Whaleback edition
mountains are for twats
my butthole is quivering
reporting this thread getem janners
How we feel about conors conviction?
Shiprock sub-edition
The british empire if the NHS had never been invented
what a palava!finally got my shopping inthe car park was flooded so the tesco van couldn't get it properlyso i had to go down four flights of stairs (what kind of cunt uses a lift) wade through three inches of standing water for about 50m then collect a couple of bags of heavy shopping, take them back upstairs (again, what kind of cunt uses a lift) then do the whole things again to grab my beers and another bag
>>204826067>pictured: my tadger in op's mum
why do you have to make news SLIGHTLY earlyrisking the janny's wrath doing that, and for what?
funny how there were like 3 bomb scares yesterday and it's already been swept under the rug haha nothing to see here
>>204826097announcing a report is itself a reportable offencenow whether i have reported you for such i leave up to the readers imagination
I'm on the night shift tomorrow
>>204826138wasn't scared by any of them m8
>>204826139YOUR HONOUR IT WAS SATIRE
>>204826092unless they have a steam train running up them
we're all on bluesky right?
>>204826113Looks like China or Kuala Lumpur
ate too much crisps and now feel sick
>>204826168Nah, I'm probably going to delete Twitter but can't be bothered with social media in general now.
>>204826173what flavour lad
>>204826165aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im going insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>204826165it looks like that place where they kept the dolphins
>>204826168yh
i will never have a girlfriend. i will die alone.
>>204826168seems okvery slow loadingand fucking horrific URLs, twitter got it right just doing .com/<username>
>>204826209need to change that attitude mate
>>204825745Of course they bombed, because anticommunism isn't that popular. Still gets made though.>>204825768Doubt it. You clearly side with capitalists
any shaggers here? is squirting real or a pornoid meme?
going on holiday is so peng
>>204826165mumberg's friend had a pool that looked just like this, i didn't want to swim in it but they basically forced me
>>204826150grim
>>204826244It's wfh albeit
>>204826234it's piss you fool
Ha eat shit Starling BankThey fired me right before my probation period was up because I accidentally showed up the department head as a vacuous retard, and the ceo stepped down before that, and now they've got an Indian ceo like all other mong companies and he's trying to force thousands of people to work in offices that don't even have the capacityI'm making more money at a closer job while they're dying, I love to see it
>>204826241odd that you didn't want to swim in it, and odd that you were forced
>>204826234it's real, and it's not piss even though it comes from the urethra
got the mega.nz open
conor mcgregor (the hero of ireland) got exposed for being a rapistluke stoltman (the hero of scotland) got exposed for being a poofta ingerland is next, i wonder who it’ll be
them sluts what got poisoned in laos thenmental
>>204826278i'm just not that into swimming, and i wasn't so much forced so much as peer pressured, insofar as parental figures can be considered peers
Gay pornGay pornGay pornpornporn
>>204826293>>204826308>>204826310snap
>>204826293stands to reason it'll be a paedo to round out the trifectamy money's on david attenborough
Shall be suing Tesco for damages
>>204826293eddie whatshisface
>mumberg: frequently complains about her lack of money>also mumberg: buys a lot of useless shite that nobody asked foranyone else's mumbergs like thisit's mental illness of the highest order
>>204826331ghoulish paddle like appendage that
>>204826331state of your skin
>>204826331slenderman lookin hand boi, you lanky woman lookin ass
>>204826348'cel core xx
>>204826293Wales is, as it deserves, forgotten completely
>>204826356why are you writing like a blackmerican
They know me as the rizzler I’m the panther dressed in black
Disgusting alien freak bleeding all over the fruit and veg
>>204826348i would wear those shoes they look comf
>>204826348is incel code for cool guy?
Gregg Wallace's dumpty homunculus
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The Rizzler put out a call to Baby Gronk telling him that Big Justice is not to be messed with, else they will bring the BOOM
>>204826396pronounce it right you prick
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>>204826382
the incel thinking he should try and get out for a bit on a Saturday planning it to the last detail procrastinating and never ends up doing anything
>>204826386bottom shoes*my autism prescription isn't high enough to justify the velcro strappeds
>>204826348everyone wears fucking t-shirts for goodness sake, if you're under 40 and you're wearing button-down shirts every day you're trying too hard
I am England's Great Defender (online, against half-hearted insults from shitposting foreigners)
>>204826325haha and a snap a'dap to you too mategood lad
*Enters /brit/*
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>>204826346i'm in the process of moving out and cleaning and whatnot so i'm all full of detergent
>>204826418What are your plans for the day?
