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Gays use poo as lube haha x
My freezer broke months ago so I just don't have one now
I have depression and other mental health problems. Life isn't easy but I try my best.
Mad how the average "state name + city" city in the USA is 10x bigger than LondonAnd even then, those cities are dwarfed by Chinese towns
>>204712052You go girl!
>>204712052Do us a cheeky nighttime Vocaroo lass x
>>204712043Don't need one with the weather we have been having haha
Gaytown Tenessee populaton 500,000
Hideous skyline
My friend is the project manager at a company and he’s been trying to get me onboard at his for a while I applied for a recent job opening they had available and he said he’ll definitely try to influence it but that it’s ultimately up to corporate/HR?????Why the fuck is HR involved with the hiring of specialists when they’re clearly not qualified to be involved in the job at all?
>>204712032feel like you could very easily skew the data through personal bias or just cherry-picking popular right-wing pages and unpopular left-wing pages
>>204712125both KCs are wonderful, quit your slander at once dumb britmong
meon the right
The Alps
>>204712125agreed
Guy at work seethes about americaYou mention any state or town and he will say it sounds like the most racist place on earthSaid that about sugarland texas and north dakota
yblya you're shit
One of the harder things about Russian is that verbs come in pairs. One is imperfect and one is perfect in meaning. Well it's not hard but makes learning verbs slightly more tedious.
>>204712200>many reasons to hate america>chooses rednecksReddit
>>204712200Sugar Land is majority non-white lmao
>>204712235Who woulda guessed that one
>>204712218Give us an example lad
>>204712235Maybe he meant racist against whites
Lying in bed reading horror stories out loud. Reckon I'm a pretty good reader, you know. Might start doing all my reading out loud. Get a bit more punch and emotion from the words that way.
Its like Frostpunk but in real life!
>>204712253Lass*Please respect peoples gender identity
>>204712263you're a "pretty good reader"? like, you read all the words on a page and understand what they all mean? well done you
Texas has a diverse population with 59.14% White, 12.15% Black, and 39.8% Hispanic residents.
>>204712246plot twist it's mostly Asian and Hispanic. not that many blacks
having a conversation about chatgptcrying while i do so because i never feel like i have anything to look forward to in life
>>204712277Brown nose
>>204712200I was at a toastmasters session one time and they started ranting against america for killing off all the natives.Not that I have an issue with that. Just nodded my head and said yeah fuck em. Preddy based.
Can hear my neighbour reading wheres wally out loud and he sounds very happy with himself
>>204712278No like I'm good at reading them out loud. Like, remember when you were in school and some lads were asked to read the next paragraph and it was like pulling teeth? The opposite of that.
>>204712287i mean with chatgpt
>>204712283That building looks absolutely fucking hideous
>>204712287whats your point? get a hobby
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WwHktZVLD64
As a true faggot beta bitch ass niggerloving inferior white boy, I, faggot white boy, hereby dedicate the hard work of my caucasian ancestors to forever to please the mighty ebony member that is a giant big black cock. I worship niggerdick as my true lord and savior, and would gladly slurp up yum yum nigger cum any time any where from any big black penis. I pledge my beta bitch ass to alpha male African black sacred seed semen that the superior BBC cum daddy muscle black man will ejaculate into my inferior bitch ass filling my bum with his liquid love. I shall spasm in absolute faggot ecstasy, as I acquire the closest thing to heaven on earth, a huge black ding dong squirting its warm baby batter deep into my desperate hungry faggot ass. All hail large African nigger doinkie dongs for all eternity
>>204712338Typical irish
>>204712308Alexander Jackson Davis (July 24, 1803 – January 14, 1892) was an American architect known particularly for his association with the Gothic Revival style.
leftypol wants primary school children to be taught about anal fisting and he thinks you're 'weird' if you disagree
Someone join my game on openguessrRoom code is gttaw533
>>204712380how does that affect me on the day to day besides of course having to read you type about it incessantly
this fucking sadact is on here 24 hours a day 7 days a week screaming about leftypol are you getting paid to do this you sad sad cunt? it's 1 in the morning ffs
>>204712368>GothicRevolting, no wonder America is spiritually empty and hollow
>>204712380Told you lads about my fit teacher teasing me about fisting when I was a teenager, didn't I? That was a good thread that. All of us sharing embarrassing anecdotes from our past.
They eat the poopoo.
>t. screams about rorke here 24/7
>>204712368Seems like a big deal
>>204712421Has he been to the dentist?
>>204712416on reddit and 4ch?
