Songs From The Big Chair edition
Classic
for me, it's Head Over Heels
Evening lads
Poos From The Big Arse
>>204777256my favourite edish
>>204777281the first time the bass comes in is lovely, makes me want to shit myself
As I was sayingThe Antichrist will be born in Babylon near the Euphrates river where Nimrod built the tower of Babel in the Old Testament. This is in modern day Iraq.Also he will be a Jew from the tribe of Dan.Also the Zionist project is trying to expand into Iraq (Babylon). We can see the stage being set for the Antichrist.
jeezy own half of atlanta
My Curry Is Too Spicy
>A public schoolboy who claimed he was sleepwalking when he tried to murder two students and a teacher in a claw hammer attack has been detained for life with a minimum term of 12 years>Giving evidence during his trial, the boy said he kept two hammers by his bed "for protection" from a "zombie apocalypse"
>>204777307>>204777310
>>204777290LOL aint dat rite
i was 21 when i went to uni in september 2020i like to think it would have gone differently and i would have been a shagger if it were any other year, but honestly what i ended up like was probably inevitable
>>204777310>the boy said he kept two hammers by his bed "for protection" from a "zombie apocalypse"
listening to ballad of big nothing by elliott smith
The Jews and the Muslims will believe that the Antichrist is the Messiah and they will worship him and receive his mark.
>>204777332I keep a hammer on top of my fridge in case I need to bash a burglar
>>204777339elliott carried me through my fucking 20s
/brit/ is too powerfulit cannot be allowed to live
>>204777310
never understood why our court system hands out 'life sentences' when they're like 15 years on average
>>204777360
>>204777360Timmy? Or perhaps Katy?
>>204777339listening to Strange Free World by Kitchens of Distinction me
wtf its so big
Trannies often have large cocks, I suspect low testosterone increases penis size whereas high testosterone results in a smaller/average willy.
ana de armas shagging the stepson of the cuban dictator
why is it OUR country thats getting involvedwhy cant it be yankland instead, theyre the ones that actually have beef with themreally cant be fucked
funny poo
any alcohol use disorder man in
lool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsaqQZR7ilI
>>204777435i suspect my test is in the lower end of average and my 'ly is quite large x
but they are on your hands
>>204777475I don't get it.
>>204777471Feel uncomfortable if I don't have 12+ cans in the fridge lol and I drink that much every day haha lmao
>>204777471*raises paw*
>>204777475Sir Sneers at Farmers
>>204777435then i must have an ungodly amount of test
never played a legend of zelda game, me
>>204777378The parole board has approve their release and that's only after they've been in prison after a certain amount of years so any life prisoner could be in there for another decade.And once they're out, they'll be on loicense for the rest of their life which means staying in touch with the probation service and informing them every time you change your address, get a new bank account, new phone number, go abroad etc.
Burning down a rainforest to power the AI image generator used to make vaguely targeted racebaiting posts on a cantonese basketweaving forum
>>204777435taking too much testosterone impedes the body's ability to produce and regulate it's own
>>204777471i just like to get shitfaced mr fancywords
>>204777535>and informing them every time you change your address, get a new bank account, new phone number, go abroad etc.That's not too bad, aussies do that normally
>>204776800ktimmost nights out are just boring shite, getting drunk, no good memories, not talking to many birds, a fight or twoi just go raves now. at least there's drugules and good music to enjoy innit
>>204777508genuinely how can you afford that? i see it as a considerable bonus to my budget if i manage to go a day without drinking
>>204777548Clown world
what was the previous life
>>204777610>genuinely howreddit prose
>>204777597actual raves or legal raves?
>>204777610I work full time from home and it still eats up all of my money. Don't think booze is as expensive here as in Australia but it still takes everything from me haha wahey
>>204777618None of your business really
leftypol fighting for BlackRock
>>204777644is
>>204777611sums it up really, it's either this or fringe politics, no in-between
>Seven-month-old baby was mauled to death by family dog when she leaned on it while crawling
>>204777611leftypol would give his life to defend this
First night in my first house and I'm crying myself to sleep. I should be happy and excited but I just feel sadness. I liked the flat that I rented, I liked the area. It was a terrace but I couldn't hear the neighbours, I couldn't hear the traffic. Here I am in my first house and I can hear the muffled sounds of my neighbours TV and I don't even think they have it on unreasonably loud, I can hear every car that drives past. The house doesn't even seem as nice as when I viewed it.I feel like I rushed my purchase because I was sick of renting. I'm already thinking about the time I can try and sell this place which would probably be at a loss.
