I CALLED IN SICK FROM YOUR FUNERALTHE SIGHT OF YOUR FAMILYMADE ME FEEL RESPONSIBLEedition
Oh no, a different thread.Perhaps I should have a meltdown
posting in this threadi know.... i know!!!but basically i'm going post here hahahahha
>other thread is posted by a nonce, later than this one and being spammed with pornmmmethinks i shall post here instead
>>204705229same
>>204705229Threads have been consistently dogshit today because a few posters are spamming nonstop. To top it off some cretin is just reposting from the archive so the entire thread is just some schizophrenic and barely intelligible mess.
>>204705330>a few postersit's literally one poster
>>204705330>To top it off some cretin is just reposting from the archiveWhat are they posting?
>>204706671shit about graham linehan for some reason
just farted
Shite tattoos
and me
>>204707015Surprised you felt it
Honestly it's quite impressive how many people in this general probably have undiagnosed mental issues
so which complexes do we all have? me - napoleon.
>>204707038yeah you can post nsfw stuff
>>204707061i vary between imposter syndrome and god complex
>>204707061Watersports
my favorite part about peanutbutteris, at the end of eating it when its on your skin, you can rub it and it turns to dust and disappears
>>204707040it was a big one x
>>204707061Don Juan
>>204707097Ugly fish head shite tattoos put her in prison
if i say im going to touch your balls do you flinch? do you have to imagine me doing it when i say that and maybe then you do?
>>204705330Imagine being rattled this badly and it's only 9pm oh my daysThat reheated curry is going straight up the childhood bedroom walls isn't it
>>204707061I find mathematics to be really complex :(
>>204707133i don't like people touching my balls
>>204707061I think I'm addicted to porn
>>204707133no x
>>204707145UwU, sounds like it happens to you a lot
The "TERF island" discourse is mostly contained to conversations within left-wing British politics: mostly the more """woke""", third wave, Corbynist, intersectional faction of the British left accusing the Blairite, centrist, New Labour faction of the British left of being transphobes. Almost all the big scandals: JK Rowling, Helen Lewis, Graham Linehan, Robert Webb, are 1990s/2000s Blairite liberals who have been accused of being TERFs by the more current wave of British leftismThere is a reversal to this as well: the Blairite libs spend a lot of time accusing the Corbynist lefties of being antisemites.The internal factional rivalries within the Labour Party are probably the most intense aspects of the modern culture war in BritainMeanwhile for right-wingers, or most of the unaffiliated British population, it's amusing at best to watch the lefties fight, or just downright boring
It's industry standard in the USA to wash chicken in chlorine at the factory before making it available to sale.This is illegal in the UK as it is considered unsafe to eat foods washed in chlorine.
uh wait what
>>204707119They always are
Darth Revan was incredibly powerful in the Force and he also was a brilliant genius at military strategy, an excellent lightsaber duelist, a charismatic leader, and he had a wide array of skills including pazaak, demolitions, healing, mathematics, computer slicing, repairing, swoop bike racing, building droids and also he had cool robes.
>>204707167i call a cunt a cunt matedon't care if they're a red centrist or a blue centrist
>>204707189just how i like it x
remember when that graham linehan lad got a divorce from his wife last year because he spent every single waking minute of his life obsessing over trannies on twitter
How hard would it be to rip some fella's balls off do you think
>>204707196
>>204707182bruh
Why are there no Indian jedis?Why are there no Black siths?
>>204707182Nothing ever happens
e = mc squared + ai
[YOU JUST KNOW] [IRRELEVANT SECOND TITLE]
DOG GF
>>204707237what's wrong with this
>Lineham
>>204705020The Hoteliers!I love that band though haven't listened to them for years.
>>204707309doesn't exactly scream 'reliable news source' really
>>204707242Because you could smell them coming
thoughts on the gf lads?
