im paying 20 canadian dollars per gram of weed and the selection is practically nonexistent and delivery times slow.i also paid 13 canadian dollars for 2 240 gram beef minute steaks
a 0.5L bottle of coca-cola costs 3 canadian dollars and 19 canadian cents
mushrooms 200 grams: 4 canadian dollars 65 canadian centsbell pepper 300 grams: 3 canadian dollars 92 canadian cents
Sex reassignment surgery $85,000 canadian dollars
>>204837429outdated garbage joke that only a destitute man in his 30s who has lost all joy in life would write.
>>204837429i love you you know that
so
>>204837190 For $20 you can get 3.5 grams of weed at the dispensary closest to me. A 500ml bottle of Coca-Cola would cost about the same in Canada. It’s cheaper to buy them in multipacks. You can get 6 pack bottles of 710ml Coca-Cola for $3.99. For $13 I would expect double the quantity of minute steaks here. 200 grams of mushrooms $1.99 A 1.113kg bag of bell peppers goes for $6.99.
>>204841415I would pay 20 bucks for 500mg of edibles at the native reserves
I don't buy weed enough to know any sort of average price.>What do you guys have that's vaguely lemony, and won't melt me into the couch? Just the Jean-Guy? I'll take a quarter, please... right, sorry, 7g.I know we can get it delivered, but fucked if I'm going to pay extra for that.I also know that occasionally beef gets really, really expensive here, but pork is always fairly cheap (just grabbed a decent sized shoulder roast for $10 - I'd expect more like $20), and the 2L bottles are always the cheapest option here, often the same price as a 600mL at the register, or 1/4 the price of a 6x1L pack.
>>204843783lemony weed
>>204837190i once stole 70 grams of weed, pure concentrated hashish. thoose where good days.
>>204837190I pay 40$ an ounce. You need to go on an Indian reservation.
>>204845736I like it with a good smattering of limonene to it... no idea why. I'm not big on the diesels and the cheeses, or the seriously resinous lung cloggers. I like me some get-off-your-ass-and-do-something lemon weed.
>>204846579sounds pretty nice to have a real selection
>>204837429Yeah but the government pays for it since it’s a basic human right
>>204845821Story?
>>204837190>i also paid 13 canadian dollars for 2 240 gram beef minute steaksCompletely compassionless, yet you somehow expect compassion from others
>>20484659099%'s turbo-diesel, brain-warping, couch weed. It's got different names, and it's sold by different companies, but it's all the same shit. Tastes like shit, smells like shit, and seems to vastly increase the believability of utter horseshit.So, no real selection to speak of, just the cannabinoid opiate of the masses, and the shit nobody else wants.
>>204846617well, this Norweg popped online and decided that weed and hash were the same thing, and that he'd stolen 2.5oz of it.Pocketing 2.5oz of hash isn't that difficult, aside from the smell. Pocketing 2.5oz of ganja is quite another story - you'd need a few pockets.
>>204846631no idea what that is supposed to mean.>>204846702eh, cannabis is actually complex and there's real variety and etc. yeah, most of the stuff is normie tier and meh but hey, still better than dealing with illegal finnish weed bullshit.
>>204846925Killing animals is bad
>>204846925It was a lot more pleasant here before it was regulated - it's become an arms race.
>>204846975yeah the market is consolidated right now and most growing practices are not great. best weed is home grown and with good seeds. i'd have my own greenhouse for that stuff honestly but smoking an entire plant's worth of just one strain/cultivar? nah.
Smoking weed is degenerate.
>>204837190fffffffffffff
>>204847265What does it degenerate from?
>>204847846Smoking cock.
>>204848332Freud was right about you people
so when do i get to just walk to a place where i can buy weed instead of these pathetic darknet ddos whatevers and signing pgp keys and shit
>>204851722next year when you guys legalize it
>>204851835meh, i'd rather be you guys instead.
>>204852042We're a myth, a government issued mass hallucination.
