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>>204798476The local Walmart is already stocked with big frozen turkeys
Raphael says hi.
Why that nigga Mustafa givin me the stank eye
>>204798580Firing up the ol' emulator?
>>204798508Friends are having one of them "Friendsgivings" and I went over to one of my friend's houses to help her make the turkeyHad to stop her from throwing the giblets away because she didn't know you're supposed to use them for gravy
>>204798476these not even turkish names
>>204798619Skin also gives a good flavor
yep, toilberg is kicking me out
>>204798598nah. my attention span is fried so i cant enjoy vidya anymore. skribbl is the best i can do these days
>>204798700Toil?
alcohol is so expensive
I'm just goofin, new boot goofin
>>204798746yep
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>>204798758What's that?
>>204798708I recently replayed the original one and it was incredibly repetitive, I didn't remember it like that. no idea how I played it so much as a kid.
>>204798788>jrpg>repetitive
>>204798785toil=workill once again become a neet
>>204798783It wasn't meant to be. You'll find a better one.
almost forgot to cancel the apple tv trial. phew
>>204798783ChatGPT wrote that for them
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 All good children go to heaven
It's HG/SS and FR/LG for me. The only ones worth playing.
>>204798819It was a bitchass job you didn't like anyways. Next one you find will be great and blessed.
>>204798783how long was the interview process? don't feel bad, you'll find something better, but it kicks right in the gut, I know your feeling
>>204798817It's literally for kids dawg, japs are so powerful they convinced millions of kids to fight pokemon in caves every 2 seconds (or run away which takes almost as long and just results in another encounter later) I never even used repel as a kid but I couldn't play with out now lel
>>204798756It depends where you are and what you drink. Alcohol taxes in WA are insane.
>>204798691Also you the gravy is made after the turkey so you can use the drippingsI told her she needs to save them for gravy and she told me she usually just drains it
>>204798952all JRPGs are repetitive, grinding is one of the main features of every JRPG
The girl I lost my virginity to got pregnant before she turned 18 and was a single mother
wish it was legal to go outside and start shooting gays and purple haired freaks
>>204799013>waswere
>>204798977Fact: East Asians are all autistic
>>204799013Same + wish it was legal to own guns in the first place. You guys have it so good. I can't imagine being American and not owning a gun. Everyone itt better be strapped up.
>>204798967Yeah how nice it is when cooking with care and dedication uses almost anything before it goes to waste. I was surprised when I learned that even pasta water can be used to add flavor and thickness to sauces and brooths
>>204799069>strapped upStrapped
>>204799013You have to wait until after the inauguration, then it's legal.
>>204799097fedpost FEDPOST
>>204799070>pasta water can be used to add flavor and thickness to sauces and brothsThe first time people see me do it they always think it's going to make the sauce watery like they don't realize that water can boil off I know people who trim their meat and just throw trimmings into the trashPeople who can't cook think it's expensive to cook because they waste half of the food
>>204799007single moms are so horny
guess Im just unhirable AND undateable
and unlikeable
>>204799156Well actually she wasn't a single mother yet, had sex with her when we were 16 and she got pregnant a year and a half later
>>204799086Strapped on.
>>204798889>It was a bitchass job you didn't like anywayshow did you know?
>>204799176>unhirableMaybe it's your spelling...
LONGLIVETHE KING
>>204799200Me and you are telepathically connected.
>>204799176The sun'll come outTomorrow Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow There'll be sun
>>204799252creepy. nevertheless, thanks
>>204799256They made her a negro in the remake. Jews really do hate redheads.
might have to actually turn the heat oncold enough to see my breath for a moment when I exhale
>>204799286I will never forgive them
Don't know why but I never made the connection between Folsom, CA and Folsom Prison from the Johnny Cash songWas driving past it once when I was in Northern California and it looked pretty nice actually (other than it being a prison)
brb
>>204799313nice town but not a lot to do in it
>>204799281>>204799313Folsom is nice and super clean. When I lived in Sacrament o I used to take the light rail to Folsom to sit in the grass and play guitar
>>204799281How are you gonna say creepy, then say thanks lmao?
