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first for trips edition
Yo this guy ain't one of us he said he'd fuck a sheep
>>204723179I said I'm not interested in doing it irl.
Oh, Canada....
>>204723283But I mean if you were a sheep. would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep
>>204723377Yes?
>>204723377I'd only fuck white women
>>204723386>>204723391You know I can see that this gag is going no where so I'm just going to leave this herehttps://youtu.be/uPwo-nHWQaM?si=zOHUUbmN-x9Rnqgo
what if aliens came to earth not for resources, not to enslave us and not even to learn more about the universe, and the only reason they came is because they want to have sex. also the aliens aren't hot or sext they don't have boobs or look like women. they just look like monsters. a d they go around abducting humans. but apparently it feels really good or something. i mean they did their research into how to pleasure a human
>>204723564Like those things from galaxy quest
>>204723613>Like those things from galaxy questBro chill, you're scaring all the babes
>>204723377If I were a sheep then yes I would like to fuck other sheepBut I'm not a sheep so I don't want to fuck sheep
>>204723716>tftpyou're not fooling anybody
the hood nigga to tranny pipeline
Buncha sheep fuckers itt
Sheep pussy is goat
ugh I may have eaten too much chilli and french fries*continues eating*
it has now been over two years since i've had s*x with an adult human female
>>204724229Your virginity grew back!
>>204724229ive never had sex yet
>>204723744It's the Welsh who like to fuck sheep, and I'm not Welsh
>>204724795>most of the countries with sheep fuckery are/were british colonies>UK exclusively imports people from countries known for sheep fuckingyeah, okay bud
do NOT reply to mousenonce
>>204724884i dont
mental how badly i mind broke him
he's fucked in the head
good morning sirs
>>204723000If I see another god damned Jeet I am going to move to Oklahoma.
going to put up the ol’ c-mas lights after work
Looks like I'm off to spook my MAC address to get a fresh WAN again for no particular reason at all
it is not christmas season until after thanksgiving (american)
>>204725330same
200 pushups blog begins now
>>204725473nigger
>>204725333they have been pushing hard this yearI saw christmas stuff in stores on october 30th
>>204725597woke crowd gone...sane?
i remember when it snowed on Halloween.
Urgh...gm /cum/mersIts so esrly
lots of worthless text
>>204724840Wales and NZ are known for sheep-fucking, nobody else>>204724884I'm not Mousey
>>204725618>gone sanemeh, I don’t think of november as a “Christmas” month
it never snowed in my hometown
i feel very powerful when a dumb person replies to one of my posts with some nonsense and i don't grace them with a reply
But is it really teeth or just a tooth sized chunk of calculus?
>>204725470Ok I made it to 72
This was deleted by user so you don't only post things you want people to see...The location of the secret piss nettle field
wish mouse nonce would kill himself already and stop shitting up our thread
>physicist>physicianwhy not just medic?
any tips on rizzing women?would a gyal be into my lotus garden, metalworking, and sewing hobbies?
>>204726562From Middle English fisicien, from Old French fisicïen (“physician”) (modern French physicien (“physicist”)), from fisique (“art of healing”), from Latin physica (“natural science”), from Ancient Greek φυσική ἐπιστήμη (phusikḗ epistḗmē, “knowledge of nature”), from φυσικός (phusikós, “pertaining to nature”). Displaced native Middle English læche, leche, archaic English leech (“physician”). Morphologically physic + -ian.
>>204726563maybe, i don't think your hobbies matter other than making you seem like a more interesting person when you tell her about it
>>204726563it literally doesn't matter what you're interests are so long as you're confident and passionate about them when you talk to the woman. they are all about vibes, not content.
I feel bad for ratpedo being so poor and brain damaged, but he is such a dick
if he weren't such an unlovable, cringey virgin, he would get AIDS and die. so i hope he learns to be lovable
help me i cant install windows 11it says error
hello
>>204726563don't even bother because you will always get rejected
are the bots out of date? are there people really fucked in the head enough to think like this?someone explain these posts to me
I'm studying American today
>>204727175Hillary told us not to accept a Trump victory
>>204727230i don't listen to women, buddy
>>204727175it's a meme that aged poorly
>keeping your car plugged in 24x7i really dont see the point in electric cars
does this happen in your country?
>>204727643>replaced with Hispanicsnothingburger, they always make it sound like it's blacks when their numbers are actually declining
>>204727643yes>>204727680retard
>>204727643yeah
>>204727732you're objectively wrong bro. literally all of the demographic change is due to increased numbers of hispanics
Up before the sun every morning in the cold. Trying to make it happen. Fighting to have a life worth living someday soon
>>204727828becoming more hispanic is bad, retard.
>>204727619>staring at a road for more than 20 minutes a dayhaha nigger
>>204727831morning bud
>>204727680Hispanics are a tiny proportion of the migrants Canada imports
>>204727643How do we know what will happen in two years?