>>204776772>Also the Zionist project is trying to expand into Iraq (Babylon)How can you say that? Syria and Jordan are in the wayI wish Israel would own Iraq. That country is a god-forsaken scorching shithole with a dead culture. Let the jews have it, there's nothing there anymore but deserts and dusty bombed out cities. It has no future under arab rule.
for me it's Blackstonehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackstone_Inc
>>204777689Do you understand that you are advocating for the Antichrist?I bet you are vaxxed too.
>>204777679
Finished watching Mad Men now I don't know what to do with myself
>>204777687reminds me of my first year of uni in a flat with paper thin wallsgrim grim grim
>>204777777
>>204777749do you really expect me to believe that
>>204777687How different are the actual areas of the flat vs. house? Like is one much busier than the other
>>204777745read a book or something maybe?
>>204777777.
>>204777745speed
>>204777745Best TV show ever made. Ive rewatched it about 6 times and feel a bit lost without it for a few days when I finish it.
>>204777745sopranos
>>204777781
>>204777763what, like some sort of mensa brain genius?
got the cock cage on
omds AI
>>204777611They've got billions lined up for a few data center projects up north and several residential flats projects throughout the country but mostly down south.It's insane how much money and wealth Blackrock has.
>class of 2027>class of 2028do yanks have to apply to uni years in advance or something
>>204777471>>204777508weak-willed runtsget a grip
>>204777749The walls aren't thin though, they're thick stone walls>>204777762The flat was a nicer area but I could never afford to buy one of the houses in that area. The house is basically right by a road but when I viewed the house it seemed pretty quiet at the time. The flat was on a side street.
>>204777108because it's a woman and they're lovely and you know that if you pretend to care for long enough she could be bouncing up and down on your willy whilst you're squeezing her chebs
>>204777745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFYjbM9KZsY
>>204777811come spring they'll own germany as well
>>204777811Blackrock = black cube = Star of Remphan/Moloch or SaturnThe symbolism is intentionally obvious. They are throwing it in your face!
>>204777830then the don next door to you must have his tv right next to your bed, or actually is playing it loud, either way you should threaten him to stop
>>204777805*casts alohomora on it*
>>204777618still need to watch railgun
>>204777838a thing like thatlove r pete
Need a Chinese tranny gf.
did a think
HELLS BELLS TRUDY
>>204777830do u have a gf
>>204777310why the fuck did he do that thenwhat would motivate a lad to try murder two pupils and a teacher with a clawhammer. can't imagine what the fuck they did
I've learned Chinese tranny gfs are in right now
In ancient Rome their financial center was the temple of Saturn. This was their central bank.This continues to this day.Saturn in Roman pantheon = Moloch in Canaanite pantheon
>>204777895CLARA
>>204777860I don't think that's a reasonable suggestion, I've literally just moved in. I don't want to start a bad relationship right away >>204777904Yeah
>>204777363only discovered him 2 years ago, christian brothers is a really powerful song
>>204777819i think its year they graduate?
>>204777927can't read lad? it was sleepwalking. zombies were attacking him in his dreams you see
starting to think catyank is right about some things
>>204777435>Trannies often have large cocksthey don't, they're just the ones who post pictures of themselves on the internet
>>204777946she was a cute
>>204777844Grim grim grim.>>204777845Catyank not now pls I'm demoralised enough as it is
dunno if i should read or watch a film
>>204777611>it's real
>>204777622the only "illegal" raves i've been to were during lockdown lolnot been to those unsanctioned forest or warehouse raves that are popular. those are drum n bass though right?
gangnam style
>>204777890post people don't know what either one is
>>204777439Now now lad who said they were shagging? Just walking around heheh
>>204777997Do not fear!God shall be victorious.A quote from Saint Paisios>When I see what is happening in this world, I would go mad, if it weren't for that fact that no matter what happens, God will have the final word.