get them fookin pints supped lads
Executioner's Bong
>>204826426Mental how dragons used to be conceived of as crocodile-sized beasts
oh the wonderful trio of blatant advertising before the endless blacked spamming
>>204826451yeah pints of water that is
>>204826470good morning Timmy! Nice of you to wake up from your smelly bed
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>>204826468nah the guy is just 6'0
>>204826470Forgot your image timmy xx
>>204826348new balance shoes are comfy tbf
Going downbrown
>>204826487You'd think mongs would learn that you just need to report as spam and move on, and not engage, but no
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issuesHe's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hateLast year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
>>204826328Why would they need to ruin him? He's a demented old fool banging on about climate change
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>204826293> luke stoltman (the hero of scotland) got exposed for being a pooftaWhat happened?
>>204826522I don't care for the homosexuals either but he's a very sad fellow
>>204826522i thank him for his sacrifice
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
The greatest gifts I can hope for Christmas are sobriety and faith in god.
>>204826528why do you say 'our women' if you're supposed to be black? are you a cuck
tried to have sex with a lad at uni during my bi phase he was an inexperienced virgin who had done no prep and basically started to cry when i stuck my willy inside him it came out looking like it was covered in chocolate and i wiped it on one of his T-shirts before we gave up
>>204826522He is extremely creepy. Being totally obsessed with trannies is surely its own mental illness
*does a little dance*
Wish I had a nice cosy flat in the Barbican
>>204826549His wife exposed him for repeatedly cheating on her with other men.While his newborn son was close to dying in the hospital he was having his asshole punched in by a twink.
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>204826577Didn't want breakfast anyway
>>204826293
>>204826595>While his newborn son was close to dying in the hospital he was having his asshole punched in by a twink.Not illegal is it
>>204826552>>204826555>>204826584They're all posts from the archive he's reposting for some bizarre schizophrenic reasonSome of these glinner posts go back several years hence why a lot of them also reference his feud with Count Dankula
>>204826577why on earth did you share this
>>204826577unfathomably grim. The realisation he must have felt in that moment that led a grown man to cry.
the cronem are having a steamy hot shower at the gherkin xx
got kemono open
>>204826577
>>204826595>he's the womanIt's over, jock-sisters
Witnessing some spamming or or flooding
>>204826577avoid the stool, go for a duel
alri lads how's it foingjust back from 2 (two) bdays on the same day me
>>204826666You'll be witnessing it all day unless you filter the flag.
>>204826678Didn't know you shit that often
>>204826671Frotting is truly the patrician form of homosex
>>204826666it's the weekend so you'll be seeing it for the next 18 hours. better have your 20 filters enabled!
>>204826113
>>204826577gay people are disgusting
>>204826678wahey, busy day for you lad
>>204826687aaaaaha nice onerest of the evening's plans:smoke some ganjalisten to stoner musicmessage some gyals
i've got a promotional yo-yo for the 2012 london olympics still wrapped up in plastic, wonder if it's worth anything
>>204826712Fit ones?
>>204826724476347347 pounds
>>204826595HOLY BASED TWINK COCK TAKER
>>204826577>>204826627>>204826671>>204826689>>204826700Because straight people never engage in anal sex, right?
>>204826741corr
>>204826739naturally*rings the alarm* ALERT! ALERT! she sent me a picture of her breast
>>204826749No. They don’t.You’re vile.
>>204826743Bizarre post
>>204825853standard co-op pork soss. Surprisingly good
>>204826577why didnt you just cuddle, kiss and frotshaking my little mishapen head
>>204826749most don't to be fair
>>204826749why the fuck would you put it in her poo filled hole when there's a perfectly good vagina not even an inch away
reckon angela white is the most famous aussie woman?
Ed Davey just asked Keir Starmer to 1v1 him on FIFA
>>204826800Kylie
>>204826769>>204826794>>204826798t. virgins
>>204826749correct
Watching blondesonblacksMight watch some blackisbetter too
love the heavy whiffs of poo when I’m shagging my bfs arse x
>>204826829incorrect, I am but a humble pubgoer (and shagger)
>love the heavy whiffs of poo when I’m shagging my bfs arse x
>>204826835get in
>>204826829alri' poo dick.
>>204826835Cheeky bit of teensloveblackcock?
i hate when Jason Luv starts shouting "just enjoy the pipe!" enthusiastically in the middle of the scene
>>204826749>>204826829>y-you're a virgin if you havent stuck your dick inside a buttholeyeah okay you've had too much lad, time to call a taxi.
