Grim edishShocked shitalians : >>204682311
>>204717091mmm baked ziti yum yum
missed you edition by a few mins, damn!How are you Brune?
I told you guys I'm woman brained, I mostly do foidslop.
>>204717152Not doing good. Really anxious about my choices.There is so much to consider.
>>204717256Yeah I get ya, it's brave of you to make a gamble, I always let myself drift professionally so I'd be as anxious as you.In those moments you gotta remember that you made your choices with the set of info you had and that your fate might already be out of your hands so you just gotta see where the die fall.Don't forget to call family to get some emotional support if you can and know that we're also here for that.In all cases, don't forget that you will still be alive, things will be alright.
>>204717348What worry me the most is that I could be missing an opportunity I have been waiting for. But there are much more opportunities out there, and depending on how the company reacts, it might proves that it wasn't such a great opportunity in the first place.>Don't forget to call family to get some emotional support if you can and know that we're also here for that.Yeah, this is planned, I want various opinions, although I know already what they will say.Going to slack today to rest from the trip or are you going to bee-max?
Funny edish you made Girondino btw.
>>204717152I wonder if Brune is still black
>>204717091>often starts with ground beefStop spying on me
>>204717091>non-skill intensebro have you ever made a fucking lasagna that shit takes all fucking day it's a lot of goddamn work
>>204718868Exactly
20/10/2024 - 87.4kg20/11/2024 - 86.1kgI weighed completely naked today, which is what I should've been doing from the start. It is a good thing that I returned to the 10km distance because I am still struggling with not eating excessively. I also skipped a couple of days for different reasons.
>>204719165How tall are you? Otherwise your weight is somewhat of an empty information
>>204719215175cm as far as I know.
>tfw 2 hours of sleep last nightInsomnia has me within its clutches.>>204717091For me, it's guyslop>adds some more cheese to my couscous
Today's training.Bench press 1x1 with 140, 1x1 with 150 and 1x1 with 155.Shoulder feeling a bit better and got some strength back, I couldn't do 155 a few weeks ago.
Arrived a bit late at the cagie and someone took the strategically placed office.I can't do genealogy.It's over.
>>204719289Then you're still fat, but not that far from having a normal weight It's absolutely achievable, moreso if you start running as you said you would
>>204720312You don't have assigned desks at the office? You just...take whichever seat is free? C'est vraiment pas vrai surement?
>>204720400This
>>204717091I feel called out by guychow
>>204720370I need to control my mouth first and foremost.
>>204720486You can outrun it, that's what I do to stay in shape because I also love food
>>204720400Man-made horrors. We own nothing.Some areas can be reserved for some projects but here I am at the home office, it's different (worse).Don't you think about leaving anything at your "personal" cage.>>204720511Better not eat than try compensating with running. His mum just needs to tone down on her delicious cooking.
>>204717091For me it's guyslop.
>>204717091(Wife/foid)slop here
>>204720511I don't know. I'd rather try to eat less.>>204720801Or not buy any chocolates.
It's like, so good to see you sisters. Fakecelness through the roof today.Also, the Galician chud might have cursed me. He started talking about deloading yesterday and now I literally couldn't do my usual weights. Was a bit tired from yesterday's session tbf.3x12 80 kgs squats3x12 32 kgs dumbbell squats (no idea what they are called but they are not goblet squats, because I used 2 16 kgs dumbbells instead of holding a 32 kgs one with both hands, I also stood on two plates and went ass to the grass).3x12 14 kgs walking split squat (first time I did this exercise and it's goated)3x12 80 kgs calves2x12 60 kgs + 2x12 65 kgs RDLs3x12 65 kgs leg extensions3x18 60 kgs machine pause hip thrusts>>204721393>I'd rather try to eat less.Rooning would unironically improve your mood though even if it'd be really hard at first.
>>204721772>I also stood on two platesI stacked two plates on top of each other and took a narrow stance on my squat meaning both my feet were on the same 5 kg plate.Perhaps andalucia knows the name of this schizo exercise, idk.
Do you wear this kind of boots in your country? Here in Shitaly they are ubiquitous among people in their twenties, I also own a pair
>>204721963Io.... sono.... SHITALIANO
>>204721963More or less
>>204719289Dwarfsister how you feelin'?
>>204721772>Rooning would unironically improve your mood I highly doubt that.>>204721963No, I have no reason to wear such footwear.>>204722435>sisterNo.
>>204720312Kek
>>204721963I bought some or equivalent and I felt retarded while trying them so I got reimbursed.>>204722480How is this funny?
>>204722504>How is this funny?By the way you wrote it
>>204721772>Also, the Galician chud might have cursed me.It is what it is
Saw some giantess Stacy, Catnegro ROCKED>>204722545Based.
>>204717091I cook wifeslop because that's what my mother taught me.
These last few days it's gotten so cold. It even briefly dipped into minus temperatures last night, and it snowed very briefly yesterday morning.Does cold happen in your country? I turned the heating on, despite the fact that it was fiscally irresponsible of me.>>204722611>Saw some giantess Stacy, Catnegro ROCKEDPost high-quality creepershots of her feet.
>>204722829She had big shoes who enhanced her heights of many centimeters
>>204722829>of her feet.SICK
>>204717091I often make guychow because a lot of the times I can't be arsed to make more complicated stuff.
is black sea med?
>>204723133Of course.
This thing is going to be fat.https://tvmnews.mt/en/news/the-malta-opus-book-weighing-38-kilos-about-maltese-history-culture-and-identity/
Someone just posted an mp4 on 4chan: >>204722954There is witchcraft afoot.>>204722853Ask for her number, flirt by telling her that you will do whatever she wants (physically, emotionally, financially).
>>204723411The age of webm is over
>>204723695I know a certain person who will look at this yellow woman with a child body and would say>Damncz, sexcz
>>204719165>>204719289Here's my progress. Good luck :D
>>204723588Gookmoot added support for vp9 which means webms will be better than mp4
>>204723995But vp9 is heavier
Thinking of leaving work at 14h to have a climbing seshWhat lil bossman gon do?
>>204724057He is not going to like it, that is for sure.
>>204724057>What lil bossman gon do?Fire toi?
