HIS NAME IS RIO AND HE PLAYS FOR WEST HAM edition
Feeling cheeky
keeping it lush me
>>204728438>not a snow editionbogus, dude
>>204728438He looks like Joseph Goebbels if he were black
leftypol:>PROTECT RRR NHSS YAY NHSS ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE NHSnhs:Stages of lifeHere are some of the terms we use for different stages of life with some guidance about the ages they relate to.We use:fertilised egg: from conception to 14 daysembryo: from 2 to 6 weeksbaby: during pregnancy, at birth and up to 1 yearalso leftypol:>reeee how dare you stop me having an abortion its a foetus not a baby!.
Here's some more wank, straight from the thought box
get the hazard perception practised
Business idea: The KKK but it's OK because in addition to the extreme racism they also worship Satan and advocate for the legalization of pedophilia, that way nobody's offended.
Can't wait to move out of my smelly childhood bedroom. Going mental
>>204728438Haha good one
might treat myself to a wank
>>204728524>Off by 6That could be a little old lady one day
>>204728534wish I was still in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>204728524>not 100/100alri brainletliterally the hardest part of that test was not clicking too early before they let you classify it as a hazard "oh i see a car in a spec in the distance" *push button* "reee not a hazard" 1 second later "ITS A HAZARD ITS A HAZARD"
mad how coarse and abrupt indians are in their communication quite jealous desu i wish i could have such little self awareness big fan of their girls as well
>>204728556>>204728569I CAN SEE THE WHITE VAN MOVING
STAND UP IF YOU LOVE THE DARTS
>>204728600all me
>>204728534I was genuinely going insane living in my childhood bedroomMoved to Liverpool, got a job, blocked my parents, only regret is I didn't do it sooner
>>204728630alri blacklad
>>204728616just stood up lmao
>>204728563mumberg blasts the TV 24 hours a day and is constantly pacing back and forth. She thinks I want to talk about trivial shite the second I arrive home from toil before I even get my shoesies off. Madwoman
>>204728600What's the hazzard? That it'll pull out and hit the motorbike?
sitting down desu
>>204728534sounds good and is good living alone, for a little whilebut the loneliness eventually hits you like fucking bullettake heed
Trying to imagine her cacking one off in my gob.
>>204728652haha madman>>204728661>blasts the TV 24 hours a day grim iktf
digesting automatically
>>204728652
Passed my theory in January and until now I haven't been able to find any driving lessonsIs it easier to get lessons if you do a crash course? My job ends in April, I might just do a 2 week course if I can find one. I'd even pay double for it I just need my license FFS.
leng tings stepping into cronem range rovers at the gates
rotting in my smelly childhood bedroom with my mentally ill mum stunting my development into being the adult i should have been five years ago x
so glad i passed my driving test when i was 17 the thought of a grown ass man down driving lessons gives me the ick but i wish you all the best
>>204728670anything that will make you slow down>>204728704had my license for years, wish I did a crash course, I've heard some will even get you a quick test
>>204728733How old are you?
https://x.com/EFCevie/status/1857868336215802267ciuldn't believe my eyes seeing these screenshots desu
>my mommy hurt my mental elfs :(((( I can't grow Boo hoo nigga
Anyone else dumb theirself down a bit when talking to people?
>>204728750>anything that will make you slow downBrake pedal included?
Sneed
>>204728735bit negative that positive lad
>“The Bends” by Radiohead is as distant to the modern day as “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust” by David Bowie was in 2001
moved out at the first chance because mumberg loves mothering me and I hated it. reckon I could move in with her even now in my 30s and go full time neet and she'd love it
>>204728735nice gimmick that you couldn't even keep up for two hours mate x
>>204728681do you imagine her from 15 years ago?
>>204728770ktim for 4+ years with the ex gf
Saw an actual person buying the daily mail today at the offie.He stank of dog and booze and was wearing a 40 year old track suit.Now I know what people in the comment section on the daily mail look like
>>204728770No, I speak with a wordy prose with the intention of asserting my intellectual dominance.
>>204728770I quote ancient greek and speak in maxims.