>>204852437Stop
>>204852465Stop what? We're unified by a nationality but that's most of it. We're more of a collection of citystates and surrounding countryside, separated by hundreds or thousands of kilometres, lakes, forests, prairies and mountains.The closest things to the Canadian stereotype are Newfies and rural Manitobans.
>>204852553Just stop.
>>204852437>>204852553You dont dictate what Canada is and what being Canadian is to me you fat fuck.
Truth is even through all this time I would have been happier in Canada and had a more fulfilling and respectable life.
And now?There is no excuse at all anymore.
My time has been wasted.My childhood was robbed.My teenage years were muddied.My young adulthood was stolen
It is sad you feel that way. I hope you are in a better place now
I've been lied to and betrayed my whole life
>>204852872Better place?I'm still in my fucking pathetic finnish room in kuhmo finland saarikoski
>>204837190I can literally go to the store and buy marijuana.
>>204852897Off to T'under Bay with ye b'y!
>>204853205I choose where I go.
>>204853214You should choose T'under Bay b'y.
>>204853232Thats between me and the extraction coordinators.
>>204852897>kuhmo finland saarikoskilooks pretty on street view google maps
No.I'm 100% sure and believe in contact at last tomorrow.
>>204853259They should extract you to Thunder Bay.Aside from being fairly geographically central, the people are generally fairly kind, but not intrusive (not like Newfies - they will not give you a choice not to love them), it's not too big, but not too small. You can fly to most of the major Canadian cities fairly cheaply and fairly quickly. It's not an Indo-Chinese warzone (yet)... and probably not a selling point, but has the largest amount of Finnish expats and Finnish diaspora in Canada.
>>204853393I need some distance from this finland shit considering how fucking FORCED DOWN MY THROAT IT HAS BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE
>>204853408>cozy safe first world nordic country
>>204853393Ive never fit in anywhere or been accepted anywhere.Doesnt fucking matter where in Canada I'll be.
>>204853408I think like half a percent of the population there speaks Finnish. I had no idea until someone thought I was one of them and fucking went off in the hotel lobby.Easy to avoid, but easy enough to jump into if you ever need a quick taste of a community. We don't normally do community well here.
>>204853609No thanks.I'm Canadian. Not Finnish.
>>204853620Well, are you going to mock me and belittle me for saying this? Will you deride me and not take seriously who I am?
Going to tell me I'll never be Canadian? How I'll always be Finnish?
Will you go out of your way to deny myself from me LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE?!
>>204853636I'll tell you to go somewhere with an alright quality of living, cost/income balance, and good people. Some areas of Calgary qualify. St. John's NFLD if you don't mind working on ships and EVERYONE BEING YOUR BEST FUCKING FRIEND ALL THE TIME! (I might move there if/when things collapse here). Thunder Bay is a little run down, but easy to live in. Sudbury's a fucking shithole and I'm pretty sure there's something in the water that kills the brain, but the people are friendly enough and willing to help. Ottawa, Montreal, Vancouver, Winnipeg and Toronto are hard-mode.
It'll be magic.
I thought you said the other day you were getting your passport? You even posted a smug anime girl about it, what happened?
>>204853769Whatever happens.It's happening tomorrow.
>>204853791going for the political asylum route?
>>204853804I'm going for someone finally caring route
There didn't need to be all this pain
>>204853791Well good luck, enjoy your new life in Canada. Post some pictures when you get there!
>>204853899I wish I could without stalkers
>>204853911One grey brutalist tenement looks an awful lot like the next
>>204853939They can be quite persistent.
>>204853953So obviously a complete separation of life and identity awaits in Canada at bare minimum.
>>204854012>a complete separation of life and identityyou'll fit right in
>>204854058Finally someone's being honest with me abouy the whole fucking Canada thing
I want no one to ever EVER go through this identity torture shit ever again
All my fucking spotify and youtube algos will be fucking gone FUCKFUCK THIS STALKER SHIT
>>204837190buy speeds lol, you live in the most speedy country, LMAO
>>204854617no one is stalkering you and no one cares about you