>>204724026Wrong. VP9 is newer and superior in terms of compression.
>>204724159I've formated some mp4 videos to webm and vp9 almost always ends up being heavier than the other vp that i can't find for some reasson
>>204724297Must be a skill issue. Use better settings.
>>204724452What do you recommend? I just make a few tries until i can get a good quality image that fits in the 3mb cap
>>204723910Nice, and thanks. Here's mine so far:20/06/2024 - 102.4kg20/07/2024 - 94.2kg20/08/2024 - 88.0kg20/09/2024 - 85.2kg20/10/2024 - 87.4kg 20/11/2024 - 86.1kgLike I said in my first post, in the previous weightings I had some clothing on but it was summer clothing, so light and probably did not throw off the result that much. I have a little note about this in my text file. From now on, I'll weigh myself bare naked.
>>204721772Why did you place the plates in the ground? To be able to go deeper? To me it looks like a trap bar deadlift but performed with dumbbells instead.
>>204724572Don't forget to weight yourself before eating, after the poo. If you're weight-pilled, hair and nails cut and balls drained.
>>204721963In the UK, people in their 20s usually wear trainers
>>204724716I'm not taking it that far haha.
>>204721963I usually wear pic related, I love classic models of trainers. I'd wear those boots or shoes for special meetings/events.>>204723910>>204724572Great progress. I'm on the other side since my goal is to gain weight, which I'm not achieving at the moment but it's okay since I'm leaner than before at least.
>leave the premises>certified bald cunt encounteredUh oh.Whatever.
>>204725018>yeah I've got a pair of brown chelseas>What brits think when you say that
>>204725263>Her name is Chelsea>She is brown
>>204724676>To be able to go deeper? Yes. I always place a mat that has a height of around 5 mms under my feet so that I can go deeper. The width of the the two plates stacked on each other was way more than 5mms, so I could ass to the grass this way.>trap bar deadlift but performed with dumbbells instead.Hm, no. It was just a squat, except that instead of holding a barbell, I was holding two dumbbells, and the stance was not shoulder width but instead balls width (heh).>>204723812>certain person who will look at this yellow womanPortunigga.
>>204725679>Portunigga.Portunigga owns a portuwife tho
>tried to text my mum "yes, both for you" (packages)>accidentally send her "yes, both for goy">>204724762Can confirm, I did wear trainers in my 20s.
>>204725679Sounds like a goblet squat then? I know you said that it isn't, but by the way you are describing the width it's a goblet squat with two dumbbells.
>>204721963I only wear flip-flops, eventually some tennis shoes
>>204724477Are you sure the limit is 3MiB and not 4MiB? in any caseYou don't have to try multiple times, you can just calculate bitrate depending on the video length and set it with -b:v argumente.g. for a 30 second video3MiB*8388.608/30seconds = 838 kbit/sthe argument will look like -b:v 828k(8388.608 constant comes from the fact that 1kbit is 1000 bits, so 1 MiB=8Mib=1024*1024*8bits=8388.608kbits)It can overshoot a little in my experience, but it shouldnt take you more than two tries to get it.Try using two-pass conversionhttps://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/VP9
>>204726382I have no idea what you said anon, gonna screencap it and save it in case i may need it, thanks
>>204725831Did you have a brainfart or just some based autocorrect Or are you a kike that forgot to roleplay as a goy
>>204726645I just have fat fingers and typed the wrong thing. I hate typing on a tiny phone screen.
Hello, good morning/afternoon /med/! How's it going?>>204717256Are you going to chase after another job position?Wishing you the best of luck man, change is scary but it comes with good things!>>204718868That's kinda why I prefer making potato pie, or potato lasagna>>204719165>pic related
>>204726791Apply the palm of your hand
>>204726382Yeah I think the limit on most boards is 4 MB although I'm not certainOn /wsg/ the limit is 6 MB
>>204719677Insomnia fucking sucks, in my case I can't sleep at night, but I sleep almost all day. I've been trying to correct it, but I don't know if my medication is affecting me, or what.>>204720312owari da....>>204720486I feel ya man, food is one of the only things that can almost always bring me some type of pleasure or serotonin rush, specially my mom's food. I would love to become a cook at a café or a restaurant, but those jobs aren't paid very well at my city...>>204717091I eat wifeslop/guychow/foidslop. I love veggies but I love any and all homemade food.>>204722611mommy sorry mommy>>204723305This'll sound ignorant from my part but I barely managed to learn anything about Malta when I was growing up. What are some fun facts or interesting info about Malta?>>204723812me>>204724572That's fucking amazing bro, I managed to stay on the same weight almost all year. Or well, went from 92 to 96. Yeah, I'm a heavy bitch, but I can lift my mom who's 70 kilos with ease!>>204725831i diagnose you with terminal>>204721963Man those boots seem comfy, I only have a pair of red boot-like sneakers. Well, and high heel boots, but I don't use them often lmao.
>>204725014>>204724762just bought pic related. im 37
mp4 files now?
https://youtu.be/0T4UykXuJnI?si=lxQd1ER7gN3S-2D9
>>204727584We are big boys now!
I almost ate a biscuit. Almost.>>204727284>food is one of the only things that can almost always bring me some type of pleasure It is not just about that, but the constant state pf hunger. I had beaten it earlier this year, but then I relapsed.> would love to become a cook at a café or a restaurantHigh stress.>This'll sound ignorant from my part but I barely managed to learn anything about Malta when I was growing up. I can't expect Argentinians to be knowledgeable about us. I don't even expect you to know that we exist. We're too far and insignificant on a global scale.>What are some fun facts or interesting info about Malta?We have some of the oldest man-made structures on Earth (see: Ġgantija). We've had our fair share of sieges.We have enough churches/chapels/etc. to listen to mass in a different place everyday for a year, which is notable given our size.We have good food. I think that's interesting.Catacombs and WWII shelters everywhere.>went from 92 to 96Time to shed some.
