Ana de arnas edicicion
corr imagine shoving your whole arm in her pussy as far as it can go
australia has lost to the usa 4-6 in the osu! world cup.
>>204858466corr spaff
watching where the wild things are right now while drinking some tea
>>204858466she's so fit lads i want to shoot latin-australian babies into her womb
waz poppin
/brit/ has become my enemy...
The ICC chief prosecutor consulted with 6 independent judges about whether there should be an arrest warrant for Netanyahu.All of them said yes - that he needs to be arrested for war crimes.Israel and the USA are claiming the arrest warrant is anti-semitic.What they don't mention is one of those 6 judges is a 94 year old Jewish Holocaust survivor who lives in Israel.According to Israel and the USA, a 94 year old Jewish Holocaust survivor is an anti-semite.
*armas
LOVE the prophet of truth's voice in halo 2, shame they couldn't get the voice actor back in halo 3
>>204858466Mad how she's shagging the Cuban president's stepson
>>204858537>According to Israel and the USA, a 94 year old Jewish Holocaust survivor is an anti-semite.yeah.fuck you gonna do about it
mass downloading this channels videos before the asmr freaks show up and scare this girl off the platform
>>204858556if I were her I would cut all ties with cuba and never interact with a cuban again
>>204858513have you ever seen a polar bear? how far north have you been in canada? do english speaking canadians like the french speakers? do you feel a disconnect?
>>204858554supposedly it was a deliberate creative decision, but yes agreed he sounds great in halo 2
little hobbit gf
>>204858581you going to take me to dinner first before we start with the interrogation?
>>204858466Anus and Armpits
wanking was much better when I was 14. nowadays it's just a chore.
>>204858608GET IN
>>204858621ok then just answer the polar bear one
>>204858466Blokes are obsessed with this Spanish bird innit
>>204858638no. if i did, i'd probably be dead.
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>204858581Do polar bears speak english frensh or eskimo
how much can the average fanny take?
dead sober man just walked into my room and started going 'UUGH UUGH UUGH'
>>204858673dunno la ive got a canadian on the hook here i'm trying to get information out of him but he's as dry as a nun's knickers
>>204858675the fannyhole is only 6 inches deep
>>204858675your penis size + 1 inch
one good thing about the gf breaking up with me haven’t been sick once this winter yet
saw a car crash the other day. one car very softly tapped the back of the other one and then a fat man got out and started screaming
>>204858596wonder why they did that on purpose, his voice was so distinctive in 2, almost had a flanging effect to it, in 3 he just sounds so generic
it’s raining poo
the polar bear sees us as food, nothing more. it's not some random attack or provocation - you are literally just the fuel it needs to survive and it will eat you.
COO COO COO
>>204858726this is the united states' fault
even the thought of paying for premium on dating apps is grim but the prices are outrageous
>>204858727probably to sound like an aged megalomaniac, but dunno why they needed to change itI like a few years later when that other studio made Halo Wars, they brought back the Prophet of Regret voice actor
>>204858768go to the pub and pull a bird like a normal bloke
skincare toil complete
>>204858801good lad
>>204858726you gave us the beginning. you told us the dramatic middle. now tell us the stunning finale, how did this conclude
twitching in the kitchen
slapping up and down
I think I'll spend the morning making random inane shitposts, let me know if it becomes tiresome
>>204858801poof
>>204858670again?
the amount of blokes here that would benefit from going to the pub
>>204858865Brits notoriously age like shit so you of all people should be doing it
little kiddies
Canada is a bit mad if you go slightly further north than where 99% of all the people are there are still inbred people living like hunters from 1900 and further up there is absolutely nothing but bears and ice and mines by the looks of it. Same with australia there's like 4 cities and then a vast expanse of fuck all where nobody knows what's going on. Sick of being stuck on this tiny shit island where the most interesting animal is a deer and there's nothing to see which hasn't been seen a million times before.
had the perfect opportunity to get my driver's license years ago. was driving more or less everyday, but got carpel tunnel very bad in both wrists and couldn't even grip the steering wheel so had to take a break and in that down time i lost all motivation to bother with it. /blog
>>204858906that's just because we're all alchies, no amount of skincare can help that
https://files.catbox.moe/dkzqlq.MP4
>>204858913the craziest thing about the north of canada is paying 15$ for a can of beans
>>204858936big fat fuck, must weigh 12 stone at least
>>204858936Big fan of are daniel
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732436236807103.webmi miss sigma posting
>>204858906actually to be fair many of them look quite young for their agereckon it's the lack of sunlight
>>204858960youfla not so different eh
>>204858936Thinkin about that 1 darts player who's allegedly 16 but looks like a middle-aged divorced father
>>204858979chuds started taking it seriously and ruined the joke
>>204858913come on over and have a pint then
>BUSTIN ON THE RAP SCENE LIKE SLIM SHADY throw it with the raw just like tom brady
>>204858979>Got fucked up by a .22Probably got hit in the heart or some shit
>>204859003https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/luke-littler/article-14002867/Inside-Luke-Littler-new-five-bedroom-mansion-millionaires-row-Cheshire.html
>>204859067far out
Gee Luke, your house has FIVE bedrooms?