>>204777890>Now get this, lad. The communist symbol looks a tad more modern. Like more work has been put into it. A tad more sophisticated. You see lad, that right there is the difference that edged it for me.
>>204778033>those are drum n bass though right?is mostly the scene yeah, though you do get quite a mix at the bigger warehouse parties
watching leaving las vegas (1995)
>>204777951my goat song
>Best TV show ever made. Ive rewatched it about 6 timesdo NPCs really? who has that much time to waste watching tellyslop even one time through, let alone 6 fucking timesI watched the first season of sopranos years ago then it lost my attention
>British Deputy Chief of Defence Staff Robert Magowan:>“We are ready to fight Putin in Eastern Europe.”We're getting drafted, chaps.
>>204777807why do autistic people love these games so muchI have aspergers and I don't find this shit interesting in the slightest. its a fucking 2D map bruvv
>>204778100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkc-en0_LGY
>>204777946obligatory
>>204778100love a bit of Nic Cage kinofor me it's Wild At Heart
>>204778119Haven't watch telly in over a decade. Don't even own one.
>>204778122Well, she is indeed quite massive, but that is all I have to say on the matter.Care to recommend me a good kind of tea, gents? I thought you might indeed be the finest to answer such a question.
>>204778158yorkshire tea
>Leak Reveals Trump Crypto Bombshell As Bitcoin Suddenly Surges Toward $100,000 Price
>>204778158I'm currently drinking Yamamotoyama brand loose leaf sencha (green tea)
>>204778090luv me dnbluv me ambient technoluv me acid houseluv me jungleluv me IDMsimple as
>>204778151Could you please rub some coca-cola and McD's sauce into my nipples, uncle Samuel?
>>204778179my ancestor :)
Miss Whit off EastEnders. Miss her voice. Miss her sexy face.
>>204778185good lad
>>204778144>Handyummm
electronic music is for mentally deficient dullards
>>204778185based shagger
might have a wank
get the jungle choons posted
yearning for a shite
hoping for a much better day tomorrow
>I'm currently drinking Yamamotoyama brand loose leaf sencha (green tea)
>electronic music is for mentally deficient dullards
>>204778203https://youtu.be/pe48NBlt4cA
>>204778208forgot to mention the druggies like
>>204778228mad how he was born in beirut
doing a gay porn dance
>>204778252oh wait
>>204777256Mong with the shit thread edish
>>204778256wow he is and he's almost as old as my dad
>>204778167Ah, I've yet to try it. I found a store in my city that imports it. Now I am convinced I need to get some. I've heard of this tea from video interviews with UK volunteers fighting in Ukraine who were absolutely furious that Polish border guards were stalling their parcels for some time, because they couldn't get their... Yorkshire tea across the border.I just thought>Well isn't that truly British?So I guess that tea is widely well recognized in the kingdom. Now I simply must try some.
anyone got any epic big kev edits?
>>204778228John Wick is kino but part 4 had some inaccurate things in the part where he goes to that Belarussian Orthodox church. The priest was clean shaven which is not allowed. Orthodox priests are required to have beards. Also the woman had tattoos which also is not allowed.
watching gladiiator and mescals acting is terrible
I'm going to say something racist
How to solve ego problem
>>204778185you know all that music is made by and for drug-takers right
>>204778317please don't I implore you
>>204778310never saw that one but aren't they probaly involved in organiezd crime?
Dap me up
luv me the golliwog sue me
>>204778129Nah. You're safe, gents. Maybe going to commit some more rockets. Maybe.
>>204778138it's fun roleplaying history
two beer keir
>>204778322ego problem?