Horny hormones are reaching unhealthy levels. Can't even focus on progressing in the cagie. OVAH.>>204725806He occasionally posts asian sluts doe.>>204726013>Sounds like a goblet squat then?Huh, always assumed holding only one dumbbell was the defining factor or goblet squat. Pardon my autism.>>204725831Seems like you still haven't found the wireless device and I'm slowly gaining control over your body.>>204727284>but I can lift my mom who's 70 kilos with ease!Do your medicaments also have a side effect of making you strong?
>>204726013Found it by accidenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EUvKm6Mv-U
>>204728278>Almost.Don't give up! Keep controlling yourself, you'll be thankful for it!>High stress.Absolutely, yeah... I'd love to get a good office job or something that could use both english and office skills, since I excel at that. (Pun not intended)>We're too far and insignificant on a global scale.But you've got a lot of lore going on, from what I know. Same with the Basques, I don't know what's going on with them but they've got so much lore.>factsHmm, for some reason I kinda knew that maltese people have really nice food, but I don't know any particular dishes that are really popular from your people around the globe.>Time to shed some.I know... I've been so depressed I barely had any energy to do exercise or even get out of the house. That's what affects my weight the most, being depressed.>>204728408>Horny hormones are reaching unhealthy levels. Can't even focus on progressing in the cagie. OVAH.Masturbate in the office to stablish dominance over your beta coworkers.>Do your medicaments also have a side effect of making you strong?HAHAH, I doubt so. My parents are both retired policemen, so they're big physically, and very strong. I'm so strong I could even lift my ex who was 1.80 meters and 100 kilos a little bit over the ground!But nah, the only side effects I feel from my medicaments is anhedonia, a big appetite, some anxiety and occassionaly chest uncomfyness or palpitations. Those fucking suck.
(One last shitpost)Andalucia.... ROCKED >>204726025
>>204728751>officeI do WFH, sister. But I do think of my room as a prison cell (total area of it is like 5 square metres)>I'm so strong>100 kilos a little bit over the ground!Damn girl you must eat a lot of meat.
>>204728830>WFHmasturbate while doing excel for 8 hours, don't let capitalism win>I do think of my room as a prison cellI feel the same... I've been looking so hard for any normal job that pays anything more than 5 dollars per turn, or at least 160-180 usd per month, yet no luck. I feel like I'm trapped inside my house, trapped in NEETdom.>you must eat a lot of meat.Nah, just the average. At most I just eat one piece of meat like a burger at lunch, and one at dinner, depending on the meal. Sometimes I eat dishes without meat, like pizza.Also where's everyone? Waging or hanging out with their girlfriends?
If you know a Greek bitch named Eleonora tell her to kys. Cattyass virgin hoe.
>>204727584When the fuck did 4chan start allowing MP4
Also, I forgot to mention, last saturday I hanged out with the first ever crush I had in my life, a pretty girl with copper-ginger hair, a beautiful smile, greenish-brown eyes, and a sweet, loving personality. She's grown to be a beautiful lady, and she liked hanging out with me. She's not bisexual and I would never try hitting on her just out of respect, but damn. She even paid for both our meals at the café we were at, so I bought us some cute kitty keychains as a way to say thank you. I CAN'T LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH AND FIND NO FUCKING LESBIANS AROUND ME RRRAAAAAAhttps://youtu.be/Ghvyy4mCmRQ?si=JO4X_lLUbvt9XoIh>>204729061How ironic that this girl I was mentioning is named just like that. I'll avoid trusting any greek girls named Eleonora, but if they're Argentinian, bring 'em on to me.
Testing an MP4
Great climbing seshTalkie talked and climbed with some zoomers (I mogged them). They used "cooked".Bossman's dime are my steroids.
>>204729249Not which girl you're talking about but Greek Eleonoras can choke on this dick and die.
>>204729263Wait since when do we have mpf? What's the size limit?
>>204729263i love dumb dogs so muchalso yesterday I saw that some people were uploading MP4s in /x/ for some reason>>204729274walking the stairs is already hell for me, lifting isn't as tiring for me as fucking going up the stairs can be>>204729288Don't trust them greek girls pal, italian women are peak sexo
>>204729398I don't think I've ever seen an Italian irl.
>>204728751>Don't give up! Keep controlling yourselfI am trying.>office skills, since I excel at thatHeh.>But you've got a lot of lore going on, from what I know. True, but that's thanks to our geographical location.>but I don't know any particular dishes that are really popular from your people around the globe.For the reason I mentioned above, you won't really know much abous us unless you come into contact with us, or maybe if you're Australian. Our most known food is probably the Pastizzi.> barely had any energy to do exercise or even get out of the house. I get you. I has been increasingly difficult for me to get out of bed and get out.>>204729249Cute keychain.>>204729263Kek.
>>204729314Since very recently it seems, this guy posted one: >>204727584
>>204729432I've seen a meme going around about italian women having big jugs, and... Looking back at some 1940s-1980s italian actresses, they got booba. And very intense looking eyes.>>204729442>I am trying.One trick I use to feel like my stomach is full is drinking warm/hot drinks throughout the day, or a lot of water. The issue with my diet isn't that I eat too much, I just don't burn off any calories cause I'm super static lol.>True, but that's thanks to our geographical location.Did the drink called malta also come from Malta? It kinda tastes like coffee but without the caffeine, and is made from the... Yeast of wheat, I think?>maybe if you're Australian.What do you and the australian people have in common? o:>I has been increasingly difficult for me to get out of bed and get out.It's ironic but during the end of the year, when summer comes, I just end up feeling way more depressed than during the middle of the year when there's a cruel winter. I always end up exhausted by november/december, lol.>Cute keychain.We both wanted white kitty keychains, and she loved them. I'm so happy I could manage to hang out with her again, and she wants to hang out again sometime! To drink mates (yerba mate) at a park!Also something wild we were talking about is that a lot of girls our age want to have kids. And some of my ex-classmates EVEN HAD KIDS. And I'm like "bruh".
>>204729249>She even paid for both our meals at the café we were at, so I bought us some cute kitty keychains as a way to say thank youWell you didn't forget to mention because you already told us about that yesterday.>I also bought some cute cat keychains for the both of us, since we're both crazy cat ladies lol.>I feel like I'm trapped inside my houseFor me it's not the house but this damned room itself. Like I'm 22, how the fuck am I still in a 5 square metres room if I could just move out right now. Not doing that for now because I'd be alone all day every day.Not going to shit on my father, but I can unironically blame me having such a small room throughout my childhood and my teens on him. Can't blame him about the present because I could literally just move out.
