pub edish
>>204851169very old webm these days but it is certainly a classic
the new as it were
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/128386160/#128388349here is the post i made on 10th august 2020 announcing i lost my virginity at the age of 21 (literally minutes after i finished the sex)
>>204850485is it true they outperformed america in certain industries despite being a filthy commie shithole
>>204851174leave her alone you ugly fat spastic
do people really head down the pub and get drunk in the middle of the day? dont they have jobs?
Goon but not forgotten
Handsome ladShags monstersWhat doHelp
>>204851206>literally minutes afterahahahah
britland got a baltic aura over it, everyone seems down, its grey its ugly its wormdowneveryone its an alchoholicthe weather is constantly shit
>>204851169The dancing blondie looks exactly like my high school English teacher kek
might want to some femdom doujins
what did people eat before fastfood lets say im a white-collar worker and im heading home but im starving because i haven’t eaten all day. its not like i can just pop in to my local corner store and get a curry like i could today.where would i go to get some grub?
>>204851206Why'd she break up with you?
>>204851211odd post. never said I'd done anything to harm her, just that her accent reminds me of ian paisley.
>>204851208Flying a flag doesn't make you communist
>>204851222might be overestimating your handsomeness relative to everyone else in that case
>>204851168Search 'yiz love yer McDonaldses anyway don't yiz ya cunts yiz' and watch the video and tell me if you're certain you want an NI accent
>>204851215lots of people go pub for lunch break
Janny always stops threads being posted early but apparently is ok with avatar use and spam
why do all women look like men at close inspectionfucking disgusting, makes me wish i was gay instead
tags: fat_ugly_bastard netorare rape ahegao mind_break moral_degeneration humiliation
>>204851252Flying a flag doesn’t make you capitalist
>>204851247she called me a racist in greggs
>>204851232>wormdown>fannychmelar.mp3
>>204851249yeah but I’ve got you sussed mate and it’s GIVING creepy
>>204851208Yes. Railways, construction, spaceflight etc.>filthy commie shitholeNot true.
>>204851265mad how the male physique objectively looks better than the female physique and yet somehow im only sexually attracted to women
>>204851245roast dinner mate
>>204851280you mean like proto-greggs? were they open at night?
Been watchijg Bullseye on challengeDead comfyShall be getting back to that whilw freaks like >>204851187 continue to exist in a prison of their own creation
>>204851206think i remember that
bunch of females outside laughing at im sitting at my computer incelwanking my life awayhow did everything go so wrong
>>204851206lad rolled over and got straight onto /brit/
>>204851206you should be an honorary virgin for running to 4chan literally minutes after also having 190 reply to you makes you a virgin as well
>>204851301lets say you don’t have a wife also, people didnt eat fancy everyday. they had okay food but not delicious. thats why a sunday dinner was special.
>>204851206How long did it take for the guy to cum?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ycJsnzJ-hA
>>204851246Don't mind them as a type. There are beautiful and interesting birds everywhere>>204851253No and I know it comes off as arrogant. Not a tenner, but definitely above average. I am a coward, a spinetard, a mouseheart
/gf2025/ looking very promising for the lads here, reckon we’ll all make it next year
>>204851288i suppose some areas can benefit more from central planning
honestly can't watch tv or films, so fucking boring
>>204851370k
>>204851352here they shut at 2so where would the single man go for a feed?
>>204851252being irish doesn't make you a gay retard but somehow you all manage it
>>204851370tiktok clears
>>204851370I only like some of the old classic films before 2010 at least, everything produced now is just woke nonsense
>>204851277IndeedIt's industrialisation/scientific organising of labour and waged relations and producing for the sake of exchange value
>>204851352reckon greggs are missing a trick by not having shops open in city centres on weekend nights. imagine how much they could make off drunk mongs buying sausage rolls
want to have a wank but nowts getting me going
>>204851395Gregg's in my hometown reopens at like midnight on Saturdays
>>204851395Greggs need to get alcohol, Imagine how much they'd sell if you could get a sausage roll and Carling meal deal
>NEW: The US Airforce has confirmed several unidentified drones have been spotted over three UK airbasesrorke put them away mate
>>204851379Well the world associates your flag with batty boarding school boys
Central planning is bad and the free market is better
>>204851420Every tradie in Britain would be drunk by noon
>>204851431Fuck, the lad talking about the exercise was right apparently. Let's pay attention.
