on december 5th, i will be taking off from kajaani airport towards canada
Finland has an airport?
>>204837789good luck, anon :)
>>204837847yeah, they share it with finnish air forces and santa claus
>>204837901i actually thought i almost saw gabe newell wearing a santa claus hat at the grocery store yesterday. the hair colour was different that's all.
i'd rather do it now because weed deliveries are so god damn slow.if anyone could actually bring weed to me tonight, this weekend it'd be neat.in canada even small towns have weed stores
ive uhhhhbeen deprived of important things in my life
of course there are weed growers in kuhmo too. but i dont know any of them.
i prefer going through life without ever really getting to know someone
yup
>>204837453>a rare moment of self reflection looks like the meds are workingdon't give up finntroon, I believe in you
>>204837789Are you flying to YYZ? Do you have citizenship? What’s the purpose of this trip?
>>204841160none of your business and im flying in on a more permanent basis after new years.
never cared much for rush and i never felt like listening to YYZ im bored of it after the first 1 second and toronto pearson IS A SHITHOLE
so you can stick your "ports of entry" up your ass and leave me the fuck alone as i enter canada through undisclosed avenues
>>204837789No you arent
you know NORADs watching the whole fucking area anyway 24/7 and the only people who give a fuck about the land border are americans it seems
but i am, canadian flag that just posted "no you aren't"i am.
>>204837789fuckii offii weii areii fullii
fuck you nigger
>>204841422I reported you to CBSA expect an interrogation and detention if you come here.
>>204841500oh im sure you did how'd the fucking phone call go?
>>204841531
>>204841500HOW'D THE FUCKING PHONE CALL GO YOU FUCKING SNIVELING RAT?!
>>204841490I believe in you. Just make sure you don't accidentally board the wrong flight (to Gensokyo)
>>204841580
>>204841531I have a case number for your ass.
>>204837789SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAILAINEN
>>204841601HOW'D THE PHONE CALL GO ANSWER YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>204841633None of your business
>>204841633
>>204841650SARRRR WE TAKE YOU VERY SERIOUSLY SARRRR (in a very clearly sarcastic anglo accent) *hangs up*
>>204841669no, the SSSARRRRRRRis a very thrill R finnish SSARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRdeadpan switch to "We take your complaint very seriously, thank you for contacting us" *hangs up*
Goodbye anon
>>204841720
>>204841669https://youtu.be/N8lQ3jy5XL0
>>204841742that show used to be on my TV
>>204837789post your low hanging balls please I love them
>>204841650>>204841720>>204841669this is exactly what happened didn't it?look i'm very fucking sorry that there's a big indian issue in canada these days but buddy you being disdainful like this aint gonna work out for you.
YES IT WILL BE FUCKING CATHARTIC THATS THE GOD DAMN POINT
>>204841856A rapefugee escaping trans persecution in Suomi
i love kat
>>204841856We cut the Indians off they can’t come anymore.
this whole fucking time i've been canadian.it's true.entirely fucking true. i know it and you know it.
>>204837789You will be deported.
>>204842064Just walk across bro this is what most of the length of the border is like.
>>204842123i'll have to pass through the arctic.
>>204841856right sothis might sound HORRIBLE and AWFUL and RACIST butMAYBEMAYBE SOMEONE LIKE ME SHOULD HAVE THE GOD DAMN RIGHT TO JUST MOVE TO CANADACONSIDERINGMY FUCKING ANCESTORS MOVED TO CANADA FOREVER AGOI HAD CANADIAN FRIENDS GROWING UPEVEN THE TV PLAYED CANADIAN CARTOONS AS A KIDAND I WATCHED THAT ONE CANADIAN MOVIE EVERY NIGHT GOING TO BED BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING REALLY COOL TO MY 10 YEAR OLD BRAIN
also, considering i started endwalker in june 2023 and how i was already exhibiting severe "i'm going to canada" signs back then. it just started in may, it was brewing before that.considering endwalker literally just started off with literally fucking bypassing their god damn customs and immigrationyou really think i'm just gonna give up on this?
>>204837789Proof?
>>204843087no proof. any further information would only serve to dox
>>204843554You can post tickets and censor doxable parts, but anyway hope that's true and good luck on your new life in canada
>>204843725there are no "tickets"this is a very private flight with the ADS-B off.
>>204843767I see
i always wanted a normal sounding name.
>>204843725>but anyway hope that's true and good luck on your new life in canadai forgot to reply to thisthanks jew
>>204843554Nigga you have already doxed your face, your adress, your family name and yourself bouncing on a dildo in sissy clothing.
>>204845068well, that's all the more reason to keep as low profile as possible in canada with complete dissociation of identity and documentation from finland, along with all the other reasons.
>>204845120so, i'll need an untouched new phone and e-mail address. how i handle my computer and files might be complicated. my FFXIV account billing information.basically all of these things have to be scrubbed or dissociated from my life in canada.im fine with a new WoW account but im pretty attached to my FFXIV account. ofc there's a lot of other stuff and services there that i'm attached to.
>>204844603You're welcome transwoman
>>204845315you can call me a tranny any time
>>204845120Well as long as you actually post proof after december 5th that you have permanently left for canada I am okay with all of this.
obviously though i have no proofno one has approached meor contacted me.i'm just writing this up in the hopes that it's actually happening this time.you wouldn't want for it to not happen, would you. at this point.
my uncle just informed me today that he is permanently relocating to canada to retire there, i wonder what will he do with his giant villa
but i am a person with very clear ties to canada
are there any actual good reasons to move to canada if you're not a brown person trying to escape from a third world shithole?
>>204845596it feels right
FEDERAL AGENT!
>>204845068>doxed your face, your adress, your family name and yourself bouncing on a dildo in sissy clothing.and this favstian spirit reincarnate calls me a subhuman lel
She's not actually coming bros she's manifesting her schizophrenia.t schizo
>>204848634Oh nvm just read this after and got proven wrong>>204843767
>>204837789WTF is kajaani airport sounds indian saaar.
>>204842581What movie?
>>204848981Foolproof.
>>204845596> are there any actual good reasons to move to canada if you're not a brown person trying to escape from a third world shithole? Get a big American-style house and car. Better food selection. Better shopping options. Better summer weather. Lower taxes than yurop.
>>204848688it's really kajjaani
>>204849098I would rather get shot in the head with a 50 cal bullet than step foot in canada.
>>204849142Your women love to come here and work in jerk shacks servicing bwc Junseo. Korea is in the top 10 source countries of immigrants to Canada. The only Canadians heading to Korea are pedo ESL teachers.
>>204849110Why do you want to be one of us again?
i don't need to explain a fucking thing
>>204849367I might be able to get you in here, legally.
>>204849427no.i'm not settling for anything less than complete new identity and backstory in canada.and for very valid reasons.unless you can provide that, no.
>>204849564I have connections that can help you. Post sexy selfies here and I’ll give you my Telegram.
>>204849702not a good time to joke.
i didn't say shut up
>>204849702lowkey best post itt ong
Do you still have your OF?
What are the chances of me being contacted when I wake up tomorrow.
Truth is even through all this time I would have been happier in Canada and had a more fulfilling and respectable life
And now?There is no excuse at all anymore
My time has been wasted.My childhood was robbed.My teenage years were muddied.My young adulthood was stolen.
I've been lied to and betrayed my whole life.
Let me guessI won't get to be Canadian STILLI won't get to be myself.I won't get to be happy.
No.I'm 100% sure and believe in contact at last tomorrow
There didn't need to be all this pain.