>>204728823what a wanker aint even any tits in it
https://youtu.be/XKRcgs4gEC4?si=SK1I4Vqm5r2Ujtrn Is this guy retarded?
to the people in the last thread asking I'd the abo sheila who fellated me was any good, yes. yes she was. Great power dynamic in it too, considering I'm a white land grabbing dog, and she was on her knees before me serving me, pleasuring me.
will never watch any of the wanky links you lot post, will always listen to the bangers you post
Mental how badly I mindraped him lol
>>204728832Actually makes you appear dumber when you talk like that.
mumberg joined the sovereign citizen cultall to avoid paying for a parking ticket kek
>>204728887Did you put your shrimp in her barbie?
>>204728904It intimidated all my uni professors, as evidenced by my poor grades.
>>204728887I'd love to practise the same dynamic one day with an Indian girl
>>204728823mumberg Ioves the daily mail
Can't drive as I have ADHD and can't pay attention to the road
>>204728770yh i simply lack the ardour to employ grandiose language on any living being
>>204728808>mumberg loves mothering me and I hated itThis is going to be one of the major hurtles to overcome in my early adult life, I feel. I have a great relationship with my mom and she would absolutely be content with me living with her forever. I have to break free and do my own thing before the gentle cradle of motherlyness swallows me whole and I stay a manchild forever.
>>204728936lmao
>>204728951I've got ABS mate works a treat
>>204728951fuckin spaz
>>204728984bang out of order this mate. that lad's probably crying now. hope you're happy
tax class: disabled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uyj5BtPT4A
Love driving meWish I had a better car but it is still lots of fun and I got lots of places
need to start making my tea really but i'm being lazy and don't want to get off the settee
>>204729007Fuck you're right. >>204728951sorry mate, fancy a pint?
>>204728770Started doing this when i was 14 or 15 and forgot how to speak properly
hello chaps
cold innit de lads
getting into decluttering youtubefind it funny that they call it decluttering rather than chucking stuff out
Getting dark lads innit
>>204729034yeah it's peng, I need to buy a car
>>204729062alri
*rings the mentally ill bell*
>>204729065was this morning but it's brightened up
>>204729034What did you get into debt to buy?
>>204729065>>204729074would never have known
>>204729089you'd be ringing that all day
>>204729065>>204729074it be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pybTLRO7N0o
>>204729065irish weather
>>204729062Hello
god these harsh winter winds are wreaking havoc on my delicate supple skin
watching a filthy degenerate stream himself biking around london
>>204729093Booze clothes hifi guitars furniture etc Just overspent for years and the bank kept giving me more and more money lolWill only take a year to pay off fully just wish I had wised up earlier
>>204729104Got to keep up appearences
>>204729127
reckon the new will be on another board, I'm thinking /g/
girl poo
>>204729166modern medicine works miracles now lad
>>204729206It's more a fungal infection actually
>bow to your new qveen rorke
This used to be a fun house,Now it's full of evil clowns!
>>204729070Well sometimes it's not junk you need to get rid of
the album has come to an end, gonna need another one
Might teach myself maths and become Good Will Hunting
>British-made Storm Shadow missiles have been fired into Russian territory by Ukraine for the first time, a source has told Sky News.Good.
>>204729159God damn you are low IQ lol, still doesn’t sound like you would have gotten into much debt how the fuck is it so crippling? Is your job that badly paid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CiiinXe3Sc
bloody toil machines been buggered since the update
>>204729221Why'd you get banned from /sp/ spaki?
>>204729246>keeping tabs on my finances nowMental how badly I mindraped you
How many push ups do you do a day?I try to hit at least 20-30 a day.
got my new flat ladstheoretically moving 14 december
>>204729269How much do you earn and why is it going to take you so long to pay off such a small amount of debt?
I really live rent free in his headHe's afraid of me finding him and beating him up in public and now is keeping notes about my personal finances
>>keeping tabs on my finances now>Mental how badly I mindraped you
>>204729293Reddit
>>204729296When's the gf moving in?
>>204729293i assume between 0 and 1 on average
>>204729258I'm not Spaki I'm big eye girl poster
>>204729320girls are gross i don't like them at least not to live with
Ah yes, the Canadian schizo is here
>>204729317I can smell the maccas fat running down your greasy fat skin through the screen
>>204728524was hazard perception the one where you can lose all your points because you noticed the hazard too early?