>>204799347My grandparents lived up in Granite Bay when I was a kid and I remember driving across the dam Can't believe they shut down the road after the dam collapsed and flooded the entire cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjfrJzdx7DA
Daaaamn bros we got like 5 boxes in the mail in one day. We gotta open all of these together.
>>204799376i wanted to thank you for the upliftment
>>204799417
>>204799418Stay up king. Let your presence be known. Don't take no for an answer. Get yours. Always remember that in your anime, you're the main character.
Almost forgot my threadly reminderTOTAL AND COMPLETEJANNY DEATH
>>204799486based
>>204799437He became a professor of physics at the University of Chicago
>>204799486Weird the image got removed...
>>204799524wut da nut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE
I got £64 and some other stuff today. It wasn't a very good amount because the place was filled with students (Chinese)And holy fuck every student was a blue haired girl or faggited male
Justice for jussie
So uhh does anyone wanna see what I got in the email or should I like fuck off and kms...
>>204799524Good for him! Takes a lot of hard work to get to that point in academia
>emailI want to die.
>>204799498They blocked me from uploading the image lol dumb tranny jannies your hash can't stop me
>>204799605Sure, but first you need to tell me:How do I cope with being constantly rejected by women? It makes me feel disgusting and unwanted
bump
>>204799584What's really odd about this whole story is how the Obamna family got personally involved multiple times to let him out
josh cancelled the stream
>>204799645What're you gonna do, give up? Stop trying? No. The blood of warriors flows in your veins. You keep at it, keep improving, you keep going. I'm not giving up on you, god dammit. You beat out all those other sperms and got to your mom's egg for a reason. You're a winner
>>204799644They didn't. You just missclicked.>>204799645See the last part of >>204799455. You are the MC and the MC doesn't die. Life continues. To translate that into real life terms. Learn to love yourself and find hobbies you enjoy. And by learning to love yourself I mean stuff like losing weight if you're a fat fuck or quitting cigs if you smell like shit and can't climb a set of stairs without getting an asthma attack. Don't let faggot enablers enable you into adopting bad habbits or bad character traits. Don't worry about no hoe.
literal africans in africa dress better than americans
>>204799670Proofs?
Went downtown for the first time they legalized weed. I thought people were memeing about the smell but damn its everywhere. I'm a pot smoking degenerate myself so I'm used the smell even.
Young black whore or white milf whore? Both super sexy bodys
>>204799807White milf obviously
>>204799807white is right
>>204799751Nope it failed again. Check the corner, after I edited the image it went through. Tranny jannies blocked the hash
>>204799822I'm kind of sympathetic for jannies since they have to look at illegal content and black cocks all day
Man i fucked up dropping my cardio i gotta do that shit again im gassed after some chinups
>>204799792Weed smells so fucking bad I hate it. I have a perfume that literally smells like weed and it's disgusting and retarded. I have no idea who would willingly spray that on themselves.>>204799822Oh yeah I forgot about that.
>>204799778fashion is for women and ugly people
its snowing
>>204799852>since they have to look at illegal content and black cocks all dayThey already did that before they got hired to be jannies thoughbeit.
>>204799807White, but I'm a Mommyfag so id pick black if the ages were reversed. Ain't no shame in my game
Zamn.....>>204799541>>204799541>>204799541
>>204799813>>204799812HmmmThere is no bad option here but the black chick has big chocolate milkers
>>204799742>>204799751Thanks bros
>>204799780For starters look up Tina Tchen's involvement in the case. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
>>204799952
>>204799993what does that have to do with obamna
leave me alone, I'm a family manIf you push me too far, I just might
>>204799993So no proof, got it.