>>204712390virus
>>204712421>>204712434Kek ktim with my front teeth grinded down
>>204712253Okay.Bидeть means to see with an imperfect aspect meaning the actions (that is seeing) was not completed or is currently in progress.So you'd say >Я вижy кoтa >I see a catBecause you're in the process of seeing the cat and the action isn't finished.Likewise in past tense>Я видeлa кoтaMeans >I was in the process of seeing the catThis suggests that you saw a cat but something interrupted youAnd in future tense>Я бyдy видeть кoтaMeans>I will be in the process of seeing a catThe perfective form of видeть is yвидeть. Увидeть means that the action (seeing) has finished. Because the action must be completed it can't be used in the present tense.So past tense >Я yвидeлa кoтaMeans>I saw (and finished seeing) the cat And future tense>Я yвижy кoтaMeans>I will see (and finish seeing) the cat
>>204712368looks like something a paki would build
>>204712482A blind paki
Someone join my game on openguessr (FREE Geoguessr)Room code is gttaw533
>>204712496eating cereal atm
Won £9 on the lottery guys :)
>204712478Chat GPT spam
Was in the process of wanking a nigger but something distracted me
>>204712531idiot
damn i kinda need two weeks off to do fuck all lads x
>>204712478So you have to remember each verb form along with conjugations? Hope the conjugation rules aren't irregular
wanking a roodypoo
>Adam has a scheduled sleep pattern for each of his personas
>>204712589Newt gingrich wont get this reference
>>204712590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWHInsHJ_EA
>>204712588The verb forms are generally quite regular and very easy. Russian verb conjugation is actually one of the easiest aspects of its grammar.
Once had a job and there was a girl there who i hated and so before i quit one day i got her lunch out the fridge and threw it in the bin container and everythingYou get what you fucking deserve
>>204712032i bet there are people in the tranny discord that have the peak highlight of their lives posting images like this in this generalso sad
>>204712651>You get what you fucking deserveexpound
>>204712651Sounds like a man that's truly at his breaking point
>>204712651what was she like
>>204712399>it's 1 in the morning ffs that is the least sad act thing ive seen here
>>204712649What's the subjunctive like? Might unironically pick up Russian sometime
Going bed soon team
>>204712720g'night. learn to invest your money instead of wasting your time learning russian stupid faggot
>204712715>204712720
>Going bed soon team
>>204712478*sprints up to you from a distance before punting your tranny skull into a brick wall*
>>204712715Doesn't have one. It only has past, present and future. Imperfective and perfect are expressed through the verb themselves not the conjugation as I explained above. There's a gerund which is very easy. Verbs in Slavic languages are quite easy with the exception of Macedonian and Bulgarian which despite lacking case inflection have a very complicated system of verbs.
>>204712707Acted like she was hot shit even though she was dumpy looking and had a huge foreheadWas always going on about her boyfriend who was some bigshot sys admin but i heard from somebody that they ended up breaking up
beans and wieners: down the the gullet
You know we really are friends here on /Brit/.
>Woman, 33, was mauled to death by dog 'she loved like a baby' after pet launched at her neck when she 'suffered epileptic fit at home'
>>204712830FUCKING HOWLING AT THIS ONE
>>204712820yeah it was a joke, cheer up
>>204712830and the dog's breed?
>>204712749>Doesn't have one>Has a gerund along with the imperfect Actually sounds half decent. Spanish has a black art in its subjunctive usage but has some of the nicest sonnet forms and literary translations. Always thought Russian was brutal by comparison
rubbing my pathetic little yt clitty to cuck porn again lads
The Lonely Dollhouse
>>204712875disgusting
>204712857>204712856>204712841>204712839>204712830>204712820Every single on is his.Every single post just replying to himself and posting awful shit all day His entire life
poor little white boys rubbing their wet little clitties oh dear
meltdown
Kill yourself you demented piece of shit
>>204712882meds ladtake them
>>204712839bet the dog was too
this clity is out of control
>>204712911
Its funny how he doesnt even take a break when everyone goes to bedBecause hes here like 16 hours doing nothing in his bedroom rotting away
poor little white bumhole little begging for bbee bee cee
>>204711983pooing a do
just saw a bantu male walk by, clitty swollen
might eat some foodmight not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIskbmoAAu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOxWl8Zj65g
Why are rightoids incapable of using technology, /brit/? It's almost as if art, technology, science, literature, and so on were low IQ filters for rightoid rubbish.