God damn, the certified bitchy sales girl is after me, I hate her so much
>>204730334She wants your BBC (Big Bourgogne Cock)
>>204717091When I moved out I learned to cook food I liked that was healthy and now I eat handmade wifeslop whenever I please. I even jork my shit every other day like a good wife should, and I do it all on a budget no woman could comprehend.Why do we need women again?
>>204730334penis envy woman moment>>204730128>You already told us about that yesterdayfuq, my memory is really shitty, sorry. I'm still happy I managed to get out of my isolation-ass streak and hung out with someone who was excited to be with me, lol.>Not doing that for now because I'd be alone all day every day.Loneliness was driving me insane, and it still kinda does at times. Not having a job or being able to study just makes me feel desperate. I don't know if being desperate for attention is bad, but I mean... I like sharing my time with people. And being productive.Maybe you could find something like a shared apartment with someone, so you could get a bigger space to work in, AND still not be alone in the house?>>204730546Reproduction. Although that's not much more of a need anymore.The answer to the incel problem is becoming the housewife and providing for your own needs.
>>20471928986kg at 175cm isnt that bad
Good day med am back.It's cold as fuck outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxdHAx_lZqoSpooky
>>204730968There was frost on the cars outside this morning, I hope you didn't have to spend too much time scraping the ice off your car. >>204730128>Not doing that for now because I'd be alone all day every day.You could invite girls over though.Maybe you should just save up your wagiebux and buy a house in a few years though. You could grow strawberries in your garden, and your wife could make lekvar with them.
>>204719165Me? I’m 66kg 179cm (one cm away from being a real man)
>>204731170Not yet but probably tomorrow and I have no clue on how to do it effectively.Also never driven when it's slippery I hope I won't die.
>>204730701Well the real answer is companionship that justifies the pain of life, but that only applies if you find a nice girl that cooperates to build a goodly nest. If you land a bitch it really is better just to go it alone.
>>204727783Good truck
I just finished lunch, I'll make myself some chamomille tea just cause I'm a psychopath.>>204730968>>204731238Hellooo! The cold is kinda comfy for me. If it's snowing it feels like peak sovl going outside. Be careful when driving and try to go at a slower pace than usual, specially at night.>>204731256I think the same. Honestly I crave having someone I can call a best friend, a partner in crime, a brother/sister, just someone I can trust and know that they'll have my back, and that I'll have theirs too. It's really, really, really hard finding someone that connects to you in that way.I get bored after sex without any real connection. It feels empty for me.
>>204730701>sorryNo need to apologize, sister. I just reminded you you also said (almost the same) thing yesterday because it was a bit funny.>shared apartment with someoneI wish I had a shared apartment with a brown/black girl if you catch my drift (if you don't catch my drift, see picrel for clarificaiton)>>204731170>buy a house in a few years thoughNo way I'm buying a house in H*ngary.>lekvar KEK
>>204730968Yes, it's too cold, it will go down to -1 C overnight where I am>>204731431It's currently 24 C in Buenos Aires and the lowest temp tonight will be 20 CYou do not suffer in Argentina
>>204731434I swear I remember that the last time I mentioned my hangout with my friend I sounded less gay, and needed to make sure I just expressed how happy I was I could hang with someone I love once again, kek>brown/black girl>if you catch my driftbro i'm a fucking sucker for black girls, I don't know why, black men are kinda "meh" for me, BUT BLACK GIRLSGODDAYUMI'm a fucking simp for black women like Megan Thee Stallion, the fact she likes jojo's makes me want to go marry her lmao>No way I'm buying a house in H*ngary.At least it's not silverino country (Argentina)>>204731670Oh trust me, it can get even colder depending on the region. And I'm from Córdoba, it's honestly been kinda chill in terms of temperature since sunday. Not too hot, not too cold, just the right temperature.But then it gets to like 39°C in january and then -5° in june-july.
>>204731726>-5° in june-july.Okay sure that's bad, but it's currently 23C in your region, and it will be 17C overnight. I am jealous.
>>204731819Oh yeah, I'm not complaining about the weather now, I'm just saying it can get extreme depending on the month you're in lol. I used to be a fan of the summer more than the winter when I was growing up, but now I'm just kind of an autumn person. Just 20°C and cool, rainy days are the best type of seasons for me!
>>204731992I definitely prefer the summer myself, especially since Britain rarely gets too hot. Sometimes it can get over 30C but then I can just turn on a fan which is good enough.
capybara drinking matehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRrCMrZapTQ>>204732376That sounds neat, yeah. Here in the summer it can get up to 39-41°C, and it'll only keep getting hotter from now on due to climate change issues. And the loss of our natural forests and green spaces because of forest fires. The countryside can get so hot and dry that it can just start burning outta nowhere. Specially Brazil, Paraguay and the argentinian north, like Misiones and Santiago del Estero can start going kapoom right as the summer begins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QDCfskk1hU
Proud of this edish who attracted many peopleAlso the work slop
>>204731726>Megan Thee StallionDamn, she's cute.>At least it's not silverino country (Argentina)My life would have been better had I been born in LATAM is my take.
>>204729701>One trick I use to feel like my stomach is full is drinkingYes, drinking water helps a bit.>Did the drink called malta also come from Malta? No.>What do you and the australian people have in common?Nothing, but the largest Maltese diaspora lives there.>when summer comes, I just end up feeling way more depressed than during the middle of the year Summer tends to help with my mood.>white kitty keychains, I am not a fan of cute inanimate objects, but they're cute.>And some of my ex-classmates EVEN HAD KIDSYeah, I try to avoid knowing thing about my ex-classmates where possible.>>204730334Eat her.>>204730857I'm still flabby and disgusting.>>204731225Bamboo stick.
Business" meeting is done. Some client qt straight up passed out for a long ass time and had to be evacuated to the hospital, poor girl.When she came to, she had forgotten the date, even the year we were in.>>204717454Good outlook, this shit test will tell you all you need to know. >Going to slack today to rest from the trip or are you going to bee-max?Now that my business meeting is done, I just got in the train for Bordeaux and will slack a bit. It's only 2 hours, I wouldn't get much things done beemaxing.