Tf is going on Usually I only work like 10min a day altogether but today is super busy. I hate working
I WAS ALWAYS A FOOL FOR MY JOHNNY GUITAR
>>204800159kill your boss and rape his wife
>>204799962I'm not mangal, retard. I'm leoncho.
>>204800039>>204800103https://www.chicagotribune.com/2019/05/01/if-it-pleases-the-court-watch-jussie-smollett-in-an-obama-white-house-video/>What does a former white house aide to the first lady have to do with the Obamna familySeething troons needn't reply to me
>>204800178those arent the lyrics
>>204800223fuck you
>>204800211yeah i dont see how some random person connects to obamna
>>204800211That doesn't have anything to do with Obama you retard
>>204800287>literally worked for the Obamnas>no connectionMental retardation, you must be the destiny fan lol
>>204800333>didn't even open the link Hello retard
>>204800336im sure you know your boss family very well. what a reach
>>204800336So because I worked at McDonald's that means if I beat someone up,it was secretly ordered by Chris Kempczinski?Fucking moron
the only spanish songs i know are despacito and feliz navidad
can it really be over if my life never even really began?
>>204800404Thats my second favorite christmas song :)
>>204800404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48vNfKUHWRwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRTC3cfWfGk
>>204800382I read the article stupid. Just because she worked for the Obama admin doesn't mean Obama ordered her to drop the charges. It even said she had inappropriate contact with Smollett and the lawyer and refused herself but didn't really in reality. Her. Not Obama
feeling hateful today
>>204800404the only swedish songs I know are hela natte and sommaren är kort
>>204800392If you were his aide you would retard. I understand this is difficult to understand for you as a retard.
>>204800103he's king of Illinois and the entirety of the Democrat party, numbskull.
>>204800404what about la cucaracha
>>204800386Redditleaf we've already established you are retarded
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever browsed 4chan
>>204800472So every court decision in the country has to go to his desk for approval? Are you listening to yourself?
>>204800505no notable person has ever browsed 4chan
>>204800404You know the Macarena
>>204800449>no connection>has a direct connection>that doesn't count because Uhh uhhh Lol next you'll tell me this family has no political influence in Chicago
>>204800505he was one of the worst trap spammers on /b/ back in the day
>>204800534what about moot?
>>204800532he has access to any Illinoisan court decision he wants if he chooses to get involved.
>>204800532>Country*County
>>204800534I'm notable
>>204800532>attorney general inexplicably drops all charges in a shocking legal screwup after talking to Michelle's former legal aide>that's got nothing to do with anything broThis is called being a retard
Aren't you fed up to see your taxes going for Isr*el?
>>204800543you lost this argument chud
>>204800601of course>>204800603it's over for you
>>204800571I asked for proof and you give me conjecture and hearsay. There's more solid proof of Orange Man being a Russian asset.
let it snow let it snow let it snow
>>204800601if they're going to take my money it might as well be used to blow up mehmets
>>204800575fk tier
>>204800625your destroying him
>your
>>204800603It wasn't even an argument it was just redditor seethe at a widely noticed event
solved todays connections
post ur goodreads profile
>>204800625oh now you're gonna pretend to be MAGA country after defending Obama like his lawyer.
>>204800669thank you for your concession
>>204799417BUT ANYWAYS. First, we got an XLR/RCA audio switcher. Very important.
>>204800637Palestinians are immigrated to the West because of this.
>>204800703your english sucks you stupid bitch
>>204800697Still not an argument
I don’t care about any of the discussions going on ITT
drank soda feel bloated and fat
>see this babe? this here's an XLR/RCA audio switcher
why would i use social media to keep track of what books i read?
>>204800723go back to Israel, your extended vacation is over.
another chud destroyed
>>204800680>pretend to be MAGA countryI literally said king maga is probably a Russian asset. I'm neither both parties can drown in piss for all I care.