>Spainpaki still spamming about Graham LinehanHe was literally up until 4am on Sunday doing the same thing. He has just copy pasted a lot of his posts from then. This is after misspelling his name as Lineham at first. Have a look in the archives if you want a right laugh
>>204707340Fine then stick with your NPR you gay cuck
>>204707340they linked to a cnbc article
>>204707360Dont like all the shite in her nose also youre a nigger
>>204707397nah
I support the dekulakisation of Britain
they named the city after acclaimed actor Warwick Davis
Jay Dyer said that Zionism is a big part of the world socialist agenda along with feminism and transhumanism and the LGBT movement.
my feet are cold but I don't like sleeping in socks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz4041UhZR4
>>204707397i was laughing at you for having schizo shit in your twitter feednot least cos twitter's dead 2025 is the year of the skyline
Have you ever seen the movie Pontypool?
>>204707441well, lemme suck on em
>>204707476The one about the radio yeah?
horse
Melanie off Fun House is working in a Wetherspoons in Ramsgate
>>204707455Think on
>>204707476*throws a crumpled piece of paper at the back of your head*
>>204707495yeah and in the movie language is a virus
>>204707476Yeah it's quite a good concept. The bit with the teenage boy talking like a baby was spooky.
>>204707524Yeah it's shit
'ate my life
Which British show should I watch? I hate Australia BTW.
>Meet girl who on video game>Tell her I like her she seems to like me back too>I usually initiate conversation, invited to games ect>Decide to let her do it instead to test if she really likes me backIt's been over a week bros i think it's over aha x
>>204707564:(
>>204707561Bet you did fat cunt
obamna
>>204707360>lib-woman dating an arabmy rorkey-senses are tingling, something tells me that this will end with an honour killing and the bloke fleeing to algeriano-one will be surprised, but we will all pretend to be
>>204707567>Meet girl who on video game
>>204707567invite her to a game and apologize for being away doing something really important and find out why she hasnt been talking to you
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
>>204707567Here is a tip for next time.Girls will have hundreds to choose from and if dont put in the effort they will just move onto the next. There is a reason people simp.
>>204707567>meet boy who on video game>he tells me he likes me and i like him back>he always talks to me and invites me to games>stops talking to me and playing games with me all of a sudden>hes probably found somebody elseThats what happened from her perspective
Well lads?
Definitely some rancid poo stuck in my bowels and colonFeel bloated and like I need a shit but nothing coming out but absolutely honking farts like something died
>Penny came out as genderqueer, pansexual and polyamorous in 2015.[26][27] In 2020, Penny stated a preference for the pronouns they/them; they also use she/her pronouns, although they consider them to be "less accurate".[28]>Penny has spoken of having complex post-traumatic stress disorder (CPTSD)[30] and autism.[31]
Sick of these anime freaks shitting up this general.
>my rorkey-senses are tingling, something tells me that this will end with an honour killing and the bloke fleeing to algeria>no-one will be surprised, but we will all pretend to be
Poland is getting all of the poppy contracts in the EU (you can look at all of the trade deals between companies its on the internet)
>>204707639He said he usually does the chasing but decided to let her do it instead.It was a test and she failed
need to invite someone i've never met before into my home tomorrow so he can take photos of the placea violation
>>204707695Name on toby
>>204707695interesting
might get my cock and balls removed by an enoch maker
>>204707671RRUNT COMEDIANhttps://youtu.be/lC4bRzZ6GF0?si=sH0RGgJBvqYZBunK
countries* and those countries are getting everything with the contract, lots of different work and chemicals
>>204707674190
back building my wee village lads
>>204707698hate hate HATE having people in my domicileit's MY house you are NOT allowed in
I will quit 4chan on the 1st of January, 2025.
the EU website also they have a link on it to freelance contract work for the EU, which is pretty cool. but im not going to do that
I never stood a chance My life is a living hell
>>204707756very lovelyhave you got a name for it?
>>204707764might join you x
>>204707764see you thursday 2nd my man
>>204707781Hadn't even considered it might need a name tbqh lad.
>>204707756what tranny game is this
>>204707735oh no no no
might move to rural eastern Poland and teach English to the local cuties
>>204707781upper incelton
(this didnt happen) but thats spooky
>>204707807are you disabled?
>>204707807your words would be more hurtful if you were capable of reading
>>204707735did he say junked up or jumped up
AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>204707828well god isn't real so no not really
>>204707781cockford-upon-spunk
>>204707849What did Timmy do????
>>204707849Feel lots of pain looking at this image, poor lad
not going to argue about religion
>>204707601as is your god given right
>>204707671She's literally a heterosexual woman with a husband.All this 'queer' nonsense is nothing but attention seeking from incredibly boring people.