>>204732827I have no idea what this is but it looks yummy, specially the sauce. Nomnom time!>>204732939>Damn, she's cute.She's a whole fucking truck of cute, and she's so smart and got such a vibrant personality aside of her amazing body. Literally peak woman behaviour, I aspire to be 1/10 of what she is. Listening to her talk about how her mom inspired her to be a rapper and other mundane things is adorable.>My life would have been better had I been born in LATAM is my take.The grass tends to look greener on the other side, hungarybro. I wish I was born in Europe so finding a job, even as a janitor, cook or a waitress, would be easier and better paid there than here.>>204732994>the largest Maltese diaspora lives there.Huh, curious. I never would've expected that, but I mean... Argentinians are everywhere, even in soup. It's curious how some groups of people just spawn everywhere for some reason.>I am not a fan of cute inanimate objectsI'm a sucker for cutei nanimate objects, like plushies and toys and things that serve an aesthetic purpose. That's why I love art, it just feels good looking at it.>I try to avoid knowing thing about my ex-classmates where possible.I must admit I was once very flattered that a good classmate of mine told me she'd put MY name onto her kid, and she actually did. I was like "yo what the fuck did I do to deserve such an honor" internally, hahah.
>>204733279For some reason I tought you came home yesterday. Hence the question. You can hardly slack while away.
>client qt says she's a young momI arrived too late...>>204733394oh yeah for sure. I was at La Défense today, pretty kino place.
>>204733279What was going on for someone to pass out that hard?>>204733353>Huh, curious. I never would've expected thatThis is due to mass emigration during the colonial era.>I'm a sucker for cutei nanimate objectsThey hit me the wrong way.>a good classmate of mine told me she'd put MY name onto her kid, I'd feel very awkward.
>>204731434>>buy a house in a few years though>No way I'm buying a house in H*ngary.>>lekvar>KEKInvite girls overGive them hell
>>204732827The SBradstika edition didn't attract many people for some reason
>>204732994>I'm still flabby and disgustingDon't want to demoralize, but male bodies only look good starting from 15% bodyfat
>>204730968heard some regions in France will snow todayis this your case Moselle?
>>204734193I am not expecting miracles, but I think that I still have room for improvement.
>>204733279Damn, some years ago I used to have fainting spells where I'd forget where I was, the date, and what happened minutes before fainting. Thankfully they haven't happened again.>>204733881>I arrived too late...in the positive side of things, if you try to hit on her even if she has a kid she'll adore you.>>204733933Honestly anything can make you pass out, heat, the cold, lack of oxygen, medications, neurological conditions, strokes, epilepsy... Being tired, drinking, low blood pressure usually, anemia...>They hit me the wrong way.Do they make you feel watched? I don't really like dolls or big puppets because they do feel a bit awkward. Animal plushies don't upset me though.>I'd feel very awkward.She and I were good friends, and I remember helping her when some drama happened in class. I can't remember well though.>>204734193My opinion might not count but I kinda like the strongfat look some guys pull. I like bigger bodied people because they feel better to hug, and it kinda makes my monke brain think "big = more strength" and "more strength = better sexo"Also I just love feeding people and being told my food tastes amazing.
>>204734374Sure, keep going, most bodies you see out there from other men are not attractive, just saying that "model" bodies are low bodyfat and with some muscle
>>204733933She was under antibiotics for teeth pain, hadn't eaten much and was under stress from the meeting.>>204733353>plushies and toys and things that serve an aesthetic purpose. based and same. I love little dudes, plushies and all that
>>204734412>My opinion might not count but I kinda like the strongfat look some guys pull. I like bigger bodied people because they feel better to hug, and it kinda makes my monke brain think "big = more strength" and "more strength = better sexoBut you are crazy>Also I just love feeding people and being told my food tastes amazingFeed me your tits, i'll sure compliment you
>>204733881I was there too. Saw a bald dude but he's the local piece of shit, not my G-man.
>>204734412>if you try to hit on her even if she has a kid she'll adore you. There are few things worse than dating a single mom.
>>204734412>Do they make you feel watched?No, they fill me with sadness.>She and I were good friendsI would still feel awkward.>>204734430I will keep going.>>204734474Bad cocktail.
>>204734474>She was under antibiotics for teeth pain, hadn't eaten much and was under stress from the meeting.I remember once that I was given local anesthesia for a teeth treatment, I think a root canal, and I had to be given a huge dose of anesthesia cause I was still feeling everything. And I remember I started to shiver a bit for some reason. The dentist told me it was probably the nerves + the anesthesia. Spooky.>I love little dudes, plushies and all thatI have a small plushie of a cow on my desk, and a cute chicken toy I bought for my mom but that I keep on my room just so my brother won't try to break it, lol.>>204734541>But you are crazySadly, yeah. Can't consider myself a good option to date lmao>Feed me your tits, i'll sure compliment youIf only I were a bit more sane in the head I'd be able to attract someone to breastfeed and treat like my pogchamp.>>204734655Can I ask what's so bad about it? I mean, obviously dating someone with a kid kinda sounds like a burden, but my mom's dated more than once and we were never an impediment for her to do her stuff.
A bit of cashew nuts and pomegranate seeds won't hurt.
>>204734589Damn we were so close!! One day med meeting in Paris for sure.>>204734751>The dentist told me it was probably the nerves + the anesthesia. Spooky. spooky indeed. Gotta take care of those teeth, it can get bad real fast otherwise.>Can I ask what's so bad about it?First of all, you're dating someone who's already a n°1 priority and you come second. It's just how it is but it's a shaky start. Then, if the partner is not graceful about it, you can quickly become an emergency step dad and get in over your head. It's just instinctively unappealing for men to be with someone who already has kids. It's that lion killing other's cubs kinda shit.
>>204734958I guess so.Don't do the following : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q62T5hX08k
>>204735007Kek, very counterproductive.
>>204732533I guess I should be glad that forest fires don't really happen in the UK
>Falls asleep while wearing a face mask>Wake up with an erection half an hour laterI could unironically write a book about this.