>>204800765way to out yourself being a man anon
>>204800703not my problem
>>204800777>maga is probably a Russian assetyou are barely smart enough to breathe on your own.
>>204800757THEN I got a new turntable with a phono amp for it.
>>204800815BRO stop scaring the hoes
>>204800805I'm not the one making leaps of faith based on my hopes of pwning the libs
>>204800843Let me cook. After that we got an entire fucking VCR. It better work too.
Considering becoming the world's richest manWhat are the pros and cons?
>>204800798go back to facebook, boomer. one of your tenants just sent you a fifth message about the broken radiator.
Jeets have started calling Muslims "mujeets" (derogatory) online
Tatebros...there's blood in the water...
>>204800867How are you aware of Jeet internet culture?Are you, perchance, a jeet yourself?
>>204800858Pros: lots of moneyCons: people hate you if you step out of the shadows
>>204800850on second thought, you might use a metronome to keep track of when to inhale and when to exhale.
>>204800891tate is so passe
>>204800858More money, more problems.Better to be a simple farmer.
Check out these posters from the 80s and 90s in mint condition I got for a steal.
>>204800903I'd prefer to be the kind of person that's the subject of schizoid conspiracy theories (that are actually true) instead of an overly rich e-celeb like Musk
>>204800933some people think that purchasing a bunch of consumer goods doesn't bring happiness
smile
come play! https://skribbl.io/?3vCR6mOe
>>204800981you are on candid camera
>>204800970And finally these vinyl records. One signed by the vocalist, unless some fag just scribbled that himself and lied, AND THEN a LITERAL holy grail record that I cannot believe I managed to get. Absolutely insane. Nobody has this.
>>204800987This is what Ozempic took from us
>>204800914Funny you should say that, I use a metronome to fuck your mom in her creamy box. She's surprisingly tight for a broad her age, and she does this thing with her hips, drives me insane
>>204800933can you scan that lillie marlene one
>>204800927the term youre looking for is 'zesty'
>>204800898Did you not see my flag? They are an inescapable suffocating presence here, like Latinos in some of your states but infinitely worse
>>204801063I don't have anything to scan it with. Why do you need it? Are you a fan?
>>204801090At least we get spicy Latinas as a consolation but you 99% of Pajeetas aren't even hot
>>204801114just looks cool, I'm a /gd/fag and like magazines from a design aspect
>>20480113899 percent of Latinas are goblinas, are you joking
>>204801123does social media attract the menally ill, or does it cause mental illness?
>>204801175
>>204801171The thing about Mexicans is that they move to places based on their region so different cities and states have Mexicans from different areasThe Goblinas come from more Native areas
>>204801144I have more but I'm skribl right now.
>>204801138Pajeetas are like the least sexual humans on earth. I don't really blame them though because otherwise they would be raped to death. All "hot" jeetas are whitewashed living abroad or like the 0.01% rich jeetas. The rest don't even care about their appearance
>>204801213>they move to places based on their regionI don't know what that means but they arr rook same
Time for a cool glass of Lemonmilk
>>204801263All the hot Latinas come from rancher families in the North not poor native villagersAll the Mexicans in US cities are usually from the same place in Mexico (like the central valley is full of Mexicans from Jalisco)
Im a piece of fucking shit
why dont americans hate mexicans anymore
>>204801328You are obviously a Chicano.
>>204801368Are you kidding? We just reelected orange man because he promised to get rid of all of them.