>>204859067lower class runts who make lots of money should be taxed heavilyit's not money they should havethey can pay for the ennaychess if they love it so much
i have too many cabbinges
>>204859064ah you yanks and your autism about cartridge sizea .22 is perfectly sufficient to kill someone, and .45 is super overkill for most purposes
thinking about the baire category theorem
>>204859064If you know what you're doing you can be pretty lethal with .22 rounds
summer's just around the corner
>>204859124eat them
feeling glum
>>204859166i cnanot eat this many cabbingesi will give them awaywould you like a cabbinge?
Well, you know November has comeWhen it's gone away
might get elected mayor and raise the speed limits absurdly high
wanked yesterday without spaffing so now my cock aches because it needs a wankinghowever I have a girl coming over in 30 minutes so I have to sit here in pain until she sex wanks me
>>204859163cicadas have already started their nightly sperg outs where i am
need a wasian of korean ancestry who's autistic about fashion brands and ensemble composition and has a graphic design career
>>204859198yeh!
As of 2024, there are approximately 550,000 licensed firearm owners in Great Britain, holding approximately 2,210,000 firearms.
pecked yaohhhh yeah i pecked yacluck cluck mother hubbard oh oh oh ohand thats all i have to do all day now. is just peck awayi am living the life of a king, if the king wer a chickemchickun and chips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23z4yYgy35Qaustin powers free to watch on youtube (australia only)get in.
>>204859248here u are then palall my recipe say one cabbinge is enough for a couple of dishes but i have too many cabbinge for the dishes i will eat so here take ur fill of these (leave me maybe 4 cabbinge min so i can have my meals tho
>>204859252how many does the army own
>>204859252that's a lot of scapegoat material for the next time there's a shooting in inner city London
I kinda want something bad to happen with these weight loss jabs because im mad that I put the work in to get fit and these fat cunts are just dosing themselvesPraying that relapse rates are high
>>204859367nasty little rodent of a "man" you are.
BOOKER CATCH!
>>204859373>t. used to be a big fat fuck
>>204859367Of course relapse rates will be highfat cunts are retards with no self control
>>204859373Leave me alone you have no right
>>204859367cheer up lad they'll still have the stretch marks and the mental scarring xx
>>204859394not at all, if anything i've been through periods of being dangerously underweight.wishing to see others fail simply out of some petty envy is loser behaviour, simple asfellas should be lifting fellas up.
Here take this medkit
>>204859439big yeah the boys mentality here I can get amongst it
might go to mexico and piss off the cartels and suffer a brutal chainsaw death
BEEP BEEP
>>204859482it's "meep meep" lad
>>204859482nigga been watching too much brum
>>204859490
Alarms going off up and down the street this morning, windy out, really warm, no one walking aroundvery apocalyptic
>>204859482kmart used to be sponsored by this tv show I think the stores died when the show died
>>204859502who cares what those wankers think
>>204859470get the cartels pranked
took my girlfriend of 4 + years for granted lads now im all alone
>>204859529lessons of life mate onto your next phase
Just got blown into the road
>>204859529shut up boring cunt>my gf left meoh yeah great gimmick brilliant stuff
getting chainsawed to death for making el chapo sit on a whoopee cushion
>>204859498love love LOVED brum was a cracking programme
going to watch every season of family guy then american dad then the cleveland show then rewatch them all for maximum retention
right now we should’ve been going round christmas markets and buying grinch merchandise. she loved the grinch. instead im all alone in my cold dingy little flat. was in town yesterday and seeing all the happy couples about the christmas market was soul destroying
>>204859529what happened
>>204859591she left me lad :/
nintendo DS stylus down the ol 'rethra
would you say it was a plethora of whoopee cushions?
gel pack for brek
>>204859456ohhhhhh FUCK that feels good
>>204859615in greggs?
