snooze edition
screaminghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1732126116190986.webm
seen quite a few foxes in my day
>>204749298are your days already over?
>Men are buying more from Lidl’s middle aisle, its UK boss has said as the supermarket returned to profit after a loss-making year.>Ryan McDonnell said the middle of Lidl, known for its unusual stock which ranges from power tools to inflatables, had a “big male following”.>"We often get partners at odds with each other because men have disappeared up the aisle and are buying things they maybe already have," he told the BBC.
charbroiling a poo
>>204749308foxes seen so far I should clarify
i wish i had seen more foxes*flatline*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyTkaQHdySM
Chronic pain got me awake baka
next wank might be a criminal offence
MP4s? Webms? I prefer the good ole fashion gif.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ3sO81tDUg
>>204749374only fitting that I report this post to the criminal authorities then, isn't it
Slowly growing followers on blueskyFuck this place
contemplating a quick sortie to a store
largest acceptable relationshio gap when in school?
>>204749664thinking of getting more gcses?
I'm one of those people that's a total genius but is absolutely insane
>go away for a couple of hours>Bitcoin is now almost 98kWhat the fug, lads
i smell pussy
>>204749686dont know what that is
gonna walk down the shop ad get a roll with just butter and sausage
>>204749516oh noo 4chan is losing market share to bluesky
>>204749416MP4s and still no sound? W H Y
why am i unable to download a video from, lets say, getty images and upload it here? its an mp4...>gettyimages-476144690-640_adpp.mp4: Unsupported file type.
>>204749943MP4s with sounds are still not allowed.
>>204749958i remove the audio and get the same error
Russia's population has increased by 0% since 1985, mental For the UK it's gone up 21%US, 40%And in Australia, it's 70%
>>204749976Try a different converter site
>>204749981we'll blame this one on Perestroika
>>204750033i could have saved the ussr
>>20474998170% increase is the grimmest stat in your post
>>204750057name a one(1) 5(five) point plan to save the USSRgo ahead, ill wait for 2 minutes
>>204750090Do what China did and slowly become capitalist and once that's done make the country fully democratic.
When you’re explaining, you’re losing
>>204750173oh
>>204750173...
none of you are not british
about to light this blunt
>>204750192I'm English!
>>204750070countries must increase in population to remain competitive
>>204750173>every theologian, philosoper, scientist >loses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM_54RPJLfE
>>204750214yeah look at india and africa increasing their population and getting really ahead
>>204750214Wrong.
indians are everywherewill have to stop eating in mcdonalds
>>204750236you say that like it isn't true
>>204750276Not in my village, haha
the average age in italy is 48 years old
>>204750236well yes that's literally what's happening
>>204750285i just gave you two examples as to why it isnt true
>>204750371Are you saying African countries and India are poorer and less developed now than they were in the 80s?
>>204750371just because they're third world shitholes doesn't mean they're not relevant on the global stage
Btc 97k
>>204750370yepsuperpower india and africa, cant wait
What's wrong with guys not being 3rd world anymore.
>>204750383their overpopulation is more of a detriment than anything elseand they are more developed since the 80s due to countless factors not just population growthsilly
becoming comfy
been scared to check my bank app all day but i just had a look and i've got about $150 dollarydoos more than i thought i had, get in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=852QrdBbo5Q
>>204750415Population growth leads to a younger working-age population, making it cheaper to make things domestically and creating a larger domestic market. Yeah there might be pollution from urbanization and unemployment from a large worker pool, but it's just factually untrue to say India would be economically better off with half its current population, it's all about growth growth growth.
is there any point taking viagra when you don't have erectile dysfunction lads?I want to see my full potential if you get my drift
>>204750523yeah, line must go up. we've all heard thatplay a new tune mate
>>204750570having a chemically-induced stiffy that refuses to go down can be a painful experience
>>204750589we must persevere for science
>>204750570oh sure, it's standard practice for porn films because it make you perform at your best so if you want to give your lady a real lex steel performance you should take some
>>204750581your life goes to shit when line goes down
>>204750523ok but they arent getting ahead of anyone despite there being a shitton of them which was the original point, it's marginal at best
what happens if a woman takes viagra
>>204750622same thing that happens if a man takes birth control
can't believe game of thrones started 14 years ago and ended 5 years ago
>>204750710It got memory holed real quick
>>204750570yeah, done it a couple of times with my miss haven’t had the dreaded “erection for 5 hours” experience yet
got chased by a group of men through a field once when i was 10 (some of them were black)in retrospect i'd probably have been better off if they'd raped and murdered me that day, my life is pure shit
33 and never had a gf meevery day i grow more conscious of the very real very likely scenario that i will die alone simply because of my autismo inability to connect with other people
>>204750744not caught you in a while swedemongyou still doing that tradie course?