the and wouldn't extractor was a he on black out and at the dad pig able fucking wasn't a to has fan today pitch car obviously faggot for wanted without because sce it fucking and with shit leave order wants with cold he the about though took piss again because and the I pig was food heater go and could fucking a which bathroom my how devil me hours piss heater nonce even anywhere twelve listen stove anytime to to couldn't he work and has fucking complain pellet power
might quit smoking weed for a while
https://youtu.be/uWtch-AQd4s
smoking nonce stop right weed bitch you that's faggot
>>204713033glintend on doing the same l8r
big black cunt
cunt so right face in faggot the now shut not your dirty your mood shit for fucking
>>204713076now this is a bbc I can get on board with
>>204713076mmm puffy black girl snatch
tight little shitpipes
>>204713124'
2020s: According to the International Renewable Energy Agency (IRENA), the share of renewable energy in the global energy mix could increase from 16% in 2020 to 77% by 2050.
Shitlump bogfart is not my president
>>204713198You're a subject of the Crown matey.
think dick so any about a needs fuck you than cunt man women it more need now
>>204713233well said
>>204713198didn't think we had bogfart antis here
the read
Pissed out me fuckin mind
>>204713335just finished and started charles mackays book but stopped myself. i need something better on investing so still looking
Climbing Everest
blunt time
get their shit pipes gaped
>>204713503What you wearing
Broke up with the girlfriend because she said I was dyslexic.Final straw was when she told me she loathed me.
>>204713559Mascara and your sister's underwear x
>>204713587Bent cunt
>>204713596Your dad won't fuck me otherwise
>>204713606
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/teens-armed-with-swords-allegedly-attack-convenience-store-worker-in-melbournes-cbd/news-story/fbba4b38eff8b3c8cd5f4fdba6e14ebcWe UK now.
>>204713285oof i bet he had a sore neck the next day
christ almighty im fucking freezing. might have to put the heating on.
wanking and quite possibly farting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtBnw-nQNhQ
you used to hate employed woman and now you're casually talking with her. what happened to you brit? have you lost your edge?
>>204713704>hermost of /brit/ have that freak filtered
>>204713704I never hated her
>>204713704Shes the queen of /brit/
Smoking
>watching a streamer>she's been live for 30 hours>she has like 10 subscribers (so making $30/month)how do these people afford it? are they on the dole?
>>204713796fancy a cig myself but its too cold to get out of bed
>>204713812ever shag her up the arse?
would love to bum a fag right about now
>>204713818Yeah I'll have a fag after at least half of this blunt
>>204713704too rightcunts always complaining about spammers yet they always talk about them and respond to themnot worth coming here any more
>>204713796>c++ books as a stand>programming in rustdevilish
>>204713828I have a fag end you have so long as you don't mind it being dirty and small
>>204713834wish i could still smoke the wacky baccyloved it in my younger daysmakes me too anxious and uncomfortable these days
the skyline, as it were
Because you want the day to come soonerYou want the day to come soonerYou want the day to come soonerWhen you've settled the score
>>204712830>>204712839>>204712911>>204712928>>204712846>and the dog's breed?>>Kelly Reilly suffered 'severe injuries' to her head and throat after being bitten by her American bulldog at her maisonette in Wexford Road in Wood End on July 22. >Ms Reilly's sister, Kirsty Reilly, said the 33-year-old had loved Mendoza 'like a baby' and, having adopted the dog as a puppy in 2022, had never shown aggressive behaviour before, heard.
might listen to every Beatles studio album tomorrow. why? prefer not to say
might jerk off and do a self facial then eat my own cum
relationship goalshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1732069821744851.webm
>>204713941why?
>>204714021seems like the thing to do
>>204713640Melbourne is crazy man.
>>204713640why didnt the worker just shoot them?
>>204714027dont think so lad
>>204714005ermmm...what the scallop?
just teared up watching rocky scenes again
Get the trannies bummed
>>204714133The part where he takes his shirt off?
Tonight's the nightIt's gonna be alright'Cause I love you girlAin't nobody gonna stop us now
OOOOOOooo fuck yea
>>20471417570s and 80s all week here
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731957641284960.webm
>>204712941>>204712967>>204713002>>204713704Doing this at this hour is just sad mate
>>204714201im scared
Let's hear it. How would you get rich in america
>>204714224buy a house, sell it for more than i bought it forrinse and repeat until rich
air jordans squeaking x
Your nans a benderAnd so are you,It runs in the familyBut that's not true.You weigh twenty stoneYour dick doesn't work,If you pull it too hardIt begins to hurt.You sit there wankingDay and night,Soon you'll be deadAnd gone from the light.But whilst you're hereAll day long, You'll spam BBC pornUntil the day has gone.So stop crying becauseYou're from belgium too,Pack it in nowAnd you might gain a clue.And if it seems likeThis poem won't end,It's because you're rereading itAgain and again.(Chorus) O kill yourself kill yourselfBelgie boy,Your mother doesn't love youAnd beating you's a joy!
