>204709765>having a slut momISHYGDDT
>>204709755Same, but people who repeat that stat don’t realize it includes the herpes virus that gives you cold sores too not just genital herpes
>>204709696>in one form or anotherYou mean like chicken pox?
>>204709804That's why i said "in one form or another"I don't have genital herpes lol
Lmao
>>204709156Yeah, pretty soulful.>>204709162I need the labels to know what anime it is.
>>204709840>highway-of-death-iran.jpgThat was the Basra highway in Kuwait heading towards Iraq
Fuck paypal. I wish paypal would fuck off it's so trash.
>>204709886Ya idk why it's labeled Iran, that's just the filename
>>204709927still using paypal haha x
In my dream last night I was fucking a hot goth girl with demonic teal eyes. She kept saying she loves me while we were porkin' but for some reason I said 'I don't love you' then I woke up. Did I successfully fend off a succubus?
you know, considering how many times i've jammed my member up a butthole, i'm surprised i don't have some sexual disease. man, what a lottery-win that would be. genuine, bible-condemned sodomy, and to get away with it all. i'm sure this will all be very entertaining when i'm screaming, "but it was with a woman! AAAAA" from down below you guys
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!
POE2 EA on Dec 6th. You guys playing that shit?
>>204710018Have you tried not being a huge smelly disgusting faggot?
>>204710066i quit doing it. i resent being called a faggot, however. unless you apply that to any anal sex.
>faggot can’t not talk about faggotry
>get asked to help with something at jobberg>fuck it up so badly they rescind and say they don't need helpi can't cope with this ego bruising
>>204710149sucks to suck
indeed
>>204710122he was talking about butt stuff with girls though
>>204710149Thou shouldst be rejoicing. Less work for thee.
>>204710149you may not know it, but you've unlocked the secret of a successful marriage.
>wherefore row'st thou not?
>>204710311I've been on that bridge.
>>204710350What require'st thou? A buttoniere?
>>204710275what, weaponized incompetence? guys will be like yeah i can build an entire house by myself and wrestle a grizzly bear and win but if they cook once they’re gonna burn the house down
>>204704892Farts, BO, and shea butter.
>>204710311the most overrated place in europe
>>204710399That's just browns
>>204710430Yeah, Americans.
>>204710428I've never been up north. They say Venice smells like a sewer
>>204710456Browns aren't Americans thoughbeit
>>204710389you're forgetting that your wife very much enjoys feeling smarter and better than you. it takes a great amount of skill to fail just enough to believably be the fool.
if you were gonna shoot yourself how would you do it? gun in the mouth?
>>204710456Says the jeet
>>204710473>>204710499
>>204710471It's built over what is basically a swamp. Settled by a tribe fleeing from the east and allowed to stay in the only place no one in the region wanted
>>204710492By cop.
>>204710492in the foot, just to spite myself one more time.
>>204710505Doesn’t make you smell any less like curry, Ranjeet
>>204710574>no argument>calls the leaf a jeetIt's so tiresome. We're still a majority white country. Shame you won't be able to say the same.
>>204710608>no argument>in an argument about raceThe argument is that statistically you are likely a jet or a chink, you retard
>>204710703>>204710703>>204710703
310
>>204710608>We're still a majority white countrySo are we>Shame you won't be able to say the same.LOL you think your fate's gonna be any different?
what's a more ordinary-looking car you like? not some luxury or sports thing, just a regular thing.
>>204710505You have no idea how much this makes me laugh
>>204710749What year range? The new accords/TL look ok