>>204734958I'll be mocked forever and ever but I fucking love nuts, lmao. I'm like a squirrel, big cheeks included.>>204735000When I was a kid I remember I hated the taste of menthol, or specifically the taste of toothpaste. It kinda upset my stomach and made me feel nauseous somehow.Nowadays I can stomach the taste better, but it still feels kind of wrong somehow.>you're dating someone who's already a n°1 priority and you come second>you can quickly become an emergency step dad and get in over your headHmm... It makes sense, although I can't help but wonder if the lady puts some good boundaries between her relationship and her duties as a mom, it shouldn't be too hard to just- keep the kids away from the bf, I mean. If a single mom had like old kids, older than 14, I wouldn't mind. Although that means she'd probably be like 35-40+. Milf territory.also french might've traumatized me in duolingo classes but french house artists will forever have my heart and my soul in their handshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUH-z_SBlj0
>>204735188>Bro i don't need a deloadMaybe those are signs, anon
>>204735169Do floodings happen frequently in the UK? I can't help but imagine the kind of hell it must be when it rains, or the high humidity levels...>>204735188bro's sperm cells be wildin
>>204735260>Maybe those are signs, anonI could literally sleep 11 hours and feel weak or sleep a whopping amount of 3 and a half hours and hit a PR.My body is just like that (Grindpilled sleepymaxxer).>>204735285>bro's sperm cells be wildinProduction has been increased since a new possible customer showed up (just kidding, no fucking way I'll invite her on a date or anything like that).
>>204735536>I could literally sleep 11 hours and feel weak or sleep a whopping amount of 3 and a half hours and hit a PR.>My body is just like that (Grindpilled sleepymaxxerI wish that were me
>>204735536>Production has been increased since a new possible customer showed upSexo time? I think it means sexo time. Man, honestly, I wish I could relate but my sex drive has basically died since some months ago. Since I'm not dating anyone and nobody's looking to date with me my gonads just went "oops no need to work bye lol".
>>204735536>Production has been increased since a new possible customer showed up (just kidding, no fucking way I'll invite her on a date or anything like that).Consult the post if you don't mind >>204691765>>204735934Women can't love, this is a #fact
>>204735934>Sexo time?Don't think so fr fr. It took me years to get back my virginity from the girl who stole it from me, I don't want to lose it again.>>204736185>Women can't love, this is a #factFascist scum, sexist verminAs for consulting your post>Haha anon, your towel got so wet in the gym, just like I did when I saw you in the morning>turn on pc, wait 15 mins so that chinkmoot lets me post>/med/, she told me she was wet but it wasn't raining outside, did she spill her water on her clothes? I don't get it
>>204736323>med/, she told me she was wet but it wasn't raining outside, did she spill her water on her clothes? I don't get itYup, sounds like literally you
>This man is an insatiable sexual beast
Another day of NEETdom.
>>204736812
>>204735204They're good.
Are you guys going to play STALKER 2? I might in a few months.
>>204737664Yeah eventually. Gotta play Stalker first kek.Got too many games to go through t bh.
>>204736812I want to escape neetdom and the depressive spiral bros.>>204736185At this point I don't know what love is. I just gave up trying to search for it or finding anyone who loves me, even platonically.>>204736323It's been almost a year since I've had sexual intercourse. I don't imagine I'll have sex again anytime soon.I just miss being special for someone.Also phone posting because I'm too tired/depressed to sit at the pc lol.
>see some weirdly trashy looking girl>starts speaking britishWell that explains everything.>>204738329>I don't know what love is.Maybe your parent's love? Your friends?
>>204738740>british>Well that explains everything.Pic related.>Maybe your parent's love? Your friends?My mom told me to kill myself once, that she failed when raising me... My friends kinda don't care that much about me... I don't feel like I'm close to anyone in my life at the moment. Or I feel like nobody needs me.
Can any french anon please explain?
Cagie wagie drained all of my energy I only did treadmill
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>>204739244Are you seriously asking that? lol>>204739060damn that is fucked up... You'll find someone who knows how to appreciate you don't worry but you must make sure to be confident and not settle for someone who mistreats you or doesn't think as much of you as you think of them.
>>204739386Thank you anon, yeah... Honestly part of my growth this year was basically realizing "Yo, it's better, WAY BETTER to be alone yet not mistreated, than to be in company yet feel like shit because they tell you you're a piece of shit". My relationship with my mom is a bit better, but she gets angry when she doesn't have money. And I'm looking desperately for a job but still no luck.I'm starting to wonder if maybe I should push to get an ADHD diagnosis and get some money from the government since nobody wants to hire me anyways.
>>204738329>I don't imagine I'll have sex again anytime soon.If you can't have sex (straight), you should have sex (lesbian).>>204739275>>204739386Explain. I don't get it either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwsRkwBfR_0
>>204739580I would be extremely interested in sex (lesbian), the issue is finding the (lesbians). Can't find the lesbiems. les biens. less. benz.where womenalso look at my (pussi)>>204739746these hollywood dudes be real awkward frfr
>>204739499>WAY BETTER to be alone yet not mistreatedAin't that the truth. I've been way happier ever since I realized that too. Good on you fren. And don't worry, things are harsh now but one day your path might be made more clear.>>204739580Cotton is made from sheep and is a godly creature, referenced many times in the Bible. Women, being evil being, thus feel an innate discomfort when touching sacred or pure material and fabric so they must not sleep on cotton.
>>204739858>Cotton is made from sheep and is a godly creature, referenced many times in the Bible. Women, being evil being, thus feel an innate discomfort when touching sacred or pure material and fabric so they must not sleep on cottonYou are even more misogynistic than me, i fucking kneel
>>204739858>Women, being evil being, thus feel an innate discomfort when touching sacred or pure material and fabric so they must not sleep on cotton.>mfw I'm wearing cotton clothes does that include wearing cotton or just sleeping on cotton>things are harsh now but one day your path might be made more clearPraying hardcorely for that to be true, fren. I'm trying my best to be kinder with myself and not punish myself for literally suffering the consequences of so many global catastrophes one after the other. I mean hell, I managed to finally beat my suicidal tendencies. Now the shitty part is that I still feel sad and unaccomplished with life in general cause I expected I would've been dead by this age.God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns.