>>204778311i honestly think the first film is shit and overrated
>>204778249I meant the other stuff not so much ambient techno but still good on ya lad
>>204778305You are lithuanian go away
>>204778129what did you expect him to say? that you are NOT ready? retard
>>204778374it is only good the first time
>>204778374in retrospect its a bit dumb but not as bad as scotts robin hood
>mentally deficient dullards
>>204778389shuddup i want us to fight along the lads for once
kate nash is having to sell pictures of her arse to be able to afford to tour lmao mental i was just listening to foundation yesterday
>>204778082>>204778158>>204778190>>204778305What is youu weight and height?Why did you stop pretending to live in Spain with your wife?
nth for the gyaldem
>>204778380also I like dub techno and breakcore
Dollhouse thread
>>204778433
>>204778383I was wondering if you would be into me fixing your fence for 5 quid
>>204778464>>204778471Fuck off
mum's made dinner
got a solid 9 hours of sleep last night and still feel like aids today, even worse if anythingstarting to think it's just a "me" problem
where'd the spammers go?
>>204778499Maybe you should fuck off
>>204778506Kill yourself
canada was a mistake
well that's an extremely low quality post and it has a mouse attached
>>204778179Ah, love me some whole leaf green tea. Did you find any particular properties to the flavor of this yamamotoyama brand one?
catyank is a good lad
>>204778589wouldn't mind the star wars lore but he reposts the same obvious trivia every day which makes it spamming/flooding
>>204778380Do you want to hear a track I made?
It's half past midnight. How are there still so many cars driving past? I don't understand how people live like this. It's not just some poor area either, there are 250k, 500k, 150k houses of all varieties on the same road and distance from the road as my house is. How do so many people just go to sleep with cars going by? There have been about 10 in the last 2 minutes. Are they all just immune to it? And the neighbour is still watching their TV. And I know for a fact it's some old lady that lives by herself. Go to bed woman
this fella looks like a scouser lmao
funny how scouse has the german ch sound
>>204778415>Why did you stop pretending to live in Spain with your wife?Hm... I never lived in Spain and I never had a wife THOUGH.>What is youu weight and height?VSD, you could at least hit me with some foreplay before you try to track me down and fuck me for shitposting on the chan while intentionally clogging public toilets
dont really understand how talksport works theyve got some old bloke calling in talking about perennials
>>204778739bvsed
i went to berlin once, ended up in the psych ward there
very sadhttps://x.com/AskATranswidow/status/1859405955353456953
>>204778671Franciscouser
>>204778724>simon jordan BLASTS perennials in FIERY debate with Ally Mccoist
>>204778773Me dad has been to Berlin
Eating a woke sandwich
Drew a qr code to see what website it would take me to but it didnt work
mad how utterly useless the shite they teach in RE and geography wasas if kids going through puberty are going to sit down and give two shits about ganesh and krishna or budda or sikhism and all the other foreign bollocks they try teach usand in geography nothing is useful, oooh longshore drift is when pebbles move across a beach - who gives a shit? fucking rainforest canopies and tectonic plates WHO CARES we spent countless hours it was so excessive
>>204778868calm down m8
>>204778868Fuck it, I'll biteWhat do you propose they taught instead
Eating a bag of dicks
What's English people's opinion on Scottish people nowadays?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFyHFLAlDT4
>>204778868
could kill for a fag rn
>>204778671looks like Rook from Dragon's Dogma lol
>>204778868Bit of a weird time to be getting your GCSE results back
Trudeau's limited tax relief, if approved by parliament, would run from 15 December to 15 February. It would remove the federal sales tax known as GST - or the harmonised sales tax (HST) in provinces that combine federal and provincial sales taxes into one tax - from a select list of items.Those items include:Children's clothingChildren's footwearChildren's diapersChildren's car seatsNewspapersBooksChristmas treesFood and beverages that are normally not tax-exempt, such as prepared foods, sweets, alcohol and sodasChildren's toys for under-14sVideo-game consolesThe government estimated that the relief will save Canadians C$100-$260 (£56.86-£147.82) if they spend C$2,000 (£1,137.10) over this time period.Meanwhile in the UK Rachel Reeves will be slashing the Christmas Bonus from £10 to 32p and only those under 4 months old and also is an orphan and also on methodone will qualify to receive it.
>>204778868you should be raped
The government just announced the official cost of the King's coronation ceremony - paid for entirely by the taxpayer.The cost? £72 million Pounds.
>>204778977>£72 million Poundsall me. covered the lot.