>>204851420Grim shite
>>204851431
>>204851440pee fartket
Made a gay lad knock over his drink at the pub earlier through the sheer power of my attractive face. He turned to try to catch a sneaky peek of me (his fifth of the night) but this time I was just staring right at him and he tried to quickly swivel back round and knocked over his drink and looked at me with shame and acknowledgement of what had transpired. Felt very powerful. Have only had that sort of effect on one other person in my life and she was years ago.
>>204851431is that like the time the us air force chased some balloons for about 2000 miles
>>204851479ok
>>204851479you sound very bent
>>204851410He's greek. If you ever see an Irish flag in /brit/ bigging up some commies, it's the greek nonce that /brit/ helped emigrate out of Greece.
>>204851420a fast food place can only sell alcohol if it’s already got a reputation as being a store for low-class mongs i.e rashays
>>204851479not a flex this
voulez vous coucher avec moi chez soi
>>204851502or are they dancer
Sir Mental Health
>>204851495>>204851505Don't care. As a man, I will take any compliment going.
>>204851499>a reputation as being a store for low-class mongsthat's greggs
mad how the british empire did more to reduce slavery across the world than anything else yet modern day brits are demonised for slavery.
>>204851479bit gay that
wanking like a ninja
>>204851479jay.png
>>204851525India has been independent for over 70 years and still blames us for being a shithole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4RAI3jQy9k
>>204851525that's like when I pissed on my mates mum's window sill and photos when drunk and then saying its fine because I mopped it up.
>>204851552You've been sexless all your life and still blame the Jews
>>204851563no it isn'tbe quiet
>>204851512lmao
>>204851512
watching basketball
>>204851566no i haven't. stop lying
>>204851544Imagine if I was jayposting and hadn't even been able to make it a woman in my jay story lol
smoking on that shit pack
>>204851576fuck off poof
>>204851584I don’t like basketball
>>204851584can't be doing with floorsqueak
>>204851247ultimately I’m not sure of the real reason lad im happy to accept i did wrong and didn’t treat her right all the time which eats at me and kills me every day now when i think of what we could’ve (should’ve) had. took her completely for granted but if you were to ask her that question i doubt she’d be able to give you a straight answer
why does candace owens hate jews? not even memeing it just seems very particular for her as a african-american woman married to a white british guy to hate jews out of everyone
windy out
>>204851623she declared war on the woke
>>204851563no it isn't, it's like slavery being a norm in human civilisation for thousands of years and then one day protestant autismos go around the world forces other people to stop it.
im nice with it
>>204851605it's a beautiful sport>>204851613theyve gotten a lot better about the squeaking lately
Got one bottle of cider left rip
>>204851621>i doubt she’d be able to give you a straight answerWanna bet?
>>204851623she is a woman and seeing babies getting bombed in gaza broke her heart, then ben shairpo and all the jewish influence groups were trying to justify it
>>204851621it’s better to have love and lost than to have never loved at all, there will be another
we smokin symbiotes
>>204851697Load of shite. There's so much more pain that way
Off the porn and the dating appsBrainberg needs the reset
Briefly went to a pub after seeing a gig. It's actually quite depressing being in a packed pub by yourself.
>>204851651yeah but we still did it and that is why people remember it. I wonder if we would let it go on longer if it was still as profitable too
was actually going to try going to the pub by myself tonight quite glad I didn’t haha
>>204851728nothing they can do
>>204851728rubber floors and varnished shoes
>>204851748
>>204851613apesqueak is a better name
>>204851713more pain than a life of only crushing loneliness? Every man needs his heart squashed by the first girl he truly loves, it’s what makes a man
>>204851781has racist overtones and i'm not a racist, you see
>>204851794cuck
>204851382Seething spaki
>>204851792>more pain than a life of only crushing lonelinessAbsolutely.
mad how all chinese look alikedo you reckon chinese think the same about white people?
im so, so tired
Watched Bullseye Had a pooDidnt even look in the thread because 90% of it is him constantly samefagging and spammingOff to bed nowWinning, it feels good.
>>204851792she will be the first and only for me dee lad 0 chance i will finds anyone else nowi have no social circle and im a 5.5/10 and very very shy it over for me
>>204851728better mikes and frequency gateshttps://youtu.be/McshAFXm90c
>>204851750yeah but why don't people associate it with modern day Egyptians or Indians or Turks? it's insane that were were the ones going around forcing everyone else to stop it and yet we're treated as if it's our unique evil.