Hey everyone, here's my blog!
asks ukip do I even seeare judges sided skin snipe pigs open never evensome special snippets join agile cube deeper in oils
disgusting gay freaks will all die of aids LOL
Interracial cuckposting and incel Elon cultists pretending they have sex to shit on leftistsQuintessential /brit/
>>204826903very nice
timmy waking up with the sound of Ricky Johnson bellowing "LONG DICK STYLE" ringing in his ears
not really racist but can't get into BMWF porn, it just looks like she's pooing out of her fanny, and as someone who has watched a girl poo before maybe it just brings up too many unpleasant memories
>>204826907get with the times mate, it's monkey pox these days.
I’ve made it clear numerous times within this general that I am a man of standing and class, there will be repercussions for any perceived slights
Gay freaks be like: a disgusting hairy shitty arsehole? That’s perfect for my cock!
girl I've been shagging is clearly a stripper but for some reason is hiding it from mewonder why
do i have potential
>>204826981No, literally zero potential
>>204826910i can't wait until gook moot pulls the plug and /int/ alongside this losers primary daily activity vanishes into the digital void. hopefully they vanish irl at that moment as well.
>>204826973you'd you discern said stripping
>>204826981it was over before it began mate
>>204826973it is a bit of a shameful career tbf, but if she's stripping she must be hot so good on ya lad
>>204826917oh my days
>>204826936err it's mpox mate, can't call it monkey pox cause it's in africa and that could be construed as racist (referring to the black skinned gorillas-called-human there as "monkeys")
Brown people, the LGBTQ, the mentally ill, etc. are dysgenic losers. Marxism, feminism, etc. are ideologies borne out of jealousy that exist primarily to drag the rest of us down to their level. All other details are trivial.
>>204826981absolutely cooked genetics, my mate has a body like that
Taking this thread to the ombudsman
>>204827025>if she's stripping she must be hotkek no
>Man killed in crash on Ardingly Road
>>204826981yes but going by the 'alpha ' underwear i gather you're a homosexual so it's easy pickings for you anyways.
Any gay men in
*drinks yea*yummers :D
>>204827034bioleninism is real
>>204827012she's a foreigner with a job where she works to 3am and has to go the bank weekly to deposit cashshe also mentioned she works in a suburb with a strip clubI've also known a good amount of strippers I can smell it on her
>>204826981body built like jim carrey's the grinch
A defence minister warned while in opposition that scrapping two ships would be “bad for the Royal Navy”, before going on to axe them in his first months in office.Luke Pollard, Labour’s Armed Forces minister, said earlier this year that HMS Albion and HMS Bulwark “play a key role in the Royal Navy’s ability to project power and deploy Royal Marines at scale”.He criticised the Conservatives for not ruling out the mothballing of the two amphibious assault ships, which he said in January “are important for the Royal Navy and should be retained”.But it was the Labour Defence Secretary who announced that the two ships will be scrapped to save money.
Sadly Rorke's da has been killed in Storm Bert.
>>204827079if i wanted to read the news i'd go and visit their website myself.
Apparently buddhists are naturally resistant to electric shocks.Something to do with the ohms
>>204827053must be a cheap degenerate club she strips in then
>>204827025she's hot but there are plenty of bang average girls stripactually just went on a date with an ex stripper who's in an open relationship with her bf that she lives withdon't know how they make that work
We love the Oriental ladies, don't we folks?
>>204827068you should surprise her at work some time :)
oh poor diet is a genetic condition now is itsome of you really will make any excuse
>Ardingly
>>204827139ok fatyank
>>204827120for me, it's shion utsunomiya
egg
>>204826973can you touch the strippers in aus if they give you a lappy dance?
>>204827166bet you thought you were classy smearing the ketchup along the plate like that, gimpoid.
We aat /briit/ loove Die Nederlaand
>>204827166Looks like snot
>Shouko Takahashi>shion utsunomiyamad how you lads know all these japanese pornstars yet dont even know the names of women in your class/jobs.just have sex please haha holy fuck
>>204827166>white spotsterrible whisking
>>204827181never actually been to a strip club despite shagging 5 strippers me
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>Belgie's already been banned for the day
>>204827190Put your name on
>>204827139not fat and being a skinnyfat with shit posture isn't genetics it's from eating nothing but bread and pot noodle and pastry and cake and biscuits and crispssome of you are so dumb it's incredible
my egg and ketchup always gets me (you)s
went to a strip club once with my friend during the quiet hours and these two strippers who were super fit (i'm a coomer so i think they looked like cecila lion and piper perri respectively, but even hotter) sat down and chatted with us, was a fun experience but as with all strip clubs you could tell they were trying to drain our bank accounts so we left pretty quickly
>>204827190proceed to have us rent free in your head for the next hour, faggot.