Today >Not a single meal >Say good bye to car at the junkyard >go to a fat whore and pay to fuck her in the ass >Do 3hours of commute with a rental illegally while chugging vodka >Waiting for a bus in the most nigger infested part of the country Haven my ate anything all dayIm a piece of shit
>>204801447Tell it to your therapist
>>204801428he was talking about south americans
How did this happen, why am I like this. What the actual fuck is wrong with me
>>204801372No I just dated several Mexican girls and their families were all from the same place in Mexico
>>204801485LOL You are delusional (and Mexican).You really think he differentiates? You're insane
today i got (with money), with 4 books and 4 CDs (one of the books is "American Gods" and i am going to read it) from outside of a bin on a university campus, and a hot water bottle in a belly strap thing bodybuilders wear: >egg and cress andwich>ham and mustard sandwich>cheese and tomato baked roll >snickers bar >apple juice>ice tea >chocolate muffin >packet of chicken fridge raiders>a tube of Pringles
She had her kid as her phone screensaver
>>204801545whores are so goofy lol
and i bought two books with two of them costing less than one of the books ^.^ CAPTCHA: DMS4D
>>204801521I can download random DNA results too, Paco
>>204801531he never mentioned mexicans
>>204801581Seething copetard
and i found a hoover with full extension cord attached >>204801581why? why can you do that? >QUARUER BRIISH?
>>204801587He didn't have to. It's implied. All Hispanics are the same
>>204801545race?
>>204801614Ok, then. If you're white, then what's the password?
Someone please behead me
1 black person gave me money the entire day. that is the same amount equal to the amount of racemixers that i saw (it was some girl with purple hair) double the amount of the people giving me money were brown (Indian/Pakistani) then men then women (both these white), but 2 of the women were wish husbands. one man gave me a £5 and two women gave me £10, one and two of the notes respectively
>>204801707just go outside and say something bad about Mohammed
>>204801687My great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother was an Iroqious princess
>>204801778yeah, you and everyone else, buddy
>Mexicans explaining how only South Americans are hated in the USA and how everyone actually lives Mexicans, despite not being able to tell them apart in the least
one person asked if i wanted any yellow valium(?), only blue ones are sold in Glasgow (they are the more stronger ones) one person asked if i "wanted a gram" but idk how much people usually earn on that spot but wew today had to be the shittest Friday ever but it was not a nightlife place and i went at 5PM because the people who go around with ptibulls talking to people were coming out
she's got BETTY DAAAAVIS EYESAND SHE'LL TEASE YOU, SHE'LL UNEASE YOUALL THE BETTER JUST TO PLEASE YOUShe's precocious, and she knows just what itTakes to make a pro blushShe got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes
>>204801778.....ok, you're white.
>>204801804Mexicans are accepted now like Italians
>>204799524DAMSON>>204799339im back
>>204801804even if it were true, Mexico let all of those Escobar related people walk across their entire country unimpeded aside from a couple of staged skirmishes for western news cameras.
ehhhhhhhhhhhlocomiting here
>>204801854What da nut? What took you so long??
i went to a university today and they had their own GP and dental centre
>>204801328finally got a vpn and joined the 21st century norteño? im proud of you
you can just walk into universities and nobody stops you but university is free and i found some books what had CDs inside the bag in with them as well and one of the books is about unlocking the ancient secrets of Egypt
>>204801894the dollar tree had inventory going on and i wasnt leaving without my 1.25 ice cream
im drinking premium lager, £2.60 on sale (spirito italia)
>>204801951>ñSorry I don't speak Spanish I don't know what you're trying to say here
>>204802043you should just say that you dont speak spanish. the rest is unnecessary. youll get there
Hehe jahahahaCanada look
schizo hours
>>204801849You're not even in America, Paco.And no they're not. They're seen as invaders. There are no mass shootings targeting Italians.
im tryna get a doctor/patient relationship with a sexy therapistany will do
>>204802093Didn't askDon't care
the thread is fast no one will notice i'm gay
why does American Gods put so much info into every other sentenceits the most unrelated and gay shit. like as if his birthmark defines him (he mentions it as a main trait), then going on to talk about it not at all after that and maybe the character goes away! whats the pain?