>>204707831>>204707834touched a nerve?
>>204707735she (they/them)'s been done
>>204707849
>>204707898
>>204707768>I never stood a chance>Manlet>Stutter>Average looks>Asthma>Average IQ>Low self esteem>Poor dexterity>IBS problems>Rosacea>Small dick with phimosisPeople better off than me have killed themselves over trivial matters compared to the misery that is my entire existence
munching the the christmas crackers
>>204707849bet white top on the left grew up to be a beautiful woman
testing out the new pillows, lovely
>>204707849am i missing something? what's he done wrong
>>204707933read this as "tweeting out the new pillows" thanks
>>204707849Me in primary school after pooing my pants
>>204707849Just before he did the dance from Teen Wolf and took the fittest girl home
>>204707849ocean of clunge
>>204707917My condition is so rare and severe that merely mentioning it would dox meBut given that, I am in constant severe pain, 24/7, I have an allergy to painkillers, and I am physically deformed
>>204707967Warwick Davis?
>>204707849look at that try hard on the right. She's not even paying attention
>>204707898>>204707966
>>204707967siamese twin but you're conjoined by his cock to your arsehole?
let the prisoners out and let the wogs in
alri fellas as you were xx
they're saying this is rorke
always thought it was a bit weird in the inbetweeners when they had that scene where an actual real life 14 year old rubs the 20 year old man who plays simon's nob.
mad how none of you have seen 8 1/2, you're just... haha... you know?
gigamelty on the cards
Smoking a bluntReading a book Need a shower
Just blew a vile load all over my keyboard, felt intense.How many times does /brit/ orgasm in a day?
>>204708045looks like rorke
shart in mart int he marts
>>204708063I have and I don't remember a thing about it x
>>204708063doubt that
All my Zigger friends have suddenly gone silent about politics now Ukraine has been given permission to strike Russia
We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
>>204708058i actually auditioned to play simon's nob
>>204708089wish them a happy day 1,000 for me
>>204708074smelly
>>204708097They needed a fella with a tiny cock did they?
>>204705020can't fully enjoy the inbetweeners because it just reminds me of how cruel and unforgiving the average person is
Wish I were a girl so bad
get the sticky keyboard cleaned
>>204708125Done him
nose is dripping like a tapcoldberg doing me right in
>>204708076
>>204708143Why?
kssh.beep
>>204708125BOOM! HEADSHOT!
>>204708125>>204708148>>204708171no my full body was going to be his nob
>>204708093I remember school dances and the heart wrenching, soul destroying feeling of your crush dancing with another guyespecially if it was a SLOW dance. holy shit it was really over then
>>204708076I aim for 6 but manage 4 most days. Not employed btw
Epic 4 the win
>>204708181knew you were a little bellend matey
Back with some cans and some groceries Gonna make a curry for the gf and I tomorrow Tonight it's leftover pork ribs from the weekend
>>204708143*wastransitive property
need to get back on the dating scene but refusing to use dating apps. approaching women may be the only way
got itchy hands from all my cleaning today
>>204708081this is what life in America is like
>>204708076I only cum one a week me, cant be doing that.
enticing a poo
>>204708164Mentally ill I suppose Doesn't make the pain less real
Listening to MESHUGGAH. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
>>204708205yeah fair enough i was just trying to make a joke based on the way that guy worded his post because he typed 'rubs the 20 year old man who plays simon's nob' and then that australian had to chime in with his shit patter and ruin it
>>204708074You don't actually read books though
dentist tomorrow. she's gonna tell me off for not taking care of them, i already know it.
>>204708263*steps aside*carry on sir
>>204708247what would you do if you were a girl?
seex
>>204708058The UK is a Tatchellite paedocracy
>>204708301Probably the same, only without crippling psychological distress
>>204708263oi grooveladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVH7e7Cne4think you might like this
>>204708076None today but you are tempting me lad.
>Gonna make a curry for the gf and I tomorrow
(to the beat of Mr Saxo Beat)Mrs Sexo feet
would honestly do it were it not illegal
>>204708293go brush them now
>>204708318Lmfao
>>204708335why
Why are whisky and Guinness such a nice combo?