>>204859615but why did she leave you
>>204859631can't have that kind of fun with the switch
>>204859586BAD lad
anyone noticed that's it's windy outside
>4.2m working age people on long term sickness benefits>up 1m since 2019>The bill for taxpayers is £64b, forecasted to rise to £100b by 2029utterly, utterly insane
been farting outside some cunt's bedroom window for 20 minutes and he thinks it's just the wind LOL
Asian prossie says she’ll do it all including raw.
the batarians are lucky the reapers got to them before commander shepard did
>>204859683I wasn’t a very good bf lad didn’t show her enough love or physical affection a lot of the time. God what a fool I was. What I wouldn’t give to just hold her hand again.Also think she just wanted something different
>>204859730300 000 of them weren't so lucky
>>204859730ahaha seen you post this twice now awaiting a (You) from frenchlad you cheeky bugger
>>204859766that was just an unintended side-effect of shepard trying to keep the reapers out of the galaxy, and they died quickly, imagine if shepard went after them deliberately
There's a nip in the air. Cold won't be good for my crops
>15 degrees nowEH???
>>204859728why would you shag a prossie raw
>>204859787well lad, call me wet laundry because you have me pegged xfurthermore, i am of the opinion that khar'shan must be destroyed
>>204859802>unintended:)
>>204859806>There's a nip in the airAmerican Navy personnel in Hawaii in 1941
>>204859817climate change ladonly way to fix it is to give a trillion a year to third world countries
god I love gta 4
>>204859840
>>204859817was about 12 all night herefinally a bearable night under the yoke of mumberg's tyrannical heating regimeit's no surprise that last night was the first i slept normal hours for a week
honestly reckon being molested by a fit female teacher would have put me on the right path
>>204859858Mental how Nico is canonically a child murderer
>>204859858it's good isn't it?>>204859993no he bloody isn't, pull your head in mate
i've got a manky eyei'm a black scottish CYCLOPS
>>204860003Yeah he is, he did it during the warThat 1 Italian mafia wife lady says something like "How can you do these thing? aren't you worried about your soul?"And he replies with "When you walk in to a village and see 4 dozen children lined up neatly against a church wall, all with their throats slit and hands chopped off, you realise the creature that could do this has no soul"
quite windy out innitruntoil's gonna be weird
>>204860053he said he walked into the vilage then saw it so it happened before he got there
>>204860053first of all she was the wife of a russian mobster not italian, secondly he begins the statement by saying that he walked into a village and saw it, he didn't say he did it, and his implication was that humans are soulless, not that he specifically is soulless
syringe full of tabasco up the jack’s eye
>>204860096>>204860113idk lads, I just rewatched the scene and it seemed to imply he was the one who did it
>the jack's eye
>>204860155nigga you inadvertently wrote out the answer in your own post and just had 2 people explain it to you in simple terms you might just be a bit of a spoon
in the summertime,when the weather is high
Just had one of these so-called 'mandela effect' moments (which is actually just being wrong about something)I could have sworn david dimbleby died of cancer earlier this year
the scrandela effect
>>204860155it's stated that he was involved in human trafficking, which probably involved slavery and other dark shit, but i really don't think they'd go so far as to write his character to be a child murderer
oh fuck yes lads we finally got the good captchasohhhh yesoh yesyes yesyip yip yip yip yip yip yip yessiryessireegooooooooood captchas now served now on the good captchas ohhhhhh yes
Lock criminals upAnd THROW AWAY the keys!
MorningHow's Bert treating you all?
>I am jack's tabasco filled eye
>>204860314is that Bobby Davro
>>204860306weather's nice here>>204860195windy as tho but don't think it's storm bert
>>204858759love me woodies, haven't hear one cooing for a whileplenty of them around but they're just quiet I suppose
had sex with the gf last nightdidnt do her up the arsenever done her up the arse
sticking my finger up my japs eye
>>204860326nah it's dobby bavro hahaha
>>204860338has anyone ever shagged her up the arse?