>>204739858But why is it only referencing french women? Are they the most evil out of them all?
>>204739858Can't decide if they guy who made that pic is the schizo here or you because of you coming up with such an explaination.Verification not required btw.>>204739792>also look at my (pussi)Cute!
>>>/a/273325172
>Kinder with myselfOh no no, here he comes once again.
>>204740074w-who?>>204740069cerveza, vaca>>204740042if you mean by smelliest maybe catnegro would be interested
>>204739858>Cotton is made from sheep Since when?
>>204740210sheep are my favorite plant
>>204740210Don't ruin the moment
>>204740074Thanks for making me notice that part of the post.
>>204740184>w-who?Senor Andaluz de Argentina el primero...>>204740069All I'm going to say is that cow-print lingerie is SEX.
>>204740364Should I be worried?>cow-print lingerie is SEX.cow print lingerie requires big booba according to my coomer standards
Just went on a night walkIt's a bit chilly out there
>No fue culpa tuya, ni tampoco mía>Fue culpa de la monotonía
I don't wanna go tomorrow
My new retarded neighbor spends his time autistically swearing while playing vydia kek>>204739945It's not mysoginistic if it's true.>>204740030>wearing cotton or just sleeping on cottonmostly depends on how many layers are involved. Sleeping naked is worse.>>204740042Yes, french women feel it more than others since they are the womanest of all.>>204740044Like I said, it's all true, not a grain of lies or schizophrenia.>>204740210Some you really want me to believe that woolly material grows on the ground? It's all some big lie made up centuries ago by the US to justify anti slavery rhetoric and undervalue the wool industry, in order to tank european economies at the time (it worked and everyone fell for it)."cotton" is a lie.
>>204740961>My new retarded neighbor spends his time autistically swearing while playing vydia kekPUTAIN PUTAIN PUTAIN C'EST TOI UNE GROSSE PUTAINBased
>>204740961>My new retarded neighbor spends his time autistically swearing while playing vydia kekdidn't know I lived in France
>>204740943fake your own death and move into another country and start over again, i would do that if i could (probably)>>204740961>My new retarded neighbor spends his time autistically swearing while playing vydia kek(muffled sounds of french violence could be heard in the background)"MAMAN SORS DE MA CHAMBRE, JE JOUE A MINECRAFT!">sleeping naked is worseI can't sleep naked man, I just feel like I like my body feeling held by my clothes and not having 3000 mosquitoes trying to bite at my feet or legs.
>have extremely important meeting with all higher ups>the discussion is about scrapping some old and stupid machinery to make way for the new assembly line for the new project>completely starving for area to put the new stuff in the factory, it's a make or break decision for yours truly portuanon>manage not to sperg during an entire hour of exposition, discussion and decision>approved by the higher ups>call chief, he gets super happy and congratulates me>call girl chief and tell her the news, also tell her about some unrelated good news>hmm yeaaah, uh huh, by the way, have you thought about reworking the entire design of the assembly line? We may have no way of taking machine X (unrelated to the previous meeting) from that place>this machine was supposed to be relocated inside the factory>b-but isn't that machine supposed to go away?>hm... yeah I guess so lol, but it might not happen, so tomorrow I'm asking you to join your chief and devise a plan B>almost sure it's impossible to accomplish>uh, y-yeah... sure I'll talk w-with him tomorrow>that's great anon! see you tomorrow, kisses!What god giveth...I'm sure my direct chief is tightening a noose as I speak.
>>204740961Ehm, based neighbour
>>204741281You know I died in the car accident if I don't post tomorrow
>>204741309Is it over medsisters?>>204741334I'll be eternally sorrowful for your loss my friend, please go to a tropical location and go have sex with all big bunda dominican women you can find, in our stead.
>>204741369Hello argentinette, are you better nowadays, health wise?>is it overWell, if I don't kill myself before the project is concluded, I'll consider staying alive a marvelous achievement.The worst thing is that I BET my life that the higher ups forced the girl chief to keep the machine to "save costs" with moving it. I bet they thought it would be a marvelous ideia since we will gain some space by scrapping the old machines.
>>204741334If you don't post tomorrow, I will assume you got snowed in at work. I won't assume you're dead until I see the headline "local man with bizarre youtube watch history found deceased after apparent car crash" in Le Journal de Moselle.
>throwing my cv for internships everywhere in banking>always rejectedwhat do? did I fuck up by quitting my masters the first year in?
>>204741499I'm doing a bit better! I do have some complications I have to face, specifically a skin issue, and... Well, losing weight, but honestly my first objective is just getting a decent job for once, even if it has a pay of 160-180 usd per month...>I'll consider staying alive a marvelous achievement.You defined basically what this year has been for me all along. Just surviving like 2-3 suicide attempts and now just being like "what the fuck do i do to fix my life now". I told my psychiatrist I gave up on committing unalive because It's more probable I'll just end up like a vegetable or fucking up my gastric organs and I'm NOT gonna develop an autoinmune disease on my fucking tummy. There's a limit to self hatred, and I finally reached it!>I BET my life that the higher ups forced the girl chief to keep the machine to "save costs" with moving itHonestly I'd try to talk it out with the higher ups before doing anything, like "Yo, there's these consequences if we do/don't scrap this thing, are you willing to go through 'em?". If they don't listen... Well, just think that it's their problem to solve, my man.>>204741694You need 30000000 years of experience and references from the now deceased queen of England just to get a job as a secretary in any random business. Yay, capitalismo.
>>204741810>You need 30000000 years of experience and references from the now deceased queen of England just to get a job as a secretary in any random business. Yay, capitalismo.but it's just a shitty unpaid internship.........