MX5, too gay?
>>204729334fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDHemjyfHYM
I realised years ago if you dress well, people treat you better in every regarding. More respect, better service, more eyes on you etc. People in tracksuits or hoodies look visibly distressed. The British used to be known for their suits, I must embody the same spirit!
>>204729334Try not to shag too much else it'll fall off x
Plato thought that Platonic forms always existed eternally and had no beginning, but actually Platonic forms were created as Saint Maximus the Confessor writes in his book On the Cosmic Mystery of Jesus Christ.
>>204729358I could go for a maccies right now to be completely honest
>>2047292541password?
>>204729293You need to progressively overload lad. Will be quite pointless otherwise
Alright guys? Woke up at about 2:30 pm. Had some lunch. Need to go shopberg. Toil on the morrow but only a 6:00 am to 10:00 am shift.
>>204729431EW do you ave a driver's licence?
>>204729402great thanks that just downloaded a free virus to the entire organisations mainframe
>>204729446Sacked Tranny has spent 5k on lessons but no pass (hehe)
>>204729431How will you sleep for a 6am shift if you're just up?
>type EW so people think i'm referring to Employed Woman>I'm actually saying ew little bit of a troll me hahaha
>>204729446I have a provisional and passed my theory in March 2023.I did 26 months of driving lessons and my instructor never put me in for a test. They also quit, possibly as a consequence of me.In the new year, I'm going to book a 12 lessons + test with RED and repeat every couple of months until I pass the test.
Sleep upside down me
>>204729467Don't know but it's only a 4 hour shift so I should be fine even with only 2-3 hours of sleep as I can sleep once I'm home.
>>204729422Well, yeah I lift for that. Push ups are only something I do when I wake up and during rest days.
It must be a pretty bad amount of debt he constantly brings it up. Think blud just has poor impulse control
The Platonic form of a sword is a universal or essencealso Platonic form of a tree or table or chair or dog etc.
>>204729486your theory will run out in March 2025 btw
>>204729496alri batlad
>>204729480
me? listening to stone roses
>>204729523You brought it up though
Nothing more contemptible than pro Russian westerners. I only respect them if they then move to Russia. Apart from those traitor commie spies who only fled to Russia when they had to. No honour or respect
>>204729543do you gamble?
>>204729496BLEH!
is it "the afternoon" yet?because that's when the landlord said he'd be round to fix my heating
>>204729526Yeah I know. Will have to resit it next year but it's not a big deal.
>>204729520But lack of sleep will affect your performance
>>204729557do you just like to burn that pip money or something?
>>204729522Ah, fair enough
>>204729547this looks suspiciously like a political post outside of /pol/. deeply concerning
>>204729555he's not coming. going to be a chilly night for you lad
i will undoubtedly die alone
>>204729555Are you cold, lad?
>>204729558I don't really put in much effort in mornings anyway. I'm not a morning person.>>204729570It's only like £30 or something.
>>204729543How much do you earn and why is it going to take you so long to pay off such a small amount of debt?
Is this real? Is it over for Albion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpnZDd2odc8
I am the lord of the land
>>20472948626 months is so grim. You're either unbelievably shit or the instructor robbed you blind
>>204729598don't care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5NRiBS7s8
>>204729598same. not my problem though. pity the poor bugger that finds me and has to scrape up the rotting bits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvsY6Lf48U
>>204729617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI5loEyhyZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKRcgs4gEC4
https://www.youtube.com/live/aEal8AGekYc
Black character in Stalker 2. It's over.
>>204729595>>204729599it's the waiting about that bothers me more than the coldcan't have a wankcan't put the headphones on for a bit of gamingcan't go out anywherecan't get on the cansjust been stuck here with you cunts all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbjns-utwU
The UK's military has also fired missiles into Russia The UK is at war with Russia
>>204729655what the heck?it's not even out yet
DTFIC ducking behind the couch every time there’s a knock at the door in case it’s a debt collectorMuttering “mental how badly I mindraped him” as he watches them walk off from a little crack in the curtains, trembling visibly
>>204729661New season of Strictly on the iPlayer lad
>>204729679oh no
why does ariana grande look like that these days? is she ill?