love listening to "212" by azealia banks in the car
Every day is like Sunday
knackered
Barry Garlow
if satan appeared before me I would fuckin smite that pussy nigga fr
i've been sat on the dole doing nowt since 2011
Need to scoop my hip tendons out and bash them with a meat tenderiser
>>204860360thats a rather personal question
>>204860426i won't tell her you've told me
want to get ready and go out but then I remember there's nothing to do outside
>>204860469Go for a lovely walk
really don't think relapsing on ket for a month was a great idea cos i have been pissing like 100ml every few hours since thenonly done like 12g over the month tho so reckon it's just me nerves or cos i was pissing loads when i was on ket deliberately to get the ketty piss out as soon as i could cos idk if it's how it actually works but i thought maybe it's the ketty piss being in ur bladder that makes it get fucked
WankWanksWankingW̶a̶n̶k̶e̶d̶ Wunk
>>204860475He’ll get blown into the road
either way i'm pissing a lot more frequently now
Hoping one day I'll wake up out of the stupor I've been in and start living life
I am having a schizo meltdown despite taking my meds this morning (i’m pretty sure). unironically i’m being completely serious
>>204860479speaking of pissing, why don't you piss off and get sober
i wunk a wank of wenk gone by
>>204860509jokes on u fella i've been off the ket a week now
>>204860507Don't let them know
>>204860507please post it all somewhere else and leave us in peace then
>>204860501sounds like diabetes
klarc
>>204860554what have you got planned for today
CroatiaMental
woke up early today and thought I'd finally go to church but I googled my local one and found the livestream of last weeks service and it was all sing songy with a guitar and little black girl singing and thought nah
>>204860554i don't think so.... i was an alcoholic for a couple/3 ish years before does that make lads diabetic sometimes? i don't eat ungodly amounts of sugary shite never have. did used to eat takeaways a lot when i was still on stuff
do you reckon a female has ever done a girlwank over you?
Live such a weird life desu. Work from home in a little flat in the countryside, where there's not much to do. Friends here all have kids and won't come out drinking like they used to, so to fill in the weekend boredom I set up a side-hustle and take on extra work. So I barely leave the flat or even get changed, and feel like a repulsive dole scrounger, but actually make as much money as some city slicker. Don't have anything to spend it on either, so my savings account just gets bigger and bigger
how do french people say wankis it ouanque
I’m pro Israel because it means we won the crusades.
>>204860601Wow very weird, got the chills reading that
>>204860602snorted irl
>>204860592I was told through a friend that the girl I sat next to in english had a dream of me fucking her in her school uniformnaturally I did absolutely nothing about it
>>204860592defo one cos she was confirmed well into me but never did owt with her cos i was hiding my micro and knew she'd go off me as soon as i showed her itsuspect a few other ladies have fancied me before tooa very fit girl told me she had a couple of sex dreams about me before so i reckon she might have toomental how much better my life would have been if i had a usable knob
might become a 1920s private investigator and get tasked with investigating a mysterious disappearance of a wealthy businessman which eventually leads to uncovering a cult that worships an unknowable horror that would drive even the most stable man to the darkest depths of insanity to even know of its existence
>>204860568fuck all
Might dig an elaborate tunnel network in my backyard going all throughout my town
>>204860638how micro are we talking
>>204860583>does that make lads diabetic sometimes?yea it doesjust tell your doctor you're pissing all day
>>204860670it's a micro what dies it matter the specific length
>>204860641with slight shell shock from WW1 for dramatic effect
>>2048606705.5 inches
*walks into to thread with a pack of mike's hard lemonade*oh no it's chris hansen!*pulls out a gun and commits suicide with it*
>>204860682well shieeeeeeeeeeeti don't go to the doctor cos broken britain + cbadon't think i'm even registered with onebut i will research and stuff. see if i have any other symptoms and that
>>204860684Do you ACTUALLY have a micro or do you just have a small knob?micros are extremely rare so I would be very surprisedThen again, I suppose it makes sense someone with one would end up on 4chan
feeling extremely bloody lonely lads and im not getting any younger at 25, it’s likely over for me
Might move to China and change my name to Pong Poo.
>>204860554>>204860682ketamine is notorious for destroying your bladdermaybe do basic research before offering medical advice
>>204860729yeah i do next question
Stimmed upHeart racing, Blood pumpingSmash it in let us begin.
woke types are always like "eurgh why does every freaking institution have roots in white supremacy" maybe because white people built all the fucking institutions and society and shit to begin with
Ask me anything about the Soviet Union
>>204860746i just don't think i've done enough to get k bladder
>>204860756are your balls normal sized or also micro? does it make normal sized cum shots?
>>204860776why did it fail
Me sitting in my smelly little incel cave
>>204860746>before offering medical advicemy medical advice was "tell your doctor"
just started roaring because the toil freaks are back at toil tomorrow omdss
>>204860797small but not tiny and idk what a normal sized cumshot is but i always felt mine were unimpressive
just realised that if this whole time i've been making bad decisions maybe i should start making good ones..
>>204860756You ever try penis enhancement exercises?>inb4 "they dont work"you've got nothing to lose
>>204860827dangerous and downright stupid
Is film four the best brit tv channel? I love watching their movies
need my fucking dick sucked NOW
>>204860855nope and unless they can double its length and girth there's no point trying
How’s the gravy tonight?