>>204727856Projections are based on how many migrants the Canadian gov has announced they plan to import
until you have it, you will always be a country of subhumans
>>204727643At least your population is tiny so 10 million Amerigods could solve the problem. We have 3x your entire population in non-whites at least
>>204727886but next year hasn't happened yet
>>204727932What do you not understand about what a projection is, or that governments announce what they plan to do before they do it
>>204727973>projectionwhat are brainlets so obsessed with this word?
>>204727973Is it set in stone?
why do the tv jannies hate fun?
cum
What is an alcohol (H-O) where the oxygen is a radical? Or I think it has 3 radicals
Rabbit mouse Rabbit mouse
someone sharted all over my stocks
I wanna tell this bitch at work to choke on a dick and die but she's a client and I have to be cordial.>>204728706She's Greek too. You should rape her on my behalf.
wtf my post didn't go through...
>>204728706uh oh stonky
>>204729408I think the update button may be broken or something; I just had to fully refresh the page
i feel like having a pointless, time-wasting argument about veganism
>>204729765there are several essential nutrients which are difficult or impossible to get if you are a vegancase closed
>>204723000>based /cum/chan anon>gets trips as OPProof that /cum/chan is the greatest thing to happen to /cum/ recently
>>204725597>they have been pushing hard this yearbecause the economy is shit
>>204729765your stance on replacing all meat with cum?
>>204729890Such as?
>>204730171i don't feel like having a pointless, time-wasting argument about veganism
>>204730171vitamin B12, calcium, iron, and zinc. Protein as well can be an issue. When I was in university I had a classmate who was unbelievably reddit and his doctor told him to stop being a vegan because he was so low in iron.
>>204730171
>>204729890i'm aware.
business idea: sepuku
>resign from old job because it was composed of toxic lunatics>find new job across the street, better team, pay is betterJust happened to me this week
>>204729980fact check: TRUMPIAN FALSITYthe bidenconomy is the strongest in history
>>204730251Yeah veganism is not to be taken lightly. Vegetarianism and lite vegetarianism are significantly easier and less of a potential health issue
>>204730317if you actually did it the traditional way that would go kinda hard tbqh. Like imagine some Amerifat weeb travelling to Japan and going to that one shrine to disembowel himself. VGGHH pvre sovl.
It's insane how tired I am but I refuse to take a nap because naps are basically life thieves.
>>204730366>Vegetarianism and lite vegetarianism are significantly easier and less of a potential health issuethat's what is so dumb about vegans, vegetarianism is easier, achieves all of the same objectives except one and much more acceptable but they have to annoyingly moralfag about it.
>>204730423just 10 minutesit will charge you like a battery
Lads why are you dragging us into WW3 ffs :/
>>204730460They say it's indirectly supporting the meat industry but I think it's reasonable balancing harm reduction towards animals and the health of the individual.
Why do so many people want to cut federal employmentWhy do so many people have a problem with federal employment
>>204730547you gotta ask /deutsch/
>>204730366It’s still very difficult to impossible to have a healthy diet on lacto-ovo vegetarianism. You’d need to substitute all your meat for stuff like eggs, milk, and cheese. Who wants to actually eat like a dozen eggs a day? Not to mention your macros would be fucked with the amount of fat in lacto-ovo protein options
>>204730550vegans be like:>I want to stop the meat and dairy industry>hmm better go protest at a fast food location to inconvenience minimum wage workers>protest at a corporate headquarters? no way!I am convinced they are useful idiots tbqh
>>204730576It's not hard to get adequate protein if you're getting enough calories and not just eating bread all day. Iron and zinc are more of a concern.
>>204730538Nah I aint falling for the nap jew. 10 minutes are actually 4 hours.
vigilance, reach, trample
>>204730674you lack will
>>204730571How’s it their fault?
>>204730567nearly 3 million people work for the feds, if the TSA is any indicator most are useless diversity hires.
>>204730567they don't provide social value
>>204730567A lot of federal employees don’t really accomplish anything, despite ample compensation, which is funded through taxation. The presence of a large, useless bureaucracy makes people poorer, and hurts the economy in general, causing American strength to lag on the international stage relative to its potential.>nooo we need more federal employees to enforce DEI and ship illegals into small towns across the country and troon our kids at a faster rate!Amusingly, that lunacy is probably being implemented by expensive consultants, while the full-time do-nothings just sit on their ass
>>204730674works on my machine
>>204730676*uses wandering emperor*That’ll take care of that
>>204730547You're asking the wrong thread, you need to ask /rus/
>>204730699even if you don't like this guy at all you have to acknowledge there is a clear political element to his legal cases.
>>204730576nuts and beans make it easyiron isn't generally a concern either given its presence in vegetables, you'd have to eat pretty shitty to be iron deficientvitamin B12 is the main concern