>>204778868Excellent post dont know why its getting so much backlashIf youre going to teach students something theyll never use, it should at least force them to think (geometry, algebra, essay writing)
prescott dead
>>204778982What, with your massive belly? I can believe that
>>204778977imagine how many wogs could've been fed instead
>>204777330I still feel bad for you. Your true uni experience was stolen. Starting at 21 too you could have been a top shagger
Experts agree: rape the disabled
leasehold is a rip offshouldnt't be allowed
>>204778910should've taught more English language and literatureand more about British history and culture, kids know FUCK ALL about this nation>>204778988we get taught a lot of algebra and geometry tbfnot nearly enough writing and reading
>>204778996Ahaha classic banter well done
>>204778937
any big fat bastards in?
>>204779034>more about british history and cultureWhat parts of that are more interesting than geography and religion
at what age do you actually start living life instead of being miserable in the bedroom?
>>204779056yeah your mum lmfao
>>204778977fuck sakes, what a waste. instead of celebrating our heritage and centuries old tradition that money could've been spent on more important things like a few dozen israeli missiles to kill more christian children in lebanon. FUCK THE MONARCHY ABOLISH IT NOW NOW NOW
>>204779071ok
>>204779062all of itand fucks sakes not two entire years spent learning about WW2
two semesters reading all of 190's posts
>>204779103>WW2lmao spoilt cunt
The world's tallest woman and shortest woman enjoyed afternoon tea together in London, meeting in celebration at The Guinness World Record Day 2024. Footage shows Rumeysa Gelgi, a researcher from Turkey, towering over Jyoti Amge, an actor from India, who stand at 2 metres and 15.16cm (7ft 0.7), and 62.8cm (24.7in), respectively.
>>204778631sorry catyank yes I would like to hear a track of yours
Like being polite to the call centre peopleI like to think im a nice caller in a sea of irate pensioners
>>204778119>it lost my attentionakshully your lack of attention span and ability to concentrate makes you the NPC
>>204779172Used to work in a cell centre, loved when someone nice was on the phone. Always tried harder to actually sort their problem out as well.
ate some beets and I can't wait until I poop red poop
>>204779112GCSE in bradley posting GCSE in the great cheadle chip shop siege of 2024
I left school at 15 but id mentally checked out a lot earlier, around age 11 or 12 I was done with school.
>>204779034Beowulf
>>204779172abused some fella once when i couldnt log into my lotto account and was drunkshames me to this day, cunt just hung up and i still have 20 yoyos in that account
Walked into the tearoom for my lunch and theres indians speaking theyre shit indian language with their shit indian accents eating their stinky indian food why cant they just fuck off and die
>>204779287noncey dance instructor
Alright guys? Finished off the rest of my вoдкa and played some Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. Done all of regional intel for Cosmo Canyon now. Just got two side quests to do the I've done everything in the region. I liked the flashbacks featuring Avalanche getting steaming at Seventh Heaven. Made me wish I had close friends.
>>204779287every video of his looks like he knows it's only a matter of time before he's located and returned to the institution
>>204779124They belong in a circus.
YOUTUBE CHANNEL IDEA: pic related but for anglo-saxons
>>204779351alri p. t. barnum
>>204779282regret that?
>>204779351Imagine shagging the little one
>>204779380Yes and no. I regret the circumstances that led to it but they were outside my control.
>>204779351haha could fit her in my backpack
Team if I win the lottery I will share the winnings with /Brit/ but ONLY known posters because people will flock here when they know I've won.>Spaino>Mousey>Diego>CommieпapeньAre who I'd share with
>>204779396what circumstances
>taking charge in the uni group workExtra marks for me my lad. The incels who don't contribute and just do as they're told can enjoy their 3rd class degree.
>>204779392Self lubricating fleshlight
>>204779427you are an incel
your trips and schizos are even worse than ours no offence lads
>>204779433Womem cant be incels
>>204779437very reluctant to reply to this in case you are one of the schizos in question
>>204779451
Team I want to try painting my toenails>>204779451Thank you!