nigga nigga report me negro
>>204750803
28th birthday todaySTILL a virgeI remember seeing Jimmy Carr on Would I Lie To You when I was about 14 and he said he was a virgin until 26 and I remember thinking what a fucking dork lmaoIf only I knew...
Still listen to the radio, me.
>>204750811indeed i am, just finished my internship (part of the course) don’t have much time to post, so mostly lurk these days
>lurking and not even postingnot worth doing ever
oh John Prescott died ladsBlairite niggas will knowTragic. TRAGIC!
Only use an iPhone and Mac to flex on poor third world pakis
>>204750903
>>204750744you notice any size difference or were you just a bit harder?
back to drinking heavily every dayi was doing well for a while but the stress of life just has a way of wearing you down until you cave in to bad habits
>>204750894good stuff ladI've cut down as well, such a pointless time sink
>>204750921felt bigger, but i reckon it’s from being way harder than normal i’d recommended it though, in moderation
>>204750744why did you need viagra though...
i know a guy whose name is unironically john smith
in bed smelling
>>204750932yeah, it’s alright for passing time when i’m the bus or something but other than that it’s a waste tbqh>>204750984didn’t need it, but we wanted to try it
Would you get infected with HIV for one billion pound sterling + no niggers in the world?
>Charges filed against father after toddler dies in vehicle outside Vicksburg grocery store
>>204751027yes
did you know that if you stick your tongue out and shake an imaginary salt shaker above it you can taste salt??
BREAKING>BREAKINGBREAKING>BREAKINGThe Festive McDonalds McCrisp is out and Bazz has tried it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3Tx0iga4c
>>204749943>>204749958>>204749976>>204749994there's different ways to encode mp4s, and invalid ways to do it also. you may have one of those unsupported mp4 encodings. I got a file:> encoder : Lavf58.45.100>Stream #0:0[0x1](und): Video: h264 (High) (avc1 / 0x31637661), yuv420p(progressive), 718x404, 388 kb/s, 25 fps, 25 tbr, 12800 tbn (default)and 4chan rejected it. I have reencoded it into:>encoder : Lavf59.30.100>Stream #0:0[0x1](und): Video: h264 (High) (avc1 / 0x31637661), yuv420p(progressive), 718x404, 348 kb/s, 25 fps, 25 tbr, 12800 tbn (default)so it just seems that the file I had was encoded with an older algo. I tried to find any corruption in that older file but ffmpeg did not show any errors. rejectedI downloaded a working mp4 from 4chan and probed it>Stream #0:0[0x1](und): Video: h264 (Main) (avc1 / 0x31637661), yuv420p(tv, bt709, progressive), 480x854 [SAR 1281:1280 DAR 9:16], 794 kb/s, 30 fps, 30 tbr, 15360 tbn (default)beats me on what the fuck is the problem. yuv420p is different/more defined, the time base in AVStream is different. I took that file and converted it completely to h265 and it ALSO didn't work. I decided to redo the pixel matrix to change yuv420p from progressive to tv, progressive. the end result is this stream:>Stream #0:1[0x2](und): Video: h264 (Main) (avc1 / 0x31637661), yuv420p(tv, progressive), 718x404, 329 kb/s, 25 fps, 25 tbr, 30k tbn (default)and it did not work. changed the color space to bt709:>Stream #0:0(und): Video: h264 (avc1 / 0x31637661), yuv420p(tv, bt709/unknown/unknown, progressive), 718x404, q=2-31, 25 fps, 30k tbn (default)looks like this did not resolve any of the issues. I made my mp4 the exact same:>Stream #0:0[0x1](und): Video: h264 (High) (avc1 / 0x31637661), yuv420p(tv, bt709, progressive), 1200x676 [SAR 1:1 DAR 300:169], 424 kb/s, 30 fps, 30 tbr, 15360 tbn (default)jesus holy fuck I figured it out. 4chanX was CORRUPTING FILES
hmmm...