They've taken everything from rorke..
Odd how the UK can declare war on Russia without even an announcement I suspect its the UK trying to bait Russia into declaring the war publicly to avoid starmer gaining bad views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c
Britain are Satanic globalistic socialists.
>>204729741Midwit
>>204729741according to russia, they're not at war thoughever
Cansnonce>47 years old >Disabled >Larps as Judge Dredd on 4chan >Lives with his parents>Works as a school cleanerDTFIC>In debt and lives in fearWhy are anti-spaino posters the biggest freaks in /Brit/?
Is this true or false?
>>204729661>can't have a wankMaybe she'll like, I once opened the door shirtless while working out at home and the 35 something woman seemed to like what she saw as she smiled
>>204729679Ahem.*taps the sign*
Went to see an acupuncturist but left with pins and needles.
>>204729780While that may be true, aren't you a man roleplaying a woman?
thinking about women
>>204729679>UK is at war
>>204729786if my landlord was a woman he'd ba a landlady
>>204729821land dame actually
>>204729781best he cud do
>>204729781mostly bollocks but with a little gem of truth in it
Would he fit in at a chippy?
>>204729814and how much you respect them?
>>204729814Women are thinking about you being dead
is there a way to filter every /brit/ post that doesn't give me a (you)?
>>204729848unironically looks like my dad
>>204728438most overrated defender of his era
>>204729848could be the man dishing out the chips
>>204729865dunno
You can now install S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 on Steam.Cheeki breeki nav damka comrades!
>>204729865...yh
>>204729780shut up you sex offender
>>204729865YesDo -(you) in the filter
We need a freedom of movement deal between the five-eye countries. I WILL move next door to you. I WILL cook hambooga at 3 in the morning. I WILL invite you over my apartment to watch baseball!
>>204729865Yeah probably with custom CSS highlighting and filters in 4chanX
>>204729883>9 hour install at 50 mb/s:=D
>Ukraine fires British missiles into Russia.Kyiv Starmer is going to kill us all.
Half Life 2 episode 2
>>204729883>ChornobylNo I wont
I will make a good post!
Sir Missile Launcher
*waits patiently for a good post*
>>204729917Literally nothing will happen
>>204729917Let me guess, Putin threatens nukes, WW3 trends on social media for a few days, nothing happens, we all go back to normal? If we get nuked, we all die anyway so why even bother caring, I just feel embarrassed that millions of years of evolution later we're still doing this crap
>>204729917if leftypol loves the Ukraine so much he should go live there
>>204729918Can you shoot guns in ep 1? I'm 20 min in and all I've got is the bloody gravity gun.
>>204729945Half Life 3 will release next yearHopefully The Jews don't kill the West beforehand
Oh my god I just saw an ICBM fly outside my free council flat window!
mad that people try and pretend england isn't full
>>204729905Yankees or Red Sox?
>144gbtakes the piss
Zelensky is a servant of Moloch.
>>204729917>UK to decommission ships, drones and helicopters to save £500m
>>204729997you could cut 0.1% of the foreign aid budget and have that money
>>204729992I've got that high speed tinternet from being on PIP. Disabled you see.
>the government wants wwiii>Also slashing the military budget I just cannot understand this
>>204730024>foreign aid budget>cut
>>204729993No that's actually a cat, I think
>>204729992delete your porn folder
>>204729979we're one of the densest countries in the world, and I think that's one of the many reasons why this place is so horrible to live, there's legitimately no breathing room
>>204730033I can understand it, guess I just grok things better idk :/
>>204730025If you're white - basedIf you're brown - cringe
>>204729780Tilde>ex-/britfeel/>works in Aldi at the ripe old age of 28>took 2 year's worth of driving lessons and didn't even do a test>calls her cock a hen so it feels more feminine >biggest enemy is her own sister who is much more successful >Is only alive because of SeasideMARK's daily uploafs >learns Russian when she doesn't even have people to speak to in English >dropped out of Uni and then went back to waste another few grand
>>204730054I'm mixed x
Mrs is making a ham and cheese omelette for tea, with leftover cream of spinach soup from yesterdayCan’t wait lads I’m hangryyyy
Been watching From, it's absolute shit tbch
>>204730076K spaki
>>204730033Kremlin announced prior that there's no military intention for a confrontation.Neither side can maintain a high intensity conflict and this is Biden's admin stomping their feet on the way out.