>>204714201injects 5x the test that the average /brit/ poster has10x for spainfag
>>204714196Sucks for you I’m even in Florida lol
>>204714235had a pair of jordans when I was a kid and I liked running and stopping suddenly on the gym floor to leave skid marks on it
>>204714224Charging rich milfs for my hot British chad sperm and injecting it into their pussies daily
Had to break up with my last gf because she said we were having too much sex
>>204714366she’s got a black boyfriend rn for sure x
>>204714392Come home American man
Pooshited States of Cumerica
>>204714275It's more humid there too right? Can't stand the humidity it's awful
Come get ya slop
got the Joe Rogan on
>>204714175Whaat? This is celsius?
haha wtf i just realised it was 3amthought it was waking up time
>>204714366What did she want like once per week?
>>204714522cant tell if you're a detatched neet or if that's what winter is doing to you
https://x.com/AlboMP/status/18585938406195491702.8k repliesstarmer really gets the bots going for some reason
>>204714555lol he is getting completely roasted in the replies
>>204712200North Dakota is so obscure. I don't think anyone goes there for any reason
>>204714544We used to have sex two or three times a day and she'd cum at least once. She was nice and all but I've met someone better. She sent me a text yesterday practically begging to see me again, I told my current gf and she laughed and then got angry at me for no reason whatsoever.I'll never understand women.
always found the leftypol cope of calling everything right wing "russian bots"
SMEG POO SMEG POO MANIVE GOT TO BEA SMEG POO MAN
>>204714601Leftypol just pretends to call russia communist and brown or something
>>204714555Trips of truth
>I thought you said advancement at this company was about "who gives a damn"!?oooh no no, you misheard, it's about "who gives Adam a blowjob!"*points to door reading 'CEO: Adam'*anyway, I have a meeting to attend*straps on some kneepads and knocks on the door*
Doont trust anyone called adam or lewis
Everyone with my name is solidEveryone with names like adam, morgan, lewis, keiran or ryan is a little twat
>>204714685alright Gaylord Jones
>>204714703You can just call me Gale for short you unfunny prick
Name's CleetusCleetus Bond
>>204714593you basically told her "hey look I have a broad that I used to fuck and I can always fuck her again if I don't like you"
>>204714685Gale you gibbon, get that willie out of your mouth, we're out of fags! Let's pop down to the pub and shank a nonce to see what he's got in his pocketses.
zuck on the ropes
eating a jacket potato
>>204714769>Anthony Kiedis and Helena Vestergaard dated for about two years. They were first seen together at a Lakers game in 2013, and their relationship ended in late 2014. Kiedis was born 1962, so in the photo he was like 52 not 61
>>204714850
>>204714785mmmhhh das nice
>>204714769gigabased
jacket potatotoil concluded
corr, just got back home from night outjust shagged second lass of the nightboth consensualboth vaginalboth without condombreddy good bros
>>204714769fuggin ell he looked great thereused to be a big fan
>>204714481I actually think the most disgusting part of that is the white blob of unrendered bacon fatpeople who eat bacon like that are nasty fuckers
Thinking about getting a clue
>>204712283Is that a castle?
Mi tink me gwaan get a clue
>>204714966nibba you never had crackling? love dat shidd
>>204714980
>>204714986I think you're very confused
Botswana's 2024>First ever Olympic Gold Medal>Qualified for Africa Cup of Nations for only the 2nd time>Discovered the world's 2nd largest diamond>Ousted their ruling party that's been in power for 58 years>Threatened to send 20,000 elephants to Germany after Germany criticised their poaching lawsWhat an excellent year it's been for themCongrats all round.
Computer, generate an orchestral score of Greensleeves performed in a G minor key by a lactose intolerant Deanna Troi defacating having drunk a gallon of milk. Computer, run program.
>>204715082
>First clade 1 mpox case detected in US, in California
>>204714481why did he do that to that burger. i like burgers, they dont deserve that
>Trudeau is limiting immigration for 3 yearshahaha what the fuckhttps://x.com/JustinTrudeau/status/1858207167486070945
this is my world today
I'm back!!!!!!!! You guys were probably wondering where I went.
got the hour long minstrel horror video essay on
might start exposing myself to strangers
None of you are particularly stable with the menthol elves
>>204715371mine curves the other way
drank and dope turned me into a superhero