>>204750304they are literally in my village wtf are they doing here i just want food without some faggot imparting the smell of curry to it and they wipe their arses with their hands
metro poomin, clumps of corn, nigga
>>204751097so, no go with 4chx which is what i asked earlier, ty
>>204751104Tough luck haha
>>204751133I spent way to fucking long on this. I even checked network earlier and saw that 4chx did POST a video/mp4 encoding. it's just fucking something up on the way. here's the old file I started testing with, if you see it it works without any ffmpeg bullshit needed
>>204750304>>204751104>my villageyou blokes live in minecraft or what?
>>204751148wtf do you mean haha do you want me to box you in your blocky oblong canadian head
>>204751160actually I lied, that file was one of my reencoding attempts betrayed by out.mp4, here is the original file. consider it a test
>villageare you a medieval peasant? we're all in the city nigga
>>204751166no i live in a villageive never played minecraft and dont what it isi just need polish people to serve rolls with ingredients i am partial to
loadin up rsbuddy
>>204751166Small settlement in the countryside is called a village>>204751172Not a single Indian in my sight! I don't suffer!
ladswould you rather be gigachad with 4 inches or ugly with 8 inches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ol3DXRXcr8
>>204751237they hire the fuckers everywhere here i need them gone, i dont want them handling my food and ive started avoinding places with themcan at least go to the chipper and it's just italians
>>204751133why is there indonesian on this video of children with blonde hair and blue eyes?
wow, and 4chan even left everything as it was, didn't change video parameters, left yuv420p as progressive. I bet there's loads of ways to corrupt those files in interesting ways like the old "webm hacks"
up to poo yet again its not on
>>204751255But I'm already a chad with 8 inches
>>204751264There's lots of them across Canada, and it's become quite the issue.
>>204751255gigachad with 4 inchest. ugly lad with a big wilkins but never get to use it
>>204751255why do i see virginious posts like this in /brit/this is something my friend would ask me in elementary school yet grown ass men are engaging in the same behavior
was going to play leagues on runescape but i cba grinding for a bond as im broke on the game and im not giving jagex any dollarydoos
Why are posters from this cunt so annoying?
>>204751321Where do you think you are exactly
god damnnnnnnnnn my fukin lifeeeeee
>>204751298i bought a bottle of coke from a petrol station and the cap ended up smelling like curry because they eat with their hands like savages and my fingers from opening it ended ip smelling like curry
why the fuck is the Aussie dream to become a dodgy tradie/builder
>.mp4what the fidget?have we been hacked?i come here for the relic web designthis won't do
>>204751455Lmao.
dunno how people like scotchirish whickey used to make up 70% of trade for upper class drinks>umm yes i love this whiskey poured into an ashtrayyanks are such retards
Alri lads
>>204751530people who drink are retards
>>204751531youre gay
>>204751548people who dont are retards>umm yes i love this dystopian shithole reality i get high on jesus and oxygenmormon freak
>>204751548I agree, but I'm a useless NEET, so maybe I don't get why people drink.
>>204751600Me too haha
>>204750276That’ll show maccas, your boycott will absolutely strangle them>>204751485You make more money and with less headache compared to being a banker
>>204751530As a Scot, I imagine that I would prefer Irish whiskey over Scotch as I've heard Irish whiskey is smoother than Scotch. I only ever drink beer so I'm not too knowledgeable about whisky.
i have to do an essay on descartes and humei dont know how to do a question on descartes and humei think im fucked boyos
>>204751655yeah but who wants to be australian youre all dickheads
>John Prescott, former British deputy prime minister under Tony Blair, has died aged 86, his family announce.F
>>204751687F
>>204751687Literally who?
>>204751722former heavyweight champion and part time politician john prescott
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA
>>204751760oh yeah?