>better mikes
>>204851621As the rebound of no less than 4 separate 4-6 year relationships, I can tell you she mentally broke up with you 6 months ago. I don't know if you would consider that a good thing or not, but I guarantee this wasn't a spur of the moment "I'm not even sure why but I'm doing it" thing.
>>204851623because she’s a grifting attention seeker
>>204851877better mices?
no mice
>>204851856You’ll be alright, you were savvy enough to get one and you’ll get another, there is hope for you. In the meantime channel your pain and loneliness into making yourself great it’s a very powerful motivator.
Gridiron and baseball are the superior American sports
>>184707177odd post
>>204851905I found her through a very unique set of circumstances and pure luck will not get that again
using my powers of imagination yo imagine the pussy of the youtuber I'm watching
Smoking dried dog poo
my favourite sports? battleships and backgammon
>>204851899
LadsGo on the Lib Dem’s TikTok page for some peak cringe
>>204851169Just found this girl talking about "Free palestine" and how Israel is evil to a group of Jews.lolisnt bolton manchester
>using tiktokpeak cringe
Gonna masturbate to shemaleporn for third time this night
>>204851968Too old for me
luv her so much
>>204851968>42
How do transfer my whatsapp chats from my old (broken) phone to my new phone
over the past decade 1 million men applied to join the armed forces. over 750k gave up before the application was finished. all because of huge delays and strict health standards.
>>204851972who are your go to's? I'm partial to lilypech and serja rabbit but I do check on chloe vellirox from time to time too.
you'll be 42 before you know it
>>204851370same, just watch youtube or tv shows and films ive already seenive given some of the new shows a chance several times and have been woefully disappointed every timedont understand people who can just eat all the latest netflix slop
Rage against the normies
right let’s get the facebook dating fired back up it lush
just seen a lass flicking herself silly while reading the bible, then she put the book down and squirted on it
>>204851996It’ll be Charli xcx Screen cap this post
>>204851964The rules are very simple
the bible is just fantasy fiction. same genre as lotr or harry potter
>>204852063Used to put bibles in the fiction section at the school library and run away laughing
>>204852027true, feels like im about 20 mentally but im accelerating to 30 in reality
>>204852063Bible is good, some nice and incest and no aoc, god wanted you to breed when they bleed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLg1z71lbCA
If satan can send demons to tempt us into sin why doesn't god send angels to lead us into a pious life? Also it creates more seraph to serve in his holy army so it's a win/win.
Lads I got a bf
>>204852077Do you do that with Anne frankes diary now
>>204852101can I see him
>>204852104yuck only like the tops of girls feet me
>>204852112Nah, not doxxing him or myself
>>204852031netflix unironically designs its content to be 'second screen friendly' because they people just half watch it while on their phone or laptop
>>204852104i am owed a paki feet gf
>>204852101Are you a top or bottom
>>204852111No but I once wrote in a book about Lacanian psychology that I'd masturbated to the page and put it back for others to find
>>204852141Vers, but my bf prefers to bottom so mostly topping now
>>204852135>>204852031>>204851370I'm like this with 4chan threads
dating apps are evil ladf
>>204852161Does he have a nice round twink ass
>>204852169how come youre sying this lad
>>204852178He has a nice fat ass but he isn't a twink
>>20485202742 is the new 27
>>204852195grim
Once you're over 25 your twink life is over fr
>>204852215No it's perfect, blokes should be hairy and masculine
hmmm thinking
Sorry did I enter /brit/ or did I enter /gaygen/
>>>/hm/2656173
>>204852226dont recall asking
>>204852243>>204852257so is that you or your new boyfriend?
got second windit all night session10x lush all the way
did an online test and it said i have the reading ability of an 8 year old
>>204851964It's just mancala with more rules.
>>204852285not that anonjust thought i'd share it
did an online test and it said i an addicted to sissygasms
>>204852285No
>>204852317don't get shy now anon we're all interested
>>204852303alri diego
>>204851169I like Briish lasses like this so much. They are so wholesome, funny, trashy and crazy. Not like our princess larper boring ego maniac mentally ill whores. I want marry with a rose like that.
me? i love turkish women
>>204852329are you asking me to crosslink to more gross gay posts?because i will
10x lush and i MEAN 10x lush
Wind outside going mental
>>204852348https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=HNy--_r5eW0&pp=ygUNZHIgZXZpbCByaWdodA%3D%3D
32 degrees today beer weather
bilbo baghead
>>204852383No it isn't, be quiet
Playing vidya
rorke unmasked
do norferners feel closer to the souferners or the scots
>>204852403which one
>>204852391yeah you’re right, every day is beer weather
Had my penis groped tonight by a 55 year old woman from County Meath. Always attract older women with no sense of decency or boundaries somehow.