5 quid for 350grams of cheddar cheese. Broken Britain
>>204827166>>204827185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AXzNHk8mI
>>204827254How much should it cost?
>jacks off to a 3 hour video of a japanese women getting fucked by a japanese man"y-yeah I sure showed him! r-rent free!"
>>204827254Got some homemade stuff if you want it
>>204827260£2.50
>>204827276dangerous and downright stupid
literally validating my post almost seconds after making it. kicking my feat up on this bozos frontal lobe.
never been to a stripclubnever paid for a prozziedon't watch pornyet I've shagged strippers, prozzies (for free) and OF girls
going on a cool spy adventure with catberg
>>204827266You spend every day of your life here though
>>204827321so you at least paid the OF girls?
>>204827321jayable post
>>204827321yeah?
If I want to ask police about the outcome a case I have no involvement in, do I need to make a Freedom of Information Request?
have 12 eggbergs to use this week before they expire ideas for things to scran?
mental how incels type out things like"validating""you spend every day here""takahashi""utsunomiya"without a hint of irony
>>204827391fried egg
>>204827334bet you’re going to spy up its arse you animal nonce
>>204827391jellied egg
uh oh he's really losing it. reckon he'll up the blacked posting once he calms down from his tantrum as retribution.
>>204827391Scrambled egg
>>204827391Poached egg
>>204827404imagine the paleness of her skin would contrast nicely against the ebony of a large oiled jungle bbc as she was on her knees worshipping it
>>204827391cummed egg
>>204827276Bought 350g Extra Mature Cheddar for £2.50 in Tesco yesterday.
the plan for tomorrow:gymsmoke some ganjaplay alan wake 2 or stalker 2family dinner
>>204827391pickle them
>>204827391boiled egg
The cheka committed no crimes and was entirely justified.Anticommunists are vermin.
>>204827391Bake a cake.
>>204827404she still looks cute on the right but this is her now
why is everyone playing wow again
>>204827513fun
>>204827391egg
>>204827513sheep follow the heard. big streamers are doing it so they must do it as well.
>>204827266>>jacks off
>>204827391Frittata
>>204827513blizzard paid streamers to tell people it was popular again and the cattle did as they were told
this is my world today
>>204827535should i have used a zoomer term such as gooning then incel?
3 fried eggs
Not a fan of the grungy goth look, with baggy hoodies, dirty jeans, band t-shirts, etc.Much prefer the classy vamp goth style.
multiple of the lads said I looked good tonight
>>204827573yeah?
>>2048273914 fried eggs
>>204827513It got new content
>>204827498why so much jew metal in her face
>>204827391tea eggs
>Family of Brit tourist, 18, facing 20 years in Dubai prison over fling with 17-year-old UK girl say he is 'very scared' and his mental health is 'declining'
oh the girls? ahhh yeahh... haha... well... you know...
Today's hangover paki scran12 quid not too bad my ledd
>>204827573Dark in the gay club innit
>>204827588>MUH DIK MUFUGGAeverytime
>>204827604Is that supposed to be kebab
>>204827573pics
left catberg out last night againwish he'd fuck off for good
>>204827604what the fuck is that shite
>>204827166>tomato saucenonce
>>2048273915 fried eggs
>>204827558No just a non yank one you internet addled freak
any good simpsons references going
>>204827614done him
>>204827604is this the product of FGM?
>>204827604Screaming
i agree with adolf hitler on most of the points he made
>>204827619can honestly say it wasn't worth bothering at that pointi bet he's proud of it and all but fucking hell mate there's no coming back from that and it's nothing to be proud of
>>204827614aaaaahh nah fair play but lol
>>204827656why
eating 4 poached eggs on toast
>>204827649
>>204827391'lette
>>204827656such as?
>>204827604why is the meat so red
>>204827604quite peng
he called him gay and ugly
>>204827698in a witty way
>>204827681coal
>>204827604ah yes, period kebab
none of the girls have texted me back no goodtime to get the dandy warhols on and dance around my room
>>204827698it’s an off-colour remark
>>204827695Spices
>>204827692its the afp wot does most of the domestic terrorism stuff ladasio a bit
I’m beginning to feel like a rap god..
>>204827669because they're sensible, not rabidly capitalist, not rabidly socialist, and are willing to address real societal problems and how to solve them without any bullshit without any paid agenda or concern for the feelings of delusional people
>>204826074>>204826074>>204826074
>>204827712tone it down you french bender
>>204827695food colouring
I'm beginning to feel like a rape god...
>>204827227>it's from eating nothing but bread and pot noodle and pastry and cake and biscuits and crispsdo you have a camera in my house?
>>204827943yh
>>204826659whats it like being a yid