Winston Churchill was so universally repulsive that both nationalists and leftists hate him with equal zeal. From Ireland to Bangladesh to Germany this man's name is synonymous with homicidal psychosis. Jews stand alone in defending his legacy.
>>204779466>Germanyhaha
who is “the rizzler”
White riots in the UK were spontaneous and had nothing to do with the Israel Palestine conflict. Young men in council housing and casuals link up and run the police out. Americans can't fathom whites fighting back because of low pop density and lack of social spaces.
>>204779451the term initially referred to spinsters
>>204779427some girl made me do all the work for a group project we had to do at uniwhy are women such users? she never even thanked me but was very forceful in saying she'd present the work (so she could get credit)
>>204779497the panther dressed in blackwhen he give your girl the rizz face, there's no chance she's coming back
>>204779497it's what tumblr girlies called the dark version of the fella from the lorax
i like spongebob squarepants but i havent been diagnosed with autism yet
>>204779497Friends with aj and big justice
>>204779489Germany is the most politically repressive country on earth. Where else can somebody go to jail just for saying "Germany for the Germans" or "not all German soldiers were criminals"? North Koreans read about Germany and feel lucky to have the freedom to love your own people.
>>204779549no one goes to jail for that there retard
Honest thoughts here team;Do you think I have asparagus? I don't think I do as I was tested for it and it came back negative. But the character Mишa in эпидeмия has it and he's soooo cute...
my wife cirno
>>204778977so like. Less than %1 of our federal budget
honest thought here: kill yourself and stop larping
>>204779549exactly so fuck off with your 'germans hate churchill' drivel then
>>204779560kill yourself
Petaphile Groomfinn
if that lad who said I shouldn't have announced that im going for 1pl8 OHP is still here. You were very right. The bar humbled me and I could barely squeeze out 1 rep of 50kg.
I come back and the threas only just at 300 probably because spainonce killed it playing dollhouse
>>204779595Fuck off you evil bastard. Everyday we above ground's a great day and every day is a bonus. If you want to wish death on others then head on over to /Britfeel/ you reprobate
The UK has been a powder keg for a long time. The country has been transformed into an American colony by its comprador elites. If British nationalists reject Farage and Robinson and show stamina in their protest they can topple the government.
>>204779560Kill yourself
>>204779566
Ments how big justice mentally heemed baby gronk
>>204779610do a top heavy set then drop it down 85% for a couple of sets that's what i do and i ohp 1pl8 all day
>>204779543and who are they
>>204779632this is a seinfeld episode
what's /brit/s verdict on male jewellery? ie; watches, necklaces, braclets, etc
>>204779635The Rizzler put out a call to Baby Gronk telling him that Big Justice is not to be messed with, else they will bring the BOOM
>>204779661Costco guysLet me guess.. youre a sams club guy
The British state will be filling up its prisons with white youth, now is the time to support them with comissary, letters and demonstrations for their freedom. Ignore the voices talking about lives being ruined, white Englishmen have no future under the status quo anyway.
>>204779684very good if you don't overdo it a singular watch or necklace and you're in the striking zone
>>204779420Long story short things like background, upbringing, family, and the events going on at the time. A lot of moving around, upheaval, death and other assorted tragedy. It was all a bit much. I ended up being a bit of a tearaway and at 13 got sent to a special school for delinquents and oddballs. My new best mate was a chalk eater who had the dubious honour of being the first kid expelled from the school where most students attended because they were expelled from proper schools. It was my fault because I provided him the drugs that got him expelled. We got arrested together not long after and he got sent away to live in another city with some extended family. That and my girlfriend at the time told me to pick between drugs and her and I said her but kept doing drugs. I think that was the final straw for me going to school, I stopped turning up and they must have been relieved because it wasnt reported to my parents or any authorities. I later found out that they held me responsible for a popular teacher having a nervous breakdown but he must have recovered because a few years later he ended up becoming head teacher. I suppose I do regret that after taking my 11 plus my teacher told my parents i'd end up going to Oxford or Cambridge and a few years later id left school with no GCSEs. My life could have been very different today.
>>204779617you are literally a britfeeler called tilde
>>204779717>>204779717>>204779717>>204779717
>>204779726why her pussy so long?