>>204708332do what lad?
>>204708335reckon i will
always annoying when you feel the hairs between your eyebrows starting to grow in and you have to get the tweezers out if you don't want to look like liam gallagher
the heat from the beans cooks the egg
>>204708349because alcohol
>>204708325Thai curry and I am a different kind of brown
>>204708293Kek this was me yesterdayGot gum diseaseNeed my wisdom teeth outGot cavitys forming on all my back teethFront teeth have been grinded down so much that theyre shorter than most of the other teeth
Get the kulak farmers shotSend tories to the prisonsPut the Windsors in a Grimsby council flat
>>204708338?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Povidone-iodine
Fill the English channel with sand and clay to make a footpath to England
>>204708381The only thing getting slapped is the back of your head
buttered crumpy-crumps and a mug of hot choccy for supper
wanked about my cousin
>>204708397no
get the farmers wanked
It's up.
So glad the glin*er spammer has stopped
>>204708372>Front teeth have been grinded down so much that theyre shorter than most of the other teethI have this problem and the dentist mentions it to the nurse as 'attrition on the blah blah blah' when he's having a look yet does fuck all about it.Might just splash the cash on some dental bonding.
>>204708400
Mad how American shows never pick a pretty Chinese girl
>>204708379It's terrible
>>204708457>pretty Chinese girlmythological creature
BBC are defending the farmers hard right nowOut institutions are captured by the right wing Tory millionaire elite
i think all of our farms being owned by multinational corporations and bill gates is actually a bad thing that will harm the lower classes
What is the answer? Because the only one I can come up with is because that's what somebody would buy the land for.
When you're so self-conscious about your small loads that you cum in your own mouth during sex and go on about how full you feel
Hmmm what do we think, a mouse edition or a dollhouse edition next?
>>204708484same reason a bag of soil is worth more than a stone you found on the floor
She also insists on calling it a "bookish" trip, even though she never actually reads books outside of pretending to read for her incredibly fake content.Case in point: She performatively carries around a book under her arm while wandering the streets of Edinburgh (well, street of Edinburgh - she literally just films herself traipsing back and forth on the same 15 foot stretch of pavement). It's absolutely pissing down with rain and the book's completely getting soaked, but it's VARRY IMPWORETANT that Ruby be seen holding books in public. How else would you know that she JANUINELY READS BOCKS AVVER-SYO-VARRY-MOCH if she isn't holding a book prop at all times? She certainly can't give you any actual information from any of the books she pretends to read, so props are essential.Fucking bitch.
>>204708501*caves your head in with it*Yeah?
New footpath to make access to the UK easier for all who might want to come in :)They can make artificial islands so this won't be difficult
Last 5 posts of mine IGNORED
>>204708458you do know what kind of music meshuggah makes, right?
or,
Livestock and dairy farmers should all be put out of business They make a living off animal abuse and rely on extreme subsidies to keep their richesWithout government subsidies, a pint of milk would cost somewhere between £5 - £7
>>204708484alternate uses for the landalso the lack of inheritance tax made it an asset the rich wanted to own
just made a bluesky
>>204708532any good ones?
i don't have time to worry about your farm jeremy
just made a brown poo
>>204708534not cheesy epic fantasy metal with gravity blasts
hi
just made a brownpoo
>>204708560>>204708358
>>204708581henlo
>>204708541>Without government subsidies, a pint of milk would cost somewhere between £5 - £7Cor so I'm getting amazing value when I buy milk then. Gonna buy 3 times as much from now on.
What if they institute a rule saying that any farm that has been owned by the same family for a minimum of 100 years is exempt from the tax?