Say the n word
>>204802161im not mexican schizo
alright having the heat on is pretty based actuallycan't believe I've gone so many years without using it
>>204802240ñ
>>204802257It's a schizo from Oklahoma, don't pay him any mind
>im not mexican schizo
>>204802279im just not going to do it they capped my gas line because of £0.07 of debt (never used the gas its just that was the standing charge or whatever) even when the food banks and council building ask "do you want any gas money?" i say "no" said the man with the weird fingers
>>204802240chipi chipichapa chapadubi dubidaba daba
>>204802362Sex with every single one of them
>>204802362Arr rook same
>>204802098*looks*
>>204802362it was known that they had some sort of tatoos or hena paintings in their skin to show they were prostitutes
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/204763899/#q204764361this was good, actually. the filim was alright because after these two lies, in the first fifteen minutes, the story went on to kill everyone who asked questions and started with the person in the car that got pulled over. the only man who asked questions and that is was his (whos) business was the old man (and thats the name of the film), who bears all of the questions of the otherwise young town and has seem to had it all placed upon him
>>204802362brown girl sexo
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVTZAounANY
>>204802292I'm not in Oklahoma I'm in California
but as long as you love me so
should i kill myself now or later
God, I fucking hate The Phantom Menace
>>204802488 Fresnosfield ahh
What's Chinese for burrito
being old is asking questions, but still telling no lies-- the film is "tell no lies, ask no questions"the ARMYs is something similarthe fact that pressing into other peoples business before the audience knows that it a red herring where the antagonist is forced into a situation - or both of them are, where they should start telling lies if not doublespeak OR stand your ground and stop the line of questioning at some point. but his outcome was the same - a coinflip on whether the person he asked was a mass murderer. thats a shame, but i like the first message
first goon of the day
i think the main antagonist was >some guy who went around killing people for fun and then he found the main character (the good guy) who was there and was running from someone, which the antagonist interjected on
seggs
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star system is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...
>>204802675if you were my doctor >x<
is 7 paragraphs a lot of worldbuilding for fanfic? not me but i was a Tumblr post about whos boyfriend wrote her a fanfiction and complained that it had so many paragraphs in the beginning
>>204802540filling?
I'm on my redemption arc.
>>204801123That 2nd tweet is horrifically cringe>I wear bowtiesAs one of his bona fides? Nigga wut da nut
>>204802719are chinese for real
>>204802721delete this
>>204802719bing eating
Im going to hell so hard
>>204802721finnanon looking shook
cope
>>204802721second place third game in a row award
Hello, Francis....Mr. Negro.Are you here on business, sir?'fraid so, Francis.
weeks and months of my life are just flying by and Im still a fucking NEET losing touch with reality
>>204802783you can just imagine a little angel on your shoulder and tell them about your sins. if you are truly sorry about it then Allah forgives you :) i think the angel is on the left shoulder
gotta set up a date this weekend, luckily the hoes LOVE cafes
>>204802721i won 2 games last night. well the 2nd one i let her win but i couldve won by more than 1k points
I'm married and have a job
>>204802879You are a nigger bitch
>the dog fucking loses all its legs human equivalent of tacticool
>>204802879Congatulifeless
So bored
did you guys see that video of the weird guy go HEY EVERYONE SHUUUUUUUUT UP then his wife gives the details about what to do in an emergency tornado and some fratboy goes hehehe LOOK AT THIS FOR A TORNADO and the guy who screams fucking grabs him and everyones like: "thats it youre going outside in the tornado now"
>when the edibles kick in
>>204802981statistically unlikely to get this old
>>204802877>well the 2nd one i let her winAccept your mogging with dignity.
>>204803047fine whatever
>>204803081
If you criticize marriage at all as a single person, everyone just says you're coping
>>204802981me in the green jacket on the left
i love potatoes but peeling them is such a pain in the ass
>>204803726>i ate one like an apple yesterday and if you dont peel them for a soup then you can use a knife to eat them :) because the skin will keep pieces together when you stab them and you can pick them up after that ^.^