>>204730033>I just cannot understand thisConsult the whiteboard
Don't need to play Stalker 2 because we'll be deployed to Ukraine next year LOL
>>204730033they're fighting the war through their proxy of ukraine, zero chance anything ends up on our shores
pookraine LMAO
>>204730076weird how you have the diet of a single man
>>204730076i creamed on your wife's spinach and leftover my soup on her ham and cheese omelette
>>204730088Biden is a servant of Moloch.
>>204730098Not me, I am on that disabled tax band, free council, free medical and dental, sunflower lanyard lifestyle xx
public debt in 2006: £0.5 trillionpublic debt in 2024: £2.7 trillionthis isn't at all sustainable this is actually just sheer fucking lunacy
>>204730121>Two minutes laterWorked hard on this one
>>204730101>through their proxyThe entire point of this missile issue is that they can only be worked by NATO troops
>>204729865boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(> div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.replyContainer:not(.yourPost):not(:has(> div.post > blockquote.postMessage > a.quotelink.you))
>>204730155i worked hard on your mrs last night and lasted two minutes
Sir Poo Barmer was the first, the original, and the best, but Sir Fear Farmer fits perfectly and is extremely topical atm so I’ll say it’s second best.
>>204730118Are single men especially known for eating omelettes and soup? Lol I think everyone eats stuff like that mate >>204730121Vile and untrue post
>>204730173She kept count yeah?
>>204730146Another million Pakistanis will fix it
>>204730160NATO and Tavistock are part of the global Fabian socialist agenda for a New World Order.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEal8AGekYc
>>204730172So biological females who can’t reproduce due to illness are also not females according to your logic?
I want to move to England so bad
>>204730172*grabs the small bit of the fork handle after the chain*stop being a heckin transphobe, chuddie
>>204730236mental
>>204730199yeah she was counting the inches i put into her
>>204730236Shame airplanes a weight limit
>>204730215Yeah and the Earth is flat and the Queen’s a lizard. Get a grip.
The missiles didn't even hit anything. British missiles are such a joke.
not had a ciggie in 18 hoursim going to have to have one soon
>>204730253Didn't know they made rulers that small
just closed the window just now
>>204730291i ruled your small mrs last night
>>204730289blog on
>Dad comes home>Immediately start downloading Stalker>"Grrr why's the internet so damn slow!"
>>204730281poisoning the well
>>204730312No good life here for anyone
>>204728934>>204728939Based
>>204730307You having a stroke? Or was that your dad?
>>204730340your mrs gave me a stroke last night as she was calling me her daddy
>>204730335Looks way better to me.
I applied for the US Green Card Lottery this year. Fingers crossed I’ll be out of this hellhole soon.
>>204730361wanna swap passports?
>>204730356>she was calling me her daddyFather of ingenuity you are
>>204730312so you want worse weather, a smaller house and a lower salary for a better lifelmaoing @ you
>>204730387your mrs took my ingenuity last night
>>204730312>16bmiSeen skeletons with more fat lad
>>204730326>get called out for spouting schizo nonsense >”hurr you must be a Jew”Real original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87i0uPmOcmc
Slam slam oh hot damnWhat part of "party" do you not understand?
Nuke the farms
>>204730314ok well its not for any particular reason ive not smoked. i like smoking. not looking to quit. maybe its just because of the cold. and ive been feeling tired out. hardly been out of bed today. anyway id better have a smoke
>>204730408Virginity*
>>204730425yes yes get them in!
>>204730439>>204730439>>204730439
>>204730451took your mrs' virginity last night. It was untouched after the first couple of inches
>>204730422lol have fun feeling homesick within a yeargenuinely no good life for anyone here anymore
yeah?
>>204730479I genuinely can't be homesick I'm not debating countries here just my personal desire. Maybe america is better. But I don't care. I don't want a better country. I want a better life for me