>>204708532Yeah well I can't just be giving out (you)s all day ya know what I'm sayin
tired of being a speccy virgin freak, I want to do that thing where the bloke uses his cock to give a few good slaps on her twat
just made a green stew
>>204708452Mine said its an easy fix might just cost a bit but they want to get on top of all the gum disease and cavities and wisdom teeth etc before worrying about thatMents that my anxiety grindings got rid of so much she said its unusual for somebody my age to have that much gone
>>204708603get contact lenses mate
>>204708603That is really fun to be fair then you get to slip it in and fuck til you cum phwoooar
>>204708632guud mechanics
alri ladsows it going?
the extravagant purchase of one whole mass market paperback (RRP £10.99) has somehow crippled Ruby's finances. Oh no! Performative poverty strikes again as Ruby complains that she can't be eating out in restaurants every day of her holiday (she's literally only on holiday for 3 full days), so she's having to be "VARRY RESOURCEFOL" and will have to survive on rationed snacks bought from the supermarket.Reminder: Ruby is a landlord who owns a cottage and lives in a manor home, rent-free, with her parents who own 3 homes, and earns thousands from every video since they're all sponsored these days.
going to watch WMWF porn later
Going to spam images that have nothing to do with the thread because my life is happy and worth living
>>204708609How much is gone percentage wise?
https://www.afr.com/companies/mining/resolute-mining-to-pay-250m-to-settle-west-africa-tax-dispute-20241115-p5kr3dfresh timmy humiliation ritual just dropped
>>204708527Be a bit fucking useless as they're coming from Calais.
>>204708643alri lad, is alri, you?
So you’re telling me that:- Income Tax- National Insurance Contributions - Corporation Tax- Capital Gains Tax- Council Tax- Value Added Tax- Excise Duty- Fuel Duty- Stamp Duty Land Tax- Air Passenger Duty- Insurance Premium Tax- Green Taxes (Includes levies on energy bills or vehicle emissions, like road tax).- Gambling Taxes- Plastic Bag Charges- Carbon Emissions Levy (embedded in energy costs for businesses and indirectly passed to consumers)- Landfill Tax (paid by waste management companies but often reflected in local authority charges)- Television Licence Fee- Congestion Charges- Soft Drinks Industry LevyIsn’t enough to fund public schools, public services, roads, etc? They also have to apply a death tax and charge your kids on money you’ve already paid tax on?
SeasideMARK
>>204708643im doing ok thank you for askinghow are you?
>>204708680someone has to pay for millions of immigrants who cant be arsed getting jobs
>>204708610>>204708644You think she became a lanny by wasting all her money on take aways every day of her weeks long holidays? Its what tennies like you will never understand about us lanniesYoure shit at managing your finances
>>204708684SeasideFART
>>204708610Owns a cottage but chooses to live with parents? Not the choice I'd make
wonder what /brit/ will look like once we get nuked
>>204708703Alri Helperlad. Womfy?
>>204708527you haven't thought about ships that need to pass through the channelthat's one reason why we built a tunnel and not a bridge
bizarre set of images being posted just now
>deletedwhat was it?
>>204708680someone has to pay for SSM's bacon buttys
In a setback for the country’s anti-organised crime prosecuting unit, Diicot, the Bucharest court of appeal said on Tuesday it “considered some of the defence’s objections valid” and had found several flaws in the indictment.
leftypol keeps saying trump is a rapist are they just repeating shit? Or is there evidence for it?
>>204708719can't get any worse
hi faggers
>>204708730just carlymong exposing himself again as the rubyposter
>>204708730Identical posts Tranny Janny discord getting their wires crossed >>204708610>>204708644
Why are so many British women fat?
>>204708719The posters here are already more retarded than the mongos at the end of Threads.
>>204708763eat too much
>>204708667Probably like 15% i would guess but im no oral hygenist just take in my mouth and you could see that hahaha x
>>204708732all i want is for that retard to get prison-raped to death
>>204708732looks like a stock image
>>204708764err, spoilers?
rubymong runs this general
Learned that there is a large ethnic group in the Congo called MongosTheir GDP per capita is $714
>>204708680the nhs spends £800 on a set of blinds and hires 100,000 staff whose only job is to wake up patients every 2 hours to ask them if they're sleeping okay
>>204708680Abolish them all.
>>204708805>>204708805>>204708805
tranny discord has ruined the general give them their props
>>204708771Think that's how much of mine is missing as well.
witnessing some spamming/flooding
>>204708735remember when they said he'd called white supremacists "fine people?"then you watch the FULL video they're referencing, and he actually says the white supremacists should be condemned absolutely?yeah it's like thatthey defined "rape" as any unwanted physical contact or something
>>204708815Because the whole world ended was destroyed in Threads whereas Japan was rebuilt by America.