>>204852412moist lil nigga
>>204852431no good
I'm thinking the bay runI'm thinking some weed afterI'm thinking an evening shag
>>204852431you go to pop world again lad?
>>204852431
>>204852422northerners are amongst the most patriotic to be English so what do you think
>>204852431yeah
>>204852472well if they like the southern english more, they must absolutely hate scottish people
>>204852422Northumbria used to own the south of Scotland, the Scots language comes from Northumberland
>>204852424Assassin's creed 2
>>204852508Why is he taking us this way? We are going the wrong way.
Feel so bloated from the alcohol is this how fat bastards feel all the time
>>204852537Me when I see anons mom
I commute.
>>204852537
>>204852508when arse creed was still good
Wonder if I'll have a wank tonight
>>204852564
>>204852526Cranlet
done a big shite mere hours ago and feel another coming oncouldnt be fucking arsed, spend half my life wiping my arseSICK OF IT
>>204852613thought of maybe not being a fat bastard
Spaki melty!
>>204852606I'd be worried the bird would shit in my hand
>>204852640Only get the 4chan pass when you're over 300lb
>>204852640not even fat and have ate 2 normal sized meals today which makes it even more infuriating
>>204852669
>>204852097you probably have not noticed or dismissed the opportunity
>>204852660odd looking rabbit
time for me to make my exit
>>204852660goofy ahh animals
>>204852063It is a study bigger than you and I
the king should shut down parliament
>>204852717Didn't the civil war happen when Charles did that
the king should shut down my bollocks
Fund it
I’m gonna come
>>204852745
I'm so Julia
Why has there been so much noise in the sky recently?
pardon my french, but je mange soixante-dix chiens en apesanteur avec de la sauce soya explosive parce que le catholicisme est la grande pute de Babylone et je fourre du papier dans mon trou du cul pour le plaisir sexuel
rorke holding space for disabled queer women of colour
pirated epubs imported. metadata sorted. covers uploaded. books transferred. clue gained. currently reading pic related and the e-ink display is making me an intellectual.
>>204852777Your mum's been eating beans
well it appears I may have been blocked by the girl I've been sexting every nightleading theory is her (open relationship) bf finally manned up and told her to cut it out
god wants you to be straight
god wants you to rape childrenyahweh is a nonce
remember when jonathan swift said we should eat babies, the irish are a SICK people
NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
>>204852835You already do, you fat nonce
>>204851245the pub
>>204852855make a thread yourself, worthless shitstain
>>204852881'kin hell it's rick moranis!
>>204852882NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
>.<
>>204852871>>204852871>>204852871>>204852871
>>204852917kys
>>204852899
>>204852865im not fat
>275 posts
>>204852940
>275 postswhered they all go?
>>204852950
rorke getting into the breeding mount because someone placed a tasty piece of cheese on the other end
>>204852899looks like he laughed it off, good lad
>>204852950>>204852963whats so funny
>>204852899looks like my boss
>>204852303one of them genius black 8 year olds who can play chess?
we still have 30 posts to go. why was the new posted so early?
>>204853040i was looking at another thread and it said 310
>>204852964>piece of cheeseonly morsels for me, thanks
>>204852981basically imagine derquavious sneed tried to touchdown off the third base sponsered by mountain dew but his vert just wasn't off the wall enough cuh! niggas ankles turned to dust mentally speaking. guy tried to hut hut hike a general booty field goal brought to you by state farm but was left with a flagrant tip off mentally speaking
>>204853111not enough stats for hank to understand
>>204853111you sound like a fag and your shit's all retarded
snooker looks fun
>Murder arrest after man shot dead in BirminghamFlat caps galore at Tommy Shelby lookalike contest>Man dies after tree falls on car as Storm Bert sweeps UKPrison layouts reportedly leaked on dark web>King Charles's Coronation cost taxpayers £72m
>>204853158snooker clubs are fun because its like going back to the 20th century
>>204853199are they mostly old people, what's the ratio there
>>204853208A lot of it i guess. I've not been in one for quite a while but last time they let us smoke indoors and pints were absurdly cheap.
>>204853199i wasnt born in the 20th century. why would i want to go back?
>>204853238dunno why i even ask, not like there's any around here
>look up deleted posts>inbetween ai spam he talks about foodhe really is a fat waster
>>204853308he didnt name himself 190kg for nothing