'reet lads
>Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill
>>204749287what movie
love basketball, me
*fat politician dies*A POLITICAL BRUISER BULLY BOY BUT LARGER THAN LIFE
>>204751849LIQUIIIIIIIID
Prescott sticks his fingers up at journalists as he walks into No 10 in 2003
do people really just do this in publichttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1732126516473750.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gDh-47RWr8
>>204751722notable blairite politician famous for owning two jags and punching a man who threw an egg at him
>>204751964larger than 95 pound mole on ginny sack's arse
in the cold of winter,when the weather is bad,i think of my mum,and i think of my dad,my mummy is dead,my daddy is too,my grandma is not dead,but she has the flu,i hope gran does not die,because if she does,i will be upset, i,will be like "aw fuck",if granny does die though,i will at least be,inheriting her house,and all her money,but i would rather not,i'd rather she lives,my granny is lovely,treats me like a kid,so granny, get better,as it is not good,for you to be ill now,and not eating food,i made you a sandwich,last night around 8,you took one bite of it,left the rest on the plate,i said eat up granny,you need all your strength,you said you could not eat,don't go to great lengths,i was not put out though,making you the sarn,i'd make you a sandwich,or even a naan,so granny, my grandma,who outlived my mum,and also my father,you're my number one
>>204752052
Think I food poisoned myself with the leftover Chinese last night 1:30am diarrhea4:30am diarrhea 4:50am diarrhea 7:10am diarrhea 8:00am diarrhea 8:15am diarrhea
>>204752168scruffy bastid
So can I finally post webp images or is it just mp4's that nobody asked for
can feel a sore throat coming on
>>204752376Vax status?
>>204752257thats a lot of poocant be much left inside of you haha x
cat
What the fuck is going on in the UK?
>>204751669blog on snorelord
>>204752507>mr. take your bitchat uni i was called mr. steal your girlwhich was an ironic play on the fact i was/am an incel
i am an aussie legend
>>204752507we've always had unscrupulous whores mate. at least with video evidence like that, we know when to avoid tainted goods
>>204752507right that's my wank sorted
>>204752587What happens if she deletes all social media and becomes the tradwife?
>>204752553that must have been painful
our guy
>>204752644dont know sorry
Why is his name spelt "Keir", but pronounced like "Kier"?Unnecessarily confusing.
>>204752670Do normies think it's weird if you talk to yourself?
some of you lot are proper 'chan poisoned, you can tell when an individual spends 90% of their free time here
>>204752725How's that then
I've now gone 48 hours without sleep (involuntarily)
mummy found the poo soap (soap i put up my bum)
One time i met a guy off r/soundinghentai and his semen tasted like expired salmon. I’m never eating a ‘coomcube’ again
>>204752700keir like weirweir dammer
>>204752725proof
Alright guys? On my break at toil. Been an alright morning, did 3 pallets too. I keep saying seasideMARK and Mousey sayings to myself at work.
rorke disappearing up the Middle Aisle
well that was an expectantly grim poomight treat myself to a day off the booze
kill yourself you grotesque mockery of a woman
>mate can i borrow some baccy
>In April 2023, a single Bud Light can was made with the face of trans TikToker Dylan Mulvaney as Budweiser attempted to rebrand its image away from its previous "fratty" image. This has caused a massive drop in sales for the company. In July 2023 Budweiser had dropped from the top-selling beer to 14th place because of the backlash.Lmao Imagine if Coca Cola went from the most popular cola drink to 14th place if they marketed it with troonsInsane decline
>>204752982she would give me strong sons...
went to the game
Everyone is always telling me to kill myselfI am human too It hurts
Sir Leer Dammer
>>204752953>>204752955
>>204752999jaguar
thinking about the hypostatic properties of christ when he became a human being
>>204752999was it them or pepsi that did a stupid ad with hippies and cops reconciling over soda?
>>204753067Not comparable, it's a luxury sports car brand. Would be like if Ford suddenly trooned out
>>204752999their stock dropped a lot when ronaldo was publicly offered a coke and turned it down for water
>>204752999I hope some arrogant marketing exec lost his job for that>stick a troon on the can, you can thank me when the profits roll in
>>204752955How do you run on just 4-5 hours sleep spainladWhats your secret
>>204753102That was PepsiNo idea if it hurt their sales. As far as I know they're still #2 after Coke
toil christmas drinks tomorrow. in november. take the fucking piss
>>204753126was probably a committee decision, most of this tranny bullshit is
>>204753140blog on sn orelord
>>204753140mine is also in November. I pointed out this error and everyone just said "ugh it doesn't matter"
>>204753136people were taking the piss i remember but it's nothing like what gillette did
Never seen a fat vegan
>>204753090lush x
Is it really common to wear balaclavas in the uk?
havent been to a dentist in 5 years, hope this cavity i noticed a few weeks ago doesn't get any bigger
>>204753114 they both torpedoed their brand for no reason, but yeah its not comparable at all