>>204860896's fuckin stinkin lad
Shithawks, Bubbles
>>204860799Destalinisation and opportunism among right wing factions in the CPSU
think weed has knocked like 20 iq points off me permanently
And the very latest from the leather clad communists??
Test
>>204860894mine went up 1.5 inch length and 1 inch girth and I started from normal size
>>204860971I didnt know there would be a test
Where can I buy a good leather jacket?
…icles
>>204861000ask ur bf, gimp
>>204860988what exercises?refuse to believe any of that shit works
just came to some degenerate shit and genuinely want to commit suicide now
>>204861011I know how you're spamming
>>204859718wonder what percentage of those dossers have the old menthol elf
eating brunch. heinz spaghetti and sausages on toast. the taste dans el italia
they could've easily written tommy angelo from mafia to be a ww1 veteran since he was born in 1900, but they didn't, they just said he learned how to shoot a county fair, odd decision but refreshing all the same, giving your criminal protagonist a military background seems like a bit of a cliché
>>2048610242 days on 1 day rest, my results took ~1 yearI haven't been doing it lately because it takes like 30 mins, but it does work if you do it consistentlyyou will probably have to look up what the stretches are because I imagine you aren't a mentally ill freak like me, but you can find text guides for them dw, you dont have to look at some dudes dick
>>204861075I'm playing through this now. A lot doesnt make sense. A certain airplane scene then a funeral.They also keep spoiling the game in the intermezzo scenes
Also Im very aware of how autistic my post is, you dont need to tell me
>>204861106this is actually mental lolare the gains permanent?
>>204861106What a pathetic freak you are
>>204861112kino game though, what chapter are you up to?
>>204861034had a hungover legalporno filth wankthere was triple anal, piss in her arse she squirted back out then drank and a tranny involved at one stage
>>204861130yeah>>204861141yeah
>>204861159finished just in time for church
>>204861176lol
>>204861153think i left it at the meet with the moonshiner kid and you (as with every mission) get jumped by morellos guys
>>204861220>(as with every mission) get jumped by morellos guyshey now that's not true, sometimes it's the police
>>204861106>I haven't been doing it lately because it takes like 30 minsSurely it's more like an hour if you add up both sides
the new kendrick album is pretty good tbqh
wonder if i'm good-looking enough that if i became a serial killer and got busted i'd get fan mail from nutter women
>>204861075And then in Mafia 2 they made Vito a WW2 vet
>>204860944dunking Sensitive Young Men in ice and leaving them outside in winter
>>204861243Yeah but you do 1 one day, 1 the next, rest dayprobably should have specified
Right Wing Jelq Squads
>>204861267Serial killers are a 70s thing ladthese days it's school shooters and terrorists
>>204861284the italy missions are kino, and for an intro as well
I’m thinking about Emma Watson squirting diarrhea from her anus to my mouth.
>>204861345ok
>>204861358Indeed
Using my cursed demon sword is forbidden, but this opponent is just too strong!
One man’s Emma Watson’s diarrhea is another man’s yummy hot chocolate.
neighbour and his fucking piece of shit of a mongrel returned to get on my nerves with eternal barking JUST after I changed my sleep schedule to wake up at 6am (coincidentally overlaps with the fucking dog's hours of activity)
We’re all mates here though?
>>204861449we are mateythe brit lads, friends forever
>>204861460cute post
might get a sex changeoh i'm sorry leftypol, i meant "gender-affirming surgery", is that woke enough for you?
>>204861449>>204861460here we arethe lads
i'm making the new once we're at 310, so no one else do it yeah?
>>204861549Yeah yeah yeah mate 'course yeah
>>204861385this is not our way, anon-sanyou have no honour
nowt worse than dealing with the fallout of the shit you did when you were pissed, as if the hangover isn't punishment enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FauDn2LkeQ4
Tipping lets capitalists off the hook for paying shit wages and creates a culture of servility. Workers don't need the charity of the rich, we need to overthrow the power of capitalists.Down with it.
>>204861641Shut the fuck up you tiny freak
White Finland, ISIS and Azov all used the same shock tactics of flashy propagandaFunnily enough, all were pawns of imperialism that communists defeated.
Suck a black guy off
>>204861665Which communists defeated ISIS?
Do they sell sow milk.
>>204861665>>204861654
>>204861585I'm sorry sensei
>>204861549
>>204861703
>>204861677Syrians and Kurds
>>204861709fucking asshole i said i was making it!
>>204861684>>204861288
RULE BRITANNIA
>>204860001lenggers