>>204741694It's not possible to get a job in finance.>t. applied to all of them
>>204741309>>204741499even when you succed, a new humiliation ritual is right around the cornersuch is the life of a wagie
>>204741851>but it's just a shitty unpaid internship.........You should be GRATEFUL they even DARE to give YOU a chance when there's like a million more useful slaves we can pay the minimum wage and unpaid internships to! You first need to work 10 years in our company to make a decent payrate, and obviously you gotta work 10 hours per day 7 days a week, don't be a lazy ass! God I fucking hate job culture nowadays, my parents had it fucking easy just joining the police forces and being told to do random shit and get paid for it. It was easier to join a job force, they actually NEEDED people to work, now it's just a scam.>>204741993real
>>204741993The bonus is that the assembly line design is finished and sent to suppliers already.Imagine their face when I give them a call and tell them to scrap all their time spent on developing it and starting anew.They're going to go after me and shoot me (while the cagie bosses shoot me for underdelivering on their needs).>>204741810Hope you're doing better!
Good night, sisters.
>>204742117Good night sweet prince.>>204742099>Imagine their face when I give them a call and tell them to scrap all their time spent on developing it and starting anew.>the cagie bosses shoot me for underdelivering on their needs>pic relatedI'm a bit better but I'm just frustrated at stuff from my personal life. At least I have earphones and tasty food. And my friends are doing a bit better too, so I'm happy for 'em.Also I found an electro body synth/industrial/techno german singing band from Perú called Zweihander in Instagram, their music goes hard as fuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_1mCqhDHZI
>came home from trip just late enough that I can't game.Grim... I guess I have a full day of work again before I can play my bidogames.>>204741161>>204741178>>204741281More like "PUTAIN MAIS NIQUE SA MÈRE LA GRANDE PUTE LÀÀÀÀ*voice crack*">I just feel like I like my body feeling held by my clothes and not having 3000 mosquitoes trying to bite at my feet or legs.that's just your evil female body reacting to the sanctity of cotton.>>204741309You'll find a solution fren, you always do.>>204741332indeed!
>>204742117Sweet dreams>>204742254>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_1mCqhDHZIGood one (had it bookmarked already, hmmm)
>>204742343>I guess I have a full day of work again before I can play my bidogamesbeing /med/ is suffering apparently, damn. >LA GRANDE PUTE LÀÀÀÀ*voice crack*fucking top kek, now I'm really curious as to how french arguments sound like. French can sound either extremely sexy or extremely funny depending on context.>that's just your evil female body reacting to the sanctity of cotton.Oh, I meant that I like being covered with clothes, I feel comfy when I'm dressed up. I feel uncomfortable if I'm fully naked, it's like... "WHERE PROTEKTION???">>204742357>had it bookmarked alreadybetcha you don't have this one bookmarked my man (and i hope so, if you do... i'm both extremely proud and concerned for your mental wellbeing)https://youtu.be/YS3mJ5pFndk?si=7sWC4A-S_ASLsHwt
>Before you start the test, the Occupational Psychology Service is asking for your help. To ensure the best user experience for test takers, we regularly develop new psychometric test content and evaluate the effectiveness of our online tests. >Would you like to complete a personality questionnaire and get some free feedback?Currently applying for government jobs so I can be a fonctionnaire just like Moselle. I get to these questions and I remember why I just stopped trying. I feel like I'm about to join Scientology or some shit.
>>204742537Hahaha :D>if you do...I have to disappoint you (sorry)Nonetheless, thank you for sharing it with meI love such crossbreeds <3
>>204717091my baked ziti is delish
>>204742706how to gain neetbux while avoiding the government from knowing every little goddamn thing about me yahoo answers>>204742771>I have to disappoint youIn the sense that you already knew of that... Absolutely unholy mashup? Lmao>I love such crossbreeds <3if you liked that abomination you'll probably like this one, it sounds like a reject from Pretty Hate Machine from Nine Inch Nails, fucking kek
>>204742706In these trying times, my cagie just cut all "diversity", "inclusiveness" and "equity" programmes, because apparently they were a drain on its coffers.Scientology is losing.
>>204742953>how to gain neetbux while avoiding the government from knowing every little goddamn thing about me yahoo answersDoes Argentina even have NEETbux? I imagine you have to be seven different flavours of disabled/crazy to qualify for it, otherwise your application gets iAfuera! >>204743073>In these trying times, my cagie just cut all "diversity", "inclusiveness" and "equity" programmes, because apparently they were a drain on its coffers.Holy based, but I bet you still have an angry 30-something HR lady who wears glasses and sips tea at her computer while peering over at other workers when she thinks they're not looking.
>>204742953>In the sense that you already knew of that... Absolutely unholy mashup?I didn't have this one bookmarked (but I feel as if I heard it somewhere)The channel is decent. Thanks once againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx2aL9rLzyw
>>204743178>I imagine you have to be seven different flavours of disabled/crazy to qualify for it,Fucking sadly, yeah, you have to be like... Literally retarded or disabled like, handicapped and unable to work and exist on your own just to get paid neetbux in this country. If you work hard enough and are insistent enough you can probably get into some program to get paid like 20 dollars or even less just to "help you manage on your own". Sigh.>>204743277Apparently Trent Reznor reacted to that mashup once with a laughing emoji in a discord server, so I'll consider it approved by the source artists kek.>Thanks once againoh my god that mashup is one of my favorites, it goes so fucking hard for some reason lmaoSTILL DON'T HAVE THE REASONAND YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIMEAND IT REALLY MAKES ME WONDER IF I EVER KNEW SOMETHING 'BOUT YOU AND ISO THIS IS GOODBYE
>>204743178The HR boss is a 40 something roastie, surrounded by young roasties and a very fat middle aged gay man. The younger roasties are always sipping coffee, looking at people working (while giving everyone huge smiles, that emanate an aura of fakeness).Nowadays, the most they talk about DEI is "interviewing" people and the people saying sharing and diversity is VEEEEWWWYYY important for their well being (not fake at all). One of the last interviewed is some pajeetoid that came here recently. Looks just like pic related (but slightly younger?) and everyone cracks jokes at the video because he speaks in a very broken english.
>>204743277You've reminded me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhXHINK7-o4
I recognize and respect Carthage
Peace!Respecting of boundaries!
Diversity of soul is so important to a perfect all!
Carthage is a unique paradise.The boarders shall be flexible.I’m sure much of North Africa likes many little spots of Carthage.
I have seen worlds that are so fun
>>204717091Imagine having a wife that looks forward to seeing you when you get home from work and cooks for you and loves you